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Not as good as Disturbd

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Get to watch for about 10 minutes then work Sadge

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MUSIC!

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get excited cunts

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not me thinking i had another hour till the race

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denti nice job

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thats my usual, but thankfully Singa's gp gives me an hour today

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You think you’re me or something bro KEKW

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Albon will be investigated after the race for "failing to follow race directors instructions - practice start infringement"

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https://tenor.com/view/jaketick-gif-21091329

Lick check ✅

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max on softs

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So who ends up in the marina?

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https://tenor.com/view/windowlicker-gif-9231948

at this point, max

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everyone going for slicks

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time to copy his mate and fuck up in the wet section

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Max on soft

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So will lawson be visiting the wall again?

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i think max maaay end up in the wall tbh that section looked wet

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maybe

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max takes p1 in turn 1?

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Or spins off lol

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Bin Russel into max's wing

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Contact Mclaren

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⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

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lmfao Norris almost murdered Pastry

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Papaya rules huh

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Lando getting his elbows out

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Nado almost squishing pastry into the wall

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lando getting elbows out finally good to see

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And Jorj has fucked off into the distance

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Lando contact with Pastry

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That Merc is rapid in a straight line

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Pastry runs wide

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max however is not

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Redbull to Merc: check him pc

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Norris wing

buggered

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Lando front wing damage

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ah yes

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Classic pastry sass

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mclaren masterclass incoming

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Good ridance

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piastri

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oscar

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Pastry

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i wonder how mclaren are going to fuck pastry up some more

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oh itmax he hit

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Lmao what a twat, drove right into max and then pastry

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lando driving like stroll at this point

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Drove into his rear

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Lando, its F1, not demolition derby

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We are looking at it

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look at it

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Go on Oscar. Let the sass flow

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Mclaren 'we are looking'

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aka fuck you oscar

mclaren fucking oscar how goooood

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Noted

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"Small amount of damage" Wot? That thing is fucked lmao

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small amount of damage, nothing to worry about until it flys off lol

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Go on FIA. Give him the flag

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just a "small" 45deg wing angle.

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https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-yes-nod-bitcoin-bitaroo-gif-23257148

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No further investigation

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MCL are still trying to calm Oscar down

Fuck sake. Brundle pulled the "Its a motor race" card

Thats gonna piss some people off

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great driving?????????????????

excuuuuse me brundle

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"i thought it was great driving" and thats why you should retire ya muppet.

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I want whatever hes smoking

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lemme just punt it into the two other wdc contenders and see how we go

"great driving from lando"

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Fucking Mario Kart racing that

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https://tenor.com/view/nick-young-huh-what-confused-question-mark-gif-17888030

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Jesus Hadjar

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Hadjar trying to kill bearboy at the start as well

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hefty bump tbf i hope mclaren fine him

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Oooof

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lando is defs making friends this weekend

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Australia gonna be mad

And rightfully so

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oscar is fuuuuming

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oscar

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Oh man hes pissed

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tbf he does need to harden up abit

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Pastry is seething

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harden up doesnt not meam make everyone your enemy

which hes done

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Dude that fucking front wing on Lando's car. There is no way that wont fly off lmao

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meanwhile jorj is flying

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sometimes that's a result of it

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Yeah Jorj fucked off into the distance

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well then im right, lando is a cunt

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prob snap it off in pits

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Yellow flag

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?

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someone off

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It's gone

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oh

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Probably just someone going into a runoff

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someone bin it

make it fun

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Maybe it was the endplate

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Go on Lando, fuck it into a wall

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a steward saw Stroll on track and waved for a hazard.

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also tbh, max as pulled bit of a gap on lando too

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Ocon brake problem

Soon to be Ocoff

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This is just monaco 2.0

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"I think I'm a lot quicker" Shut up Lando

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So red bull have screwed max by starting on softs making him probably box into traffic later on right?

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perhaps

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They were hoping he'd get past george at start

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tell you what would be funny. Lando has a shit stop and the team asks Pastry to let him past

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i think oscar well tell them to shove it

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Because George is disappearing in to the distance

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its okay

jorj will bin it at some point like last few years

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Imagine if they change his front wing without telling him

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i think the plan now will be manage the tyres and try to extend what you can to minimize the tyre gap before switching to Meds

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How could Pastry do this

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Downshifting problems for max

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RB and gearboxes

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Max reporting the downshifts are really shit

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Toto looking at that contract negotiation again with that replay

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bro just wants to go back to the Nürburgring and race GT's

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Wishing he had signed it earlier

No further investigation on Hadjar's attempted murder on Bearboy

Kimi's steering is fucked lmao

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ah

the alonso train is back

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Choo choo

Oh god Bottle

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that wheel

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norris hit the wall?

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jebus

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norris

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Lando fucked it yeah

Twat

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Wow

That tyre almost wandered into the fast lane

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So lando has hit the wall at some point

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atap at most

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Of course, STroll

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i mean, if ya tap it, could pop ya tyre

which im praying for

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How the fuck is Lando not being told to pit to replace that wing That endplate is on its way to Malaysia

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i want max to squeeze lando if he tries an overtake and just claim that end plate.

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Undercut with these mclaren Pitstops are you joking

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id love it if they fuck landos pit stop

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need to ask pastry to slow down so Lando can still be ahead when they fuck the stop

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No no that's just the regular lando pitstop time nowadays

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look at that huddle, discussing how they are going to fuck it up

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Lando boxing

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Negative stays out

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Problem is, when you do it every race, it doesnt work

Every cunt on the grid knows the McLaren juke

Hang on. Crofty is right. Nobody has DRS atm

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yeah everyone is at least +1 apart

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Max box

3 seconds

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hards?

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Ya

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lil slow

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hard baabey

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Only just ahead of Alonso

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Alonso train just went Shinkansen

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imagine that oscar bumped lando for position

what would mclaren be telling him to do

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So mclaren are going long then

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denti everyone knows what would happen

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i hope he gets orders to give postion back when they fuck landos pit stop and he refuses

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Sharl box

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quietly, max do be flyin

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on the German cast they just said that these fake stops are actually not allowed because of what the rules state

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Sharl back out behing Hulk lmao

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Ferrari putting lechair behind Hulk

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Max still not happy

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max just thinking about his next gp race

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Max mald =

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getting to be as powerful as "bono my tyres"

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Fastest lap after every mald

I wonder what that would be in Italian?

Kimi doesnt go "Bono my tyres"

Toto about to go wave the meatball flag for Norris

That endplate is getting worse and worse lmao

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Osama box

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makes sense

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And Kimi as well

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Yes but no

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What the fuck was that radio message to Lando lmao

Jesus fucking christ

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https://tenor.com/view/no-yeah-nope-no-way-penguin-gif-16795778132659259386

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what a fucking twat

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i hope he gets a slow pit again

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down under thats called

yeah nah

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"Yeah nah" is reserved for aussies

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plz fuck it up

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Clean stop for Mclaren

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fuck

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It's a miracle

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WAIT

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they gonna fuck oscars box

fuuuck

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i hope mark webber goes fucking mental at em

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Hadjar

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Hadjar has a GP2 engine it seems

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hadjar

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https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-mclaren-gp2engine-gif-25406294

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Alpine might loan him their guillotine

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Slow

5.2

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BRUH

WHAT IS MCLAREN DOING

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Pastry

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FUCK ME CUNTS

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they fucking did

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oh my god

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absolute cunts

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ofc they fucked piastri

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Everyone run and hide from the Australians

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Mark Webber is screaming

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mark webber is going to be going mental

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9.2 for Alonso

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How can they be that predictable?

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https://i.redd.it/i74f7aahbatf1.jpeg

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Because its not Lando

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Oh nice bearman pass

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not to be out done, AM shows how its done to fuck someones race

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Bearboy

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I just woke up

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Holy shit that over take

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i wouldnt be mad if Lando won the title from racing

but hes going to win it from mclaren fucking oscar over

on purpose but not

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That was fucking great by Bearboy

Dude that car Kimi is in is fucked

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its on purpose

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Alonso

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alonso

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Alonso

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yeah im shocked kimi is p6 with fucked steering

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who's cracking a cold one??

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ASHAHAH

i just heard that

someones cracked a beer

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who keeps opening cans in the Sky comm box

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wrong beers?

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https://tenor.com/view/dog-sleepy-sleepy-head-sleepy-dog-puppy-gif-8724532319784089108

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They don't have enough Aussie on staff to be pulling that shit

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Brundle about to get hammered

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Ralf just told that he has pulled his radio cable in a race after Alnoss radio message

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its turning into a snoozer

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my resolution all race

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Wow

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https://tenor.com/view/no-pixels-cant-see-ben-chang-community-ken-jeong-gif-17361588

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Nice 240p

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kao do you have adsl still?

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Nope

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nice aussie internet

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hey mines fine

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and i dont even pay for it

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fuck off

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Kao what the fuck

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Maybe my new place will be better if I don't end up homeless

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oscar, catch lando and bin it into him

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Domestic terrorism

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P.I.T Manouver is approved at all speeds

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still have 30 laps

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no its called Papaya Terrorism

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holy fuck

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Got no dots. They getting close to lapping?

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AM forgot about Stroll, 33 laps on softs

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Brundle casually destroying Stroll

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easily done hes a forgetable person

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i think russell is struggling on hards

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"have a drink" so it was mcl cracking the cold one, celebrating fucking up Oscar it seems

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Yeah his tyres are done

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maybe thats the plan, spicing up the race with Strolls tyres exploding

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orrr russell was babying tyres

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maybe thats why everyone is extending, they see stroll still out so the inevitable is going to happen

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Max...

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Max lmao

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max just wants to go to gt3 again

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Max

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hes checked out of f1

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What is he doing?

I’m at work so can’t watch

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Malding

Alonso

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Alonso

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What a chad

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22 laps, do redbull pit max for mediums

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Bro about to get black and white flagged

3 of those is a warning, 4 is a 5 sec penalty

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Please help

According to max

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please halp

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ELP

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max do be struggling

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Rear is like a handbrake

no elp

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https://tenor.com/view/call-help-lol-gif-18442927

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Shut it Lando you silly twat

Go on Oscar. Get this done

Granted 8 sec behind, so probs cope

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George struggling to catch up to stroll to lap him

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that damaged wing is still on

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Stroll decided to race for once

George lost a second getting past Stroll

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Crofty banging on about blue flags again

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Lando's gone wide

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Bloody hell, Lando almost fucked it again

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im hoping lando smashes that wall

alonso

has willaims forgotten bout albono?

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someones wing plate went pop

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ahhhh debris on track??

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Max still malding

Watch him set a fastest lap

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max malding, incoming FL

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Cola

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Albono lock up

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Jesus Cola

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Colapopo

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franco is awful

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Pastry

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Pastry is furious

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oscar is gonna kill someone

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Hes gonna join Jos

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"you've already fucked my race, lets see how much more you can fuck it" a translation of pastry message

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lando is cracking

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Hulk spin

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Nooooo

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Hulk ffs

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How'd you get a screen shot of my dotty map?

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Rear lock

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lucky theres no wall there

holy

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https://tenor.com/view/hulk-smash-loki-gif-1424002376256174171

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Blue flag

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hulks rear axle: oh look a penny

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George

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That was a solid save from Hulk

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So despite that 9.2 stop for Alonso, he's in the points

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I think there are some cars on the track

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Errm, how is there still an endplate on the track?

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kao what the fuck

fix your internet

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Kao how the fuck can you even watch that

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Fuzzies do fuzzy things

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huh

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Lawson is 50 seconds behind

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you dont get drs of lapped cars no more??

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So blue flags huh

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oh there we go

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Yes as lando used it earlier

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yeah must not be within a second

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Max fucked it with DRS then. Opened closed and opened again

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Sainz still needs a pitstop

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Lawson box

[candid pebble]

lapped by your teammate oof

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Yuki about to get lapped by Max

RIP Sushi

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Lando

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oscar flying now

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Pastry

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oscar

do the funny

do it

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kimi got chair

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Anto

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stroll

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https://tenor.com/view/windowlicker-gif-9231948

[atomic egret]

Oh no, it's a Runcorn

[cursive rose]

[candid pebble]

why are you pooping Run

[atomic egret]

It's what he does

[cursive rose]

If you gotta go, you gotta go

[candid pebble]

you know in our modern society we have those things called toilets

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aws predictions are fucking waaay off today

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Oh yes

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You mean butt prison? No thank you

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Hadjar situation on Max and Norris

[vale moon]

sus bwo

[thorn topaz]

Hadjar getting reminded about blue flags

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sky ya cant suggest that on broadcast

lando girlies will go wild

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Ferrari swap

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cause thats fucking illegal

fucking hell sky

why did you think theyd hold up lando

[lofty hearth]

Right I'm back

[vale moon]

tell ya what fairplay jorge

[lofty hearth]

From the ice cream van

[thorn topaz]

https://i.imgur.com/VOVBtZH.png

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Yeah George has had a great race tonight

[candid pebble]

deserved win for sure

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yeah wwell controlled from jorj

i feel sad for oscar

fucked left right and centre

[vale moon]

i just want a rule for new tracks to be wide enough for overtaking that's all

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ass, mouth and cunt

[dawn siren]

the track is wide enough, the straights just aren't long enough

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Speaking of

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oh gday stroll

does lando bin it in 4 laps

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I hope so

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christian is frothing over that wing thats stayed on for 59 laps

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just a little bent

[vivid rock]

i just want lando to bin it

is that too much to ask for

[thorn topaz]

Bearboy black and white

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hamilton bottled it

[dusky harbor]

hamilton

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/botas-traditions-f1-gif-20625633

[lofty hearth]

Hamilton brakes problem

[thorn topaz]

Ferrari my brakes

[dawn siren]

Kimi's aura to strong against hamiltons brakes

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Lewis

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kimi big dick

[atomic egret]

Wish Nandos was a bit closer, becasue that's when he can't handle the pressure

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hamilton already giving position back to leclerc

[thorn topaz]

Ngl. Impressed by Sainz. From a pit lane start to P10 is fucking solid

[vivid rock]

sainz was back of grid

[vale moon]

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wait has sainz pitted?

[vivid rock]

albon was pit

[dawn siren]

He has not pitted

[thorn topaz]

Okay, Lewis' brakes are actually gone lmao

Yes he has Jay lmao

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oh he did

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yeah sainz did

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Carlos is on softs and has passed 5 people

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he lost no time because of trains lmao

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Good shit Russell

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https://tenor.com/view/carlos-sainz-williams-smooth-operator-f1-gif-16771272207398142843

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Well Done George

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-bird-winner-w-sign-w-mclaren-formula-e-gif-9619795708117336839

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And congratulations to McLaren for the WCC

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https://tenor.com/view/champions-we-are-the-champion-bulsara-freddie-fred-gif-8756437

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Alonso will get ham

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THE RACE IS STILL GONG

[lofty hearth]

Nope

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SKY

WHAT THE FUCK

jesus christ

tv director having a fucking stroke

[dawn siren]

They clock out when winning crosses the line it seems LOL

winner*

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who cares lando????

fucking oscar does

[atomic egret]

which kind of stroke?

[dusky harbor]

you twat

oscar is noootott happy

first into pits

[thorn topaz]

Ope

he's up for a 5 second pen

Or a 10 sec

Oh jesus. He was shown a black and white

[dusky harbor]

oh hamilton

[thorn topaz]

o7 Pewis

[tranquil tapir]

Kicking a man when he down

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inb4 russells car is underweight again

[thorn topaz]

Oof

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oh he is fuuucked

[thorn topaz]

Nvm

[lofty hearth]

What great race from Alonso though

[thorn topaz]

They are gonna find a way to let him go arent they

[dusky harbor]

have to no?

[lofty hearth]

Well Hamiltons front brake disk has all but collaspsed

[thorn topaz]

Still. Its 4 track limits, thats a 5 sec pen

[lofty hearth]

So there is a small bit of wiggle room

[thorn topaz]

As per the regs

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cooling vests work btw

[lofty hearth]

Yes you are correct

[dusky harbor]

oh not this insufferable cunt

[thorn topaz]

Yenson doing post race interviews lmao

[vivid rock]

Zak going to forget oscar exsists

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kinda like mclaren's pit crew?

[thorn topaz]

Lewis got the grand slam
Fastest lap
Slowest lap
Least resembling a lap

The full Ferrari experience

[vivid rock]

"were letting them race"

only when Lando comes out on top though

[dusky harbor]

tell ya what

im yet to spot oscar

[thorn topaz]

Hes with Jos

[vivid rock]

what

the

fuck

is this

why are they all together

[thorn topaz]

Imagine winning the WCC and not inviting both drivers to celebrate for a shot while Papaya rules I guess

[lofty hearth]

Hmm was lap 1 first sector dry

[thorn topaz]

Go on Yenson. Make a point out of the start shunt

[vivid rock]

i want to think Oscar just refused to

[lofty hearth]

I don't recall it being wet there

https://tenor.com/view/really-willsmith-hmm-well-sarcastic-gif-18053026837878396159

[thorn topaz]

Alonso furious about Lewis continuing with ded brakes

Furious pt 2

and pt 3

[lofty hearth]

Yes you have a point

[wraith stratus]

I mean he's got a point

[dusky harbor]

cut it as soon as they get to the juicy bit

[lofty hearth]

So about the swearing ban for Alonso

[thorn topaz]

He might be a posh twat, but definitely deserved by Russell. Great race from him today

[atomic egret]

I'd love to see MBS try to give Alonso community service for swearing. I'm sure there would be a lot more swearing

[vivid rock]

f1tv directors notes

[thorn topaz]

The fucking wheel gun mid anthem

[wraith stratus]

F1 TV Director

[thorn topaz]

AGAIN

What are these idiots doing

[thorn topaz]

Wheel gun goes brrr

[dusky harbor]

week break

atleast i dont have to go to work in 5 hours

[thorn topaz]

Reprimand for Albon for that start infringement

[dusky harbor]

im waiting for oscars post race interview

pr oscar not crashout oscar

[wraith stratus]

Austin (COTA)

FP1: <t:1760722200:F>
Sprint Quali: <t:1760736600:F>
Sprint Race: <t:1760806800:F>
Quali: <t:1760821200:F>
Race: <t:1760900400:F>

[thorn topaz]

https://dubz.co/c/e69cf2

lmao

[open estuary]

Ohhhh he mad

[wraith stratus]

Ham given a +5 penalty

drops to P8

[meager basin]

What a race from Carlos. Started P18 got up into the points and then came out P15 after his pit stop and overtook 5 cars in the last few laps and ended up P10

[vivid rock]

https://old.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/1nyqo4t/piastri_ignores_zak_browns_congratulations/

hes pissed hahaha

[open estuary]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Rn9qK1P8Pc&si=Xi6P3yJGke7mKa89

[dawn siren]

"fans react to the first 2 turns, then fall asleep the rest of the race" more appropriate title

[vivid rock]

Any fan that watches the race live and streams and over reacts like that massive 5head isn't a fan they are content creators that have no valid opinion

To me atleast

[dawn siren]

I mean you can be both, but the content creation part takes over because money drives everything.

[dawn siren]

really don't understand why they show their partners... nobody cares who F1 drivers are with.

[lofty hearth]

https://youtu.be/U4rQH-J_paA?si=pkXnr6I05jD6-GkU

[late seal]

Toyota is testing the new GR010 “Evo” package today at Circuit Paul Ricard

[sinful kiln]

https://i.redd.it/6zj4wn9ugttf1.jpeg

Sky people getting new feature next year

[finite sun]

lol

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

You know what McLaren managed to do? Completely made me forget what the fuck that insane Sound of Silence intro to the race was

[atomic egret]

Time to fuck Brown back off to a cushy office and off the pit wall

[sinful kiln]

[vivid rock]

Hahaha

Good

[dusky harbor]

for any night owls in EU or NA

Bathurst 1000 is currently on

[dusky harbor]

one of the drivers just retired, engine blew up, walks up a road and gets handed a beer and cracks it

https://x.com/supercars/status/1977210424127827982

Supercars (@supercars)

Is there anything more Bathurst than cracking a tinnie with the fans after some heartache?

#RepcoSC #Supercars #Bathurst1000

X · Oct 12, 2025, 3:11 AM

[dusky harbor]

we've had a total of 10 retirements so far still 17 laps to go

[finite sun]

+1 in a Ferrari

[sinful kiln]

COTA this weekend

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/bottas-valtteri-bottas-f1-race-week-gif-25691637

[sinful kiln]

https://i.redd.it/x1j3t7ria3vf1.png

[atomic egret]

THat fucker better not push out Ferrari Grandpa

[dusky harbor]

King latifi doin side quests

[normal hill]

He really is athe GOAT!

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

[finite sun]

^

[atomic egret]

I like that round headed old man. Just a shame the team is such a schamozle

[atomic egret]

I wonder if I'll be able to see anything next race

[atomic egret]

Will need to remember to power cycle the wifi

Damn it. It just occurred to me that I could have used my phone as a hot spot and avoided the

[sinful kiln]

https://fxtwitter.com/visacashapprb/status/1978506219850543481 looks awful

Visa Cash App Racing Bulls F1 Team (@visacashapprb)

Not our first rodeo 🤠
︀︀
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FxTwitter · Oct 15, 2025, 5:00 PM

[warped cave]

They should have fully committed

this half and half doesn't really work

[finite sun]

Brave soul

[wraith stratus]

[vivid rock]

thats just no nut november but longer

[atomic egret]

Wonder if anyone knows who I'm quoting..
"Who is Lewis Hamilton?"
"He's the chief accountant for Formula 1"

[finite sun]

Another 6 hours ):

[thorn topaz]

https://x.com/AppleTV/status/1979171358895395231

Apple TV (@AppleTV)

Formula 1 has a new home in the US. Watch every Grand Prix of the 2026 season live on Apple TV. Don’t miss it.

X · Oct 17, 2025, 1:03 PM

kek, its official

[thorn topaz]

https://x.com/LukeSmithF1/status/1979193136929775776

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1)

Tim Mayer spoke this morning in Austin, hitting out at the process for the FIA presidential election with Mohammed Ben Sulayem poised to run unopposed: “There will only be one candidate, the incumbent, and that's not democracy. That's the illusion of democracy.”

X · Oct 17, 2025, 2:29 PM

And there we go. Another round of MBS

[finite sun]

Not surprised but fuck me

[thorn topaz]

Ironic with the FIA Forward logo isnt it

MBS is a useless sack of shit

[sinful kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnTbPDOz5tc

[vivid rock]

F1tv will be dead soon

[wraith stratus]

[finite sun]

lets goooooooo

[wraith stratus]

Pizza and F1 on a Friday Night

[finite sun]

Nice

[thorn topaz]

O hai Jay Leno

[finite sun]

Ay a celebrity I actually know who it is

[wraith stratus]

Jay Leno

[thorn topaz]

lmfao Sky with the Ferrari title shade

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

What in the ever living fuck are they doing at VCARB?

Bottas wot?

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/valtteri-bottas-bottas-stake-f1-kick-sauber-sauber-gif-8263893836379339964

[thorn topaz]

Weed isnt even legal in Texas. VCARB pls

[wraith stratus]

Hadjar

angry French words were spoken

[thorn topaz]

Go on Sushi

[wraith stratus]

Stroll causing a Red Flag

[warped cave]

red flag for that?

[thorn topaz]

Should have been a VSC at most

Fucking Stroll

[wraith stratus]

Sainz gearbox issue

[thorn topaz]

RIP Sainz

Again

Ocon lmao

[wraith stratus]

TV Director

Anto

[wraith stratus]

LeChair with gearbox issues

Alonso

Hulk P2

[vivid rock]

Mclaren are gonna give the wdc to max trying to make it look like they aren't favouring Lando while favouring Lando

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

Mclaren behind Ferrari

the queue out of the pit lane

[vivid rock]

love that williams livery

[wraith stratus]

and now they all rush out cause they are running out of time

[thorn topaz]

Yuki is pretty much fucked

[wraith stratus]

a lot of them are fucked

complete clown show like usual

[thorn topaz]

And there is the Pastry fastest lap lmao

[wraith stratus]

wtf is this

[finite sun]

What an embarrassment

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

rip Sushi

[finite sun]

Muppets the lot of them

[warped cave]

[wraith stratus]

The best motorsport series and drivers in the World

[finite sun]

Actual clown show

[thorn topaz]

How the fuck is Lawson in P10

[normal hill]

Hulk

[finite sun]

Wish I had the button to radio all teams and tell them they are fucking embarrassin, the lot

[sinful kiln]

i mean... what?

[finite sun]

How do they never learn

Fucking idiots

[wraith stratus]

that yuki replay

holy crap

[thorn topaz]

That replay wtf was that

[finite sun]

Holy fuck

[sinful kiln]

[finite sun]

what the actual fuck

[wraith stratus]

Bort

[normal hill]

This was like Monza a few years ago

[finite sun]

bro

sprint qualifying 2: electric boogaloo anyone?

[wraith stratus]

Lando

Ferrari

Anto

[normal hill]

Hulk > Ferrari

[finite sun]

Im not sure about that one chief

[wraith stratus]

Lawson

[vivid rock]

ima say

Austin is a goated track

[wraith stratus]

it is a good one

[finite sun]

oh my Hulkenburg outta nowhere

[wraith stratus]

Hulk

[sinful kiln]

[finite sun]

Bro Max is winning the WDC

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/supermax-verstappen-f1-nederland-zandvoort-gif-21797624

[trim girder]

so when does Darth Pastry murder lando? sprint or race?

[sinful kiln]

as long as norris losing WDC im happy.

[wraith stratus]

Hulk P4 what a chad

[normal hill]

Told ya Hulk > Ferrari

[finite sun]

My comment was in regards to Lawson complaining. Hulk is for sure better than Ferrari

That was never in doubt

[wraith stratus]

No Further Action for the clown show earlier

FIA

[finite sun]

bruh

Literally fine everyone 10 grand and problem solved

[normal hill]

My bad

[finite sun]

No worries

[atomic egret]

Aah, some good old silly buggers happening at the end of SQ1

Poor Yuki

[humble sequoia]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/articles/c9q1ly83ww5o

https://tenor.com/view/vettel-happy-vettel-seb-vettel-sebastian-vettel-ferrari-gif-10728318760034710347

[atomic egret]

Hope they get told to be more neutral if they do

[humble sequoia]

would be nice for some nurality ( with the amount of mclaren and red bull ass licking at moment)

[atomic egret]

I was thinking more of the glazing of British drivers

[humble sequoia]

Well sky being a UK broadcaster may have a lean to it, whatever home country you are watching from with local commentary it will be leaning towards your home drivers.

Just happens that sky has some sway in hiring ex drivers and having them commentate too

[atomic egret]

Oh no. I forgot Austin means Danica Patrick

[vivid rock]

not on f1tv

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-bwoi-grin-chef-gif-18525191

[atomic egret]

yeah yeah

[normal hill]

As a Dutchie I like the Sky energy from croftie and Brundle. Dutch commentators are really shit

[atomic egret]

Let's see if the pre-music video is as cringe as usual

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Eh. Not too bad

MUSICO!

[vivid rock]

its no mexico f1 anthem

[atomic egret]

Nandos gonna take out Pastry?

Yay, no fuzzy screen

[sinful kiln]

[finite sun]

Am I the only F1TV user having audio issues?

[sinful kiln]

works fine here

[finite sun]

penis

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

[thorn topaz]

LOL

[vivid rock]

hahahaha

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[vivid rock]

love to see it

[sinful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/supermax-verstappen-f1-nederland-zandvoort-gif-21797624

[west jewel]

Not Hulk

[finite sun]

Worlds best 20 drivers

[thorn topaz]

Jesus christ

[normal hill]

MCL

[atomic egret]

Was that Hulk?

[wild wigeon]

[west jewel]

I think hulk got involved

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-smash-loki-gif-1424002376256174171

[finite sun]

Whyyyy is my audio cooked

[atomic egret]

Eat it, Zak

[normal hill]

[west jewel]

max WDC

[vivid rock]

williams in p3

[thorn topaz]

Looks like Hulk shunted one of the MCLs which then shunted the other one

[west jewel]

Good Job Hulk

[atomic egret]

And then Yuki yoinked the wing

[vivid rock]

thats 100% racing incident

[sinful kiln]

Max paid Hulk to hit MCL?

[finite sun]

Banger start for Piastri even with all that wheelspin

This T1 is chaos

[sinful kiln]

someone hit

[atomic egret]

Can't be contact without WL getting involved

[tranquil tapir]

Yuki up 11 places

[atomic egret]

Okay, that's a fucked up thing to say. "No business being where he was"

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/draco-malfoy-harry-potter-mewing-mew-slytherin-gif-8263298459687914233

[normal hill]

I’m not 100% sure Hulk was 100% at fault here to be honest

[atomic egret]

He qualified 4th. He had every right to be where he was

[vivid rock]

no ones at fault 100% racing

if anything piastris turn was unexpected but he had no where to go

that mean hulk had no where to go

[mint hollow]

Well I returned to chaos

[atomic egret]

Lots of yummy carbon fibre

[normal hill]

Pastry made a really sharp turn. It’s like Sainz and Russell in 2022

[mint hollow]

Who’s fault was it?

[vivid rock]

no ones

[sinful kiln]

racing incident

[atomic egret]

Nando's

[finite sun]

Textbook racin incident

[vivid rock]

also the pin is very relevant

[atomic egret]

I don't care about reality. Nando's fault

[vivid rock]

oh no we need to update it

[atomic egret]

Womble almost face planted

[thorn topaz]

SC in this lap

[atomic egret]

SC in

[finite sun]

Leclerc almost cooked it as well

[normal hill]

Chuck

[thorn topaz]

lmao Nico ran his own wing over

[mint hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-inchident-incident-max-verstappen-leclerc-gif-27092516

[atomic egret]

Getting close to a second gap

[normal hill]

Correct decision by the stewards!

[humble sequoia]

mclaren

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wow-you-dont-say-michael-office-wow-michael-scott-gif-11124235989547302113

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/grechent-cat-fight-hilarious-slap-kick-gif-12057406

https://tenor.com/view/no-slap-fight-snap-out-gif-9934434

[vivid rock]

austin race directors know how to do some fantastic camera angles

[atomic egret]

Chair SC infringement?

Nooted

[finite sun]

Prett sure its the same dude always

[vivid rock]

Woody doing a max to max ha

[thorn topaz]

lmao

[sinful kiln]

[finite sun]

Spicy

[atomic egret]

Who'll cry fiurst?

[finite sun]

Queue the radio drama

[vivid rock]

hahaha Max he did what you do

[thorn topaz]

Max lmfao

[finite sun]

Jolyon stole your line

lol

[vivid rock]

George had no intentions of making that corner then haha

[finite sun]

Wasnt far off

[atomic egret]

Red violence

[normal hill]

Jorj penalty for forcing another driver of the track?

[finite sun]

Nah he is British

[atomic egret]

And now Jorj is out of DRS

[sinful kiln]

max got the position back so its fine?

[thorn topaz]

Jorj under investigation lmao

[normal hill]

That’s true but it’s kinda like max and Norris in Mexico

[thorn topaz]

No further investigation on Jorj

[finite sun]

Good

[normal hill]

Good, because I hate penalties. Just use NASCAR rules

[finite sun]

Have we really got stewards that arent on drugs for once?

[atomic egret]

Nah

Playingt he rules is part of the game

[finite sun]

Lawson showing how you dive down the inside at T12

[atomic egret]

Fuck off Jorj. Track limits are track limits

[normal hill]

Jorj

[thorn topaz]

No further on Sharl

[atomic egret]

NFI for Chair on safety car

[lofty hearth]

So I'm a bit late

[atomic egret]

Damn it, I keep saying typing NFI

[thorn topaz]

Bearboy noted

[atomic egret]

Cause I want it to be "No fucking idea" instead of "No Further Action"

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Fucking Windowlicker

[thorn topaz]

Stroll lmfao

[mint hollow]

Stroll omfg

Like

Idiot

[finite sun]

Worlds 20 best drivers guys

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/windowlicker-gif-9231948

[thorn topaz]

Useless moron

[atomic egret]

And now we finish under SC

[late seal]

Bruh

[atomic egret]

The actual fuck?

[late seal]

What a idiot

[thorn topaz]

He actually fucking deleted Ocon

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

What a total moron

[finite sun]

Useless sack of shit

[late seal]

You know the drill guys, 10 seconds for Ocon

[finite sun]

What a dumbass

[wild wigeon]

AND 20KG FOR TOYOTA IN wec

[lofty hearth]

So a nice and clean sprint then right?

[warped cave]

Stroll

[thorn topaz]

At least his car is on fire

[atomic egret]

Window licker looking at "Valhalla" all day and as this point just wants to go there and take someone with him

[woeful dawn]

Stroll later than my dad coming back with the milk

[vale moon]

[lofty hearth]

As I missed the sprint can anyone tell me about the highlights

[normal hill]

Hope his car isn’t fixed for qualifying

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-gif-22919457

[mint hollow]

Stroll licking ocons car window

[atomic egret]

Bang, boom, yummy fibre for the chaos gods

[vivid rock]

race is over because stroll found a window to lick

[atomic egret]

Max trying to race the SC

[thorn topaz]

Bearboy under investigation

[atomic egret]

Of course, Sky has to bring up AD21

[thorn topaz]

What a total shitshow of a "race"

[lofty hearth]

Bearman penalty

[thorn topaz]

10 sec pen for Bearboy

[normal hill]

No brainer

[thorn topaz]

Ya

[mint hollow]

Incredible

[thorn topaz]

Bernd wins the COTA Sprint Race

[finite sun]

He does it again

[thorn topaz]

Give that man a seat

[lofty hearth]

Good old Bernd

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/its-incredible-butters-south-park-its-amazing-its-great-gif-19579525

[normal hill]

SC will go into the pit right?

[atomic egret]

No, Bernd will take the flag I believe

[normal hill]

Yeah lights are off.

He will go into

[lofty hearth]

Another sainz podium

[thorn topaz]

Bernd deserves a podium

[normal hill]

I think there is a rule that the races never ends under SC.

[thorn topaz]

Oof. RB only 7 points off Ferrari in the constructors

[atomic egret]

Shame they don't have a second driver

https://tenor.com/view/froggyloch-vtuber-buh-gif-4529213332042745076

[finite sun]

Fucking MBS

[sinful kiln]

wow 😄

[vivid rock]

they really love sainz

[sinful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-sainz-carlo55ainz-gif-14709472

[finite sun]

lol

[atomic egret]

fucking 8am for Quali? Fuck no

[lofty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-chandler-joey-good-job-great-job-gif-14365146578827875022

[meager basin]

Another podium for my boy Carlos (sure sprint podium but still)

[candid pebble]

ok i just watched the Stroll scene usually i would ask what was he thinking but i mean its Stroll

[thorn topaz]

Bearboy is 1 point away from a race ban. Quali could be a bit spicy

[dusky harbor]

Watched highlights

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Lets see how chaotic this will be

Oh dear. MCL still working on fixing their cars

5 place grid pen for Lancelot

[sinful kiln]

it will be different this time. they learned from the end of SQ1 how to do it this time for Q1

[thorn topaz]

Oh, both MCLs out. Lets see when they fuck it

[lofty hearth]

Hadjar crash

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

rip

[woeful dawn]

[wraith stratus]

yeah thats a bit broken

[thorn topaz]

Well that didnt take long for a red

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Bad enough to deploy the medical car

[woeful dawn]

It’s bwoken

[finite sun]

oof

Maximum Frenchness in the cockpit

[thorn topaz]

O man hes mad

[woeful dawn]

Big mad

[thorn topaz]

Roll out the guillotine

[normal hill]

At least Yuki isn’t last then

[trim girder]

kerbs be like nice grip good luck

[thorn topaz]

The French Revolution is about to go for round 2

That was fucking unlucky

[trim girder]

while this red flag, watching the sprint hightlight, what a lap 1

[thorn topaz]

Yeah Sprint certainly had a start

Zak explaining why they changed the rear parts of both cars "just to be safe" lmao

Hes fucking scared

[trim girder]

jfc that stroll Tbone on the haas. then just speeds off on 3 wheels.

[atomic egret]

Have to wonder if Stroll uses kbm or is a cuntroller racer

[wraith stratus]

LeChair

[atomic egret]

Anyway, old man issues dealt with, back to bed

[wraith stratus]

Lando

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/what-damage-do-you-have-lando-lando-norris-talent-lando-norris-gif-24430231

[vivid rock]

f1tv "this is starting to get sweaty"

[thorn topaz]

kek nearly binned it

[vivid rock]

the sweats are even taking over f1 smh

am i mistaken in remembering the designer of cota basically took the best parts of multiple tracks and put them together

[wraith stratus]

pretty much, sector 1 is Silverstone, sector 3 is turn 8 at Istanbul park etc..

[vivid rock]

stadiums germany aswell iirc

[wraith stratus]

yeah

COTA is a great track though, they did a good job with this one

Hulk

[thorn topaz]

Pastry has fucked up his 2nd and 3rd push lap

[sinful kiln]

our guy making it to Q2?

[wraith stratus]

Albono

[late seal]

Borto

[lofty hearth]

Cola in Q2

[thorn topaz]

that 5 place penalty really going to hurt Stroll

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

o7 Albono

[vivid rock]

bet colapinto is waiting on if albnono gets limits

there it is

[sinful kiln]

Albon

[wraith stratus]

T15 for Albono apparently

not last corner

oh yeah

outside

[thorn topaz]

Stroll eliminated in Q1 for the 13th time this season