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only practice session of the weekend 
God damnit Williams. Not Sainz again
Poor guy cant catch a break lmao
Critical Problem 
Stroll as well 
mercedes engine issues? 
Stroll 
Yeah, they seem to be running very low to the ground 
So strange to not see Horner at the track. Man never missed a single race
yeah its crazy, been at every race since red bull started..
stop the count! Yuki p2 
Hang on, thats not the line Ferrari. What happened to "We are checking" ?!
Ocon P2 
Bortoleto 

Mclaren looking quick 
Mostly Piastri so far 
MUSIC
Musac
Musik! 

in the front row we going to see piastri and max 
Horsie racing!
Max issues kek
Max 
And an unsafe release from Hulk
Hadjar P1, Bortoleto P2, Hulk P3. Stop the clock
Antonelli 
No further investigation on that blatant unsafe release
Wot
Kimi 
Piastri p1 
Mclaren
That was a nice shot
Lewis 
ahahaha


Brundle throwing corner name shade
Ham 
Antonelli starting P20 
Poor Albo
Ham is washed
team LH will be fuming on twitter 
They already started
that Bearman round might be checked with Ham being out there
Start of SQ2 delayed
sweeping the gravel?
they probably need to get all that gravel of that Antonelli got on the track
Most likely yeah Kao

Nommy crepes with strawby jam and whipped cream
Yeah, Twitter doesn't like searching these days
Hello

LeChair 
Norris out? 
Bort 
fuck it fuck it
Russell out 
damn it
norris made it 
Russell 
Pastry just made it lmfao
track evolution at its finest
Mercedes 
close
]
chck out clip in group
our guy stroll out in SQ2 
SQ3 will be delayed 
Bortoleto lmfao
Cant say fuck. MBS will find you and do rude things to you
Big fine
like you wanna do to me?

tick tock tick tock

Pastry

Nice Pastry
piastri and max in the front row as expected 
Good job Haas as well 
So happy for Carlos. P6 after having problems in the free practice
sprint and quali day yeah?
oohh yeah 8pm sprint race good, my kfc is on its way
f1 saturday
but Nico Cuntberg 🔇
Hottest 100 top 5 time
Gasly 
What now?
problem with the car, being removed from the grid
ffs Alpine
water leak problem apparently
annd hes out of the sprint
MUSSAK!

Watching the intro while listening to Nosebleed Section. Hell yeah
lets ago
Piastri keep his P1 after lap 1? 
im a doubter ngl
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

No bumpy bombies
Myega move by max 
Must not be immature about Poo on
gg see you all at quali 
but but but if it rains tomorrow he's fucked again 
we know it wont rain tomorrow 
they can switch setups after this
Gasly no starting ?
Cinematic 15fps from the drone
Suspected oil leak
yeah and test it under quali going to be bit hard. not so many laps to do it.
pooh on
Lando 
heck that
You'd think @cursive rose would be here when there's a corner called pooh on
gasly is back 
Ferrari my tyres count: 1
lewis spin soon? 
Norris in DRS range of Pastry
1 move max?
Go on Pastry

the mclaren seems much faster just the straights
piastri battery is mid level 
mclaren shouldnt be losing this 
the not having the iconic camera at eau rouge is annoying me
out of DRS
this is allowing max to remember he is max verstappen
for Norbert
if this is how main race goes, could be a banger
pit stop will fuck it
I forgot to sleep after sprint quali, so I'll probably sleep through my alarm for full quali
tetra say it might rain too.. so it could be interesting 
Max just out for a stroll
imagine if max didnt just fuck off and win by 20 seconds and controlled the races like this

bum bum bum max verstappennnn
sainz in a haas sandwich
Shoo Helmut
helmut is for sure at the pit wall on purpose now horndogs gone
shoot helmet i agree
Kao says night night I say good morn
its not even 9pm kao 
Bruh early nights sleep are goated
This is the time I woke up yesterday
oh 
the height difference between an f1 driver and a goalkeeper


Nice
SC in this lap
late MUSIK 
Quali musac 

Ope Bearboy, that was a close one
Alonso 

Stroll back in due to damage 
audi will fix this 
Actually fucking ridiculous that that happens
everyone coming back into the pits 
lawson with purple time 
Holy track evolution
Lando 
Both astons out. Thats an oof
i know. our guy stroll is out 
Aston making up the rear row 
they can only improve from this 
LOL Hamilton time deleted
HAHHAHAHHAHA
LOL

Sir washed 
oh god, twitter is going to be a war zone 


P16 
Seriously just fire him 
Hey so how's qualifying going
Bortoleto in Q2 
Should have stuck with Sainz 
Bort 
Obviously
Oh track limits sadge
oh no sir blessd 
The @ScuderiaFerrari car is awful and this level of performance is unacceptable but @LewisHamilton who I idolise btw needs to look at himself as he’s just not performing & hasn’t been good enough😬Has Lewis lost his magic & spark it’s concerning now #TeamLH #F1 #BelgianGP #SkyF1
It's starting
Thank god I'm not on twitter anymore
time to join X 
On the plus side if a deluge of rain hits tomorrow ferrari could put a wet setup on, I maybe using some copium right now
Bearboy needs some new pants after poo on 

kek, Ollie's lap record at that random Swedish karting track already got beaten
Lawson LMAO
someone take a key to bort's and Ham's cars, pretty sure you'll find red paint under Bortos green 
Just put Bort in that second rari
Was horner the problem all along then?
Bearboy is not happy 
That MCL is a fucken rocketship
at least you'd only need it till Turn 1.
Hadjar
lets go landooo
norris p1

Fucken impressive from Hadjar
Lando 
Albono
that merc car is dog in the middle sector
Albon P5 
Shut up Max
Also another Q3 for Borto
leygo lando
Great Job Bort 
looking at this top 10, then look back at the season start, you'd think the rest of the pack didnt run 
I love him already
f3 red flagged n didnt race
looking promising
rain? 
f2 race 
another lap?
3rd formation lap lmao

Well, Stanek almost fucked it

Its amazing that nobody has fucked it yet
Yup
it be wet in belgium
Dunne's tyres are completely cooked
told you
Oh, Crawford went skiing
dives on kris bb 
Black and white for Martins 
so strange when its too dry for wets but too wet for dry's
Tetra bb 
Would love to see a win for Miyata
And another black and white, Mini this time
Ope, Martins under investigation
5 sec pen
rain starting again
And another 5 sec for Martins lmao
Martins on his fuck it arc. 
Hes pulling an Ocon
more blk n whites
pit fuck ups 
spinner out of pits lol
Browning 
omfg
Eau Rouge and Radillion do be spicy in the rain
dunne is a bit good isn't he
Banging move by Dunne
That radio message lmao
Goethe black and white
Jesus Montoya
How has he kept that out the wall
Double spin
I mean the answer is they moved the barrier, but still
luck i think at that point
Another black and white
Goethe o7
Mekachrome strikes again
Fucking hell. That car is toast
lmfao, he cant get it in gear so he has to be stood there to stop it from rolling back
red flag
O yeah its on fire
Race done
Ya
Good race. Crazy that nobody fucked it into the barriers
PU changes for Kimi, Alonso and Lewis, so pitlane starts for them
Lewis Hamilton, Kimi Antonelli and Fernando Alonso, who qualified 16th, 18th and 19th, have all taken new engines that push them over their allocation, and therefore will start from the pit lane. This also allows them to change the set-up of their cars to suit the wet conditions
Carlos also starting from Pit lane due to set up changes
tell ya what, ive just got pizza and garlic bread delivered for 12aud
happy f1 night
Share it out son
pizza party f1 
Tis a tad moist
Where from? Mine was $30
dominos
How in the fuck
Huh. Mine too. But mine was two pizza two sides
mine was spicy pepper panir and garlic bread
But minimum order for delivery is $20
apparently hadnt used menulog in ages, they gave me a 15 bucks off code if spend over 25 bucks
Oh
Pog
You got ammy prime?
ammy prime?
Cause I got three years of door dash + for free
yeah same
Rain is here again 
how long is it supposed to rain like this?
Good to see another Aussie has become a gambling addict
Not addicted. I consider that a $15 gone

This isn't our the music
ruined 
it was correct for f1tv?
Sky must have made a mistake 
#BelgianGP full of people losing their shit about the music
Ugly ass trophy
what in the bdsm kink is that trophy
wtf is that trophy 
this is gonna be 21 all over again
"Hey, you won this really difficult wet race so take this bent circles that represent some forests and shit" 
waiting for franco to bin it on en rouge
Moist
Very Moist 
At least Ferrari was fastest in something (fastest pitstop) 
Bebe is watching guys

She timed her wake up from nap
Red flag
How about some nice safe wine?

I'll just go eat something lol
Start suspended 
urgh
Just open your eyes gosh
Weather radar saying it might get worse too
get the full wets on and race you pussies 
Just use windscreen wipers 
No balls
Btw f2 related
Alright what do we do now

Ummm lovely weather today
Kinda cloudy here
Spa weather lookin like uk weather
Ummm sunny spells here
Imma going for a big dump.
I though you were Runcorn for a moment, but then I remembered (because he keeps reminding us) this his are liquid
Hans Zimmer version used in the movie apparently
So no further action on Lindblad pitlane infringement?

Did I miss the start?
red flagged
I overslept
moist weather
there hasn't been a start 
Holy Max speaking some truth 
I went for the extended edition with a triple wipe. I’m proud of myself.
tmi
good choice
Man I should've kept sleeping

I am already in bed, gotta get up for 7 hour travel tomorrow so better get on with this 
Wait if it's raining does that mean will see darth Toto again?
Back to Wismore?
Wagga
Nice and rainy drive
f1tv has a man in the crowd getting ready to do the macarena
fuck me
My child is triggered
Just show her a repeat of the last time Dangy won
nearer 2 hours in all
lol
or 4pm in spa
or here
lol
40 mins then?
Bluey time
Oh well I'm going to have a biscoff ice-cream in the meantime
Or that Aussie
🚜
It is raining where I am. It is raining at Spa. Therefore, I conclude that it is raining from Sydney to Spa.
SHARE
But we let Brad Pitt drive one of our cars, we so coo!
Spa at its finest
when is the year we actually get tyres that are used in full wet conditions
Was the Sky intro music the version from the movie?
yes
Can someone ping me if it starts
Or when it starts
Or if anything interesting happens
Thanks bye

Oh. Lindblad got DSQ'd from the F2 race
thisrace aint gonna start
I hate this
HEEEY! It's been so long since I've seen Harry Potter
Just saw a Sauber (tractor) on track 
I love F1, but days like today make it an absolute farce and a joke cause we are afraid of a 'big accident happening'. We have full wet tyres. Just put them on and go racing
if you don't want to race cause its 'too dangerous' then just retire and let the braver drivers win ffs
Does everyone have gold fish memory for all the horrible crashes at Spa?
HORSIES!
its practically fucking dry now
Give them all a horsie and let's play the horse girl race game!
Maybe for the next round of rules changes (post-26) they should look at a removable cockpit canopy for wet races since the wheel covers didn't work
Or something for the diffuser that will stop the spray
Visibility is the issue. Full wets disperse more water, but they’re not helping with visibility . But I agree that they are too careful
Jesus. If someone told me Hadjar was related to Dangy somehow, I would not be surprised
@mint hollow 14 minutes
Rosberg talking about what he is.. a ball ache
Right time to get somem breakfast down me before the race
Can someone please ban Rosberg from all F1 grids again?
They shouldnt have lifted that ban
He wasn't TOO bad today
pathetic
if they dont put the race on and do another 21 ill....do absolutley nothing
meansstart on full wets too
They can't top up fuel in the pit lane, can they? Only in the garages?
Only in the garages
Yeah, so they won't be adding back any laps
That became a thing after Jos Verstappen went on fire
🟩
Be out running now
2 formation laps under SC but yes Fifi
Is two defrags
Stroll podium let's go
shoosh
I’m running homeeeee
Bernd race winner lets go
These inters are going to die fast 
BORING
We are stupid
Must be the water
Lando 
oh, FIA is more than that 
feck off Nando
Lando mum looks bored lol
shut the fuck up lando
get on with it you pussies
44 laps behind the SC?
Another one it looks like
Yes
even brundle is at the absolute edge of despair with this dispaly
Give us Masi back. He wouldnt have done this
Masi would have binned the race by now lol
“3 laps? Red flag, race not restarting”
Nah he would be fuck you. Get driving
No 2021 in spa qualifying is why Masi Shouldn't come back
theres no fucking spray now
Fuck sake rolling start my arse
Dogshit
What a fucking joke
what a joke
followed by yellow flag 30 seconds later

Give us a standing start ffs
Dickheads
Its so dry they might as well box for dry tyres lmao
And we are racing
Piastri leads
Classic Lando fuckup
Lando 
Well
Pastry 
Interesting thing to see when entering the room
I was about to say Pastry out of DRS and then I remembered
And off into the distance Pastry fucks
Oh. Lando might have an issue with the batteries
Lando 
Nandoes forgot to plug his phone in

Only now? Been doing that all year
George 
Inters are going to die soon
some areas seems getting pretty dry
Kimi lmao
lewis making some overtakes now 
Colopopo not Gasly
Yuki catching albino
Hamilton is getting on with it
Ham doing werk
Another pass for Lewis
Max should have charles in next 2 laps

Charles tyres are done
DRS enabled
Espn has a delay
4.8s for max 
So pretty quick then
bit unsafe release from Chair
Lando box hards
Ferrari 
Welp there goes my no delay broadcast
Don't think these hard tyres are gonna pay off for Norris
Ham is zooming 
Yep
Yeah and landos like a second a lap slower
Come on, rookies.. do the thing!
Red bull should've double stacked yuki so far behind where he was
Max about to get fined for swearing again
Max 
Max sounds pleased
Albon vs Hamilton 
Is Albon going to have a car issue again lol
Lando fastest 
On hard tyres as well
Borto always sound panicked on the radio 
Or maybe they are
stop talkin to yoself
'the medium is degrading fast' 
Sainz's mediums are degrading fast
Hubert's mum is there. Aww
Yup
apparently he just made a mistake and went off track at poo on
no tv replay though
Stroll check
18
Hey, it Tony Head.
Black and white for Sainz
got some more biscoff ice-cream
Nice
wonder if piastri can stop swap to softs then maybe take 3 seconds a lap faster
nomnomnom
would be a risk but has been done before
fresh softs vs late hards can be as much as 3 seconds
I think pastry got this
Where my spinny spins?!
Ye this is pastry’s to lose
Norris just cant be 100% consitant
Bro could be less than 5 seconds away from pastry if he was
ye then piastri may have to push and degrade faster
if he ends the race only 1.2 secodns behind piastry those mistakes would of been the win difference
Is this first race of season all 20 gonna finish
imagine piastri does a norris russia GP mistake 😄
LeClerc 
got a raider?
LeChair 

Oh no. He's here
The phantom shitter
norris lost how logn to mistake 1.2 and what ? abou .8 ? so about 2 seconds he would be closer
Come on, Max. Make me some money and over take the chair
This is gonna be close between Lando and Pastry
Lando needed another couple of laps
Or just to not have made two silly mistakes
now he would of been .8 behind lol
As long as no weight issues for teams
Weigh this
lando bottles again

Lando
Ggs boys
its over for norris
unless piastry makes a big mistake
No pastry got this won
what a thrilling race though right 
ruined by the FIA
I feel like piastri is clearly the better driver than Norris now
lec and ver jsut in there own little follow the leader
Norris just make too many mistakes still
Bearman overtook yuki 
Vers day 1.5 seconds away from lecs ass
Pastry

whoops, forgot to vote
At least Chuck on the podium 
LeTwerp 3rd
Oh no, Pastry gonna get a fine
Borto with Points 
Bort gets some more points 
Albono 6th 
Foul mouthed bugger lol
bearman close to most 11th spots record 😄
Lando 3.4 behind
little cunt couldn't hold off the aussie
So would’ve been neck and neck had he not been a 2Head
See you all next race
Oscar
Pirelli experiment didnt work again 
Lawson quietly with another good race
you didn't miss anything tbh

Hungary
FP1 - <t:1754047800:F>
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Nico Rosberg is an absolute menace 😭😭
asking Jos about Horner
Jos: "I have nothing to say"
Nico: "NOW you're quiet??!"
https://t.co/GBu7NgP7pb
hes such a menace haha

Curse you. Use the template
BluGiant not scrolling up and see previous messages.
like this time #1025426194616823868 message
Rain and thunderstorms forecast for Budapest on Sunday 
FIA might as well call off the race now in case a tiny bit of water makes a car loose grip 
or god forbid makes a race that is too interesting 
time to bring back the idea of wheel covers 
They didn't work
They need defuser covers to stop the spray
something to send it to the sides instead of out the back
Hot take: just use full wets and fuck visibility like the good old days 
30m a year deal for Fi's fave driver at merc
welp no max to merc then
At least another year of RB yeah

Because Darth Masi was willing to let them earn their pay
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you cant hate max when hes just talking about what he likes
i was hoping for horny ending up at ferrari
I’m happy with Fred
Good for short uncle Fred
How the fuck am I gen Z
Gen Z should be split into two because I am not the same generation as my little sister
R 2
next year will be the year 
Aston Martin say Fernando Alonso has been managing a muscular injury in his back since the Belgian GP. He will miss first practice, Felipe Drugovich driving his car instead. "A decision will then be made on Fernando’s participation in FP2 and the remainder of the weekend"
Nando! 
but Druglord 
Alonso 
yeah that's 
Musac
rip Aron
Did it rain in Hungary or is the track naturally that dark?
Been resurfaced when they built the new pit building iirc
ahh
The start finish straight certainly has been resurfaced. Not sure about the rest
MCL 

Ow shut up latte boi
Tom Kristensen 
Norris' openness used against him - Sainz - https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/cpqv90j2j3lo

anything happen yet?
Holy Pastry 
that mclaren 
Yuki not happy 
redbull out in Q2 
Red Bull getting beaten by bother Saubers atm 
And both Aston's
And a Haas
Yuki "What A Session" 
Not wrong
Dunne doing a Ricciardo 
F2 drivers are mental 😅
holy fuck the bookies odds on quali
its the mclarens at $2s or less, then max at 17 
Musac 

Looks like it might get a bit moist

O yeah those clouds look rather grim
redbull disaster class here 

Ocon lmfao
Alonso P1 
Rookie driver of the year
ocon becoming a handyman
Surely thats an unsafe release lmao
Haas
Bortoleto as well. P5
Bort 
Chair 
Lewis be slidin
Yuki 
Lawson eliminates Yuki 
Yuki 
That Max guy is rather slow 
rain incoming?
Rain reported at T6 
holy aston
Stroll fastest
the turn around
Max goes 6th
I just want to see Borto in Q3
Also I'm cooked, probably one of the most cold nights I've went through 
This again

Fucking battle of the pit lane
like the M25 on a Monday Morning 
I think it's gonna be a q2 exit for lewis
o7 Sir Blessed 
Sir Blessed 
Bort pog
Anto 
Borto in Q3 
Bort

Get sir washed out of that car 
Sir Blessed not happy 
so lando or oscar for pole 
Even when Im concerned Max might be washed for the weekend, I remember Lewis still exists 
could go either way Kiwi
Yes
Probs Oscar tbf
quiet shocked max got into q3 tbh 
rb finally starting to lose some pace
i mean, redbull knew their car was gonna be poo around here i think
@humble sequoia will come for you
honestly, get washed out and put bearman in at ferrari
if someone had told me 2 years ago
that we would be getting lewis vs rookie domination maps id have laughed at you
He knows I’m right
Bort 
Washed 
lmao, Max only has one new set of tyres
rip
Aston pog
Sorry what the fuck happened in the last week that AM are suddenly fast
Bruh
Newey must have been cooking
Alonso better stay second
LeChair 
Chair 
HOLY LECHAIR
Pastry has bottled it
Wtf did they put in Chair's drinks bottle
WTF happened here? 


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