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Wolff to sell stake valuing Mercedes F1 at £4.6bn - https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/c0exyd57lwpo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kuL-0KOpWnk
so talented 
Albon: got it, 57 laps.
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VCARB cars for Vegas
So Vegas is currently underwater right now

Based
I would buy one
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nobody awake to watch practice lol
Oh dog damn it
didn't miss much in p2
wow. you have a race weekend when things happening during the day and you miss it? 
My phone didn't go off
ahh. hopefully it will work before the race on sunday 
these times have proper messed me up ha
i thought fp1 and 2 was tonight
not this morning
yeah pretty crazy.
the race is at 20:00 saturday evening in las vegas. 05:00 CET EU sunday morning.
#1025426194616823868 message got all the times thanks to KDog
FP3 at 00:30 UTC tonight, Quali at 04:00 UTC
i even looked at them last night and was like yep all tomorrow night
https://www.planetf1.com/news/fia-weakness-exposed-mclaren-query-max-verstappen-brazil-engine-change redbull cheating 

they be going around the circuit
Rain in 10 Minutes 
going out on slicks with like 2 mins until rain is insane lol
yeah
guess they are trying to find the crossover, but still looks too early
about 3 seconds per lap too early lol
seems to be dry now
Borto my goat 🐐
Albono P2 
Mclaren with car problems 
Max 
Russell looking very quick 
And its just started to rain
Wet / Damp Quali 
buggeration
MUSIC BITCHES
I didn't think it rained in Veges
Stroll ofc 
Ah yes how could I forget
The safe choice
Imagine being high and having that sphere staring at you
Short yellow flag, I wonder who fucked up
Full Wets finally getting used 
Another yellow
Alonso full on drifting the last few corners 
Can't see shit with that spray lmao
Okay, that's a cool use of the sphere
The spray is so bad 
Aston just went 3 seconds faster
Aston have pulled a blinder here
Stroll is currently fastest
Not anymore
Bearboy 
Hell ya Bearboy
Leclerc sliding too

J0han is missing out on seeing a actual fast stroll
Fast stroll? Or slow everyone else?
True
Ocon p1
Was that almost contact with Lando? 
Ocon 
Charles
Btw Alpine fucked up something with Colapinto's tires, they did something that is out of regulation but I don't know what yet
Sainz p1
Brazilian broadcast said it was something regarding mishandling his tire sets
Williams P1 & 2 
EVeryone but Sainz getting eliminated
Sir Blessed P19 
Sainz noted for unsafe rejoin
sigh
Bearboy 
Oh no, Bearboy
Rip Albono
Albono 
Albon luck
So last to first challenge tomorrow
You funny
well I'm glad I stayed up for Quali now 
P20 is crazy lmao
All I can do is laugh as the driver I support repeatedly fails
Ferrari Chairman is fuming right now 
omg Lewis hit a corner cone 
Charles engine turned off
Bearman having his car fixed
Three minties
Oh no, I see a green circle next to Runcorn's name
Thew 2001 view
I think I might just go to sleep, it's almost 2 AM for me
WEak
woof
Stroll is not happy 
I doubt he has been the whole season
Oscar is lucky aston martin eat crayons
oof yeah, Sainz is going to get a pen 
re-joined right Infront of Stroll on a lap
Hadjar 
Sainz 
Boooo
Pastry got fucked by Chair going off 
Lando pole
ay yo Sky with the early full replay. 
No further actions for Carlos. He gets to keep his P3!
Magical water vacuums
shut yo mouf

Charles says they put a lot of downforce on his car for yesterday
Meaning that long straight is gonna be super painful if it's dry
so this is what it feels like to be Kaotac
There will be murders
not if this Flu I have gets me first

MUSIC FECKERS!
Bets?
Max win
Hoping for Nando DNF
No bets this week
Ferrari disaster plan incoming?
Defrag away
Weekend Attendance Sold Out
that's a lie
Stop watching me, Sphere

Toto baring his teef
lights out

max leads

Classic
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
lando p3
Lando

Norris Start
What a moron move
Dashboard down 🙁
marshalls on track
Always a shitshow
Marshalls on the track 
wtf
American Marshalls 
hamilton up to p13
Lawsons fucked 
wooh
VSC
yuki I think has boxed
Yuki boxed for hards
lawson hit oscar
Lawson 
Lawson is a menace
Lmao Bortoleto
Bort fucking sent it 
LOL
At least it was Stroll that he fucked over
no fucks given 
Fucking torpedo
that's payback for last race
Borto Stroll'd Stroll
They all like what a start for hamilton
Albon's radio isn't working lmao
Cunt half the grid was taken out

@dusky harbor We get F1TV commentary now
I know I CBF changing it
Yeah. Fuck effort
Bort out 
hamilton p12
Bort pen for next race?
probably
Jorj gaining on max 
Zoom on, Max
albon radio issues
Second time Bortoleto DNFs due to a incident with Stroll on the first lap lol
Albo in heaven, not having the yap in his ears
George in drs
Russell is zooming 
no further action for oscar and lawson
Russells tyres gonna be hating this
No action for Lawson?
somehow
Max out of DRS
Oh kimi
Anto noted for a false start 
Albono noted for a false start as well

ffs
Lechair is pushing 
Sigh Pastry
Russell with steering issues 
Gonna go microwave some rice balls
Run womble, run
Pastry 
Jeeze. Good thing there isn't any sign of real grass within 50kms of Vegas
Snack time
Albono +5 
Piastri past Sainz
Alonso making moves 
Did Lando fuck up before his pit? Gap went from 2.6 to 4 seconds
If the question is "Did Nando fuck up?" the answer is usually "yes"

little slow
Lewis v Alonso 
Wait, when the fuck did Anto get up there?
And max has been told, to fuck off 
Shouldn't they have done one more lap to get rid of that pen?
Apparently been served?
apparently 
careful oscar
sorry correction, Anto pitted right at the start under the first VSC
Just do more 
At this rate Piastri is going to pull a Tottenham and finish 3rd in a 2 horse race
The fact lando fucking norris is gonna be wdc

Why coukdnt lando have an issue about 10 laps ago
Fuck
fuel issue
Oooof imagine if they cant get fuel out of the car after the race

now, inspect landos fuel
🤞
Dq if they cant get required amount out 
oh that would make things spicy 

Could be not enough fuel or underweight here


what a drive from kimi, no bono my tyres from him.
he was the fastest car on the track the last 2 laps lmao
max 69th win
Hehe 69

Shamelessly stolen from reddit:
Lando: "Actually, I remember one time I was racing against Max Verstappen. Las Vegas, and Max was ahead by 5 seconds. I was overtaking George for P2, Max was P1, and my engineer said:
'Lando, if you think you are good, let's prove it now. Overtake him, we're gonna get Max.'"
Zak: "Did you win?"
Lando: "Of course not. P2, 20 seconds behind Max."
I love a CS meme reference
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Good Night 
DIDJULAIKIT?
Couldn’t sleep, watched the race and liked it. Nothing special but good enough




Teams have sensors that measure the load on the plank and that info is correlated to potential plank wear, so they know when things are getting marginal - but they can't measure the actual wear during a race. Those concerns probably explain the call to Norris to slow down. A
Interesting read
this has taken long enough that im getting out of bed
This has taken long enough that im about to get in bed 
is it that late in aus now?
8pm
Christian Horner in running to replace Andy Cowell at Aston Martin - BBC Sport https://t.co/ka2RWKXPt2
'@McLarenF1 confirms to waiting journalists that thete will be no Andrea Stella media session tonight but there will be a statement after the FIA verdict is official. A clear indication that it is likely to be a double disqualification for NOR and PIA.
crazy numbers on youtube.
huge fucking twist

Imagine if mclaren cant run their car low enough anymore, and throws this championship
Remainder of the season sure will be spicy
Standings have been updated before an official announcement https://www.formula1.com/en/results/2025/drivers
Holy fucking championships on
AP reports that McLaren CEO Zak Brown has confirmed that Norris and Piastri have been disqualified. Still waiting for the official message from the FIA.
DOC 56 - Infringement - Car 81 - Technical non-conformity (Plank Assembly) https://t.co/nVLPv627jK #LasVegasGP #F1 #FIA
Cya bud

Oscars out

Annnd theres norris
DOC 57 - Infringement - Car 4 - Technical non-conformity (Plank Assembly) https://t.co/nVLPv627jK #LasVegasGP #F1 #FIA


Carlos P5!
Double merc podium 
both haas in the points too? 

Same practice as everyone else fuckers
Also Mercedes admin pls
Solid edit
yes. 
DOC 58 - Infringement - Car 81 - Technical non-conformity (Plank Assembly) (Corrected) https://t.co/nVLPv627jK #LasVegasGP #F1 #FIA
updated one for Oscar (they have changed the measurements most likely put Lando's measurements on Oscars document as well as on Lando's one)
That 3rd paragraph is an interesting read 
Fuck does anyone know if michael masi is free the next two races? 
i hope so. 
🚨The FIA has checked all 10 cars that scored points, which is why the decision was delayed.
- Only the McLaren car was found to have a violation.
[@KemalSengulll]
Explains the delay
Be hilarious if they over correct and drop more points next race.....
So lando only needs to win the main race and score 4 points in sprint if max 2nd in main race or win race and 5 points in sprint if Oscar 2nd instead
it's still in landos favour but gotta work for it
Plot twist
FFS, Max.
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Mick to Indycar for Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing 
F1 veteran 
good for him 
maybe time to go back to the good old tracks like Anderstorp Raceway 
Yeah, not linking to that horribly made site
F1 intro, directed by me
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After completing a couple of successful GT3 test days over the past few months, I am delighted to announce I will be returning to competitive racing this December with the Garage 59 team, for the Gulf 12 Hours in Abu Dhabi in GT3.
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Adrian Newey is going to become Aston Martin team principal in 2026
Andy Cowell - previously team principal and CEO - becomes chief strategy officer #F1
Spicy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Gc-2Q9m-U Yuki doing some side quests
Five-time Formula Drift Champion, James Deane, takes Oracle Red Bull Racing driver, Yuki Tsunoda, through a drift driving masterclass. In this unique challenge, two worlds collide: the precision and focus of F1 driving versus the balance and instinct of drifting.
What happens when a driver trained to shave milliseconds off a lap learns to embra...
Also Felipe Drugovich has left Aston Martin
but but i wanted a cumback by Horny 
KDog, what do you mean? 
imagine. AM going to be the next redbull. with Max and our favorite guy 
*your
Hmm
Wonder if that comes with permission to bitch slap the WL every time he breaks the car
😭
https://racingnews365.com/mclaren-claim-fia-to-investigate-potential-rule-change-after-las-vegas-disqualification typical McL behavior. "both of our cars got DSQ. FIA need to change the rules" 
this is hands down the best named f1 car ever! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osella_FA1L
The Osella FA1L was a Formula One car designed by Antonio Tomaini and raced by Osella in the 1988 FIA Formula One World Championship. It was the last Osella to be powered by a turbocharged engine, the Alfa Romeo-designed 1.5-litre 890T V8, and was driven by a young Nicola Larini, who had made his F1 debut with Coloni in 1987.
Chair malding about the car being shit. Name a better duo
Apparently RBR has to drink more Red Bull… On Tsunoda’s radio: “Bottas quickly behind” 
The car is shit next year, Max/Alonso 27?
Newey will still oversee the technical department alongside his TP role, so there might be a drop of hope
Woner if Max would follow Newey if he can fuck off Stroll
He still has his notepad out
How's McLaren looking?
Bit meh
Pastry P10, Nando P4
But could just be sandbagging. Sprint Quali will be interesting
But a quick comment from Lando on radio sums it up Kiwi "Now where do I find 1.6 seconds?"
They're 1.6 behind??
They picked up Kiwi
Oh, Bottle driving today?
Nope
Mosaics
lmao Max leaving plank marks all over the place
Alex and Jolyon cooking the booth
Good shit Alonso
damn boi
Oof lewis
Hey remember when Sky were no stop hyping up Lewis's move to Ferrari
Max noted for impeding
Max vs lando noted
There's 2 separate instances
Well that was...
No further investigation for turn 16
No further investigation for both
Yuki 
Hadjar eliminated
So angry French noises incoming
max running wide turn 4
"bouncing like an idiot"
according to max
Piastri P1
Max P4
Yuki P3
Alonso P3
Piastri P1
well that was awesome
Sainz ahead of both Ferrari's
Yuki ahead of max
Zac seeing Oscar on pole
My god it's like a carbon copy of danny ric in Japan when his red bull kept breaking down
sprint time
if only the drivers shut up and just drove
Nah, the radio is entertaining
I was napping has literally anything happened in the sprint
i was having digs at the ceo saying that they need to shut up
Not really
Oh 
Leclerc somehow lost a spot to Lawson 
Love Qatar for MotoGP, but hate it for F1
5 seconds for Tsunoda for track limits
Stroll changing to soft tires 
He fucked up again, what a surprise
yuki gets a 5 second penalty
and Austrian media reporting hes completely out of red bull next season
bit of a harsh over reaction
Absolutely mild sprint
this made salt and pepper seem spicy
Well that was boring
My nap was more interesting
So, seems I'm incapable of remembering anything without my phone

Albono already noted 
Albono ffs 
Gordo 
Ello Gordon
Pizza arrived right on time
Lando only 5th 
Pastry on a good one
Pastry 
Albon again lmao

Investigated after the session for the pit incident, and then he fucked it and went wide
Hulk stuck in the pits 
Hadjar 
bruh sky has one job and its down foe me 
Gasly P2 
FOM doing Ocon dirty 
Gotta highlight when he goes wide
MCL definitely dialed up their engines
Max moaning about his car again lmao
Max with downshift problems again 
Fuck yes Bearboy
oh it works, i hear a crofty
Stroll 
And Stroll from 19th goes... 19th
Stroll you moron it's not like you have one of the slow cars... like a Ferrari
TeamLH check?
Hang on. Gasly P6
Yuki 
rip Yuki
Imagine only being ahead of colapopo and stroll 
My beautiful boy 
Lewis in P18 lmao
end his suffering Ferrari
TeamLH in shambles
Lmao Yuki
Yuki 
"WHAT THE FUCK, I DIDNT HAVE THE PACE" as an answer to "We just got eliminated by Bortoletto" 
🙏 a late time deleted
whats the score? 
2-0 Newcastle
was downstairs, and a wild yuki rage caught me off gaurd 
I can't hear it, oh god not Snooker as well
Q2 with a delayed start 

yuki smashing the pitlane?
They probably have to wheel off Yuki and Lewis
Oh, just cleaning the track
Oh thank god it's back to normal
sky sounds like a funeral talking about Ham being shit and out of q1
I love how Sky always has the excuse analysis ready for Hamilton
George "Steering is a bit Dodge" 
lmao Merc have looked at the steering 3 times already

LeChair 
deleted
Wide at the end?
nah good
Debris on track
Red flag
Fucking hell Williams
Sainz under investigation for unsafe condition 
And his car is currently being plastered in duct tape
Both Sainz and Albon will face the stewards lmao
Oof
Pastry purple 
And here comes Max

Piastri p1
Pastry 
Good shit Pastry
that darn downshift 
That's a new lap record isn't it
Max backed off to rob abother turn1 off Lando 
First pole for Pastry since Zandvoort as well
Lap records only count during the race
Now, Max please do the funny into T1 tomorrow 
Quali dont count iirc
There's hope for Oscars burger sponsorship yet
zac brown doing his best hide the pain harrold
For context every podium Oscar gets a free burger for an Australian burger chain
They changed that a while back didn't they? to every time Oscar races people get a bonus burger
Sounds like house payment on Max DNF
Look forward to waking up to lando wdc 
So what do we reckon, shit start for Lando following being wiped out by the caliphate of Mercedes?
im fully expecting a boring race with no overtakes
and mclaren accidently on purpose slow stopping Oscar
Max PU got changed to an older one with FIA approval
Max engine gonna go boom?
@thorn topaz @humble sequoia @mint hollow Complimentary Anthem start ping
Thanks boo
Anytime bb!
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So glad my new phone arrives tomorrow so I can remember things again
Gordon Ramseys back
Gonna be a spicy one this
First few turns I think will be interesting
Remainder of the race is likely to just be a procession
What one you getting
cheap. Galaxy 17
Musac 

MUSIC\
RAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Time to log off Minecraft
after lap 1 shenanigans this race will be decided on pit stops
Should run to the pee room
So glad I have an ensuite again

Kao, Will our guy get point(s) today?
lol gary neville doesnt get a title card just sir david
Max must win to stay in the title race correct?
Shush

Kamikaze T1


Lights out and away we go 
Max 
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
Fucken hell Pastry
them lights out were very instant haha
Lando start
Yep
Hamilton up to 14th
cmon Pastry, hold it for once
Lewis gaining some positions 
Didn't he qualify 16th
Hulk P10 
Cmon Anto, do the right thing
Gasly has a problem
that alpine be sparking

Something under the car
Gasly's car sparking like no tomorrow lmao
Our guy
gained a position P18 now 
🔪
Yuki with his second track limit
KEKW
Already
Yuki 
So, is Hadjar official yet?
"is that a sauber over taking a ferrari or do i have to get my eyes checked" Never change DC never change
not yet, but its pretty much confirmed
Hope Yuki finds a good place
He has in p16
Yeah in another racing series
Classic Max moan and fastest lap
Max with problems, then puts in the fastest lap 
Gasly black and white 
That's what I meant
That didnt take long
Gasly 
Me any time yuki gets mentioned
He massacred himself
Tru
Hulk crash
At least you don't have to head to the shower
Big shunt
Hulk 
Gasly

Safety car
Nooo not Hulk
NO HULK
oof
Gasly ded
Max box
🦀 GASLY IS DEAD 🦀

Too early surely
Mclaren stayed out
nah its just on point
Or Ocon
Oh, Merc double stack
McLaren not going to pit 
Merc got fucked there
Ocon P3 
5 sec to Ocon
Gasly fucked Hulk there
bruh
Mclaren cooking themselves
racing incident
Gasly ffs lmao
Clean pit ngl 
osama bin gasly
Id want fresh tyres at end
Bebe was not impressed that her billboard got taken down by hulk
I agree
Wait, how did Ocon goi from 3 to 19 in 3 minutes?
didn't pit under SC
i will love it if lando loses the wdc because mclaren bottled their startegy
correction sorry, he took a pen for false start
who?
Ocon
SC ending
Gasly under investigation
Gasly 
Ocon noted for not serving the pen correctly 
Ocon again lmao
Any 5Heads tell me what the time loss is in the pitlane
Sky say 25 secs
Tyty
something like 28 seconds
14 with SC
No Further Action for ocon 
No further investigation for Ocon and Gasly
So does he not need to server the Penalty again ?
No
No penalty for Ocon, impossible
nah he's good now
Hey look it's the Alonso train
DC said that Hadjar annocement that he will replace yuki coming next week 
Stroll 
Stroll noted KEKW
Yellow Flag Infringements being investigated 
Mclaren gona fuck the boxing stop for piastri 
Mclaren drivers being told to push hard 

I think mclaren have fucked this
they are going to have to make some overtakes at some point
The question is if they stick to the car ahead gets preference
Albon black and white
Alonso going to give Mclaren a free pit stop
Dammit Albo
Surely McLaren will box Oscar first, right?
Bloody better
His choice questionmark?
They’ll need to if Lando still needs a gap to fernando
slow pit for mcl
Cheers Alonso for the free stop
mclaren
3 sec stop oof
Wait, they put on another set of meds?
Watch lando get a sub 2 sec stop
Yep
Lando box
norris going to be in the ferando train? 
2.2
ffs
Oscar still infront
Holy
They don't even hide that they are prioritising him
Don't they have to pit again at some point since they still went for medium tires?
Ye
yes Mclaren have to pit again
yeah
will go to softs
Stroll speeding in pit
Soft for the last stint
They're limited to 25 laps per tyre
Stroll under investigation for speeding in pitlane 
Fuck the flexibility then I guess 
He advantage mcl have is the others will need to go hard to last
Stroll you moron that's the one place you don't go fast
Stroll +5 
5 sec to Stroll 


So they will have 7 laps to gain positions.on softs
THrowing up gang signs in the crowd
McLaren have full on fucked up
Oscar past Kimi

An overtake pog
Sharl 
🤞 for a newbie twitch when Nandos overtakes Anti
Charles asking the team to do what they do best... Checking.
Question
16 cars in the pitlane 
Lando x2 track limits 
Oh please~!
Go Anti!
Hards for max

Unsafe release ?
Thats an unsafe release for Merc
Zoom on, Sausage Roll
What the fuck was that

Qatar TV director lol
Our guys
almost in points 
Holy 
Jesus christ. Jorj almost ran over half of the Aston team
on Max' radio

oof 4.6 for occy
Bearboy under investigation
All push 
Here comes the crumble
oh shit
Yuki noted for an unsafe release
unsafe for Yuki
Jesus christ Bearboy
Oh no
Everyone gets an unsafe
Lando went off
How close is bearman to a ban again?
like 3 points I think
Norris 
Yep, he's crumbling like feta
How does Lando always manage to fuck everything up?


Because he's a bottler
Bottle factory

Lando with overheating tyres now

Watch his car blow up

🤞

Watch Pastry take the WDC 
God i fucking beg

@dusky harbor You're missing him fuck it!
I'm fine with either Mclaren winning
Here we go boys 
@dusky harbor Wake up cunt
Poor bastard probably has to work in two hours

Anyone but Nandos
Just a nice little 4am wake up call 
I'm sure he has DND mode if he even has boops on his phone turned on
Bearboy +10 
Oof bearman
jaysus
10 sec stop go to Bearboy. Thats rough
might as well retire
o7 bearboy
Kaotac, do you have dnd mode on your phone? asking for a friend 
Yuki almost in the points
I have no phone until my new one is delivered
Mclol certainly fucked it today
Yeah, boy! Roll them dice, Sausage roll!
Max In DRS





















