💬〡chess-talk

[potent gulch]

Exactly, the fishes eat us here in Falklands

[inland abyss]

last few digits of pi

[kindred crypt]

ye

[inland abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-reaction-reply-chess-gif-gif-25905029

[spring tundra]

wait what to do if I'm not good at literature???

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/bit-weird-weird-strange-gif-4780397

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-blud-diddy-gif-16820390887287528746

[potent gulch]

Law's fault, chess is the guilty!!!

[spring tundra]

yo wyoming incident

[dark sundial]

Wsp ppl

[past junco]

just accept youre never gonna be the shakespeare of picking up ppl on the internet

[kindred crypt]

censor it

[past junco]

i shower what does this mean

[modern coral]

Focus on chess?

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/eito-aotsuki-the-hundred-line-last-defense-academy-holy-moly-grilled-cheese-giant-cheese-pull-gif-7864974925954523085

[zenith patio]

bet

[celest saffron]

Anyone down for a chess match?

[dusky osprey]

sure

[spring tundra]

ever heard about the wyoming tv hijacking??

[past junco]

no

[spring tundra]

it seems quite scary

[celest saffron]

What’s your username

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/green-fn-peter-griffin-fn-green-baller-gif-13365976482802845584

[potent gulch]

I'm from mars bro

[past junco]

did u pee urself when it happened?

[dusky osprey]

Just-Asgore

[kindred crypt]

airball

Anyone wanna playy?

[potent gulch]

Green fn= green floner ❤️

[kindred crypt]

Ew

[kindred crypt]

green fornite

[inland abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323751989896544269/1362093731225931987/caption.gif

[potent gulch]

OH SHI,THEY KNOWS

[modern coral]

Lol

[spring tundra]

wait aren't you who give the "5 pawns versus 1 pawn 1 rook" puzzle?????

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-24125982

[terse wagon]

Burp

[celest saffron]

Victoregon I sent a game invite

[potent gulch]

YES IT'S ME, I remember you!!!

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/bask-in-the-superiority-green-role-gif-17657558061758863158

[oblique wave]

i'm bored does anyone wanna play a quick unrated tournament

[spring tundra]

wow ya might think that theres not enough pawns to stop the rook

[inland abyss]

nope

[potent gulch]

Ik ik 😎

[terse wagon]

Time control?

[oblique wave]

10+0

[terse wagon]

I prefer 60+0 or 15+10 if its rapid

[real sparrow]

only if its blitz

[terse wagon]

ok no that is just blitz

[inland abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390060507372716213/1390060573030350878/phpawUgDR.gif

[sacred rover]

Greenflower what the hell is your server tag

[oblique wave]

rapid but ok

[dusky osprey]

I didn't receive one so I sent one back

[inland abyss]

Yappanese

[terse wagon]

That is basically just blitz

[kindred crypt]

slower chat

[oblique wave]

ok i'll make it 3+2 then

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-chat-hello-chat-gm-new-chat-slow-gm-gif-407313372114109792

[terse wagon]

3+0

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[kindred crypt]

grandmaster chat

[real sparrow]

2+0

[inland abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/tal-fischer-chess-gif-25260982

[terse wagon]

Yeah 2+0 is good

[kindred crypt]

generational gif 😭 🥀 💔

[oblique wave]

alr 2+0 it is

[terse wagon]

Do 2+0

[kindred crypt]

2

[terse wagon]

Good boy

[potent gulch]

Just play G6 BG7 and checkmate 😎

[frosty temple]

Just cooked a 2500 easy stuff

[kindred crypt]

[somber lark]

nice

[kindred crypt]

2+0=2

[terse wagon]

He thinks hes me

[kindred crypt]

im so smart

[past junco]

thats a pretty literal reaction

[potent gulch]

Ohhhhhh yeee, I remember this day, I was Bobby Fischer

[terse wagon]

Only I can beat 2000 elos in 120 and 60

[oblique wave]

https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/5777721

[potent gulch]

You're just jealous cuz Hilary Nonamura have the rizz

[oblique wave]

oih wait

[inland abyss]

wow you said some bad things

[somber lark]

I might be you in another dimension

[kindred crypt]

its all shi and giggles

[oblique wave]

i put one hourhold on don't join

[frosty temple]

You probably make us fall asleep

[spring tundra]

wow so youre the author of the "bishop is stronger than knight" quote

[kindred crypt]

no im fr that is generational

[dull blaze]

yeah 2500s are cheeks

[potent gulch]

Chess fault my friend 🙏

[terse wagon]

If my opponent plays d4

[vocal musk]

hi please connect ur account

[frosty temple]

Actual bots

[oblique wave]

there
https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/5777735

[terse wagon]

D4 is so boring

[past junco]

is chess the thing that makes you go crazy?

[real sparrow]

play budapest to make it interesting

[oblique wave]

time control 2+0

[potent gulch]

No, they manipulated my quote, it's called "if you find mate in 1, find a better move"

[frosty temple]

I've never seen a furry play chess

[sudden sluice]

Guys, I've been grinding like crazy

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Chicken Jockey (southernchessspirit)

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Name: Chicken Jockey (southernchessspirit)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1902 (peak)
Blitz: 1900 (peak)
Bullet: 2004 (peak)

[kindred crypt]

chess is generational

[frosty temple]

You 2k yet?

[potent gulch]

No, you're jealous 😎ik that, nonamura better bro

[terse wagon]

Registration takes a hour

[frosty peak]

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 753 (786 peak)

[lunar pivot]

hello chat

[sudden sluice]

In bullet!

[kindred crypt]

im rusty bro

[terse wagon]

I dont play that but I play beononi and benko

[lunar pivot]

wsp

[frosty temple]

W

Haters say bullet doesn't matter

[sudden sluice]

And 1900 in now both blitz and rapid!

[potent gulch]

Ofc, how do u think I got after playing Hours of blindfold chess, ofc I'll go crazy and see a pawn getting arrested in the morning

[oblique wave]

what

[terse wagon]

I have to wait for a hour to join

[stark trench]

whats most weird and fun opening to play that actually works
Can be weird in a good way too like unique

[kindred crypt]

what did i read

[terse wagon]

Says the tournament

[oblique wave]

you sure you clicked the right one?

[frosty temple]

Alien gambitttt

[terse wagon]

Yes
https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/5777721

[frosty temple]

the destroyer of caro kann

[potent gulch]

😭🙏 I feel you

[kindred crypt]

people be making any gambits nowadays

[oblique wave]

no its https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/5777735

[stark trench]

that only works against caro tho

[frosty temple]

Alien gambit isn't just a gambit

[frosty temple]

I play the Danish gambit

[dull blaze]

alien gambit is shit

[spring tundra]

nah theres no way

[potent gulch]

My history of why chess made me say bad things when I was Bobby Fischer

[frosty temple]

Cause I'm goated like that

[inland abyss]

it gives black a forced win

[terse wagon]

I joined

[real sparrow]

mega bongcloud

[frosty temple]

I've never lost with the alien gambit

[inland abyss]

so not really a gambit just a blunde

[oblique wave]

alr ill ask more ppl to join

[spring tundra]

yea I proved that youre the worst at this opening

[terse wagon]

Play von hemierg

[inland abyss]

your pools must be quite weak

[frosty temple]

Stronger than u

[terse wagon]

Von hemierg is actually a decent gambit while aliens gambit is just shit

[inland abyss]

1 0

[frosty temple]

Yea

[potent gulch]

Both gambit and blunders are the same thing but hiding behind their name

"If you can win material, loose more cuz you suck at chess" that's my quote

[spring tundra]

everyone did like what the quote says

[kindred crypt]

back in my day there was no “unpatched broken gambit 2025 100% no scam apk” we had to play normally

[inland abyss]

gambits actually give counterplay while blunders dont

[stark trench]

guys is jerome gambit the goat?

[frosty temple]

I hate how people trash talk openings like "oMg its refuted!!" like a 3100 didnt lose to it in 10 moves

[inland abyss]

low elos can not understand this simple difference

[frosty temple]

Openings are only refuted in high level classical if you don't agree you're just bad

[terse wagon]

Ts is why ur under ur peak

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-indian-fire-sponge-bobby-portis-gif-22467542

[potent gulch]

Cuz ik everything my fella, I lived alot, i remember about me being born on a egg by a dinosaur

[kindred crypt]

whut

[potent gulch]

But blunders scary opponent's

[spring tundra]

how can a normal fox be immortal??

[kindred crypt]

airballs in the chat

[inland abyss]

I actually become quite happy if my enemy blunders

[kindred crypt]

js make the shot gang

[potent gulch]

FOX???? I'll sue you for defamation

[chrome wyvern]

hi chat

[spring tundra]

again no martial law smh

[jaunty nimbus]

🤯

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-gif-16944752780895267751

[potent gulch]

Nahhhh, is cuz I'm the goat and for that reason I feel mercy for my opponent's and let them win

[kindred crypt]

Who wanna playy?

[kindred crypt]

WAIT WRONG GIF

IFFNFHJDH

[frosty temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1322600162551664722/1335047099053772800/image0.gif

[spring tundra]

yo he just defeats me come play with him

[jaunty nimbus]

Me fr

[sinful eagle]

Down

[potent gulch]

A-a-All my fellas!!!

[frosty temple]

Kali Linux pfp?

You're the goat

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/gone-wrong-cat-baby-face-mother-and-child-gif-13172585

[potent gulch]

I'm jealous about myself, I need competition

[kindred crypt]

You were going to sleep at last lol

[jaunty nimbus]

A

[kindred crypt]

Whats your username?

[spring tundra]

insert touhou song

[kindred crypt]

B

[sinful eagle]

Got it!!

[stark trench]

play me

[potent gulch]

Oh myy, they got my baby footage!!!

[warm pulsar]

Guys 600 and Iam stuck can't win anymore

[warm pulsar]

Someone give me tipes

[kindred crypt]

Damn is 😂 🎉

[frosty badger]

If someone wants a game let me know.

[potent gulch]

No I'm better than Magnus Carlsen bro, I can't

[mortal bronze]

wtf

[potent gulch]

🔥

[frosty temple]

You're both the same, furries

[kindred crypt]

i skibidi toilet ed al oer the flor becuz mama no give me nuggies 💀💀💀🗿🗿☕☕

[potent gulch]

Magnus is a furry?

[kindred crypt]

his fursona is a goat

[frosty temple]

^^^

[frosty badger]

I’m playing the Tate gambit.

[potent gulch]

That makes sense

[chrome wyvern]

what goodie chat

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/greasestain-woody-dap-up-dapping-toy-story-gif-16829324021208675735

[kindred crypt]

i skibidi toilet ed al oer the flor becuz mama no give me nuggies 💀💀💀🗿🗿☕☕

[stark trench]

guys is there a way to bribe the lichess staff into giving me my permanent deleted account which i myself chosed not to be able to reopen cause i am an idiot?

[kindred crypt]

generational airball

[frosty temple]

Bro blundered his account

[potent gulch]

Bribe them a diamond membership

[pure latch]

I feel like blowing my brains out reading this

[kindred crypt]

@mighty vessel humble him boi 😂 🎉

[potent gulch]

Bro got multiple brains

[kindred crypt]

angstrom levy

https://tenor.com/view/angstrom-levy-gif-16087996861448056410

[stark trench]

bro is playing roblox i dont need his hunbling

[potent gulch]

Bro's really smart

[chrome wyvern]

the chat will find litterly any gif

[frosty temple]

https://tenor.com/view/bombmelon-fake-spoiler-please-bro-i-need-gif-1695352687778633447

[stark trench]

😔

[terse wagon]

Im so slow at bullet toda

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-606-gif-6846186579417531227

[south lake]

https://tenor.com/view/came-so-may-offer-testimony-every-one-hear-my-all-send-so-pilate-him-are-then-answer-this-was-born-o-heard-voice-say-whom-send-will-go-for-said-here-be-does-not-walk-dark-but-shall-day-have-isaiah-cpdv-john-spoke-to-them-again-say-of-who-follow-rising-gif-12357550030865659654

[pure latch]

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-watermelon-river-funny-gif-18214139912036420665

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/mindy-angry-mindy-mindy-walks-away-tony-hawk's-american-wasteland-skibidi-toilet-gif-7416617547914015403

[chrome wyvern]

proves my point😭

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-kawaii-cute-skibidi-toilet-sanrio-gif-5667734693016939544

[chrome wyvern]

no

[rapid venture]

Yes

[chrome wyvern]

nuh uh

[potent gulch]

Is there anyway I can get one

[kindred crypt]

yeh eh

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[chrome wyvern]

big blunder

[kindred crypt]

get the trusted tole

youll get access to gifs

[sudden sluice]

C

[kindred crypt]

connect your chess com account

[chrome wyvern]

how do i do that

[kindred crypt]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[kindred crypt]

watch the below gif

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/intentional-embed-fail-dab-furry-gif-12956887442608163586

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/kriziebizie-krizziebuoy-magmastuff-magstok-pootisman-gif-1255252459385296217

[potent gulch]

YAY:3

[terse wagon]

Black is fried

[pine dock]

I am crashing out i lost to a 1158

[turbid bolt]

anyone bughouse

[kindred crypt]

fumble

[zenith patio]

Fire accuracy

[kindred crypt]

how many moves

[pine dock]

[zenith patio]

31

[stark trench]

is there genuinely a contact number i can call to tell a resl human my issue? On lichess

[kindred crypt]

fair

[turbid bolt]

I lost a match to a 900 in rapid (I'm 1800)

[zenith patio]

he got timed out i was like 5 minutes ahead

[vocal musk]

this is the chess.com server dude

and no

[pine dock]

In rated?

[kindred crypt]

idk coming for a lichess user, go to community, support and type out your problem a mod will reply

[potent gulch]

Beautiful foots

[turbid bolt]

nah

[kindred crypt]

😦

[turbid bolt]

lol

[latent sluice]

new here
where can i ask questions about a move? i dont have permissions to ask questions in #1039982616159465595

[pine dock]

Is it unrated?

[zenith patio]

800 elo demon around

[kindred crypt]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[vocal musk]

if your game is live, then no. but if you connect your account you'll get perms to ask questions in other channels

[rapid venture]

Just ask here mate

[vocal musk]

they don't have access to this

[latent sluice]

thanks everyone ill connect it

[kindred crypt]

half court shot

[pine dock]

I am rated 1185 but I lost to a 1158

[vocal musk]

they need to connect for access

[turbid bolt]

-_-

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/mister-electric-send-him-principals-gif-24418029

[ember forum]

who up tilting their elo

[kindred crypt]

downwards

[turbid bolt]

tragic\

[copper wing]

Everyone, what do you like the most about chess?

[pine dock]

Its devastating 😢

[vocal musk]

btw @sudden crypt did u change ur username?

[potent gulch]

Mehhh, bro I'm a 1820 and loose a lot of times against 1700s and win against 1900s, that's fine

[vocal musk]

this acc don't exist anymore

[kindred crypt]

bullying by absolutely destroying 100 elos by making new accounts so i start out at 100

[chrome wyvern]

back

[ember forum]

who up castling their rook

[potent gulch]

Possibilities, calculation, and strategy in general

[turbid bolt]

[kindred crypt]

who up passanting they en

[ember forum]

when i stop playing

[pine dock]

I lost 26 elo I worked hard for that 26 elo

[chrome wyvern]

yay i got it

i think

[zenith patio]

Who gonna under their promote

[turbid bolt]

I lost 100 elo in under 15 min

[ember forum]

who up chessing their .com

[vocal musk]

see #👾〡bot-guide

[kindred crypt]

im chessing it

im castling it

[pine dock]

My friend gained 120 elo in one day

[kindred crypt]

im passanting it

[ember forum]

i am so unfunny i need to get beaten with a bat

[chrome wyvern]

im blundering it

[potent gulch]

Oh man... we'll loose even more 💀 that's the cycle, tho you'll always get better and better as this happens

[kindred crypt]

im chessing it so good, you need to chess magnus

[sacred rover]

flashbang

[vocal musk]

lmao we've played once against each other!

[ember forum]

who up for the challenge

bishops would go crazy

[kindred crypt]

Ayo guys don't get cocky at night was 5 points away from 1600 played 5 games with IM level accuracy was so close night time starts now I'm 45 points away 😭

[chrome wyvern]

wth

[kindred crypt]

me

[vocal musk]

wrong # of squares

[potent gulch]

WHAT A SIN!!!

[pine dock]

I have been stuck in 1100 for 2 entire weeks

[ember forum]

incorrect, try again

[kindred crypt]

i lose 100+ elo in an hour once

[ember forum]

neuro did you forget how to count

[sacred rover]

nuh uh 8x8

[vocal musk]

march 16 2022 ahha we've grown a lot in elo since then

[kindred crypt]

Damn I'm sorry for speaking my bad

[zenith patio]

100? try 180

[potent gulch]

I'm stuck at 1800 for a month 💀

[ember forum]

can't expect me to be holy

[kindred crypt]

on chess.com, i normally play lochess

[kindred crypt]

Damn above 1500 that feels like a crime 😭😭

[chrome wyvern]

i hopr the gif works this time

[vocal musk]

tried sending a link to u but ur dms are off

[potent gulch]

Still a sin against the nonholy

[sacred rover]

stole my name I see

[kindred crypt]

i lost almost 300 elo when i started playing classical, from 1600 to 1300

[pine dock]

Well i am in a race with my friend to rech 1700 and I am losing heavily

[potent gulch]

Ohhh then that's thought.

[kindred crypt]

hellos

[chrome wyvern]

bro i have two extra words in my name we are not the same

[potent gulch]

Hewoooo

[chrome wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1390065587769573517/5oAS5JGp.gif

[vocal musk]

your bullet is 200 more than mine, but my blitz and rapid are higher than yours

[kindred crypt]

im you, but better

[sacred rover]

No, we are not the same. I'm the original, you are the fake

[sacred rover]

ok 600

[kindred crypt]

you walked so i could fly

[pine dock]

By 250 elo its outrageous

[kindred crypt]

on chess.com

[chrome wyvern]

ok bro

[kindred crypt]

classical

[sacred rover]

bullet for sho

[pine dock]

I need tips to get out of 1169 help plz

[kindred crypt]

im ashamed to be you

[potent gulch]

Ok stockfish 😡

[turbid bolt]

wanted to add that option, but there was no matching emoji -_-

[sacred rover]

says you buddy

[kindred crypt]

im becoming apro

[chrome wyvern]

rapid becuz i ned to think with my 1/50 of a braincell

[turbid bolt]

vote everyone

[sacred rover]

I main bullet 😭

[kindred crypt]

im you but better

[vocal musk]

I’m washed af tbh

[potent gulch]

NOOOO they stole my name!!!😡

[ember forum]

my name is superior

[turbid bolt]

what's your elo

[kindred crypt]

ykw ill be you

[pine dock]

[sacred rover]

2560

[potent gulch]

I agree

[turbid bolt]

wanna play

[vocal musk]

I get drained so fast when i play chess now 😭

[pine dock]

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-6692428908130908467

[ember forum]

you wannabe

[pine dock]

What's your elo?

[ember forum]

im js so amazing everyone tryna be me

[vocal musk]

Peep the username

[turbid bolt]

@sacred rover

[potent gulch]

They stole your name .. 😔

[kindred crypt]

@grok is this true

[chrome wyvern]

bro where are yall getting these gifs 😭

[pine dock]

[ornate jewel]

bro I seen a 2000 twitch streamer lose to a 600 rated follower lol 😂

[kindred crypt]

wyoming

[ember forum]

yes

[ornate jewel]

florida

[pine dock]

I need help

[sacred rover]

Sure

[vocal musk]

Omg noooo i bet we were trash

[kindred crypt]

im right here

[turbid bolt]

im 1800 -_-

[chrome wyvern]

bro are you constantly changing ur name

[kindred crypt]

no

[sacred rover]

check your dm

[pine dock]

Help is here to save my day 😎

[vocal musk]

Add me here if you want so we can play blitz again sometime later I’m just busy rn

[kindred crypt]

maybe

[sacred rover]

?to @vocal musk

[vocal musk]

?to

[pine dock]

help what's your elo

[sacred rover]

My bad trying something

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/35dollar-target-gift-card-keshav-nigoria-lore-turaco-gif-23638953

[vocal musk]

See #👾〡bot-guide

[vocal musk]

Stop trying it on me

[chrome wyvern]

bad game mistakes are best move

[pine dock]

I need a very high rated player to help a weak 1100

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-cursed-wiggle-gif-10169364414568520421

[chrome wyvern]

tf

[kindred crypt]

the chat as soon as i pull up:

[vocal musk]

U didn’t add me 💀😭 i get it

[somber lark]

chat what to do when they hit you with h3 a3

move 1

[ornate jewel]

im 1300

im a good boy

[chrome wyvern]

resign they r mayonnase carltson

[kindred crypt]

is this a sign to gamble

[ornate jewel]

yes

fr

https://tenor.com/view/jd-vance-freaky-gif-12383307270061891675

[chrome wyvern]

definitly

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-cat-dance-cute-cat-dance-ai-cat-gif-15064057413633942575

[ornate jewel]

gamble all your elo on double bongcloud scholar mate variation

[kindred crypt]

integral rn

[regal osprey]

who is it

[chrome wyvern]

that looks like AI

[ornate jewel]

im integraling my integral rn (sigma activities)

[ornate jewel]

dont tell the facebook grandmas 🤫

[kindred crypt]

you need to integral it sigma, for viltrum

[chrome wyvern]

ok👍

[ornate jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-mystical-tree-wise-tree-gif-26915756

[chrome wyvern]

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-kawaii-cute-skibidi-toilet-sanrio-gif-5667734693016939544

[ornate jewel]

jarvis, integral your sigma rn

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-goon-gif-5902471035652079804

[kindred crypt]

@oak dust humble him boi 😂 🎉

this diddyblud needs some packing

[ornate jewel]

damn is 🎉😂

[chrome wyvern]

WAIT NO PLWEASE IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY

[kindred crypt]

i skibidi toilet ed al oer the flor becuz mama no give me nuggies 💀💀💀🗿🗿☕☕

[kindred crypt]

too late

[chrome wyvern]

im not ansering my frontdoor

[ornate jewel]

ill make you a better one 😏

[kindred crypt]

shut yo google chrome chromasome dimmadome veiny ahh up 😂 🎉

[ornate jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1338529596634562630/Untitled502_20250131145628.gif

[chrome wyvern]

😳

[kindred crypt]

airball

[ember forum]

hi :3

[ember forum]

DAMN CAKE

[terse wagon]

Bro guys I was tripping in this 3+0 game and thought my queen can castle and playing like a drunk person and got an accident brilliant.move, hung mate accidentally, won the game by flagging while playing like this 😭 i even have 86 accuracy despite all of this shit

[kindred crypt]

yo grandma went to the store and became an apple 😂 🫱 🎉 🤑 🤯

[kindred crypt]

opposite of airball

[ember forum]

Holy fxcking dunk

[ornate jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-basketball-slam-dunk-mj-dunk-gif-18127561199265671319

packgod shivering in his boots rn'

[terse wagon]

Chat would yall have thought white was actually drunk

[chrome wyvern]

im so skibibidi

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dieguitzo

This is the Chess.com profile of dieguitzo. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 998 (1010 peak)
Blitz: 1164 (peak)
Bullet: 1107 (peak)

[void forge]

Achievement unlocked: 1,100 in bullet.

[ornate jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/more-bullets-i-need-more-bullets-samf-gif-2461390064460807905

[void forge]

It wasn't easy at all... playing bullet for so many minutes in a row is starting to wear me down.

[terse wagon]

Does gurls like to see mens gyat

Shower thoughts

[ornate jewel]

yes (im not a girl)

[terse wagon]

How so

Why does girls like mens gyat

[ornate jewel]

leaves without elaborating further and starts singing sigma anthem while watching andrew tate twirk compilations

[regal osprey]

is the f slur allowed because this guy keeps calling me it in vc

[chrome wyvern]

what if what if's didnt exsist

[ornate jewel]

wtf

[ornate jewel]

prob not

[terse wagon]

You meant f*ck

[ornate jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-sigma-joker-brainrot-brainrot-gif-16408095610256063325

[terse wagon]

Im going to play sus sounds in the vc

[regal osprey]

@kindred crypt yo

[ornate jewel]

brilliant move

[ember forum]

dw i gave whoever that is the pass

[regal osprey]

they say the n word too maybe thatdsallowed idk

[terse wagon]

CHAT

[regal osprey]

@kindred crypt does appear to be a new user as well they might be a troll I'm not sure though

[terse wagon]

uhh does "camera" actually work in screenshare

[chrome wyvern]

i dont think so

[terse wagon]

I wonder if anyone is aware of using camera in screenshare

@kindred crypt can u be my gf

[gusty dagger]

I'd love a PGN of someone playing black against the Magnus bot on chesscom... And winning.

[terse wagon]

I SAW @mild jackal HAVINNG A BACKGROUND OF MOMMIE

I SWEAR TO MY FAMILY

I SAW @mild jackal HAVING A BACKGROUND OF BIG MOMMIES GIRLS IN THE SCREENSHARE

[gusty dagger]

Swear to someone I care about 😌

[kindred crypt]

ok

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-kawaii-cute-skibidi-toilet-sanrio-gif-5667734693016939544

[small jungle]

When 2000 vro

[terse wagon]

<@&745328830649991179> I recorded @kindred crypt life threatening

Im such a cute little snitch

[chrome wyvern]

i got 3 great moves what can i say im just too good at chess

[magic shard]

hi cat ate mcdonald's

[hazy whale]

I need someone Tipps to get Better

[gusty dagger]

Chickie nuggies?

[magic shard]

@somber lark hi person who's username describes a cat eating McDonald's

[regal osprey]

I never seem to get along with my own race

[copper wing]

Damn we share 3 servers

[terse wagon]

Who wants to play 60+0 together

[ebon ivy]

What is that

[somber lark]

CatAteMcD, check his acc he might be a cheater

[ebon ivy]

I’ll do it tho

[potent gulch]

When i stop loosing games like this 😔🙏

[terse wagon]

1 hour chess

[ebon ivy]

Ok I do

[terse wagon]

What is your elo

[hazy whale]

I join a couple days ago

[ebon ivy]

A whopping 450 I think

[terse wagon]

Nahhh nevermind

[ebon ivy]

Whaat

[small jungle]

@plucky kelp coach him vro

[ebon ivy]

Gimmie a shot

[magic shard]

I think he's legit actually
about as legit as Callum Doyle @agile sedge

[terse wagon]

My elo is too high for you

[ebon ivy]

Can we at least do a 1M fast game?

[terse wagon]

Too lazy to send username

[somber lark]

R.I.P callum

[ebon ivy]

Can I send mine

[magic shard]

who would win callum doyle or @ancient grail

[somber lark]

stockfish

beats callum

[magic shard]

is stockfish evil

[fossil drum]

whats best bot

[chrome wyvern]

my first red brilliant!!!

[fossil drum]

for analyzing

[fossil drum]

dam

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna playy?

[kindred crypt]

Me

[kindred crypt]

What is this?

[kindred crypt]

Ahhh lost many games today i dont wanna add new one in that list hahah

[kindred crypt]

😂

[limpid viper]

first? maybe first today

[kindred crypt]

And you're making fun of your opponent in the match lol i dont like this haha

[kindred crypt]

Who said🦧

[kindred crypt]

I experienced lol

[kindred crypt]

😂

[potent gulch]

I just need to stop throwing those winning games, I don't even know how the heck I went from that to this lol

[chrome wyvern]

i got more in that game😎

[small jungle]

Not enough chessable courses

[kindred crypt]

WTF

Who wanna play? 🙂

[chrome wyvern]

i got so many brilliants🤯

[kindred crypt]

Yeah

[celest saffron]

What’s your user name

[kindred crypt]

Whats your elo?

[celest saffron]

800-1000

[kindred crypt]

Do you wanna connect your acc to the dc firstly to get trusted role here here? 🙃

[kindred crypt]

Even yk at sometime I just give up queen for fun when I have two rooks

[small jungle]

Damn

[compact schooner]

Who wanna run it

[small jungle]

1000s are so strong

[kindred crypt]

Nope

Pretty weak

[small jungle]

They are vro I'm only 200😔

[celest saffron]

Yeah what does that mean tho and how to do that?

[potent gulch]

I need more caffeine 🔥

[celest saffron]

I do

[kindred crypt]

I dont think so lol when you see any danger, you decide to sacriface your queen😉

[small jungle]

Fr gotta feed that caffeine addiction

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/settings/account?section=connections>

You can use this link

[kindred crypt]

I won't sac u my queen 🤭

[compact schooner]

Look in dms

[kindred crypt]

Lol ok

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[potent gulch]

🤤☕

[kindred crypt]

@kindred crypt 😂

[small jungle]

I'm addicted to caffeine aswell

[potent gulch]

Ohhh, so we're both coffee enjoyers 😎

[kindred crypt]

You are still making fun of this hahaha thanks to show us that your ego is higher than ur rate hahah 🤣

[small jungle]

More like caffeine junkie by now the amount of caffeine I drink daily is truly unholy

[kindred crypt]

Did you connect?

[potent gulch]

Same 💀, idk if u do more but I drink like 3, 4 cups a day Wich have somewhere 200ml

[last oracle]

This is an eventful evening

[kindred crypt]

Nope❤️‍🩹

[potent gulch]

I really like the sensation

The feeling 🔥

[small jungle]

Same except I drink one 2.5 litre bottle of cola aswell

[fossil drum]

hm

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/settings/account?section=connections>

[young swan]

Does anyone here have premium?

[last oracle]

I used to

[fossil drum]

yeah i just did it

[small jungle]

Premium what

Nitro? Cc?

[kindred crypt]

Yayy great!

[young swan]

I need someone to game review a game for me

[kindred crypt]

!trusted

[glass robin]

@fossil drum With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[young swan]

It's crazy

[kindred crypt]

@kindred crypt you want to be good at chess I'd recommend youu to watch witty and Gotham and sadistic tushi

[potent gulch]

Godamn 😭

[small jungle]

Sadistic tushi so mid vro I'd farm him fr

[last oracle]

Gothamchess is #1 in the teaching category

[fossil drum]

ah i see

[young swan]

Igor Smirnov

[potent gulch]

Resume: you can do anything, even go in a marriage with Magnus Carlsen

[small jungle]

The goat fr

[young swan]

Don't forget that guy

[glacial coyote]

anyone wanna 1v1?

[next zodiac]

I'd rather recommend people like eric rosen for teaching videos over gothem honestly

[young swan]

Guys can someone game review a game for me

[fossil drum]

let gooo

finnaly can achieve my dream

[small jungle]

Sure

[young swan]

Check out this #chess game: 1_VK vs gussarom - https://www.chess.com/live/game/140262834598

[frosty peak]

1_VK (2163) vs. gussarom (2109)

Move List

1. b4 e5 2. Bb2 d6 3. a3 Nf6 4. e3 Be7 5. Nf3 h6 6. Be2 Be6 7. O-O Nbd7 8. c4 c6 9. d4 e4 10. Nfd2 d5 11. Nc3 O-O 12. Qb3 Nb6 13. a4 a5 14. b5 Bb4 15. cxd5 cxd5 16. f3 exf3 17. Bxf3 Ne4 18. Bxe4 dxe4 19. Qc2 f5 20. Nb3 Nc4 21. Qe2 b6 22. d5 Bf7 23. Qxc4 Rc8 24. Qd4 Qg5 25. Ne2 Rfd8 26. Rxf5 Qg6 27. Nf4 Qg4 28. h3 Qg3 29. Ne2 Qg6 30. Raf1 Be8 31. Nf4 Qg3 32. Ne6 Rd7 33. Qxb6 Rc2 34. R5f2 Rxf2 35. Rxf2 Rxd5 36. Bd4 Rd6 37. Qb7 Rxe6 38. Qd5 Bf7 39. Qf5 Re7 40. Nc5 Be1 41. Rf1 Bd2 42. b6 Bxe3+ 43. Bxe3 Qxe3+ 44. Qf2 Qxf2+ 45. Rxf2 Bd5 46. Rd2 Bb7 47. Rd7 Rxd7 48. Nxd7 Kf7 49. Nc5 Bc6 50. b7 Bxb7 51. Nxb7 Ke6 52. Nxa5 Kd5 53. Nb3 Kc4 54. Nc1 Kb4 55. Kf2 Kxa4 56. Ke3 Kb5 57. Kxe4 Kc6 58. Kf5 Kd7 59. Kg6 Ke7 60. Kxg7 h5 61. Kh6 Ke6 62. Kxh5 Kf5 63. Ne2 

[kindred crypt]

I was good at chess until i had stopped playing for 10 years hahah and nowadays i'm just playing for fun 🤷🏼‍♀️ but thanks your your recommendation 🙃

[young swan]

Crazy game. I want the accuracy

[fossil drum]

bro i just sacced my queen for the win and it was a blunder not brilliant 😦

[young swan]

And yes I'm teying a new opening

[potent gulch]

🔥🔥

[young swan]

You won right?

[fossil drum]

yessir

[young swan]

Noooo 0 brilliant

[young swan]

Then don't worry about the engine, your move won you the game

[glacial coyote]

wp

[kindred crypt]

@compact schooner

[nimble arch]

it does matter

[kindred crypt]

Did you connect your acc now?

[fossil drum]

does it tho

[nimble arch]

yes

[last oracle]

Winning is winning regardless

[compact schooner]

I’m here

[nimble arch]

in the future, would you do it again?

[fossil drum]

yeah to win

[kindred crypt]

Yayy you did it!

[young swan]

It matters alr, but thinking abt it as a blunder will lower your mood

Yay

[compact schooner]

Oh it did

[kindred crypt]

!trusted

[glass robin]

@compact schooner With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[last oracle]

I'd do whatever it takes to win

[nimble arch]

its also good for imporvment, if you do it again then maybe you wont be so lucky again

[fossil drum]

thats the mentality

[nimble arch]

why hinder yourself

[fossil drum]

but its a confirmed win

[kindred crypt]

You're cute❤️‍🩹

[last oracle]

Winning is what it comes down to, I wouldn't blunder and hope to win, but winning is the standard, and that is the standard I go by, whether I blunder or not

[nimble arch]

its a confirmed blunder

[last oracle]

Oh my XDDDDDDD

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[wet lintel]

Lal alalalalal

[ember forum]

hihello

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/peanut-peanut-butter-gif-3385202403056220132

[fossil drum]

and if the opponent sees through it i could have just moved my queen

[kindred crypt]

Awww shyy 👉🏻👈🏻 hahah thank youu

[last oracle]

ship

[unreal steppe]

I hate that the new rule requires you to checkmate with knights only

This took 112 moves

[fossil drum]

wth

[unreal steppe]

Pixel, unskull my message

[nimble arch]

no

[unreal steppe]

Yes

It took me a lot of work man

[nimble arch]

you just chose an inefficent way to get a job done

[ember forum]

🦶

[nimble arch]

if you chose a more efficent method then maybe it wouldnt require that much work

[fossil drum]

but thats the point

[last oracle]

I agree that winning requires efficiency at the highest level, but Paul Morphy was not always efficient, but he still destroyed grandmasters because of his unpredictability, so I do truly appreciate efficiency, but creativity and unpredictability can be dangerous weapons in chess, and I like to utilize both when playing

[azure plaza]

wow

[kindred crypt]

Yo

[unreal steppe]

Nah I like doing things the long way

[nimble arch]

he hung a queen

[unreal steppe]

Next up on my list is 3 king checkmate

[ember forum]

yeah that's wh-

[unreal steppe]

Checkmate only using three kings

[last oracle]

He hung a what now

[ember forum]

france lore

[unreal steppe]

Yes it would’ve gotten in my way

I’m trying to only checkmate with knights and even if the queen isn’t the one that checkmates it’s still in the way

[azure plaza]

how ?

[nimble arch]

he didnt play like a sacrifice, he hung his queen in a way that capture of the queen is forced

[nimble arch]

and its just losing

[unreal steppe]

Promote to king twice, obviously

[nimble arch]

the fella you were defending

[last oracle]

Oh, that is different.

[young swan]

Hey

I finished my shower.

[past junco]

anythings possible if you try hard enough

[last oracle]

If he sacrificed it for a win then that is good, but since he didn't, that's different

[ember forum]

chess player showering? good one

[azure plaza]

bro 3 kings ??💀💀

[azure plaza]

is it possible ??

[azure plaza]

bishop rizz

[young swan]

If the answer is no, well then im the exception

[kindred crypt]

I have rizz!

[young swan]

^^ be careful

There are creeps on here

[azure plaza]

fr

[last oracle]

She was quick to chime in lol, respectable

[past junco]

never be too surprised

[ember forum]

who up forking their knight

[young swan]

Horsie!!

Y'all im 31 elo off my all time high

Its been months since I was. Hope I break my goal this time around

[kindred crypt]

I hope u go in a losing streak

[last oracle]

LOLLL

[young swan]

^^ L rizz i am fresh off one

[past junco]

praying for a persons downfall is crazy

[young swan]

Ik its a joke but true.

[past junco]

actually no i do that all the time

[azure terrace]

Guys help me please, I have 2200 elo in blitz and 2000 in rapid and I have the impression that I progress less and that I lose level I have no confidence in myself

What’s ur advice ?

[young swan]

Connect your account first

[last oracle]

If that is part of her rizz, it's impressive

[kindred crypt]

Stop playing chess altogether start playing checkers or cs2

[young swan]

Mahjong*

[azure terrace]

Why

[young swan]

We need proof so I can help

[last oracle]

U a good chess player? You're talking a lot of shit lol, which I like

[azure terrace]

How can I do that

[inland abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-nakamura-gif-15621585886517619334

[past junco]

its like arsenal's however many stages theyve had so far

[kindred crypt]

I'm da best

[past junco]

they might never get there

[last oracle]

Play me, maybe that'll change XD

[young swan]

I think we have one creep alive right now. Who may that be

[azure terrace]

Can I Connect my lichess account too ?

[past junco]

people have to learn how to talk to women somehow

[young swan]

This is the chess com discord. No.

[azure terrace]

Alr

[last oracle]

Are yall talking about me?

[kindred crypt]

What's ur elo

[young swan]

Yall connect your accs first

[azure terrace]

Whats the Channel ?

[inland abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-reaction-reply-chess-gif-gif-25905029

[kindred crypt]

I play on lichess

[terse wagon]

Never resign if you have a king

[young swan]

Then why are you here 💀

[last oracle]

On chess.com, above 1500 in every fast format, have not played consistently every day on chess.com since 2021 but when talking over the board, I beat fide masters lol

[azure terrace]

Me a Little bit of Chess com

[misty panther]

WOOOOOO! I DID IT!
https://www.chess.com/game/live/145805962981

[frosty peak]

Hilichurl-Fighter (1836) vs. Just-Asgore (688)

Move List

1. d3 e6 2. Bf4 Bb4+ 3. Nd2 Bxd2+ 4. Qxd2 f5 5. Qc3 Qf6 6. Be5 Qf8 7. Qxc7 g5 8. Qxc8+ Kf7 9. Qxb7 a6 10. Qxa8 Qb4+ 11. Bc3 Nh6 12. Bxb4 Kg8 13. Qxb8+ Kg7 14. Bc3+ e5 15. Bxe5+ Kg6 16. Qxh8 Ng4 17. Bc3 Kh5 18. Qxh7+ Nh6 19. Bg7 Kh4 20. Bxh6 Kg4 21. Qxd7 a5 22. Qb5 Kh5 23. Bf8 Kh4 24. Qxf5 Kh5 25. Qh3+ Kg6 26. Qg4 Kf7 27. Ba3 Ke8 28. Qxg5 Kd7 29. Qxa5 Ke6 30. Qc5 Kf6 31. d4 Kg6 32. d5 Kh7 33. d6 Kg6 34. d7 Kg7 35. d8=N Kf6 36. Nc6 Kg7 37. Nb4 Kf7 38. Nd5 Kg6 39. Nc3 Kh7 40. Nb1 Kh8 41. c3 Kg8 42. Qd4 Kh7 43. Bd6 Kg6 44. Bf4 Kh5 45. Bc1 Kg6 46. a3 Kf7 47. Qg4 Ke8 48. Qf5 Ke7 49. Qg6 Kd7 50. Qg8 Kd6 51. Qf7 Kc6 52. Qe7 Kb5 53. Qd6 Ka5 54. Qc7+ Ka4 55. Qc5 Kb3 56. Qd4 Kc2 57. [Qd1#] 

[last oracle]

Every format but rapid since I barely play that

[past junco]

what does that mean?

[young swan]

Ew 1500 only??

[inland abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-nakamura-gif-15621585886517619334

[last oracle]

Like I said, I barely play often online

[young swan]

Then what is your fide elo

[past junco]

and black sacrifices all of their pieces' souls to the devil

fr

[last oracle]

Didn't play enough games for that yet, I just managed to play fide masters and beat some of them over the board at parks and at local tournaments, I'm going on 16 years old so I don't have a say in everything

[inland abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-goth-gothamchess-chess-gif-789565584370721331

[young swan]

yeah I'm 16 too.

[kindred crypt]

I sent a 1v1 dm accept

[azure terrace]

Where’s the channel to connect our chess acc ?

I don’t found it

[inland abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163840

[young swan]

/connect. is the command.

[quasi nova]

Just type /connect here

[inland abyss]

bro has no gifs anymore

[azure terrace]

Just like that

[past junco]

this feels like reading one half of a conversation

[azure terrace]

I don’t have to modify my bio ?

[inland abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-alireza-alireza-firouzja-gif-25898608

[quasi nova]

I gtg now, you win

[inland abyss]

🥶

I won the final boss GIF battl

[patent patrol]

Sup im high af

Kalashnikov sicilian

[azure terrace]

Good bro

Let’s goo that works now

[granite zephyr]

Quak

[azure terrace]

So who can help me now ?

[kindred crypt]

About what?

[azure terrace]

.

[last oracle]

hey back

[eternal wren]

A

[kindred crypt]

Mhmh yeah you need to take advice from people who have 2200+ elo 🤷🏼‍♀️

[last oracle]

Play to win, to destroy your opponent, thrive to be the best, and destroy any chess player who gets in your way, as long as you have the mindset, you'll never take long losing streaks as much. Every time I have that mindset, my rating increases hundreds of points in a matter of days or weeks

[jaunty nimbus]

Or just beat your opponent until he bleeds

And also steal his wallet

[azure terrace]

Thanks for the advice bro

[kindred crypt]

Lmaoo

[last oracle]

np

[nimble arch]

thats fine its ok to not progress

[terse wagon]

Never resign when you have a king

[last oracle]

Unacceptable, for me, losing is losing, the only thing you can get positive from losing is learning and to learn to get back up, but not increasing shows incompetence and a disregard for tactics and common sense, but thriving to win and then increasing shows a level of respect and maturity towards the game, don't just play to have fun, play to win and be the best, because winning IS fun, losing is MISERY

[terse wagon]

Bobby Fischer's mindset

[weary quarry]

would anyone like to play chess

[short ridge]

Sup mates

[last oracle]

yes

[last oracle]

You're damn right

[weary quarry]

send unrated to truecrowned

[last oracle]

truecrowned?

[short ridge]

U mean master??

Who am I kidding?

[vocal musk]

@last oracle @weary quarry @short ridge welcome to the server guys please connect your account for trusted role here

[frosty peak]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[last oracle]

What exactly does a trusted role do?

[patent patrol]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5OtJxpKGhfZMPi6T2vEhjo

[vocal musk]

!trusted

[glass robin]

@last oracle With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[last oracle]

Is the trusted role a requirement?

[weary quarry]

it gives image perms i think

[vocal musk]

no but it helps u get server perms, and it helps cheaters stay out of the server

[vocal musk]

gif perms and other channels too

and streaming perms

[short ridge]

Let me see

[last oracle]

I'm not here to entertain or police cheaters, I am here to destroy every chess player who gets in my way from increasing my rating

[frosty badger]

I’m willing to adopt someone 10-0 and be referred to as Daddy by them for there on out.

[nimble arch]

why play

[short ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-regan-derp-what-weird-crazy-gif-10124909933532690140

[patent patrol]

Neurolink playing among us

[nimble arch]

doesnt seem like its worth it

[short ridge]

IT WORKED

[last oracle]

To win

[vocal musk]

you'd be taken more seriously if u connect ur account

[vocal musk]

connect ur account first

[nimble arch]

do you find winning more enjoyable than you hate losing?

[last oracle]

My respect will not be earned just by getting a trust role here, it will be earned on the chessboard

[vocal musk]

yep and nobody knows if you're legit or not unless you prove you're legit by connecting

why are you fighting so much on this it's really immature lol just connect your account we're here to help you improve

bro thinks people are out to get him

[inland abyss]

What if he has 0 games

How will you know he is legit

[patent patrol]

Among us

[inland abyss]

You just want him to connect for the sake of connecting bro

[last oracle]

From increasing my rating, yeah people are out to prevent me from doing that cus chess.com is like the hunger games, every player I play in rated games are there to increase their own rating, I have to prevent them from doing that so I can increase my rating.

[inland abyss]

Yeah they all want you don't connect

[vocal musk]

how long have u played chess?

[last oracle]

Since I was 4

[vocal musk]

oh ok ur only 1632 elo in bullet

[last oracle]

I play more over the board

[vocal musk]

that's alr

i found the acc it's chill

[wet cypress]

umm may I ask what's the time there? cuz it's crazy youre still here. It's already 12:25 am here and I am turning in for the night. I saw you a few hours ago here

[patent patrol]

Got him!

[vocal musk]

it is chess time

[pallid ice]

Guys i love watching recap videos, (from gothamchess for example) but i always have this bad feeling after the video that i wasted a valuable game by watching a recap vid and i didnt have time to properly analyse the position because i just watched the youtuber go through the moves in 15-20 minutes. This is exactly the reason why i love watching online high level chess tournaments for example norway chess, candidates,wc,tata steel, etc. do u guys know when the next major tournament is coming up?

[wet cypress]

No, I meant like the real time

[patent patrol]

Get that off my screen now

[last oracle]

I will increase my bullet rating up to around 2400 in a year or so

[vocal musk]

EST

[wet cypress]

Is it night for anyone else too here?

[vocal musk]

ok i would love to see that

[summer wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-staring-cat-stare-stare-cat-staring-cat-cat-looking-gif-2942271292240810632

[inland abyss]

Nope its always sunny here

[pallid ice]

Its 00:26 for me

[ember forum]

self advertising isn't allowed, @vocal musk do you wanna do the honors or

[last oracle]

You will

[inland abyss]

😎

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> self advertising

[ember forum]

goat

[summer wedge]

is it not allowed ?

[vocal musk]

[ember forum]

#〘📝〙rules

[vocal musk]

make sure to read #〘📝〙rules

[pallid ice]

Ofc it isnt

[summer wedge]

oh

then sorry

[frosty badger]

Cat pics should be banned. Cats are faithless.

[pallid ice]

Doesnt this server have a ticket system?

[vocal musk]

they're not allowed here. only in #💬〡general-off-topic

[vocal musk]

no

[ember forum]

whoopss don't go through my chat history

[pallid ice]

That makes a lot of things harder than it has to be

[ember forum]

general off topic is so dead tho it's boringgg

[last oracle]

Who here wants to win and do nothing but just win in chess?

[wet cypress]

AH same!!

[wet cypress]

6:39 p.m?

[vocal musk]

we still catch the cheaters tho. the fots users have a ping channel where we report others

[last oracle]

Who here wants to do chess and win rather then get these damn trusted roles on here. We don't need that for respect, our play should earn respect

[vocal musk]

otherwise dm'ing mighty markus, bast, or doofus is the best way to go

[vocal musk]

i'm ok with losing

[ember forum]

wasn't fots like 100k messages

[wet cypress]

How come?

[vocal musk]

no that's chat overlord

[ember forum]

oh

[inland abyss]

I travel on a superjet plane 24/7 which goes to the west

[last oracle]

That is fine, but us winners are here to win, losing is not acceptable, it's about winning

[inland abyss]

It's equal to the speed of the earths rotation which is enough for me to always love the sun

[last oracle]

Where does the fun come from if it is not from winning

[vocal musk]

if you can't accept losing, then chess isn't for you buddy

[pallid ice]

Cant u just live on the poles for half a year than switch to the other or did i not pay enough attention in geography class

[vocal musk]

bro sounds like he's gonna be peer pressured into cheating 😭

addicted to winning

[inland abyss]

That is possible to but a hours will be lost

[last oracle]

I lost over 1000 tmes on chess.com and won thousands of games, but having the mindset of winning and nothing else is the mindset of a winner, losing is ok for those who don't take the game seriously, winning is a priority, and THE STANDARD for winners

[frosty badger]

Cheating is the epitome of doing what it takes to win.

[vocal musk]

how did it feel to lose here?

[pallid ice]

If u want to earn respect with ur play then show ur acc or a game u played

[vocal musk]

i'm curious on @keen grotto thoughts on this. i think he needs some guidance lol

[last oracle]

It felt bad, but again, I said it is unacceptable to lose those games and I am not going to make an excuse for it, winning is what I am about, losing is not acceptable

[vocal musk]

fr.... @last oracle doesn't even analyze his games

[frosty badger]

I play to learn, so when it DOES matter, I have more to skill to call upon.

[nimble arch]

ive lost over 5000 times

[pallid ice]

I know this will sound bad

[young swan]

hey

[nimble arch]

moreso for winning

[pallid ice]

But u can learn from cheating too

[nimble arch]

and now I dont feel like chess

[last oracle]

Unlike many of you, not everyone has the money to pay for a premium to review every game

[cloud steeple]

He's just saying to have a winner mentality, what's wrong with that?

[ember forum]

I've never lost anything ever

[young swan]

hi handsome baldie

[pallid ice]

Dont do it tho just watch engines play atp

[young swan]

[vocal musk]

you can still analyze it on lichess

[last oracle]

And I think you need to step away

[last oracle]

I barely use that

[vocal musk]

what's wrong is he's deluding himself

[frosty badger]

Hello there.

[cloud steeple]

How so?

[vocal musk]

if he holds himself to such a high standard, why isnt' he pursuing chess full time?

[last oracle]

I play in open tournaments and I am only 15 at the moment, I can't travel and play chess full time when I have school and things to do at home

But when I do play, WINNING is the priority, sure I will lose time to time, but WINNING is what I play for

[vocal musk]

nah man if you really mean what you say you'd drop school and do chess full time

[last oracle]

my brother said that

[vocal musk]

everyone wants to win. but you have to be ok with a loss because it happens

[last oracle]

Dumbest thing I have ever heard

[patent patrol]

It’s smart

[vocal musk]

you're only 15 you'll hear more dumb stuff

[ornate jewel]

what are we yapping about rn

[frosty badger]

Assert dominance, play 1.d4

[last oracle]

Nobody likes to lose, don't lecture me about the reality of losing, I know what it is like to lose, but that is all the more reason to play to WIN, no excuses when losing, my opponent can be using stockfish or whatever, but I play to WIN regardless because winning IS the standard, and it is what the chess greats were held to, and I don't have a problem challenging myself to meet those standards

[ornate jewel]

yo andrew my goat (I goon to your twerk compilations)

[frosty badger]

Let’s keep this about the chess.

[ember forum]

DAYYYUMMMMM

[jaunty nimbus]

I need that gif

[last oracle]

Get this shit off my screen, this is about chess and the priority of winning and destroying opponents, not sending half naked men on vacation

[ornate jewel]

My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.

[jaunty nimbus]

I have too many of them

[terse wagon]

Guys my opponent accidentally disconnected a chess.com 30+0 match

[jaunty nimbus]

😭😭

[terse wagon]

It says hes online not in match

[jaunty nimbus]

His pc/phone went boom

[pallid ice]

How much time should i be spending analysing each position in a game

[vocal musk]

i'm glad you have a winner mentality that's good. but don't let yourself be led astray because you are not the same as the greats right now. everyone started somewhere, everyone progresses at different levels. I'm not sure who you're trying to prove it to that you're gonna become a chess god, but just take it easy and dont forget to enjoy the game. the path you seem like you're on makes it look like you've taken the joy out of chess.

[somber kindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZV5-5sGAtWg?si=mdCLrsunwA34YYrB

[ornate jewel]

bro @last oracle do /profile

oh wait actually connect your account first

[patent patrol]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1kvwk7VlnmVsFeI6SlZhzC

[terse wagon]

My stats is broken

[patent patrol]

i'm glad you have a winner mentality that's good. but don't let yourself be led astray because you are not the same as the greats right now. everyone started somewhere, everyone progresses at different levels. I'm not sure who you're trying to prove it to that you're gonna become a chess god, but just take it easy and dont forget to enjoy the game. the path you seem like you're on makes it look like you've taken the joy out of chess.

[pallid ice]

?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> grumpypenguin_1

This is the Chess.com profile of grumpypenguin_1. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1867 (1997 peak)
Blitz: 1536 (1639 peak)
Bullet: 1452 (1601 peak)

[jaunty nimbus]

How

[terse wagon]

I meant that its not matched

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> David Perijoc (davidperyro)

This is the Chess.com profile of davidperyro. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: David Perijoc (davidperyro)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 872 (954 peak)
Blitz: 682 (929 peak)
Bullet: 676 (737 peak)

[jaunty nimbus]

Mine is stupid

[ornate jewel]

I'm genuinely glad you carry a winner’s mindset — that drive is powerful. But don’t let it mislead you. You’re not yet where the greats are, and that’s not a flaw — it’s simply part of the journey. Everyone starts somewhere, and growth doesn’t follow the same timeline for all. I’m not sure who you're trying to convince that you'll become a chess god, but remember: mastery isn’t proven by pressure or speed.

What concerns me is that it feels like you're losing the joy that drew you to the game in the first place. Chess, at its best, is a dance of creativity, challenge, and play — not just a ladder to climb. Stay hungry, but stay grounded. Don’t forget to enjoy the board in front of you. That’s where the real magic begins.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> spell_i-cup

This is the Chess.com profile of spell_i-cup. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1561 (1664 peak)
Blitz: 1379 (1828 peak)
Bullet: 1293 (1653 peak)

[ornate jewel]

spell I-cup

[pallid ice]

The tilt streaks were crazy

[patent patrol]

“Lemme tell you somethin’, okay? You got that fire — that hunger — I see it. That’s good, man. That’s power. But don’t let it mess with your head, chico. You ain’t there yet. You wanna be one of the greats? That takes time, work, patience. Everybody starts at the bottom — even the kings. Ain’t no shame in that.

Now I don’t know who you tryin’ to prove somethin’ to, but listen to me: You don’t become a god of the game by sweatin’ every move or racin’ through it like it’s some goddamn sprint. Nah, it don’t work like that.

But what really pisses me off — what worries me — is it looks like you forgettin’ why you even started this. Where’s the joy, huh? Where’s the love for the game? Chess ain’t just a fight, man — it’s art, it’s rhythm, it’s a goddamn dance.

So yeah, you stay hungry. You chase it. But don’t lose your soul doin’ it. You look at that board in front of you and you remember — that’s where the magic is, chico. Right there. Now go play like you mean it.”

[pallid ice]

Creative name ik

[terse wagon]

I titled too

[unreal steppe]

send this again and you’ll never see the light of day again

[jaunty nimbus]

😭😭😭

[patent patrol]

I asked it to do Al Pacino in Scarface and it did a Mexican baseball coach

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna playy?

[pallid ice]

500 elo from my blitz peak 😭

[ornate jewel]

"Lemme tell you somethin’, alright? Look me in the eyes when I say this — you got that fire. That hunger. I see it burnin’ in you, and yeah, that’s real power. That’s rare. But fire, chico… fire can build or it can burn. Don’t let it eat you alive.

You wanna stand with the greats? You wanna be legendary? That don’t come from rushin’ through the game like you’re tryin’ to outrun your own shadow. It comes from the grind, the silence, the days nobody’s watchin’. Every king you admire? He bled for it. He lost. He fell. And he climbed back without forgettin’ who he was.

I don’t know who you think you gotta prove this to — the world, your past, maybe even yourself — but lemme be real with you: this path you’re on? It’s lookin’ cold. Like you’ve cut out the heart of it just to move faster. Like you’re chasin’ somethin’ so hard, you forgot why you started runnin’ in the first place.

And that? That breaks my damn heart. ‘Cause chess… chess ain’t just war. It’s poetry. It’s rhythm. It’s a sacred thing, man — a place where your soul gets to speak. So don’t kill the music in it. Don’t let the joy slip through your fingers like sand.

You keep that fire. Feed it. But don’t lose yourself in it. 'Cause that board in front of you? That’s not just a battleground — it’s a canvas. And you? You’re supposed to be an artist. So go — play like you remember what it means. Play like it matters. Play like it’s love."

[last oracle]

The joy comes from winning and beating the best, I'm going to work my way up there, when I lose, I will go on win streaks, when I win, I will continue doing that, it's about winning and that is where my joy comes from, when we lose in life, nobody likes it, but when we win in life, that's where our joy comes from, failure is incompetence, success is what someone receives when they are willing to do anything to achieve a goal

[unreal steppe]

sure

5 min good?

[jaunty nimbus]

-chatGPT

[ornate jewel]

💀

[ornate jewel]

real

[kindred crypt]

Yeah why not 🙂 whats ur username?

[jaunty nimbus]

He saved all my grades (i was failing math)

[terse wagon]

Im reading this in an elder voice

[ornate jewel]

chatgpt for math is crazy

I usually use it for history or english

[ornate jewel]

lol 😂