#💬〡chess-talk
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Chat what's more fun rapid or bullet
@inland abyss why are you so smart
bullet
mb
reasoning?
Ima go eat dinner
1.7112245e+98 is pretty young
did you get your account back
no but, they let me make a new one.
And i had 15 romantic alien gambit games the past 3 days, won all.
compared to the universe yes i agree
I like it otb but not online
but checks takes
Awesome !!
90+30 classical
nice
thanks appreciate it brochacho
I think you meant it the other way around. The universe is 13 billion years whilst the number I just listen is more then 1 so it's the other way around 💔
are you a furry
But king takes defended pawn
nevermind ill go commit die
wait im so dum
Do I get a free mention 🥺
You're not dumb, you just didn't know
Don't call yourself dumb
im dumb
how do i gain prem to join study lounge?
It's honestly impressive in certain ways
i thought the universe was 1 with 98 zeros years old
We don't know how old the universe is, we just know it's more than 5000 years
nah im dumb i know it
i know im dumb :(
I'm not here to help you with your self deprecation, so if that's the road you want to go down, more power to you
We have a really good estimation using background radiation, roughly 13.8 billion years
i also eat crayons for fun
meh, someone could be lying
Whoever made all this ish is lying to us
anyone up for a game?
Is it considered sandbagging playing Blitz when I'm 1200 even tho I'm 1650 rapid
No
I'm 2000 rapid and 1600 blitz
god doesnt lie
I don't think the background radiation from the big bang lies. And we can look out into the universe and see what it was like in the early days using light and we can use that to make our estimation more accurate
Okay so someone's lying to YOU too
Peak childhood
It's the chess mafia
also god sped up time so its not 13.6 billion so its actually only a few years old in god years
do you beleive in god
Stop talking
just yes or no
Idk how you brought him into this
The only god is Caissa, end of
someone said whoever made all this (the universe)
chess isnt that good tbh
believe in God
I believe in the goat bobby fischer
fr
but we know he was a real person
Okay look, I'm in my fifties, if there was a god, she would have smote me already
Another rapid non
That's your belief tho. I'm not religious so I don't follow you. I'll stick to science but I'm not downplaying your beliefs. Believe in what you want and I'll believe in what I want
you are NOT 50
ok
Whattt... Fifties?
np
The Russians ragebaited him so well bro L
Is that u in ur pfp
Doofus is in his fifties, not you
There is no way
yes, from last year
I'm too old💔
Okay so, here we go
No rapid rating is just inflated
55
😔
Whatt, you don't look 50 at all
I'm trans, I'm on hormones, it makes you look younger because it's basically a hormonal reset
I'm always going to look like this
Hmmm
Unless I live to like 70, which I'm not planning on
Can I be in the inheritance I need chess platinum
Yeah, I think living that long will not be fun
Legends never die🐺
You're assuming I have money
You can have my $5 if I died before you
Invest your organs in the stock market
I'm trans, I don't have money
dont, stock market will crash soon
most of us are dirt poor
do it after 3 yeras
Yippee
If you buy me nitro I’ll give nitro to your descendants
medical expenses, inpatient psych admissions, ADHD, discrimination, it all adds up
We're all feckin' crazy
Generational debt
Hmm
You'd think John Kennedy will have more money
i accept, but you have to give the nitro money upfront
I suppose inflation hits hard
I did at one time before my pet watermelon exploded in my car
I’ll appcept as long as you give me 1000 Kuwaiti dinar
how much is that
convert
ok ill accept as long as you give me 1000 gold bars
1000 gold bars from the mafia coming right to your doorstep along with the owners
ok I’ll accept if you give me a spacex rocket
I'll pay you double if u help me escape from IRS
ok ill accept if you gift me a planet
i cant do that sorry
I think that's a mormon thing
I’ll accept if you give me a potion of invisibility and the power to see through any fabric cloth or meterial
I work for elon hit me up
How much you owe them? I owed 20k by the time they came after me
95 % accuracy
Nice try, Ik you're currently undercover
that is INSANE, why through clothes? 
You won't get me talking
You caught me
I never said that
you said it at the end
You're in check
nahhh
Cloth
You still feel safe sometimes?
not clothes
Hmm ever since I changed my name and pfp the creeps and scammers have stopped raid my DMs
why do you wanna see through cloth
I've never felt safe

no reason…
😭
Other than you getting 2000 gold bars
Huhh, wym raid ur dm
I feel safe around my cat
ofc what did you think I was going to say?
My DM's are an absolute circus
what was it before
I half-expected that
Some creeps also jump in my dm from time to time
Ok so you are jot scared of someone who has nothing to lose have beef with you for something you don't know and they are smart enough to plan something that will hurt you and the ones you love
Game is game
I clearly not
Cause just saying if i had beef i coild manufactured home made bombs and do a lot of damage
I want to make a joke but It'll get me banned, so nvm
@smoky geode up for the offer?
not if you dm me
You don't want to say stuff like this on Discord.
Pls don't share your crime in the internet
I mean they can come to where i live i don't have any but its available and possible for everybody to do
nah
timmy please do your homework
50% off
bud you would explode yourself
final offer
😭
What mf think he would make after reading chemistry book:
Depends not all explosive have the same trigger for detonating
I swear
i forgot the whole thing lol
Over the last three days I was getting tons of scammers, creeps and in between in my DMs
Why is vro talking about home made explosives
Going once going twice sold to @smoky geode
RAHHHH I DID IT
Yeah, the mod here is very strict
<@&745328830649991179> this guy is talking about bombs and im scared
Cause nobody is safe
Lmaoo
@brittle ridge you cant make bombs you dont know how
Come on don't ruin the guy's life
1300 idk why bro resigned it was 1 pawn but ILL TAKE IT
Anyone wanna play?
Its not like i am here often anyway
he doenst know how anyway
<@&745328830649991179> bomb
we dont know that
Wdym nobody is safe this isn't the wild west
oh god snitches in chat
it is?
I think he got into school fight and think his life's now in danger
should I also put on a Kramnik pfp for the memes
My opps are everywhere
should I put the catgirl one or the suited elegant prime Kramnik pfp
Vlad i hit 1300 are you proud of me
My enemies are many
My equals are none
useless
but him making a home-made bomb is crazy 😭
you are not him
Go all out or not at all
I am not making bombs but i say i could
It's fine, kids make stuff up a lot after learning new things
@azure pivot ain't no way we got paired up against each other in the random rapid pool
Did u win tho
Sure the kid is 28
sup
ongoing game rn
why u lyin
If ur 28, you shouldn't talk a out homemade bombs at all lol
I m not 1997
28 year old manufacturing home made bombs

selling them to the neighbor hood
When I came to chess
It was a game of noobs
I left a game of pros
I mean not the first time and where i am if they have no proof and its all speculative i can say what ever i want
you'd be surprised
How do you block someone on discord on a phone
i thought you were joking about making home made bomb but i think you were being serious oh boy
I can’t find the button
click the block button
Click on the profile>three dots
tap it*
Click profile, three dot icon, and block
atp they should rename this channel to general-off-topic-2
dont spread misinformation
Ok ty
I am not in the us and i know how it works here they might say we suspect get a mandate to search my place find nothing and leave me alone
i will, what are you gonna do about it buster
Maybe I shouldn't wrote this
There’s was a creep in my dms
It was me
i mean why make a home made bomb, it just seems way too much
I will dm you
No wasn’t you
Tanyaa, when will we play again
even if there's no bomb, you will still be charged because you threatened to make one
c4 is underrated, it's basically sicilian up a tempo 😭
Yes, but if they go c5
We can play when I get home from work
It's very boringg
I tried
e5*
never speak again 🗣️
Cause some people hurt others on purpose some are inconciderate cause life is unfair cause you want to die any way so no consequences
but not life threatening
<@&745328830649991179> he's being weird
Okay NOW I'm worried
Some people don't value life the same way you do
bruhhh still no fide rating update 😭
Vros the next bobby fischer
if someone is being meanie to you, you cant make a home made bomb lol
No he is not 
He's talking about making bombs to the one who hurt him
That's not normal
We need to pin this
zigzag can I farm you on my new acc 
I m not i got people who care about me but if i didnt have them
Therapy. Get therapy.
farm bonglord, he is always high
Why is there so many creepy horn dogs on discord dming me 
SORRY
you can always call police if your in danger
They just say words
idc hop on you over rated 2500
He is almost 2600 😭
tf
one question: why did u act normal for 6 months and now decided to become weird
free rating bro
I came
I saw
I conquered
freaky
I was always weird i am more conplex than what you see here xD
The idea you make of me is not who i am
BRUHHH
You're not complex, you have an internet connection. There's a difference.
bro they updated how many games I played but still no rating update
why are you playing on an alt 
hmm idk
Your missing a lot of information about me but you make an opinion with the little you get
thats actually a good question
bro played in an unrated tournament 😭
You're still talking?
This guy is still talking
no it is the nationals
Yes i write words
everytime i come here i see this catatemcd guy
they havent updated the ratings yet
@rancid herald shut ur goofy ass up
Write less
he should get a j*b
perfect timing can I farm you with my new acc
or you are always here too ig
Why is everyone so angry today 😭
i js came here literally now bro
If i have something to say i'll say it but seems like i might not for now
Society
As I said earlier
My enemies are many
My equals are none
its 6.44pm hopped on dc first time for today lmao
same 😭
HELL YEAH BORTHER
Cant we just all get along 
what ur new acc
Wow where is that like autralia?
cuz prob no one is as bad as you
💀
yes cause you're so low, no one is equal to you 🐺 🥶 💯
No one is as badass as me
close
you arent badass, you are bad and ass
Me its 6h45 am
yea ur ass kinda bad and stinky
A failed sperm like you don't have any rights to speak
Okay Christie
I'm glad to see that chess chat hasn't changed in the last thirty years
stoppppp
@ancient grail
gg
gg
we used to trash talk like real men
win or nah
but that doesnt make sense scientifically tho ;-; or i wouldnt be born
my e5 line against c4, have multiple sicilian games with e4 in it 😭
An adopted monkey like you what's your ability son
Lost in pool
I got a nice tactic down vs him
wanna match?
losing to chatgpt 💔

nah im scared im taking my 2 swindles and 1 blunder
lmao k
Bro had a brilliant
at least im not a mistake bro
at least i have parents
We never rematch again
I think you mean a blunder
Yeah
I just need to draw vs a 2370 and I'll get 2222 rating
no ur better than me
@ancient grail what is this
Ur higher around 200 elo though
MY biggest mistake to met your mother in that club
ye I lowkey suck at openings ngl
boy how on earth r u 2200 now
Worst clutch of my life
Bro is 8
That was the best @rancid herald could come up with?
You are 2200 and 1600 fide?
dude you can't even form proper sentences come back when you learn kindergarten English lil bro
Yes
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2222 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2201 (peak)
Bullet: 2318 (2342 peak)
@radiant swan you would never born if i reject your mother that night
Anyone wanna play?
fking hate chess
Hell yeah my friend
@radiant swan bros tryna ragebait but is genuinly hard to understand
HELL YEAH
Why 
fr 💀
bro no way
I msg'd my 1500 blitz friend "I hit 1300, I'm coming for you" do you think that's a good way to say hi I hit 1300
you're 2222 rated. Lucky

I don't think luck has a part in it tbh
opponent pairing does
You must be lady luck
if I got paired against a 2300 and win, then I'd get 2222 as well

instead of this guy
@ancient grail how on earth did u jump from 1700 to 2200 in the span of a few days
Bro was feeling frisky at 10am yesterday
19 days is not "a few"
Easy opponent pairing until 2222?
i fking hate chess too, fk chess
W?
ok but 19 days 500 elo is wild
@idle plume if you hate chess, why dont you quit
hating is not a bad thing
I have a theory
guys i wanna farm brilliant moves but i keep getting the damiano defense trap its getting boring
Because chess is fun >.<
Omg, so he just shy shy
do i need to get better
Hopefully chess loves him back
@radiant swan about to play 2 straight hours of drunk bullet predict my rating after
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2222 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2201 (peak)
Bullet: 2318 (2342 peak)
Oh no no no no way 💀
Istg I ain't gonna reach 2200 in 3 years
Your higher fide then me bro
You can do it
I've played like 7 rated games bro
7 games isn't accurate
Still better
I'm panicing if I play OTB again I'll tilt
wsg chat got my laptop fixed
Hellos
wait u ahve a fide?
Sup newt
naw imagine, likeeee a 800 rapid dude beat me in OTB
Yeah I played 30 games in 2017-2021
yooo
so urs is accurate
drop i promise i wont try to find u
i HATE chess
I got defeated by 1500s
The opposite
liar
💀
no ur underrated bro what
stop being broke and start joining more tournas
About to play 2 straight hours of drunk bullet bro predict my rating after
Or if you want u can farm me rn
im going to watch squid game w my friends lator :<
Nice g
+150 elo
Look at my trash rated opponents and my trashier results against them
My rating should be trashier
https://ratings.fide.com/calculations.phtml?id_number=3287939&period=2025-04-01&rating=0
CM stalling
I recognize the nameee, daily champ grinder?
im manifesting it
💀I’ll come back to this
yes?!
W
what is this guy's motives 😭
I was famous for having 2000+ simutaneous ongoing daily games ik
no but like im so surprised im higher rated than u in FIDE that cant be 😭
yoo which site is THIS this actually looks op
Anyone want to play Iam just 500
ok
CM isn't a good title anyway
they be handing out titles to anyone nowadays
but there are 2200F CMs
and the others ..

Come on
ig Imma move to his country
will u recommend it to me it looks kinda a sleeper opening
Chess .com?
Yeah
whats ur user
it's cool with theory
arent u titled already
🥵🥵🥶
nuh uh
Natikk2
how can I calculate the rating lose from some one
Sent game
🥶🥶🤏🤏
There is this guy @sterile quarry and he keeps promoting his server in DMs to members of this server.. can u pls ban him?
but he is 2100+
wait what 😭
2780
I sent game
This dude had an 800 rapid rating but 1429 classical OTB 💀
Before OTB I didn't know I'd need to spend 2 hours to beat a 800 rapid rated dude
https://www.chess.com/member/methujad
rinqed is NM iirc
Send me firned request
@smoky geode
okay
I just did
2118 FIDE=FM bru
@smoky geode
Rinqed is NM
@scarlet arrow he also dmed my friend to join… ban him pls
when tho'
cuz we actionned him already
nice sona i hope thats not an AI generated pfp 
Gain = k * (1 - E) where k=16
and E = (1 + 10 ^ (Delta/400)) ^ (-1) where Delta is the difference between the opponent’s rating and the player’s rating before the match.
I must be getting lucky or something because almost all of my opponents blundered at some points in the game
the better you play, the luckier you find yourself becoming 👍
is this for chesscom
who cares
Same goes for my opponents
Today or yesterday evening
chatgpt cant even beat me in chess
okay
Why do people hate AI so much
Heyyyyy yallll
i dont hate it i hate the misuse of it
same reason people hated the internet in the 90s
shikano konokono koshitantan
A wild deer has appeared
Its a way to make what’s in your head a reality even if your crap at drawing
Yall both had same response lmao
Can he be banned?
Oh ur another 2200+ rated pro 😭
As long as you know how to use it
Yes
let us mod
Alright
You may
just learn bro 😭 🙏
Lmfaooo
you deer
yeah im dipping into the 1900s
im deerpilled like that
Deer god, not you
far for being pro bat oké
Nah ur not fr
Why'd you have that saved
How deer you
put down the bullet borther

Yoooo
no way
look at my username 😦
it's the first result that pops up when I typed Asgore
farm me to regain ur confidence
I've been goodddd, you?
give me an example to understand it alittle bit better
alr lets run bullet only i cant think in higher tc
but ai is based 😦
wait do i even gain rating
Niceeee, ive been good too
most productive chess.com conversation
Your the guy from fantastic beasts
SHOOT
Fax
how.
Lmao, ya ofc
Really?
do yall play chess games at work or just puzzles
lemme search
I play at 4am while questioning my life choices
Neither
I go to school
Unemployed
THE NETHER
keep grinding lil bro
I'm in school I'll get a job soon trust the grind can end
I sit here on discord at work
10 mins is included https://handbook.fide.com/chapter/B02RBRegulations2024
Lol, ur a discord mod ft
ggs
No im not 
Yuh uh!
Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.
No I’m not mod is any severs 
they connect till I lose elo
Would yall rather fight 100 chicken sized zombies, or 10 zombie sized chickens
Good boy...
10 zombie-sized chickens
😏
Are the zombie sized chickens super fast ?
10 definitely
Fair
they're still chickens so I'd have 0 chance of getting turned into a zombie
Yas
100 is too much work
Then 100
10 chickens-sized zombie
I’d run over them with my humvee
Good choice
Keep this chat about chess pls
True true
Thanks 🙂
I love kpop
no!
I wanna talk about not chess
mods, take them out back
Uh oh
How
@ancient grail the gif got deleted 
e4
rip
black going first interesting
Bye everyone 🙂
oh yeah, I got a Candidate Master
bye-bye
Bye bye, have a nice day
I have no idea.
not really actually
He will win bro CMs are washed ( don't change my mind)
Pawnos what
What are you doing knight f3 🤪
Frfr
Talk to real people in real life
I AM A ROOK
The ROOKKK
Okay, my head hurts
No
Xd
We aren't real 💔 
Its an i am a surgeon joke lol

I do
This guy said lol after my bishop blunder
Im very satisfied now
better than saying gg
I’m forced to 
jello
Crazy
Hello!!
I was crazyhouse once,
Oh. They locked me in a room
They locked me in a chessboard, a rubber chessboard, a rubber chess board with rubber chess pieces
Stop these chess joke at once, Nebu! Or I will do a Nebulizer to you
I became 700 elo no gratz for me?😇
How it feels after learning the Slav against d4 instead of playing kinds Indian
I remember people doing that in high school
Rubber bishops make great d1ld0s
Congrats!
I started getting into chess recently, and i want to learn more, what are some good book reccomendations to start with?
They promoted to three knights... And gave me a knightmare
Theres nothing you need to learn just calcuate
Nimzo better, but can't get it every game so
Nuh uhhh!!!
Brb gotaa drive
Isnt it weird how the queen used to move like a king
congrats
We were a GM all this time
but i think there are tactics beyond just the calculation and just playing
bro hung a bishop 🥶
And bishops used to be able to jump over pieces, but it could only move 2 sqaures in any direction
there is
Any book with a cover like this and a physical chessboard is great for opening prep
yeah like openings and stuff
ty a lot bro
Ngl i actually prefer this, bring the og chess rules back
People read chess books ?
no that's a scam
ok i hope i fue,ed ur bullet confidence @azure pivot
Yes
hmm i see, why is it a scam?
:3
Good games
Who tf reading chessbooks i have gothamchess and a dream

You can’t learn chess just by reading a book, you gotta have a board with you to play out games (unless you can do it in your head)
good games
thanks for not holding back this time
I have a good one called how to win at chess by a guy called levi rossman, its on a google drive if yall want
Don’t listen to them they have cooked attention spans
Anyone wanna playyy?
Just do what I did and play otb for 16 years
You’ll probably get somewhere
learn the fundamental things first
a general view of an opening is usually enough
😭
Puzzles are also super helpful for middle game tactics
You were highkey cooking just a lil slower you still woulda farmed like 70 points if that was rated
Me
What if you have social anxiety
well i know that much, kings pawn knight to protect they play knight to protect their pawn and i attack their knight with my bishop
Omg you people can’t do anything
Im 1200, do yall think i could reach 2000 in a year
Uhhhhh
Definitely
I just gotta believe!
you should
Believe
Some people here reach 2k in 8 months
Thats possible
Like wth
I mean i made it to 1200 in 6-7 monthsss
AWWWWWW YES!
I gained 500 elo in one month from 700-1200 before my break so sure
It’s not linear like that
Ok thats doable but ur only studying at that point
Tf did i do???
depends on your consistency
Ye ik
True
I willllll
Brilliant move by them fr
If ur ever in upstate NY come to my chess club ❤️
If you stop making chess jokes, your elo will improves very quickly
500 using stock fish...
I don't wanna be kramnik but like.. he's 500
Nah i have adhd, impossible
Blasphemy
did you analyze the game
Share the game
analyse the game
Jerkmate should be a new rule
Just did
What.
That explains so much
If yoir opponent becomes horny and orgazzmmmsss
Then you win by jerkmate
Xd
Okay, chill a bit before your name turns black
many people who have adhd play chess to get rid of it
Okiiii
Thankfully no blue name's online
.....
bro I can't believe the 500 actually cheated
I have so many questions
I’m a super autist will chess help with that 
Some games ill lock in and go completely silent
I wanna give him the benefit of the doubt so badly but it's obvious
Don't ask pls
Thats when id call it going away
What??? No way
report and move on
Lol i played bullet with a 2200 today otb and we got this accuracy (i lost xd)
You read that wrong
most games I have something in the backgroun and other times just focused
I think
helllooooo
lmao
im new here
Hiii!!!!!!
Hi
is anyone up for a rapid?
No, autist will help your chess
hey
Indeed
Practice and discipline will help your chess
that ain't the point, it's just hilarious seeing people cheating and thinking they are slick
done
Bruhh
I’m all about my discipline
Send username ill donate
I swear on my life I didn't cheat
I actually don't have a Robox account lol
gpt are you up for a rapid?
Oh. That's tragic
So how come you got 2 99% accurate games in a row before playing against me
You actually meant that?
sure
I’m down
How much 100 robux worth
username 😭 ?
I have 3k robux tf am i meant to do with it
they just get dopamine from that, human instinct bro
and no 500 knows what the ruy Lopez is especially the modern steinitz variation
ChatGPT-o3-mini
cool username?
That one I cheat not in yours
oThoron
who wants to play chess with me a 650
so you just admitted to cheating?
ok
What
Bro just admitted it
So you cheated in other game?
Bro exposed himself
I knew it
Folded under zero pressure lmao
Its actually Stockfish
took a screenshot btw so even if you delete it that won't change much
Bro I dont chest against you
Yeah but not in your game dummy
What you can even do
mods have logs
Yes you did, if you cheated in the other 2 games then you must've cheated on mine too because it was super suspicious
Let's say you don't, but were u cheating in your other games?
you just played damn near perfect ruy lopez
Are we playin
get you banned 💀
yea js a min im loosing already
Do it then
it's not my duty
<@&745328830649991179> this is the one
I don't care I don't cheat in your game I did in 2 others just want to finish it quicker I was going to temple
I can play, i am same rating as u
lets do it, my username is oThoron
you still cheated, and you cheated in my game stop denying it gng 💔🥀🥀
ok
what's his username
will get it closed later
NatikK2
ty
LMAO
peak
First time I get to use that
yw sir
i added u
rs
rare moments of rinqed in chat
This is the Chess.com profile of averagepol4. Take a look!
Name: ニキタ💓 (averagepol4)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1045 (peak)
Blitz: 572 (peak)
Bullet: 1080 (1129 peak)
the blitz rating compared to bullet and rapid is so reallll
lessgo?
I wonder what time mode i like
rip

no way 😭
no throwing away pieces to delay mate
I see how its a mate thats brutal
just slowly stripping away pieces
Such a beautiful game
lol fr 😭
Down for one game?
sure
This is why Bishops are better than horses😪
real
The multi purpose bishop
i was playing with a 1000 rated guy btw
he blundered his bishop straight 9 times
and i didnt take it 🗣️
Who is the better fool ahh guy
Check out this great move: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/7b8681cc-55a6-11f0-9493-59c71301000f?move=18&tab=review Indian tactics 😂
































































1. e4 e5 2. c4 Qh4 3. Qf3 g5 4. g3 Qh6 5. Nh3 g4 6. Nf4 gxf3 7. Bh3 Qd6 8. O-O Qd3 9. Nc3 b6 10. [Nxd3]

what should i do guys
Guys I'm already planning a rook sacrifice later in the game, do y'all think it'll work?
stay on that grind
Change your theme to dark mode
vibes based analysis
wow
wtf is that accuracy
damn
It's a daily game btw, so if my opponent figures it out, I might just have to trade queen and bishop etc to go to an endgame with piece advantage
in 1 month u should have improved no?
the eval at the end of the game tho 💀
you replied the wrong message
Yeah I improved a lot this is my second 2 brilliant game back to back days
Oh mb Im sorry
Elo doesn’t matter
why u making brilliants bro js checkmate
He doesn’t get it
@wild silo
Yea indeed, all depends on how you play. I started chess a week ago and I feel I've learned a lot
Boo
why react ur own message 100?
Yo
beginner level is the most fun you will ever have in online chess. enjoy it while it lasts
Hello ❤️
Ur obsessed w me lol
used to burst out laughing when a bishop sniped my rook from across the board, now I just sit and contemplate what I'm doing with my life
How much elo does beginner level span to?
les play 2000 rated player
Real, I remember when everyone my games used to play some black burne shilling, scholars mate, englund gambit, icbm and basically everything on YouTube
1199
Sorry I can’t I’m at work rn
2000
what a lie
Youtube gambit players when you play a6 instead of the line they studied 
weve never played
Anyone wanna play
on sum rs 💔
who has a better position here?
I have to be at work in 13 hours 
Oh I might soon cross it
Me
I’m not lying 😭
Ok
Yes
he gon take 5 minutes looking for a brilliant that doesnt exist
Just inv me
I ll challenge
Where is saltychipps
sac the exchange anyway trust
wana try,im confident i can beat u
rule 1 of chess: always sac the exchange
I've played more puzzles than I've played games LoL .
Not home rn
Maybe when I'm up material
lol
games can take an hour, puzzles can take seconds
Inv me again
Ok
or if youre down and it complicates the position
Its chill js teleport home rq then we can play
anyone else gets an opponent trying to flex with 69 queens just for them to stalemate?
Because it is probably the most satisfying thing ever no matter the skill level
Some of us have jobs 
unlike the people hating on ai
u dont have sense of humour?
No 
FGUZJZK
I also used the lessons feature to learn various openings and what works as the proper move in response to opponent's variations. I also learned other important lessons that I even took note of. Like for example I've attached one of those tips :
hmm sad childhood
Nah just an autist
dont autist get bullied?
Good. have you picked an opening?
bro focus on increasing your accuracy rather than finding brilliant moves else you would be stuck at 130
I couldn’t care less what other people think
Im baaaack
autistic doesnt mean you can't throw hands
lock in work lol
Welcome back
guess who won this match?
lmao nerd,jk bro have u watched new squid game season?
rip. I didn't know what to do with the extra pawn
It can make you very uncoordinated tho
I prefer the Italian while playing white and when opponent responds with e5 to my e4, and when I play black I prefer the sicillian if my opponent plays e4
You?
Thx
ik
yooo lmaooo
Push it back
I’m working see
nah i blundered my rook lol
Gay
i apologise sir
Skill issue
I love chess
image of an empty floor isnt proof blud 🤣
Are you white here LMAO
Yeahhhh
agree
I blundered 2 pawns and then got railed
Oof

I don't play sicilian myself but I would advise learning the dragon variation because it sidesteps a lot of the theory and sharp positions
how does one aquire such leve of skill?
Its the silliest defence
