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[strange bobcat]

uhh 1 game sure

[fair magnet]

my username is Mistake do 10 minute

[strange bobcat]

gimme a sec

im in a middel of a blitz game

[fair magnet]

👍

[strange bobcat]

https://link.chess.com/play/80oMjk

[magic shard]

it's called positional evaluation

[fair magnet]

i sent one

[strange bobcat]

got it

[mint adder]

coach and classrooms are different fyi

Also how old are you 16

Do you have a Paypal of some sort how you doing this

[strange bobcat]

nah 500k PER session and its 1 on 1

[mint adder]

Yeah ik

[strange bobcat]

I mean hes FM but like ye he could charge double $10 is cheap tbh

[mint adder]

oh 1 on 1 that’s slightly reasonable

[fair magnet]

dawg its $10 for an hour wdym

[strange bobcat]

200k for solid improvement is fine

[scarlet arrow]

what kind of currency is that deflated

[strange bobcat]

its vietnam dong lol and theres a whole reason behind that

its to attract investments from other countries so we grow more

[scarlet arrow]

oof

[strange bobcat]

bitcoin ahhh 😭

[scarlet arrow]

[twin canyon]

hellooo

[strange bobcat]

I just got my fide hehee

[twin canyon]

what is it

[strange bobcat]

but like imma needa have to farm more

this is kinda unacceptable

[scarlet arrow]

damn

almost billionaire

[strange bobcat]

was hoping more for like 1900 rapid and 2000 blitz

[scarlet arrow]

[strange bobcat]

you need like 5 billion now for a decent house

more like 10 bil but still

[scarlet arrow]

coherent

[strange bobcat]

20 bil for a 2100 sqf mansion

[scarlet arrow]

it's like being in a video game

[strange bobcat]

come to vietnam fr

[scarlet arrow]

where you can farm millions

[strange bobcat]

fr

[twin canyon]

thats g tho

[strange bobcat]

I am a millionare myself 😭

[scarlet arrow]

[strange bobcat]

couldhave done better but ye thanks ig

[scarlet arrow]

where's chat

[strange bobcat]

you killed it you frenchmen 😭

[rapid venture]

Baguette was from France?

[strange bobcat]

yes

[mint adder]

Wtf is that propaganda

[strange bobcat]

and it was transfered here

[rapid venture]

Damn I thought it was Italian

[strange bobcat]

it is true bro learn ducking economics 😭

[mint adder]

Our currency’s just weak there’s no such thing as intentionally making our currency weaker to attract investors lol

[scarlet arrow]

lul

[strange bobcat]

and its one of the weakest bro

[mint adder]

US still doing a bunch of trade they don’t need such tricks if you can even call it that

[rapid venture]

Where you from tho?

[scarlet arrow]

at least you have bills for a million

[mint adder]

Been one of the weakest for a while

[scarlet arrow]

that's sweat

[rapid venture]

Strongest currency is one of those middle Eastern countries

Kuwait ig

[scarlet arrow]

I don't think we can talk about blunders here

[strange bobcat]

there is a reason behind it

[latent crystal]

YOOOOO

what's your username????

[fiery vector]

sorry

[strange bobcat]

my point is fair tbh I dont see whats wrong with it

[scarlet arrow]

no but like

[fiery vector]

[scarlet arrow]

one is dead lost

[latent crystal]

What's Ur userrrr

[scarlet arrow]

there's no such things as blunders anymore

[latent crystal]

In Vrchatttt

[scarlet arrow]

😭

[fiery vector]

like just

[latent crystal]

Damnnn

[azure pivot]

Daily wyl record flex

[fiery vector]

crazy

[strange bobcat]

send me blitz bro imma adopt YOU

[azure pivot]

Bet your not ready

[latent crystal]

What's Ur username in Vrchat lol, I wonder if we've versed before

[proper trellis]

Strong currencies do not really mean more investments.
To see it practically,Japan,south Korea,Vietnam these countries have super weak currencies. Yet they have more investments compared to other countries currencies that are stronger than them like Myanmar,Egypt,Kyrgyzstan etc

[fiery vector]

secret

[latent crystal]

Have U versed me?

[strange bobcat]

mhmm 🤨

[fiery vector]

stalemate

[latent crystal]

Have U ever been Mr muffinz fr

He's the goat, actually no voxl is the best probably

[glacial grove]

guys anyone wanna verse me

[azure pivot]

Ur in a game rn

[glacial grove]

im rlly bad

[strange bobcat]

ngl imma just gonna hand it to you like beating me in rapid is nothing special lol

[azure pivot]

No bro don’t run

[strange bobcat]

ggs @fair magnet

[fair magnet]

GG

[strange bobcat]

whats this trash @azure pivot

BRUH this is not worth my time 😭

[azure pivot]

😭😭😭😭I wasn’t thinking

[mint adder]

There’s no reason behind the fact the VND-USD exchange rate was 25k earlier this year and now it’s 26k?

[ancient grail]

wtf? it's 26k already?

[mint adder]

You can’t say it’s for economic purposes forever

[rapid venture]

Guess Vietnam got lot of inflation lately huh

[strange bobcat]

ye I mean theres all inflation and all that but its not all of the reasons

[mint adder]

We’re a booming economy but that doesn’t cover the fact our currency’s weak

[kindred crypt]

I'm going to Atlanta, Georgia for a month (July 1st, July 28th) how do I look for chess tournaments that are happening?

[mint adder]

Go to FIDE’s website

[rapid venture]

Instagram

[strange bobcat]

kinda is but its not just all weak for no reason

BRO

[mint adder]

Yeahh ic

[strange bobcat]

WHAT @azure pivot 😭

[mint adder]

Honestly continue this elsewhere politics hurt me

[balmy python]

uscf has a tournament lookup on their site

[azure pivot]

[strange bobcat]

its not even really politics 😭

[mint adder]

😭

[azure pivot]

Totally didn’t get cooked rn

[fossil bloom]

Vietnam growth rate is 6% for 2025-26
Keep this growth rate for 20 years and u will be a developed country 👌

[mint adder]

Yeah in early 2000s or something somebody said we will become developed by 2020

[strange bobcat]

ye its like understandable but we are like 30-40 years behind lol

[tribal pagoda]

if he get 3000 elo on blitz or bullet, surely he will become an real GM in Vietnam

[strange bobcat]

no I dont think so lol

but speaking about bullet I might actually tryhard bullet

[azure pivot]

Play me when you need to farm

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b6_otp

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Rapid: 2215 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2201 (2209 peak)
Bullet: 2303 (2342 peak)

[azure pivot]

B6 sauce too strong in bullet

[fossil bloom]

I've heard same for india lol
truth is during 2000s, china was growing at astounding 13-19% whilst india in 2025-26 is growing at ~6-8%
So countries like india, vietnam, Philippines will still need 20 more years to become higher-income economies (per capita)

[strange bobcat]

💀

my bullet is like 2400 which is REALLY under rated

so imma switch to my alt tbh

[tribal pagoda]

he cool

[strange bobcat]

Nigel short 🙂

[fossil bloom]

your ratings are same as mine xd

[dusk stag]

anyone wanna play

[lilac pine]

letsgo

[vale solstice]

Can someone pls teach me chess. I'm not a beginner but I can't do checkmate

[tribal pagoda]

n what

[odd eagle]

Timing be like:

[balmy python]

i paid for the whole clock headass 😂

[vale solstice]

Pls teach me

[cunning needle]

guys how do i get better im so ass😭

[cinder minnow]

Day 1 uwu-ing till I get to GM

[cunning needle]

Audio proof

[balmy python]

“how do i get better” 😭 brother we are all trying to figure this out

[inland abyss]

Uwu

[cunning needle]

can u review one of my games or sum man 😭

[cinder minnow]

Nah
You review your games

[cunning needle]

I do but ts makes no sense

🧙🏿‍♂️🧙🏿‍♂️🧙🏿‍♂️

[kindred crypt]

Bro I've been stuck at 1400 for so long. I don't know how to get past. I've quit and come back multiple times.

[cinder minnow]

F for the 1400s

[tribal pagoda]

🤮

[strange bobcat]

@nocturne quarry lets see if you get to 2600 blitz first or me 2700 bullet first (on my alt)

[cunning needle]

Bro im stuck in 600 💀💀😭😭

[kindred crypt]

Getting past 1400 is actually so hard

[kindred crypt]

Rip

[cinder minnow]

Well... Is it?

[cunning needle]

U should review one of my games cuz i need help

[kindred crypt]

Yes. I don't even know what to focus on.

[cunning needle]

GOATED PFP I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE

[balmy python]

Idk man im just a lowly 1000, i started playing a year ago so i am in no position to coach anyone lol

[kindred crypt]

thanks

[cinder minnow]

You talking about rapid?

[kindred crypt]

i suck

[latent crystal]

Lmao

[kindred crypt]

Yes

[cunning needle]

Elo?

[kindred crypt]

1420 rapid

[latent crystal]

Honk honkkkkk

[latent crystal]

:/

[cunning needle]

Im 600 😭

[tribal pagoda]

focus on piece

[latent crystal]

Then you don't suck 😭

[latent crystal]

How long have you played?

[cinder minnow]

Its actually easy
You need to do puzzles, watch videos
Do lessons, practice and have fun

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> clyouu

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Rapid: 450 (713 peak)
Blitz: 421
Bullet: 242

[cunning needle]

Im so good fr

[latent crystal]

Yeah blitz and bullet are the hard ones

10 mins is so much timeee

[kindred crypt]

Hmm hard to tell. I've been "playing" since I was like 8. But I started playing online (with many breaks) from like 2020.

[latent crystal]

Ohhh alr

[cinder minnow]

You know you are good when all your ratings combined barely get to 1000

[cunning needle]

FR

[latent crystal]

I've sorta started this year

[fluid ridge]

why is Mairos so handsome😝

[kindred crypt]

Hmmm, yeah. I'm thinking about learning an opening too. I've played this entire time just with foundations.

[radiant swan]

bro someone will ping server mods on u for using light mode

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Emliy (chigua7h)

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Rapid: 460 (493 peak)
Blitz: 616 (641 peak)
Bullet: 283

[latent crystal]

So around 7 months ish

[cunning needle]

Its like golf right?

[cinder minnow]

But its so much time... For both sides
Doenst make it ez because of that

[bronze flicker]

Hey guys... Can anyone with a membership please game review my latest games?

[latent crystal]

Ehh, just stay focused

[kindred crypt]

why is bro using light mode

[tribal pagoda]

there is no rule for that

[radiant swan]

its an unwritten rule

[cunning needle]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-banned-mods-smite-gif-4866200577432974147

[radiant swan]

dark mode only

[latent crystal]

Pro tip: abort for lower elos/ countries more likely to have bad wifi

[fiery vector]

it just like real game

[tribal pagoda]

im racist sorry

[radiant swan]

it is unanimously agreed upon to only allow dark backgrounds

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ochiba101

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Rapid: 865 (867 peak)
Blitz: 475 (505 peak)
Bullet: 384 (664 peak)

[cinder minnow]

Stop man
Im blushing
Oni chan :3 hides de face and run away

[cunning needle]

Is that chess is vrc

[latent crystal]

😭

[fluid ridge]

uwu👉👈

[latent crystal]

How did someone miss that, also U should show da 3d booooaaard

[fiery vector]

I lost by checkmate four times straight

[latent crystal]

It's cooler

[tribal pagoda]

chess in vr

[latent crystal]

Vrchat chess is the optimal way to play

[cunning needle]

U should play me we both ass

[latent crystal]

It's how I play for hours at a time till 4am

[cunning needle]

Fr, vrc is a dark and scary place tho

[latent crystal]

Nah not the chess worlds

[cunning needle]

Yea they chill

[latent crystal]

They chill af, talked to some great players and very nice people on there

[cunning needle]

then u join the black cat😭

[latent crystal]

Oh gawwwd

[tribal pagoda]

ok how you suppose to play chess on bullet mode

[cunning needle]

i have a lot of time is chess vrc and also the improv court

[nocturne quarry]

😭 u win prolly

its easy to imrpove to bullet imo

[latent crystal]

Nah but on vrchess, if you see anyone named MrMuffinz, Sebastian, sleepy_panda, Voxl, or CHESS. do not attempt to challenge them 😭

They will thoroughly kick your ass

[tribal pagoda]

bro have eyes of steel

[cunning needle]

wym, vr dont hurt shit

[strange bobcat]

bro climbing from 400 to 2700 💀

[latent crystal]

Voxl beat a 2000 blindfolded and Sebastian beat me with 1 min when I had 10min 💀

[strange bobcat]

ok so to be fair 2600 blitz for you and 2800 bullet for me

[cunning needle]

My pc hurts my eyes more lmak

[latent crystal]

"balls"

[cunning needle]

DAYUM

[nocturne quarry]

ill try but u prolly win and im going away to the bahams for a few days

[strange bobcat]

mhm

[latent crystal]

Ik 😭

And sleepy pandas coach is 3000 ELO...

[nocturne quarry]

3000 elo gang

[latent crystal]

Frrrr

[tribal pagoda]

I think your eyes reach to every pixel on computer screen

[fiery vector]

it is

[cunning needle]

Guys is the is peak gameplay

[fiery vector]

I can’t even see the square

[nocturne quarry]

@latent crystal i can be ur (totally 100% legit) coach and u also have 3000 elo coach then

[tribal pagoda]

scholar mate good job my favorite gambit

[cunning needle]

Vrc is goated and horrible at the same time

[hybrid schooner]

I need a coach, I been fluctuating between 860 and 770

[latent crystal]

I mean Ur pretty high soooo

[hybrid schooner]

For a month

[latent crystal]

Sure, feel free to teach me

[fiery vector]

Nvm

[frail tusk]

bruh why is chesscom support so slow

[fiery vector]

I just can’t see the square

[frail tusk]

are u training tactics?

[lusty sun]

thats normal

[cunning needle]

I saw a tiktok on it lmao

[cunning needle]

?

[hybrid schooner]

Elaborate

[strange bobcat]

sure if you are willing to pay for my services

[hybrid schooner]

It sucks

[latent crystal]

If Ur up for a game @nocturne quarry I'm downnn

[hybrid schooner]

I want to get 1000 this year

[frail tusk]

are you doing puzzles everyday?

[lusty sun]

then u have to work

[hybrid schooner]

Yea

[frail tusk]

how many

[hybrid schooner]

Im 1500-1700 puzzles

About 20

[lusty sun]

20 per day?

[frail tusk]

ok now thats weird

[cunning needle]

I dont have chess+ for that lmao

[nocturne quarry]

no its 4 am i need to sleep maybe later

[frail tusk]

can u send a recent game?

[nocturne quarry]

im 3150 bullet.... i meant

[latent crystal]

Bettt

[hybrid schooner]

Yeah

[latent crystal]

Yeah but Ur rating 2000

[nocturne quarry]

2350 blitz, 3150 bullet

[latent crystal]

And that's gooddd

Niceeee

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> badfarma07

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2098 (peak)
Blitz: 2351 (peak)
Bullet: 3162 (3175 peak)

[latent crystal]

Still I'm only 1200

Tho I'm more of a 1300 level I don't actually know

[hybrid schooner]

Win or loss?

[latent crystal]

Maybe higher

I basically only play vrchess lol

[tribal pagoda]

3000 bullet but 2000 on blitz
thats kind of sus

[nocturne quarry]

i was stuck at 2100 for a while its usualy just bursts for me when u figure out there prolem

[frail tusk]

dosent matter

[nocturne quarry]

very sus, not report me

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sshime

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Rapid: 1853 (peak)
Blitz: 1431 (1504 peak)
Bullet: 1237 (1312 peak)

[strange bobcat]

its 10 second LOL not 1 min

[latent crystal]

Yeah, you gotta keep figuring out what you need to learn next, and ways to improve your games

[cunning needle]

Whats your user, i mightve played you tbh

[fleet dove]

[latent crystal]

Maxippo1

[hybrid schooner]

Check out this #chess game: KIOFER vs ochiba101 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/140175414520

[frosty peak]

KIOFER (855) vs. ochiba101 (857)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. e5 Nd7 4. d4 e6 5. Bd3 f6 6. O-O c5 7. c3 c4 8. Bc2 Qc7 9. Na3 fxe5 10. Nb5 Qb8 11. Re1 a6 12. Na3 Ngf6 13. dxe5 Ne4 14. Bxe4 dxe4 15. Rxe4 Nc5 16. Rxc4 Be7 17. Bg5 Bxg5 18. Nxg5 O-O 19. Rxc5 b6 20. Rc4 Qxe5 21. Nf3 Qh5 22. h3 Bb7 23. g4 Bxf3 24. Qxf3 Rxf3 25. gxh5 Raf8 26. Rf1 Rxh3 27. Kg2 Rxh5 28. Nc2 Rg5+ 29. Kh3 Rf6 30. Rh4 Rf3+ 31. Kh2 h6 32. Nd4 Rf6 33. Rg1 Rxf2+ 34. Kh3 Rxg1 35. Nxe6 Rh1+ 36. Kg4 Rxh4+ 37. Kxh4 Rxb2 38. a3 Rb3 39. Kg4 Rxc3 40. Nd4 Rc4 

[tribal pagoda]

dosent

[cunning needle]

were you on 2 days ago around this time?

[latent crystal]

Yessss

[tribal pagoda]

@latent crystal

[latent crystal]

Did I have purple hair

[cunning needle]

I think i played you and got destroyed

[latent crystal]

And was I in all black clothing

[latent crystal]

Lmao, did you meet someone called night walker

Orrrr, Sebastian maybeeee?

We're U in a black avatar

[frail tusk]

ur black right?

[cunning needle]

Yes, called gentlemanvr

[latent crystal]

Hmmm,

[cunning needle]

i remember purple hair

[tribal pagoda]

actually no sus

[latent crystal]

Maybeeeeee lol

[cunning needle]

World is small if so lmao

[strange bobcat]

bro its 10 seconds NOT EVEN chess bruh

[latent crystal]

Was I very annoying and hyper

Probably humming lyrics to music

[strange bobcat]

you just spam moves

[hybrid schooner]

Ye

[cunning needle]

You seemed very into it lmao, and focused i think u were humming but i don’t remember much

[strange bobcat]

10 seconds which means 20 seconds per game so its NOT really that hard to play many games

but its hard to get more elo above like 2900ish

[latent crystal]

LMAO yeah that's when I just chilling

It was probably like 2-4am and I love playing chess at that time

[cunning needle]

same

[latent crystal]

Definitely me 😭

[cunning needle]

Vrc late is just better

[latent crystal]

Frrrr

[tribal pagoda]

I have trust issue ok

[latent crystal]

I was probably listening to talking heads or led zeppelin

Maybe beach boys, sounds of summer goes hard at 3am

[strange bobcat]

common vietnamese shit

[cunning needle]

Nice, are you a questie or a pcvr guy

[latent crystal]

Quest 3333

[frail tusk]

it seems to me that ur hanging pieces, which is totally normal at your level

but i didnt like the opening

[latent crystal]

What about U?

[cunning needle]

W, i got slime trackers for it and hook it up to my pc sometimes or play standalone

[ancient grail]

I can't break past 2400 raaaahhhhh

[hybrid schooner]

Me neither

[strange bobcat]

blitz ? I could help you with my coaching services 🙂

[tribal pagoda]

😡

[hybrid schooner]

Usually they are better

[strange bobcat]

ik my people too well dont blame my shit

[ancient grail]

rapid. I don't play blitz

[hybrid schooner]

Check out this #chess game: ochiba101 vs BreakMyPride - https://www.chess.com/live/game/140174853518

[fleet dove]

just win

[frosty peak]

ochiba101 (841) vs. BreakMyPride (828)

Move List

1. [e4] e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 Bb4 5. Ne2 Bxc3+ 6. Nxc3 O-O 7. O-O Nd4 8. Be3 d6 9. Bxd4 exd4 10. Nd5 Nxd5 11. Bxd5 c6 12. Bc4 d5 13. exd5 cxd5 14. Bb3 a6 15. Qf3 Be6 16. c4 dxc4 17. Bxc4 b5 18. Bxe6 fxe6 19. Qe4 e5 20. Qxe5 Re8 21. Qc5 Rc8 22. Qh5 g6 23. Qd1 Qh4 24. g3 Qh3 25. Qb3+ Kh8 26. Rac1 Rxc1 27. Rxc1 Re2 28. Qd1 Rxb2 29. Qf3 Rxa2 30. Qf8# 

[frail tusk]

the point of the caro-cann is to get a french like structure with the light squared bishop outside the pawn chain

[strange bobcat]

rapid at 2400 is just trash atp lol

[kindred crypt]

Is a chess coach worth it?

[lone totem]

what a bio

[latent crystal]

Oh noiceee

[strange bobcat]

cheaters and all that so I would not really recommend that

[tribal pagoda]

your shit is so shit sybau 💔

[latent crystal]

Ik PC looks wayyy better

[frail tusk]

but you blocked it in with your knight and it was just a bad piece the whole game

[latent crystal]

Lmao

[strange bobcat]

no skills no cry lol

[fleet dove]

there's really not many cheaters

[cunning needle]

I lowkey regret the trackers tho😭 i dont always like my tiny movements being broadcasted

[latent crystal]

Bro defo listens to my chemical romane

[fleet dove]

I haven't faced a cheater in rapid in a while

[hybrid schooner]

Makes sense

[strange bobcat]

last time I got to 2200 I had like 4-5 cheaters out of 20 games

[tribal pagoda]

I might cry for skill

[fleet dove]

unlockeh

[ancient grail]

I'm just aiming for 2400 so I can retire and play blitz

[latent crystal]

Dawg I remember I was tryna scratch my balls and my friend called me out 😭, just controllers too

[cunning needle]

LMAO

[strange bobcat]

I see

[ancient grail]

tryna reach the top of this chart to see what happens

[frail tusk]

if you want to play the caro-cann you should watch a video on youtube or seomthing

[strange bobcat]

but still blitz is like still many cheaters

[tribal pagoda]

what is that game

[fleet dove]

still even in blitz I don't face that many (blatant/that I think are cheating)

[hybrid schooner]

Ive watched gotham and chess centurion

[fleet dove]

obviously there's cheaters who you'll never catch

[ancient grail]

chess

[latent crystal]

Less likely tho

[fleet dove]

but you can't really discern that

[frail tusk]

try to understand the ideas better and look at some master games ig

[latent crystal]

Like I feel like if you cheated against me in blitz I'd just run Ur time out

[cunning needle]

We should play vrc sometime if ur down

[latent crystal]

Id block up the whole board

[hybrid schooner]

Sure thing thanks

[latent crystal]

Yeeeee, I'll add ya

[tribal pagoda]

look like terraria

[latent crystal]

Oh also what's Ur vrchat user

[cunning needle]

nice, ill dm u but cant accept til tmrw

[lusty sun]

Are there any caro players here?

[strange bobcat]

2500-2699 I had a lot of cheaters

[latent crystal]

Kk

[strange bobcat]

like my dms are filled with refunds from blitz 😭

[fleet dove]

I can believe that

[royal canopy]

Im insnely hardstuck 600 bullet any advise?

[strange bobcat]

I mean my account is prob sus af also

[fleet dove]

I will say tho at least at 2300/2400 people are so blatant about it

[royal canopy]

Its like insane how accurate these guys are at such a low rating

[strange bobcat]

if I usually meet cheaters I wont really accuse them of it

[fleet dove]

chess.com should really do what lichess does and put suspected cheaters into a shadow banned pool where they can only play against other cheaters

and if they start consistently losing then they get removed from the pool

[royal canopy]

They do

[fleet dove]

to my knowledge they don't

could you show me something saying they do

[royal canopy]

you wouldnt have knowledge of it

[fleet dove]

so you just assume they do

[latent crystal]

Lmao

[latent crystal]

Nah put em against stockfish 😂

Actually yeah other cheaters is less work actually

[tribal pagoda]

are you hire them

[latent crystal]

But if they can't pair with a cheater then stockfish fr

Or they get no points idk

[fleet dove]

I've gotten one refund in blitz in the past 5 days and I've played 95 games in the past 7

weird

[latent crystal]

Or even funnier make them play against a bot that plays illegal moves

[fleet dove]

chess.com might just be slow at catching them !

[fleet dove]

I mean cheaters are already stockfihs

[clear plinth]

shadow banned pool looks... wow.

[latent crystal]

Like any time the bot is about to lose make it just snipe their king from across the board with a king or other piece

[latent crystal]

Exactlyyyy

[fleet dove]

I think it would amazing honestly

imagine spectating those games

[latent crystal]

Tell me this wouldn't be the funniest shit though

[clear plinth]

💀

[latent crystal]

OMG nah I have best idea

[royal canopy]

No I looked at a bunch of confirmed cheating accounts and analyzed their playing patterns

A lot of them end up playing against and losing to other cheaters

[frail tusk]

how long does chess.com support take to respond???

[latent crystal]

Make it so cheaters have original rules only to their own pieces (eg, their queen moves like a king, bishop limited to 2 squares but can jump over pieces, they cant en pessant etc)

[royal canopy]

Also anecdotally ive noticed whenever im on a hotstreak in terms of actual gameplay(not just results) I usually get paired with a cheater during it

[latent crystal]

Lmao that's actually hilarious

[royal canopy]

I naturally lose badly

Its happened to me like 3 times

[latent crystal]

I think that's because it tries to pair U with similar skill maybe

[fleet dove]

I mean a cheater playing a cheater doesn't mean that they are shadow banned

[tribal pagoda]

What if one of them know their opponent is cheating by GothamChess detection cheaters method

[royal canopy]

Nah I think if you start playing very accurately over like a 10 game sample it put you against a suspected cheater

[fleet dove]

gothamchess detection cheaters method?? what lmfao

[tribal pagoda]

just search it on youtube lmao

[fleet dove]

no thanks

[royal canopy]

Last time I go white hot in blitz my streak ended to some guy playing 97 percent accurate over 26 moves

Mind you im only like 900 elo

[fleet dove]

It could very well be the case that they do that, but also my proposed solution is that they don't ban the cheaters

they just get permanently stunlocked in the shadowbanned pool

[tribal pagoda]

shadow fight

[royal canopy]

They get banned but chess.com take a while at lower levels to avoid false positives

[latent crystal]

Mayyybe

[frail tusk]

why are people cheating at 900

[royal canopy]

I had a cheat account a long time ago for the lulz and it took like 4-5 months

[fleet dove]

the whole point of what I'm suggesting is to completely mitigate false positive rates

[royal canopy]

Because game is frustrating

[fleet dove]

chess is easy

[royal canopy]

I simply deleted all my engines so I dont have the urge to rage/tilt cheat

[tribal pagoda]

[fleet dove]

⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️

bro what

[royal canopy]

I dont have engines installed on my computers

at all

[fleet dove]

have you no self control

it's like saying you removed all knives from your house so you don't get the urge to stab someone out of rage

just exercise some self control

[tribal pagoda]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ciao

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1817 (1848 peak)
Blitz: 1859 (1941 peak)
Bullet: 2000 (2036 peak)

[lusty sun]

yea i am deleting my pieces at the begging of the game in order not to blunder them

[royal canopy]

There are a lot of people who dont own guns for that very reason

I was 780 like a week ago

[fleet dove]

yea it's a stupid reason

[royal canopy]

Just miserable

[umbral rapids]

Thats why you dont play bullet at a lower level

[tribal pagoda]

how you got that 00,01 decimal percent

[royal canopy]

idk

Ive been only playing bullet pretty much

Apparently 600 bullet players are like 3x better than 1050 rapid anyway

whatss the point

[tribal pagoda]

No i mean I was talking how to turn on decimal percent on setting like you

[royal canopy]

I play a rapid game I win in the opening. I play bullet my opponent rattles off 15 lines of theory at 580 elo

I just said i dont know

[tribal pagoda]

ok thanks have a nice day

[rotund heath]

That's simply not true lol

[strange bobcat]

lol

[rotund heath]

[strange bobcat]

I just speedran to 2300

2800 soon 🤤

[lone totem]

@mint adder 🥶

[crude solstice]

Nice date

[amber solar]

Thoughts on this checkmate

[cosmic robin]

Wally west vs magnus calres: free point magnus 1-0

[unborn flare]

yooo

[cosmic robin]

Wally west speed 1-1

Walley west biq 1-2

sike

Magnus: spped biq ap hax 0-4

msgnus solo 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[latent crystal]

😭

[fossil bloom]

who wants to play Minecraft together

[latent crystal]

ME

[fossil bloom]

what's yo username

[latent crystal]

We need a doctor who episode where the doctor is against the toymaker and plays chess and gets saved by magnus

Or bobby Fischer actually ig

[latent crystal]

Rey...

Rey skywalker

[cosmic robin]

the house the grey or the good one

[strange bobcat]

bruhh I got blocked by some 2400 after I said he had no balls for not rematching 😭

[latent crystal]

GET OU-

[latent crystal]

The one that's old, new and blue

[latent crystal]

Maxippo72

Can't play today tho sorry

[cosmic robin]

sounds like wally west's description... wally west would be the best bullet player actually

[mint adder]

Scipio told me lol

[fossil bloom]

It's ale

[mint adder]

Thanks to the aura of the Bird that guy blundered a winning endgame

[latent crystal]

:/ nah the doctor is a 61 year old character, like by the age of the show, not like the fictional character agr

[cosmic robin]

well

[royal canopy]

like I play 900 blitz win easily

Game looks like a 900 game

[unborn flare]

so many grandmasters here?

[royal canopy]

I play bullet and my opponents blunder maybe once every 8 games?

[latent crystal]

Trust me he clears Wally west no diff fr

[unborn flare]

nearly everyone has the grandmaster tag

?

[cosmic robin]

300 elo gsng rise up (100 elo is okay u can rise up too)

[unborn flare]

im 2100 online

[unborn flare]

didnt understand this

[cosmic robin]

If i fall it think i fly midas tocuh me male me part of your deisgn

[cosmic robin]

its for the lower elo people

[latent crystal]

???

[ancient grail]

I think I just lost to a cheater

[cosmic robin]

The wally west song

[latent crystal]

Lol

[ancient grail]

bro took 15 secs for every single move

[cosmic robin]

have u done the usual

[unborn flare]

as a kind of insult? lol

[cosmic robin]

check account n shi

[royal canopy]

Guess again budy

[cosmic robin]

no...

[unborn flare]

then?

[empty forge]

why do u have two rating roles?

[cosmic robin]

it's more a funny joke to sieve out the 300 elos (contrary to the message u made about nearly everyone has a gm title or smth) 😓😓😓😓

[unborn flare]

oh

[cosmic robin]

wally west solos the rat (in chess)

[obtuse bison]

i might ping mods, i feel threatened

[royal canopy]

Becausse of different speeds dude

[burnt mesa]

yo

how is everyone

[cosmic robin]

gurt

[burnt mesa]

im gon a link

[cosmic robin]

i've been chessing like im mangus carlsen

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/home-alone-kevin-ts-ts-pmo-juggtok-gif-90223375947349643

[burnt mesa]

whats ur user?

on chess

[balmy python]

dew it

[cosmic robin]

heh check my feats out first... i beat a 300 elo on timeout

[burnt mesa]

Oh

nvm Not that impressive then

[cosmic robin]

i know

[obtuse bison]

why is bro adding brilliant reaction to his own messages

[burnt mesa]

im 1700 rapif 1850 bullrt

[cosmic robin]

it fun

[obtuse bison]

thats very impressive btw

ive never done that

[burnt mesa]

Checkmate is better

[cosmic robin]

thank you they always usually retire after i premove scholars mate

[burnt mesa]

HMO: getting to 1000 is easy with some theory

[wild silo]

Easily maybe but definitely not quickly

[obtuse bison]

theory

[burnt mesa]

yes

do you not do theory?

[empty forge]

its 30º but i have to shower :(

[obtuse bison]

at 1000? no

[wild silo]

Theory not really important below 1000

[burnt mesa]

im 1700

[cosmic robin]

i havent gotten past the damn 500elo yet

[burnt mesa]

2 systems: london and colle

[cosmic robin]

noted

[obtuse bison]

absolutely not

[wild silo]

C or F

[obtuse bison]

dont listen to him

[burnt mesa]

excuse me

london is the greatest opening for below average players

[idle plume]

fking hate chess

[obtuse bison]

it teaches bad habits of playing the same stuff every time, you should explore and try different things in chess

[empty forge]

f, -1c

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-fischer-chess-gif-23701603

[proud hamlet]

Bongcloud opening hahahahahaha

[burnt mesa]

as that one person said: i dont fear 1000 kicks i fear 1 kick practiced 1000 times

[cosmic robin]

sounds like someone who doesnt lik the london

[burnt mesa]

real

[cosmic robin]

not chess related but i habe a joke

[inland abyss]

Chess is different

[wild silo]

It was 109F here today

[royal canopy]

Ima blow your mind here

[lone totem]

300 when

[cosmic robin]

why can a nose not be 12 inches long

[cosmic robin]

it'd be a foot instead of a nose

[burnt mesa]

how is it different if you practiced an opening 10000 times its better than 10000 openings once

[royal canopy]

In chess the aim is to play accurately

[wild silo]

My play improved a lot when I switched from London to 1e4

[royal canopy]

If you play accurately you will win

[cosmic robin]

same

[inland abyss]

Nope because there is the surprise effect

[royal canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-lee-bow-master-smile-gif-12365468

[burnt mesa]

heh

[obtuse bison]

finally someone with a brain

[wild silo]

What does this even mean

[lone totem]

bro i got back to 2000 rapid and got 2000 lc bullet lets goo

[royal canopy]

Soemeone coach me im stuck 600

[burnt mesa]

im 1700 rapid 1800 bullet 🤮

[cosmic robin]

first time?

[inland abyss]

I got back 2160 rapid vro

[wild silo]

You can do both

[wild silo]

London is a fine opening objectively, but a lot of teachers will tell you it teaches bad habits

[lone totem]

true it teaches bad habits

[obtuse bison]

it does

[cosmic robin]

maybe ill switch to ruy lopzed when i get to 1000

[lone totem]

sharper openings are better for improving general board awareness

[obtuse bison]

playing the same opening bar for bar, regardless of what it is, is bad

[small jungle]

And teaching you attacking

[wild silo]

Also playing the London doesn’t really challenge your opponent, they can get a nice setup just as easily

[burnt mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-blah-blah-blah-roll-eyes-eyeroll-whatever-gif-16216173

[cosmic robin]

after e4 i most likely go d4 because ifeel like d4 pawn needs more inclusion

[cosmic robin]

does this build bad habits

[wild silo]

To an extent, I wouldn’t recommend Sicilian to a beginner

[burnt mesa]

e4 e5 nf3 nc6 first 4 stockfish lines

everyone plays them

[balmy python]

chess is easy, just play the best moves every time

[wild silo]

Guy who doesn’t know how opening table bases work

[royal canopy]

im hardstuck for months

[cosmic robin]

buzz lightyear on a shelf

[burnt mesa]

Tf are they

[obtuse bison]

yeah idk why people dont do that

[lone totem]

me neither, but i would definitely recommend e4 e5 instead of like caro
i would recommend smth like italian instead of london tho

[cosmic robin]

fiiirst time?

[burnt mesa]

well being buzz lightyear on a shelf got me to 1800

1800 bullet

[royal canopy]

yes?

[lone totem]

italian teaches you EVERYTHING

[exotic fossil]

Yeah why do people just choose to get mated

[cosmic robin]

i'll get to 1800 bullet using d3 only (white)

[obtuse bison]

at that level its just:
e4 e5 or d4 d5, dont need nothing else

[wild silo]

Take a chessboard to a bar with a friend and girls will hit on you guys

[inland abyss]

Spanish is better bro

[cosmic robin]

pawn convention

[lone totem]

d4 Nf6 is also cool but ye fine

[burnt mesa]

ill get to 2000 by playing the brandon jacobson gambit

[obtuse bison]

first u have to have a friend

[cosmic robin]

a venerable man

[wild silo]

You people can’t do anything omg

[lone totem]

eh

[burnt mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163840

[obtuse bison]

why he so zesty with that

[burnt mesa]

london and scotch are my go tos for white

[azure pivot]

Spanish players when they face the Berlin

[cosmic robin]

he move so sassy 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 yass queeennn

[wild silo]

Scotch way better for beginners

[burnt mesa]

spanish is stupid opening

[inland abyss]

It's a free good endgame

[spring lion]

Kasparov v Kramnik 2000 world championship lol

[prisma bronze]

How do i check my per game elo rating?

[azure pivot]

Isn’t it a draw

[wild silo]

Wdym

[obtuse bison]

polish opening?????????

[ancient grail]

yeah, I did the procedure

[burnt mesa]

anyone here a halloween gambit main?

[cosmic robin]

anything unusual

[ancient grail]

his game history doesn't look that sus, but his game vs me did

[cosmic robin]

bro watch the chessmakta song

[prisma bronze]

Like isnt their an elo rating for each game based on accuracy

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-stare-gothamchess-intro-chess-gif-10514209028749423815

[spring lion]

Thats a terrible opening for any control except bullet

[wild silo]

You should not “main” an opening that is objectively -2

[cosmic robin]

the chessmakta makes very cancerous chess opening songs

[burnt mesa]

ik i main it i just wanna see more lines

[obtuse bison]

nah its like -1

[obtuse bison]

i mean material is -2 but eval -1

[inland abyss]

Objectively : yes practically very hard

[spring lion]

Still a bad opening being down a piece 😅

[obtuse bison]

polish gambit

[lone totem]

0.0 vs -1.5 ahh polls

[balmy python]

just play kings gambit

[spring lion]

Alien gambit

[royal canopy]

Does e4 not look awkward as hell to anyone else here?

I wanted to do qd3 then qh3 but idk if it was good

[obtuse bison]

u open a diagonal for ur bishop

[burnt mesa]

Stupidly weird

I wouldnt personally do that

[cosmic robin]

it pawn the move furthee 2 square 🗣🔥

[burnt mesa]

but is what it is

[royal canopy]

I found it but

it was weird

[gleaming forum]

Kim jong un is that you?

[obtuse bison]

no, he's 4000 elo

ts is some guard

[spring lion]

No , I am KJU

[royal canopy]

Qd3 bishop is trapped then what

[lone totem]

grabbing central space, covering f5 and opening a diagonal pretty neat

[magic zenith]

I don't know any of em

[obtuse bison]

both are perfectly fine

[cosmic robin]

2⅕

[royal canopy]

He cant really do anything to QD3 yeah

[gleaming forum]

Soller Gambit

[obtuse bison]

polish gambit

[finite geyser]

Hi how are you all

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/home-alone-kevin-ts-ts-pmo-juggtok-gif-90223375947349643

[burnt mesa]

soller is such a wierd gambit

[spring lion]

The one where u develop and I develop ur knights?

[magic zenith]

Mosquito gambit

[spring lion]

Nvm

[obtuse bison]

no thats sandomierski

[near solar]

look at the flag

[obtuse bison]

1. Nf3 Nf6
2. Ng1 Ng8

[spring lion]

💀i though they were the same thing

[spring lion]

Whats wrong

[obtuse bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1338529951657496576/image0.gif

[lone totem]

elephant gambit : wasp variation 🥶

[magic zenith]

Got it why ur 500

[reef canyon]

whats wrong?

[obtuse bison]

who is naming these

[royal canopy]

I think mostly blocking the queen diagonal seems unituitive

[near solar]

ok bub

[reef canyon]

whats wrong withelemphant gambit

[obtuse bison]

its a very thin line, i wouldnt

[spring lion]

Unpopular opinion : Igor is so boring

[royal canopy]

I only id it bcause I already had seen qd3 -> qh3

[lone totem]

you gotta ask yourself what the queen is doing with that diagonal

[obtuse bison]

true, only Piotr Kazimierz Paweł Kaczorowski

ts (this) just some old guy

[lone totem]

i only watch agadmator and goffam nowadays

[ancient grail]

bruh... 2 cheaters in a row

[strong berry]

Guess the eval bar

White to play

[spring lion]

How’d he get so much subs

[magic zenith]

Mate in 9

[proud hamlet]

100000M

[obtuse bison]

because of this cinema

[spring lion]

Looks like a video from the 1980s

[magic zenith]

That's kinemaster editing skills there

[strong berry]

Its a draw.

It was from my last game

[magic zenith]

I see a mate in 9

[strong berry]

No its a draw, white to move.

[gleaming forum]

And he sacrifices....
THE KNIGHT

[obtuse bison]

you keep hearing bird noises from these videos

[magic zenith]

I see a mate in 9

I'm kidding bro chill

[iron bison]

Chat why chess is giving me so much anxiety lately

[lone totem]

what's white's resource?

[magic zenith]

It's sweaty now

[lone totem]

wait is it Be7 💀

[iron bison]

😔true IT starts giving me anxiety when the oponent start playing aggressively and i keep losing pieces like nothing (Its a recurring theme now)

[strong berry]

Yes

My opponent didnt find it though

[magic zenith]

I feel like I'm playing bedwars whenever I play blitz

[iron bison]

Minecraft better 😹

[shut cairn]

is anyone down to play chess with me?

[magic zenith]

If you lose

[shut cairn]

idk i feel so bored

[shut cairn]

then what?

[magic zenith]

Nvm what's ur username

[shut cairn]

dms?

i send you wait

[cosmic robin]

devious dongaloid when

[frosty berry]

So 👌

[jaunty nimbus]

So im 1900 agian at puzzles

[dark sundial]

Hey

[ancient grail]

I call this: Chess 1.5

since half of the pieces are upgraded

and half remains the same

[kindred crypt]

Good morning chess peeps

[spring tundra]

the rook

[kindred crypt]

[wind bay]

<@&745328830649991179> are we allowed to refund an existing premium membership in order to resubscribe at the 50% off price for the Summer sale?

[balmy python]

[wind bay]

genuine question lol

[balmy python]

i would assume not because subscription usually not refundable

[wind bay]

oh im a first timer
30 day money back thing

[kindred crypt]

Who wanna play?

[proud hamlet]

When it reaches the last day that is where you refund it and then buy it again.

[wind bay]

lmao i was not trying to abuse that
I just got annoyed bc i bought it like 2 weeks before the sale like bruh

[keen grotto]

Contact support and ask them about it.
But generally they will not do refunds for reasons such as this.

[cosmic robin]

hello chessertons

[wind bay]

oh alright thanks

[pastel steppe]

Who knows hongjin?

[remote mortar]

Sup

[cosmic robin]

is there a certified tutorial on how to get to 2000 elo using d3 only

[empty forge]

me

no wait

i have to go

[somber lark]

transpose it into KIA

[balmy python]

i would play but im tired asf

[somber lark]

so yeah you can get there by using that

[balmy python]

too tired to play chess but still cant sleep 😢

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[wind bay]

[obtuse bison]

just play KIA at that point 🥀

[lone totem]

when is the summer sale btw

[cosmic robin]

like no js pure 1.d3 no theory

[wind bay]

26 June to 6 July lol

[obtuse bison]

no its illegal and ull go to jail

[somber lark]

you have to follow it up with smth

[mint adder]

The 50% off is only for first time purchase

[coral crown]

guys, i wanna learn some openings, so if anybody has pgns for both black and white, kindly dm. it would be really appreciated

[lone totem]

oh prob not then lol

[mint adder]

Read terms and conditions smh

[wind bay]

wait i thought its a yearly thing
i saw last year also

[obtuse bison]

i bought it and i still have the offer

[wind bay]

[mint adder]

Yeah but when you renew it it’s full price

[cloud patio]

Guys, I'm currently practicing for a REALLY important chess tournament (Standard time control) that's in like 3 months, so is it better I should play more blitz, more rapid or more standard

[cosmic robin]

1.d3 2.e5 3.kd2 4.d5 sounds goot for trolling

[wind bay]

yeah just cancel and buy again next summer in that case lol

[somber lark]

try f3 Kf2

e3 c3 d4

[cosmic robin]

sounds like ke4 speedrun

[mint adder]

You still can’t

[balmy python]

mostly standard id say, but usually the day of a tournament i play some blitz to warm up

[clear plinth]

standard

[mint adder]

Because that would not be your first time purchasing

[obtuse bison]

play in the time control u will be playing the tournament

[somber lark]

no we will castle manually later

[clear plinth]

where is bro WCM title

[cosmic robin]

i wasnt familiar with your game

[wind bay]

oh damn so like only once ever?
i have an alt that got that offer now
previously i paid full price i guess

[cosmic robin]

is the grass ahh question

[obtuse bison]

is the grass?

[cloud patio]

would playing blitz be sufficient enough? my usual performance rating otb for standard is already 2000+, I will definitely try doing some standard tho

[lone totem]

e3 Qe2 Kd1 Qe1 is the best

[cosmic robin]

it atleast prevents shcholar mate premovers

[mint adder]

Yeah

[mint adder]

is grass smokeable?

[cosmic robin]

i have to try this

[wind bay]

everybody asks if grass is green but no one asks how the grass is

[lone totem]

does grass taste good

[cosmic robin]

question grass ahh

[somber lark]

f3 Nh3 actually worked for me

[mint adder]

how’s the grass when you smoke it?

[somber lark]

f3 Nh3 Nf2

[lone totem]

the answer is en passant

[cosmic robin]

no memes in general no grass in general GRR

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-slam-table-slam-angry-gif-16228483763522153196

[cosmic robin]

rhank you

[lone totem]

this fails to Na3 c4 Nc2 bro

[obtuse bison]

is this what happens to you when you hit 2400 elo

[somber lark]

you're welcome

[somber lark]

doesn't make sense

[cosmic robin]

i saw someone say "e4 is retroslop because it's too old"

[ancient grail]

I'm tilting, help

[somber lark]

yeah we go insane

[obtuse bison]

dont

[mint adder]

nice try diddy

[lone totem]

bro when he finds out 1.b3 was played in a game 500 years ago

[wind bay]

bruh how did u go from 1700 to 2300+ in like weeks

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/hayır-olamaz-lego-gif-7647030352230915501

[ancient grail]

well I'm about to dip below 2300

[wind bay]

still 💀

[cosmic robin]

nostalgia bait

[ancient grail]

can't win against these titled players

[obtuse bison]

ur tilting because your losing to FMs?

[somber lark]

bro doesn't know how it feels playing against GMs

[remote mortar]

Reach 2000 soon🔥

[cosmic robin]

tuff reactions

[lone totem]

nah what makinatsu 300 points higher rated than me now ☠️

[proud hamlet]

@cosmic robin You're hot.

[ancient grail]

FMs are stronger than my average opponents. I'm playing CMs and NMs on average

[cosmic robin]

how do u see a players elo

[somber lark]

cuz you waste your time with OTB 💀

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-stare-gothamchess-intro-chess-gif-10514209028749423815

[cosmic robin]

i'm literally walter white whay

[wind bay]

he is moving ever so slightly

[cosmic robin]

this is the chess equivalent of the thousand year stare

[wind bay]

thousand year is impressive

[cosmic robin]

yard

[obtuse bison]

no hes not its all in ur imagination

[cosmic robin]

oops

[obtuse bison]

yeah i cant stare for that long

[wind bay]

here we go again

[cosmic robin]

the hospital people when i tell them "1.d3 is the best move"

[remote mortar]

Lol D3 doesn't even good

[lone totem]

Before playing chess, I used to live by a mental hospital
After playing chess, I live by my house

[wind bay]

LOL

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/home-alone-kevin-ts-ts-pmo-juggtok-gif-90223375947349643

[cosmic robin]

the druggie mindset

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/vibe-cool-marv-bobbing-meme-gif-4485741296844126562

[cosmic robin]

how do i send photos

pls dont embed fail pls dont embed fail

[remote mortar]

Ah stupid brainrot as usually

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[cosmic robin]

i camt press the button for seneding images

[remote rain]

i just reached 1500 elo

[lone totem]

now reach 1508 elo

[cosmic robin]

im gonna beat martin rq brb

everytime i lose a chess game i beat martin out of anger

[somber lark]

I need your sigma lines ha, im getting blown off the board

[lone totem]

wdym by that pause

[somber lark]

it's prob skill issue 😭

[cosmic robin]

his board got blown off

He can't win a game without an exploding chess board

[obtuse bison]

this chat is getting very dangerous

[remote mortar]

Wdym

[obtuse bison]

the mods are watching

[wind bay]

the winds were too strong he couldnt remain on the board

[kindred crypt]

What is happing to the world

[obtuse bison]

its getting better

[cosmic robin]

keven home alone button --->

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-anarchy-chess-chaos-gif-24820683

[ember forum]

hi

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-angry-speaking-head-tuco-squidward-gif-13808874276609302886

[ember forum]

ok

[cosmic robin]

what did he do

did he play d4 e4 instead of d4 bc4

[obtuse bison]

ah yes, d4 bc4

[lone totem]

ah yes, d4 bc4

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/vibe-cool-marv-bobbing-meme-gif-4485741296844126562

[ancient grail]

Finally a win out of all the losses

you won't believe how happy I was when he finally fumbled

[lone totem]

silly ahh cm

[obtuse bison]

CM from a chips bag

[somber lark]

bro's rating is now higher than me

[cosmic robin]

a lays one

[lone totem]

bro locked in

[obtuse bison]

vro fell off

[somber lark]

my rapid rating is 2330 bro

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-stare-gothamchess-intro-chess-gif-10514209028749423815

[ancient grail]

You're comparing your lowest rating to my highest rating

[unreal dune]

is there a discord chat to suggest changes to chess.com itself

[lone totem]

1000 bullet is diabolical

[obtuse bison]

change 1: give me ownership

[unreal dune]

1000 isnt bad

[somber lark]

my rapid peak is 2360

[upbeat jackal]

yes it is...

[unreal dune]

no seriously i wanna talk about some changes

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/average-conversation-in-this-server-discord-server-donowall-ignored-gif-2054677438560113125

[ancient grail]

this guy has an entire opening in his name

what even is it anyways

[lone totem]

aint that the schoolers mate

[obtuse bison]

yooo i love that too

[unreal dune]

well people learn at different pace i have been playing for 5 years and im pretty good in other time modes but im still stuck blitz 600 it happens

[umbral rapids]

Scholars mate

[ancient grail]

oh, right

[lone totem]

ur bout to get cooked by him tho hes indian 🥶

[ancient grail]

didn't have time to read it carefully

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/home-alone-kevin-ts-ts-pmo-juggtok-gif-90223375947349643

[lone totem]

ahh

[upbeat jackal]

5 years and 600? that's impossible

[unreal dune]

anyway is there a dedicated chat for talking to maybe danny about some good changes

[ancient grail]

he played the Queen's Gambit and then captured my d5 pawn

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[umbral rapids]

Maybe he has a j#b

[obtuse bison]

is the job 16 hours a day

a 9-5am

[upbeat jackal]

that's irrelevant

[umbral rapids]

Maybe he doesnt play so much, think Bro

[wind bay]

1 rapid game a day for 5 years will get you over 2000+ easily

[obtuse bison]

good for him

blessing in disguise

[umbral rapids]

Yeah, 2000 on Chess.com, Thats Close to nothing

[upbeat jackal]

if you play less you improve faster cuz no rage queing

[wind bay]

lmao real

[obtuse bison]

assuming you actually learn something in them

[umbral rapids]

If you have 2000 actua FIDE/knsb, etc Thats good

[obtuse bison]

how much do u have