🏁Motorsports

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LeChair Holy

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Holy

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Max P8 lmao

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Ferrari did something

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Hamilton in the mud

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mclaren

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Borto P7

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https://tenor.com/view/omg-oh-my-god-crypto-eth-ethereum-gif-17535687605930952128

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Bort out qualified max

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TeamLH about to implode

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Bort > Max

[normal hill]

Bort new world champ?

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Lets see if Audi can cook next year🙏

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Jos is about to go on a rampage. Hide the wives

Run Newey, fucken run

[dawn siren]

Was it newey all along

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RB car is so shit Stroll managed to out qualify Max

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cunt, lechair was paying like 41 bucks for pole

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I’m going to party right now. Tomorrow will be shit

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Jesus

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Could have made a fortune LMAO

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enjoy it while you can

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could of been more for the snow f1 team fund

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Can't wait for the Ferrari fumble tomorrow

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Should have put 10 on him

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eh mclaren still look the quicker car, mclaren still wins i think

[thorn topaz]

Honestly, you deserve a while of celebration after all the fumbles, Enjoy it while it lasts

Yeah its still gonna be a McLaren win for sure. That car is a fucken rocketship

[normal hill]

At this point I’ll take everything

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Lewis "Ferrari probably need to change the driver"

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Out of all of the drivers in Q3, the only one I didn't want getting pole got pole. Ah well, lots can happen tomorrow

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hey for me, someone other than mclaren or max getting pole is a W

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Saw this, i think lewis might of pulled a danny ric unfortunately

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I need Carlos to be the last Ferrari driver to win a GP for a bit longer. Can't have it taken away from me just yet

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They will find ways to fuck up, don’t you worry

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Even Hamilton himself apparently agrees

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So.... Max to Ferrari then?

[sinful kiln]

oh god no

[normal hill]

I do love to see Max in red tbf. Then I can finally support my countryman

[wild wigeon]

a honse did good????111!

[normal hill]

https://youtu.be/wzzPQwyXE8o?si=Fhd9PfdOc9fnZOMw

[sinful kiln]

[normal hill]

Yuki got a new PU and starts from the pit lane

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Max "I'm not going to be winning any more races this year, there is a fundamental issue that we have found with the Red Bull Car"

[normal hill]

[mint hollow]

What time is race?

Never mind 2pm

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in 36 minutes from now

[mint hollow]

Forgot I pinned it

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You forgot my pin

[normal hill]

Need a ping a few minutes before the start?

[mint hollow]

Yes pls

Been busy with my baba who has tonsillitis in hospital this morning

[dusky harbor]

tempting

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f1tv smh

"Lawrence is with lando"

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Brundle caught Axl Rose lmao

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i love the f1tv gridwalk

they just ignore all the celebs and talk about the cars and drivers ha

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https://x.com/visacashapprb/status/1951976555728474185?s=19

Visa Cash App Racing Bulls F1 Team (@visacashapprb)

These pics meme the world to us 👍

#F1 #VCARB #HungarianGP

X · Aug 3, 2025, 12:00 PM

Wonder if he knows he's a meme

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Rain is apparently on the way to the track

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I love chaos

Fia doesn't so it'll just red flag

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Ah yes

Send him down to Hamilton

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[normal hill]

@mint hollow ping!

[mint hollow]

Thanks boo

ITS ON

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They really have to copium Ham every chance they get, don't they?

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Ocon already getting instructions for Turn 1

[normal hill]

Time to watch Ferrari fuck this up

Posting this in advance

[atomic egret]

Off they vroom

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I have all the clown emotes ready

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Lewis starting on hards lmao

Ferrari strategy strikes again

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i missed my deposit

FUCK

if albono gets points im gonna be fucking sad

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Is it starting starting

I thought it didn’t start for another hour

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Formation lap

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formation lap saucey

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Literally me rn because nightshift

[normal hill]

And Williams on the softs

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Chaos inbound

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Rain inbound in 30 minutes

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[atomic egret]

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

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chaos

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Its rights out and away we go

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norris goes backwards

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Gasp

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[woeful dawn]

Norris having a shit start?

Never

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hahahahahaha

lando fucks it again

[atomic egret]

Albo +3

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max down to 9th

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Lando ffs

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classic lando shit start lmao

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Lando

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might be the worst starter on th grid

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might be??

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Alonso

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he is

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https://tenor.com/view/alonso-fernando-alonso-sigma-fernando-alonso-sigma-aston-martin-gif-27560476

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Bort P5

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lando is too nice to oscar

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P6 sorry

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Borto P6 and Norris taking a L, love to see it

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norris past alonso

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Can we just appreciate that Lawson did initially overtake Max

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max has passed stroll

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i was gonna say

max is making moves

[warped cave]

dayum

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Yeah but he had a shit start, and got done by fucken Lawson lmao

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max " i wont win again this season"

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cant be as bad as norris

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sike

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oh dear

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Nooo Bort

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Oof

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borto getting a nosebleed up here

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is that a 10 sec penatly

or a drive through

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FUCK

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depends how serious it is I guess

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If he gets a pen I'm about to go full TeamLH

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woah now

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Hulk noted as well for a false start

Naughty naughty Sauber

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Sauber trying new strat?

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Showing every angle bar the false start so far for me

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sauber disaster class

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Sauber

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At least his monster flavour is nice

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hadjar attacked by gravel

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[atomic egret]

owie fingies

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Saved

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]

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Hulk is fucked

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charles is gonee btw

3 secs

nice

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Hulk with the purp

from last place

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Hulk

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Yeah bros probably about to get a five to ten second nerf though

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Lmao Hadjar got cooked by the gravel

That shit hurts too

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Ouch

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ooooof

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Nando catching Jorj

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max bout to fall out of drs

are we gonna see stroll overtake max

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Do the funny Stroll. We got you

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Blasphemer

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charles having engine cuts

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Oh god

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Leclerc's car is becoming Italian

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Of course

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Ferrari are doing the thing Pog

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Ferrari

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https://tenor.com/view/princess-bride-life-is-pain-gif-10271980

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https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-bruh-banana-suit-charles-leclerc-gif-27525709

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they love playing radios during burnies cross

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"It might be the car" - Hamilton soon

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max is cooked

also alonso the gap master holy

10secs from norris

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judging by alonso's pace a possible 1 stop?

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Dude how is the gap from 5th to 20th 20s, whilst 1st to 5th is nearly the same

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drs train go brrrrrrr

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Its the Stigmalonso train going choo fucking choo

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Undercutting P5 in P17

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Do the saubers have the wrong transponders in them or something?

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Meanwhile Alonso is setting green sectors lmao

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is jorj a better driver than Nando? thoughts

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max boxing?

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Max box

[atomic egret]

OMG, Yuki ahead of Max

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Stop the clock

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Piastri box

charles box

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chair in

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clean stop

charles locks up

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Great pitstop

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Ferrari didn't mess up

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Chair locked up his new tyres though

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No flat spot tho

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Lando could overcut Osama here

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so much for lando's tyre's being dead for him a few laps ago

[thorn topaz]

Plan A or D?

Are you okay McLaren?

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A or D?

fuck b and c i suppose

[thorn topaz]

Fucking hell Hulk

[atomic egret]

Sometimes this dashboard does confusing things.

[vivid rock]

choo choo

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Stop the count

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george nearly rear ending alonso

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uhoh

max vs hamilton next

2021 intensifies

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LeChair

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ferrari strategy

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Lechair shitting himself

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Ferrari “We are checking”

[vale moon]

wonder whats up with lechair

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It has been ages since we've got a "We are checking"

Ferrari fell off

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max and lewis

[vale moon]

oop max pushed him off

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TeamLH are currently having a meltdown

I would pay good money to have the radio feed there

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not max's fault lewis forgot how to drive

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Max didn't even do anything

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Wdym Max definitely pushed him wide and tried to murder him

REEEE

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^^^^

death was the goal

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Lewis is just washed

[mint hollow]

Like tiki

Yuki

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Tetra it runs through the Verstappen family. Jos has quite the history

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Max loves that chicane

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lemme just check teamLH twitter

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1.9

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What was Brundle waffling? Blue flags for P1?

[vale moon]

muppet

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https://x.com/fastpitstop/status/1952002622379979132

Stefanie (@fastpitstop)

Of course Verstappen pushed Lewis off track…

X · Aug 3, 2025, 1:44 PM

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Fastest stop so far this season no?

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yup

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Max vs Lewis noted

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so about that 30 mins till the rain

anyone see any

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Oh man TeamLH are losing it

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its now 15 minutes away apparently

its only going to be light though

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The replies are fucking wild lmao

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Anyone racist yet?

[late seal]

Also Hulk P11

(still got 5 seconds pen tho)

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Yes Kao, the racist card was insantly pulled

Classic TeamLH

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investigaton

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Oh this will be fun

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at this point max will just tell the stewards to eat a dick

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Twitter is about to blow up

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as he puts 7 seconds on him

[vale moon]

i wanna be there when they tell max

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I hope Jos' wife is in a safehouse

[lofty hearth]

stroll box

[vale moon]

lando pumping in quick times

[thorn topaz]

Might as well box to retire for the windowlicker

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Cranky George, damn

[thorn topaz]

Okay that was quite solid

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https://x.com/F1mech/status/1952003719534391792

Calum Nicholas (@F1mech)

Are the stewards about to make a new penalty?!

“Scaring another driver off the track”

😅 Just let them race, they’re all grown ups ffs.

X · Aug 3, 2025, 1:48 PM

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Osama just want the pit wall to shut up lmao

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George channelling his inner Raikkonen

[atomic egret]

"Quit fucking up, Nando!"

[thorn topaz]

It must be the racing

[late seal]

Still will finish P3

[thorn topaz]

Colapopo is already on summer break lmao

[dusky harbor]

so is yuki

[warped cave]

Yuki doing some sunmer testing

[atomic egret]

Alonso in

[lofty hearth]

alonso box

[vivid rock]

mclaren are going to fuck piastris race because landos feelies are gonna get hurt

[lofty hearth]

charles box

[dusky harbor]

oh dear

ferrari

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Ferrari lmfao

[wraith stratus]

[candid pebble]

not just Ham who is scared at Ferrari

[woeful dawn]

Did Ferrari just get baited

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Yeah

[lofty hearth]

quite possibly

[thorn topaz]

Our boy Stroll in P9

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And the absolute clown show has begun

[vale moon]

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

[late seal]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-peepo-clown-gif-20274851

[candid pebble]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[lofty hearth]

after the race decisions

[warped cave]

nice team game by Sauber

[candid pebble]

didnt know you are giving your account to Johan Christian

[thorn topaz]

FIA instigating TeamLH with their "Investigated after the race" on Lewis and Max kek

[vivid rock]

kick him chrissy

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Has Johan hacked your account?

[vivid rock]

infact ban him

[late seal]

now all I need to see is Borto with fresh tires passing Hamilton

[thorn topaz]

Wtf

[vale moon]

lando could do this yano

[mint hollow]

Stroll to win

[lofty hearth]

hamilton box

[dusky harbor]

bruh

[late seal]

Shit stop for Jorj

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dont tell me lando is gonna win this

[thorn topaz]

Merc just absolutely just fucked it

[vale moon]

good strategy

[dusky harbor]

yeah fuck your leading driver for ya golden boy

[thorn topaz]

Another 5 sec for Hulk?

FIA please

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FIA

[warped cave]

it said Served

[dusky harbor]

tell ya what

[woeful dawn]

It was a penalty served notice, Martin and Croft just went full 2Head

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id love a red flag rn

[vale moon]

come on oreos you can't possibly call that favouritism they took a big chance

[thorn topaz]

Lando is flying

[woeful dawn]

Yeah he was flying in Belgium as well lol

[dusky harbor]

it 100% is

[late seal]

Could fly into the gravel ngl

[lofty hearth]

Kimi pog

[dusky harbor]

oscar pits

oh my god

[late seal]

1.9 again lmao

[thorn topaz]

Oscar isnt having any of it

[vale moon]

1.9 again

[cursive rose]

Damn

[dusky harbor]

fuck yeaahhh baby

absolutely fuck oscar

good job mclaren

[warped cave]

https://x.com/redbullracing/status/1952002447964045664

Oracle Red Bull Racing (@redbullracing)

Lap 30: Max scares Lewis off the road at Turn 4 and is up to P11 👏

X · Aug 3, 2025, 1:43 PM

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diabolical from rb admin

[wraith stratus]

RB Admin

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teamLH will not like that one bit

not one bitt

[candid pebble]

they dont like anything anyway, makes no difference

[late seal]

ngl it was good to see another Ferrari strategy moment, I was missing those

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truu chrissy

[candid pebble]

this will be a double Mcl with Lejerc on 3rd

[trim girder]

Fuck I forgot to hit record before heading out to work hope sky aren't dicks and has a full race replay in the morning.

[candid pebble]

can Max really end on these tyres

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its replayed on Monday night at about 7pm i think

full race replay

[woeful dawn]

Does Channel 4 not do a race replay in the evening or just highlights?

[warped cave]

there's your answer

[lofty hearth]

are we going to get Max vs Fernando

[trim girder]

Highlights

[dusky harbor]

oscar in drs

oh shiet

[trim girder]

Usually one around 6am, just have to check when I get in at midnight

[atomic egret]

Bearboy retiring?

[late seal]

This might be a good one

[thorn topaz]

Good shit Pastry

[trim girder]

Seems eventful so imma leave before I read any spoils

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Pastry

[lofty hearth]

McLaren fight for the win

[atomic egret]

Yep, retired

[vivid rock]

Mclaren now going to do everything they can to make lando win

[normal hill]

[cursive rose]

[lofty hearth]

ooh has max boxed again?

[thorn topaz]

o7 Bearboy

[candid pebble]

yeah

[atomic egret]

Hulk with a BW coming

[lofty hearth]

Charles is mega mad

[vale moon]

charles pissed

[late seal]

Lmao poor Charles

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

Leclerc lmfao

[dusky harbor]

oh charles

[late seal]

Valid crashout

[wraith stratus]

[vale moon]

"we're checking"

[lofty hearth]

here comes mr does nothing P3

[woeful dawn]

[dusky harbor]

speaking of angry

oscar is flying

[thorn topaz]

That gap

[lofty hearth]

lawson currently ahead of max

[vale moon]

i think lando would take a p2 after his start

[thorn topaz]

Oh, light rain T14

[wraith stratus]

[lofty hearth]

oh here we go

charles got a lot of traffic

[atomic egret]

?

[warped cave]

Tsunoda forced Hulk off like 15 minutes ago

at T1

Dunno wtf the stewards are smoking to this race

[dusky harbor]

come on oscar

[thorn topaz]

Albon and Sainz team orders
Swap positions in T1

[warped cave]

Max might finish behind Lawson

[lofty hearth]

george vs charles

[late seal]

Classic George

[dusky harbor]

george

[thorn topaz]

Osama

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

WAAAH

[lofty hearth]

and woody claims p3

[wraith stratus]

shut the fuck up

[woeful dawn]

Shut up George

[normal hill]

I’m done

[cursive rose]

lechair

[wraith stratus]

LeChair

[candid pebble]

wtf

[warped cave]

Now that was some proper moving under braking

[woeful dawn]

Nuke the Ferrari strategy team and start again

[lofty hearth]

no your back to normal

[late seal]

Lmao ngl I think George was right

Leclerc fucked that

[thorn topaz]

That was naughty by Sharl

[dusky harbor]

yeahhh george is right there

[vale moon]

charles really angry

[dusky harbor]

good lordy charles

[thorn topaz]

Sharl should be done for that

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

Noted

[dusky harbor]

oh my god lando the cries

[thorn topaz]

Sharl is fucked

[late seal]

Just drive Lando ffs

Stop crying

[wraith stratus]

Lando

[dawn siren]

a pen won't do anything to charles race hes 30 seconds ahead of Alonso

[dusky harbor]

not like lechair getting a pen will do anything

alonso has his train going

[lofty hearth]

drs for Oscar

[vivid rock]

mclaren got 4 laps to save their darling

[tranquil tapir]

Lando fucked Oscar gonna get him

[thorn topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dum-fuk-lance-stroll-rpm-gif-2817763306413514041

[thorn topaz]

o7

[west jewel]

17% Borto Votes

[woeful dawn]

Gonna be a spicy finish here

[lofty hearth]

oscar locks up

[vale moon]

oooooooooooof

[late seal]

Holy shit

He overcooked

[atomic egret]

shit

[west jewel]

[vivid rock]

oscar fucked himself

[dusky harbor]

fuck me oscar

[wraith stratus]

[dawn siren]

he needs to be under 6 tenths going onto the straight to get him

[late seal]

Leclerc got 5 seconds???

[thorn topaz]

Yeah

Erratic driving

[dusky harbor]

nah golden boy has been secured it

[late seal]

oh I forgot about that

[vale moon]

landooooooooooo

[lofty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/zac-zacbrown-mclaren-f1-lando-gif-10939174263503258815

1 - 2 lets gooo

[wraith stratus]

[lofty hearth]

and woody gets p3

[vale moon]

verstrappy 9th oof

[thorn topaz]

200th GP win for MCL

[wraith stratus]

Good Shit Mclaren

[woeful dawn]

Gg McLaren

[vale moon]

yuki 18th

[dusky harbor]

oscar will be pissed

getting absolutely fucked by mclaren there

[dawn siren]

post the jorj memes

[lofty hearth]

there it is

[woeful dawn]

Can we skip the podium party and just show Leclerc going postal in the Ferrari garage

[lofty hearth]

alonso p5

[tranquil tapir]

Boom it worked @vale moon

[wraith stratus]

Bort P6

[dawn siren]

Pole to 4th Ferrari masterclass

[normal hill]

Live footage

[dusky harbor]

mans gonna go nuclear

[thorn topaz]

Oh Oscar is mad
Didnt even reply

[dusky harbor]

in a nutshell

[vale moon]

be as mad as he likes its him who locked up

[dusky harbor]

oscar is not happy

at fucking all

[dawn siren]

He had 3-4 laps of being in DRS to pass him and couldn't get it done

[wraith stratus]

this season is going to get spicy

[dusky harbor]

doesnt help the hungaroring is basically monaco with no walls

[dawn siren]

Charles getting his angy speach ready

[thorn topaz]

Can we appreciate this?

[dawn siren]

RB in the mud

[thorn topaz]

Our boy Stroll beat maxipad

[wraith stratus]

[vivid rock]

in this house we dont recognise stroll

[late seal]

Man that's crazy

RB is so shit now

[woeful dawn]

Imagine being within 10 miles of Leclerc right now

[wraith stratus]

Red Bull would be last without Max

[dusky harbor]

might be bad, but cant be as bad as hamilton

[thorn topaz]

3.2s behind Lawson btw

[woeful dawn]

Engineer going over to Leclerc

“Per favore non uccidermi, ho una famiglia.”

[warped cave]

Clearly RB is now sandbagging for the wind tunnel time next year #TrustTheProces

[late seal]

[lofty hearth]

and now we wait for the lewis vs max penalty news

[vivid rock]

oscar through all of that interview

dont break the trophy hahaha

[woeful dawn]

“Trophey”

[dusky harbor]

dear god

the worst national anthem

[open estuary]

ngl that race was fun

[thorn topaz]

Lets see if lando breaks his trophy

[woeful dawn]

Brave talk from one of the colonies Kapp

Oh he for sure breaking that

[dusky harbor]

rather be here then there

[woeful dawn]

Baited harder than the Ferrari strategy team kek

[dusky harbor]

lil fucker

[open estuary]

still can't belive ferrari fucked that up

[wraith stratus]

I can

[thorn topaz]

lmao Lando had to put the trophy away before the champagne spray

[dusky harbor]

yeah i can

ferrari got baited by the mechanics

[woeful dawn]

I can

[dusky harbor]

oh god its zandvoort next

i expect similar race to this one

utter

[vivid rock]

oscar still pissed hes just walked off haha

[dawn siren]

wasn't something wrong with charles car? like he didn't have 100% power or something?

[thorn topaz]

Leclerc is only 16 points off Max in the WDC kek

[vivid rock]

commentators speculated it was a balancing issue ferrari insisted on putting in

[dawn siren]

oh lmao

[normal hill]

There’s been something wrong with Ferrari for years

[dawn siren]

ahh yes change the car from the setup that got pole

[dusky harbor]

yeah hence why charles was going on bout doing something before the race

i believe

https://x.com/ScrewderiaF1/status/1952017473277972529

Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 (@ScrewderiaF1)

Mclaren strategy for

Lando Norris Oscar Piastri

X · Aug 3, 2025, 2:43 PM

aw doesnt show both pictures

[woeful dawn]

Landos dog shit start might’ve played a factor

[lofty hearth]

turns out Charles had a Chassis issue

[normal hill]

Get Bortoletto in that second Ferrari pls

[wild wigeon]

it was made and ran by ferrari?

[woeful dawn]

Was that before or after being baited by MCL

[lofty hearth]

I don't know

as i'm reporting what charles said in the interview pen

[thorn topaz]

https://x.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1952048609958166568

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

No further action on Verstappen and Hamilton at Turn 4.

Hamilton opted not to attend the hearing, with a Ferrari rep saying he chose not to stay on track

Verstappen said he could have stayed tighter to the inside and chose to use all the track because Hamilton went wide #F1

X · Aug 3, 2025, 4:47 PM

[thorn topaz]

Quite impressive

[normal hill]

Yeah that was lightening quick

[sinful kiln]

Ferrari Episode IV - No Hope

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-hes-dead-already-gif-11313631

[wild wigeon]

I hear hide the pain Harold was at the track oh and this guy

https://tenor.com/view/raingump-kto-kounotori-kounotoritoken-lbow-gif-26528408

[wraith stratus]

Dutch Grand Prix

FP1 - <t:1756463400:F>
FP2 - <t:1756476000:F>
FP3 - <t:1756546200:F>
Quali - <t:1756558800:F>
Race - <t:1756645200:F>

[finite sun]

Thats in soooo long ):

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/alonso-gif-19182882

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/pablo-escobar-pablo-stan-twt-standing-grandpa-gif-15901735077073339091

[thorn topaz]

It do be the Summer break

[vale moon]

https://i.imgur.com/pisyPRT.png

[dusky harbor]

https://x.com/F1BigData/status/1953020535773806808?s=19

Holiness (@F1BigData)

Franco Colapinto crashed during the test in Hungary

X · Aug 6, 2025, 9:09 AM

[vivid rock]

Doohan wouldn't have done that

[sinful kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yctjh_Y2s

[vivid rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HSKHb1tP6_M?feature=share Thank you Valtteri

[late seal]

https://bsky.app/profile/thomasmaheronf1.bsky.social/post/3lw7cj5mbvc2k Perez might be returning

Thomas Maher (@thomasmaheronf1.bsky.social)

Confirmation of Sergio Perez making his #F1 comeback is expected shortly after the summer break.

www.planetf1.com/news/sergio-...

-# Sergio Perez set for sensational F1 comeback with confirmation expected
Sergio Perez is set to return to F1 in 2026, PlanetF1.com has learned, with an announcement on his future expected in the coming weeks.

Bluesky · Aug 12, 2025, 12:24 PM

[sinful kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_RZlmfgl48

[dusky harbor]

https://speedcafe.com/f1-news-2025-mclaren-2026-car-sale-auction-motorsport-triple-crown/

??? howw broke are mclaren

[sinful kiln]

i guess they need some money?

[vivid rock]

Zac likes making money

they wont need money they are basically owned by the bahrain government

[wild wigeon]

didnt they sell the factory and lease it back a few years ago?

[thorn topaz]

yes

[normal hill]

Logan Sargeant signed with PR1/Mathiasen in IMSA.

[sinful kiln]

good for him

[candid pebble]

Not only did I read that Perez to Cadillac seems likely, now the Horndog could become the team principal

[wild wigeon]

i thought they had the ex manor guy graeme loudon?

[finite sun]

Guys I went to the gokart track Ollie Bearman did. I felt I had a 29.8 in me for the third run but couldn't do it. Though I'm pretty happy being 1.2s off the track record and it being my first time there

[normal hill]

Pretty consistent lap times

[sinful kiln]

nicbig99 going to take bearmans seat

[finite sun]

Yeah I was really happy when I noticed that

[atomic egret]

Hmm. Looks like Nando got hit hands on the trophy in the racing level of Hitman and broke it..

[sinful kiln]

https://racingnews365.com/cadillac-sign-first-f1-driver-for-2026-season ```The Cadillac F1 team has made its first driver signing for its debut F1 season, RacingNews365 and Formula.hu understand.

Cadillac has reached a deal with F1 veteran Valtteri Bottas, who will make his return to the sport for the 2026 campaign.

The Finn will most likely be officially presented by Cadillac next week. ```

nothing official from bottas or cadillac.

[dawn siren]

well now the aussies have another team they can root for lol

[candid pebble]

https://x.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1958867271364886552?s=19

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Cadillac is closing in on its 2026 driver line-up, with the team targeting the experienced pairing of Sergio Perez and Valtteri Bottas: https://t.co/veRUYMKZ9Y #F1

X · Aug 22, 2025, 12:22 PM

[sinful kiln]

Chrissy, we going to cheer for cadillac next year?

[warped cave]

More Rallycross tomorrow https://www.youtube.com/live/7a74pAiychA?si=9-4uNE9Xoug2z2rs

[sinful kiln]

its live

[warped cave]

Interesting to see how much asphalt this track has compared to others I've seen

[warped cave]

Also reporting Bottas + Perez https://x.com/ErikvHaren/status/1959221748391461246

Erik van Haren (@ErikvHaren)

Bij Red Bull weggestuurde Sergio Pérez keert volgend jaar terug in Formule 1, ook Valtteri Bottas maakt in 2026 comeback namens Cadillac.

https://t.co/KDni31mHnC

X · Aug 23, 2025, 11:50 AM

[normal hill]

[finite sun]

Would be cool to have all living champions around the same table

[sinful kiln]

zandvoort this weekend

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/bottas-valtteri-bottas-f1-race-week-gif-25691637

[thorn topaz]

Jesus. Kimi Antonelli only turned 19 today

[wraith stratus]

that makes me feel so fucking old

[thorn topaz]

[wraith stratus]

Hearing that the weather at Zandvoort this weekend is going to be very moist

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/moist-lips-wtf-tongue-mouth-gif-14357067

[tranquil tapir]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/articles/cedv43dpnqlo

[dusky harbor]

In absolute shock to no body

[marsh furnace]

https://x.com/Cadillac_F1/status/1960303047256469683

Cadillac Formula 1 Team (@Cadillac_F1)

Two paths. One call of destiny.
The Cadillac Formula 1 Team's future begins with them.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 11:27 AM

[dusky harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-stewart-mild-shock-shocked-shock-mild-gif-5292523

[marsh furnace]

is it bad that i want bottas to slap up perez?

[candid pebble]

Perez and Horner meet again 😄 and Bottas having to serve his old penalty

[wraith stratus]

wait Bottas has a pen to serve still?

[candid pebble]

yeah lol

5 grid penalty i think

[dusky harbor]

Bigger shock

[wild wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/mid-meme-aew-mjf-mjf-meme-mid-gif-11983703810991326806

[vivid rock]

why would people pay money to watch an overreacting 5head

[finite sun]

Tour for what? Them talking?

[sinful kiln]

yes.

[finite sun]

Might as well just watch a stream of theirs instead, shits free

[sinful kiln]

maybe they have something different during the live show? like having a bigger chance that they will answer your question?

[sinful kiln]

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/cadillac-firmly-rules-out-horner-f1-approach/ according to this “There have been no talks with Christian Horner, no plans to do that,” said Towriss. “So I’d like to officially shut down that rumour.

Dan Towriss, boss of TWG Motorsport, which operates the Cadillac F1 team

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/phone-booth-2002-colin-farrell-phone-talking-stressed-gif-9559720120137623263

[warped cave]

Aussies might have lost Valterri as an honorary citizen https://x.com/ValtteriBottas/status/1960294833341272182

Valtteri Bottas (@ValtteriBottas)

🇺🇸

X · Aug 26, 2025, 10:54 AM

[sinful kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJg0Y2zOHbU

[atomic egret]

That traitor!

[normal hill]

They said hell no

[wild wigeon]

that and Graeme Lowdon ( ex manor team principal ) is hired in that role

[atomic egret]

Poor Geri. Having to deal with him having so much free time

[wild wigeon]

yeah he doesnt have a pa to distract him

[wild wigeon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx3ny_5WVLc&ab_channel=CircuitZandvoort set up for zandvoort

[sinful kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6KTonll6yxw

[thorn topaz]

Oh, FIA got a new safety car for this weekend. Aston Vantage S instead of the regular Vantage

Bernd got a major upgrade

[sinful kiln]

S stands for Super?

[dawn siren]

the Mclarens turn the engines up it seems

turned*

or the soft tyre is insane

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-window-licker-stroll-lance-stroll-f1-window-licker-f1-gif-17977900851897607677

https://tenor.com/view/window-windowlicker-gif-25370320

[normal hill]

Ferrari

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-okay-its-just-a-practice-practice-testing-dont-worry-gif-13710968

[dawn siren]

Max beached

[vale moon]

classic stroll

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/windowlicker-gif-9231948

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-huh-confused-lance-f1-formula-1-gif-13795643935378680587

thatcar big fucked

[atomic egret]

That's the face of a man who is fighting licking with all his might

Why do they always got to be so sly? Just say his balls are gettings squeezed

[normal hill]

It really looked like he just doesn’t brake 😬

[atomic egret]

Bugger, Haddy with no power

[dawn siren]

Where is the rain? I was promised rain

[vale moon]

lewis

[atomic egret]

Waaashed

[normal hill]

[woeful dawn]

Hamilspin

[atomic egret]

Did someone butter the road?

[normal hill]

People are making stupid mistakes today 😅

[candid pebble]

yes i did

[atomic egret]

How is his mic always so bad?

hot mic Crofty is scratching his head

[wraith stratus]

[normal hill]

Bernie > Ted

I’d like to see max in that Aston next to Alonso at this track. That car is fast

[wraith stratus]

Yeah Alonso is looking good so far this weekend

[vale moon]

ok lando

[wraith stratus]

Holy Lando

[vale moon]

max 4 tenths down sector 1

the mclaren looks competitive

https://tenor.com/view/khande-خندیدن-laugh-laughing-lol-gif-23378220

russell wtf was that

[wraith stratus]

Russell

[vale moon]

lucky that wasn't worse

[dusky harbor]

russell

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/asainlady-family-guy-familyguy-gif-5358798

[warped cave]

WTF Russell

[wraith stratus]

Russell

[normal hill]

I support both

[wraith stratus]

Alpine

[trim girder]

are they cosplaying as F2 this session?

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[wraith stratus]

[vivid rock]

f1 composer

[wild wigeon]

has f1 gone back to the brian tyler theme

[wraith stratus]

Stroll

rookie error

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

Alonso

LeChair

Ferrari looking quick

[dusky harbor]

teamLH on suicide watch

[wraith stratus]

Stroll is out

Pastry

Lawson P5

[late seal]

I missed it, is Borto out?

[dusky harbor]

borto in i think

p15 i think

[wraith stratus]

yeah bort P15

[late seal]

Damn, that's was close then. Thanks

[wraith stratus]

Was Hulk, Bearboy, Ocon, Clown driver stroll and Colapopo out

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-window-licker-stroll-lance-stroll-f1-window-licker-f1-gif-17977900851897607677

https://tenor.com/view/jaketick-gif-21091329

[wraith stratus]

Fox at T10

[dusky harbor]

im so sad zaandvort is getting removed

the banking is

[wraith stratus]

Yeah, yet again another European Classic track getting binned

last race is next year i think for Zandvoort

[dusky harbor]

uhm max, hello?

inb4 mclarens go faster

[wraith stratus]

Yeah think Mclaren still have this

[dusky harbor]

LOL

ah yeah

[wraith stratus]

New Track Record

[wraith stratus]

Max

[dusky harbor]

nice lil impede from norris

yuki

[wraith stratus]

Bort so close

Yuki

[dusky harbor]

kimi

[wraith stratus]

Albono

[dusky harbor]

chop chop f1

ive got to watch man u lose to burnley

if anyone brings up the carabao cup, ill shit in ya christmas stocking

max has gone sim racing

oh no hes out

[wraith stratus]

Pastry

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-403140411062093680

[dusky harbor]

oscar

[wraith stratus]

Pastry

what a pole

[dusky harbor]

ferrari

[wraith stratus]

[dusky harbor]

hadjar gonna get a nosebleed up there

[wraith stratus]

Hadjar P4

[dusky harbor]

now ladies and gents

how does mclaren fuck oscar tomorrow

[finite sun]

Hadjar thinks hes in a Merc or something

[dusky harbor]

one can pray

mclarens pull a merc 2016 out

hadjar is easily best rookie this year

[finite sun]

yup

[wraith stratus]

Hadjar is going to be at Red Bull next season, no doubt now

[dusky harbor]

he probably doesnt wanna be though

out of the top 4, im very very cautious about redbull next year

first car fully developed without newey and first actual redbull engine

alot of unknowns

[wraith stratus]

yeah next year is going to be intresting

[dusky harbor]

i expect merc engine to be on top

[wraith stratus]

eh who knows, its all just talk and speculation atm

[cursive rose]

69th Front row lockout for mclaren

[wraith stratus]

even toto said they have no clue how well it will stack up against the other engines

[normal hill]

F1A spinning on the warm up lap 😬

[atomic egret]

some early window licking

[atomic egret]

Fox!

[vale moon]

https://www.planetf1.com/news/frustrated-lance-stroll-walks-out-of-interview-after-qualifying-crash grumpy bum

[atomic egret]

Surely he can't be enjoying himself at this point

[woeful dawn]

🫡🇳🇱

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

[woeful dawn]

Ladies and gentlemen welcome back

[sinful kiln]

not last

[lofty hearth]

For now at least

[sinful kiln]

i also feeling that he getting points today, just like you thinking right now

[vale moon]

[lofty hearth]

Ah penalty points

[candid pebble]

i will be surprised if he finishes the race

[sinful kiln]

Chrissy, will we cheer for cadillac next year?

[candid pebble]

i have no reason to cheer for them

Bottas is funny but thats about it and Perez is just sad

[sinful kiln]

but but and ? i thought that was enough reason for it

[atomic egret]

Defraaag

[vale moon]

hadjar locks up on warmup jebus lol

[woeful dawn]

My prediction
Lando shit launch
Stroll crash
Russell does nothing, P3

[candid pebble]

sounds right

[atomic egret]

Ham already under investigation

[wraith stratus]

Lewis already noted for yellow flag infringement

[atomic egret]

oh was it noted?

[vale moon]

i'm backing lando but mclaren win is what matters

[atomic egret]

nope, investigation

[wraith stratus]

now under investigation

[vale moon]

after race though

[wraith stratus]

yeah

[tranquil tapir]

Prob a pen next race

[dusky harbor]

im here for like 3 laps

then going to shower cause mclaren will fuck off into the distance

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

[atomic egret]

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

[lofty hearth]

Max p2

[vale moon]

max lucky

[lofty hearth]

Hadjar still p4

[dusky harbor]

max full sending

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

and rain possibly in 10 muns

[tranquil tapir]

Lucky he was on softs

[vale moon]

front three pulling away

[normal hill]

Max

[late seal]

Borto fucked his start

[atomic egret]

Nice shot

[wraith stratus]

fancy drone shot

[dusky harbor]

oscar go bye bye

[vale moon]

max cooked tyres already?

[wraith stratus]

probably, he was sliding around a lot on the first few corners

[vale moon]

oof borto start

[late seal]

Was that antistoll?

[atomic egret]

oofs

[wraith stratus]

Bort

[wraith stratus]

yeah looks like he stalled

[atomic egret]

He also got strolled

[late seal]

[vale moon]

anti stall then anti stroll

[wraith stratus]

Rain in 3 minutes

[lofty hearth]

Bye max

[vale moon]

beautiful move lando

[sinful kiln]

Lando

[wraith stratus]

Lando

[sinful kiln]

Stroll on hard tires

[woeful dawn]

Ferrari strategist at AM?

[normal hill]

Are Aston cooking or…. ?

[late seal]

Yeah, just clowning

[tranquil tapir]

Softs are falling off

[woeful dawn]

modCheck rain?

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[late seal]

Quit being a pussy Bearboy

[wraith stratus]

Bearboy

Track surface slippery message

drops of rain reported

[dusky harbor]

didnt miss much did i?

[wraith stratus]

nope

ah apart from Lando got past Max

and its starting to rain

[dusky harbor]

well that was expected

[normal hill]

MCL fucked off in the distance

[atomic egret]

here it comes

[wraith stratus]

rain is coming now

[woeful dawn]

Robo Norris on the radio

[atomic egret]

yuki pite

for harrs

[dusky harbor]

rain

[late seal]

Ferrari trying to undercut

LMAO

[lofty hearth]

Hamilton crash

Welp

[dusky harbor]

[atomic egret]

Ham fucked it

[vale moon]

sir blessed in the wall

[atomic egret]

time for pits

[dusky harbor]

teamLH disaster class

[wraith stratus]

[woeful dawn]

Oop

[wraith stratus]

Full SC

[lofty hearth]

Double stack mclaren

[late seal]

So, about that undercut for Hamilton...

[normal hill]

Fucking Lewis

[wraith stratus]

[normal hill]

He did cut something

[vale moon]

karun proving he knows fuck all as usual

[wraith stratus]

Ham fucked over LeChair

[late seal]

Best part is that after Hamilton asked for it they did a undercut with Leclerc

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

[wraith stratus]

Lando tried to leave with the Jack still attached

[lofty hearth]

Well since Lewis has crashed I'm having a tea break

[wraith stratus]

Clown show

[vale moon]

an interesting aero development lol

[lofty hearth]

Max on mediums

[normal hill]

Verstappen on 2 stops is my guess

[lofty hearth]

Red bull cooking or clowning

[tranquil tapir]

Feel everyone gonna be on 2 stops i don't think the hards will last

[dusky harbor]

max did make the soft last 22

granted lucky he got a SC

[tranquil tapir]

Lando got a point

[wraith stratus]

Lando

[dusky harbor]

also mclarens gonna be faster on hards then max on mediums anyway

[lofty hearth]

Lawson and sainz slow moving

[late seal]

Sainz with a fucked car again

[warped cave]

Sainz ran into Lawson ..

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/wom-womp-shylily-vtuber-anime-womp-gif-25135263

[wraith stratus]

[tranquil tapir]

My oshi

[dusky harbor]

[wraith stratus]

Lawson moving across

[atomic egret]

Lawson is starting to look a bit Strollish

[late seal]

Lawson always making the Spanish mad

Russel already yapping

[atomic egret]

shaddap Jorj

[wraith stratus]

Russell

VSC

[late seal]

Messy race ngl

I'm not enjoying it

Russel is a moron

[lofty hearth]

Charles vs George

[atomic egret]

And some more fiber on the track

[wraith stratus]

LeChair

[late seal]

Ain't no way Sainz got the penalty

[tranquil tapir]

They'll feel he was behind so shouldve yielded

[wraith stratus]

Penalty to Sainz

wtf are the FIA smoking

[dusky harbor]

look at these big beautiful balls from lechair

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-gif-22353415

[wraith stratus]

except it was all 4 wheels off the track

[woeful dawn]

I zoned out, penalty for Sainz?

[atomic egret]

Wombles getting lots of work

[sinful kiln]

hadjar P3?

[atomic egret]

RB mech picking a winner

[late seal]

Alonso lmao

[vale moon]

nando

[lofty hearth]

Alonso big mad

[wraith stratus]

Alonso

[dusky harbor]

hmm, should redbull, put max in the rb

[tranquil tapir]

Woo Mike crack on screen

[atomic egret]

Always giggle when he appears

[tranquil tapir]

You do question the parents

[woeful dawn]

Show me your Krack

[dusky harbor]

1000% got bullied in primary school

[vale moon]

george

[wraith stratus]

George

[tranquil tapir]

I want a last 10 lap battle

Stewards getting lazy waiting til end of race to investigate everything

[sinful kiln]

it was better with Michael Masi

[dusky harbor]

michael masi did nothing wrong

i was so excited for f1's return, but then i remembered, its just mclaren racing

[woeful dawn]

F1.5

[dusky harbor]

everyone else is like, a sunday stroll

[woeful dawn]

Stroll?

[dusky harbor]

stroll, do something funny please

[sinful kiln]

in points @lofty hearth

[dusky harbor]

or franco please

[late seal]

Lmao Sainz

[atomic egret]

You get

[wraith stratus]

Sainz has got a point

the penalty is stupid

if anything it should be Lawson with the pen

[lofty hearth]

Dear God J0han was right stroll is on course for points

[sinful kiln]

pretty cool i know

[wraith stratus]

where was sainz suppose to go? he can't just magically disappear

[woeful dawn]

Stewards too stoned to make a proper decision

[tranquil tapir]

He'll need to pit again

[sinful kiln]

no?

[tranquil tapir]

His tyres are like 10 laps older than everyone

[sinful kiln]

yes. does he need to pit? no. as a awesome driver as he is. he will make it without a second pit stop

[late seal]

What kind of talk Sainz?

[atomic egret]

Uh oh. Sainz going to find his cricket bat

[woeful dawn]

[wraith stratus]

Sainz about to go smash some stewards