💬〡chess-talk

[kindred crypt]

@vocal musk is probably gonna reply something like

"Step 1 : Connect your account"

[strange bobcat]

its not invis lol but fair point

[radiant swan]

for me grunfeld is suffocating for black and well ive proven it quite a lot of times once against neurolink second against this 2200

[somber cipher]

bit late there pal

[radiant swan]

@lone totem quit grunfeld bro

[ancient grail]

so close...

[kindred crypt]

Blame the internet speed

[somber cipher]

yeah yeah yeah

[vocal musk]

Grunfeld is great shush

[ancient grail]

one more game

[strange bobcat]

the username 😭

[ancient grail]

please, god of chess. Don't make me tilt

[radiant swan]

bro like getting suffocated as black

[loud dome]

I like Grünfeld

[slim gulch]

Hai :3

[pine ravine]

gl bro

[ancient grail]

thanks

[somber cipher]

every time i play online i lose on time 5 times then go try playing martin and stalemate after 2 hours

[plucky kelp]

Hello :3

[pine ravine]

im on road to get to 1900

[ancient grail]

I'm gonna need it

[radiant swan]

punish grunfeld players by hanging on to ur center 💀

[pine ravine]

48 elo left

[radiant swan]

and then they fall apart 👍

[vocal musk]

My winrate is probably 40% on it

[somber cipher]

intercontinental ballistic missile gambit peak

[loud dome]

Dude how

[vocal musk]

Idk can u double check rn?

[radiant swan]

switch to queen's indian defense (Kasparov variation) its better

[tribal pagoda]

stop posting the same picture 😿

[loud dome]

Sure

[vocal musk]

I will one day

[strange bobcat]

shush im trying to aura farm

[glass stratus]

r_catlurk

[vocal musk]

Scam link

[kindred crypt]

I don't think anyone beats me here at chessboxing

[ancient grail]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[crimson gazelle]

-100 elo
↙️

[tribal pagoda]

catfischer

[somber cipher]

whats the lowest elo one can have

[glass stratus]

PaimonNom

[vocal musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307083196445495396/1307083882323247185/bounce.gif

[strange bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1175493026546716753/1378400134378819604/moggermoon.gif

[high badge]

I had negative elo at some point

[pine ravine]

100 ig

[zealous marsh]

When tf was this ever a link

[vocal musk]

Wtf paimon is one of the 8 kings of hell stop posting this shit here

[pine ravine]

wtf??

[crimson gazelle]

Coach me neqa

[kindred crypt]

Click the profile button on your chess.com for answer

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> slur

[glass stratus]

control your emotions

[crimson gazelle]

How

🤓 erm mods!!

[vocal musk]

You used an n word slur

[plucky kelp]

why did u call them that? 💀

[kindred crypt]

How about i coach you? i am 2100 and thhhe price is way cheaper

[radiant swan]

not a slur nickname tho

[crimson gazelle]

Thought he was chill

[somber cipher]

i've been playing against 6 to 9 year olds at chess the past week anyone got tips

[spring lion]

In case youre too intellectually challenged to understand, there’s another chess website by the name of lichess that exists

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Rapid: 2059 (2121 peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2153 peak)
Bullet: 2061 (2116 peak)

[radiant swan]

come coach me

[inland coyote]

Uzbek chess

[strange bobcat]

you gotta take a business class bro what are you even doing

[plucky kelp]

and he got assasinated

[vocal musk]

No, pakistani chess

[fluid ridge]

ah but 2300 lichess is like 600 chess.com, doesn’t count lmao

[pine ravine]

i didnt eveno know it was slur lol...

[pine ravine]

i mean it aint the real n word

[plucky kelp]

but it really sounds like one

[glass stratus]

🐐

[pine ravine]

it really doesnt

[vocal musk]

But thats what he meant against you and he oaid the orice

[kindred crypt]

Really good elo right there

[kindred crypt]

So you admit to pronouncing the n word?

[glass stratus]

maaa

[kindred crypt]

Did bro really go banned

[fluid ridge]

it’s implied

[kindred crypt]

How come you...

[kindred crypt]

Not that pfp 😭🙏

[plucky kelp]

💀

[strange bobcat]

I could get you there tbh

[glass stratus]

what about it

[empty iron]

prag and nodirbek playing ultrabullet otb fr on UZchess

[inland abyss]

Why are my enemies pieces always so active 💔

[vocal musk]

@loud dome did you find my win loss rate against the grunfeld? Opening tree would tell you

[kindred crypt]

Do you know whete it comes from ?

[inland coyote]

Uzbek

[vocal musk]

American chess

[glass stratus]

do you know where it comes from >.>

[inland coyote]

Ozbek

🇺🇿 🇺🇿 🇺🇿 🇺🇿

[vocal musk]

Commect your account

[kindred crypt]

Oh i dont need coaches sorry
I just play for casual, my only goal is to reach 1000 elo in bullets some day

[somber cipher]

i need to win a chess game against a 7 year old today does anyone have tips for playing against that kind of opponent?

[spring lion]

lol fr

[kindred crypt]

Yes unfortunately 😂

[inland coyote]

K

[kindred crypt]

Register in my dms

[pine ravine]

no way of winning that...

[glass stratus]

sus lol

[strange bobcat]

ohh I see but to get to about 1000 in bullet just do a lot of tactics + having a quick hand do help

[kindred crypt]

Does it have two girls aswell in that cartoon ?

[strange bobcat]

theres nothing really in 1000 rated bullet lol

[somber cipher]

i won against 2 other kids

[kindred crypt]

Wyl the ultimate student repeller

[plucky kelp]

wait how tf does black survive?

[somber cipher]

but im on thin ice bc i lost to 2 more

[glass stratus]

maybe

[somber cipher]

this upcoming 7yo is crucial

[inland abyss]

Apparently bb4💀

[strange bobcat]

the ultimate yapper

[glass stratus]

any game below 10 min is not chess game

[strange bobcat]

imagine coaching for like $5 a week

[somber cipher]

any game beloe 30min

[kindred crypt]

Yeah im really trying to do that
I was almost there suddenly it seems that i cant even get 950 of elo

[kindred crypt]

Go take a business class

[strange bobcat]

bro must be paid minimum wage

[kindred crypt]

Wdym

[somber cipher]

a regular game is like 30min minimum

[glass stratus]

700$

[loud dome]

Oh I thought I wanted your wr with Grünfeld

[kindred crypt]

Who gonna pay you 10 dollars a hour for a board game when they can be better for free

[kindred crypt]

Dang brother
It was a good cartoon tbh 😂

[vocal musk]

Sory ur rifht yes

[strange bobcat]

a lot of people I think you dont have any students lol

[spring lion]

All im gonna say is : please check yourself. That’s all. Because no way 2300 lichess is 600 cc
🤡

[vocal musk]

Nobody here will trust an unconnected person

[strange bobcat]

dont bite me with your 12 yo logic bro

[kindred crypt]

Fr?

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-606-gif-6846186579417531227

[kindred crypt]

where the world is heading towards? Imagine paying 10$ for chess lol

em

[timber badge]

this is so peak

[fluid ridge]

it’s, my 1600 friend is 2300 on lichess

[glass stratus]

i do chess drawings and comic

[loud dome]

Around 50/0/42

[radiant swan]

💀

[strange bobcat]

people pay hundreds for coaching what the fu is your point

[vocal musk]

Eh ouch maybe time for QID

[glass stratus]

5$ might be better

[somber cipher]

bughouse pisses me off bc i have the most braindead teammate

[strange bobcat]

$10 for a solid lesson of chess is considered a good deal for many and many would take on that deal

[kindred crypt]

its a investment bro i already made more than i payed

[somber cipher]

always

[plucky kelp]

fun fact: there's probably someone in the world that can say they're 1-0 against Magnus

[spring lion]

Oh my god how did 1600 become 600

[radiant swan]

10 Indonesian Rupiah????

[strange bobcat]

please sybau bro you dont know fking shit about coaching lol

[kindred crypt]

fr tho

[spring lion]

Your friend is probably sandbagging or inactive

[kindred crypt]

Investment can be a lot cheaper, if needed at all

[kindred crypt]

One ?
I have seen alot of them 😂

[kindred crypt]

it helped D:

[fluid ridge]

it’s same thing

[glass stratus]

bro trying make living and he's getting hate

[loud dome]

Even 4-0!

[strange bobcat]

nah 10 is so cheap bro working in mcdonalds pay $17 an hour and the work is much less tedious

[kindred crypt]

skel

[timber badge]

yes i paid 10 dollars to wyl for coaching me

he teaches good ngl

[kindred crypt]

bro works at mcdonalds

[kindred crypt]

He still gonna choose 5 over 10😂

[plucky kelp]

nah that's 5.5-1.5

[glass stratus]

if he needs the money tho

[strange bobcat]

sure how many students have you got bro

[plucky kelp]

but tbf it was 2-0 at one point

[loud dome]

Or you could not look at draws at all

[timber badge]

I'll teach anyone for 20dollars an hour fr

[fluid ridge]

it was also 1-0 at a point

[strange bobcat]

you gotta understand that having a cheap product is good but too cheap of one is not

[rapid venture]

Guys what's the best theme? Like I usually play chess on my android phone but you know due to contrast change the wood theme that I'm used to on android looks trash on website if I play on my computer... What theme do you all use?

[plucky kelp]

true ig

[strange bobcat]

go learn some basic economics

[radiant swan]

20 Pesos???

[timber badge]

us dollars

[kindred crypt]

More than the ppl you have ever interacted with (online doesn't count)

[timber badge]

u nerd i need to pay for my tournament expenses

[strange bobcat]

you are a nobody no chess skills no knowledge

even your simple use of language is falling under ad hominem

[glass stratus]

why you hating man lmao

[loud dome]

The default black one

[strange bobcat]

learn fking english

[kindred crypt]

But who got more students?

[strange bobcat]

what do you have to prove ?

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flying-flying-cat-jumpscare-jump-gif-20372835

[kindred crypt]

ragebait bro

[strange bobcat]

teaching a whole week for $5 bro 😭

[kindred crypt]

He is having a meltdown because he heard someone will coach for 5$ a week

[fluid ridge]

shush scipio

[strange bobcat]

get a life tbh

[loud dome]

Everything else looks shit. What do you want me to say

[glass stratus]

game is game

[kindred crypt]

icey sea and classic are peak bro

No one cares about your feelings they will still choose 5$ over your overcharged bullshit

[strange bobcat]

you are a 2100 bro chess speaks for itself 😂

[timber badge]

"There is a direct relation between the quantity demand and the price of a good/server 💀 keeping all other factors constant (ceteris paribus)

[loud dome]

Isnt classic just a worse default?

[kindred crypt]

no

You can cry somemore , maybe that's what gets you more students

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/they-took-our-jobs-darryl-weathers-south-park-s8e6-goobacks-gif-22282268

[strange bobcat]

basics economics that bro cant comprehend 😂

[timber badge]

theres nothing about the quality of the product :/

[glass stratus]

😂

[timber badge]

so basically higher the prices lower the demand

that is keeping other factors constant

which includes "consumer preferences"

🤓 commerce student so

[kindred crypt]

Lmao

[strange bobcat]

ok bro @kindred crypt shit all you want

[glass stratus]

the difference between maxican labor and american

[timber badge]

now lets move on to aggregate demand

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-took-our-jobs-jerbs-gif-10165889

[timber badge]

🔥 we getting micro and macro lessons with this one

[strange bobcat]

at the end of the day youre still that flailing 2100 trying to make it lol

[loud dome]

You know that I am only talking about the background on mobile, not the board/pieces, right?

[radiant swan]

why ppl beefing with wyl

[kindred crypt]

o chose your own

[timber badge]

guys leave these two and choose a guy who doesnt beef

[next shore]

How do y'all learn chess notation visualisation,

[fluid ridge]

it’s one guy lol

[timber badge]

20usd/hr by your truly :>

[fluid ridge]

people see high elo and get jelly

[strange bobcat]

just play a lot tbh

[main lynx]

@loud dome how cooked am i on a scale of 1 to 10😭😭

[glass stratus]

i got a guy that does it cheaper and better vibes

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/jealous-southpark-hello-mr-mackey-jelly-school-gif-4294858

[next shore]

No like the notation Nxe3 and such

[loud dome]

11

[strange bobcat]

ye just play a lot and take notes and you will remember it bruh

[next shore]

Ohh

[strange bobcat]

sure bro whatever you want

[loud dome]

You get better at it over time

[strange bobcat]

2 fking alts lol

[timber badge]

i'm an old school guy so i used to write chess shi in a notebook 😭 ig that helped

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/blue's-clues-blue's-clues-handy-dandy-notebook-blue's-clues-notebook-blue's-clues-clue-blue's-clues-drawing-gif-2700736200452036045

[glass stratus]

im opening 2$/hour coaching im 3200 elo contact me

[kindred crypt]

Does being this defensive really help you as a chess coach?

[timber badge]

whats this

[fluid ridge]

slide in notebook

[radiant swan]

3200 elo puzzles???

thats crazy bro

[glass stratus]

rapid

[timber badge]

I would for a 100 bucks

[strange bobcat]

[main lynx]

les play bro why u always running?😈

[loud dome]

💢

[frosty temple]

Mistake
1 move later oh yea still theory

[timber badge]

ion really need it since i remember most of the stuff in my head anyway

[strange bobcat]

im just trying to say that you have a dumb plan tbh idgaf if you listen or not

[frosty temple]

How does this make sense

[midnight moth]

i need a coach

[strange bobcat]

you have no argument and is just barking apparently

[fluid ridge]

just because something is theory doesn’t mean it’s good

[midnight moth]

but not from discord

[glass stratus]

stock fish

[azure pivot]

He’s a ragebaiter that stinks at chess he’s 1500 blitz and bullet

[loud dome]

Transposition

[timber badge]

aura

[frosty temple]

It's theory for a reason

[midnight moth]

😭

[timber badge]

but they cost a lot more

[midnight moth]

lool he is 1500 chii

[frosty temple]

I've never seen a transposition count as a mistake

[fluid ridge]

just because something is theory doesn’t mean it’s good…. it’s just a way people played in the past which isn’t so good anymore with modern engines

[strange bobcat]

fr I think I am spending too much time arguing with some dumb bitc lol

[timber badge]

wyl you are bad

[loud dome]

That is not what I said 😭

[radiant swan]

this 💀

[strange bobcat]

what 😭

[frosty temple]

I know

[midnight moth]

hey remember me ? 😭

[timber badge]

|| is the ragebait gonna work||

[radiant swan]

yea

[radiant swan]

wsg bro

[frosty temple]

Are you saying what I played is refuted?

[inland abyss]

You need to say baddie bro

[timber badge]

you are so bad that when you touch the pieces over the board you are forced to move them

[strange bobcat]

bro you are WORSE than pratham get ahold of yourself 😭

[glass stratus]

@strange bobcat what's your elo?

[midnight moth]

ntg much bored wanna play ?

[timber badge]

wtf are you on

[radiant swan]

nah im reconsidering playing against u bro i cook 2200s and lose to 700s

[timber badge]

im not that bad bro you cant be real

[fluid ridge]

nothing is really refuted unless you’re playing classical at the highest level

[azure pivot]

Peep the win rate

[timber badge]

WIN AGAINST MY MAN

[midnight moth]

lool fr idk whats up with me 😭

[glass stratus]

did bro rage quit

[frosty temple]

That sounds insane but I agree

[timber badge]

not rlly

[strange bobcat]

bruh who are YOU

idr your cc handle 😭

[glass stratus]

what's ur elo

[timber badge]

dont tell him

let him be in fomo

[fluid ridge]

lol, Nepo plays the kings gambit in rapid/blitz against other SGM’s and hikaru used to

[timber badge]

@strange bobcat we should coach together fr

[fluid ridge]

which is a “refuted opening”

[glass stratus]

will always be below me

[midnight moth]

talk is cheap show me your moves

[strange bobcat]

no stop biting my PAYCHECK 😭

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[timber badge]

no we double the prices instead

[frosty temple]

Alright imma go play the alien gambit in my rapid games

[timber badge]

[strange bobcat]

but no ones gonna like it

[midnight moth]

@radiant swan bro lets play 1 unrated rapid im bored 😭

[kindred crypt]

Guys no offense but i am the best coach this server can offer, being good at flagging 2700 rated opponents in blitz grants you no teaching skills and no authority to loot off 10$ hard earned money in just a hour...so choose your options carefully y'all

[strange bobcat]

how is it gonna work

[timber badge]

im goated teacher though

[strange bobcat]

and being a 2100 helps lol

[fluid ridge]

yes? you can play it in classical too, I play kg in classical and have friends who play alien gambit in classical and have beaten many titled players with it

[strange bobcat]

chess speaks for itself

[azure pivot]

He’s 1500🥶

[timber badge]

YES YOU ARE RIGHT GET WYL MY BOY

🥶

[frosty temple]

That's literally insane

[glass stratus]

ALIEN GAMBIT MY LEGACY

[small jungle]

Duras gambit💀

[frosty temple]

DONT BOO SPAAAM THE BRILLIANT EMOTE

[reef canyon]

If ur the best coach ever will you coach me for free

[timber badge]

brilliant move!

[kindred crypt]

This 2100 is actually willing to help the struggling beginner in a lot more cost effevtive way, in a way they can relate

[radiant swan]

no im scared

[timber badge]

@radiant swan where are u u are supposed to glaze my coaching style rn

[midnight moth]

me too lets play

[glass stratus]

nu

[strange bobcat]

so if you think you are THAT good bro @kindred crypt get to 2700 yourself and I will fking quit coaching bro

[timber badge]

egoistic guy

[kindred crypt]

Hell yeah I WILLL, with little to none ulterior motives

[glass stratus]

ALIEN GAMBIT

[midnight moth]

lool

[fluid ridge]

can you coach me for a week for 5$?

[glass stratus]

HES GREEDY

[strange bobcat]

I have a future in front of me and it does not have to do with coaching so if you want then go for it

[radiant swan]

sry bro i js came back
u did get me from like 1400 to 2100 fr

[strange bobcat]

prove your fking point

[timber badge]

most insane aura pulled by cb

[frosty temple]

I AM THE DESTROYER OF CARO KANN I AM THE DEFENDER OF ALIEN GAMBIT

[timber badge]

🔥 shush you two behold the power of countingbrilliants

[radiant swan]

cb my g fr

[kindred crypt]

Chess skills doesn't equate to teaching skills necessary to help a beginner cross 1500 elo..those are two completely different things and it makes sense why you don't understand anything apart from chess as your whole life revolves around a square shaped board

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2059 (2121 peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2153 peak)
Bullet: 2061 (2116 peak)

[small jungle]

I actually never played against the alien gambit

[midnight moth]

oo such a nice rating

[frosty temple]

What opening do you play as black

[glass stratus]

that 10$

[strange bobcat]

what 😂

[timber badge]

🔥 we did this with like 4 classes 😭

[radiant swan]

only 2100 cuz cb got them coaching skillz

[spring lion]

🤪

[small jungle]

Caro kann

[tribal pagoda]

2700 elo on minecraft speedrun

[timber badge]

but u did a lot of hardwork fr

[midnight moth]

@radiant swan pls coach me

[frosty temple]

Did you study the alien gambit?

[strange bobcat]

so your point is you are 1500 and cuz you have better teaching skills than me so you would help your clients get to 2000 ??? 😂

[inland abyss]

Bro I adopted your student

[frosty temple]

I feel like I should go study it again

[radiant swan]

hardwork 99% from CountingBlunders 1% from CountingBrilliants

[midnight moth]

lool

[kindred crypt]

Where was that guy who needed free coaching again?

[tribal pagoda]

alien gambit is easy

[fading bloom]

guys how can I get to 1000 elo I play london as white and scandi as black

[small jungle]

Nope

[timber badge]

ok let me adopt you now

[radiant swan]

shut up bro ur only good at flagging

[frosty temple]

no it's not

[tribal pagoda]

yes it is

[radiant swan]

u win cuz its bullet bro

[timber badge]

oh bullet

[spring lion]

Play against witty alien himself then

[strange bobcat]

bro give coaching to all the 400-1400 all you want but ik they aint getting far

[timber badge]

bullet i would get my ass adopted too 😭

i cant move my mouse bro like wtf

[frosty temple]

if your opponent has engine line prep you gotta be very precise

[radiant swan]

get losing positions every game and flag me 💀

[spring lion]

@indigo nexus

[inland abyss]

Bro I am only 2100 bullet

[main lynx]

skill issue

[inland abyss]

Smj

[timber badge]

ok wtf how is he that trash

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1572 (peak)
Blitz: 1663 (peak)
Bullet: 802

[kindred crypt]

I mean there are a lot of people who are happy to cross 1500 and they do not necessarily need a 2600 who rips them off 10 dollas a hour..a 2100 can do that easily

[frosty temple]

LMAOO

[inland abyss]

I was 2200 when I adopted 🥶

[glass stratus]

1900 elo im stuck can anyone coach me

[strange bobcat]

sure sure bro

[small jungle]

10$ per hour is cheap af for chess coaching

[timber badge]

aura

[tribal pagoda]

I only master when bishop sacrificed

[spring lion]

800 Elos here watching 😭

[strange bobcat]

no one here agrees with you tbh @kindred crypt theres no point in arguing

[timber badge]

dont be sad buddy im 600

[spring lion]

Alien gambit is definitely great in bullet tho

[timber badge]

still enjoying my life

[ionic solar]

So sad that freestyle grand slam in India is cancelled.

[frosty temple]

Me personally I'm 2250 bullet

[timber badge]

unlike these nerds of players who never touch grass

[strange bobcat]

imagine being ripped off cuz you paid $10 for a chess lesson 😭 how broke is bro

[tribal pagoda]

Rapid only

[ionic solar]

That's a bargain.

[spring lion]

Nah ur 2500

[small jungle]

I'm 1400 bullet

[timber badge]

lies

[fluid ridge]

calbee you gotta stop talking about yourself man

[small jungle]

And 2k rapid

[midnight moth]

im 700 @radiant swan

[azure pivot]

Another rapid inflated player😔

[spring lion]

Ikr

[strange bobcat]

this guy is saying its a scam 😭

[small jungle]

I'm too slow😔

[frosty temple]

I only played bullet for 2 whole years

[kindred crypt]

You are not a very credible source for me to believe that

[strange bobcat]

never in my whole life

[frosty temple]

Then i started rapid

[small jungle]

I don't play bullet and I'm old

[timber badge]

NO GUYS WYL IS RIPPING U OFF TRUST ME

[radiant swan]

nah sry bro ur on ur own u already got 2300 potential

[frosty temple]

I hate blitz

[glass stratus]

i dont consider bullet points as actual points more like puzzels

[ionic solar]

I'm probably going to take a coach soon for 30 bucks an hour. Which I think is pretty cheap.

[main lynx]

its fun

[midnight moth]

hell nawh bruh where is 2300 where is 700 what u even talking

[inland abyss]

Bullet is the best time control bro

[timber badge]

ooooo whats ur rating

[strange bobcat]

ask them yourself

[fluid ridge]

cope

[radiant swan]

u almost won against me bro i am not coaching someone i can lose to 💀

[strange bobcat]

I have proof that I had students who are happy with that price and are getting good value from it

[tribal pagoda]

Every marketing line:

[midnight moth]

i mean come onn u won it was js a fun match

[pulsar wraith]

Hello

[ionic solar]

I mostly play OTB at my chess club. Played a FIDE tournament with a TPR of 1950 ish.

[glass stratus]

im 1900 im stuck can you coach ?

[kindred crypt]

I don't care, all i am saying is that coaching can be cheaper and you dirty capitalist are ripping people off

[timber badge]

aha not bad

[strange bobcat]

I dont see what I am getting from this exchange tbh so why do I have to show

[ionic solar]

Really improved a lot recently, so any rating I have is not accurate.

[small jungle]

"Get to 2000 elo in one month with this method"

[timber badge]

good luck for ur future events mate you are gonna do well🔥

[azure pivot]

It can’t be cheaper you bum $10 an hour is like min wage

[glass stratus]

OMG

[strange bobcat]

bro as if $10 is not cheap enough 😭

where are you ? Cambodia

[ionic solar]

I'm playing for a year so I'm pretty proud of it.

[fluid ridge]

10$ is dirt cheap for coaching😂

[tribal pagoda]

Campuchia

[kindred crypt]

Lmaoo i don't believe you are being genuine

[timber badge]

Guys i am coaching for 20$/hr 🔥

[glass stratus]

what elo do i need to start coaching?

[strange bobcat]

you have nothing to argue for

[inland abyss]

Guys I am coaching for 0.1$/per year

[fluid ridge]

I know people in the U.S. who coach for 350-400$ a hour, 10$ is nothing

[fluid ridge]

like 1200

[small jungle]

Gms?

[midnight moth]

hell yeah

[timber badge]

a girlfriend which you dont have.

[fluid ridge]

yeah

[glass stratus]

im 1900

[timber badge]

bro what

[tribal pagoda]

Guys i am coaching for 100 dola per nanosecond

[glass stratus]

how much should i sharge

[fluid ridge]

you can coach

[kindred crypt]

Saying wild shit like this won't get you any students from third world countries bro

[inland abyss]

Bro knows supergms

[fluid ridge]

U.S. coaching prices are very high

[timber badge]

u are joking me with 300 usd

[fluid ridge]

more like 2450-2600

[fluid ridge]

not joking, 350-400$ a hour

[timber badge]

ion even earn that much in a month 😭

[strange bobcat]

I am in 1 myself and I dont see nothing else but some 12 yo kid trying to ragebait me

[glass stratus]

i have secret opening i call it salty bread opening

[radiant swan]

i play on phone 💀

[tribal pagoda]

I think theyre scan, give file to our brain cloud

[azure pivot]

💀

What😭

[timber badge]

actually not even in 2 months i think

[fluid ridge]

what do you do?

[glass stratus]

but thats like very high elos im only 1900

[azure pivot]

Your like 14 tho right

[timber badge]

17

[azure pivot]

No way your an adult

[versed jasper]

So cheap imma in

[timber badge]

😭

[azure pivot]

Fair enough

[timber badge]

uhh js tournament winnings and some coachin-

[frosty temple]

I love the accelerated dragon

[fluid ridge]

you could charge like 20-30$ if you want, or maybe like 5-10$ as a start while you still suck at coaching, or even free lessons to start since you still suck at coaching

[kindred crypt]

This wyl giy is like 2000 ish in rapid, the real chess

[fluid ridge]

ah lol

[radiant swan]

@azure pivot help i suck at bullet

[tribal pagoda]

Do you have any magic type to make your chess skill more better?

[timber badge]

most of it is from tournament winnings tho

[strange bobcat]

ok so to sum up @kindred crypt your point is you as a 1500 has better teaching skills than me a 2600 and you believe that your $5 a week is much better than $10 an hour

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-this-guy-iron-man-tony-stark-gif-3966857531535969686

[strange bobcat]

which makes no sense 😭

[azure pivot]

Play b3 and b6

[glass stratus]

so i quited engineering to become a chess coach hmmm

[timber badge]

wyl are u dumb bro

stop being a kid and act like a grown up

[fluid ridge]

wyl getting rage baited rn

[timber badge]

and stop being ragebaited

[frosty temple]

1500 coach is insane

[strange bobcat]

alright alright 😭

[timber badge]

like

[tribal pagoda]

deptrainhatxom123
gift me membership for nanosecond coaching 🦍

[strange bobcat]

im bored

[timber badge]

i swear bro is gonna rage if i say hes bad

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-beat-it-choreography-dance-80s-music-gif-6059924849309977734

[timber badge]

beat what-

[versed jasper]

Demo class available?

[glass stratus]

it should be like this if you beat me then i hire you as coach

[empty iron]

juicer

[fluid ridge]

challenges in life

[mint adder]

me in chess with kids:

[kindred crypt]

as a 2100 rapid rated player with some real teaching skills, i am okay with charging 5 dollars a week

When you, a 2000 rated weakling in rapid loot 10$ a hour..that's what i see irony at

[strange bobcat]

yo which province you at

[tribal pagoda]

yes unless you have demo membership

[azure pivot]

Elite ragebait wyl😭

[empty iron]

I will only charge $1 per hr

[glass stratus]

AU_Standing_Red

[tribal pagoda]

Vietnam

[strange bobcat]

whats your point ? I just got 3rd in my nationals in classical which is real chess btw, you prob never touched a real chess board 😭

[timber badge]

imagine taking anyone as a student

[strange bobcat]

bro PROVINCE not country 😭

[mint adder]

embed moment

[glass stratus]

buti i have nitro 605f6806a7374549b74423d3a4011920

[tribal pagoda]

earth

[kindred crypt]

Buddy if i were you, i would have to pay someone for them to be my student lol😂

[timber badge]

say china and watch wyl get ragebaited

[radiant swan]

@somber lark i js realized u made it into a SadisticTushi vid bro

https://youtu.be/9qa7cSpVdi4?si=miqVywgOEE1Yk-E3

[ancient grail]

YEEEEESSSSSSS

[strange bobcat]

this falls under promotion 😭

[tribal pagoda]

@strange bobcat from my mother

[mint adder]

Beginner mistakes (2300-2400elo)

[inland abyss]

I told him before you bro

[ancient grail]

LET'S GOOOO

[timber badge]

HEY WHAT

[mint adder]

2300-2400 elo is officially considered beginner

[glass stratus]

what about if you beat me then you can be my coach ?

[mint adder]

If you’re lower than that you’re shit at chess I’m sorry

[glass stratus]

just saying

[radiant swan]

bro also watches SadisticTushi

[timber badge]

imagine bro

[inland abyss]

Yeah I was watching the game live 💀

[timber badge]

😭 he has the most annoying accent

[radiant swan]

i do too

[glass stratus]

fatty queen

[tribal pagoda]

@somber lark congratulation

[kindred crypt]

You are just bluffing at this point, being able to lie doesn't justofy your scam

[radiant swan]

as background music

[timber badge]

I'd rather hear an aussie speaking than tushi 😭

[glass stratus]

the fatty queeen

[strange bobcat]

I have clear and direct proof what are you putting on the line ?

[kindred crypt]

did he win

[tribal pagoda]

I mean i born from my mother!!!!

[azure pivot]

We aren’t worse then Indians come on😭🙏

[strange bobcat]

you dont got nothing lol

[timber badge]

your accent is so much like

[kindred crypt]

What wyl does is just a blatant scam tbh, idk why ppl fall for it (i dont even know he got legit students)

[timber badge]

hard to understand

some words

[timber badge]

bro is starkystark of wyl

[azure pivot]

Hmm

[somber lark]

WHAT THE HELL

[kindred crypt]

lmaoooo

[radiant swan]

thats crazy

[inland abyss]

Bro forgot 😭

[midnight moth]

whats up ppl where is are coach ?

[radiant swan]

greenflower said he told u before

[strange bobcat]

im actually baffled that you are over 12 years old

[kindred crypt]

Wyl emits soyboy energy, which is not good for a teacher, if you want a real alpha to coach you, 5$ a week

[kindred crypt]

facts

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chatgpt-o3-mini

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2002 (peak)
Blitz: 1446 (1453 peak)
Bullet: 823 (1187 peak)

[somber lark]

I didn't know panda is him

[glass stratus]

SOCIAL CUES GUYS SOCIAL CUES

[timber badge]

WTF MY SCORE AGAINST TUSHI IS SO BAD

[azure pivot]

Another disgusting 2k rapid inflated player

[ancient grail]

time to peaksit now

[radiant swan]

well u lost 💀

[timber badge]

im quitting chess

[radiant swan]

me too bro

[timber badge]

its over for me

[kindred crypt]

Idk why ppl think i am ragebaiting smh

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2059 (2121 peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2153 peak)
Bullet: 2061 (2116 peak)

[somber lark]

what did I play 💀

[azure pivot]

No your 2k all tc there’s a difference

[strange bobcat]

ok so just joined ,1500 rated player, brain rot vocabulary, speaking straight shit with no evidence

[radiant swan]

caro kann and a6 third move 💀

[strange bobcat]

I dont even have to say no more lol

[glass stratus]

whats your elo?

[kindred crypt]

what the fu-

[tribal pagoda]

remember?

[strange bobcat]

you would be sued for defamation bro watch your ps and qs

[fading bloom]

bro

this guy is goated

[kindred crypt]

sybau

[fading bloom]

the indian

with the juicer and shii

[strange bobcat]

not blunderpanda 😭

[somber lark]

I spam rapid games 😭

[kindred crypt]

You were the one acting like i was running a bulldozer over your little chess school when all i said was "i can coach for 5$ a week"

[tribal pagoda]

stay young beautiful and unique

[radiant swan]

💀

[glass stratus]

is he the guy that says fatty queen alot

[fading bloom]

yes

[short zephyr]

I don't know just play everyday I guess

[glass stratus]

yeah hes good

[strange bobcat]

I am so sowy cuz you are 1500 😭

[radiant swan]

"avoid the d"

[fading bloom]

and juicer

[kindred crypt]

this wyl guy is such a beta male

[glass stratus]

lol

[radiant swan]

"use protection"

[glass stratus]

the juicer

[timber badge]

these nerds are still fighting

[strange bobcat]

my bad bro imma shut the f up cuz you are right man

[kindred crypt]

I am 2100

[strange bobcat]

[timber badge]

i was gonna block wyl if he didnt say that

[azure pivot]

I’ve got a positive record against both they’re students should just come to me tbh

[rapid venture]

Sounds too submissive to me

[somber lark]

you play classical sicilian right

[tribal pagoda]

who need protection?
-sadistic

[timber badge]

you should become my student

[glass stratus]

agree

[azure pivot]

Hmm rating

[timber badge]

600

three digit aura is different

[somber lark]

bro I need to become your student, classical sicilian doesn't make sense at all

[azure pivot]

Learn piece protection and I’ll consider it

[timber badge]

hey i know how to use protection

[radiant swan]

im 2000 rapid sir ig u hate me 😔

[strange bobcat]

just play d4 or dont play sici at all 😭

[latent crystal]

Yayyyy

[timber badge]

its complex

[frosty temple]

man what the hell

[timber badge]

i like complex brainrot

[kindred crypt]

@azure pivot if you need some coaching on how not to blunder a winning endgame, 7 $ a week

[frozen dew]

Congrats

[latent crystal]

Yoo hey again esturing

[inland abyss]

Bro forgot 💔

[timber badge]

like it has a lot of static vs dynamic imbalances

[latent crystal]

Thx

[frosty temple]

Maxi you should be sleeping

[azure pivot]

I beat you you bum

[latent crystal]

Now the road to 1300!, I think I'm almost good enough

[timber badge]

blunderpanda wtf

[distant mulch]

Hello

[latent crystal]

Nah it's only 8:33pm lmao

[somber lark]

don't give me this BS

[kindred crypt]

Stop day dreaming

[main lynx]

u finna suffer in 1200 bro everyone is gm in there

[latent crystal]

+it's a Friday night fr

[strange bobcat]

oh I think ik who you are now bro got a dif ava 😭

[azure pivot]

@kindred crypt

[timber badge]

i mean i only like it cuz its complex

[frosty temple]

Time to sleep gramps

[tribal pagoda]

alya blunder line 💔

[timber badge]

idk if u even like complex positions at all

[azure pivot]

Bro found out😭🙏

[latent crystal]

Ehhh nah, I've versed 1300s before, they good but not like impossible

[somber lark]

I didn't know that it's his acc 💀

[strange bobcat]

nah you added friends with my alt 💀

[somber lark]

bro wdym by complex 😭

[azure pivot]

[latent crystal]

Nuh uh! I might be in vrchess later lol

[inland abyss]

I thought you knew because you were watching his vids

[frosty temple]

You've beaten me once no?

[somber lark]

there is nothing complex

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[timber badge]

nothing complex?!!!

[radiant swan]

@tribal pagoda come back bro i can play rated rapid now

[latent crystal]

Probably ya, I was more thinking of Wulfgang thi

Since he's my favourite opponent

[tribal pagoda]

im coming

[kindred crypt]

Why don't i see rapid and blitz?

[frosty temple]

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut 🔥

[dark sundial]

Hi

[inland abyss]

Bro needs rating

[latent crystal]

Bus he's been 1300 since I joined there 7 months ago lol

[strange bobcat]

too low obviously

[latent crystal]

Frrr

[daring hollow]

Lets get it

[radiant swan]

from anyone but the one and only Greenflower

[latent crystal]

All they gotta do is reach down between their legs

[tribal pagoda]

alr im sended

[frosty temple]

I probably played the furry opening against you though

[somber lark]

against e4

[radiant swan]

alr bet

[azure pivot]

Mb your 1700 blitz I’ll bow down

[latent crystal]

You may have...

Oh yeah I beat voxl lol, but y'know she wasn't trying too hard

[strange bobcat]

• lets not talk with out proof bro if you are confident in your ragebaiting then put money on the line @kindred crypt

[frosty temple]

God damn bro

[dark sundial]

Hey

[frosty temple]

I've never beaten voxl

[latent crystal]

She's beat 2000s blindfolded though 💀

[timber badge]

there zigzag

[latent crystal]

I've beat Sebastian like twice I think

Almost beat muffinz in a 960

[thorn kraken]

Guess what my opponent did in this scenario😭😭😭😭

[somber lark]

I was watching his lichess vids 😭

[latent crystal]

Lol, Goodluck, she is cracked

[azure pivot]

Promo to queen stalemate

[latent crystal]

Definitely the best player in VR

[thorn kraken]

Exactly that

[frosty temple]

She tries so hard against me T-T

[frozen dew]

Promoted?

[latent crystal]

She's such a sweat 😭

[azure pivot]

[thorn kraken]

That’s why u always play to the end

[somber lark]

umm what should I do with this

[thorn kraken]

When ur 700

[timber badge]

js understand that classical sicilian is complex

[kindred crypt]

Good morning peoples

[thorn kraken]

So confused as to why but yes

[timber badge]

now if u dont like complex positions u should play it

[somber lark]

omg you don't know it yourself fr

[timber badge]

but if u do

[fiery vector]

damn i am not win for almost timeout

[kindred crypt]

Nah I don't wanna talk to you anymore,you are the first person who made ragebaiting boring.

[frosty temple]

When im her age I'd probably be better though

[latent crystal]

I remember you from this morning lmao

[timber badge]

ragebait

[frosty temple]

I'm only 16 a lot of people in the vrcc are older

[frozen dew]

Bro should be 400 fr

[timber badge]

and i am about to fall for it

[latent crystal]

Hmmm, maybe same for me if I try really hard

[kindred crypt]

I just woke up

[strange bobcat]

LOL now theres money on the line you just bitch out

[latent crystal]

Ay I'm 17

[strange bobcat]

prove your point bro man the f up

[latent crystal]

Lol

[strange bobcat]

or just live your life without them balls tbh you dont deserve them

[latent crystal]

You'll definitely go far though

[somber lark]

you are just saying it's complex

[kindred crypt]

Why tf are you this pressed? i didn't steal your lunch

[latent crystal]

Also muffinz might too

[frozen dew]

Uhmm that's unwinnable anyway except if his king was too far away which is unlikely

[latent crystal]

I believe in himmm, and he recently got 2200 so

[latent crystal]

😭

[strange bobcat]

you are ducking defaming me bro

[azure pivot]

Yeah you did bro he could’ve used that $10 from the student to buy himself some

[frosty temple]

Muffinz is kinda washed

[latent crystal]

Ya think?

[frosty temple]

He watches too much brainrot chess he's ruining it for him

[latent crystal]

Oh

[timber badge]

dont mind my ass results in other lines than rauzer i didnt study theory there properly 😭 @somber lark

[latent crystal]

Well then Sebastian or sleepy maybe

Also that guy named chess is pretty good

[frosty temple]

Sebastian barely plays

[strange bobcat]

if you need some explaining

[latent crystal]

Yeah but he's good

[timber badge]

come to think of it

[frosty temple]

Sleepy has got way more potential than anyone

[timber badge]

imma learn my shit against these rando ahh lines

[fiery wagon]

hi

[latent crystal]

Agreed

[fiery wagon]

does anyone know Szechuan Sauce

[main lynx]

Stupid laws

[timber badge]

whos sleepy

[frosty temple]

He has a 3000 coach too yea

[fiery wagon]

im not eepy i just woek up

[timber badge]

aw

[kindred crypt]

Is yourfame that fragile? that it gets stained by some " just joined troll account" talking random shitt

[latent crystal]

These are all people from.the vrchess server in Vrchat fr

[somber lark]

Is it a good opening to main for blitz

[latent crystal]

WHATTT

[timber badge]

probably not

[latent crystal]

that's crazier than crazyhouse

[frosty temple]

His coach is 3000

[timber badge]

i would rather choose smth like french in blitz

[somber lark]

what should I play then

[fiery wagon]

chat im tryna get better at chess anyone tryna vs me

[latent crystal]

Ye but still xd, bro got the best backup fr

[timber badge]

hmm taimanov?

[strange bobcat]

undermining my reputation and business is some heavy shit bro dont underplay it

[latent crystal]

Yeah he's gonna become high

[frosty temple]

That's what I'm saying

[timber badge]

taimanov / french / caro / modern / hippo

[kindred crypt]

Alright chronically online folks, imma go out and tell y'all what its like stayimg directly under the sky

[latent crystal]

I doubt I'll ever be a Grandmaster but I do wanna become 2000 eventually

[azure pivot]

Staying*

[somber lark]

Is that easier?

[kindred crypt]

Then i am gonna do it again

[timber badge]

yea

[fiery wagon]

The brave one

[strange bobcat]

bro has no balls lol just say that you have no life atp

[loud dome]

We will miss you

[frosty temple]

Just play 40 hours a day you'll be gm

[timber badge]

just look ur shit properly in Qf3 and g4 lines

and u are good

also there is a trendy a3 line look at that too

[azure pivot]

@strange bobcat run some bullet against me bro

[latent crystal]

Frfr, I'll use the TARDIS to get double the time from days

Actually no I'll play the song of double time on the ocarina

[strange bobcat]

im doing SAT practice rn we could play later

[timber badge]

wyl wanna play bullet on lichess

[azure pivot]

Alright

[timber badge]

🔥 i wanna steal 11 elo of urs again

[strange bobcat]

fu

[latent crystal]

But yeah lots of practice, real tournaments, and study should get me far I think

[timber badge]

lmfaooo

[strange bobcat]

bruh win is +1 😭

[latent crystal]

Oh yeah I'ma see if colt hosting a tournament this weekend

Oh one sec I'ma see if my nachos is ready in the oven

[kindred crypt]

Today was a sunny day

[latent crystal]

Me and mum made it for dinner Nom nom

[timber badge]

LMFAOOO

but u can like triple adopt me in bullet wyl

come on

[strange bobcat]

bruh I should have not premoved cuz you are too slow bruh

like how am I up 15 seconds in a bullet game

[latent crystal]

Adopt and raise a cute kid is the better Roblox game fr

[kindred crypt]

"Im doing SAT practice" like he didn't see you crying on discord for 2 hours straight

[latent crystal]

Adopt me ripped it off smh

[timber badge]

i raised @radiant swan

[tribal pagoda]

@radiant swan not even great move

[somber lark]

which GMs have a course on it

[azure pivot]

I’ve done your boy kinda dirty

[main lynx]

where ia Zhigalkho from?

[radiant swan]

and they were also in bullet dude

@tribal pagoda my cc crashed

[tribal pagoda]

bad luck i sometime got that issue too

[radiant swan]

when u open chat rite

[tribal pagoda]

what is chat rite

[white hound]

What we were talking about?

[radiant swan]

when u open the chat box it crashes

right?????

or its js my phone

[tribal pagoda]

no my laptop suddenly turn off sometime

[radiant swan]

oh 💀

im on phone so we both crash but diff reasons

rematch????

[tribal pagoda]

ok sure

[radiant swan]

i goddamn blunder Bb7 cuz 💀

[gritty aspen]

is okay player need 4-5s to move (average)?

[paper zenith]

goodluck, youll need it

[white hound]

Do you realize Pringels did collapse with Mario!?!

[light crypt]

I mean efficiency>speed

But if you're doing that speed at a good level that's amazing

[gritty aspen]

i see

[light crypt]

I'd assume you're talking about middle to endgame

[quartz basalt]

GUYS HOW DO I GET THE GM THING

[gritty aspen]

early to end

[quartz basalt]

Like you

[white hound]

Play better, end fast, no mercy and gain 2600 rating points 😄

[light crypt]

Amazing tips

[quartz basalt]

;-;

[light crypt]

Gained 50 elo just reading that

Lost 20 iq tho

[burnt junco]

Hello

[white hound]

Pog

[dusty hazel]

I don’t know how to checkmate with a king and rook

[quartz basalt]

Understood sir.

[burnt junco]

Corner the king

[light crypt]

Had no idea people still use pog ngl

[quartz basalt]

GUYS HOW TO CHECKMATE WITH A KING?!?

[light crypt]

The goal is to get the kings facing

[dusty hazel]

It was a draw

[quartz basalt]

Draw

[burnt junco]

How’s that a draw

[dusty hazel]

I need to study that I guess lol

[light crypt]

That is NOT a draw

[white hound]

How can I remove Gukesh Emoji, now I want Mittens Emoji

[quartz basalt]

Stalemate

[light crypt]

Yea thats mate

[burnt junco]

Rook and king vs king is never a draw

[light crypt]

What he said

[burnt junco]

Unless stalemate

[hexed oracle]

why did he resign?

[quartz basalt]

Guys how do i checkmate with a king

[hexed oracle]

I was about to atempt to pin his queen

[burnt junco]

His mother called him

[gritty aspen]

smurfing is legal here?

[white hound]

Are you smurf?

[gritty aspen]

no

[white hound]

and blue?

[light crypt]

I'm blue

But not a smurf

[hexed oracle]

Da ba dee da ba di

[light crypt]

Very racist

[gritty aspen]

bruh, i mean create new account because i want to beat newbie

[regal osprey]

idk what's legal here I've been timed out twice for no reason

[light crypt]

People be sleeping on smurf racism

[white hound]

You need to ask admin of chess com

[daring hollow]

Watch youtube videos my man there is plenty of explanation

[light crypt]

Can't he send in a form?

[hexed oracle]

creating a 2nd account without applying for an alt is not allowed

[gritty aspen]

i see, thanks

[light crypt]

I just had a stroke

[hexed oracle]

having a stroke rn too

[kindred crypt]

you are 1600, you are the newbie

[timber badge]

idk

[light crypt]

1600 is NOT newbie

[gritty aspen]

i mean beat <500 elo

[timber badge]

i would teach it to u for 25 bucks zigzag

[quartz basalt]

How to be a CM

[timber badge]

:>

[gritty aspen]

and make they cry for being born

[somber lark]

im broke

[timber badge]

Can't master

[light crypt]

Newbie is 800-900 vro

[timber badge]

then go and find a j*b

[robust cave]

I thought noob is <1000

[hexed oracle]

hi broke I am Vlad

[quartz basalt]

BRO ITS CANDIDATE MASTER

[somber lark]

recommend smth that you play yourself

[kindred crypt]

you are a newbie

[light crypt]

Newbie and noob are 2 diff things in connotation

[timber badge]

my style is different

[somber lark]

imagine spending on chess

[white hound]

Okay I wanted talk about serious problems. You guys, also think the Mittens should be back?

[timber badge]

i like complex positional battles

[light crypt]

Ouch that hurt!!!!

[quartz basalt]

Yes

[somber lark]

bro doesn't want to share the secret sauce

[white hound]

He was good cat

[hexed oracle]

there is a forum post on chess.com beta club about that if u are interested

[timber badge]

my style is intuitive

[quartz basalt]

Mittens vs magnus bot

[timber badge]

u like tactical more

[robust cave]

any1 rated like 2k want a game?

[kindred crypt]

i am sorry

[quartz basalt]

True

[somber lark]

cap

[quartz basalt]

A cute cat

[timber badge]

thats the truth

[light crypt]

Its ok I forgive you bro

❤

[quartz basalt]

suitable for beginners

[somber lark]

I play caro and Nf3 g3 bro

[timber badge]

that doesnt matter

[kindred crypt]

[timber badge]

i can get tactical shit in both of those openings

[hexed oracle]

I do not like the Ruy Lopez

[timber badge]

its just an excuse to hide your real instincts zigzag

[hexed oracle]

KIA better fr fr

[timber badge]

your instincts are of a tactical player

[somber lark]

how do you know my "real instincts"

[timber badge]

cuz I ate Mcd

[white hound]

I can't remember if I ever played KIA

[somber lark]

I don't know it myself 😭

[timber badge]

not the cat

[timber badge]

im a coach yk

[crystal plank]

Does anyone play blox fruits

[white hound]

I wanna play some chess.

With Noobs

[timber badge]

gang we had fruit ninja in my era wtf is blox fruits

[kindred crypt]

im here sir

[timber badge]

THE GOAT IS BACK

fight @strange bobcat

[white hound]

I wanna play with you Counting Bludner.

[timber badge]

Nah

[white hound]

oke I chill then

[timber badge]

yes we chill

[kindred crypt]

in boxing?

are kicks and punches allowed??

[timber badge]

no kicks

[white hound]

What are the main varaitions?

[timber badge]

punches yes

[kindred crypt]

just grappling is enough for me tbh

[hexed oracle]

uh idk I just play it in some way or another on instinct

[somber lark]

Isn't classical sicilian tactical

[timber badge]

ew jiu jitsu guy

[kindred crypt]

it doesnt do permanent damage to my opponents 🤍

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-gif-25611193

[timber badge]

i would rather see it as a positional one

[white hound]

So it's wild opening, I see.

[timber badge]

but like its dynamic

[kindred crypt]

a mma guy to be precise

[timber badge]

boston crab ahhhh

[white hound]

I love this sport, John Cena was the best.

[hexed oracle]

yes and it's deadly against caro

at least on lower elo

[kindred crypt]

woah woah i didnt see that coming

[kindred crypt]

i have tried that once in sparring

failed miserably

[hexed oracle]

Counting writing an essay 😭

[kindred crypt]

:sob

[hexed oracle]

brooo

[timber badge]

@somber lark taimanov is simple, classical is complex, najdorf is brainrot but good, dragon is brainrot, accel dragon is decent u cry against maroczy, taimanov is just a chill guy, kan u cry against Bd3, sveshnikov is brainrot, kalashnikov is for the sigmas, lowenthal i never studied, four knights sicilian is for the blitzers

[timber badge]

the fact that i have tried almost every one of it 💀

i need to touch grass

[somber lark]

thanks

[kindred crypt]

thats too much screentime

[empty iron]

absolute cinema 🎦

[timber badge]

i swear if someone renames themselves to grass

[hexed oracle]

kid named grass

[lavish herald]

Hi everyone