💬〡chess-talk

[plucky kelp]

what te f

[tacit wren]

bruh what

[pseudo garden]

I like big cats

[gentle pecan]

also with beard

[shrewd mica]

Didn't take long for the chat to become weird and cringey. /j

[plucky kelp]

i like cats

[zealous marsh]

We've gotten two pedos arrested bro 🥀

[gentle pecan]

it was normal until you came

[shrewd mica]

...
Okay, y'all are just a different beast lmao

[cosmic quest]

banana

[native garden]

how wants to play https://link.chess.com/play/oNaO1r

[shrewd mica]

Fair.

[tacit wren]

Hi guys!! 👋

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-24702664

[gentle pecan]

cats prefer oranges more

[shrewd mica]

Hello.

[slow folio]

hi chat

[plucky kelp]

if you see it as literally anything else other than a cat eating a banana, you're weird

[gentle pecan]

heylo

[pseudo garden]

Chat

[tacit wren]

Hi

[slow folio]

finally I made it after the graduation exam 💀

[shrewd mica]

Whoever reacted with "💀" is wild, btw.

[slow folio]

it was in hell difficulty but atleast I can play chess now

[plucky kelp]

fr

[pseudo garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1233403015684427799/1282212290854256691/bb4ae65bbfd79aa6a4ebda1aa557174c.gif

[slow folio]

oh hey

[tacit wren]

@fringe roost did

[gentle pecan]

hu

[pseudo garden]

Tey

[slow folio]

btw you didn’t see my dm 💀

[shrewd mica]

He ain't even online (?)

[pseudo garden]

[zealous marsh]

Also we start this Monday @shrewd mica

[gentle pecan]

💪

[zealous marsh]

iykyk

[slow folio]

EXAM IS OVER, IT’S CHESS TIME!

[shrewd mica]

Fine...Imma get my laptop fixed tomorrow then.

[plucky kelp]

in the future, banana is gonna have a world-wide ban for "being innapropiate" and new kinds of bananas will be produced

[gentle pecan]

muscular cats or bonny cats

[plucky kelp]

what is a bonny cat

[cosmic quest]

people eating bananas with a knife and fork is WILD

[shrewd mica]

Yes, yes, I know.

[gentle pecan]

kinda in between a horsy ig

[midnight moth]

is anyone playing?

[gentle pecan]

naho

[plucky kelp]

in the future it will be the the normal method to eat a banana

[ancient grail]

farming brilliants going well today

[kindred crypt]

I heard that using stockfish will win you games

[gentle pecan]

y'all minions talking about evolution of bananas

[timber badge]

anyone around 1600 lichess blitz?

[cosmic quest]

in the future we're gonna be melting bananas and eating them that way

[midnight moth]

yes me

[shrewd mica]

Nice!

[ancient grail]

I'm 1400 chess.com blitz

[plucky kelp]

you are talking about what exactly

[gentle pecan]

but I lost in one move

[timber badge]

cc rating?

[midnight moth]

lichess 1500 = 300 chess.com

[timber badge]

lc rating?

[ancient grail]

1700

[gentle pecan]

cute h o t kitty cats ig

[kindred crypt]

What do you mean

[lone totem]

nah wt ive read this book 💀

[midnight moth]

200

[timber badge]

whats ur rapid in cc

[plucky kelp]

you were talking about cats with mustache and beard💀

[ancient grail]

1900

[storm saffron]

Ganggg

[timber badge]

oo

[storm saffron]

I watch season 3 swuid game 🥹🤑🤑🤑

[gentle pecan]

oh I forget pls don't beat me up uwu

[thorny mist]

Ah yes, a castle brilliant.

[timber badge]

do u have 250 games in lichess blitz

[shrewd mica]

Squid*

[cosmic quest]

next month cc is collabing with squid game

[hexed oracle]

how many digits are you in osu! ?

[gentle pecan]

imagine it

[storm saffron]

It's getting sadder every second gng😔

[ancient grail]

6 digit in Osu!Standard and 5 digits in Osu!Mania

[timber badge]

could u just dm me ur id on lc and cc both lol

[ancient grail]

not yet

[timber badge]

how many

[ancient grail]

you're recruiting me for TMT?

[storm saffron]

Geometry dash harder 💀🍷🗿🔥

[midnight moth]

dm me if any1 is playing

[kindred crypt]

Stockfish
e4
Disconnect.......
Lost

[lone totem]

wait youre the strong counting guy

[hexed oracle]

I had some dark days...

[shrewd mica]

0/10 ragebait.

[storm saffron]

Stockfish lost wifi?

[timber badge]

bro knows

[storm saffron]

True tho bro

[plucky kelp]

ok who tf plays Ke7 instead of Kd8?💀

[gentle pecan]

I have NASA wife so wrong imagine it again

[shrewd mica]

Doubling down on a ragebait is wild.

[timber badge]

ugh

[thorny mist]

Bullet game and my bullet elo is 600, so anything is possible

[timber badge]

too high

[storm saffron]

Holy glaze gng

[gentle pecan]

bruh

[pseudo garden]

[lone totem]

youre planning to sac b5? 😭

[kindred crypt]

I don't know
But did you use stockfish in the game???

[timber badge]

no

[lone totem]

homo deus and sapiens were peak

[ancient grail]

I can't really gain any pp in osu these days so my ranking kept declining

[lone totem]

its basically a sac tho im also a b5

[timber badge]

ill just train them to be atleast 1800 cc level

[lone totem]

darn

[timber badge]

not that hard

[plucky kelp]

as a casual geometry dash player I'll say: osu is harder

[hexed oracle]

did y'all made the chessbridge site using some site builder ?

[hexed oracle]

the score system changed so you gotta find how to make now

[lone totem]

i wish pseudobenko trained me to CM level

[timber badge]

whats ur rating

[gentle pecan]

I tried it says your position was hopeless and it stopped evaluating

[lone totem]

2040 cc rapid 2117 peak

[hexed oracle]

I forgot how it worked but it was smth about the streak you have

[pseudo garden]

I read in it a little while my brother was visiting, he left it behind but haven't read in it again since

[timber badge]

lc blitz?

[lone totem]

1800 lol

[gentle pecan]

everyone here 2k+😭😭😭😭😭

[timber badge]

wtf

[hexed oracle]

nah I am 1200

[lone totem]

idk maybe im just mid at blitz

[ancient grail]

Yeah. Extreme demons are mostly verified already, but a lot of the 10 star maps in Osu still has 0 FCs over the years

[timber badge]

mf found a steal

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aman Chakma (amanchakma)

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Name: Aman Chakma (amanchakma)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2044 (2117 peak)
Blitz: 1586 (1636 peak)
Bullet: 1506 (1600 peak)

[gentle pecan]

stop the cape

[timber badge]

i need to lock in

[ancient grail]

like Galaxy Collapse or dadadadadadadadadada

[hexed oracle]

bro my roles are erroring ??

[lone totem]

get flan bro best board 5 @mint adder

[gentle pecan]

why I am lower rated on lichess than cc

[cosmic quest]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-handsome-toasty's-gif-handsome-my-honest-reaction-gif-13732984191404515456

[mint adder]

I’m not eligible to join TMCS2

Left the server anyways

[plucky kelp]

because u don't play lichess

[hexed oracle]

how tf I am 1400-1599 💀 ?

[lone totem]

good for you
desserts was scammed so hard in S1
the guy who was an "alt" turned out to be completely innocent
we would be in AT LEAST finals if not for a false fkin accusation

[hollow seal]

I don’t know, I need to wake up in one hour to take a bus to do three exams

[hexed oracle]

oh it's my duck chess ratting

[gentle pecan]

somebody hacked you a()count and changed you elo and gender

[hexed oracle]

that's an error

[cosmic quest]

are you asleep writing this

[lone totem]

cant buy terraria cus of tmc idiocy 💔

[mint adder]

Whole thing’s rigged anyways

[lone totem]

5 bald men are gonna destroy season 2 bro

[gentle pecan]

how did you know huh

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Micu Vlad-Bogdan (ereghedon)

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Name: Micu Vlad-Bogdan (ereghedon)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1509 (peak)
Blitz: 1005 (1254 peak)

[lone totem]

yeah our team name is 5 Bald Men (no invis this time)

[hexed oracle]

huh what the fu

[ancient grail]

what the... It's animated?

[hexed oracle]

yes I am special

[lone totem]

they added those i was surprised too
scipios is also animated

[hexed oracle]

even my rattinf is glitched ;-;

[ancient grail]

oh

[gentle pecan]

a duck who can't fly

[hexed oracle]

where is DOfus when you need dofus

[timber badge]

i would but they hate me for being "egoistic"

[kindred crypt]

Honestly
The news just popped to me
They told me about it when everything was set

[timber badge]

tho idc

i could find a random and make em good

[hexed oracle]

I could make y'all a site free of charge if y'all want

[lone totem]

make me gooder bro

[hexed oracle]

I am bored af so I am looking for things to make

[lone totem]

if you make me 2200 rapid im joining you 🗣️

[gentle pecan]

roll upside down

[timber badge]

real?

IS THAT A DEAL?

[lone totem]

90% chance

[kindred crypt]

You can contact VK about it

[hollow seal]

Trust 10%

[hexed oracle]

tho I am good only at static sites idk if I will be able to make this thingy

[gentle pecan]

bruh useless

[wet cypress]

i dont get it did he purposely stalemate or accidently?

[gentle pecan]

he took petty on you

[wet cypress]

it couldve been a mistake + it was my 300 elo friend playing

not me

[gentle pecan]

yeah maybe

[hollow seal]

d4 or c4?

[wet cypress]

a4

I think

[hollow seal]

That’s the way

[wet cypress]

yup

It's a move with potential, loads of it

[weary quarry]

would anyone like to play chess

[wet cypress]

rating?

[hollow seal]

Elo?

[weary quarry]

like

[wet cypress]

yes?

[weary quarry]

600 or 7

[wet cypress]

oh ok lets play

[hollow seal]

Pass

[weary quarry]

send unrated my user is truecrowned

[wet cypress]

chess.com right?

[weary quarry]

yea

[wet cypress]

k

[hollow seal]

I wanna play people of 1600> up if some one wanna play in a few hours

[wet cypress]

check dm

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> esteban_karamazov

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1539 (peak)
Blitz: 1395 (peak)
Bullet: 1416 (1366 peak)

[rapid escarp]

any plays minecraft here

[wet cypress]

I do

@weary quarry

[analog rose]

You’re welcome

[manic moss]

Maybe they poor but -50% is good offert

[weary quarry]

there was no notif for me wth

try resending

[wet cypress]

https://link.chess.com/play/jKSE4s

chess.com is down

it's not working since yesterday, the play with friends option

[cunning drum]

so nice when you have to wait 8min because the opponent lack fairplay

[weary quarry]

oh nvm that worked

[wet cypress]

that's not nice

[weary quarry]

i sent it

[cunning drum]

i reported him

lets see how it goes

[wet cypress]

good job exactly what you shouldve done

@weary quarry I think chess.com is down or something cuz I am unable to sent invites since yesterday and not even my friends

I still didnt get the invite

[weary quarry]

oh 😔

[wet cypress]

could you try clicking on the link

[weary quarry]

yh it still says waiting for u

[radiant swan]

im js good 🔥

[wet cypress]

https://link.chess.com/play/jKSE4s

[wet cypress]

same here

[weary quarry]

i did that 2 times

[radiant swan]

i tilted to 1950 and now im working on getting 2100 again

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2033 (2121 peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2153 peak)
Bullet: 2061 (2116 peak)

[hollow seal]

Can I play you later?

[wet cypress]

what happened when you clicked the link?

[weary quarry]

yeah chess.com is broken

[weary quarry]

it sent me to exactly where u are

[wet cypress]

aw damn it

[weary quarry]

it says im waiting for u

[radiant swan]

err maybe

[wet cypress]

could you send the link?

[radiant swan]

if im not in the mood to grind for 2100

[weary quarry]

ill try

[wet cypress]

I will try clicking it

[weary quarry]

https://link.chess.com/play/ksiNpD

[radiant swan]

only 30s | 0 though

[weary quarry]

where did the chess thing go

[hollow seal]

What?

[thorny mist]

Guys I'm going on a crazy bullet winstreak

[radiant swan]

30 seconds | 0

[hollow seal]

You want to play bullet?

[timber badge]

im watching buddy

[radiant swan]

i dont trust new accounts sorry

[hollow seal]

HAHAHAHAHA yeah

I said later

[radiant swan]

yeah ik

only 30s | 0

[hollow seal]

I need to wake up in an hour, like in four hours I will tell you

[wet cypress]

it went to the same as you. Chess.com is broken

we cant play

[radiant swan]

how to get good :((

[hollow seal]

But you can see my games

[thorny mist]

Broooooooo 17 win streak in bullet

[radiant swan]

yeah rapid games

[hollow seal]

Yep

[wet cypress]

I tried playing with friends yesterday and it never worked a single time except when I sent the link

and today the link doesn't seem to work either

[hollow seal]

In 5 hours or later I would notify to play 30 sec

[weary quarry]

unfortunate

[hollow seal]

I have never play that but 1 minute yeh

[radiant swan]

18 when

[wet cypress]

yeah I want to tell the mods

[radiant swan]

wtf is this

[thorny mist]

Half my wins are like opponent timeout , so if the same strat works 18 might happen

But for now it's time for flex, so wouldn't play for now

[timber badge]

hmm

js follow concept of drawback at ur level tbh

and improve ur worst piece

[radiant swan]

drawback as if continuity

sounds like some chesswithakeem kind of stuff ngl

[lapis marsh]

If i am playing e4 and am preparing a repratoire for e4
Should i learn the exchanged caro kann or the botvinnik attack?
To counter the caro kann

[timber badge]

bro i taught u that stuff before too

go check our dms or some

[wet cypress]

what?

[leaden star]

What is everyones favourite opening with 1.e4 as white?

[strange bobcat]

BROOO

my fide is almost >> than your blitz

[radiant swan]

bro never taught me anything other than

||"

• my sleep schedule had improved
• i started exercising a little
• i remembered my opening lines better
• my moves were penetrative and venomous
• better lookout for backward moves ig?
• i learnt trigo identities
• i was almost subconsciously for weaknesses in my opponent's camp

i wrote this wen i reached 2400 i think
"||

[misty citrus]

italian

kings gambit too

[lone totem]

birds attack italian or fried liver rn

[radiant swan]

1. f4 🔥

[lone totem]

the other birds attack bro 😭 not flan ahh

[misty citrus]

i play 1. f4 when im tilted

[lone totem]

this one yknow

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chatgpt-o3-mini

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1964 (1975 peak)
Blitz: 1446 (1453 peak)
Bullet: 823 (1187 peak)

[radiant swan]

ur 2700 lmao what do u expect 💀

[strange bobcat]

disown your teacher

[ancient grail]

almost there...

[radiant swan]

get a title or sm shit smh

[strange bobcat]

I am your new teacher now

[strange bobcat]

bruh why you sound like my mom

[lone totem]

bro is lower rated in rapid than ha now

[hexed oracle]

Duck chess is the only game mode I am decent at 😭

[ancient grail]

4 more games until I'm 2000 rated

[radiant swan]

at least not lower rated in bullet and blitz

[lone totem]

dosnt matter

[lapis marsh]

Anyone?

[radiant swan]

bet watch me

[weary quarry]

isnt duck chess that mod where you can place a duck on the board and it stops u from moving there?

[lone totem]

u gonna rapid? good luck

[hexed oracle]

yes

we ducks are an unmoveable force

[misty citrus]

whats botvinnik again

[cosmic quest]

no its just for decoration purposes

[lone totem]

What in the tartakower

[hexed oracle]

there are only 8 active players 😭

[small jungle]

Former world champion

[misty citrus]

oh panov attack

i play that as white every time against caro

[lone totem]

are these guys playing rapid or blitz

average tartakower game

[small jungle]

Gotta play fast vro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dave ball (gmdave_roadto2200)

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Name: Dave ball (gmdave_roadto2200)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1967 (2001 peak)
Blitz: 2044 (peak)
Bullet: 2030 (2089 peak)

[magic cove]

Oof my rapid is so underrated 😭

[kindred crypt]

Any decent player?

[magic cove]

Not me

[radiant swan]

wtf bro watching

[lone totem]

you said watch me v ro

[kindred crypt]

You are 2k in all tgree time controls

[radiant swan]

not literally 💀

[magic cove]

Scotch every game

[leaden star]

legend

[magic cove]

Best opening to exist

[misty citrus]

scotch or scotch gambit

[wet cypress]

I feel sorry for him

he resigned

[misty citrus]

that's brutal

[wet cypress]

I know I wish I were a litte softer and easier

poor kid

I didnt even feel good after winning

[cosmic quest]

i dont feel bad for anyone ive won against

🐺

[misty citrus]

i feel bad if they blunder the queen or m1

[cosmic quest]

shouldn't have blundered

[misty citrus]

real

[cosmic quest]

not my issue

[misty citrus]

skill issue

[wet cypress]

The reason why it might have been even worse for him is cuz he was winning 1.1 at a point

[misty citrus]

wait how do u save the queen here

[zealous marsh]

You don't.

[wet cypress]

You cant its lost

[misty citrus]

LMFAO but u won??

oh wow im watching

[wet cypress]

Yup cuz resilience I dont give up after losing a queen

[misty citrus]

thats why u never resign

[zealous marsh]

I mean 3 pieces vs a queen is equal material wise

[wet cypress]

• it was equal material despite losing my queen

[misty citrus]

i forgot about that

a queen is just so menacing

[tribal pagoda]

@inland abyss are you just offline

[wet cypress]

I agree but if not used properly... you can see their fate in the video above. Not once but twice

[inland abyss]

Nope

[tribal pagoda]

ok

[wet cypress]

@misty citrus Why are you sobbing so much?

[misty citrus]

oh i meant it like laughing

[wet cypress]

Oh

you couldve used this one 😂 or this one 🤣 or this one

nvm

[misty citrus]

or not

PLSSS

[cosmic quest]

https://tenor.com/view/uoh-sob-emoji-crying-cry-gif-13917329750550678969

[tribal pagoda]

you just blunder lmao

[slow folio]

@mint adder what should I get start to climb from 1400 to atleast 1600 after this summer?

[wet cypress]

are you allowed to mention "@akshansh" ?

[cosmic quest]

step 1 get to 2000 instead

[misty citrus]

is it a staff member

[wet cypress]

yup

[misty citrus]

it's prob fine

[wet cypress]

It's the first time I am seeing you. Are you new?

[misty citrus]

no just not here often

[mint adder]

If you want to reach any range under 2000, the difference is how tactically aware you are

In other words build yourself a habit to solve 50 puzzles a day, write the full line down a notebook, thank me later

[strange bobcat]

a coach like me would help tremendously

[wet cypress]

why is someone called @slow folio almost professionally chat lurking?

[cosmic quest]

ok nvm literally nobody above 2000 plays 15|10 unrated I've been in pool for half an hour

[wet cypress]

Oh wait I know you

[slow folio]

...

[slow folio]

ah

[strange bobcat]

oh wait bro is vietnamese 💀

[hexed oracle]

how tf am I suposed to play duck chess if there are only 3 players that play 😭 ( one of them being me )

[mint adder]

open challenges

[strange bobcat]

just get better atp

[wet cypress]

Sry I thought you were someone else

[strange bobcat]

you are an asian bruh

[empty iron]

Prag, nodir are both on 5.5/9
Tiebreaker?

[cosmic quest]

no results 😭

[wet cypress]

getting stalemated after 86 moves

[kindred crypt]

chat stop yapping

[wet cypress]

his got my rating*2+3

[tribal pagoda]

hi

[wet cypress]

It was a good laugh for me

[wet cypress]

Hi

[tribal pagoda]

hi manshark

[somber lark]

1600 960 =2100 🥶
1800 960 = 2500

[tribal pagoda]

what bro is talking about

[inland abyss]

Bro the NM I 3-0ed in 960 blocked me

He doesn't let me farm anymore

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lowthink1ng

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1572 (peak)
Blitz: 1663 (peak)
Bullet: 802

[cosmic quest]

how long until we get another teen wc 18 or 18 under

[somber lark]

how is it this close in 960

[inland abyss]

Flagger ahh

[fast rain]

anyone help me im in middle of a game

[somber lark]

3|2

[fast rain]

he played xg5+

[inland abyss]

Still flag

[somber lark]

I swindled

[tribal pagoda]

nice clutch btw

[twilit creek]

yo guys watched squid game s3?

[somber lark]

I defended this 💀

Bd7 b6 Kc6 😭

bro played this move and lost 💀

[shell widget]

u guys know free chess.com anaylsis ! how to do ?

[shy sorrel]

idk that

[tribal pagoda]

im confused rn

[short summit]

What is that?

Lmao

[night owl]

Guys what’s stalemate?

[short summit]

Is that a real anime?

[fast rain]

how???
https://www.chess.com/game/live/140060119250?move=0

[frosty peak]

vivekroy_12 (100) vs. Ayoubiix10 (135)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. e3 b6 3. e4 Nc6 4. Bf4 e6 5. g4 Nf6 6. g5 Nxe4 7. Bc1 Bd6 8. Nf3 e5 9. Bb5 O-O 10. Bxc6 Bg4 11. Bxa8 exd4 12. Qxd4 Bxf3 13. O-O Qxg5+ 

[somber lark]

check my rook and queen coordination

[somber lark]

his rook is also hanging

[strange bobcat]

💀

what chess level is this

[somber lark]

2100 vs 2500 normal blitz

960

[midnight moth]

criss cross apple sauce

is any1 up for blitz/ rapid?

[thorny mist]

Elo?

[tribal pagoda]

oh white miss checkmate and do some dumb stuff
nice long checkmate i cant even see bruh

[midnight moth]

49 hbu?

[kindred crypt]

Just boosted 100 elo in each of blitz and bullet

[thorny mist]

Bro what

[kindred crypt]

What a busy day

[somber lark]

he played Qb2 to defend but that just drops an exchange with a winning ending

[midnight moth]

what is youre elo?

[slim gulch]

hi zag

[somber lark]

hi

[thorny mist]

What is ur elo dawg 49 elo ain't even possible

[kindred crypt]

Guess my elo chat

[tribal pagoda]

lol checkmate giveaway

[strange bobcat]

49 is ok I am 16

[midnight moth]

my elo is 200 whats urs?

[midnight moth]

2000

[kindred crypt]

WRONG

[stable sigil]

1531

[kindred crypt]

WRONG

[dusty hazel]

Hell yea

[midnight moth]

1000

[kindred crypt]

WRONG

[stable sigil]

1679

[midnight moth]

im not guessing now

[strange bobcat]

nice did you jsut start playing ?

[midnight moth]

js dm if any1 wanna play

[stable sigil]

Start throwing random numbers

[kindred crypt]

Incorrect

[dusty hazel]

Yes

[strange bobcat]

oh nicee

[kindred crypt]

Why not throw 1339 in there as well?

[stable sigil]

1339

[kindred crypt]

WRONG

[midnight moth]

[stable sigil]

1260

[tribal pagoda]

1

[stable sigil]

Is that between 1000-2000 range

[kindred crypt]

One of my digit is 1

[tribal pagoda]

actualy unrated-1

[kindred crypt]

no

Ahh

[stable sigil]

Ok than it is rated more 500 or less than 500

[kindred crypt]

More than 500

[stable sigil]

761

[somber lark]

witty 🥶

[kindred crypt]

no

[strange bobcat]

streamer glazer 😭

[tribal pagoda]

🤑

[stable sigil]

Beat him up I trust you

[thorny mist]

Play caro kann against him

[somber lark]

fr

[full gazelle]

Yoo Guys

[strange bobcat]

why not lol

[midnight moth]

but u didnt said youre elo

[somber lark]

I play a6 against Nc3, no alien gambit for him

[thorny mist]

Exactly.

[thorny mist]

Noooooo

[kindred crypt]

Its 2107

[stable sigil]

Bring hikaru in your home

[tribal pagoda]

use Alien Gambit against him

[stable sigil]

But you said less than 1000

[strange bobcat]

why did bro join tmc 😭

[kindred crypt]

I never said its less than 1000..i said its not between 1000-2000 and its more than 500

[thorny mist]

Actually cuz it was free advertisement done by you, the server has to thank you.

[strange bobcat]

yessir just in time for that employee of the month

[midnight moth]

bruh i said 2000+

[tribal pagoda]

the fact is bro friend with Witty is good

[kindred crypt]

You didn't say +

[strange bobcat]

🙏😭

[midnight moth]

lool but i mean 2000+ lets play unrated if ur up

[somber lark]

he popped up in my open challenges

[stable sigil]

Guys why these days kids before even they born they already are rated more than 2000

[strange bobcat]

bruh whats your blitz

let me farm 😭 I am elo hungry

[midnight moth]

frfr

[kindred crypt]

sometime later lemme get some fresh air

[short summit]

Chat rate the chess club chess board 🔥

[wet cypress]

If I had seen this I would have gotten 3 BRILLIANTS moves in one game but I only got 2 brilliants

[tribal pagoda]

almost tie as Witty

[thorny mist]

I used to have Theodorou in my friend list

[somber lark]

[stable sigil]

They might have bishop and knight in their genes and dna

[midnight moth]

why tht bishop kindaaa....

[strange bobcat]

bruh fix your english (no insult intended)

its a bit rough

[midnight moth]

lool what is ur elo?

[short summit]

Its stupid the black bishop's head is white

[kindred crypt]

I was 400 elo when i was 18 (now i am 19)

[tribal pagoda]

Im asian stop complain about it

[stable sigil]

Not much lesser rated than a 3 year old

[strange bobcat]

pretty please

[versed shell]

Has anyone tried this bot named "Sensei" ?

[stable sigil]

1588

[sturdy badge]

.

[strange bobcat]

thats no excuse bro I am an asian 2

[midnight moth]

noice

[somber lark]

😭

[midnight moth]

lool

[thorny mist]

The 3 year old in question :

[kindred crypt]

@midnight moth what's ur elo

[midnight moth]

200

[strange bobcat]

cmonn I gotta have that aura when I go to my local otb tourneys 😭

[kindred crypt]

I call bullshit

[tribal pagoda]

ok i just bad at english

[strange bobcat]

let me farm like 43 points should be more than enuf

[midnight moth]

☹️

[strange bobcat]

gl with it bro it might be hard to understand

[thorny mist]

Doesn't that come under rating manipulation?

[wet cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/brilliant-pawn-move-gif-3581562761027401169

[strange bobcat]

not at all

im not telling him to lose intentionally so it is dif

[kindred crypt]

Tell me ur user

I will hunt you down

With my 16 pieces

[midnight moth]

nooooooooo

💀

[tribal pagoda]

dont worry chatting with ppl born in America have expert english they will understand it btw

[strange bobcat]

cmon bro I just need that 1piece 😭

[wet cypress]

I can hunt with just 8

[hidden musk]

How satisfaction in a bullet game looks

[frosty temple]

I can hunt with only my king

[strange bobcat]

🤨

[thorny mist]

Let's gooooo smothered mate

[kindred crypt]

Is this some weeb reference?

[wet cypress]

me also not gud

[frosty temple]

do you guys wanna know something funny

[tribal pagoda]

not ask you

[ocean falcon]

White's move mate in 2

[wet cypress]

what you dont ask?

[strange bobcat]

nahhh no childhood for you

[frosty temple]

I play chess games in my dreams and each time I lose I'm like ah shit I lost elo and then I realise I can't lose elo in my dreams

[limber bramble]

Rxd7

[tribal pagoda]

I asked him not you

[kindred crypt]

Qd6

[frosty temple]

Qxb6

[strange bobcat]

Qd6 bruh this is easy

[zealous marsh]

Qd6 and goodnight to black.

[wet cypress]

Don't worry it happens

[ocean falcon]

Nice

[wet cypress]

o ok I got it

[simple slate]

anish is back babyyy

[hidden musk]

Yeeha

[thorny mist]

Qc6??

[distant pelican]

I-... What?
https://www.chess.com/game/140060733170

[thorny mist]

There b5 tho?

[kindred crypt]

GuysZ let's collectively host a tournament

[ocean falcon]

Nah whether it is C6 or B6, Black just has to push the d7 pawn to prevent mate in 2.

[strange bobcat]

Qa6

[zealous marsh]

b5 Qa6#

[tribal pagoda]

Qc6, sacrificed queen
xQc6
RxRd8 checkmate

[strange bobcat]

exactly why you need a chess coach to help you with your chess

[frosty temple]

Ah Qc6 yea

Makes sense

[zealous marsh]

It's Qd6.

[slate kite]

Hello, I want to have permission, I connected my account to discord, what am I supposed to do next?

[fading bloom]

how to quickly get to 1000 elo

?

[lone island]

vienna spam

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/settings/account?section=connections>

You can use this link 🙂

[frosty temple]

I meant to say d6

[distant pelican]

If I were in this position, I would've just went with M3.

[kindred crypt]

Nah there is d6

[fading bloom]

na london sytstem or scandinavian is op

[strange bobcat]

get a coach 👍

[tribal pagoda]

Qd6 or Qc6, its just same sacrificed lmao

[fading bloom]

how much do you want

[zealous marsh]

Only one is M2.

[strange bobcat]

10 an hour

[tribal pagoda]

c6 too, calculation it man

[lone island]

fair fair

[frosty temple]

Qd6 b5 Qa6#
Qd6 c5 Qb8#
Qd6 rook anywhere Qxd7#

[strange bobcat]

qd6 c6 qb8

[kindred crypt]

okay enough gatekeeping, I will give youa really solid advice

[fading bloom]

bro

[ocean falcon]

Nope

[fading bloom]

price?

[ocean falcon]

D6 blocks pawn

[knotty sapphire]

yep

[kindred crypt]

After queen c6 there is d6 for opponent, that's not mate in 2

[frosty temple]

cxd6 obviously just Rc3#

[strange bobcat]

just gave you mine, nothing beats my price if you want to go for cheaper options to be completely honest

[kindred crypt]

I won't decline if you give me money

[azure pivot]

I’m back from work let’s run bullet

[zealous marsh]

2 dollars an hour for me, beat that

All jokes aside I don't even coach

[kindred crypt]

1$ Per week

[quasi nova]

2 hour game done, I won and am tired : )

[strange bobcat]

did you go to the nationals

[fading bloom]

bro I never said I would be ready top pay anyone yet, but i'll consider it and then I will contact you

[tribal pagoda]

oh i was too quick

[kindred crypt]

I get flagged in rapid , you think i can play bullet?

[strange bobcat]

sure its your choice tbh

[zealous marsh]

Why should I when THPT graduation test was up on my ass until today

[strange bobcat]

easy stuff

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[somber lark]

Is this aura chat

[fading bloom]

sry I'm not going to pay just now, maybe if I really want it 😭

[strange bobcat]

im in a gifted or whatev school so I just need like 7 each to pass

shouldnt be THAT hard

[somber lark]

I beat a GM in 3|2 🥶

[zealous marsh]

Meh

[tribal pagoda]

its just one of my failed opition if opponent choose capture White queen instead block it (still Mate in 2)

[fading bloom]

what is your elo?

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-react-reply-kramnik-gif-26279262

[strange bobcat]

hes scared of your rockets so pretty understandable

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessontrack

This is the Chess.com profile of chessontrack. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2275 (peak)
Blitz: 2657 (2767 peak)
Bullet: 2401 (2572 peak)

[kindred crypt]

I can give you a one day free trial

[somber lark]

I was dead lost

[strange bobcat]

😭

[fading bloom]

and it's just free or I NEED to pay you later

[kindred crypt]

You need to pay me with a heartwarming thank you letter

[obsidian eagle]

a bot beat me in two moves this is so embarassing LOL

[somber lark]

wait a sec I was actually fine 💀
position seems dead lost tho

[tribal pagoda]

fool mate ok

[strange bobcat]

bruh its not ok 💀

[tribal pagoda]

its ok

[strange bobcat]

I would quit chess tbfh

[obsidian eagle]

im new bro we all start somewhere ig 😔

[fading bloom]

what elo are you

[kindred crypt]

@strange bobcat Whats your price?

[strange bobcat]

oh I see but thats cool ig

[kindred crypt]

2100+

wsp

[fading bloom]

10$ per hour

[strange bobcat]

trying to see what youre up to

[somber lark]

imagine defending this 😭

[tribal pagoda]

lol ragequit

[strange bobcat]

imagine throwing this 😭

[kindred crypt]

damn maybe i should increase my price too

[kindred crypt]

what elo u got for 10$/hour

[strange bobcat]

nah I would tbh but considering I did like books for my first few years it wasnt that easy to quit

[distant pelican]

Look at the insanity I tried to cook.

[kindred crypt]

Only 2600

[somber lark]

bruh

[strange bobcat]

idk you but youre from TMC I think you should prob know me

[kindred crypt]

chesscom?

[somber lark]

I thought it's -5 or smth

[kindred crypt]

im not from TMC and i do not know who u are

[fading bloom]

I can play in like 3hours and 3/4 for about 45 minutes

[kindred crypt]

i can coach y'all for 5$ a week

[kindred crypt]

whats ur chesscom elo? 2100?

5$ a week is great price for 2100 chesscom

[strange bobcat]

I think I confused you with someone else but ok

[spring lion]

@strange bobcat Whats your chesscom rating

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessontrack

This is the Chess.com profile of chessontrack. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2275 (peak)
Blitz: 2657 (2767 peak)
Bullet: 2401 (2572 peak)

[somber lark]

I couldn't win this if he didn't resign

[kindred crypt]

whats ur fide

[kindred crypt]

Yeah

[strange bobcat]

you could just profile me 😭

[fading bloom]

how old are you?

[kindred crypt]

Ofc

[fluid ridge]

that’s my son

[kindred crypt]

19, why do you ask

[kindred crypt]

you cannot do 10$ hours

[strange bobcat]

why not 😭

[fading bloom]

to know, I'm 14

[fluid ridge]

shouldn’t you be at school rn?

[fading bloom]

so @kindred crypt we can go in call in like a bit less than 4 hours

[strange bobcat]

summer break cuh

[somber lark]

what should I do with my GM phobia 😭
I was having a heart attack

[fluid ridge]

not everywhere

[strange bobcat]

bro why are you scared of GMs bruh

[fading bloom]

I am in english course, but I have a school Ipad

[azure pivot]

Put tape on your monitor so you don’t see their names

[fading bloom]

in 2 weeks

[somber lark]

They put all of their stats into aura

[fluid ridge]

I have the same thing, I sold m1 against a 2600 GM while being +20 on eval😂

[fading bloom]

or just focus weeks

[kindred crypt]

In less than 4 hours?? Or you mean for 4 hours every day for a week?

[strange bobcat]

I mean I used to be scared of GMs

[fading bloom]

no just once

for about 45 minutes

[distant pelican]

Simple. Think they're cheating instead.

[kindred crypt]

How would you pay the bills if you are 14?

[fading bloom]

for the trial

[strange bobcat]

I was on par with wonderfultime but I fking sold lol just learn that they are also humans tbh

[fluid ridge]

I used to be scared of NM-FM, not anymore, just IM and GM

[fading bloom]

bro you said free trial

[somber lark]

what is this 😭

[spring lion]

Well he is 2600 so ig he can

[somber lark]

That's even worse 💀

[strange bobcat]

I was almost 2800 💀

[kindred crypt]

but its not like you are magically gonna be an adult after the free trial

[strange bobcat]

im a bit out of form 😭

[inland abyss]

Yo sorry for giving my prep to gms bro

[fading bloom]

alr then not

[somber lark]

lame

[somber lark]

that's why he lost huh

[spring lion]

Well 2750 🤯🤓

[strange bobcat]

nah this bot is dumb

I was about 2780

[kindred crypt]

If i like your request letter i may consider

[spring lion]

2767 😳😳😳

[fluid ridge]

the bots broken dumbas

[strange bobcat]

still uh almost 2800 until I sold 😭

[spring lion]

💀how am I supposed to know + stop being so rude

[kindred crypt]

Any adults who need coaching to get to 1700 rating?

[strange bobcat]

how you doing btw

[fluid ridge]

you were being rude to my son first, also it’s common sense on the server, also you could have just checked cc

[fluid ridge]

good, on vacation rn, 2200 in all modes too, wbu?

[spring lion]

It’s common sense to check cc and not trust the bot?
Also when was I ever rude.
I don’t wanna argue with u but youre really toeing the line here

[strange bobcat]

could have done better in my nationals but did ok ig

[kindred crypt]

you are talking to another 2600

[midnight moth]

3 book moves thats it

[strange bobcat]

gotta do osme more aura farming

[spring lion]

lol

[fluid ridge]

you used mean emoji’s to my son

[spring lion]

💀what emoji is mean to you sir?

[midnight moth]

before 15 mins you were 2100+ now you are 2600 sus

[kindred crypt]

@midnight moth wbu? you up for some coaching?

[kindred crypt]

no no not me

[strange bobcat]

bruh stop stealing my students 😭

[fluid ridge]

ah how’d you do? I got 3rd in my states tournament recently, first and 2nd were 2100 and 1950, I was 1500 but underrated

[midnight moth]

yea i can give some coaching

[fluid ridge]

the one with tounge

[midnight moth]

step 1 dont take coaching from discord server

[kindred crypt]

I am the last hope of this back breaking expensive economy

[tribal pagoda]

An casle can even have son 🥀💔

[azure pivot]

2100+ really means he just peaked at 2100 in one tc

[strange bobcat]

my new medal holder rn

[spring lion]

U mean this? 🤓

[spring lion]

We should really do a vote and see who here thinks this emoji is RUDE

[fluid ridge]

no, that’s mean too tho

[midnight moth]

oooo

[spring lion]

Oh my god I give up BYE 👋

[fluid ridge]

scipio just dm’d me and said the emoji is rude too

[kindred crypt]

5$ Per week btw

[cursive galleon]

It's always nice when someone says "Good game" even if they don't speak English

[spring lion]

Literally none of the emojis have “ tongue”
This is tongue 👅

[kindred crypt]

In rapid, the best time control for improving chess

[fluid ridge]

you used it again

[tribal pagoda]

i dont even have any medals haha

[fluid ridge]

ima have to ping mods

[strange bobcat]

you gotta take a business class btw

[spring lion]

Can u tell me which?

[midnight moth]

thats is 10+0

[spring lion]

Go ahead lol

[fluid ridge]

the tongue one

[strange bobcat]

🙏😭

[spring lion]

which

[kindred crypt]

Yes you get it

[astral sentinel]

hey

[spring lion]

Do u even know what a tongue is lol

[fluid ridge]

<@&745328830649991179> he’s using mean emojis

[midnight moth]

i already know

[astral sentinel]

people in this chat i have a question

[fluid ridge]

wsp?

[spring lion]

Server mods please read the message and determine if I was rude because this guy is really acting like a crybaby here

[strange bobcat]

go for it

[kindred crypt]

How old r u

[astral sentinel]

i'm a beginner of chess

[midnight moth]

14

[astral sentinel]

and i barely know anything

[kindred crypt]

What the

[fluid ridge]

@scarlet arrow he called me a cry baby, ain’t this against tos?

[astral sentinel]

but ever since i've started i've been playing the nimzo larsen opening unknowingly

is that a good opening for my elo

[spring lion]

Oh how harsh … i get banned for telling you the truth.

How on earth is this possible

[kindred crypt]

Anyone older than 18?

[strange bobcat]

say MY name

[midnight moth]

me

[fluid ridge]

you were mean to my son first

and then me

[astral sentinel]

Prime Wyl

[tribal pagoda]

bro think he is kim jong un

[strange bobcat]

no the thing behind 😭

[astral sentinel]

near 18

[astral sentinel]

huh

[lone totem]

chess coach

[spring lion]

Who called me a dumbass first!!??

[strange bobcat]

yessir

[astral sentinel]

chess coach

[fluid ridge]

I only used one s

could’ve meant anything

[strange bobcat]

you want to improve then just get a coach tbh

[spring lion]

“Hey mods this guy called me a dumbass”
This is your behavior btw

[kindred crypt]

chess

[fluid ridge]

now you said it twice, I haven’t said it once

[spring lion]

We all know what u mean

[astral sentinel]

idk abt coaches my dad is a former 2400 elo rank player

[spring lion]

BRO HOW OLD R U BYEEEEE

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-skin-him-discord-mod-mod-skin-him-cube-runners-is-cool-gif-12693754404042415707

[tribal pagoda]

hey stop, stop making any excuse and try telling the trust and chill bro

[spring lion]

WOW REALLY? Youre an adult!

[astral sentinel]

but he mostly forgot chess since he stopped playying for like 13 years

[lone totem]

now that ive memorized half the periodic table time for some lichess puzzles before tuition 🥶

[strange bobcat]

ohh nice you could ask him to coach you tbh

[spring lion]

Fr man

[fluid ridge]

yeah, 16😎

[dark sundial]

You real rey?

[astral sentinel]

i don't think it would help much

[astral sentinel]

i wish 😂

[fluid ridge]

look at your pfp man😂

[tribal pagoda]

thats not even adult...

[strange bobcat]

I think its crucial to have a coach when you start or about 1500-1800 ish elo

[dark sundial]

Broo

[kindred crypt]

My uncle was a politician but he didn't teach me politics

[fluid ridge]

lost my v card so kinda counts

[astral sentinel]

my games on chess.com

[strange bobcat]

or you will get stuck and get bored af with chess

[tribal pagoda]

what is v card, never heard it before

[strange bobcat]

like what card

[fluid ridge]

also @spring lion why you got 2300 elo in bio but only 2000-2100?

[astral sentinel]

my game rating is an average of 1200-1400 sometime rarely even higher

[fluid ridge]

no specifications

[astral sentinel]

even tho i'm 514 elo

[slate kite]

/connectmessage

[kindred crypt]

This is called chess catfishing

[fluid ridge]

lmao

[somber cipher]

bruh i keep stalemating martin

[fluid ridge]

W

[strange bobcat]

chess.com is dogshit tbh I have game rating in the like analysis of like 2900ish at times but its not at all true

[astral sentinel]

oh

[strange bobcat]

does refelct your performance in 1 GAME but not your overall performance

[tribal pagoda]

atleast he have 2000 elo

[kindred crypt]

Just get a coach at this point

[fluid ridge]

yeah I mean game rating is just a prop to get beginners to keep playing

[astral sentinel]

last night i played a game it said i made 8 great moves and i still lost 💀

[fluid ridge]

2000 is bad

2200 is bad

[strange bobcat]

rate my trophy holder 😭

[somber cipher]

i almost broke a 9 year olds hand yesterday bc he beat me on time and now i feel like a pos

[fluid ridge]

2300 is bad

[tribal pagoda]

you bad

[fluid ridge]

2400 is bad

2500 is bad

[radiant swan]

@lone totem lower rated than CountingBrilliants in 2025 is wild

[fluid ridge]

2600 is bad

@strange bobcat is bad

[tribal pagoda]

you here yayy

[fluid ridge]

yes

[radiant swan]

objectively yeah but the higher the rating the better the people are

[strange bobcat]

its just a gimmick to soften you and make you wanna pay them and that stuff

[tribal pagoda]

yes you bad

[strange bobcat]

its all a marketing stunt

[astral sentinel]

ah

[fluid ridge]

nah, all bad

[fluid ridge]

yes, you bad too

[astral sentinel]

are the chess.com bots correct?

[shrewd mica]

[fluid ridge]

indeed son

[somber cipher]

i also pulled a magnus mid-game yesterday

[tribal pagoda]

thank you you too

[strange bobcat]

being lower rated than wyl is a sob story 😭

[fluid ridge]

not at all😂

[kindred crypt]

Ofc not

[radiant swan]

the 3200s:

[astral sentinel]

i used to defeat 1700-2100 elo rated bots like 2 years ago

[strange bobcat]

depends on what you mean here but idk

[fluid ridge]

they bad too

[astral sentinel]

i quit

[shrewd mica]

Hello guys, how are y'all doing?

[astral sentinel]

and now i'm bad again

[radiant swan]

wsg Señor

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-sigma-male-sigma-boy-sigma-sigma-gif-13683695963603441006

[tribal pagoda]

you bald

[fluid ridge]

nah, almost tho, getting buzz soon

[radiant swan]

bro ur 2700 everyone here is lower rated than u

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-116-gif-7194848646121980755

[radiant swan]

D0m3 in his villain arc

[shrewd mica]

Wrapping my head around continuity, wbu?

[astral sentinel]

chess coach listen is the nimzo-larsen opening good?

[strange bobcat]

nah I am 700 ish not 2700

[fluid ridge]

this guy torbith so bad he couldn’t beat me in a rated rapid game😎😎😎

[lone totem]

congrats unfortunately im better academically 😎

[kindred crypt]

Being lower rated than gothamchess is tragic

[radiant swan]

then im 10 elo 😔

[tribal pagoda]

haha are you meaning I almost ragebait you?

[fluid ridge]

my rapid peak is higher than yours😎😎😎

[strange bobcat]

there is NO objectively good or bad openings tbh except for those goofy ah meme openings

[astral sentinel]

like i've notices i get a 40% higher chance of winning than a simple e4 book move

[lone totem]

whats ur lichess puzzles btw @radiant swan

[fluid ridge]

manananskwhw

[lone totem]

i decided to stop being puzzlephobic and grind tactics

[radiant swan]

lichess puzzle rating exist?

i dont do lichess puzzles tho so idk

[tribal pagoda]

🦍

[lone totem]

does bro use chess.com for puzzles
wtf

[kindred crypt]

isn't this wyl guy just 2000 ish in rapid?

[fluid ridge]

why do you need enemies when you have friends like chess cowboy💛

[astral sentinel]

i gtg for tution talk later!

thanks for the help

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-13148928981517710530

[somber cipher]

😟 ⏰ 😤
♟️ 🤛

[radiant swan]

no i dont do puzzles at all

[lone totem]

darn

[strange bobcat]

just play whatever you like tbh and ofc there are better and worse openings in terms of classical chess but its not really important in lower levels

[fluid ridge]

makes sense why you’re still 1000

[plucky kelp]

Imagine not being 2300😎 😎 😎

[lone totem]

rn i found that my tactics are mid so i wanted to grind
ill get to like 3000 lichess puzzles ig

[kindred crypt]

This wyl guy sure talks a lot as someone who is 2000 ish in rapid

[radiant swan]

2100 good sir

[strange bobcat]

yes I know 😭

[lone totem]

rn 2300 puzles

[strange bobcat]

dreaming of 2300 😭

[radiant swan]

and hes 2700 blitz

[fluid ridge]

😡😡😡😡, I was 2292 rapid😡😡😡😡 I was also 2304 bullet😡😡

[somber cipher]

im like 105 on chess com

[vocal musk]

Connect your account tho

[tribal pagoda]

you only HIGH irl

[kindred crypt]

No tho

[strange bobcat]

yessir neuro got me back

[plucky kelp]

sla

[fluid ridge]

always high, just like goonflower

[vocal musk]

Why not tho

[strange bobcat]

hes scared of gengar

[inland abyss]

😭

[fluid ridge]

you might mog me in rapid rn but I mog you in bullet and blitz

[tribal pagoda]

🤮 🤏

[plucky kelp]

nah i'd win (I literally won't I actually suck at blitz)

[fluid ridge]

@tall cradle you taking that?

[fluid ridge]

lol😂 I used to be the same

[tribal pagoda]

no you

[fluid ridge]

I mean I still suck at blitz but

a lil better

[keen grotto]

"He hit me back first"
– Lucie (age 6), and Dave (age 5) in the sandbox

[inland abyss]

Who TF is that 💀

[plucky kelp]

I always get in time trouble in blitz

[kindred crypt]

Why is ufc press conference so dull nowadays

[fluid ridge]

lol, I was looking for najdorf but forgot user

[tribal pagoda]

i mean this guy

[kindred crypt]

"Hit me back first"

[fluid ridge]

who’s that?

[radiant swan]

this is why im 2000 bro

[somber cipher]

how tf is the icbm gambit supposed to work

[radiant swan]

@vocal musk quit grunfeld when

[arctic bridge]

What does ts mean?

[strange bobcat]

@vocal musk rate my medal holder (just got back from nationals I needa aura farm 😭 )

[somber cipher]

this shit

[tribal pagoda]

goonflower

[arctic bridge]

Grunfield is not that much of a problem

[fluid ridge]

ah

[radiant swan]

grunfeld is not good

[arctic bridge]

Just play Russian system

[strange bobcat]

🤨

[radiant swan]

average game against grunfeld

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-tweets-gif-22797384

[kindred crypt]

@keen grotto Whats the criteria for being server mod here

[strange bobcat]

*average game against a 2000 😭

[keen grotto]

Sorry, uneducated 1.e4 player here: What's so special about the position? That's just the starting position of the Grünfeld, no?

[somber cipher]

is the tennison gambit supposed to be a legitmate thing or is it for funnies

[arctic bridge]

Why is that ur 2000 then?

[somber cipher]

bc theres a milion ways that wouldnt work

[vocal musk]

First of all u have to connect your account

[plucky kelp]

Is that @slim gulch

[keen grotto]

well, it starts by connecting your discord account at https://www.chess.com/settings/connected-accounts!

[vocal musk]

[loud dome]

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