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Classic Alpine
Absolute peak Alpine moment
How do you break down at the pit exit?
Flavio about to pop a head gasket
Just Colapopo alpine things 
Colapinto still stuck 
Fucking Alpine lmao
They just cant stop embarassing themselves
Sauber tractor had an upgrade that made it less shit by the looks of it
sainz P13 
And there it is, Pint of cola is out
Colapopo 
embarrasing pint of cola
sainz 
absolute cinema watching colapinto out 
Yuki 
What the fuck
Yuki last 
LOL
yuki 
Stroll P7 
that second redbull seat holy doooly
FFS Yuki
rip yuki at rb
Yuki got beaten by fucking Colapinto after he terrorised the entire grid 
Sainz 
Man this is cooked lmao
@humble sequoia , time to start cheering for our guy Stroll 
What in the fuck is going on

Yuki got out qualified by Colapopo 
By Bortoleto in P10 too lmao
Helmut about to violate many international treaties
petition for redbull racing to rename to verstappen.com racing
verstrapponracing.com
Franz Herman for the second seat 
Couldn't hear what Bearboy said because the fucking commentators keep yapping 
Maxipad Oracle Formula 1 Team 
hey as ive said theres only one man for that second redbull seat
stroll 
Franz ya
Franz Hermann
Why the fuck did Colapinto even continue out of pit lane? That car was clearly completely fucked lmao
Colapopo under investigation 
Wonder if yuki damaged floor badly on first run
Good
can only get ther hermann brothers in that redbull
For leaving the pit lane
Hes about to go 12 rounds with MBS
didnt know a winemaker could drive for redbull 
literally anyone could get p20 in the RB 
Stevie Wonder could get P20 in the RB
Exactly
at this point Marko should do it himself since he doesnt trust anyone in that 2nd car
Now that would be funny
just don't bring a second car to the races
Darth Helmut in an F1 car would be a sight to behold. At least the mandatory extraction test
You guys are going to love this
and everyones like ah hadjar looking good for that redbull seat
guys hes a rookie, who will get shit on by max 
Latifi has been the second best Redbull driver in 5 years
Hadjar has been massively impressive tbf
If I was Hadjar id say fuck no, leave me in VCARB 
second rb seat is a career killer tbf
Its ruining Yuki's career right now bro 
albon with purple times 
That car is designed the way max likes it, not many drivers drive like him, going to be hard to find someone who drives well in it
Yuki about to weaponise the Yakuza
Redbull have shown the world how to not design a car for multiple people to drive.
Watch it become the same with Aston when Newey cooks there 
Bort purple sector 
once they stopped listening to Newey last year checo fell off a cliff
stroll getting WDC 
Aye
Newey works with the rookie Alonso, makes it more undriveable to Stroll .. if thats even possible 
Bort P2 
At this stage I wouldnt be surprised Kiwi 
that would be funny 😄
Oscar is clearly the better driver
Granted Lando does have his moments where he stops fucking shit up
jesus fucking christ that wing for lando 
I really wonder if Dangy would be in that car right now if he never had that run in with Oscar and needed surgery on his wrist
Noice Ham
Dark clouds inbound 
Russell the weather presenter
Pls give us rain. All hail the spice and chaos
Russell giving out the tow 
There’s a big thunderstorm north of the track on radar, but it’s not going to hit the track
Kind of like near the Spain/france/Andorra border
that is one big old storm cloud
you could get a bit of lightning near to the track as can be miles infront or behind storm

thats a beast 🙂
leclerc sulking ham is in front lol
popping out to go above lol
Hadjar 
Come on, Crofty.. Lawson in the top10?
o7 Albono
Off goes the licker
Best quali for Bortoleto so far, P12 in that dogshit Sauber
MCL have to be doing something sketchy with that car
Surprised to see Albo so far down
There is no way
Albono 
LOL
an Alpine in q3. chaos time 
Shut up Rosberg
Hadjar gotta sandbad a little so he doesn't get demoted to RBR ngl 
hard to sandbag when your teammate is a washed up RBR driver, and the current RBR 2nd seat is 20th
them damn dirty haas's 
Fuck it, pull a Stroll and park on the gravel 
ope track temp just dropped 2C
Merc stocks rising
storm is getting a little closer to the track on radar
not sure if posted
nvm it went back up 1.5C
fan on camera
but apparently max has beef with ferrari cones
@thorn topaz you got a clip of colapinto incident? i'd fell asleep
https://x.com/wbuxtonofficial/status/1928825920892051581 Meanwhile in the States, Will Buxton is bragging about adult diapers
Rosberg taking over the commentary 
What the fuck is he smoking?
No one going, no one worried about weffer
rosberg paid per word on sky f1
rosbergs pissing off crofty ...now (back to the racing)
Max 0.5 down 
And now Lando is hooning
What the fuck did they do to that car lmao
Lando 
landooooooooooooooooooooo
havent you seen the front wing? 
that car is crazy
That car needs checking for sure
Calm the fuck down, Crofter
Yes
norris 
Kiwi I know lmao. Its fucking stupid
itll pass the standard checks but under load, holy fuck that thing moves 
Jorj about to make Toto cause an earthquake
Bortoleto saying that he is more confident in the tractor after the new upgrades and that he feels the team can even squeeze a Q3 at some point
russell enhancing whiny bitch boy levels up to level 10
we down 8C since start of Q3 nearly
it's getting chilly
still better than norris 
also mclaren is really trying to make lando be close to oscar with a tow 
Yes
oscar didn't know

mclaren not telling their second driver their plans with their golden boy. shocker 
can i have what you're smoking?
Window Licker noted 
lando big braining a pole grab, only to do his usual throw in lap 1 tomorrow.
Window licker noted for not getting weighed properly
stroll
Fucking idiot
Fucking idiot 
fuck me stroll
Cant drink anything before getting weighed

Does he even care anymore?
so they mean once you leave the car?
Leclerc gave up already
he'll just get dad to pay any fines
DSQ for stroll 
once ya out of the car, ya gotta be weighed, in case car is under weight
Charles has just given up
why? i guess i missed something 
sorry guys my brains not completely in gear i'm going doctor monday to see about this fatigue
so no chair or osama this run
He didn’t get weighed after he left the car
Johan he got noted for not following weighing procedures
He took a drink before the weight
didnt go on scales before having a piss
so before this lap
Naughty naughty
jesus
Pastry Holy 
oh cock Pastry is flying
Woo Pastry
rapid

What the fuck did they put in his drinks bottle
Piastri 
shocker, oscar is faster than lando
He does it again 
2 tenths

Wot
PIASTRI 
atleast it's not a rb gap lol
Almost had another Russell P3 moment
lol Max and Russell same time
Max P3 because he was first
Max and Lewis second row 
McLaren front row lock out

That MCL car is fucked
So, Max P2 at turn 1
Surely they are doing something dodgy
Ham/Ver same row. Turn 1 bowling time 
ver/rus second row btw 
russell with a late lap 
Team LH intensifies
do I hear Brundle?
is he doing interviews?
Alex Brundle if anyone. Martin isnt at the track
maybe alex
Soomeone had a hot mic
pretty sure you'll see development stop for some
i hope Alex is, he's doing good 
Alex is at the track yeah
He is pretty much the main pundit for F1TV
Hes a good egg, and a fucking good driver as well
Alex 
alex>martin
Nah, it was just taking them a while to tell him to start
Martin is very good at talking shit, and waffling on about everything and nothing, but Alex is 100% the better presenter
fair enough
Better race car driver as well
It is uncanny how similar Alex and Martin sound though
MCL dominance could bore the fans 

Oh shut up Lando, time to swallow your pride and admit that Oscar has gotten you beaten 
2026 WEC Champion 
time to close before Turdberg bleeds my ears
I'm in the wrong discord
Kao
How much are they paying rosberg for this inane yapping
Bro spewing meta in here 

Meta in F1 chat? 
I doubt anyone else is a Regulationer
what sport is even on now? no epl, nothing 
Welcome to summer
Nothing Kiwi

Champions League final tonight
Champs league final is in 4 hours
5am my time can get royally fucked
if PSG win it the year Mbappe leaves LMAO
#1025426277194268814 smh
IMSA is on tonight as well

so no racing? poo
IMSA is racing
Well, IMSA is on, so you can watch a lot of turning left
what are you, a moderator or something?

IMSA is American WEC
Sometimes Kiwi
i thought that was for american football 
Cya in 12 hours Kiwi 
Ngl I'm struggling to find another entertaining motorsport to watch other than F1. For me its pretty much only F1 and drifting
this guy, mod aboose
@dusky harbor There's golf or a triathlon or some T20 cricket or parkour
WEC is always good chaos
Endurance racing is loads of fun if you have time to watch
Listen you asked for that Kiwi
WEC/IMSA
This is the issue, I don't have the time
did i though? 
Yes
Usually I just watch the highlights after its over
Also it’s the Nurburgring & Spa 24 hours next month & LeMans 
With drifting its more convenient because most events limit the run time to like 4 hours max a day
No further action on Colapopo
The main european series "Driftmasters" is the best one because Red Bull makes the broadcast, the quality is 10/10 and there is almost zero ads
also i really shouldnt be up for watching the race tomorrow, i have a 7 hour drive north on monday
but, fuck it 
oof
7 hours 
7 hours.. Would that put you around Ballina or Tweed Heads?
Lismore
Yeah finally finishing of a freezer room in the hospital up there that almost collapsed at the start of the year 
I remember those pictures lol
Yeah got pulled down last week 
Not surprising at all. That shit was completely fucked
I didn't hear about that
Only took em like 5 months to approve all the funding for it
Fucking government sectors

They're moving my old High School about 3KMs to higher ground
Basically the freezer panel was so waterlogged and frozen, that it popped the roof off, that had roughly 4 tonnes of ice throughout the panel
I had to wait 3 weeks on an asbestos removal task despite it being marked on the highest priority list at work recently 
So it do be like that
Yeah, like this room could of collapsed whenever, and they just took their sweet sweet time
You are watching the 2025 IMSA Chevrolet Detroit Sports Car Classic from the streets of Detroit, Michigan.
=====
IMSA is North America's premiere sports car racing series. Your favorite cars, the latest technology, and unmatched fan access at iconic racetracks. If you like sports cars, you'll love IMSA. #RacingforEveryone
The International ...

Go Roxy
"hasnt made it available in your country." cunts
Geoblocked regions for the international broadcast are as follows:
United States (Peacock, qualifying is free on IMSA.tv)
Netherlands (Ziggo Sport)
Denmark, Norway, Finland, Sweden, Iceland (Viaplay)
So blame which ever one of those has the rights
BREAKING: Lance Stroll will not race in the Spanish Grand Prix on medical advice due to pain in his hand #F1 #SpanishGP
Can Aston Martin even get someone else to drive then? Or is it the person that qualified must drive?
no
No replacement can take his seat this weekend as they haven’t taken part in qualifying #F1 #SpanishGP
Changes the race completely
Our winner stroll out of the running
Less chance of a safety car
Yay yuki not 20th
3 grand for a hotel for the British GP is fucking criminal holy shit
British GP for you they are trying to bring regulations in to stop it though
its the same for every major event though, something big happening nearby, hotels and flights sky rocket in price due to demand
yeah silverstone is always nearly a sell out on F1 weekend
you need to get tickets early if you want to go for a decent price
left it a bit late, I kinda wanna go but its £500 nearly
Everything price wise regarding the British GP is wild. Its so fucking stupid, and sad
It is crazy indeed
Biggest meme is that hotel suite where you arent allowed to stay overnight. Yet costs an absolute fortune
there's a Hilton hotel on the start/finish straight, they sell Hotel Suites that you can stay whilst watching the race
ah
Yeah and you cant stay there overnight
Despite there being beds
Its quite something
yeah because its probably blocked booked out by F1 over the weekend
thats not just on f1 weekends
Team statement:
Over the course of the past six weeks Lance has been experiencing pain in his hand and wrist, which his medical consultant believes is in relation to the procedure he underwent in 2023.
As a result his medical team have confirmed that he will not race tomorrow
£295 a night for balcony track facing in oct lol
Are we potentially going to see Aston Martin with two drivers in our life times???
Temptation for to buy tickets for one of the races for Sam’s 30th is real
But also do I like him that much 
Get tickets for Monaco /s
Hungary is always a good shout for a good race to go to, some of the cheapest ticket's of the season
Spa is pretty alright as well
Dutch GP as well, get a cheap hotel in Amsterdam and then get the train to the track each day
Rip Dutch GP
This is also why I booked ELMS accommodation months ago for demanded spikes near the time
His fave tracks too
maybe this is the way how they switch out the window licker
My mate often does spa
i would love to go to the spa race one year
Spa also works great with "just" general access
10s stop and go pen 
Fornaroli got cucked there
I don't believe it. There was something on the window when he licked it
RPM must have poisoned the window in question
I mean, he's in Spain. I'm sure there's plenty of lead windows around
i started to dislike RPM just the same thing all over again and again and again.
What is Durksen doing lol
5s pen 
Ya, leaving the track and gaining an advantage. Never handed the position back despite getting told to hand it back
lmao, hes gonna get another penalty

Hes pulling an Ocon

o7 Villagomez

ruh roh
Crawford almost yeeting Durksen 
back to green
Yeah, thankfully Villagomez could just put the car in neutral and roll back behind the fencing
SC This 
Good shit from Lindblad today
Everytime they say his name, all I can think of is Off Topic podcast and how they always yelled at him
Pit lane start for Tsunoda for changing specification of rear wing and set-up. Had been P20 on the grid #F1 #SpanishGP
Horner must have made some kind of deal with a trickster god and now that second car is cursed
Bad karma surely
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/1l0krft/pierre_waché_admits_that_yuki_tsunodas_setup_was/ ```Red Bull technical director Pierre Waché admitted the team made a strategic miscalculation in Yuki Tsunoda's set-up during Saturday's Spanish Grand Prix qualifying session, with an experimental approach not paying off and Tsunoda having to settle for last place, 20th.
"To be honest, we tried something very different," Waché said during the post-qualifying media round, "trying a bigger rear wing to see if that would give us a performance in qualifying. It was a mistake on our part."``` <insert "Always Has Been" meme about redbull fucking up the 2nd driver setup>
And a smaller rear wing will make DRS passes easier (for Yuki hopefully)
The FIA accepted that Stroll didn't follow the right procedures with his post-qualifying weight check due to his injury. However Aston Martin has been given a warning in essence for not keeping the FIA properly informed.
kek
FIA trigger me

The whole England football squad is at the race 

i dont know any players other than Rashford. is he there?
If he’s in the squad for the next couple of games then yes presume so
England are playing Andorra in a few days, so that’s why they are there
do i stay up another hour and watch the start of the race 
Yeah first few laps then 
Cause overtaking here is difficult
seems to be the go
What do you listen to on a trip like that?
Max crashes with Pastry and Lando in the first corner. Sir blessed wins and TeamLH will orgasm 
Someone ping me at start as I’m busy building blocks with Bebe
usually watch movies, recently been watching south park
You watch movies while you drive? That no safe
No Both Norris and Piastri are better drivers than Rosberg and won't drive their teammate into the grass
Rosbergs Botox is melting in the heat
True
Yet lol , it takes one trigger lol

Dunno what you like, but the Bobiverse audiobooks are great
Don't care who you are if you won't speak to the media on the grid fuck off
hmm i need to shit and shower before f1
15 minutes to no more rosberg
got 15 mins sheeeit

SO GOOD SO GOOD!
Unlike the sky commentary team
Sweeet caroline BUH BUH
Chris Medland is soooooo polite and nice. I like his style
@mint hollow start in 5 mins

@mint hollow starting

Thanks boos
Afternoon chat 
MUSICOOL
Hope things are well Fifi bb
Moosic
starting
Is Aria as invested in F1 as per usual?
urgh
@wraith stratus starting 
@dusky harbor Wake the fuck up cunt. Race is starting
@mint hollow

@dusky harbor 
@dusky harbor I can summon him
Fully invested lol
@dusky harbor nose beers here
Also Sam dressed her not me
Oh word?
Ayo?!
Currently washing my balls
Solid no from me
COCKA
A yes from Christian
Wtf Fifi
Sauce wants that sauce 👀

Using your phone in the shower gives me anxiety though
No me and Christian have been tourtured before
Who discords in the shower?
I’ve seen you fondle a penis goblet sir

Modern stuff is usually waterproof
Learn waterproofing bra
Listen the goblet of dicks is a piece of art
Still lol
Where are my pretzels?
Oreos balls might be too
Euhh rosberg
My cock and balls are that good there's a statue of me with em out
everyone on soft except yuki on medium 

okay im back just in time
max P2 end of lap1. piastri still got his p1 
max p4 i reckon


mad delay but we holdin
Your early mate
Thank God, no Ted in the pit lane
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
give us a delay bruv
Average lando start

Russell fumbled
Lando
very ulucky with slipstreams
lando 
Nandos being Nandos
russell 
Hulk overtake 
go nando
when the front fight is so good, we're watching p10 
Ferrari
(until they fuck up)
Hulk in the points
Watching two tractors battle it out 
Sauber upgrade hit right this weekend
Noice
Fendt and John Deere fighting it out is peak F1
Damn it, borked dash board
don't think mclaren pushing yet bringing the new tyres in
Osama Bin Russell very mad
Focus George
Rosberg is giving me nose bleeds
Osama already losing it
French battle for 8th on right now
And off into the distance Oscar goes
lando closing in on strappy too
They are rolling out the guillotines into the pit lane as we speak Vanguard
god forbid were verstappen to be injured where would rb be realisically
Last 
Albono front wing 
Naughty hulk
I'm just watching from yuki on board so relying on you guys to explain what going on
Ope
Albo with the Albo luck
One could even say "dirty" 
Ferrari 
Oh boy lando's gonna try and pass max
Ferrari civil war inbound 
Yuki box
Yuki decided med tyres are shite
Soft tyres
Rosberg calling for Lewis to move aside 
Mediums are useless
Lewis praying to de snapify car lol

Ferrari swap positions
team orders from ferrari 

Sainz slow stop
TeamLH prolly are fuming again 
Jesus what are Williams doing
oh ffs
sainz 10.8s 
front wing change
Front wing swap
Yuki so much faster on the softs
At least the Spain fans can see Sainz for longer standing still for so long
It's a miracle
Well that was easy
Mclaren are gonna fuck oscar on pit
when max doesn't defen
defend
Max just not even bothering 
lando out of drs already
Man wants to get back to sim racing 
Oh hey, i was on the fence about pinging you lol
And race is over


them wing changes fucked mclaren so hard
bed time
Nap time
Max box
Alonso 
Top two won’t change
Alonso ffs
Not again...

Lawson has passed someone
Colapinto for Williams? Wot Crofty
Alonso probably passing Bortoleto next, Sauber told him to manage the tires
At this point, I might just switch over to FFXIV
Ham box
Ham in
Surely Ferrari wont cock up their strategy 
Max zooming
Ham complaining 
Ferrari meeting pre race
Ham sounded defeated lmao
lmao Hamilton sounded completly dead inside there
Shut up Pewis!
Team LH in shambles again
Sauber fucked the strategy, told Borto to hold for a one stop but with the heat his soft tires are cooked
I suddenly want a cup of tea
It’s like F1 is a side to their business with no knowledge lol
Team cohesion - zero lol
Still anything can happen position 3-19

Lando box
And Oscar box
2.2 Piastri box
Box this 
2.2 Not a bad stop at all
On old tyres and Oscar is already catching
oscar is gonna fly by him in about 5 laps 
I'm pissed, first time Borto had a chance to get in points and Sauber pulled a Ferrari 
Lawson vs Yuki kek
Probably saving his tyres
timings 
Oops
there we go
Rip another front wing for Albon lmao
Albono 
What just flew off Albo?
Albono contact again
ffs
Front wing endplate
Maureen just plugged in her Henry the hoover and fucked the times up
Also Borto passed Colapinto 
How does he have such horrible luck?
oh albono 
albons fault there
Albon
oh dear 
williams budget 
Albon 
albon out
Albono retires 
Williams gave up lmao
Albon today
Well
He’s just served it now
LOL
Sent him back out for one more lap
oh noice
inb4 car goes boom
Max 
also, here comes oscar
Pull a Sainz and yeet 3 pistons
Oscar 6 tenths up on maxipad
Stay in the car
There it is,
Albono
Max box
Maxipad box
Lol
Albono is a good egg
He has the worst luck
That is true
I miss stroll
shoosh
nobody says ever
Lewis going My Tyres count: 1
Lawson 
Lawson is a fucking liability
Lewis gets more and more deflated per race
Holy dive bomb 
is lawson trying his besst danny ric impression and trying to send it down the inside?
Lawson is a track bully
Switch him to the demo derby team
Lawson should learn from Hadjar
Ferrari my tyres: 1, get it right Christian!
wtf was Lawson trying 
Kvyat welcome back
the torpedo reincarnate
Lawzepin
strappy
today
74 now 
What the fuck is RB on about? 
Car is so scuffed RBR is even joking about it now
They are all cooked
It probably was
how often max complains about the upshifts it has to be
Max complains every race about various crap with the car
Holy yapp from RB
I'm gonna grab some lunch surely nothing will happen whilst doing that
Tractor is working now
Its like they hired Manda as a race engineer
Wonder if Max will lap Yuki
Skyui broke
More likely
"Franco boxes for Williams"
I'm thinking at least 5 times already this race
Tsunoda struggling to get close to a Sauber 
Pastry about to lap Yuki
Dude Yuki should have never said yes to that cursed 2nd RB seat
And lapped
Fight between Alonso and Borto soon btw, Borto is getting some time on him
BOTTLE!
Ah yes, this another good one (Well terrible effort, but still funny)
Almost...
Alonso going for used softs 
Old man probably forgot what he had left. Hes old and confused
Hulk in Points 
Yuki pit
Both Saubers in points is crazy
Gamba money ftw 
Is it Audi next year or year after?
Next year
Next year
Next
Same drivers too, both Hulk and Borto signed for 2 years
4.9
Slow 
Ferrari
ferrari 
Ferrari ffs
I really hope they get a little better next year 🇨🇭
Bortoletto team orders kek
Swap position with hulk kek
And there was the 3rd stop for Maxipad
He has almost 30 laps on those tires, no point in holding Hulk
Red Bull 
They should pit him again soon
Well fucking done RB kek
Red Bull pulling a Ferrari 
Jos about to decapitate a wife
Solid stop for MCL
2.3 is good stuff
LMAO RB cucked Max
But what does Helmut think
in comes Pastry
Jesus christ 
Clean stop
Prepping a slur probably
2.4 stop for Hadjar is pretty fucking good as well
Although in a bit of traffic
Free pit for Oscar, ez m8
Nice Pastry
Sauber dont fuck it up 
They gotta give Borto new tires
Merc having a moment with Kimi kek
Max 
Max saying his car is broken
It’s bwoken
🆗
Stewards are sure taking their time with the Lawson pen
“Understood Max”
FUCK
"sounds like a you problem honestly"
Bort 
Sauber just cucking Borto today
Borto 
Lando fucked by traffic kek
God damit sauber 
Lawson 
Holy shitshow
Jesus
What the fuck is that
Fucking Lawson
Lawson you dumb cunt
Idiots
Actually fucked Lando there
jesus max has gained from that cluster fuck
Max 
Blue flags
mental
i just want oscar to win
That was good
thats all i want
Lol
Max
go on nando
Alonso my goat
That’s a good moan from max
Quick someone fine him
Of course he has a cracked mirror
LOL Max malding
max giving oli a sending 

At least Nandos caught back up after he got cucked
investigation
norris got issues? 
Nando with deployment issue?
Bro I'm still pissed. Borto got fucked
Thats a Sauber thing
Why have they gotten rid of the timing tower ! for investigations?
Kimi nooo
Anto 
Lad has a boss called Binotto
Rip
SC
o7
safety car
Daaaamn
Toto about to pop a head gasket
Pastry boxing 
Mc double stack
Classic Antonella
Well this is gonna throw a bunch of spice into everything
Lol
Good double stack from McLaren 
And Lando wins the Spanish GP
Osama bin antonelli
New tires 
max hards?
Sexy
Whites ?

Hards? At this lap?












