💬〡chess-talk

[empty forge]

you ever seen a position like this one?

[sharp forum]

my dreaded opening 😞

[atomic lintel]

just play d4 and c4 trust trust

[fleet dove]

yes

[sharp forum]

ye but i dont know the moves from there 💀

[atomic lintel]

it's fine i don't know batsh*t about opening theory

[somber lark]

clean game

[frail bay]

Queen

[sharp forum]

oh wow, @heady grove ggs

[undone crown]

Someone said cheater to me

[nimble arch]

What gui is this

[undone crown]

I played a really nice game

[nimble arch]

Is it what they call endgame ai

[frail bay]

How can you cheat at chess?

[silver badge]

Pee on them mister cat

[nimble arch]

If you hit the clock with a different hand than you moved your piece you cheat

[frail bay]

What are peoples opinion on castleing?

[nimble arch]

Good

[frail bay]

Suppose

[sharp forum]

ggs once again

[empty forge]

chess.com says im an idiot but i feel like a genius uwu

[halcyon flame]

Uh guys im new here

So I wanna be coached

Where do I ask for a coach?

[sharp forum]

ggs once again

[keen hearth]

Did you win?

[frail bay]

No

[halcyon flame]

Uh can anyone tell me where do I ask for a coach?

[somber lark]

yea

[frail bay]

Play me I’ll coach you

[halcyon flame]

Alr

[silver badge]

Mushahahahhaha

[halcyon flame]

Add me

[silver badge]

5 dollars an hour couch

Jk

[halcyon flame]

Oo

[frail bay]

https://link.chess.com/play/cl5wFb

[silver badge]

Am joking lol

[kindred crypt]

Using bots

[proper root]

yoo

[silver badge]

Pee on them mister cat

[halcyon flame]

I accepted

[waxen wraith]

https://link.chess.com/play/f7rn7y

[frail bay]

Beat bots 😂

[waxen wraith]

anyone elo idc

[somber kindle]

What elo and time?

[halcyon flame]

Yo bro i accepted it

[frail bay]

Your move

[silver badge]

Welcome

[somber kindle]

Play an actual opening instead of just pushing pawns

[empty forge]

10 min, im 900 and hes 800

[somber kindle]

And I know you were pushing pawns

Or not attacking

[nimble arch]

What does it do

Does it have an advantages

[somber kindle]

You were doing something wrong

[empty forge]

i just pushed two pawns in the whole game...

[sharp forum]

drew since i pre moved 😞

[silver badge]

I use my instincts to win any match no tactics at all

[somber kindle]

I once played this guy on lichess and I gave him two take backs during our game and basically in the last move with mate in one on the board this guy asks for a take back. I declined and won

[silver badge]

lol

But still am using my instincts to win any match

[kindred crypt]

Help meeee.

[sand trench]

230🎉

[serene umbra]

HOW U PLAYING &99,9

%99.9

[silver badge]

Well play

[serene umbra]

or is it how much elo u have gained

[sand trench]

Semi pro

[serene umbra]

fr

[silver badge]

Congratulations

[serene umbra]

congrats

How long it take

[sand trench]

30 days

[serene umbra]

wsg :3

[ember forum]

99.9% is the percentile, meaning thats how many players are worse than them

[serene umbra]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

gang coach me PLEASE

[pulsar stump]

Want coaching?

[serene umbra]

yes

i almost hit 600 then lost 4 in a row

[pulsar stump]

Okay okay

I’ll dm you now

[silver badge]

Nahhh

[serene umbra]

ty gang

dont say nahh

[silver badge]

lol

[sand trench]

You need to make your lifestyle healthy to grow very fast.

[serene umbra]

i get 8 hours of sleep i play ball and im on chess maybe 1-3 hours

[silver badge]

lol

[keen hearth]

Man my oppenet turned on their chess engin after that got caught in a losing position.

[silver badge]

Wow

[serene umbra]

DONT LOL ME IT WAS HARD

[sand trench]

I learned how the body and brain work.

[silver badge]

Bro I know that feeling

[serene umbra]

it hurts

[pulsar stump]

$50 to anyone who beats me in a singular game

[silver badge]

I was 500 once then got back to 400

[somber lark]

This is too good

[serene umbra]

theres where im boutt be

[silver badge]

🤣

[serene umbra]

dont laugh at me

[sand trench]

You should have high quality sleep and time from 9pm you should be in deep sleep by 1am If you sleep at 11 you will enter deep sleep by 3am

[serene umbra]

i started 5 days ago

[uncut parcel]

Am I missing something in this position?

[sand trench]

Amin 😂

[serene umbra]

i sleep at 11-12

[silver badge]

K chill

Am joking

[serene umbra]

thank u

[silver badge]

I sleep at 10 and wake up 7

[serene umbra]

how bro

[somber lark]

it's a rare move that noone plays

[silver badge]

Wdum how?

[serene umbra]

i sleep at 12 and wake up at 11

[silver badge]

Woah

U slept 12 straight

[weak wasp]

Hell yeah 🗣️🔥

[silver badge]

Try sleep 10 and put a timer at 7

U will wake up

And do some exercise

[uncut parcel]

Ah, fair. I prefer to just chase their stupid bishop. Though, I play d6 instead of d5, so slight difference

[weak wasp]

My peak is 640 and am currently stuck at 560 lmao

[serene umbra]

yeah well my new peak is like 582

now im 553

[heady grove]

Im WAY to tired to play chess rn

[sharp forum]

@heady grove it’s 2am so ima stop, good games today

[heady grove]

also this was happening

[sharp forum]

SAME FR

[heady grove]

I wasnt using any common sense

[sharp forum]

just too stupid to play chess i am 😞

[weak wasp]

Never play chess when you're tired (personal experience)

[heady grove]

I only drop like 50 ish elo

Hungry is worse for me

[sharp forum]

my friend once said to me, if you lose against same person twice, quit playing against them. i refused this!! i played like 6 times against a guy and lost 5 of em 😞, rip my elo :((

[sharp forum]

my elo fluctuates based on opponent

[heady grove]

My sister played a huy 8 times and went 8 for 8

[kindred crypt]

oh me oh my

[heady grove]

*guy

[weak wasp]

Never rematch with someone you lost with 🔥

[sharp forum]

mmmm

[sharp forum]

there’s a saying in life, never give up 🔥

[heady grove]

I was using my alt which somehow had premoves off

[sharp forum]

ouchie, mmm but i did draw a game w u by premoving my pawn 😭

1 min no time incremental muscle instincts kicked into much

you should see me in my rapid games sometimes, dishing out moves in 3 sec

then making a bad move and taking 3 mins to choose next move

😜

[sand fiber]

nanananna

[sharp forum]

MINECRAFT!!

@sand fiber

the uk isn’t drawn right

the shorelines

[sand fiber]

its all built

imma add woer

[sharp forum]

yk what i mean

[sand fiber]

no i actually dont

[sharp forum]

the shorelines!!

[frail bay]

Check out this #chess game: Aarideb vs shadowmalinois - https://www.chess.com/game/live/145385365095

[frosty peak]

Aarideb (122) vs. shadowmalinois (142)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Bc4 d6 3. Nf3 Qa5 4. O-O Qb4 5. Be2 Qxe4 6. d3 Qg4 7. h3 Qg5 8. Nxg5 f6 9. Ne4 d5 10. Nxc5 Be6 11. Nxe6 Kf7 12. d4 Kxe6 13. Bg4+ Kf7 14. Qf3 Nc6 15. Bh5+ Ke6 16. Qe3+ Kd6 17. Qg3+ e5 18. Bf3 Nxd4 19. Bxd5 Kxd5 20. Rd1 g5 21. Qg4 Nh6 22. Qe2 Bb4 23. Qf3+ Kc5 24. Qxb7 Rad8 25. h4 gxh4 26. Qc7+ Kd5 27. Qb7+ Kc5 28. Be3 Kc4 29. Bxd4 Rxd4 30. Rxd4+ Kxd4 31. Qxb4+ Kd5 32. Na3 Nf5 33. Rd1+ Kc6 34. Qb7+ Kxb7 35. Nb5 Rg8 36. Rd7+ Ka6 37. Nc7+ Ka5 38. Rd5+ Kb6 39. Na8+ Kc6 40. Rd3 Rxa8 41. Rf3 Rd8 42. Rxf5 Rd1+ 43. Kh2 Kd6 44. Rxf6+ Kd5 45. g4 Rd2 46. Rf7 e4 47. Kh3 Rxc2 48. Kxh4 Rxb2 49. a4 Kd4 50. Rxh7 e3 51. g5 exf2 52. Rf7 Rb1 53. [Rxf2] 

[somber lark]

uh gl with pirc

[sharp forum]

i live by uk shoreline and you dud em wrong

[frail bay]

All over the place game 😂

[sharp forum]

the higher the elo chess player, the less i understand their opening i see

[sand fiber]

what about them

[kindred crypt]

[halcyon flame]

Ggs shadow

[sharp forum]

you drew the ridges wrong in some areas, not putting em in

[azure pivot]

This is a basic opening bro

[sand fiber]

i followed a tutorial for the uk

[sharp forum]

i don’t look at opening unless the classic ones my 800 elo opponents throw at me :3

[sharp forum]

the tutorial is mid then 😦

[sand fiber]

ik the shetland islands and faroe

[frail bay]

Yea ggs the reviews their lol

[halcyon flame]

Lol

[zealous marsh]

Oliwia Kiolbasa with her best ever tournament as of date, damn.

[halcyon flame]

Add me on discord rq shadow

[frail bay]

@halcyon flame

[halcyon flame]

Hm?

[frail bay]

Rematch?

[halcyon flame]

Sure

[kindred crypt]

[empty forge]

what a cutie

[copper root]

A brilliant move!

From me! A toilet master

[somber lark]

not really

[zealous marsh]

Least obvious discovered attack tactic

I could smell it through the screen

[halcyon flame]

@frail bay

[copper root]

I couldn’t smell a dog 💩 if my face was in it bud

[halcyon flame]

I send u invite for challenge @frail bay

[empty forge]

if i ever lose to a woman in a chess tournament id renounce to my title of man

[copper root]

Just say you let them win to be a gentleman

[zealous marsh]

"Imagine losing to Judit Polgar"

• This guy, probably

[empty forge]

id never be gentleman, id never humiliate myself for women

[empty forge]

who even is that

[copper root]

I’m married so I do it daily

[zealous marsh]

how do you not know her when you're a chess player

[atomic lintel]

i went from 899 to 858 elo

[zealous marsh]

She's the best ever female chess player

[azure pivot]

He’s 1500

[copper root]

Yeah

[empty forge]

my senses are finely tuned to ignore anything related to women, if i ever heard about that "person" i cannot say

[zealous marsh]

I knew who Paul Morphy was when I was 1000 bruh

[atomic lintel]

ha i lost 7 in a row 3 days ago

[azure pivot]

Tbf he’s a bit more famous then polgar

[atomic lintel]

i know paul morphy & judit polgar as a trash 800

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Girdhar Gautam (girdhuu)

This is the Chess.com profile of girdhuu. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Girdhar Gautam (girdhuu)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 662 (909 peak)
Blitz: 346 (525 peak)
Bullet: 266 (671 peak)

[zealous marsh]

Then let me up that up an ante... I knew about Bent Larsen, Reshevsky and the old school GMs.

[copper root]

I got to 900 not too long ago. The mid 800s are tough today

[atomic lintel]

getting worse at each time control is so me core

[atomic lintel]

i'm struggling getting to 900

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> packinafatlip

This is the Chess.com profile of packinafatlip. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 906 (peak)
Blitz: 693 (945 peak)
Bullet: 411 (713 peak)

[empty forge]

why do men ever live when the only women worth it live in the ideal world...

[atomic lintel]

i was one point away but then i got tilted

[copper root]

Talk about tilt look at my blitz

[atomic lintel]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-25-2021/3AOY5_.gif

[copper root]

Pretty sure that’s what this guy did

[atomic lintel]

yo it's my 5+0 brain ong

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-blunder-falling-falling-from-chair-world-rapid-blitz-gif-24317443

[atomic lintel]

that's why i blunder trust

[empty forge]

its not even hard, it took me one day

[chrome sandal]

heyy

[tawdry mango]

probably one of the best clips of all time

[atomic lintel]

yea cuz ur 1500

[empty forge]

im 976...

[atomic lintel]

tf

[zealous marsh]

Me when I lie

[empty forge]

hearsay...

[atomic lintel]

yeah i'm sure the discord bot bumped you 400 elo

[empty forge]

hmmm

[empty forge]

what a cute profile, who is that uwu

[atomic lintel]

idk probably some random 1400

[tawdry mango]

pro tip: choose "advanced" when making a chess.com account. you get 1600 automatically 👍

and then peaksit to pretend that youre good

[atomic lintel]

and then i lose to everyone higher than 800

[tawdry mango]

"1600 in 1 second easy"

[tawdry mango]

PEAKSIT HOMIE

[atomic lintel]

no

[nimble arch]

I unironically got 2000 in 1 second and the badges for it all at the same time

[empty forge]

what a cute photo uwu

[nimble arch]

Cuz when i made my alt, it was 1200, so I asked chess.com to set it to 2k and then i got like 20 badges at the same time lop

[tawdry mango]

bro the starting rating calculations are so skewed it's too funny

u can also start advanced, play 1 game vs a 2200 and get instant 2k

[nimble arch]

Eh

Much more fun with your graph randomly turning into 2k

[ember forum]

hi

[nimble arch]

Also ive never gotten the option from much rd 😦

[tawdry mango]

HACKS

[nimble arch]

Its been like +200

But never more

[tawdry mango]

probably true

[odd eagle]

and new members get paired with more ch3aters smh

[nimble arch]

Thats fine

[tawdry mango]

do they?

where did they say that

[nimble arch]

They lose anyways so its a good idea

[nimble arch]

They dont lol

[odd eagle]

It's a fact lol

[tawdry mango]

bro works for chesscom

[nimble arch]

Not what that word means

[odd eagle]

premium members gets paired with less cheaters

[uncut parcel]

c6 😉

[copper root]

Lies

[nimble arch]

New members!= non-premium members

[odd eagle]

lol ok

that is why lichess is better

[copper root]

I’ve gotten some messages saying my opponent was cheating

[nimble arch]

Same

Lichesses anticheat prob is easier to bypass

[tawdry mango]

people think online chess is about UI only or whatever. meanwhile chesscom does so much for the chess community and pushing chess out to the world

[nimble arch]

Like if you cheat it just says game lost engine detected

[tawdry mango]

i play on both btw

[nimble arch]

When ur playing it

[tawdry mango]

surely it is. they dont have the resources to build a very very good anticheat like chesscom does

[digital obsidian]

how do you get the gm thing next to your name on discord

[tawdry mango]

but then again, there are much less cheaters simply due to playerbase on lichess. makes their jobs easier

[digital obsidian]

Someone please help

[zealous marsh]

Earn the Grandmaster title

[tawdry mango]

server tag. go into your profile and choose to display tag from this server

[digital obsidian]

ok

[nimble arch]

I think their anticheat being pubished is the reason but yeah that too lol

[digital obsidian]

thanks

[somber lark]

[tawdry mango]

but u think cheaters are smart people? they wont understand a single line of code

[hollow seal]

I know when that hotline bling

[ornate jewel]

drake

[tawdry mango]

anyone who is smart enough to understand an anticheat will have the reasoning to not cheat

[hollow seal]

Better Kendrick but yeah

[ornate jewel]

anticheat is probably not rocket science though

[ornate jewel]

I dont listen to either hits a dance move

cheaters are gonna cheat, which is why, you play blitz or bullet (unfortunately)

[tawdry mango]

so many bullet cheaters btw

[frail bay]

Really good tense game with @halcyon flame Check out this #chess game: Aarideb vs shadowmalinois - https://www.chess.com/game/live/145387165541

[frosty peak]

Aarideb (112) vs. shadowmalinois (150)

Move List

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Ne4 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 Nc5 5. Qg4 Nxa4 6. Qxa4 b5 7. Qe4 Bb7 8. Nf3 Bxe4 9. Ng5 d6 10. Nxe4 dxe5 11. Nc5 Qd5 12. Nd3 Qc4 13. Nxe5 Qxc2 14. Na3 f6 15. Nxc2 fxe5 16. Ne3 Nc6 17. O-O O-O-O 18. d4 Nxd4 19. Bd2 e6 20. Rac1 Ne2+ 21. Kh1 Rxd2 22. Nc4 bxc4 23. Rxc4 Be7 24. b4 Rf8 25. Rc6 Bxb4 26. Rxa6 Rd3 27. Ra8+ Kd7 28. Rb1 Bc5 29. Ra7 Rxf2 30. Rb5 Kc6 31. Rba5 Be3 32. R7a6+ Kd7 33. Rb5 Bf4 34. Rb7 Ng3+ 35. Kg1 Be3 36. hxg3 Rd1+ 37. Kh2 Bg5 38. Raa7 h5 39. Rxc7+ Kd6 40. Rcb7 h4 41. Rb5 hxg3+ 42. Kxg3 Bf4+ 43. Kxf2 Rd2+ 44. Ke1 e4 45. Ra6+ Ke7 46. Rb7+ Kf6 47. Rbb6 e3 48. Rxe6+ Kf5 49. Reb6 Bg3+ 50. Kf1 e2+ 51. Kg1 [e1=Q#] 

[ornate jewel]

the rating is crazy work

[tawdry mango]

it's the most obvious when people cheat in bullet

[ornate jewel]

lol

[empty forge]

how can anyone cheat in bullet

[halcyon flame]

Ggs

[ornate jewel]

application

[tawdry mango]

mostly due to time constraints. they always insta-move between 0.8 and 2 seconds. they have an extension/program that moves for them

[ornate jewel]

imagine downloading a chess cheat 💀

[tawdry mango]

u can scroll through my bullet games from 2023. can prob find a cheater every 2 pages

[empty forge]

something like a league of legends script? that seems like too much...

[ornate jewel]

lmao fr. Anything for rating these days

[tawdry mango]

they get banned though

chesscom anticheat is probably one of the best pieces of chess technology ever created

[ornate jewel]

chesscom or lichess?

[tawdry mango]

for what

[ornate jewel]

what do you like more in general

[empty forge]

i play cheaters all the time and never get my rating back...

[odd eagle]

Prefer lichess/FOA anticheat system more

[tawdry mango]

i play on both and they each have their strengths

[quartz goblet]

Getting stalemated in a losing game is funny

Guy had 4 pawns with 2 queens. Still stalemates

[ornate jewel]

I also like chess and math 😄

[empty forge]

tbh, i never got stalemated but i stalemate people all the time because im too lazy to calculate stuff in endgames

[odd eagle]

SAME

[broken flower]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001755249813499944/1054717579962372116/image1-4-2-1-1.gif

[quartz goblet]

That guy had an easy way to ladder checkmate me with 2 queens and he failed

[tawdry mango]

i blundered this stalemate the other day

[ornate jewel]

I always rage quit when doing this

[quartz goblet]

When i got the opportunity to get out, I got out quick

[tawdry mango]

probably one of the most insane stalemates ive seen

[empty forge]

thats beautiful tbh

[tawdry mango]

i thought i was being smart, locking his queen from any squares so i could trade queens and end easily

[quartz goblet]

This is how i got stalemated

[tawdry mango]

ridiculous

[ornate jewel]

crazy work

[quartz goblet]

When they say never quit in low elo, dont quit

Also....how many of you here blunder queens from time to time?

[tawdry mango]

like every 3 games

cause im a bullet fiend

[ornate jewel]

from time to time? Well, depends on which game mode and how you define time to time

[quartz goblet]

Even in this rating?

Im super trash then

[tawdry mango]

jk probably every 10 games. idk. things happen fast

in blitz basilly never

[ornate jewel]

In time scrambles, I blunder my queen quite a lot

[tawdry mango]

bullet is just chaos but controlled chaos

[ornate jewel]

when I have time, its pretty rare

[quartz goblet]

I dont even want to touch bullet

[tawdry mango]

it's the best time control online for sure

[quartz goblet]

Anyone else do 5 minute blitz?

[ornate jewel]

bullet is my strongest skill but its prob because im young

[ornate jewel]

sometimes

[quartz goblet]

3 minutes seems too fast for me

[tawdry mango]

if u want to have fun playing rapid and blitz, you can go to your local club and play real people

[ornate jewel]

I usually do 3|2

[pulsar stump]

Play 3/2 then

[tawdry mango]

online is like a video game. bullet dopamine, practice tactics and intuition

and learn opening setups

[quartz goblet]

Ill give it a shot when my brain gets good rest

[pulsar stump]

Ahhaha

[ornate jewel]

real people? 😱 Touching grass? 😱

[tawdry mango]

🤨

[quartz goblet]

So how far do you guys get in survival puzzle mode usually?

[tawdry mango]

35-45 average

[ornate jewel]

If I try, maybe 30 but I havent done one in a while

[tawdry mango]

if im trying go 50+

[quartz goblet]

What is considered a trash score in survival?

[tawdry mango]

3

[quartz goblet]

Ok....the maximum score that is considered trash

[ornate jewel]

thats kinda subjective

for me, prob like <21

[quartz goblet]

My record is 23...

[ornate jewel]

…

[tawdry mango]

i mean whatever corresponds to the rating level that u label "trash". if you think 1000 is trash, then wahtever 1000s score on average is a trash score

[ornate jewel]

did you try?

[quartz goblet]

Yes...

See my rating...it says a lot

[ornate jewel]

lol

[tawdry mango]

🆒

[ornate jewel]

It took me like a month to get out of your level ngl, just practice

[frosty panther]

i was banned for a day last night for asking the question “who has a fatter ass hikaru or magnus” is that justified

[quartz goblet]

It took u a month? Now this makes me want to quit

[ornate jewel]

it took me a month to go from 600-1200 but I just decided to calculate more and try harder

[mint adder]

Banned or muted

[frosty panther]

muted

[quartz goblet]

Yeah i think i should quit....

[mint adder]

Justified

[ornate jewel]

no, I mean to get from your level to 1200 😀

[frosty panther]

dang

[mint adder]

that’s weird as shit unless it’s me saying it

[ornate jewel]

just joined and getting muted is crazy work

[frosty panther]

nah it ain’t weird i was jsut tryna get the peoples opinion

[quartz goblet]

That's exactly what im saying...I should quit. Been nice knowing you

[uncut parcel]

Should have used a ph instead of an f... Might not have been banned?
(Hikaru)

[mint adder]

You prolly got better ways to speedrun mute or ban lol

[ornate jewel]

nah bro, i suck, you could get to 2000 by watching some videos and trying very hard in like a month

[uncut parcel]

Lol

[mint adder]

Not necessarily

[tawdry mango]

2k in a month 💀

[mint adder]

I agree they suck at chess but you can’t get to 2k in a month as a 400

[frosty panther]

i wasn’t speed running a ban i was simply getting the peoples opinion

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-wtf-face-gif-3910649995586292876

[ornate jewel]

ngl, maybe I should just quit chess

im way better at math after all

[frosty panther]

why would you quit tho

[tawdry mango]

math is misery

[ornate jewel]

cuz im ass

[ornate jewel]

nah I like it

[frosty panther]

you aren’t just magically good at chess

just like anything in life ma boi

[ornate jewel]

ok, ima set myself a challenge. If I dont get to 2000 in 2 weeks, im quirting chess forever

[digital obsidian]

What rating are you Sigma Integral

[tawdry mango]

that was me in high school

[ornate jewel]

1200

but I think im better than that ngl

[tawdry mango]

and then i decided to go pursue stats

and it was misery

[digital obsidian]

Im 2k right now but I feel like I should be 2100

[ornate jewel]

💀

[digital obsidian]

But Im hardstuck lol

[frosty panther]

integral your chillin

[tawdry mango]

bro there is no diff 💀

[ornate jewel]

stats is crazy

[frosty panther]

1200 is above average

[ornate jewel]

ngl, if im not very good, id rather do something that im actually “really good” at

[tawdry mango]

same but chess is not something u can get very good at very fast

[ornate jewel]

im going to high school next year 😃

[tawdry mango]

ur lucky u get to enjoy math for another 4 years

[frosty panther]

ah hell nah twin take that back

[ornate jewel]

lol

[tawdry mango]

wait until u get to university math : D

i think i sent my notes here once

[halcyon flame]

Guys

Is this good

Good*

I won't buy 0.02 seconds on the clock

[frosty panther]

since you said “ts” no

[tawdry mango]

ah here we go

[ornate jewel]

Im thinking on pursuing a PhD in pure math and maybe physics (cooked) lol

[halcyon flame]

I said this now

[tawdry mango]

enjoy

[silver badge]

wtf is this

[frosty panther]

ts doesn’t even mean this ts means this shit

[tawdry mango]

this was my second term class

[uncut parcel]

I had calc my freshman year of college. It was luckily my last math course as well😁

[ornate jewel]

interesting

[halcyon flame]

bro now it's ts for this

Nvm i don't wanna argue on smol stuff

[frosty panther]

idc what you think it may be it was originally meant for this shit and then bone heads like you started to misuse it

[tawdry mango]

nah i cant believe i just saw 2 chatters argue about what ts means

truly a 2025 timeline

[ornate jewel]

LOL 😅

[raven sinew]

Ts means this shit

[ornate jewel]

daily etymology debates

klassik

[uncut parcel]

Jesus

[ornate jewel]

bro you are such a goat ms. bongflower

I aspire to be like you one day

[odd eagle]

LMFAO
getting over 2600 elo just by rating compensation lol

[ornate jewel]

maybe im glazing a lil too much 💀

[somber lark]

that might happen to me right 😭

but without the refunds

[tawdry mango]

how are bonglord and zigzag 2500+ bro. i stopped being active in here for half a year. come back and these lads are up big

[odd eagle]

my bullet is stuck between 2100 and 2160 rip

[mint adder]

That feeling when every loss is against a cheater so you’re technically invincible

[odd eagle]

been stuck for 3 days

[somber lark]

I only gained 100+ in 9 months 😭

[tawdry mango]

drew a cheater? 💀 unless they were banned for another game

[mint adder]

mewhehehe

[tawdry mango]

u were not 2500 last time i saw u no cap

[ornate jewel]

💀

[somber lark]

I was 2400 💀

[somber lark]

when was the last time?

[tawdry mango]

idk like maybe june last year

i havent been active so i dont remember

ok guess u were never under 2k

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b6_otp

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Rapid: 2234 (2227 peak)
Blitz: 2048 (2116 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (peak)

[azure pivot]

Based off my profile what rating would I be considered as

[tawdry mango]

just use ur highest

cause thats probably what you spent the most time on

and the best representation of skill

[azure pivot]

Ig so

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nxchman

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1206 (1259 peak)
Blitz: 934 (971 peak)
Bullet: 1112 (1276 peak)

[versed jasper]

Us bro

But maybe youre more affacted by cheatera

[tawdry mango]

how are you 2k but that is your first cheater msg

[raven sinew]

We are not the same

[ornate jewel]

I got compensated like 3 times for cheaters

[raven sinew]

Account made June 24 😭

[versed jasper]

Nah in website it shows the latest

[raven sinew]

I've played 25 confirmed cheaters this month, most multiple times. Probably played like 50 games against cheaters this month

[versed jasper]

Above 2500 there are mostly cheaters as long as i heard ;-;

[mint adder]

Cheaters are everywhere man

You either live with it or switch to OTB

[tawdry mango]

? yeah thats what im talking about. thats your first cheater message. the message before is the welcome to chesscom message lmao

[tawdry mango]

ah i see

[versed jasper]

How do someone chat cheat in otb?

[raven sinew]

Wyd here

[ornate jewel]

Nf3

[mint adder]

You can cheat in OTB but most people who go OTB don’t cheat, because they’re genuine people looking to improve and play chess

[tawdry mango]

Bg5

[ornate jewel]

blud tryna get the sauce

[versed jasper]

Ponzini opening uh E5 attack the knight

[versed jasper]

💀

[raven sinew]

Ponzini????

[ornate jewel]

e5 is kinda crazy ngl

[versed jasper]

Ponziani 😭🙏

[mint adder]

But well if you actually are dedicated enough to cheat OTB there are ways that I won’t go into detail but you can figure it out

[raven sinew]

You have no idea what youre saying

[tawdry mango]

ask hans

[fallow frost]

wsg chat

[tawdry mango]

jk

[raven sinew]

What makes you think its a ponziani

[ornate jewel]

like the hans pink vibrating special

[raven sinew]

Fake ass 2100 June 24 account mf

[tawdry mango]

june 24th

[versed jasper]

Wearing a smart spectacles maybe

[raven sinew]

Ponziani dumbass mf

[magic shard]

hide phone in bathroom (make it obvious)

[mint adder]

And bro is 2100 rated, made his account three days ago

[ornate jewel]

is bro legit

[mint adder]

Usually they don’t last long

[fallow frost]

guys

[ornate jewel]

aint no way blud started 3 days ago and is 2100

[fallow frost]

is the pirc defense a good opening

[versed jasper]

We all are here 🙏

[junior zenith]

hi

[gentle quest]

There are probably better options but it's valid

[ornate jewel]

if you like getting dominated then yes

[tawdry mango]

yes one of the top indian players. you should respect him

legendary 🙏 😭

[junior zenith]

Idk, i like play sicilian defense

[still pond]

Anyone want to play chess

[ornate jewel]

the self glaze is crazy 💀

[versed jasper]

Maybe you wont get the sarcasm

[still pond]

my friend is 400 rated and he wants an opponent

[fallow frost]

im 416

[tawdry mango]

use the "play" feature on chesscom

[ornate jewel]

btw, how did you make your account 3 days ago and you are 2100?

[gentle quest]

Tell him to boot up a random game online

[junior zenith]

ok, play with me

[ornate jewel]

did you play on like lichess or smth?

[versed jasper]

Someday ill send u my otb matches videoes in dm currently idh nitro so i cant send u also the 3 days acc is a long story

I mean only a 3 day story

[raven sinew]

How is it a long story

[tawdry mango]

i got time

[raven sinew]

Why did you make an account 3 days ago

[versed jasper]

Ok

[tawdry mango]

i got 24 hours dedicated to this long story

[ornate jewel]

campfire story

[tawdry mango]

i usually charge $100/h of my time

but for your story, ill listen for free

jk bro u do u. gonna go back to work see ya kids

[ornate jewel]

work?

like a j*b?

[tawdry mango]

im 24 bro. dont got all day to play chess : (

[ornate jewel]

😭

[burnt junco]

Job

[timber badge]

We all know how that goes

[tawdry mango]

pray tell

[ornate jewel]

mr. raj is being a sussy baka rn

[timber badge]

Shevchenko ahh plan

[waxen wraith]

do all chess players strike the same pose or something

u not the thinker

debatable

[timber badge]

I lowk first play d6 before castles

[raven sinew]

He's really typing his whole backstory

[raven sinew]

Sucks because of bg5

[ornate jewel]

lmao

[fallow frost]

id develop knight and bishop then castle

[olive temple]

[ornate jewel]

same

[tawdry mango]

ping me when hes done fr

[raven sinew]

I used to play d6 against qc2 but then I realized its bad so I castle first

[raven sinew]

No

[fallow frost]

wait guys

the caro kann is a good opening right

[raven sinew]

No

[harsh thunder]

if you know how to play it

then yes

[ornate jewel]

I never lose with the caro

[fallow frost]

cause im lowk getting bored of playing the pirc defense and kings indian every game

[tawdry mango]

do it or else ill have to boot up the laptop and get challenge u to a bullet match

[ornate jewel]

dont play kings indian imo

[harsh thunder]

?

[fallow frost]

why not

i thought it was a good opening

[harsh thunder]

kings indian i so goos

[ornate jewel]

I lost a tournament from kings indian (I have trauma)

[harsh thunder]

good

[fallow frost]

😭

[raven sinew]

Wyd here

[harsh thunder]

its not the kings indian fault💔

[versed jasper]

I have a old account of chess.com (google linked) but there is my one fking online friend whom i found in discord we play bgmi together (indian server of pubg if u know) usually i play in school college i mean mostly but my friend's account got banned in bgmi so he asked me for my account i trusted him so i gave my account to him and he litrally scamed my bgmi google account (which is linked with my chess.com) the threatned him for leaking is phone no. And stuff but that didnt work so i gave up and started focusing on otb matches more but then my school friends said to create a account to play together so i did previously i was around 1900-2050 may new with new account i was getting 150 around elo defeating per player but when i lost it stops that how i got 2100 in such a short time and its 4 days not 3 💀 also i play otb mostly i created chess.com acc for fun cuz rating and stuff dont matter at all in my school and area where we play chess and as i am preparing for a copetitive exam i reduced that also and "one of the best player in india and that pfp is sarcasm for my school friends"

[harsh thunder]

win

[ornate jewel]

if the opponent starts a kingside attack, youre cooked (like I was in the tournament)

[zealous marsh]

Omg I just have a sexy mate

[fallow frost]

id lowk push e3 then bishop d3 and castle

[patent patrol]

sometimes u gotta hit itttt

[zealous marsh]

Be7 works too but wow

[rain nexus]

i don’t know yall but i hope all u reading stay safe and happy. crazy world we live in

[raven sinew]

"Guys i didnt cheat i just gave my old account to my friend after he cheated and then he cheated again"

[versed jasper]

I saw most of otb player pose is this so i did even tho i am not playing that time

[versed jasper]

No he didnt also cheated 😭

[harsh thunder]

guys is the bongcloud best opening

[versed jasper]

He domt even know chess

[fallow frost]

yes

[tawdry mango]

ok bro very inspirational. u didnt have to type that 💀

[ornate jewel]

e3

[versed jasper]

Ok bro 😭

[tawdry mango]

bro typed for 10 mins

[ornate jewel]

lol 😭

[tawdry mango]

u should not take anything on discord that seriously

[ornate jewel]

bro when did you start playing?

[versed jasper]

;-; you guys you wanna listen the long story

[fallow frost]

im gonna go do puzzles for 30 mins

[fallow frost]

cya

[versed jasper]

Covid 19 tume

*time

[fallow frost]

queen h4 rn

[tawdry mango]

exf5 great move

[nimble arch]

Wow good structuring

[versed jasper]

I admit that my rating is not totaly right cuz i was getting 150 elo per win when i created my account but now i am stabalising the rating also the who said it did not last long we will se together 🙏

[tawdry mango]

@nimble arch is tilt still around

[raven sinew]

What

[timber badge]

I think I go for nbd7 there after bg5 in qc2 nimzo @raven sinew

[versed jasper]

Okay

[regal osprey]

playing for a draw when you're down to 15 seconds and your opponent still has 3 minutes

not even worth the stress

[kindred crypt]

I just played a game with 89.4% accuracy 😭

[ornate jewel]

nice

[hollow hedge]

My queen :3

[raven sinew]

Yeah then white goes e3 and its just annoying to play as black

[timber badge]

Ye sorta

[raven sinew]

I used to play it

[timber badge]

I go h6 g5 b6 stuff

[raven sinew]

Then stopped cause it sucks

[fallow frost]

how is this a brilliancy

[raven sinew]

This is just never comfortable

[nimble arch]

The structure of the study

[timber badge]

No one rlly played bg5 against me till now

[hollow hedge]

Wins the queen and mate afterwards

[raven sinew]

Castling before d6 is better in every way

[nimble arch]

Yes but not this server

[raven sinew]

Oh yeah its 31 chapters

[timber badge]

So I don't really have first hand experience

[fallow frost]

what if they take with pawn

[hollow hedge]

That's what happens if they take with the pawn

[fallow frost]

oh you still win it

[raven sinew]

Even if they just go e3 without bg5 it isnt pleasant

I realized I never liked my positions after qc2 d6

[fallow frost]

also why havent they taken your queen yet

[raven sinew]

Castling before d6 is great tho

[timber badge]

I lowk won a lot from there 💀

[sand fiber]

uhmmm

[timber badge]

Tho I should prolly learn better lines

Than these random sidelines

[harsh thunder]

guys why am i so ass

[weary quarry]

qxc5 is forced then white plays qe6# checkmate right

[timber badge]

Also bro ur alapin line is so goated thanks again for introducing me to it 💀 @raven sinew

[hollow hedge]

No not forced

[raven sinew]

Where bro ur account has 2 games where youre 0.5/2 with it

[hollow hedge]

Pawn can capture the bishop

[raven sinew]

Ur welcome

[timber badge]

Otb im 2/2 💀

[raven sinew]

Oh thats different

[weary quarry]

its the only move that doesnt lose material so id suppose most people would play it

[raven sinew]

Ever since fabi played it in the candidates everyone goes bg5

[timber badge]

But to be fair my opponents were ass

[weary quarry]

does anyone want to play a game of chess?

[raven sinew]

d6 is only fun if white is dumb and goes e4

[timber badge]

Lmao

[raven sinew]

But if white players conservative normal moves then its always kinda unpleasant as black imo

Hence why you castle then go d6

[timber badge]

Oh so u want them to go e4

Smart

[raven sinew]

Not really

[dark sundial]

Hii

[timber badge]

What's the big idea then 😭

[raven sinew]

But if they dont go e4 then black is chilling unlike the other line where if they dont go e4 black is stuck

[rustic kettle]

what openingg atr we talking about

[raven sinew]

Its more flexible

Less uncomfortable for black if white isnt trash

[timber badge]

Hmm

[digital obsidian]

How do yall get to 2100 dealing with cheaters and stuff

[rustic kettle]

???

[rustic kettle]

play 3+0

[digital obsidian]

if anyone here is 2100

[raven sinew]

Use cheaters to manipulate your rating

[uncut parcel]

I'm guessing some D4 opening?
London maybe?

[digital obsidian]

I want to get 2100 rapid

[raven sinew]

Doesn't help

[timber badge]

I'll look into it next week

[frozen dew]

We cheat back 🤙🏻

[digital obsidian]

what do you mean

[raven sinew]

I literally just prepped it today but im gonna play it now

[timber badge]

I message steam support that they are hackers

[rustic kettle]

I only met one cheater during my rapid grind to 2.2k

[digital obsidian]

Really?

[rustic kettle]

I think most of them vanishes around 2k

[raven sinew]

Lose a bunch of rating to cheaters, play shitters at your new low rating, then wait for refunds and you'll be higher than where you started

[rustic kettle]

Yeah

[frozen dew]

How many games have u played

[digital obsidian]

I play a lot at 2k

[raven sinew]

Rapid has fewer cheaters than it used to

[digital obsidian]

I feel like it has more

[rustic kettle]

Oh for rapid its a really few games

[kindred crypt]

It is time to end the request that has been for weeks if not more than a month

[digital obsidian]

I face a lot some time

[timber badge]

Bro I remember losing 11 consecutive games in rapid to Cheaters

[raven sinew]

I've played almost 30 cheaters this month

[timber badge]

💀

[frozen dew]

Mb that's why u faced only one

[timber badge]

Bong do u have some goated stuff against london

[rustic kettle]

Well yeah it was pretty easy to get to 2.2k rapid

[plain sapphire]

Be not the one that sends requests to Hikaru, but the one that Hikaru sends requests to

[timber badge]

Wtf

[uncut parcel]

Without sounding like a nerd...

Shouldn't your resting be the RESULT, not the GOAL?

[proven wave]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

That has to be a joke
That is not real

[ember forum]

sup

[timber badge]

What.

[plain sapphire]

Its actually real believe it or not

[proven wave]

Bye everyone

[ember forum]

cya

[uncut parcel]

The goal should be improvement.
Not some arbitrary number

[plain sapphire]

💀

[timber badge]

Oh this one

[raven sinew]

Im at 25 confirmed but obviously those are just the ones that got caught

[kindred crypt]

Hi

[uncut parcel]

That's how my bowling coach described progress

[kindred crypt]

Come back

[raven sinew]

Blacks winrate is super good and engine approves and its rare

[modest fern]

i tried doing this a few times, but i didn't do well. lol i don't understand how to play these positions it seems

[raven sinew]

Skill issue

[modest fern]

yeah very much so...

[somber lark]

what if they go h3 instead of Nbd2

[kindred crypt]

After seeing this
I need to level up

[timber badge]

What do u do against bg5 here

[plain sapphire]

h3 doesnt work because you can play Bd6 and white doesnt have Bg3

[timber badge]

I have been wanting to learn this line properly for a long time 💀

[modest fern]

but generally london players don't allow their bishop to be taken like this

[somber lark]

better than giving the bishop pair 😭

[timber badge]

But procrastinating

[azure pivot]

Isn’t that kinda dangerous with bb3 nxb3 a b3

[plain sapphire]

Every once in a while he challenges some 2750+ to blitz games

[timber badge]

Bro what

U are 2800 wtf

[plain sapphire]

No its actually not 💀

Nh5 Bg5 white has a slight edge imo

[raven sinew]

Like 5.bg5? Thats rare but just c5 ig

[modest fern]

i am really interested in your name lol

[plain sapphire]

Im 2800 on the dot 💀

[somber lark]

my first instinct aswell why is it rare

[azure pivot]

I hate rapid nons that are 2k rapid and 1600 blitz

[timber badge]

Nono after nh5

[plain sapphire]

I wonder if i can get the 2800-2999 role

[kindred crypt]

I am jealous

[raven sinew]

Oh f6

[modest fern]

how accurately have you described me? i

[timber badge]

F5 g6?

[azure pivot]

[timber badge]

F6 g5*

[plain sapphire]

f6 g6 be7 or f6 g6 bd6 are both more or less fine iirc

[raven sinew]

No not g5

G6 usually so ur knight doesnt get trapped

[timber badge]

G6

[raven sinew]

And Be7

[timber badge]

Bro I hate autocorrect

😭 obv not g5 ahhhh

Time to try this line

Once again

[quasi nova]

I played my 30|30 game last night with 90 accuracy I am very happy with that I smoked my opponent who I had never beaten before that game

[raven sinew]

Well these a line f6 Bh4 Be7 g4 g5

My only game in this line is against a gm 😦

[timber badge]

💀 rn against 2.bf4 london I go for c5 e3 nd5 💀

[radiant swan]

titled guy teach me when 😔

[raven sinew]

Bro d4 nf6 bf4 c5 e3 qb6

[somber lark]

that's not bad, I play that sometimes

[timber badge]

Nd5 is funny tho

[modest fern]

congrats brother

[plain sapphire]

To quote @raven sinew ,
"Tears do not buy my wisdom im afraid"
"Venmo does"

[timber badge]

I am on 5/6 with it otb tho only in rapid and blitz 😭

[raven sinew]

After qb6 you can choice between making a draw as black or playing on in a pleasant position with d6 (assuming white even knows the draw line)

[timber badge]

Imagine playing for a draw

[raven sinew]

I've never lost to the london otb

[modest fern]

it's crazy how AI has taken my job for free yet it can't really teach me chess.

[timber badge]

Real sigmas push for the win and lose

[timber badge]

Wild

[raven sinew]

Oh nvm I lost once as a 1600 to an nm in a time scramble after being better

[modest fern]

except when you were losing the whole game, finding drawing lines feel like a blessing then

[raven sinew]

But otherwise ive always cooked the london

[copper root]

Real sigmas are up 17 points then stalemate on accident

[fleet dove]

by beating them

[timber badge]

Bong what's ur uscf rn

[plain sapphire]

Also im pretty bad at coaching 💀

[raven sinew]

I mean im always fine with a draw as black assuming my opponent is my rating or better

[quasi nova]

This was my "stats" or whatever lmao, had a few tism moments but nothing too bad

[timber badge]

I lowk never am satisfied with a draw 💀

[radiant swan]

ur still good at chess im not 😔

[timber badge]

Even if it's with a higher rated

[fleet dove]

draws are based actually

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2028 (2121 peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2153 peak)
Bullet: 2104 (2116 peak)

[plain sapphire]

what would you want to learn

[raven sinew]

Well otb im not cause I dont wanna waste tournament opportunities but if its blitz I dont give a shit take 30 seconds of my time and give me the white pieces

[radiant swan]

how to move the pieces

[plain sapphire]

I recommend this book

On learning how to move the pieces

[modest fern]

four great moves. nice! i am curious though was the guy your friend or someone you know? how do y'all get such long matches lol.. i struggle to find 5 min games

[radiant swan]

im not here to lose bro 💀

[timber badge]

Hmm

[fleet dove]

otb even, draws are fine if they are well deserved

[modest fern]

naah just teacch me how the knight moves. it seems like even magnus finds them tricky

[fleet dove]

as my favorite world champion once said, if I make 40 good moves and you make 40 good moves the game will end in a draw

[raven sinew]

Yeah I mean I dont mind a draw after a long game. I dont feel bad and I usually have a good interesting game to analyze

[fleet dove]

it is what it is

[quasi nova]

It was an OTB tournament at my local chess club. Every week we would do 1 game of 30|30 and last night was the final week of the classical games

[fleet dove]

yea exactly

[raven sinew]

But otb I aint playing for a quick draw unless my opponent is better

[modest fern]

aahh i see. unfortunately got no chess clubs nearby where I live.

[fleet dove]

playing for a quick draw is not advised yea

but sometimes pieces just get exchanged and not much you can do

[raven sinew]

I've made one quick draw otb

Cause opponent and I would tie for 1st if we drew

[modest fern]

playing drawish lines agaisnt gambit players = instant win

[radiant swan]

imma be fr i kinda wanna learn how to attack

[modest fern]

cause they don't know better

[raven sinew]

I was white and he was a 2100 and we played like 10 moves and drew in a random kings indian position

[fleet dove]

amazing match fixing

[raven sinew]

I mean we didnt agree to it ahead of time

Didn't feel like having a dogfight for 1st in the last round of a 1 day tourney against a 2100

[modest fern]

i recommend learning kickboxing

[plain sapphire]

I aint gonna lie whenever I attack, I just throw every single piece at my opponents king and hope they either get mated or run out of time

And if they don't get mated or flag then I just lose

💀

[fleet dove]

i was being cheeky, drawing in that scenario is acceptable

[radiant swan]

thats the thing idk how to coordinate my pieces to start one 💀

[patent patrol]

Seems like a good dude too letting u tie

[quasi nova]

Ah that sucks. Thankfully my club is a 30 seconds drive from where I live. Hopefully a club pops up in the future for ya

[raven sinew]

It was his 2nd uscf tourney and he was like 2150 fide and was from Serbia

[radiant swan]

yk how to throw pieces i cant even point pieces at their king

[raven sinew]

Don't think he cares

[modest fern]

just put them on the chess board

[patent patrol]

Dudes prolly just sitting there yearning for something FIDE

[plain sapphire]

i mean first of all there has to be the right conditions for an attack

[patent patrol]

Nvm I didn’t see u said 2150 fide

[plain sapphire]

like attacking in a sicilian dragon is a lot better than trying to attack in a exchange slav

[raven sinew]

Just play the alabama gambit if you wanna attack

[fleet dove]

hell no

[modest fern]

when the other person is distracted just punch them in the face.

[radiant swan]

and i dont know the conditions to attack

best 2100 👍 👍 👍

i js throw pawns and my opponents lose

no actual piece coordination

[raven sinew]

I'm pretty happy with my new nimzo and closed sicilian lines i think if I can gain experience with them it should be enough for 2600

I just need to get the hang of the new repertoire

[modest fern]

its actually kinda fun to push pawns desperately in sicilian when you know that you are lost out of the opening

[raven sinew]

Oh and that London line

[quasi nova]

Is an inaccuracy an alright move but there were better moves in the position?

[raven sinew]

I've fixed my closed sicilian, nimzo, and London. Might fix my alapin and 4N English but then I think ill be ready to push for 2600

[modest fern]

depends. inaccuracies are generally meant to be avoided, but very normal if not made repeatedly... back 2 back inaccuracies can hurt your position badly.. do it once in a while, even a gm won't notice

[uncut parcel]

Good is "alright"
Inaccuracy you usually gave up too much in the move

[raven sinew]

Just have to get reps in with my new lines

[modest fern]

i have given up learning openings at this point i don't know why. i just don't have the motivation rn

[raven sinew]

Inaccuracy means you had the wrong idea

[uncut parcel]

That's probably a good thing.
Studying pawn formations, puzzles and end games will probably help you more

[quasi nova]

Yeah now that I'm looking at the move I made it did end up losing my passed pawn even tho I did get 2 pawns from white back. So yeah it makes sense now thanks. Went from -6 to - 3 oops

[plain sapphire]

I mean there's stuff like when your opponent creates a hook when the kings are castled on opposite sides

[fleet dove]

inaccuracies are not real do not trust chess.com annotations especially with the browser engine

[modest fern]

yeah i mean that's pretty much my chess personality. get worse positions in the opening and then outplay them in the middlegame

[raven sinew]

I think if I truly locked in I could get 2600 this summer but I don't think I'm gonna lock in

2600 might wait till next summer

[plain sapphire]

Also whenever your opponent has a weakness and most of his pieces are protecting that weakness, you can use the principle of 2 weaknesses and try to attack his king

[modest fern]

but sometimes i crave the feeling of winning in the opening itself. too rare for a lazy ass person like me who never studies openings

[uncut parcel]

Yeah. I do the same thing, see something good positionally (I think) but miss an 'obvious' tactic, or find a good threatening move, that let's then have a passer, or trap a piece... Etc

[plain sapphire]

Whenever there's opposite colored bishops with the queens on, the attacking side benefits a lot because they can attack on the color of their bishop, and the defending side can't really defend with their bishop

[fleet dove]

bro wants to play the least amount of chess as possible

[raven sinew]

Gotta study them to win with them

[modest fern]

actually i love messing around in blitz i play the most obscure lines because as wise men say : in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

[raven sinew]

Play obscure lines but study the obscure lines

[tribal pagoda]

idk this chess have called xray move too bruh

[raven sinew]

Like the alabama gambit

[quasi nova]

Computer wanted me to bring my king which seems obvious now but during the moment I must have thought that I'd lose my pawn either way so I sent my rook to grab my opponents pawns. I was still completely winning but oh well

[uncut parcel]

Is that where you sac your sister so you can mate your mom?

[raven sinew]

No it's where you kiss your brother instead of your sister

[modest fern]

oh yeah we chess people are violent,.. we have xrays , pins, skewers, forced mates and worse of all intercontinental ballistic missiles

[uncut parcel]

Been there, homey....
Def been there😁

[modest fern]

we own dragons too btw.

[tribal pagoda]

thats sound like some of client button

[modest fern]

we have genetically modified them to reproduce faster and we call them accelerated dragon

[tribal pagoda]

dead chat for 4 mins

[modest fern]

my humour had people rolling on the floor

[vocal musk]

@modest fern pleaes connect ur account

[sterile atlas]

Yeah we just couldn’t compete with the comedy

[vocal musk]

for trusted role

[rotund sun]

hi chat

[modest fern]

oh yeah wait a second forgot to do that

[sterile atlas]

Omg I did the thing

[modest fern]

yeah d4 players can't compete with our humour

[south token]

D1 hater

[uncut parcel]

I'm not a D4 player!
Can I be funny too?

[modest fern]

just for the mods : this conversation is definitely chess- related.

[modest fern]

oh yeah just avoid d4 and you are good

[tribal pagoda]

nvm i just decline it

[uncut parcel]

We're totally using chess words and everything!
Check!

[uncut parcel]

Done and done! 🤜🤛

[sterile atlas]

😮‍💨 1. f3

[modest fern]

... e5

[uncut parcel]

That's funny... In a different way😋

[modest fern]

yeah i call 1. f3 dark humour

[thorny valley]

someone teach me chess ts to hard

[floral trellis]

Bro I keep going in and out of 500 it’s so annoying

[kindred plinth]

Whatchu mean by that in your bio

[modest fern]

give me money and i shall bestow my wisdom upon you

[vocal musk]

yes

[sage breach]

Hi! What is happening?

[burnt junco]

Hi

[thorny valley]

ill give monopoly money

[sage breach]

Hi

[vocal musk]

welcome, please connect ur account with /connect for trusted role

[kindred crypt]

I’m sick of so many fcking cheats

[waxen wraith]

we can play like 1 game of chess i'm about to log off

i'm not that good btw

[kindred plinth]

Its too hard you forcing yourself to play

[thorny valley]

bet easy game gm for garbage man

[waxen wraith]

i'm making a link

[vocal musk]

connect u raccount

[charred condor]

Lucas knows what you did

[twilit creek]

https://www.chess.com/game/140087561424 i like to bully 😭

[vocal musk]

please only in #😆〡random-memes keep this chat chess related

[waxen wraith]

https://link.chess.com/play/0V7tmM

[novel ice]

https://youtube.com/shorts/OBb7LYQBlM0?si=kP64T2ADFxTCCtX3

[vocal musk]

we have a #😆〡chess-memes channel man

[gentle quest]

If they award double then there will be rating inflation

[uncut parcel]

Yeah, so much....

[kindred crypt]

Yeah, Maybe

[nimble arch]

Better if the game was disregarded, else people would be encouraged to lose to cheaters

Or obvious cheaters

And may spam rematches to reverse farm them

[mild moat]

.

[empty forge]

yes because cheaters make me have panic attacks and hurt my feelings

[kindred crypt]

You got a point

[mild moat]

sad...

[thorny valley]

gang i did good right

[waxen wraith]

u cooked bro

[thorny valley]

ikr

so is chess for me

[kindred crypt]

I was traumatized after someone from a server telling me to play them and laugh at me after winning twice
I felt relived when I saw the accuracy was 95% and then found out that he cheated

[mild moat]

u r for chess <3.

[waxen wraith]

practicce and yea keep it up

[patent patrol]

Me waking up the next day after letting a 1500 farm me to 2400

[mild moat]

damn

[kindred crypt]

His rating was shown to be 1600 as well

[mild moat]

report-

[kindred crypt]

I felt embarrassed and traumatized and did not want to play that day

[patent patrol]

I’ve only played one person cheating here and they trapped my queen in the middle of the board in a regular position

[kindred crypt]

He is banned

[patent patrol]

Sometimes the engine rly shows u all of its magic

[twilit creek]

chess review show i am 1600 WOW

[mild moat]

new 1600 elo players

are generally found as cheaters

[nimble arch]

You should not be afarid to lose, ignore the trashtalker

[kindred crypt]

His account was new

[kindred crypt]

Yeah...

[patent patrol]

Being trash talked by chess players is like

Genuinely band kid level they’re so lame

[kindred crypt]

Thank you❤️

[patent patrol]

I got messaged today saying I get what I deserve after losing a rematch 😭

[mild moat]

thats why, whenever I create a new account putting at advanced level ofc, I lose, but this time, I won cuz that new player wasnt a cheater.

[patent patrol]

Board game is not that serious

[nimble arch]

Bro is definitely not breaking tos trust

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sampi Aimar (beegreen1)

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Name: Sampi Aimar (beegreen1)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1407 (peak)
Blitz: 1247 (1287 peak)
Bullet: 1313 (1377 peak)

[patent patrol]

fit weak

[kindred crypt]

I see

[mild moat]

no- definetely no 😭

I usually defeat my friends who are in the range of 1600-1750

[kindred crypt]

[buoyant wyvern]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

Hi

[slim gulch]

Hi Mr Oxygen

[rustic kettle]

bb4

queen c5