💬〡chess-talk

[drifting rock]

Fr

Tanya from that hit isekai anime?

[kindred crypt]

No but ive watched that

[drifting rock]

Real hows your chess been chessing?

[kindred crypt]

Idk I pretty much only play once a week at my club

[drifting rock]

Lucky

No one plays chess around my area

[kindred crypt]

Well I started that club 10 years ago

[drifting rock]

🗿

[kindred crypt]

We get 20+ players a week

[drifting rock]

Whats your elo

[kindred crypt]

2100 on cc

[drifting rock]

Damn

I'm a measly 1100

[still spoke]

Real

[kindred crypt]

Hey we all gotta start somewhere

[still spoke]

Yes I love chests

[kindred crypt]

I’ve been playing for 16 yrs

[drifting rock]

I started 4 years ago lmfao

[still spoke]

😭😭 same

[drifting rock]

Pretend i didn't make that typo

Well i probably made it on purpose who knows

[still spoke]

💀💀 I started last year

[drifting rock]

Dbg wanna play?

[still spoke]

Works either way

[still spoke]

Yeah sure

My name is DBG232

[loud dome]

I got 3

[slim gulch]

awesome

[still spoke]

😂😂

[drifting rock]

Sent a challenge

[hard ibex]

there's a website for this?? I went looking through my best win to his best win to his best win

[loud dome]

https://sixdegreesofhikaru.com/

[hard ibex]

that's crazy

[quartz goblet]

Any mods I can speak to?

[drifting rock]

Yes

[quartz goblet]

Certain people shouldn't even be allowed in here. So...who should I contact?

[drifting rock]

Oh its a serious thing mb brother

Not a mod....yet

[quartz goblet]

Because some people or some ONE wants to belittle me for my progress and brag about their own

[loud dome]

<@&745328830649991179> Please DM this person

[quartz goblet]

Most people in here are friendly. I'd like to see some IM or GM kick the hell out of this guy on the board

[drifting rock]

Oooh I'd love to play them

[quartz goblet]

You are about the same rating as this person i speak of

[drifting rock]

Probably lower i haven't played for a hot minute

[quartz goblet]

Because i know I'll get humiliated if I play this person

[kindred crypt]

Then maybe don’t play them?

[drifting rock]

Who is this Voldemort anyway?

[quartz goblet]

Yeah i wont post it here. Can I dm you?

[drifting rock]

Ehh sure

[kindred crypt]

Add me to

[drifting rock]

Curious are we Tanya?

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/curiosity-intensifies-cat-gif-14372862

[drifting rock]

I now know "you know who"

[kindred crypt]

I want to knowwwww

https://tenor.com/view/jon-stewart-eat-eating-munch-munching-gif-17717032

[drifting rock]

Too bad

Just blundered my knight 🔥🔥

[fiery field]

Anyone want to 1v1 me in standard chess? (10 min)

[glass cedar]

a man without a nose

[kindred crypt]

Sure

[fiery field]

omg

[drifting rock]

You are so wise sage

[glass cedar]

ikr

[fiery field]

i am gonna get cooked again

[kindred crypt]

What your cc username?

[drifting rock]

Share more of your wisdom

[glass cedar]

i would have been a gm by now if i played chess instead of wasting my time doing algebra in school

[drifting rock]

Omg mathematics i love mathematics

[fiery field]

there

send the challenge

[kindred crypt]

Make it unrated

[sand fiber]

confession: ||when i was 10 i used a paper towl to grab my shit and usually eat them and rub them on my face|| i dont know how i didnt die of bacteria

[fiery field]

i think it is already unrated cause last time i lost 0 elo

[drifting rock]

Wtf

[sand fiber]

😭

[drifting rock]

Apollo why

[kindred crypt]

You have to select unrated

[fiery field]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-898242961730413211

ewwwwww

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wow-wow-cat-wtf-gif-5476938445388239734

[drifting rock]

What did we do to deserve this wisdom

[fiery field]

yeah it is already i think

[kindred crypt]

Just tell me you username I’ll send it

[sand fiber]

once when i was in4 th grade i told it to my friend and he told the teacher i did that.. 💀 🙏

[fiery field]

send it

[drifting rock]

Just stop cooking

[sand fiber]

ok

[drifting rock]

I miss my chess teacher

[sand fiber]

aw

[drifting rock]

Real

[sand fiber]

Did you know this line lines thru EVERY country in south america? like, subscribe, follow, repost, share, kiss my uncle, and pull 16 allnighters for a free cookie!

[fiery field]

fr

[drifting rock]

Apollo

[sand fiber]

scholars mate

[drifting rock]

Wrong channel

[sand fiber]

ik

[quasi nova]

I will not be kissing your uncle nor doing 16 all nighters bro nice try

[sand fiber]

thanks for agreeing to liking, subsrbing, following, reposting, an dsharing ❤️

[coarse marlin]

im the best beginner player in the world

[sand fiber]

h

[sand fiber]

im the worst beginner player in the world ||laugh track||

[plucky crystal]

https://link.chess.com/play/cEzHSY

bullet come and play

[sand fiber]

maam im under 18

[kindred crypt]

you wouldnt give your cat a kiss?

[plucky crystal]

https://link.chess.com/play/cEzHSY anyone please come

[kindred crypt]

rude

[sand fiber]

thought that was u brotha

everyone has a inner cat

[plucky crystal]

https://link.chess.com/play/cEzHSY

please anyone

[drifting rock]

Cats

Are just okay

[light nimbus]

[plucky crystal]

abe saloh

[sand fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-606-gif-6846186579417531227

my latest gif with a cat in it ^^

[kindred crypt]

morning pets today

[light nimbus]

[drifting rock]

English please

[scarlet adder]

its a abuse

[plucky crystal]

are ok sorry

[sand fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[kindred crypt]

@fiery field did you dissconnect?

[light nimbus]

[sand fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/gangle-heisenberg-walter-white-breaking-bad-digital-circus-gif-4801902745941702345

[scarlet adder]

https://tenor.com/view/optimus-prime-griddy-fortnite-dance-gif-8217985999082140388

[sand fiber]

i should stop

[drifting rock]

Tanya wanna play? I bet I'll cook you

[plucky crystal]

https://link.chess.com/play/cEzHSY

[kindred crypt]

sure!

[plucky crystal]

anyone please come

[kindred crypt]

whats your cc username?

[drifting rock]

MistyisMe

[still spoke]

GG

[drifting rock]

Gg

[sand fiber]

choose a place to survive, theres 8 nukes

[drifting rock]

You were way better than I

[light nimbus]

[still spoke]

😅 rlly? Cos I was damn near sweating

[azure pivot]

Australia

[atomic perch]

antarctic

[light nimbus]

North pole

[still spoke]

Wait is your pfp from a couple of cuckoo's??

[quasi nova]

Tasmania, ain't no one nuking us here

[atomic perch]

with beautiful auroras

[drifting rock]

Don't know

Probably some anime

[still spoke]

the artstyle is very similar to it ( don't read it)

[sand fiber]

almost done

[quasi nova]

Sure you'll probably survive the nukes but what next, your now a block of ice lmao

[atomic perch]

never gonna give you up

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> off topic

[sand fiber]

oop

can i atleast post the finish map

[kindred crypt]

is it chess related?

[atomic perch]

never gonna klet you down

[light nimbus]

Well there would be unlimited stock of ice so ima bring some cream with me there and eat ice cream

[light nimbus]

Never gonna let you down

[light nimbus]

Bruh it was my turn

[atomic perch]

he needs some milk

[light nimbus]

Aight i gtg

[light nimbus]

Wtf

[atomic perch]

never gonna turn around

[atomic perch]

ice cream needs milk

[light nimbus]

You bring that

[atomic perch]

you want my milk?

[light nimbus]

No the dairy milk

[sand fiber]

Sry mods this is my final post offtopic i jsut want them to know

[radiant swan]

levy

[light nimbus]

Nakamura

[radiant swan]

tf is this

[sand fiber]

were you in uhh websim

wait no

[atomic perch]

does it say middle east safe 💀

[radiant swan]

aint no way it says middle east safe fr

[drifting rock]

Huhhh math server mutual

[sand fiber]

@quasi nova

[radiant swan]

mathematics server member run

[drifting rock]

Omg i am an avid enjoyer of meth

[quasi nova]

Yo

[sand fiber]

the map

[radiant swan]

wht map even is tht

[quasi nova]

Hmm, I'd win

[radiant swan]

go back to grow a garden lil bro

[quasi nova]

I'm going back to bed now "gang", gotta be up at 5am ts pmo

[sand fiber]

you won

[quasi nova]

I'll take a $300 Macca's gift card

[ancient grail]

Lmao

seems like people from all ratings do blunder their queens

[thorny mist]

Hi chat

[ancient grail]

Heya

[quasi nova]

Nah man, you take his queen, he gets an open line against your king trust

[thorny mist]

I just subscribed to Chess.com premium but how do I get the role in the server?

[plucky crystal]

-100 elo today

[slim gulch]

wanna play ub

[kindred crypt]

u have it

[thorny mist]

Oh now I got it

[kindred crypt]

What do you guys think?

HAII FURRY

[quasi nova]

I'm Tryna sleep man I got a big tournament tomorrow

[thorny mist]

I checked a minute ago I didn't have it lol

[kindred crypt]

bullshit

[slim gulch]

Get off ur phone then

[radiant swan]

wtf higher rated than CountingBrilliants

[quasi nova]

No this is all lies and deceit

[plucky kelp]

the queen wasn't even being threatened tho😭
was white scared of Bb7? if so then Qg3 is a much better move😭

[radiant swan]

imma get 2050 rapid then bye gng

[river plume]

anyone know any websites simillar to chess reps?

am too broke 🥀

[quasi nova]

I'm trying bro people keep pinging me and I check the notification in case it's family and I don't like leaving people hanging so I reply

[slim gulch]

heyy my fellow furry :3

[kindred crypt]

@quasi nova

[slim gulch]

did you check my ping in the puzzles channel yesterday

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/ascend-gif-24374683

[quasi nova]

I'm taking the insulation in your walls lil bro

[plucky kelp]

Hello Invis :3

[kindred crypt]

im in ur walls rn

[quasi nova]

Yeah you got 27 congrats : )

[slim gulch]

what are your favourite games on Roblox?

[quasi nova]

Well I'm in yours let me sleep bro

[slim gulch]

I'm taking recommendations btw

[kindred crypt]

ofc ur in ur walls

[quasi nova]

If anyone else pings me they will lose 1 whole elo

[slim gulch]

ping!

[kindred crypt]

@quasi nova

[quasi nova]

2 elo for me

[thorny mist]

Are my accuracies good or bad? I'm 800 in bullet and 1k in blitz

[slim gulch]

you should play rapid

[thorny mist]

1k in rapid too :/

[plucky kelp]

One game I absolutely love is Block Tales
I am also addicted to games like Forsaken and One More Night. (there are also others I like to play aswell but these 3 are the main thing I play on roblox)

[slim gulch]

oh cool ima check those out

[plucky kelp]

Block Tales is a RPG with a mixture of Paper mario and Earthbound
Forsaken is like DBD... I don't know how to describe it any other way
One More Night is a FNAF-Roguelike

[fluid ridge]

so chess.com is just giving brilliants out now?😂

[slim gulch]

it's a marketing ploy @wooden sphinx

[ancient grail]

Bruh since when did you become my nemesis

[zealous marsh]

Reason no. 3104927 why idc abt brilliants anymore

[fluid ridge]

ye but at 2200 this is normally book move

quite literally theory😂

[zealous marsh]

Chess.com when it comes to being consistently inconsistent:

[fluid ridge]

lol😂

[plucky kelp]

I could review my last 10 chess.com games and there's a very high chanche there's gonna be some random brilliant

[fluid ridge]

it was rapid too

[fluid ridge]

do you have premium?

[buoyant token]

Just hit 2000 blitz, I’m so relieved. Yesss:D Took me 4 years and oh so many games

[plucky kelp]

no

im just saying hypothetically

[fluid ridge]

nice man, 2k is huge!

[fluid ridge]

lol

[buoyant token]

Time to focus on my rapid again :L

[buoyant token]

Would you like an unrated blitz or two?

[vernal totem]

Hello guys

[fluid ridge]

I don’t like playing unconnected accounts tbh

unless I know them fr

damnnn

[buoyant token]

Oh. Fair enough. May I ask why?

[fluid ridge]

you been in here since 2021?

[fluid ridge]

lot of cheaters😂

[buoyant token]

Yes, joined the dc when I started playing

[fluid ridge]

nice

same

[buoyant token]

Yeay, makes sense. Welp. I can tell you I’m not a cheater lul. Also, unrated🤷‍♂️ Don’t wanna tilt sub 2k already

[timber badge]

hi

[fluid ridge]

lol, you should play counting, i’m just tryna talk rn

he’s stronger too

[buoyant token]

I don’t believe you started playing chess in 2023 if you’re 2200+ lol

[timber badge]

im just trying to talk too

[fluid ridge]

started playing december 2022

[azure pivot]

100 blitz elo in one sesh😤

[zealous marsh]

Guess the eval

[fluid ridge]

so basically 2023

[timber badge]

ill prolly play after midnight 😔

[buoyant token]

What elo were you when you started?

[azure pivot]

-4

[fluid ridge]

237

[fluid ridge]

-18

[zealous marsh]

Close enough.

[buoyant token]

Cause nobody goes from ~500 to 2200 in a couple years, as far as I know

[zealous marsh]

It's like -3.4

[buoyant token]

Could be wrong tho

[azure pivot]

Rxh2 no calculation

[zealous marsh]

Hi I started chess in 2022

[buoyant token]

Hi

[zealous marsh]

FALSE 🤣

[fluid ridge]

happens a lot tbh, I got to 2k in a little under 2 years, a lot of the people in 2200+ did it in under 2 or even under 1, I know a guy who did it in 6 months

[timber badge]

who tf did it in 6 months

[azure pivot]

Always a guy😭

[buoyant token]

6 months I cannot believe from scratch:p

[fluid ridge]

Max, and some other guy

[timber badge]

you cant be real

[azure pivot]

Who the hell is max😭🙏

[fluid ridge]

lol, they may have just been gifted

[buoyant token]

Kids are gnarly good these days

[fluid ridge]

did he leave? lemme check

[timber badge]

i mean i would believe it if they were an 8yo

0-2200+ in 6 months is insane

[dapper gust]

Hi guys

[fluid ridge]

ye he did leave, idk why

[buoyant token]

Yeah, I mean, Faustino exists. And lot of extremely good 8-9 yos. So it is possible

[dapper gust]

Chess is my favourite game ever!

[timber badge]

should be obvious

[fluid ridge]

he’s like 18

[fluid ridge]

lol😂

[zealous marsh]

Yeah you get the point...

[buoyant token]

18 peak gaming age

[dapper gust]

I'm 1224 elo at rapid don't bully me 🥹

[fluid ridge]

some other guy said he did it in 6 months in 2200+, don’t remember who

[buoyant token]

Damn, second from the bottom born 2015 lmfao

[timber badge]

i mean

[fluid ridge]

GET OUT

[timber badge]

i dont think its possible tbh

[zealous marsh]

Youngest ever IM btw

[timber badge]

would require insane hardwork

[buoyant token]

Unreal

[open badge]

Algum brasileiro aqui?

[zealous marsh]

Roman Shogdzhiev

[dapper gust]

Man why you mean I'm so bad at chess

[fluid ridge]

I think it’s possible, just difficult, I haven’t put in much work over my 2.5-3 years of playing yet am 2200-2300

[buoyant token]

Remember the name

[timber badge]

and passion more importantly

[fluid ridge]

coach me

[fluid ridge]

ye, and maybe also some $😂

[buoyant token]

What’s ur rapid?

[timber badge]

oh yeah ofc-

[dapper gust]

He's 2200

[fluid ridge]

2227 rn, was 2292 before tho

[buoyant token]

Hot

[fluid ridge]

lmao

[buoyant token]

You play otb?

[dapper gust]

Nice...

[fluid ridge]

yeah but i’m underrated

[dapper gust]

Yall really good i think I'm the loser here

[fluid ridge]

I play uscf

[timber badge]

imagine being 1200+ bro

[fluid ridge]

we all were at your elo before

[timber badge]

you are double my elo

[buoyant token]

What’s ur fide? Or uscf

[timber badge]

give me tips 😔

[dapper gust]

First play chess

[fluid ridge]

1690😂, +700 elo in 5 tournaments tho, I played like 3 tournaments when I was 800 online and it tanked my elo so i’ve been working it up

uscf

[dapper gust]

Second Play a game

[dapper gust]

Third win

[timber badge]

how to win

[dapper gust]

Just win

[timber badge]

.

[buoyant token]

Damn, wouldn’t wanna face you then. You should be a favorite against 2000s otb

[fluid ridge]

wayward queen attack

[ancient grail]

Guys, how hard is it to win your first game in a swiss tournament as an unrated player?

[timber badge]

not hard for you

[dapper gust]

Pretty horrible ng

[fluid ridge]

lol, i’ve played one 2100 otb and we drew, I was winning but sold, I still need some experience otb

[dapper gust]

*ngl

[fluid ridge]

with kings gambit too😂

[ancient grail]

2000 chess.com gets matched with 2000 FIDE and the 2000 cc will get clapped

[dapper gust]

Give me winning tips

[buoyant token]

That’s promising

[fluid ridge]

i’m 2200/2300 cc tho

[tribal pagoda]

Can you play with I

[timber badge]

doms how old are ya

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-sigma-male-sigma-boy-sigma-sigma-gif-13683695963603441006

[dapper gust]

I never cheated on chess once

[fluid ridge]

kings gambit

[buoyant token]

Only played one tourney otb. Got 1880 first fide rating

[kindred crypt]

[buoyant token]

First of june

[fluid ridge]

nice, that’s pretty high for 2000 cc

[tribal pagoda]

cheat with ed 😭

[azure pivot]

1700 fide

[fluid ridge]

lol, you’re 1700?

[azure pivot]

Nah I reckon 2.2k cc is 1700

[buoyant token]

Not sure how accurate it is. Might be slightly overrated, but I don’t think so. Based on only a 5 game sample size. 4 wins, one draw vs ~1650 avg fide

[dapper gust]

I'm 1224

[fluid ridge]

nah, most people I know are 1800-1900

[azure pivot]

Damn

[timber badge]

haii

[azure pivot]

I’m 1599 fide

[fluid ridge]

I know a 1700 cc who is 1900 fide

[tribal pagoda]

so yes or no

[fluid ridge]

you may just be bad otb😂

[buoyant token]

Absolutely not

[kindred crypt]

im way better otb than onlie

[azure pivot]

Yeah I don’t see shit

[fluid ridge]

not rn, boutta go play volleyball

[kindred crypt]

i play terrible online xD

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b6_otp

This is the Chess.com profile of b6_otp. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2225 (2227 peak)
Blitz: 2153 (2161 peak)
Bullet: 2301 (2310 peak)

[fluid ridge]

lol😂 should go to a club

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> D0m3 (d0m3rss)

This is the Chess.com profile of d0m3rss. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: D0m3 (d0m3rss)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2227 (2279 peak)
Blitz: 2208 (peak)
Bullet: 2228 (2252 peak)

[azure pivot]

Acf rating I’m good tho just fide I stink

[tribal pagoda]

good luck grind volleyball elo

[timber badge]

whats ur acf

[fluid ridge]

I needa get to my real
peaks since albert was broken before

[azure pivot]

1983

[timber badge]

oh u are good

[fluid ridge]

thx lol

[zealous marsh]

💀

[timber badge]

you played the zonals?

[azure pivot]

Yeah it’s solid

Nah i might play next year tho to get cm

[timber badge]

go and play zonals bro and yoink those titles

[fluid ridge]

it’s all based off play style tbh

[azure pivot]

Fr they are so free here😭🙏

[timber badge]

Australia is just free title farm

[fluid ridge]

acf is which system?

[azure pivot]

Aussie

[fluid ridge]

ah

[azure pivot]

But zonals is hard to get into

[fluid ridge]

i’ve played a few aussie titled players and they’re usually not too strong

[timber badge]

the entry fee is high no

[azure pivot]

It’s capped at 100 people and u need 1900 fide to be guaranteed entry

Which I am not close to

[fluid ridge]

bro in my random ass state maryland the first player at highschool states was 2700 online😂

[fluid ridge]

lmao

[zealous marsh]

Is it more of a time control issue or what

[fluid ridge]

yeah

[buoyant token]

Was it gothamchess

[zealous marsh]

Huh... Dude must hate bullet then

[fluid ridge]

nah lol, my indian 2100 uscf friend

[dapper gust]

I'm dead

[azure pivot]

Which is bs because that fide restriction only applies to Australian players, kiwis and countries from surrounding islands don’t need a fide requirement

[fluid ridge]

what did the bird do?

[timber badge]

buddy

[dapper gust]

Uh?

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwi-gif-6178236974744511420

[timber badge]

your titles are faker than serbian tournaments

[azure pivot]

The country ffs💀

[zealous marsh]

(To be fair Australia is like the only Oceania country with a sizable population)

[timber badge]

💀 why cry about rating reqs

[dapper gust]

Accurately relatable

[fluid ridge]

ah

[timber badge]

we dont even get zonals here 😭

[azure pivot]

It’s easier to get a title but the comp isn’t a free farm 1900 fide is still kinda hard to get for me

[fluid ridge]

you’re in india right?

[azure pivot]

I needa play in tournys first

[buoyant token]

Bye fellow chessers

[zealous marsh]

The last zonals of my region happened around mid March iirc...

It was held in Mongolia, out of all places. 💀

[timber badge]

yes

[azure pivot]

Your country has over a billion people💀

[dapper gust]

Guys can i get a chess tag in my name?

[fluid ridge]

cya

[fluid ridge]

isn’t india free?

[zealous marsh]

Like dude how will I even get to Mongolia

[exotic talon]

Hello

[timber badge]

and the worst tournament organisation

[dapper gust]

Hi

[timber badge]

[azure pivot]

Just move to Australia bro

[dapper gust]

But there are Spiders

[timber badge]

I would if not everything in australia was trying to kill me

[fluid ridge]

or new Zealand lol

[timber badge]

LEGIT EVERYTHING IN AUSTRALIA IS TRYING TO KILL YOU

[dapper gust]

Sheepland?

[exotic talon]

Chat I finally crossed 1000 elo

[azure pivot]

It’s like a second India at this point💀💀

[timber badge]

spiders, kangaroos

[dapper gust]

What's your elo?

[exotic talon]

1030

[timber badge]

💀 and ur accent is so harshh ughhh

[zealous marsh]

Australia is an arachnophobic's worst nightmare

[dapper gust]

Wow Your the lowest so far

[azure pivot]

I accept that but it’s not worse then india

[dapper gust]

I'm going bye

[exotic talon]

Wdym?

[timber badge]

the only thing worse than ur accent is irish accent buddy 😭

[zealous marsh]

India is distinct but not as dense or harsh like Australia tbh

[zealous marsh]

Welsh, Glasgowian (Scottish in general) and Scouse:

[azure pivot]

Irish accents are amazing

Could listen to them talk all day fr

[light nimbus]

I thought this was a chess talk channel

[timber badge]

bro i was listening to these aussie cricket players' interviews after the match 😭

[zealous marsh]

Never has been one.

[timber badge]

whats that

[zealous marsh]

All you get is 2000+ dudes yapping about everything but chess

[timber badge]

you realise the reality of life

[light nimbus]

Well i did find that icl

[timber badge]

after a certain point

chess is not worth giving your life to oml

[zealous marsh]

Yeah it doesn't even matter like deadass

[dapper gust]

guys I'm from earth

[timber badge]

hey im from Exo-B112458

nice to meet you

[loud dome]

No way, me too

[empty iron]

guess the eval :

[timber badge]

those random numbers must be a planet name tbh 😭

[dapper gust]

Guys I'm from a country that is named

[empty iron]

what

[sturdy badge]

vai ek help

[light nimbus]

I think we gotta name his country

[timber badge]

wot

[zealous marsh]

By some miracle this position is probably +3

[azure pivot]

0

[sturdy badge]

help me get better

[timber badge]

you're better than me

[zealous marsh]

And me

[sturdy badge]

😭

[timber badge]

I SHOULD LOWK START COACHING

[sturdy badge]

YES

[timber badge]

20 usd/hr ong

[zealous marsh]

I'm better off being an English tutor, screw chess.

[dapper gust]

Then leave

[timber badge]

bro english tutor is worse than a chess tutor

[sturdy badge]

thnx, ill go to gotham

[timber badge]

like theres only one thing u need to follow in english "if it sounds good it is correct"

[timber badge]

gl

[zealous marsh]

Not when you're from a country with only medium-poor English proficiency

[timber badge]

yo what

where u from

[sturdy badge]

fact

[zealous marsh]

Vietnam doesn't have that many English speakers you know

[timber badge]

ooo

[exotic talon]

This chat is for chess talk right? Or am I in the wrong place?

[cerulean solstice]

How can I get better at openings

[timber badge]

what is chess bro

[zealous marsh]

You're in the right place... Just not for chess.

[loud dome]

Literially sounds good but it is literally incorrect

[timber badge]

why is everyone talking about chess

[timber badge]

can/could ahhh shit

[empty iron]

new map just dropped

[azure pivot]

All the bad countries😭

[cerulean solstice]

You deleted india and america from the map

[azure pivot]

Japans chill tho

[cerulean solstice]

Usa and india

[timber badge]

hey FBI that was a typo by me.

[zealous marsh]

Omg why is Puerto Rico there, I'm tryna figure out what this is based on the metrics 😭

[azure pivot]

More importantly they shrunk Australia

[main lynx]

idc how composed u are when that clock hits 10 seconds in rapid you will hang ur queen like me and my opponent here

[zealous marsh]

Why is Singapore HUGE

[vernal perch]

WAYWARD IS THE WORST OPENING PROVE ME WRONG

[timber badge]

someone ping cbbc

wheres cbbc

[cerulean solstice]

So according to your what is the best opening

[empty iron]

||It's based on the number of times √rump tweets about certain countries||

[timber badge]

none

[vernal perch]

vienna

[cerulean solstice]

That's what I am saying

[zealous marsh]

I've been playing bullet long enough to say yes 10% of the time and no to 90%

[cerulean solstice]

Counting blunder

[zealous marsh]

💀

[timber badge]

There is only one truth in chess that is the Reti😔

[azure pivot]

B6

[timber badge]

oh how could i forget that

[azure pivot]

Thank you

[main lynx]

tunnel visioning is more common in rapid than in bullet so yeh

[timber badge]

mb gang

[azure pivot]

Reti for white then b6 for black

[timber badge]

do you go for b6 bb7 h5 shi

if you do i like you

[azure pivot]

I’m even worse

I go for b6 e6 bb7 a5

[timber badge]

dont tell me hippo

[somber lark]

Nf3 b6 e4 🥶

[timber badge]

go for h5 h4

its funnier and more useful than a5

[azure pivot]

W although I just play b3 off rip to let my opponent know I don’t play games

[main lynx]

gives opp opportunity to take rook with a simple puzzle tactic

[azure pivot]

Gained 100 blitz elo off b3 b6 shenanigans today😭

[hallow trail]

??

[azure pivot]

Yeah

[timber badge]

theres also 1...e6 g5 sigma stuff

and u play chess

[somber lark]

I haven't seen those openings in a while

[hallow trail]

sometimes i feel like 2k is better than 1800

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[limpid viper]

nah fr?

[timber badge]

lets be real both are bad

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-pharrel-williams-it-might-seem-crazy-what-i'm-about-to-say-gif-17432669619268227137

[timber badge]

both dont know how to touch grass like me 🔥

[azure pivot]

Especially people that are 2k rapid 1600 blitz and bullet that think they are 2k

[zealous marsh]

It might seem crazy what I'm boutta say

[timber badge]

dont say it

[zealous marsh]

I won't because we all know the answer

[timber badge]

🔥

i lowk need to start coaching again ugh

[thorny mist]

I truly learned something today with this tip

[limpid viper]

what if someone was 2k blitz and bullet but 1600 rapid

[azure pivot]

Impossible if they played rapid is ridiculously inflated

[limpid viper]

true

bullet rating i don't think matters though

[azure pivot]

Yeah bullets pretty meaningless

Probrably better then rapid idc

[empty iron]

oops

Wrong server

[dapper gust]

Are y'all over 2000 elo?

[tacit wren]

nah

[supple plover]

hello

[midnight moth]

yea 2000-1800 = 200

[dark sundial]

Hii

[midnight moth]

is any1 up for a rapid?

[clear plinth]

me

[midnight moth]

whats is your username?

[clear plinth]

bighawk248

[midnight moth]

accept

[clear plinth]

i did

[midnight moth]

do now

[astral sentinel]

yo.

[ancient grail]

What do you think is White's winning plans here?

I won the game anyways, but I was just curious about how you guys would approach it

[astral sentinel]

am i crazy for starting every match with nimzo-larsen opening

[ancient grail]

oh, wait

there are 7 pieces

I can use the tablebase

[storm moth]

man i hate chess

my elo went from 460 to 420

[astral sentinel]

.

dw dude

i went from 1700-2000 to 500

[mint adder]

nya

[astral sentinel]

gm..

[storm moth]

wha

[astral sentinel]

yep.

[storm moth]

how is that even possible

[astral sentinel]

quit for 2 years

[storm moth]

how are u loosing to 600s as an almost 2k player

oh

[astral sentinel]

forgot everything

[storm moth]

whats ur elo now?

[astral sentinel]

515

[storm moth]

oh u just came back?

[astral sentinel]

525*

yea

[storm moth]

oh

[ancient grail]

hi Flan

[astral sentinel]

yesterday i asked some dude to test me he was 1800

i nearly won

[mint adder]

sup kana

[astral sentinel]

he said i'm atleast 1200-1300

[mint adder]

nvm that;s ot kana

[storm moth]

chess.com players are underrated most of the time

cuz of cheaters

[astral sentinel]

lol

[storm moth]

they get banned and always make new accounts

[astral sentinel]

u down for a quick game

i'm garbage but i want to see if ur good or actually 400 so i stand a chance

[main lynx]

i used all my brains capability for this mf stockfish to tell me i missed something when i played a great move😭

[kindred crypt]

Hmm

[astral sentinel]

i had 8 great moves my last match

and i still lost

💀

well i'm suprised i lasted

he played top engine moves

at 576 elo...

[kindred crypt]

People cheat on chess..

[main lynx]

whats ur username?

[kindred crypt]

I got some elo back cause fairplay system

[astral sentinel]

.

[limpid viper]

changing their theme

[main lynx]

is this classical chess bro?

[astral sentinel]

i get it your awesome chill out i'm a beginner

not really since i was 2000 before but

i forgot everything

[ancient grail]

no, I'm just saying that farming great moves is easy

if you play a king + pawn vs king endgame perfectly, you're guarranted at least 8 great moves

[azure pivot]

Missed a free knight 🥶

[astral sentinel]

tbh i mean playing good against a top engine cheater is definetly sure to give you great moves lol

[ancient grail]

just rapid

[main lynx]

a rook is better than a horse horse bro lmao

[astral sentinel]

might we have a match?

[ancient grail]

I'm a rapid main

[ancient grail]

sure

[astral sentinel]

oh ur only rapid

[azure pivot]

He doesn’t have to take your horse in the position💀 even if he did it would be a winning exchange, whereas the knight is literally a free piece

[midnight moth]

gg that knight was so well placed

[clear plinth]

@midnight moth solid opening.

[limpid viper]

allat when there's a free knight

[astral sentinel]

i'll send link

[ancient grail]

k

[clear plinth]

thx

[sonic holly]

I LOVE CHESS

[midnight moth]

your knight ruined my whole game 😭

[main lynx]

true damn

[astral sentinel]

i js need u to tell me how bad i play and what you'd say my elo is

i promise i'm no troll

[main lynx]

now that i think of it js complicated a free take

[clear plinth]

except that bishop blunder ur allg i think

[main lynx]

damn js rapid stuff

[azure pivot]

[main lynx]

still taking that rook thou

[sonic holly]

then stop blundering

[clear plinth]

worth game review

[frosty peak]

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[main lynx]

@ancient grail heres ur twin😭

[clear plinth]

ive never played a player who use grandmaster like opening against me

[astral sentinel]

https://link.chess.com/play/TGpLiE

[gritty aspen]

so low

[ancient grail]

who?

[sonic holly]

we can 1vv1

[midnight moth]

yeah that one too 😭 i suck at chess

[tribal pagoda]

fools I have 14

[sonic holly]

-14

[clear plinth]

tf i blundered twice too lol

[main lynx]

@gritty aspen slightly worse at bullet but good at other tc😭

[main lynx]

u sure?

[sonic holly]

Stop blundering and just sac

[sonic holly]

yes invite me

[main lynx]

aight wait

[gritty aspen]

i can't think so fast

[sonic holly]

are you 20 elo

[ancient grail]

oh

I don't play Bullet anyways

[astral sentinel]

i never play bullet

but how'd i do

i didn't notice i set it at bullet

it was supposed to be 10 mins

[sonic holly]

[ancient grail]

pretty bad if I'm being honest

[sonic holly]

Want to become better then the 1st chess player

[astral sentinel]

yea thought so

[sonic holly]

First sac you're queen everymatch

[astral sentinel]

no

[tribal pagoda]

look at my profile

[frosty peak]

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[round forge]

Hi

I'm new

[sonic holly]

I have unlimited win's

[clear plinth]

the reason why im not even CM is because this... didnt consider opponent moves.

[round forge]

I'm around 1300 rating

[astral sentinel]

i don't aim to be the best i aim to be good enough that i have genuine hardship but fun and i'm able to retaliate against gm's

[tribal pagoda]

bruh nice try

[loud dome]

Welcome!

[astral sentinel]

so you could say smth like levy

[round forge]

I want to get to like 2000

Does anyone have tips on how to improve

[sonic holly]

When will they add chess on the ps5

[loud dome]

Check out the pinned post in #1039982616159465595

[midnight moth]

lool if u blundered twice than i purely suck at chess i should quit atp

[sonic holly]

no one say's lool they say lol

[clear plinth]

I DIDNT EVEN USE MY QUEEN TO TAKE YOUR ROOK I SUCK AT CHESS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[main lynx]

made me wait for nothing nice trick

[sonic holly]

it isnt i its I

[sonic holly]

wdum

[astral sentinel]

U DIDN'T SEE THE ROOK?

[short summit]

Mafia defense 🥀

[main lynx]

bro has short term memory maybe hmm

[clear plinth]

watching chess vibes vs rosen and think im good but still blunder like 600s i should quit chess guys

[sonic holly]

1v1

[astral sentinel]

don't quit

[sonic holly]

Ill invite you

[midnight moth]

lool

[clear plinth]

😭

[main lynx]

do u remember your name?

[frosty peak]

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[brazen galleon]

Typical 400 elo chat

[sonic holly]

stockfish-unlimited-wins
that's my username

[gritty aspen]

Why can Blitz mode have a higher rating gain than Rapid? When I play Rapid, I only get +7 for a win, but in Blitz I can get up to +40

[main lynx]

@sonic holly do u remember what u ate in the morning today?

[short summit]

This name is diabolical

[atomic lintel]

i suck more

[sonic holly]

no since I haven't ate.

[limpid viper]

tf you mean not even

[astral sentinel]

fun fact i'm a disgrace my father used to be 2300 elo like 7 years ago 😭

and i still suck

[main lynx]

blud forgot to eat😭

[loud dome]

Because you still have a provisional rating in blitz (new to blitz or inactive in blitz)

[astral sentinel]

( he sucks works since he has weak memory now so he plays meh level)

[sonic holly]

Are you scared you might lose

[short summit]

Chat who won BCC?

[limpid viper]

2300 elo on what

[gritty aspen]

ouh i seee, thanks

[main lynx]

@sonic holly if i play u u will forget ur kings safety bro ill show mercy to ur disadvantage

[brazen galleon]

on his mother

[loud dome]

The final is today

[short summit]

Bruh

[sonic holly]

@main lynx 1v1 I just gave you my user

[short summit]

Alireza wins fs

[astral sentinel]

un official

[limpid viper]

un official???

[astral sentinel]

he was at that level persay

[limpid viper]

so he was never 2300

[sonic holly]

2500 elo

[astral sentinel]

i'm saying an estimate

[thorny mist]

400 puzzle rating increase in less than a day lol

[white hound]

I need to play with someone

[brazen galleon]

lmao

[limpid viper]

estimate based on what

[main lynx]

so what did u brain think here when u said this,did u think u ud js play me magically without opening app and remembering u requested we 1 v1?💀

[brazen galleon]

Skill issue

[limpid viper]

you were there 7 years ago estimating his elo?

[astral sentinel]

based on what i've heard against thoose who he played

[ancient grail]

ahem

[gritty aspen]

can i get rating if i win

[thorny mist]

How is increasing 400 elo a skill issue

[white hound]

sure

[brazen galleon]

How is "flexing" with a puzzle rating (of 1200) not a skill issue?

[white hound]

but you won't win

[sonic holly]

I'am on pc.

[thorny mist]

I'm new to chess.

[ancient grail]

he might pull a Hans Niemann, you never know

[gritty aspen]

i can beat you with just 31 moves

[brazen galleon]

Obviously

[main lynx]

damn nah talking with u is tiring u had ur chance bro i dont care what u do now

[thorny mist]

It would be nice of you to have a look at when I joined chess.com

[sonic holly]

scary

[white hound]

Let's see that Pawny

[main lynx]

i fear u

[brazen galleon]

Why would I care?

[gritty aspen]

[main lynx]

im scared

[thorny mist]

Oh you actually cared . You cared about my existence when you considered to say "skill issue" to me.

[white hound]

How to send a game request

[sonic holly]

Who want's to 1v1

[main lynx]

add goat to ur name

[brazen galleon]

Yeah I cared about your existance. But I dont care about your account creation date lol. Skill issue

[timber badge]

Typical 400 Elo Chat

[thorny mist]

Now I see Skill Issue in English

[plain sapphire]

TypicL 400 elo cat

[timber badge]

laser

[sonic holly]

200 elo bequiet

[timber badge]

lemme farm u

[brazen galleon]

1000 Blitz elo.

[crude crane]

1V1?

[white hound]

Oke send ma game req Im Son_Of_Petrosian

[thorny mist]

Even after editing the text, bro got skill issue in spelling existence.

[gritty aspen]

i can't play for now

[brazen galleon]

Lol imagine arguing with 1k rating. Crazy

[gritty aspen]

i have send friend request

[crude crane]

i send you one

[plain sapphire]

nah im sitting

[sonic holly]

I'am going to eat food.

[main lynx]

he remembered😱

[brazen galleon]

@thorny mist Go back to indian kindergarden

[sonic holly]

ragebait

[white hound]

but you attacked man ego, now I demands satisfaction.

[main lynx]

im ur biggest fan bro😭

[gritty aspen]

lmao i have thing to do

[brazen galleon]

Lets send him to gulag

[white hound]

aha nvm, and have a good day

[sonic holly]

what is my spotify

[somber cipher]

why does magnus walk like a toddler

[thorny mist]

To go 'back' there I should've been there first.

[astral sentinel]

anyone here mind teaching me nimzo-larsen opening

it's the opening i've played most my matches

if not all

[main lynx]

Coach me please i wanna be as good as you in chess please😭

[sonic holly]

That's rude

[somber cipher]

just an observation

[vernal falcon]

why does it take a while to improve from an elo bracket

[main lynx]

he walks like a slay queen

[atomic perch]

chess.

[timber badge]

pweasee lemme farm u

[sonic holly]

be quiet

[zenith patio]

White to win i found this on yt LMAO

[vernal falcon]

its literally been 2 months and im stuck at 1300

[atomic perch]

knight check

[lusty sun]

2 months at 1300 is not "being stuck"

[zenith patio]

real

[white hound]

I need challenge

[timber badge]

Nf6+!!

[atomic perch]

nope

[main lynx]

spell quiet?

[vernal falcon]

it is considering that ive moved on from 900-1100 within a month😭

[zenith patio]

Its not that

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1371 (1386 peak)
Blitz: 1028 (1050 peak)
Bullet: 1082 (1198 peak)

[white hound]

gg bro

[timber badge]

nah u capping

[zenith patio]

Once you get past 1100 progress slows a little

[timber badge]

its deffo Nf6 trust me

[lusty sun]

well that is normal

[tribal pagoda]

very real position

[vernal falcon]

damn, no one ever told me that

[zenith patio]

its Nf4

[atomic perch]

eggsadly

[timber badge]

||😭 im being sarcastic||

[lusty sun]

if u would keep this pace u would a world champion in a year

[zenith patio]

ik but thats yt puzzles for ya

[sonic holly]

I dont enjoy you're ragebait

[zenith patio]

Take it slowly yknow progress takes time

[astral sentinel]

knight check knight checkmate how'd black fumble like that tf

[tribal pagoda]

yt puzzles is really some 4000 elo

[somber cipher]

Nf6

[white hound]

https://link.chess.com/play/dnBUwo

[atomic perch]

he waa high

[astral sentinel]

u are too...

waa-

MB ❤️

[white hound]

Bro you promised me a game

[astral sentinel]

are there any gms in here?

idk i js joined

[clear plinth]

theres IM but not sure GM

[astral sentinel]

cool alr

[stone jewel]

There’s less chess grandmasters than billionaires btw

[raven sinew]

Wyd here

[astral sentinel]

crazy

[clear plinth]

really?!

[raven sinew]

*fewer

[white hound]

I'm actually grandmaster

[clear plinth]

wow

[astral sentinel]

i can't get better bc i have levy's problem

[clear plinth]

ur gukesh

[raven sinew]

Im a grandmaster too

[astral sentinel]

even when i see someone has 1 elo above me i fumble

[hallow trail]

What exactly is that problem? and what is your elo

[white hound]

I played as Xin Zhao and achieved this in one year

[astral sentinel]

500 i used to be 1700-2000

[somber cipher]

Ne5

[hallow trail]

how did you go from 1700-2000 to 500??

[astral sentinel]

i quit 2 years

[hallow trail]

are you playing blindfolded now or what

[astral sentinel]

why is everyone so suprised hearing it

[hallow trail]

but then you should know 500s arent good

[astral sentinel]

legit everyone here that's heard it

[tribal pagoda]

what i promised

[astral sentinel]

tbh half of the 500's i play are cheaters

[raven sinew]

@inland abyss play me unrated fool

[white hound]

That you will play with me, don't you remember?

[atomic lintel]

queens are so scary

[astral sentinel]

so later i get points back by chess.com

[tribal pagoda]

show me proff

[hallow trail]

can i see then

[atomic lintel]

i get so nervous everytime i play queen middlegames and endgames

[somber cipher]

Im so much better at irl chess than online chess for some reason

[astral sentinel]

wdym

[inland abyss]

why

[atomic lintel]

opposite for me

[hallow trail]

account

[raven sinew]

Wanna face the alapin

[hallow trail]

bc many people accuse someone of cheating for no reason

[atomic lintel]

my board vision is terrible otb

[somber cipher]

I'm able to play more mind games in person

[astral sentinel]

sure

[hallow trail]

now mine is bad otb and online

[sonic holly]

fact's

[white hound]

I have 20 cards in google bcs I'm studying bro, I thought we will play a quick game. As you promised

[frosty peak]

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[somber cipher]

I like to be able to touch the game

[astral sentinel]

how do i give my account tho

wait nvm

[hallow trail]

you can tell me name of it

[astral sentinel]

tell me what u want to see i can send ss

[hallow trail]

2k elo is weird tho

[astral sentinel]

since i got my gm and stuff

[hallow trail]

well you can tell me acc name

[clear plinth]

sigh.

[astral sentinel]

i have played over like 5 diffrent acs

this is is idk how old

[hallow trail]

like i dont understand if its just the engine being engine or it was genuinly a bad game of 2k's

[astral sentinel]

but i started playing a month ago

[hallow trail]

well your most recent one

[tribal pagoda]

i dont remember....

[astral sentinel]

this is i think my most recent one idk

[white hound]

fine...

[astral sentinel]

what do i show u

[hallow trail]

your account name

[astral sentinel]

alright

it's names

MOBPLAYSCHESS

[hallow trail]

Hi mob

[astral sentinel]

?

why'd u say hi like that 😭

it's creepy-

[white hound]

I have strong need to play with someone stronger, or weaker.

[tribal pagoda]

ok

[astral sentinel]

do i know you 😭

[astral sentinel]

i am very weak

[astral sentinel]

we can play

[hallow trail]

It is a lot of cheaters true but not half

[astral sentinel]

oh

[white hound]

Glad to hear that, good man. Let's play a quick game of chess!!!

[hallow trail]

64 games 3 cheaters in total is around 4%

[astral sentinel]

was i lying or not even i'm not sure

[astral sentinel]

ah

[white hound]

https://link.chess.com/play/zTMEWb

[astral sentinel]

sorry

[hallow trail]

i just wanted to see but anyways why scared of 500 elo if you was 1700-2000

[astral sentinel]

mind if i send it?

[hallow trail]

send what

[astral sentinel]

i forgot all opening

[astral sentinel]

mind if i send link?

[hallow trail]

learn wayward queen attack and get 2k elo with this

[astral sentinel]

my nets bad when i join links

[white hound]

Yes, I'm allergic.

[astral sentinel]

my net is allergic too

;-;

[astral sentinel]

i mostly use nimzo larsen

[frozen dew]

80 isn't that bad tho
especially in sharp positions

[white hound]

I'm not clicking any links. It's hacker device.

[astral sentinel]

tbh i js found out about it

[astral sentinel]

BROTHA