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[dark saffron]

does this sv have a giveaway?

[radiant swan]

u rarely see tht at 2000+ no? ppl dont js push pawns at this level anymore

ppl fall for fishing pole more

[fading crest]

is move 14 an error or a typo?

[lucid vortex]

idts homeboy

🤨🤨🤨🤨

[sullen canyon]

what freinds

[mild moat]

online friends?

[sullen canyon]

oh

[fading crest]

I have a coworker that I destroy and hes at 200

[mild moat]

I cant defeat 2 of my friends

[floral trellis]

Back to back resigns 🤫🔥

[mild moat]

they have elo of 2000+ tho-

[lucid vortex]

it's totally legal (probably played it to disrupt black's pawn structure; also it forks the queen & king but the pawn can take it)

[fading crest]

how? There's no piece on the b6 square

[uncut parcel]

It's definitely wrong in some way.
There's nothin on b6 to capture...
Would be a check though

[lucid vortex]

oh right, I didn't see that
it should be Nb6+

[leaden gust]

i was gonna explode when i thought i blundered my knight but i found out it's actually not that bad

[lucid vortex]

it would though?

[leaden gust]

turns out i can pin the bishop then take it back with the f pawn

[golden ridge]

Hlo guys

[leaden gust]

helloo

[golden ridge]

Hru

[leaden gust]

just woke up still loading resources

[golden ridge]

Oh u r from india

[ancient grail]

she looks cute. Who is she?

[leaden gust]

no ph

[golden ridge]

Phipines

[leaden gust]

yes

[golden ridge]

Good

I am from Nepal

[leaden gust]

I'm hearing a lot of stuff down there west of asia i hope you're just doing okay

[uncut parcel]

Saya
From Saya No Uta
(Song of Saya)

[kindred crypt]

White to play
Mate in 1

[ancient grail]

oh, thanks

[uncut parcel]

||Qf6?||

[kindred crypt]

Kxh6

[last badger]

I saw this before, ||its a joke puzzle cuz the last move from black isnt shown. It's dxe6 en passant (last move from black is e5)||

[tawny bane]

Hi I’m new

[kindred crypt]

Yeah

[fading crest]

Qf6#

[jade kite]

free knight

[last badger]

Kxh6

[kindred crypt]

What about Kxh6?

Who laughed?

[uncut parcel]

Yeah, fair... Shit

[last badger]

Puzzle is obvious when you ask "what was the last move black played"

[fading crest]

Rxf7#

[kindred crypt]

Kh8?

[fading crest]

Nf5#

[kindred crypt]

Kh8?

[fading crest]

Bxe5#?

[nocturne quarry]

dont waste ur time

[kindred crypt]

dxe5?

[kindred crypt]

It is tricky

[nocturne quarry]

its 2 moves no matter what

[nocturne quarry]

my ass lol

[fading crest]

bruh

[nocturne quarry]

you are not better then depth 99 stockfish, i promise

[kindred crypt]

What about dxe6#?

[slim gulch]

Hold up ur 2000 rated?

[main lynx]

why everytime i play Caro someone js hangs their light square bishop in 2 moves in bullet😂

[kindred crypt]

Enpassant

[nocturne quarry]

f6?

[main lynx]

blocked message

[kindred crypt]

Enpassant. dxe6?

[main lynx]

who is this

[nocturne quarry]

after dxe6 then black canm play f6

[fading crest]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[kindred crypt]

The rook on the 7th rank is pinning the pawn

[nocturne quarry]

oh yeah im blind

welp i guess that works assuming we know what black played

[kindred crypt]

You can say so

[nocturne quarry]

too much chess today (bullet also) im exhausted been a long day

[kindred crypt]

That is "Mr_Oxygen" buddy

[nocturne quarry]

hi! im 3000 rated

[slim gulch]

no ur not

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> badfarma07

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Rapid: 2090 (2098 peak)
Blitz: 2318 (2333 peak)
Bullet: 3105 (3175 peak)

[nocturne quarry]

[azure pivot]

10s don’t count

[nocturne quarry]

u get it then talk buddy

[kindred crypt]

Wow, amazing

[slim gulch]

Uh?

[azure pivot]

🤓

[nocturne quarry]

[azure pivot]

2300 blitz is respectable at least

[nocturne quarry]

tx i think i can push it higher its after i took bullet break on chess.com

so i start the day offf with a bunch of blitz games instead of bullet

[nocturne quarry]

its coming

[azure pivot]

Blitz is hardest tc by far

Istg it’s impossible to gain rating

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2225 (2227 peak)
Blitz: 2047 (2116 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (peak)

[nocturne quarry]

i have a bunch of games where i am sideways

then a sudden bump where i win a bunch, its weird

[azure pivot]

Wdym sideways😭

[nocturne quarry]

i win some, lose some netting around 0 overall

[azure pivot]

Ah right

[nocturne quarry]

weird time control tho fs

[main lynx]

bro how are u likw 15k globally but Torbith cat is 4k and hes below ur rapid?

[nocturne quarry]

who is torbith cat

[main lynx]

bro doesnt know the goat💀

[nocturne quarry]

i dont play much rapid

i will probably though i want 2200 at least

shouldnt be too hard

and i want 3200-3300 bullet too

at least

[ancient grail]

Got a M10 position in my game just now lol

[main lynx]

oh that was blitz u showed?mf

[mint adder]

kids these days

[nocturne quarry]

yup

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> badfarma07

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Rapid: 2090 (2098 peak)
Blitz: 2318 (2333 peak)
Bullet: 3105 (3175 peak)

[nocturne quarry]

@main lynx

[ancient grail]

wtf

[simple horizon]

wha

[ancient grail]

bro's 3100 bullet

[simple horizon]

hows this guy 3100 bullet

[ancient grail]

how

[simple horizon]

prolly them 10 seconds pushers

[fading crest]

anyone play 5D chess?

[main lynx]

3k at bullet whats ur technique @nocturne quarry ?

[azure pivot]

Should be a hyperbullet gamemode fr

[simple horizon]

ye

[nocturne quarry]

still skill

[turbid bolt]

anyone bullet

[nocturne quarry]

most people cant get there thats why it exists

[azure pivot]

Mouse skill

[simple horizon]

exactly

[nocturne quarry]

u need to learn to play on the board as well its not just mouse

[simple horizon]

it aint even chess at that point

[fading crest]

also I saw the summer deal on chess.com. How long does that deal last?

[nocturne quarry]

and its chess.com u have multipremove its not even all that

[simple horizon]

its just internet and mouse

[nocturne quarry]

i play on a broken mouse whats ur point?

[simple horizon]

my mouse is 16 yrs old😭

still beat your ass in 1 min

[nocturne quarry]

as old as me...

[turbid bolt]

anyone bullet..?

[nocturne quarry]

challenge me then

[simple horizon]

k

[nocturne quarry]

dont give rated obvciously i would literally gain +0

[main lynx]

les do rated😈

jk lmao im not bleeding elo today

[nimble arch]

You guys have mice?

[turbid bolt]

Dont wanna play rated?

[nimble arch]

You dont either

Like its in ur best interest not to

+0 -16 -32

[main lynx]

been playing for 8 hours+ iykyk

[turbid bolt]

I'm fine with rated

[main lynx]

why does Nihal make Mr bean facial expressions thou?

[tall stirrup]

all u guys do is talk about chess

[simple horizon]

ez work

[nocturne quarry]

i use to play on trackpad

[nocturne quarry]

gg i mouseslipped but yeah gg

[radiant swan]

hi 3150

[main lynx]

i got muted for not talking about chess wdym?

[harsh thunder]

Is the catalan a good opening

for beginners

[main lynx]

depends on ur skill level

[simple horizon]

ig nope

[nocturne quarry]

all openings are good tbh

[simple horizon]

catalan requires alotta positional skill

[nocturne quarry]

if ur able to win and it works for u and ur opponent doesnt know then

[simple horizon]

in my opinion

[main lynx]

for beginner u wont understand the purpose of every move in the catalan

[simple horizon]

yesh

[harsh thunder]

ok thank you

[nocturne quarry]

u can just memorize the first like 8 moves

[nocturne quarry]

if u want something easy just e4 d4 is fine

[simple horizon]

[harsh thunder]

no i hate the scandinavian

[simple horizon]

do you even know whats the point of openings?

[nocturne quarry]

i didnt say that

[radiant swan]

thoughts on grob

[heavy rain]

I dont think a begginer is gonna chose catalan as their opening in the first place quite frankly

[nocturne quarry]

i said either 1.d4 or 1.e4

[main lynx]

to domimate the centre

[nocturne quarry]

hi

[harsh thunder]

o i thought you said e4 d5 my fault

[main lynx]

i used to play it alot back when i was 500-600 so i can relate

[heavy rain]

how does 600 even come across catalan 💔

[long wyvern]

[nocturne quarry]

honestly didnt know any openings till iwas 1200 online

and never studied till iwas 1600-1800

[simple horizon]

kinda but to play a opening succesfully it just aint abt the first 8 moves you have to know what to do later you gotta be able to play the position you got from your opening so you would have to have a general idea abt how to play after different openings

[nocturne quarry]

i was 1200 uscf when i learned openings

it doesnt mattewr much at a low level hionestly play simple chess

[long wyvern]

Guys what are your favourits player?

[main lynx]

when u watch gms ofc u memorise their openings and want to study them idk at the time i didnt understand it much but i played it anyway

[radiant swan]

bro played fish???

[nocturne quarry]

hm?

[simple horizon]

he aint rlly 3100 tho

his skill lvl is around 2300

[nocturne quarry]

in bullet??

bahahaha ur funny

[radiant swan]

that's crazy

[nocturne quarry]

before i played 10s i was 2700 u can check

[simple horizon]

in 10 seconds may i correct you

[radiant swan]

i wanna farm but im only 2100

bro wouldnt even agree to play rated

[main lynx]

bro why u calculating at beginner level js be agressive and opp will shat his pants and blunder mate

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Rapid: 2014 (2121 peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2153 peak)
Bullet: 2104 (2116 peak)

[simple horizon]

true

[nocturne quarry]

i was winning that game too mind you, as i said i mouseslipped

[turbid bolt]

Chess.com should add "hyperbullet" just like 4pc

[vernal urchin]

hello everyone

[simple horizon]

huh when

[vernal urchin]

im new here

[simple horizon]

all game i was pressuring

[quasi nova]

Hi

[simple horizon]

then i got a extra pawn too

[heavy rain]

I mean thats fair enough

[simple horizon]

and that endgame is theoretically lost as well

[radiant swan]

js check eval gng

[main lynx]

Leaen gambits when u get to 1000 level bro they are so juicy😭

[simple horizon]

bruh i can move the king to d5

what you do then

[azure pivot]

Take the bishop first

[nocturne quarry]

rd8

[simple horizon]

shit

i missed taking the bishop

[tall stirrup]

do u take bishop first

[simple horizon]

yeah

[nocturne quarry]

yes

[midnight moth]

any1 up for a rapid unrated?

[ancient grail]

sure

[nocturne quarry]

i am like 2700 as i said

[tall stirrup]

yeah that makes sense then u can check king or win material depending on move

[nocturne quarry]

without 10s

[simple horizon]

why didnt you play it?

[main lynx]

elo?

[midnight moth]

what is your username?

[nocturne quarry]

thats why i said i mouseslipped bruh

[tall stirrup]

do you get intimidated by 1500s

[midnight moth]

49 hbu ?

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2012 (peak)
Blitz: 1415 (1453 peak)
Bullet: 808 (1187 peak)

[ancient grail]

@midnight moth

[nocturne quarry]

no but those who are +-200 points are hard they feel the same

[radiant swan]

GET UR BULLET UP

[nocturne quarry]

a 2000 and 2200 feel the same amount of effort

[main lynx]

10 ull destroy me bro play someone else

[midnight moth]

username ?

[ancient grail]

can't you read?

[midnight moth]

ok

[ancient grail]

I can't.

[vernal urchin]

hi

[ancient grail]

I tried. They whoop my ass

[sand fiber]

insert triple ! magnificent here
Which one of these is the most common yall get ^^

[radiant swan]

bro what

r u being fr

[midnight moth]

accept the req

[ancient grail]

yes

[radiant swan]

ur 2000 bro u gotta be joking

[ancient grail]

I'm 800 bullet bruh

[radiant swan]

2000 rapid

[old swan]

hi guys

[vernal urchin]

hi

[ancient grail]

I can't move fast enough for Bullet

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 745 (peak)
Blitz: 253
Bullet: 195 (peak)

[old swan]

i gained 500 elo in under 2 days

[radiant swan]

r u on phone?

[ancient grail]

c

[main lynx]

@ancient grail how can one be good at blitz but be bad at throwing bullets?

[ancient grail]

pc

I'm bad at blitz as well

[main lynx]

1400 isnt bad thou

[azure pivot]

All these 2k rapid nons

[radiant swan]

okok js premove the opening unless its fianchetto openings
dont think just make moves that dont lose anything play fast and flag

[old swan]

i mean for me i just prefer playing rapid than blitz or bullet

[radiant swan]

chill bro im 2k rapid as well

[ancient grail]

my openings are full of variations

[main lynx]

lmao i blundering in 10 moves when i play fast and premove bad advice😭

[ancient grail]

I can't just premove everything expecting them to play one specific variation

[main lynx]

nah 10 is too long maybe 5-7

[old swan]

can someone help me train my danish gambit and 1v1 me

[radiant swan]

in tht case js play the hippo 💀

[radiant swan]

danish is refuted btw

giving up 2 pawns isnt good

[old swan]

rephrase refuted

[old swan]

oh wait what

[radiant swan]

danish is objectively better for black

[main lynx]

@ancient grail do u get lefonged?

[ancient grail]

nope

[old swan]

oh why tho gotham said its lethal poison to play

[radiant swan]

thats cuz its like years ago

[fading crest]

neither

[main lynx]

bullet is easy bro why can u break a 1000😭

[ancient grail]

shut up

[radiant swan]

now stockfish 17 exists and we know the refutation

[old swan]

so many people and bots have discovered ways on beating the danish?

[vernal urchin]

what country is the others

[radiant swan]

yeah avoid it

[old swan]

opinions on the dutch defense

[sand fiber]

imma add 4 people onto this, 100 ais will see whos best who wanna go

[radiant swan]

actually dont need to play the hippo moving normally takes like .6 .7 second anyways should work out

[radiant swan]

dutch is decent

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1230 (1346 peak)
Blitz: 1002 (peak)
Bullet: 1072 (1095 peak)

[turbid bolt]

anyone bullet

[old swan]

do you think scotch game is good

[midnight moth]

gg that was very bad by me

[main lynx]

les do chesa 960 bullet?

[midnight moth]

first game 😭 of the day

[turbid bolt]

ok

[main lynx]

what ue username?

[ancient grail]

gg

[turbid bolt]

Use the link
https://link.chess.com/play/uTGzmZ

[sand fiber]

yall fw this?

[radiant swan]

scotch is valid if u play the gambit line

[old swan]

i forgot there was a scotch gambit

my bad guys i retired 4 months because my (main) chess acc was closed

[radiant swan]

closed for…?

[main lynx]

such easy question bro i wonder how u perform at school😭

[old swan]

idk my username as the chess support woman said

[midnight moth]

@radiant swan bro i loose against 2000 again😭

[turbid bolt]

-_-

[radiant swan]

ur 700 what do u expect bro

[radiant swan]

oh ok rip 💀

[midnight moth]

😔

[old swan]

the moderation took long to notice my name is relating to the austrian painter, schmitler the swindler (you get what i mean)

[main lynx]

goofy

[old swan]

they gonna reopen it they said to just change the name

[ancient grail]

I'm so not used to playing Bullet

[midnight moth]

should have gone Ke3 very bad i suck at chess

[ancient grail]

blunders that are otherwise fatal in Rapid are overlooked in Bullet

[main lynx]

id distract u with a4 h4 somewhere

[radiant swan]

cuz time is an asset

[main lynx]

and steal ur lady

chess is truly ruthless

[radiant swan]

if ur slow but ur opponent blunders all the time

ur gonna lose cuz u only have a total of 1 minute

[midnight moth]

what about hyperbullet?

[radiant swan]

same shit

[midnight moth]

penguin playing hyper bullet with 90% acc 😭 😳

[radiant swan]

thats cuz they're gms bro

we are not titled no lifers

[main lynx]

blindfolded too😭

[midnight moth]

lool 😭 i didnt know that

[radiant swan]

we're just random dunmies tht play chess fr

[midnight moth]

bro magnus paying best chess lawyers blindfolded remembering 320 pieces and still won

[modest fern]

i see you every time i come online .. lol you are really living up to your name

[midnight moth]

real

[native pelican]

e

[versed vessel]

grandmaster sounds miserable

[modest fern]

lol now you are just hating

[versed vessel]

Am I

[main lynx]

its a job beo ofc it is

[modest fern]

yeah.. how does becoming good at something you love doing miserable?

[versed vessel]

Because plenty of grandmasters talk about how miserable it is.

[native pelican]

i got promoted to 600 elo last week. now im 636. thats an achievement for me

[ancient grail]

"The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life." -Paul Morphy

[modest fern]

oh plenty of doctors and engineers also talk about how miserable their life is

[main lynx]

Wow whend u start playing?

[native pelican]

just about two months

[versed vessel]

Yes and the difference being they make money

chess don’t pay

[native pelican]

im pretty new

[modest fern]

well grandmasters make money too .. just not all of them

[main lynx]

genius🤓

[sinful eagle]

hlo

[naive lodge]

i just had the best chess match of my life

[native pelican]

thank you

[native pelican]

it has to be a draw

[jade kite]

plenty do, just not enough to live off

[modest fern]

share and let us awe to your masterpiece

[naive lodge]

i actually cooked user is imrllysadbc if ur intrested on how i played its the latest one ive played

[main lynx]

why does bro speak so elegantly

[modest fern]

well it's similar in a lot of niche sports only the top guys make good money

[modest fern]

i have no friends so I talk to chatgpt whole day

[native pelican]

ill check it later 👌

[naive lodge]

user is imrllysadbc but im a beginner lmk how i played

[main lynx]

real

[naive lodge]

Okay be sure to lmk any mistakes ive done

[modest fern]

wait lemme look it up now

[naive lodge]

okay but im like really new

im like 180 with no experience

[worldly jasper]

Let's not talk about e4

[naive lodge]

the other ones i suggest dont watch it was at like 5 am and i was stupid 😢

[modest fern]

that sounds entertaining enough to me,..

[main lynx]

why mfs be having names like tushisadistic,something sad inntheir name like they are depressed?😭

why u sad

[naive lodge]

ima be honest i asked chat gpt give me the worst emo name u could think of

[worldly jasper]

If y'all don't talk about e4, it's going to be a problem

[modest fern]

tushi sadistic is a youtuber right?

[native pelican]

good job on the win. @naive lodge

[native pelican]

yeah

[modest fern]

evan's gambit sucks

[main lynx]

ur emo?

[naive lodge]

thanks goat im like superrrr intrested in chess

[naive lodge]

No i just did it as a joke lol

[main lynx]

hop in the ponny guy

[final matrix]

Ok

[worldly jasper]

What did I say! e4 is the bain of chess! Do you want a 1000 bad luck.

[final matrix]

Hey anyone have good prep against c4

[native pelican]

TAKE THE FATTY GET DIABETES

[naive lodge]

agreed

[worldly jasper]

You dare mock e4

[main lynx]

bro be entertaining asf ngl but i doubt his gambits succeed exactly as he teaches

[worldly jasper]

Bruh I be chess'n

[modest fern]

i mean i smoke all the people who dare play the evan's gambit against me

[worldly jasper]

All up and down e4

[native pelican]

sometimes but yeah, i agree :)

[final matrix]

Why would I mock something I love to face

Please play e4 more so I can win more

[main lynx]

ive tried his elephant gambit once and lost in like 10 moves

[radiant swan]

me who plays d4

[worldly jasper]

You'd never play e4 against me

[modest fern]

latvian gambit for the win!!!

[keen hearth]

Crazy postion my oppenet is in.

[worldly jasper]

Lies

[native pelican]

The oponents doesnt always play our move that we want them to

hope chess at its finest

[dark sundial]

Hey

[main lynx]

i js realised chess is similar to a video game🤔

[modest fern]

it is a video game where the frame rate depends on the speed of the players

[main lynx]

damn

that changes alot of my perspective on chess uk

[modest fern]

why ?

[main lynx]

because at the end of the day wether u are 3500 in bullet or better thaj stockfish its js a mf game?

[timber badge]

💀 u sure about that

[modest fern]

it's just a game that helps us think we are doing something productive when we actually aren't .. and makes us feel good when we finally defeat our unbeatable grandpa of our childhoods

[main lynx]

its a waste of time fr

[modest fern]

yeah.. i mean you could really say it for everything in life but let's not talk philosophy here

[main lynx]

but its fun and makes u tired thats a good thing ig

[final matrix]

Even if I win 0.01% of my games playing more games means more wins!

[modest fern]

btw how many of you guys also had an unbeatable grandpa when you were young?

[tacit wren]

"Behind every GM is a grandfather they never beat and even today they can't beat him"

[final matrix]

(And make money)

[timber badge]

what in the togishere mentality

[graceful flint]

anyone wanna 1v1 in 10 mins rapid chess im at 1300 rn

[tacit wren]

nah

[modest fern]

sure

i am up

[main lynx]

u love money more than chess?

[timber badge]

yes

[modest fern]

i love how the screen wiggles when the slowmode timer hasn't finished counting down

[empty forge]

mine was unbeatable, i never saw he loss a fight against my gandma!!!

[modest fern]

what's your profile

[graceful flint]

OkChessPlayer2

[main lynx]

if my parents played chess id be gm by now lmao

[modest fern]

that's crazy.. my grandmas asian so evveryone in the household is afraid of her slippers

[graceful flint]

uh do i have permission to send link here?

[modest fern]

no i just sent you an unrated challenge

[graceful flint]

in where?

[modest fern]

chesscom

[graceful flint]

oh ok

chess.com web is too lag

keep getting error

[modest fern]

you can send the link then

[graceful flint]

cant even join the web

[modest fern]

ahhh shite

[jade kite]

vietnam

[graceful flint]

alr send again pls

[ancient grail]

I probably underestimted my ability to play quickly

[graceful flint]

2000 huh

[ancient grail]

yeah

I'm only 2000 in rapid though

I'm still shit at bullet

[nimble arch]

Accurate

Ur not 800 level shit tho

[ancient grail]

wdym by that?

[nimble arch]

Well ur worse at bullet, sure

But your level isnt 1800

[ancient grail]

duh

[nimble arch]

Or well it isnt 800

[ancient grail]

oh

[nimble arch]

It could be 1800 idk

[ancient grail]

yeah nah... the 1600s moves fast af in bullet

and also accurate as well

at some point in Bullet, you're gonna have to play good moves as well, else you'll lose

[nimble arch]

Yeah

[somber cipher]

i played chess with a 7 year old on friday

i won so hard

[nimble arch]

Legit i lost a bullet game where i played at 87% and opponent played at 90% accurately, that was my most recent bullet game that i lost too

[somber cipher]

but he literally took 5 minutes each and every move

[nimble arch]

Like im not cherry picking this shi, you gotta get accurate even in bullet

[somber cipher]

he might have been a bit mentally

[midnight moth]

lets play bullet? you will crush me that also sob

[ancient grail]

okay

[ionic ledge]

I am almost at mantis Carleen Eli

I will knock this kid into floor

[graceful flint]

gg fr

what a move

sacrifice the knight

[main lynx]

@ancient grail am i lucky or is it that he doesnt know the englund theory?

ive got this position twice in my life

[regal osprey]

do y'all like games where you trade down quickly into an endgame

[main lynx]

my other opps always respond with Bd2

[jade kite]

i do that every game

[ionic ledge]

On the phone with Carlsen

[jade kite]

tony

[ionic ledge]

He says your all gay

[radiant swan]

not true bro

[ionic ledge]

he’s drunk

[patent patrol]

Aw man

[upper lagoon]

mangos carlsen

[pseudo garden]

Eli who ...

[pseudo garden]

Lasagna. Are you Garfield?

[graceful flint]

ggs bro

off

[tribal pagoda]

win and quit to get better feeling as being winner

lol

[lone totem]

wtf they played human chess in squid game (seong gi hun played london system 😭 )

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-dance-funny-crazy-gif-7943011814158414177

[jade kite]

am i

[patent patrol]

he sac the queen ooh ooh he sac the queen

[worldly jasper]

We need to revolt against chess.com

[pseudo garden]

Can I rest?

[jade kite]

deez

[mint adder]

Can we execute him?

[pseudo garden]

@mint adder Kill.

[nova thunder]

Hey

[worldly jasper]

We need to overthrow and RISE AGAINST THE TYRANNY!

[topaz mica]

Who knows theory at 800

[worldly jasper]

Chess.com no more!

[topaz mica]

Idek theory at 1400

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-4169442390448293969

[worldly jasper]

The people need to control the ratings!

[pseudo garden]

Ran Rhy the DDLC guy

[latent crystal]

Didn't you use this on me yesterday 😭

[nova thunder]

eli the genshin impact guy

[latent crystal]

Bro is just waiting for chances to use it

[latent crystal]

Nah honkai star rail fr

[lone totem]

wut i didnt chat here yesterday 💀

[latent crystal]

Oh day before that then?

[lucid vortex]

& do what exactly?

[lone totem]

idk i forgor

[worldly jasper]

We need to gather the four most powerful members of chess

[latent crystal]

Idk I'm in Australia, so my day was like over 2 of URS fr

[worldly jasper]

Revolution brother

[latent crystal]

Me fr

[worldly jasper]

We will rise!!!

[latent crystal]

Nah stockfish, chatgpt, Gemini, sinister Magnus, 11th doctor

[latent crystal]

Fr!

[ancient grail]

that guy doesn't know Englund theory for sure

[lucid vortex]

so that includes me & my dumbass, who are the other 2?

[patent patrol]

Never seen this trap

[mint adder]

just beat a woman age of my mother

[lucid vortex]

I mean bro's 800 😭 I don't blame him

[patent patrol]

I believe in some sense if you win with the englund you definitely were lucky but also you can skillfully play the englund to an almost master level

[mint adder]

second time I beat her

[patent patrol]

TikTok 3 stunning chess traps you should know ahh theory

That’s how I felt playing the Blackburne shilling gambit

[worldly jasper]

You have not made the cut. It is first, the crowned prince of India Gukesh.

[patent patrol]

U put gukesh over Magnus?

[lucid vortex]

let's just go ahead & name the 4

kasparov mikhail magnus

[worldly jasper]

No, I meant first to be invited to the list. Not number 1 player

[lucid vortex]

I feel like I'm forgetting someone

[patent patrol]

I was gonna say

[worldly jasper]

Hikaru obviously number 2

[lucid vortex]

so who are the others

[patent patrol]

In my mind bro was about to list gukesh erigiasi pragg and vishy as his top 4

[worldly jasper]

Magnus

[distant pelican]

I got called a cheater!
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/140090275922

[frosty peak]

Rtzontchev (1496) vs. GeneralSebast1an (1521)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 Bc5 5. O-O O-O 6. a4 a5 7. c3 d6 8. Be3 Ba7 9. Bxa7 Rxa7 10. Re1 Bg4 11. Nbd2 Qd7 12. h3 Bxh3 13. gxh3 Qxh3 14. Nh2 Ne7 15. Qf3 Qd7 16. d4 exd4 17. cxd4 Ng6 18. Kf1 Re8 19. d5 Nf4 20. Qxf4 Qh3+ 21. Kg1 Re5 22. Ndf3 Rh5 23. Bf1 Qd7 24. Bg2 Ra8 25. Kf1 Re8 26. Nd4 Ree5 27. Nf5 b5 28. axb5 Qxb5+ 29. Kg1 Qxb2 30. Ng3 Rhg5 31. Nf3 Rxg3 32. fxg3 Rxe4 33. Rxe4 Nxe4 34. Qxe4 Qxa1+ 35. Kh2 h6 36. Qe8+ Kh7 37. Qxf7 Qb1 38. Nh4 a4 39. Qf5+ Qxf5 40. Nxf5 a3 41. Nd4 a2 42. Nb3 Kg6 43. Be4+ Kf6 44. Na1 Ke5 45. Bg2 Kd4 46. Nb3+ Kc3 47. Na1 Kb2 

[somber cipher]

Some poopyhead keeps dming me their chess server with a handful of users

[worldly jasper]

Stockfish

[patent patrol]

José Raúl Capablanca you ARE invited to the cookout! 😁

[turbid bolt]

anyone bullet

[timber badge]

touch grass

[turbid bolt]

-_-

[worldly jasper]

I bullet

[hollow seal]

musashi saying that?

[turbid bolt]

https://link.chess.com/play/6OEn1v

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> esteban_karamazov

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1539 (peak)
Blitz: 1395 (peak)
Bullet: 1416 (1366 peak)

[high gorge]

I'm so tilted I lost 200 elo in q few hours

[turbid bolt]

your bullet rating is 1416 and your peak is 1366?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sampi Aimar (beegreen1)

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Name: Sampi Aimar (beegreen1)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1407 (peak)
Blitz: 1204 (1287 peak)
Bullet: 1313 (1377 peak)

[turbid bolt]

wtf

[worldly jasper]

You have to pass rein and reports to bullet

If you don't we can't play.

[somber cipher]

I'm black

[turbid bolt]

Does it work now?
https://link.chess.com/play/VinU4b

[somber cipher]

this is the game i played with the 7 year old

[high gorge]

I guess it's not a good idea to play chess at 3am

[acoustic hound]

I thought that was the best time

[worldly jasper]

We can't if I am too high rank and too cool.

I am just an amazing person.

[timber badge]

ong

[turbid bolt]

huh

-_-

[worldly jasper]

I have so many sponsorship options within the chess world.

[high gorge]

@main lynx Look at this unfortunate thing happening to me

I should get some sleep

[worldly jasper]

It's difficult to navigate success.

[timber badge]

slide ur money ill manage your expenses :p

[turbid bolt]

"unfortunate"

[timber badge]

this was a canon event lil bro

go sleep

sleep>>>> chess

[mint adder]

[timber badge]

holy winstreak

[sinful eagle]

lossing from same person three times haha

[mint adder]

man ever since I learnt this thing called don't be bad at chess I started winning

[radiant swan]

wtf flan getting 2100 blitz

[timber badge]

thats crazyyyy

teach me that thing too

someone told me but i couldnt learn that

issue skill but still 😔

[worldly jasper]

I am an amazing chess player

[timber badge]

is this pratham's alt gang

[worldly jasper]

Do any of you know how lucky y'all are

[worldly jasper]

Fake

[mint adder]

since like forever lol (jk I just got it back)

[pseudo garden]

Me snap capturing a "free" juicer that lost me the game with 6 minutes still left on the clock

[timber badge]

caro cant and caro wont

[mint adder]

[pseudo garden]

Caro-Can

[light nimbus]

Js that?
Man i lost 20 blitz games in row like last week

[mint adder]

bigger picture lol, two losses in the last like what's that

[radiant swan]

aint no way i got the same rating as flan ig im bad

[pseudo garden]

And a draw

[mint adder]

16.5/19 don't mind me

[pseudo garden]

You sneaky bastard

[mint adder]

you're shit at chess if I'm the same or higher rating as you

period

[radiant swan]

well ive always been shit 💀

imma push for 2200 bullet

[timber badge]

elo shamer

[mint adder]

alr there

[kindred crypt]

Is the gif in my banner working or is it slow

[timber badge]

:c bros bullying us low rateds

[radiant swan]

cant have flan be higher rated than CountingBrilliants in bullet 😔

[mint adder]

muahahahaha

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 🍮 (flan)

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Name: 🍮 (flan)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2072 (2100 peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2135 peak)
Bullet: 2204 (peak)

[mint adder]

good luck only 100 elo exactly

[radiant swan]

yeah

[timber badge]

ooi nerd wanna play

i havent played with u in a while

send a lichess link in my server

nvm ig bro is busy

[naive lodge]

I just did the BEST match of my intire life bro

anyone intrested in seeing it

[turbid bolt]

Anyone wanna play

[signal pecan]

no 😂

[main lynx]

bro istg theres so many cheaters on this site

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sebastian Hernandez (generalsebast1an)

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Name: Sebastian Hernandez (generalsebast1an)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1521 (1655 peak)
Blitz: 1106 (1116 peak)
Bullet: 957 (975 peak)

[naive lodge]

fr

[midnight moth]

@radiant swan lets play 😭

[sinful eagle]

yeah rapid one

[timber badge]

gg

[turbid bolt]

I don't play rapid

[naive lodge]

Prince i did the best match of my life in chess i killed all of his pawns and he only got like 3

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chatgpt-o3-mini

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2012 (peak)
Blitz: 1415 (1453 peak)
Bullet: 1006 (1187 peak)

[ancient grail]

alright

got my Bullet to 1000 now

[old swan]

guys opinions on the catalan

[turbid bolt]

what's your elo

[naive lodge]

254 now but im a beginner

[turbid bolt]

as black?

[ancient grail]

that's enough Bullet for the day

[old swan]

as white

[ancient grail]

if I play any more, I'm gonna tilt in rapid

[main lynx]

Lucnas back at it again 🥶

[naive lodge]

lucnas? 😔

[main lynx]

Lucnas Carlsen🥶

[naive lodge]

i have to change that as my name LOL

Is there a way i can change names

Found it

[kindred plinth]

In squid game player 456 died and a baby won

[old swan]

guys idk why but when i play they just give me 10 elo, when i was 600 elo they gave me 20+

[kindred plinth]

He sacrificed himself to save a baby😭

[old swan]

aint no way spoilers

[kindred plinth]

This left Gi-hun with a choice: kill the baby to save himself, or sacrifice himself to save the baby. Gi-hun, choosing to prove humanity's capacity for good and refusing to play by the VIPs' nihilistic rules, kissed the baby and then fell backward off the pillar to his death. His final, incomplete words to the watching VIPs were, "We are not horses. We are humans. Humans are..."

[old swan]

💀

[kindred plinth]

I can’t believe player 456 would really die

[old swan]

yeah the main character plot armor was too strong fr

[main lynx]

damn that means u dont get new member bonus points ever againnu have to defeat stronger opps to get 15+ points for eg. if a 600 beats a 1000 which is likely he will get 15 points

[old swan]

only 15?? wtfork

[main lynx]

better than 8

[old swan]

agreed

[loud dome]

The max is 16. Anything above that is only for new or inactive accounts

[old swan]

ohhhhh

[mint adder]

BROOO

[old swan]

what was that

[mint adder]

I WAS PLAYING A FLAWLESS GAME AND I KEEP BLUNDERING ENDGAMES

I saw the threat of Rb5+ for a mile but I just keep forgetting that was a thing

why tf am I playing for a win when I could clearly just go for a draw

I'm such an imbecile

[old swan]

because the human mind wants pride for its body

[turbid bolt]

anyone wanna play

[mint adder]

goood quote

doesn't change the fact i'm a moron, an imbecile, a stupid bitch

why do I blunder stupid endgames like these bruh

[heady veldt]

sure, can we play discord chess?

[loud dome]

You are something else

[mint adder]

shit like this is why I hate chess

[timber badge]

bro hasnt seen me blundering

[main lynx]

how can u throw so many bullets and not get tired?

[mint adder]

no you blunder a queen in the middlegame that's somewhat acceptable

[rustic kettle]

if a fish drinks water from his aquaqriaum isnt he drinking his own home?

[turbid bolt]

nah sorry

[old swan]

basically being competitive

[mint adder]

I mean not really but that's an accident

[turbid bolt]

idk It's fun

[timber badge]

i played qb5 here buddy

[mint adder]

my blunder is literally preventable MILES away, I saw the threat, and I just neglect it

[timber badge]

[mint adder]

bullet game

[old swan]

i mean it only lasts for 1 minute

[timber badge]

blitz

[mint adder]

normal shit happens

[timber badge]

time pressure but still

[mint adder]

nothing comparable to the stupid move I just played

three minutes on the clock I got no excuses other than the fact I'm an imbecile

[signal pecan]

rb5+

[mint adder]

we know crodie

[signal pecan]

🙄

[kindred crypt]

Hello ladies and gentlemen

[timber badge]

to be fair i raged too after qb5

so understandable

[main lynx]

10 bullet games is more exhausting than 1 rapid game bro

[signal pecan]

thought i’d let you know for next time. watch ur endgame calculations!

[loud dome]

Absolutely not

[mint adder]

I blunder all endgames fym

[topaz mica]

2 blunders but a wins a win

[ancient abyss]

always play for a whin when you're low elo

[mint adder]

I seldom win endgames

[loud dome]

10 bullet games are meaningless. 1 rapid game can ruin your whole day

[mint adder]

frick that stage, losing just makes you collapse

[small jungle]

Real

[main lynx]

bro been waiting his whole life to correct me😭💔

[old swan]

oh wait what

[turbid bolt]

nah, bullet needs thinking as well

[old swan]

ohh i see i mean i agree

[turbid bolt]

You can't just move blindly

[main lynx]

atleast for me bro i be playing Magnus carlsen progidys,mfs be taking me to endgames with 90+ accuracy

[old swan]

ofc you're firouzja

[loud dome]

2200+ literally hang pieces in the opening

[main lynx]

im only human after all dont compare me with Gods bro

[old swan]

aight

[main lynx]

istg i can beat u bro js tell me ur username

[turbid bolt]

NormaI_Player

[main lynx]

aight say less

we will battle

[turbid bolt]

why don't you use the link

[main lynx]

it doesnt work imma send challenge

[turbid bolt]

And I think we played yesterday

[river lava]

Hi don’t want move suggestions but is this game lost for white?

[turbid bolt]

yup

[next shore]

How is this the best move

[river lava]

Damn

[next shore]

Literally castling into a volley of attack

[small jungle]

Why shouldn't it be

[old swan]

defense vs offense

[next shore]

King side pawn storm?

[kindred crypt]

Offense is the best defense

[small jungle]

Doesn't look that dangerous

[turbid bolt]

You can defend easily

@main lynx Still there?

[autumn juniper]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

Hello

[autumn juniper]

What's Up

[river lava]

How can you see that so quickly?

[topaz mica]

Trapping your own queen is insane

[topaz mica]

King can't protect both sides

[river lava]

And impossible for it to defend one successfully?

[topaz mica]

Yes

[kindred crypt]

any one for play 600

[timber badge]

white hasnt commited to a move like h3 g3 so the attack is slow

[topaz mica]

If pawns were in diff spots u could pull it off but not in that position

[timber badge]

basically there is no "hook" for black to capitalize on

[ancient grail]

Sure

[river lava]

What about here?

[kindred crypt]

id

[ancient grail]

ChatGPT-o3-mini

[dark sundial]

Hey

[olive roost]

Hello

[topaz mica]

I'd say yes, or with perfect play it's a draw

[olive roost]

Does anyone want to play with me ? 😏

[topaz mica]

White can win if your under 1500

[sinful eagle]

800 elo ....

[olive roost]

I am 1700

[kindred crypt]

KERALA-010

700

[ancient grail]

I'll play with you if you want

[olive roost]

Sure

[mild mural]

I got "the cow" as an opening 🥀

[fiery field]

me 2

[topaz mica]

I got the botez gambit and lost

[olive roost]

Are you a game dev ?

[sinful eagle]

wanna play?

[ancient grail]

Yep

[kindred crypt]

i am playing

[ancient grail]

I'm working on one game only though

[kindred crypt]

wifi is down

[ancient grail]

Rip

[kindred crypt]

am i left the game

[ancient grail]

Yes

[kindred crypt]

again

[lone totem]

white to play, pretty funny puzzle

[heavy crescent]

Aowkd

[turbid bolt]

anyone wanna play

[turbid bolt]

Qe6+ and Rf5?

[dense lynx]

Hello

[inland abyss]

qe6 then qf7 if kh8

[olive roost]

Can I join ?

Hey goonflower

[ancient grail]

you wanna help with the game or something?

[inland abyss]

yeah and if rf7 rf5

[olive roost]

If I can then I will

[inland abyss]

hi

[lone totem]

yeah Qf7

[olive roost]

You remember me ?

[ancient grail]

sure thing. We can talk more about it in the DMs

[olive roost]

Gotcha

[timber wind]

I'm done with this game

[inland abyss]

17.6 percent

[timber wind]

I'm tired

[gentle quest]

Guys is the Grob bad?

[olive roost]

I'll never get tired looking at your pfp

[dark sundial]

Hey

Ssup chat

[gentle quest]

Is it possible to beat 1500s with it?

[mild mural]

yes, because it is not controlling the center enough

[kindred crypt]

gg

[lone totem]

white ta play

[ancient grail]

gg

[spring tundra]

Qe6+ then Qe8

[tribal pagoda]

yes

[timber wind]

...

[lone totem]

Qe8 Qxf2+ bro

[olive roost]

You're very attractive

[mild mural]

push the pawn on the left

[lone totem]

b7 Qb2

[ancient grail]

that's not them in their pfp

[olive roost]

Well whatever

[timber wind]

What's your elo

[turbid bolt]

just use the chess.com analysis to win

[olive roost]

Not a gm like you only 1700

[mild mural]

then protect it with your king

[dark sundial]

Anyone wanna play me?

[lone totem]

Kc6 Qb4

[timber wind]

I'm not GM lol

[turbid bolt]

What was the answer to the last puzzle

[spring tundra]

Isn't Qe8 an illegal move??

[mild mural]

just sell out keep pushing it

[olive roost]

Yeah I just sent you a friend request

[lone totem]

dunno you did

[lone totem]

nope you dont promote

[timber wind]

Rafid?

[olive roost]

Mhmm

[lone totem]

Qe6+ Kh8 Qf7!

[timber wind]

Okay

[mild mural]

rook to h5 then put it behind the pawn

[small perch]

lurking

[turbid bolt]

what about rf7

[olive roost]

Let's play sometime when you're free

[lone totem]

nope

[lone totem]

Rf5 then ig

[ancient grail]

you still wanna play? I just finished playing the other guy

[olive roost]

Since our Elo is close it'd be fun to play @timber wind

[mild mural]

🥀

[olive roost]

Sure

[ancient grail]

I'll send a challenge

[timber wind]

I lossed 3 in a low so i took a break now for a day ig🙁

[olive roost]

Okay

[turbid bolt]

any 1600+ wanna play bullet?

[olive roost]

I am free when you're

[timber wind]

Yup

[timber wind]

Sure

[spring tundra]

b7, if black goes Qb2 then Kc6, if Qxd4 then Rc5, black can't block white pawn to promote a queen

[spring tundra]

If Qa3 what can white do

[mild mural]

what openings do you guys play?

[somber kindle]

Anya Taylor

[dusty hazel]

Maybe I should just resign next time

I walked and played

[timber wind]

Amelia Taylor NOT anya😭😭

[somber kindle]

Italian and ruy Lopez

[dusty hazel]

It was also even

[rapid venture]

Your profile Pic sounds like that one Indian scammer in disguise

[mild mural]

i play italian knight attack

[empty iron]

Can anyone explain to me why Q capture N on b1 is a mistake?

[timber wind]

And your name sounds like that one chinese uncle trying to proof he got bigger things😏

[dark sundial]

Game is game

[dark sundial]

✌🏻

[somber kindle]

Yeah there’s no pretty girls on chess.com servers so it’s obviously a fake account

[rapid venture]

Ikr

Female species rarely play chess

[loud dome]

Which line do you play against the Polerio?

[old swan]

hi can someone be my training buddy and help me learn the halloween gambit

[rapid venture]

@loud dome

She's a really good chess player rated above 2000

[timber wind]

That's so misogynistic!

[loud dome]

?

[rapid venture]

My bad typo

[mild mural]

i just move the bishop back

[rapid venture]

Nah it's the truth

[loud dome]

e2 or d3

[old swan]

ok @loud dome can you be my training buddy

[mild mural]

b3

[timber wind]

I'm not that pretty 🥲 and i started playing in lichess server so

[loud dome]

Your bishop is on b5. How can it get to b3?

[empty iron]

players who are in +/-200 rating gap can be training partners
Not 2000, that's more like teacher/student

[rapid venture]

Bro cmon stop pretending

[old swan]

i understand

[old swan]

who wants to be

[mild mural]

we might be talking about different things

[timber wind]

Idc

[rapid venture]

Chats randomly dead again eh

[loud dome]

Look for someone your rating

[old swan]

where do i find them tho

[loud dome]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Italian-Game-Knight-Attack-Polerio-Defense

[rapid venture]

Ah so you are feminine little dude? It's alr to be femine dw I support you

[loud dome]

In your rating channel #500-999

[old swan]

ok thanks

[mild mural]

ik, just slide it from c4 to b3

[sinful eagle]

anyone wanna play??

[timber wind]

You're just toxic atp

[loud dome]

Okay nvm

[rapid venture]

How tf am I toxic eh

[manic zodiac]

never feel ashamed to win on the clock even if ur in a losing position it means your opponent sucks at tryharding

[coarse cloak]

i mean good luck doing that in classic and otb

[rapid venture]

You just need to be fast with your fingers

[mild mural]

to me its less of a win then a checkmate

[coarse cloak]

gl winning on time in 60 mins and 30 secs increment

or 90 30

[mild mural]

90 minutes is crazy

[coarse cloak]

not really for decent n good players

[mild mural]

nah just how you using all that time

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[empty iron]

guess the eval :

[olive roost]

White +6

[loud dome]

-2.1

[mild mural]

black got a horse on white though

[timber wind]

Trash talk

[radiant swan]

i was playing bullet

😭 😭 😭

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2014 (2121 peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2153 peak)
Bullet: 2144 (2167 peak)

[radiant swan]

@mint adder im gonna get 2200 bullet one day

[olive roost]

Imagine flexing everytime

[radiant swan]

i dont have anything to flex smh

[empty iron]

It's +0.5

[olive roost]

You're top 99.9%

[radiant swan]

that means 99.9% of ppl are better at chess than me

[timber wind]

How its easy to get more rating in bullet and blitz but not rapid?

[olive roost]

Yeah if you're playing Candidates tournament

[kindred crypt]

Yo

[radiant swan]

everyone here is like 2500 😔

mairos cb pikachu

siverking

[kindred crypt]

I'm 400 rated:(

[olive roost]

How many years are you playing?

[radiant swan]

no one here lower rated than me man

[radiant swan]

one

[kindred crypt]

I want to be a GM

[olive roost]

That's a good improvement for one year

[radiant swan]

yea i should be 2300 but i left chess for 6 months ok 💀

[olive roost]

Do you consider yourself very talented?

[radiant swan]

nah

i aint no prodigy

[kindred crypt]

.

[tribal pagoda]

what is this

[radiant swan]

im not that good at chess

[olive roost]

But you are if you're only playing for a year

[radiant swan]

no lol my opponents suck thats why im 2100

[kindred crypt]

Sadistic tushi or Gotham chess

[azure pivot]

👀

[radiant swan]

i have lots of screenshots of 2100s hanging queens

mind you in blitz

[radiant swan]

i cant be losing to flan in bullet bro i went grinding

bros 2204 im only 2144

[azure pivot]

Solid rating

[olive roost]

How to get dumb opponents?

[kindred crypt]

How to connect profile

[ancient grail]

Man I'm so not gonna win this

[radiant swan]

-25 +∞

[timber wind]

Best strategy for bullets

[radiant swan]

fast

[azure pivot]

Change your fxcking board this ain’t terraria 😭

[keen blaze]

bro im playing a dude

[olive roost]

I always get -25 opponents though

[frosty peak]

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[timber wind]

Ends up blundering due to time pressure

[radiant swan]

too bad i get 2200 opponents with it

[azure pivot]

Wait what’s the win percentage next to the names mean

[radiant swan]

faster

[ancient grail]

average accuracy of past games that got analyzed

within the last 12 hours

[azure pivot]

U can see that in game?

[timber wind]

My peak is 1670

[olive roost]

I play so shit man I don't even know how I get to 1700s

[ancient grail]

just a browser extension I installed

[radiant swan]

ok js move fast

[olive roost]

I play like 800 elo

[severe marsh]

hi

[radiant swan]

this is me bro