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[lofty hearth]

Alpine swap positions

[dusky harbor]

this rookie franz hermann doing thing

[wraith stratus]

Anto

[vale moon]

anotnelli out

[lofty hearth]

Anto noo

[vale moon]

sc?

[humble sequoia]

lol

[wraith stratus]

Another VSC incoming

[thorn topaz]

o7 kimi

[humble sequoia]

oop

[dusky harbor]

ooohhh kimi outt

[atomic egret]

Full SC

[vale moon]

full sc would make it interesting

[wraith stratus]

Full SC

[lofty hearth]

Safety car

[dusky harbor]

full saftey car

[humble sequoia]

[vale moon]

niiiiiiiiiiiiice

[humble sequoia]

[dawn siren]

OOP

[sinful kiln]

SC

[dawn siren]

Mclarens unlocked

[thorn topaz]

Well this could get spicy

[lofty hearth]

Thank god

[tranquil tapir]

woo bring everyone close up

[sinful kiln]

super max pits

[atomic egret]

Another free pit

[sinful kiln]

2.1 nice

[dawn siren]

will the McLarens put the meds on hmm

[atomic egret]

what did I just see?

[thorn topaz]

Fucking hell McL

[sinful kiln]

norris 4.4s pit

[humble sequoia]

piss poor pit norris

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

Bearboy between Max and Pastry

[dawn siren]

they'll let him through

[dusky harbor]

yeah thing is do mclaren let their golden boy past oscar

[atomic egret]

Why's they not pit Pastry?

[candid pebble]

probably doesnt have better tyres left

[dusky harbor]

norris overtaking under SC?

[dusky harbor]

thing is oscar is faster

[vale moon]

what you think guys tell oscar move aside?

[lofty hearth]

Sounds like albono braked to let lando through

[humble sequoia]

[dusky harbor]

oscar isnt here to be a webber 2.0

[humble sequoia]

[wraith stratus]

LeChair

[humble sequoia]

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

Chair suffering

[humble sequoia]

LeWhinge

[atomic egret]

But can Pastry's shoes make it to the end?

[wraith stratus]

Lando

Shut the fuck up

[thorn topaz]

Lando shut the fuck up

[dusky harbor]

what is it with max and imola with sim racing

[atomic egret]

Fuck off Nandos

[humble sequoia]

Lando STFU

[dusky harbor]

fuck hes an unsufferable cunt

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/lando-norris-green-flag-gif-4344429165598800058

[thorn topaz]

I mean sure Lando has much fresher tyres, but still. Silly twat

[mint hollow]

What he say

[lofty hearth]

If they want the win they'll let him go but... both drivers are fighting for the championship

[mint hollow]

Couldn’t hear

With a child screaming in my ear

[thorn topaz]

Let me by, but not to say let me by

[wraith stratus]

Trying to ask McLaren to let him past Pastry

[atomic egret]

TRack almost clear

[dusky harbor]

its just the same thing ffion

[candid pebble]

Land

[dusky harbor]

another child screaming

[dawn siren]

Are they going to let bearboy through?

[candid pebble]

"hey im not saying let me through but if we wanna win, let me through"

[thorn topaz]

https://i.imgur.com/bIpwls2.png

Clearly

[mint hollow]

Well alls fair

[dusky harbor]

surely they have to let lapped cars through??

[tranquil tapir]

why didnt they pit pastry

[dawn siren]

prob no new hards

[thorn topaz]

Wtf are you suggesting Kiwi? Consistency? Not in MBS' world

How dare you suggest logic

[wraith stratus]

Not unless it’s Masi

[dusky harbor]

truuuu

[mint hollow]

That’s my man

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/windowlicker-gif-9231948

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/go-leave-me-alone-golden-girls-you-have-to-go-now-rose-gif-22287138

[dusky harbor]

lapped cars through

hereee we go boyos

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-rude-matty-matheson-larb-is-goooood-its-disrespectful-impolite-gif-26328309

[thorn topaz]

Only Ollie though

[mint hollow]

I wish I drove the safety car

What a life

[thorn topaz]

Bernd has a really fucking nice gig indeed

[lofty hearth]

So how quickly is Charles going to fall backwards

[candid pebble]

how long has he been doing this for

[atomic egret]

Hurry up, Bearboy

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/bedge-pepe-sleep-gif-24023312

[candid pebble]

like i cant remember when it wasnt Bernd

[dusky harbor]

fat paycheck, travel the world, drive a good aston martin and a merc

oh lovely

[thorn topaz]

25 years Chrissy

Well, since 2000

So 25th year

[candid pebble]

goddamn

[lofty hearth]

Another lap behind safety car

[thorn topaz]

Hes 53 years old btw

[humble sequoia]

[atomic egret]

Can you imagine if Bearboy fucked it now while unlapping?

[mint hollow]

My dream would be alonso does it when he retires from F1

[dusky harbor]

SC in this lap

[mint hollow]

So I can always see his beautiful face

[thorn topaz]

I wanna see Seb back in some position in FIA more than anything

Well apart from MBS getting fucked off out of there

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/alonso-fernando-alonso-sigma-fernando-alonso-sigma-aston-martin-gif-27560476

[thorn topaz]

Fuck Mohammed Ben Sulayem

[candid pebble]

Fi with the Alonso shrine at home

[thorn topaz]

And all he stands for

[wraith stratus]

[mint hollow]

I pray to it daily

[atomic egret]

track clear

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-eating-interested-interesting-eat-gif-3051385934890756296

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Chaos inbound

[dusky harbor]

i love chaos

[candid pebble]

Angela Lansbury, what a legend

[lofty hearth]

Charles gets a good restart

[thorn topaz]

Go on Albono

[dusky harbor]

come on albono

[humble sequoia]

Come on ham

lets kick russell off

lol

whinging twat russell

[dawn siren]

and max is gone

[wraith stratus]

Lando & Albono SC infringement noted

[dusky harbor]

quote RPM "and max fucks off into the distance, like he was going to anyway"

[tranquil tapir]

yuki in top 10

[vale moon]

mcl can't wait too long lando needs to say if he doesn't get him he'll give it back

[sinful kiln]

Yuki

[humble sequoia]

Infringe this

[atomic egret]

They should just change the NFI to No Fucking Idea already

[humble sequoia]

[atomic egret]

Let's go, Pastry!

[humble sequoia]

Come on ham, lets overtake whingy twat

[tranquil tapir]

mcl gotta let lando pass

[lofty hearth]

Hamilton gets passed russell

[dusky harbor]

if lando cant get pass on his own merit, with fresher tyres

whats he doing here

[mint hollow]

Stroll making me proud in 15th

[humble sequoia]

They gave him an option of licking visor instead of windows

[atomic egret]

4 seconds between Max and Pastry

[wraith stratus]

Lando

[lofty hearth]

Well that was close

[vale moon]

lando nails oscar

[sinful kiln]

norris crash

[dusky harbor]

fucking finally lando you useless cunt

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-it-hard-gif-21496263

[humble sequoia]

crash please

lol

DAmn

[wraith stratus]

Well done to Mcl for letting them race fairly

[vale moon]

already pulled a second

[mint hollow]

I support mclarens

To the end

[vale moon]

mcl strategycock up again

[dawn siren]

Race was lost for Oscar when he didn't close the door on max turn 1

[dusky harbor]

fucking max was paying 4 bucks to win this race too

fuck sakes

[lofty hearth]

Come on Albono

[thorn topaz]

Go on Albono

[humble sequoia]

Albon get off the track lol

[atomic egret]

yoiu shosh

[vale moon]

oop

[humble sequoia]

Hams waiting for the two in front to fight lol

[lofty hearth]

Through goes Hamilton

[wraith stratus]

Albono

[atomic egret]

fuck

[sinful kiln]

[humble sequoia]

NOICE

[thorn topaz]

Fuck sake

[humble sequoia]

VERY NOICE

TASTY

[thorn topaz]

He had to concede that place to Pewis

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-click-gif-8843762

[mint hollow]

Spicy

[vale moon]

albon was wassed

[humble sequoia]

Yes it was fair

Muppet

lol

[vale moon]

not so sure bud

[dusky harbor]

noted oh boy

[sinful kiln]

lewis wont get a pen.. british drivers...

[humble sequoia]

[thorn topaz]

Lets see what race control says

[mint hollow]

Ari is shouting at the tv

[lofty hearth]

Quite the recovery for Ferrari today compared to qualifying

[humble sequoia]

Ham to 4th, maybe leclerk give place back

[thorn topaz]

inb4 post race pen

[atomic egret]

My bed is singing a siren's song

[warped cave]

Interesting that Ham isnt giving Lec DRS

[humble sequoia]

Come on Ham, lets get pastry

[tranquil tapir]

hes eyeing up pastry

[dusky harbor]

hes not getting oscar

[mint hollow]

Albon is doing super sexy driving recently

[tranquil tapir]

if were a few more laps mayb but not enough

[thorn topaz]

Come on Albon

[humble sequoia]

1.7 sec to pastry

shame need another couple of tracks yup

[wraith stratus]

Chair let Albono through

[thorn topaz]

Hell yes Albon

[woeful dawn]

I just got home from work wtf happened to AM KEKW

[vale moon]

thats fine but its fucked him outta two positions

[wraith stratus]

Lechair

[atomic egret]

Was that a voice crack?

[thorn topaz]

Dude someone needs to diagnose LeChair with PTSD

[humble sequoia]

Not really, its racing, ham didnt do anything wrong

[lofty hearth]

Now that's some actual complaining

[thorn topaz]

Yes it was Kao. Man is crumbling

[humble sequoia]

Leclerc did tho

lol

[thorn topaz]

Hes losing it

[wraith stratus]

Max wins

[dusky harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/supermax-verstappen-f1-nederland-zandvoort-gif-21797624

[sinful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/supermax-verstappen-f1-nederland-zandvoort-gif-21797624

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/bayc-bored-ape-yacht-club-bored-ape-yacht-bored-apes-bored-ape-gif-23674306

[west jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-max-verstappen-supermax-f1-gif-15071038

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/supermax-verstappen-f1-nederland-zandvoort-gif-21797624

[warped cave]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-max-super-max-verstappen-gif-8221274480687746177

[vale moon]

calm down no one is saying ham did anything wrong just that it wasn't fair on alon

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/formula1-redbull-f1-gif-22880109

[wraith stratus]

What a race

[thorn topaz]

Yuki in the points with a pit lane start is not bad at all

Fuck yes Albon though

[vale moon]

not too bad

[humble sequoia]

Stroll obvious best driver today

[thorn topaz]

Solid drive

[tranquil tapir]

thats my man

[mint hollow]

Proud of Albon

[sinful kiln]

both williams in points

[dusky harbor]

good recovery from ferrari

[humble sequoia]

Window licker driver of day

[dusky harbor]

AM though

[humble sequoia]

[dawn siren]

Time for another track with 1 overtaking point next week wooo

[humble sequoia]

oh god, horners voice

[dusky harbor]

where are we next week?

[vale moon]

aight guys see you in 2 weeks for monaco

[dawn siren]

Monaco

[tranquil tapir]

the worst gp

[vale moon]

one week sorry

[wraith stratus]

Monaco baby

[thorn topaz]

Next week Tetra

Not 2 weeks

[vale moon]

^^^^

[wraith stratus]

Yeah next week

[dusky harbor]

oh dear god

[candid pebble]

Monaco

[dusky harbor]

the saturday race

[wraith stratus]

Then Spain the week after

[humble sequoia]

Norris yapping

[mint hollow]

Someone do the usual pin information as I never remember without them

Thanks

Bye

[dusky harbor]

tbf monaco quali is going to be sexual and tight

[thorn topaz]

Will do when people post it

[atomic egret]

I'll get to mit

[dusky harbor]

considering how tight quali has been this year

[candid pebble]

lets just cut Monaco out

[thorn topaz]

Monaco quali is great fun. Race is fucking boring

[vale moon]

yeah could be really good

[wraith stratus]

Yeah Monaco is all about Saturday

[mint hollow]

Let’s hope for rain

[tranquil tapir]

be interesting how they do the 2 stops

[mint hollow]

In Monaco

[wraith stratus]

Oh yeah we got the two stop rule as well

Might be interesting then

[dusky harbor]

is that this year or next year?

[tranquil tapir]

this yr

[wraith stratus]

This year

[thorn topaz]

Quick Max, get this shit done. You have iRacing to do you lazy prick

[dusky harbor]

o shit

max is like "hobby is done, my job is calling me"

[dawn siren]

Shouldn't Max be dadding after this?

[thorn topaz]

Nah he has Kvyiat to do that

[dawn siren]

I mean he has his actual child not his adopted one.

[thorn topaz]

Lissen he stole his kid

[wraith stratus]

Nah probably the Spa 6 hours on Iracing

[thorn topaz]

They are already booting up his sim rig

Hes done with his sunday cruise, let the iRacing begin

[dusky harbor]

also

looks like horny horner keeps his job for another week

also for kvyat, coming to an f1 race, then seeing the guy who stole ya girl win it

[thorn topaz]

Not a bad effort from Oscar at all tbf

LOL yeah that must be rough Kiwi

[wraith stratus]

Yeah was a good drive

[normal hill]

Isn’t the Indy 500 next week as well?

[thorn topaz]

Stole his girl and his kid none the less

[dusky harbor]

well

interesting

[wraith stratus]

After the Monaco race

[thorn topaz]

Stfu was Max DOTD. Albon deserved that one 100%

[dusky harbor]

albono robbed

protest at fia hq

[wraith stratus]

DC

Calm down

[thorn topaz]

DC ffs

Horny cunt

[dusky harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-dog-i-beg-to-sniffer-gif-16273387856961137008

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

pwah getting me excited for next weekend

[sinful kiln]

you going to monaco?

[dusky harbor]

nah baby shower

may as well get on it

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/telmo-coca-harina-raquetaso-esnifar-gif-25660568

[atomic egret]

Monaco:
P1: <t:1747999800:f>, <t:1747999800:R>
**P2: **<t:1748012400:f>, <t:1748012400:R>
P3: <t:1748082600:f>, <t:1748082600:R>
Quali: <t:1748095200:f>, <t:1748095200:R>
**Race: **<t:1748178000:f>, <t:1748178000:R>

[dusky harbor]

https://x.com/f1trollofficial/status/1924105790857556135

F1 TROLL (@f1trollofficial) on X

X · May 18, 2025, 2:12 PM

[atomic egret]

I mean.. I get it's bants and all, but the treating her like a possession feels a bit ick

[mint hollow]

Legendddddd

[high cedar]

Stroll still too 10 https://x.com/F1/status/1924144952919126313?t=uZxH-A3TI32eK3_FREtnag&s=19

Formula 1 (@F1) on X

DRIVER STANDINGS AFTER 7/24 ROUNDS

Verstappen closes the gap to the McLarens 👀

#F1 #ImolaGP

X · May 18, 2025, 4:48 PM

[sinful kiln]

Race day on Saturday in Monaco

[normal hill]

Race is still on Sunday

With the Indy 500 afterwards

[sinful kiln]

true. maybe sunday will be different with the new rule with mandatory two stop

[normal hill]

Sorry I just got the joke. My brain wasn’t functioning properly .

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-give-me-the-coffee-need-coffee-coffee-time-gif-7552397721641395848

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/bottas-valtteri-bottas-f1-race-week-gif-25691637

[warped cave]

it's race quali week

[normal hill]

Mainly rain on Friday and Saturday in Monaco according to the forecast

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-gif-22919457

[wraith stratus]

[vivid rock]

race week

Monaco

[normal hill]

I’m sad now for the only one that didn’t qualify

[tranquil tapir]

https://x.com/AlpineF1Team/status/1924543400864354392?t=kNfGo2JnLIH5FVR1cKqutA&s=19

BWT Alpine Formula One Team (@AlpineF1Team) on X

TEAM STATEMENT

X · May 19, 2025, 7:11 PM

[vivid rock]

what have the crackerpinto fans said now

[high cedar]

https://x.com/autosport/status/1924556156367745367

Autosport (@autosport) on X

Jack Doohan addresses the abuse he and his family has faced after a fake Instagram post from his father went viral...

X · May 19, 2025, 8:01 PM

could be related to this

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/it-crowd-roy-people-what-a-bunch-of-bastards-gif-18578309

[marsh furnace]

I shit you not xD

Fucking HUH?!

[marsh furnace]

Am i COMPLETELY snorting crack by asking doesnt Disney HAVE a F1 experience ride?

[sinful kiln]

https://x.com/formulafakers/status/1924528271104082104 it came from this account. FOX Sports Argentina didnt check if it was real or not. https://x.com/FOXSportsArg/status/1924569934647971895

formulafakers (@formulafakers) on X

X · May 19, 2025, 6:11 PM

Fox Sports Argentina (@FOXSportsArg) on X

Equivocarse es humano 😬 y también reconocer los errores.

Lamentamos haber compartido información incorrecta sobre el padre de Jack Doohan. Ya tomamos medidas para mejorar nuestros procesos y evitar que vuelva a suceder.

X · May 19, 2025, 8:56 PM

[high cedar]

Fucking idiots both of them

[sinful kiln]

yes

[sinful kiln]

@normal hill what do you think about the new suits https://vxtwitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1924736873055838641 ?

Scuderia Ferrari HP (@ScuderiaFerrari)

New suit. Same streets. 🤝

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 20, 2025, 8:00 AM

[high cedar]

How many race suits are they going to have this year

[sinful kiln]

i hope a lot. this version looks like williams

[vivid rock]

not enough hp on that

[normal hill]

It’s not red.

[dusky harbor]

https://x.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1924736873055838641?s=19

Scuderia Ferrari HP (@ScuderiaFerrari) on X

New suit. Same streets. 🤝

X · May 20, 2025, 8:00 AM

If you're gonna do a livery ferrari, please for the love of god

[finite sun]

Think we are all wishing for one

[high cedar]

Just a giant hp logo on a bare carbon car

[atomic egret]

I thought they had posted a picture of Sainz by accident

[sinful kiln]

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/otmar-szafnauer-12th-f1-team-project-details/ Szafnauer making a comeback?

[high cedar]

Well it took ages to get an 11th team so I would get your hopes up

[sinful kiln]

maybe this time it will be faster

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-air-quotes-gif-18226933

[wild wigeon]

it actually could be, i mean michael andretti isnt involved

[high cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/wearetherace/status/1925169770200010961?t=ohXz44rgJrzocy6Fev9flA&s=19

The Race (@wearetherace)

McLaren's special livery for the Monaco GP (and Spanish GP), inspired by the M7A which Bruce McLaren and Denny Hulme raced 🙌
︀︀
︀︀What do you think?

**💬 2 🔁 4 ❤️ 43 👁️ 674 **

FxTwitter · May 21, 2025, 12:40 PM

[finite sun]

Not special enough

[vivid rock]

Looks like their current one

Bring back the full chrome you cowards

[vivid rock]

what a lad

[sinful kiln]

the @ on his webcam

[normal hill]

What a lad

[atomic egret]

Wait, did people actually give him shit for being away from his newborn?

THe popcorn bucket is nice. Shame it has that shitty livery on it, though

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

Musac

Brace for chaos

[wraith stratus]

[dawn siren]

brace for small roads with wide cars wooo

[high cedar]

At least Perez doesn't have a seat

And Charles might have lost his curse

[vale moon]

first in the wall bets?

[wraith stratus]

Stroll

[vale moon]

stroll always good odds i'm thinking yuki

[high cedar]

A rookie

[dawn siren]

Lawson

[sinful kiln]

colapinto

[wraith stratus]

Lechair has binned it down the escape road already

[high cedar]

Well the curse still exists

[sinful kiln]

zhou

[wraith stratus]

Hulk P1

[thorn topaz]

Watch Stroll pull an Ascari and end up in the sea

[sinful kiln]

stroll p1

[thorn topaz]

Didnt last long that

[wraith stratus]

Ham with damage

[thorn topaz]

Yellow

[sinful kiln]

still better than lewis .)

[wraith stratus]

Lechair sorry

[vale moon]

who picked leclerc?

[thorn topaz]

Sharl lmao

[dawn siren]

lechair

[thorn topaz]

The monaco curse strikes again

[dawn siren]

the curse is strong

[wraith stratus]

[high cedar]

So we were all wrong

[wraith stratus]

Went into the back of stroll

[thorn topaz]

He did penetrate Stroll

[wraith stratus]

Holy

[normal hill]

Stroll is a moron

[high cedar]

So some of us were right with Canadian not checking mirrors

[wraith stratus]

Red Flag 🚩

[thorn topaz]

Stroll you fucking moron

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/window-windowlicker-gif-25370320

[thorn topaz]

Aww they gave the flag marshal a smol stand

Ouchies, pretty rough damage on Sharl's car apparently

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/windowlicker-gif-9231948

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-lance-stroll-f1-king-gif-23942882

[thorn topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-huh-confused-lance-f1-formula-1-gif-13795643935378680587

O kok, Adrian Newey is there. Stroll is gonna end up getting keel dragged under Max' new yacht

2 minutes to restart

Mind you, Max' new yacht is pretty hot

Stroll out

[humble sequoia]

Should Say " W-⚓ " as boat name

[sinful kiln]

rosberg fans

[vale moon]

that is hot

[thorn topaz]

The C6 tyre is so fucking dumb. It makes no sense lmao

Just stop the bullshitery FIA and mark it as the super soft we used to have

[dawn siren]

Lando almost had a bad time

[sinful kiln]

i hope he crash

[high cedar]

Apparently the multiple colours was confusing but for me the same compounds changing markings each weekend is worse

[thorn topaz]

Okay, Max going purple in S1 on hards

What the fuck did they put in his drinks bottle

[high cedar]

Red bull

[dawn siren]

What if he prefers monster

[wraith stratus]

Usual Hamilton stuff

[vale moon]

why not just soft medium hard? why is the need for like 10 different levels

[high cedar]

That would be some controversy

[thorn topaz]

What the fuck is Crofty on about

Surely hes high

[dawn siren]

Nuggets with no sause

what lechair had after imola

to eat

[high cedar]

Because different tracks have different abrasion levels and temperatures so it wouldn't really work

[high cedar]

I don't really listen to him any more he's getting worse

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusting-yuck-mom-yelling-yelling-gross-gif-11857308023140336139

[wraith stratus]

Oh god, James is back eating his mic on sky

[high cedar]

James eating mic vowles is back

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/jared-carny-jared-clone-hero-guitar-hero-eating-mic-gif-24709996

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Red Bull gave Vowels Max' old xbox mic

Or he nicked one from the F2 or F3 grid

[wraith stratus]

Norris zooming

[thorn topaz]

Jesus christ, Stroll properly fucked it there

Gearbox, rear suspension, floor. All fucked

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

How the fuck does this man hold a super license? Apart from his daddy

Latifi would be proud

[wraith stratus]

Money, and cheating his way into F1

[thorn topaz]

Wdym, Daddy Stroll only had to buy a team to get him a seat

As you do

[sinful kiln]

what do you mean? charles drove into him.. charles should have stopped and not driving into people

[thorn topaz]

Dude, the Monaco curse is real. Sharl always gets absolutely royally fucked here lmao

And now his car is falling apart again

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/windowlicker-gif-9231948

stroll licking all the way

[thorn topaz]

Ferrari ffs

Sainz on his way to France

[wraith stratus]

Sainz

[thorn topaz]

Nasty lockup that one

[dawn siren]

"car is no where" goes fastest

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari looking fast

[humble sequoia]

Yup

Norris lol

[wraith stratus]

Hadjar touching the wall

[thorn topaz]

Hadjar got lucky there

Who the fuck cares about Flavio. Man is a complete cunt

Still not sure how he was allowed back anywhere near F1

[high cedar]

It's sky got to bring the drama

[thorn topaz]

I mean, the drama is kinda warranted considering he managed to snake his way back in despite his lifetime ban

[high cedar]

Because somehow he was able to appeal it and get away with it

[wild wigeon]

French courts overturned his ban

[thorn topaz]

He did get a fuck no with the TP role though, so thats good

That man is a dodgy fucker

[wraith stratus]

It was CAS that overturned his ban

[high cedar]

Except that's what he's currently doing without the title

[thorn topaz]

I mean, thats not an awful lot different than what Darth Helmut is doing at RB as an "advisor"

Albono

[high cedar]

Nooo

Damit sky what's happening

[thorn topaz]

Oh, Lawson probably

As per

[wraith stratus]

What happened? We have ads

[thorn topaz]

We dont know

Albono and Lawson were going slow for a bit, but nothing has been shown

[wraith stratus]

Ah

[thorn topaz]

Classic Monaco, even after FOM took over the coverage, its shit

Gotta keep up traditions I guess

Fucking hell

Lewis almost got twatted there

[wraith stratus]

Holy Hamilton

Nearly a plane crash at the top of the hill

That’s not good

[thorn topaz]

Alpine strikes again

[humble sequoia]

[trim girder]

have i missed much in parade session 1?

[wraith stratus]

That’s so fucking dangerous going that slow at the top

[high cedar]

Stroll still doesn't have mirrors

[thorn topaz]

Stroll fucked it as per usual Twisty

[humble sequoia]

stroll licking

[trim girder]

[humble sequoia]

alpine nearly causing a crash for ham

[thorn topaz]

Almost murdered LeChair

So now Aston are busy replacing his gearbox, floor and rear suspension

[humble sequoia]

AlPeen*

[thorn topaz]

AlPain

Cyril spinning in the grave that was his career

[trim girder]

tune it, see max with a lot of traffic. did they properly close Monaco streets?

[thorn topaz]

No

Ah yes, the Monaco hill. Cheapest ticket you can get for F1. 90 euros for a weekend

Horndog did not look happy there

[trim girder]

probably thinking about his next rant to fia about the mcl

[thorn topaz]

The Thai part of Red Bull are probably still trying to get rid of him

[dawn siren]

thinking, "why did we fire Newey"

[thorn topaz]

They didnt fire Newey... He jumped ship lmao

[dawn siren]

"why did we let him jump ship"

[thorn topaz]

And scored millions

[wraith stratus]

They didn’t fire him, Newey said fuck this and left

[thorn topaz]

He probably had a multitude of clauses in his contract

[wild wigeon]

like horner had to stay away from his pa?

[thorn topaz]

Impressive that his garden leave was as short as it was though

[wraith stratus]

Lewis

That’s a hit

[thorn topaz]

Fucking hell Lewis

YEET

[high cedar]

Taken his red bull

[thorn topaz]

Washed confirmed

[humble sequoia]

bit of airborne activity for lewis

lol

[thorn topaz]

His poor floor and arse

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/butt-spray-football-gif-8621331

[thorn topaz]

Ferrari strikes again

I can only imagine Toto being sat there with a smug face after he went V1 Rotate

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-of-oz-dorothy-judy-garland-vintage-movie-oh-toto-gif-15462209

[thorn topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/toto-cheeky-smile-toto-wolff-sly-gif-14294814

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/formula1-toto-wolff-2021-brazil-gif-23803196

[thorn topaz]

Thats not a smug face Blu, thats deep and complex suffering

[humble sequoia]

Thats him ordering a dominos

[thorn topaz]

That is haram

[trim girder]

[thorn topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/toto-wolff-wawing-all-i-want-is-to-meet-mr-toto-toto-wolff-gif-18241372

Now this is peak smug

That was before it all went to shit

[humble sequoia]

im just asking gunther

https://tenor.com/view/guenther-steiner-gif-17216137119347036218

[thorn topaz]

Speaking of. I got tickets for Günther visiting Copenhagen

Cannae wait

[high cedar]

Still need to read the second book

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/günther-steiner-hass-f1-trauma-gif-6416175855231951208

[wraith stratus]

Yuki

[humble sequoia]

YUKI

2x fines

Rude Man

lol

[sinful kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc ?

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/ding-dong-lesley-phillips-msspydasam-notvinylrevival-gif-19632879

dinnng dong

[wraith stratus]

Bort

So Lechair fastest

[sinful kiln]

Albon p4

[wraith stratus]

Anto

[normal hill]

Pic after the “crash”

[high cedar]

Stewards disagree https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article.breaking-stroll-hit-with-grid-penalty-after-leclerc-clash-in-opening-monaco.4m6D7qDxnRcIxFphvbDZxw.html

[normal hill]

“We considered that Car 18 was wholly to blame for the collision. Car 16 was not in a position to avoid the collision that took place.

“In the circumstances, we imposed a one grid position penalty for the race and one penalty point (on Stroll’s licence).”

Just take his super license!

[high cedar]

Or give him big mirrors

In fairness to stroll he's been doing fairly well up until now

[normal hill]

He just doesn’t look anyway 😉

[normal hill]

TRUE! Even though he’s still a muppet

[wraith stratus]

Stroll

[high cedar]

True

[finite sun]

Practice got spicy eh

I still have time to watch the highlights before fp2

[wraith stratus]

[finite sun]

Damn that was an action packed fp1

[thorn topaz]

Was indeed

Max lmao

[wraith stratus]

Hadjar

Fucked it into the wall

[thorn topaz]

o7 Hadjar

[wraith stratus]

Red Flag 🚩

Hadjar having a tantrum

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cladjar-gif-12996537429405153534

[thorn topaz]

How the fuck did those marshals not even flinch lmao

[finite sun]

Some incredibly cool marshals down there

I knew they were built different, they always do an incredible job but that was something else

[normal hill]

Huge balls

[wraith stratus]

[finite sun]

Seems Hadjar got away with it

[wraith stratus]

Pastry

[thorn topaz]

Good shit Pastry

Damn, Kimi is rather quick

[wraith stratus]

Lechair

Pastry

[thorn topaz]

Pastry ffs

[wraith stratus]

Red Flag 🚩

[thorn topaz]

At least he can drive back to the pits

[normal hill]

That Ferrari must be illegal. It’s a shitbox

[thorn topaz]

Hopefully no major damage to the suspension

[finite sun]

"No heroics into Sainte Devotte, please" and no, I dont know how they spell it, its French

[thorn topaz]

Monaco Curse strikes yet again

[wraith stratus]

Looks like he hit the wall square on, should be ok

[finite sun]

Should be fine. New front wing and good to go

Good thing he straightened the wheel up

[thorn topaz]

New nose already on

Engine covers coming off Hadjar, so that isnt looking too good

Max LOL

[finite sun]

Guess they want to make sure they dont pull a Ferrari and dont chek the driveshaftS

With a S as in multiple

[thorn topaz]

Someone should send this to Merc

The little wheel nut that couldnt

Pastry good to go

[trim girder]

time to crunch another nose cone

imagine someone bins it right behind brundle right now

[normal hill]

TeamLH having orgasms right now

[finite sun]

Wasnt that close Pierre, calm down

[wraith stratus]

Is it too early to say Ferrari pole for tomorrow?

[finite sun]

I believe that when I see it

[trim girder]

yes. its ferrari. plenty of time for them to Farrari it.

[wraith stratus]

Alonso

[normal hill]

Stop making me feel hopeful

[high cedar]

Not anymore

[wraith stratus]

Ocon

Lechair is rapid

[finite sun]

Lucky boy, Bearboy

[wraith stratus]

Max is washed

Bearboy

[normal hill]

Chuck is fast today

[thorn topaz]

Alonso is furious

Hang on wat. Lawson P3

What is this

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/animation-disney-movies-the-emperors-new-groove-kronk-gif-14836333

[wraith stratus]

Oh god James is back eating his mic

[thorn topaz]

Hadjar again lmao

[wraith stratus]

Hadjar has fucked it again

Helmut about to fire him

[finite sun]

Hadjar fucked it again

His suspension is fucked

[thorn topaz]

That suspension is fucked

[thorn topaz]

"I am so stupid, I think I'm just dumb" - Hadjar 2025

[wraith stratus]

Who’s next in line for RB now?

[finite sun]

Doing his best Chair impression

RB better not be putting Arvid Lindblad into that cursed fucking car

[wraith stratus]

T1 hit

[finite sun]

bro

I agree with his own statement about himself

[high cedar]

Didn't Perez do similar

[thorn topaz]

The fucking FOM graphic saying 0cm - too close to the wall

Man fucking nicked an advertising banner

[wraith stratus]

Colapopo slow as fuck

[thorn topaz]

As per usual

5 sec off the pace. Man isnt racing, hes just on a cruise

[wraith stratus]

Max

[high cedar]

Time to sack max as well

[thorn topaz]

Max just went to get groceries

[trim girder]

Max out apt hunting for the new babe

[wraith stratus]

Max just wants to retire to GT racing

[thorn topaz]

Max used to live right there lmao

Lets be honest, hes just waiting for his performance clause to dip the fuck out of his contract and go to WEC

[wraith stratus]

Tsunoda under investigation for yellow flag infringement

[finite sun]

Textbook example of how to take the first part of the swimming pool chicane from Bortoleto

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari fastest on race sim pace as well

[trim girder]

all conditions met for them to totally Ferrari it tomorrow then

[wraith stratus]

No further action Yuki

[trim girder]

Doohan:

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[high cedar]

Waiting to get his seat back

[wraith stratus]

Doohan looking smug at the colapopo result

[high cedar]

Waits for max to get hate mail

https://x.com/autosport/status/1925947484888576386?t=RJyYqQ9xoxA2oNzj75QlMQ&s=19

Autosport (@autosport)

Verstappen applauded Colapinto after he was impeded in FP2 👀

#MonacoGP

X · May 23, 2025, 4:10 PM

[wild wigeon]

he would be happy at NLS / VLN Series

[wraith stratus]

Bearboy under investigation for overtaking under the red flag

Seen the replay it’s a slam dunk pen

Panel in-front of him was clearly on red

[high cedar]

https://x.com/fiadocsbot/status/1925965787728072804?t=CcQ6UxQyLWiOL_fT1TzKWQ&s=19

FIA F1 Documents Bot (@fiadocsbot)

New document: Doc 22 - Infringement - Car 87 - Alleged failure to comply with red flag
Published on 23.05.25 19:22 CET

https://t.co/azBuLfivT8
#F1 #Formula1 #FIA #MonacoGP 🇲🇨

X · May 23, 2025, 5:23 PM

Probably not much talking part in qualifying then

[warped cave]

[wraith stratus]

[vivid rock]

Might aswell take Sunday off with that jeez

[thorn topaz]

Fuck me thats harsh

But yeah, overtaking under red flag is very much no bueno

[wild wigeon]

did the vln stewards get called in for that decision?

[normal hill]

He could take the day and watch the Indy 500 after the Monaco Grand Prix

[wraith stratus]

Bearboy red flag replay at 15:25 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBLUq7hk-bU

[high cedar]

Have seen arguments saying he didn't have chance to slow down safety but I'm not so sure on that

My question is though as he came around the corner what was this light panel the quality makes it look like the white flag panel from the start of the clip

As he was getting the white flag as he excited the swimming pool

If it went red only here then yea stopping safely to go behind would be tricky

[finite sun]

F3 chaos is about to start

https://tenor.com/view/excited-fuego-gif-26833875

And it has started on the formation lap

[thorn topaz]

Classic F3

And another yellow

SC deployed

[finite sun]

Yup

[thorn topaz]

Errm

Wtf is going on lmao

[finite sun]

One brave marshal standing on track telling them to keep right

[thorn topaz]

Thankfully it isnt F2 where one of the twats almost ran over a marshal

[finite sun]

[thorn topaz]

Martins did almost hit a marshal in 2023

[wraith stratus]

[trim girder]

how long till Stroll window licks? an alpine bins it? ferrari does a ferrari?

[finite sun]

7 minutes

[dawn siren]

Babysitter Toto LMAO

[trim girder]

totto already eye'ing his next adopted driver.

[finite sun]

that was weird from Hulk

[wraith stratus]

Chair

Yuki going slow in the tunnel

[finite sun]

Hadjar with a slight flashback

[high cedar]

I just got strolled in the supermarket

[wraith stratus]

Someone crashed into you?

Max

[high cedar]

Pushing a trolly and an old lady decided to just walk in front of me without looking

[trim girder]

Pint

[wraith stratus]

Colapopo being an idiot

[atomic egret]

I done did done forget

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/ez-gif-24112940

James is back

[atomic egret]

Chomp

https://tenor.com/view/mitski-mitski-eats-mic-mitski-mic-mitsuki-laycock-gif-26983633

[high cedar]

Someone was making the point he's a pilot so it might be just force of habit having it close from flying

[wraith stratus]

The softs look so pointless overheating after sector 1

Max

[finite sun]

Yeah this C6 compound seems shit

Wasnt useful at all in Imola last week either

[wraith stratus]

Lechair starting to make the softs work though

Hamilton

[atomic egret]

Sir WAshed

[trim girder]

Chair p1, calculated crash with 2 mins left.

[wraith stratus]

Lost it at the top of the hill

[finite sun]

Remember to check both driveshafts, Ferrari

[atomic egret]

They should let the teams choose their compounds so there can be more stratagy

Any baby races before quali?

[dawn siren]

get a lap around Monaco without any traffic challenge, impossible

[wraith stratus]

F2 sprint

[atomic egret]

Hmm.. Yogscast or F2..

It's disgusting how much money that heli shot showed

[wraith stratus]

Colapopo noted for red flag infringement

[atomic egret]

Return of the Doob

[wraith stratus]

10 place grid pen please

[humble sequoia]

[finite sun]

It is also a fucking beautiful camera shot

[mint hollow]

I love that shot

I hope it rains today and tomorrow

[humble sequoia]

Yep

Advertising indy500 ewww

on sky

lol

[trim girder]

racing. so fast. much entertain

[wild wigeon]

he would have to start at imola

[woeful dawn]

Quali at 3?

[vale moon]

[meager basin]

Carlos has been summoned to the stewards for 'failing to comply with a red flag' that happened during FP2 yesterday

[vale moon]

f2 sprint race momentarily

[woeful dawn]

Aight imma fight for superearth until then

[trim girder]

lap 2-3, yellow and someone is smoking. f2

[atomic egret]

How dare someone attempt overtaking is this day and age?

[woeful dawn]

Overtaking at Monaco kekw

[vale moon]

f2 is great haha

[wraith stratus]

Overtaking!?

[atomic egret]

ten thousand red bull guys!

[meager basin]

No further action on the Red Flag incident with Colapinto in FP3

and no further actions on Carlos' Red Flag 'incident' in FP2 either

[vale moon]

https://www.planetf1.com/news/lance-stroll-charles-leclerc-fia-monaco-grand-prix-punishment

[trim girder]

im sure it will have a positive impact on the driver and he'll surely have learned a lesson...

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-funny-gif-11932530580675942179

[vale moon]

who we picking for pole? honestly i can't look past max

[wraith stratus]

Lechair is looking quick, still wouldn’t put it past McLaren either

[finite sun]

Can I say LeChair without cursing it?

[wraith stratus]

Should be an interesting quali

[finite sun]

Probably not but LeChair

Im hella excited. Best quali of the year

[wraith stratus]

Q1 is going to be chaos

[finite sun]

This shot is easily one of the best they have ever had

[sinful kiln]

yeah looks like its from a game or something like that

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/micro-machines-toy-vintage-logo-gif-16860140

[woeful dawn]

Aight so
LEC to win main race
Red flag in race
And Stroll first retirement

90/1 odds

[trim girder]

while that seems good, one to watch is that you also have Borto, Pint, Hadjar, and Alpines on track. Stroll "first" retire isnt a sure thing, he will do something sure, but a lot of great options for first retiree

[woeful dawn]

true

[sinful kiln]

Stroll first retirement

no retire since the start of the season.

bigger chance alonso going to retire. he already done it two times this season.

[west jewel]

Quali

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

MUSIC!

[west jewel]

[wraith stratus]

Let the chaos start

[west jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/usagyuuun-fire-chaos-gif-4682365016896994860

[sinful kiln]

hulk p1

[finite sun]

[vivid rock]

fia getting control of the cameras

is the best thing they did at monaco in ages

[trim girder]

alpines on meds they hoping people cant get the softs to work in the few laps they have

[wraith stratus]

Albono P2

[sinful kiln]

some people getting faster times on mediums compared to softs. it was like that in imola last week

[vivid rock]

Wets and Softs, name a more iconicly useless duo

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari

[trim girder]

both Strolls

[sinful kiln]

Max

[finite sun]

Always nice when they show celebs who actually care about motorsport

[vivid rock]

watch bearman get top 5

[wraith stratus]

Lando

[trim girder]

that nametag graphic, its like a jumpscare

[wraith stratus]

Impeding incident under investigation Stroll

Stroll you idiot

[warped cave]

Stroll

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-window-licker-dogs-tongue-cute-gif-11458388

[sinful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-lance-stroll-king-f1-gif-11897960177067832260

[finite sun]

"Shocking" - Pierre Gasly 2025. I would say, not at all actually

[vivid rock]

and that was the Adrian newey "weak tool"

[sinful kiln]

Piastri P1

[wraith stratus]

Pastry

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-crash-gif-9852881662164278956

[sinful kiln]

piastri hit the wall?

[wraith stratus]

Colapopo P20

[finite sun]

Wonder how many extra spares the teams brings specifically for Monaco

[trim girder]

pint slower on softs

[sinful kiln]

Albon P4

[wraith stratus]

Williams are flying

[woeful dawn]

Actually nice to see Williams doing well

[wraith stratus]

Ham & Max impeding incident

[trim girder]

stop the count. if the race is quali positions like usual, im happy with the top 10 as it is

[sinful kiln]

saw some post that said Albon is a few points away from making more points this season compared to his previous seasons with williams

[wraith stratus]

[finite sun]

Think they said in fp3 that Williams have more points this season than the last 2 combined already

[sinful kiln]

yellow flag?

[wraith stratus]

Anto has fucked it

[atomic egret]

Anto

[vivid rock]

looks like a merc

[wraith stratus]

Red Flag session over

[vale moon]

antonelli

[late seal]

If that yellow flag was 5 seconds earlier Bortoleto would be safe

[vivid rock]

that colapinto swap looking like a genius move for flavio

[finite sun]

Kimi

[wraith stratus]

Stroll and Colapopo last row

[woeful dawn]

Anto locking in that P15 boys 💯

[wraith stratus]

Clipped the inside wall

[finite sun]

Did a Hadjar but couldnt save it

[warped cave]

Bearboy got the pen

[finite sun]

Might still be in front of Stroll. He is getting an impeding penalty :p

[wraith stratus]

Ah yeah, Almost last row

[wraith stratus]

No investigation for that apparently

[finite sun]

bruh what

[sinful kiln]

that was for charles. not gasly

[trim girder]

in before AM changes something to pit start him so he doesnt go bowling into t1

[late seal]

[wraith stratus]

FIA smoking the good stuff again

[finite sun]

Hamilton is getting fucked

[late seal]

Man, gotta love Ferrari being clowns again

[sinful kiln]

ferrari

[wraith stratus]

Oh

Maybe there will be a stroll pen then

[sinful kiln]

gotta collect those points now when kmag is gone

[wraith stratus]

Ham’s going to get a pen

Blocked max into Casino square

[trim girder]

need a pen for shitty Engineer coms. saying max is quick 3 secs behind, then saying slowing ..

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/ez-gif-24112940

James is back

[tranquil tapir]

I'm currently watching yuki on board

[wraith stratus]

McLaren

George has lost power in the tunnel

[vale moon]

russell too

[wraith stratus]

Mercedes

[late seal]

Man Mercedes is fucked this weekend

[finite sun]

Not in the tunnel

[west jewel]

In the tunnel

[wraith stratus]

P14 & P15 for Merc

[vale moon]

oof rough

[wraith stratus]

It’s over, no battery to jump start the car

[finite sun]

oof

[wraith stratus]

George is pissed

[sinful kiln]

early in the lap he lost power

[finite sun]

Damn

Really did just hit a bump and it died

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

Was that The Biter?

[finite sun]

Relay race

[atomic egret]

Oh, headbutter not biter

[marsh furnace]

Got mackies n PERFECT timing, lesgo!

[wraith stratus]

Restart at 16:44

[sinful kiln]

less people on the track now when both merc is gone

[vale moon]

whats the order?

[marsh furnace]

Steakhouse stack medium meal with fries, strawberry milkshake and the Biscoff mcflurry

[vale moon]

noice

[finite sun]

Sharing with the class or ?

[marsh furnace]

Hell no!

The class paying?

[finite sun]

Not unless you are sharing

[tranquil tapir]

steals a fry

[marsh furnace]

Thats rude

[tranquil tapir]

Extra rude would've been to dunk it in the mcflurry

[marsh furnace]

True lol

[vivid rock]

"Jolyon likes it long and late"

https://tenor.com/view/archer-you-what-huh-gif-19676334

[finite sun]

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari

Lando

[sinful kiln]

Piastri

[wraith stratus]

Alonso

[sinful kiln]

woo woo!

[wraith stratus]

Albono purple sector

P3

Sainz

Pastry

[vale moon]

yuki

[woeful dawn]

Yuki sadge

[wraith stratus]

Yuki not happy

Both RB’s ahead of him

[tranquil tapir]

Don't blame him don't know what red bull were doing with him

[sinful kiln]

RB is the main team now

[vale moon]

redbull is honestly the most confusing team can they not build a car to even slightly suit a second driver?

[finite sun]

Nope

[dawn siren]

No

[vale moon]

i know helmet talks about it like it's team verstappen but it's crazy

[marsh furnace]

Holy mic man

James pls

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/jared-carny-jared-clone-hero-guitar-hero-eating-mic-gif-24709996

[finite sun]

Which James are you talking about?

[marsh furnace]

Vowles, eater of mics

[tranquil tapir]

Vowels the mics too close to his mouth

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

Lando

McLaren going early

Pastry purple

Pastry

[sinful kiln]

pastry

[wraith stratus]

Lando

[vale moon]

ok mclaren

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[finite sun]

[woeful dawn]

Damn 15ms

Ok now ocon to bin it into a wall and lock in the positions for tomorrow

[wraith stratus]

Lechair purple

Lechair

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/lilnouns-nouns-lil-nouns-dao-noggles-gif-27131043

[vale moon]

.lets goooooooooooooooooo

[wraith stratus]

Lando!!

[vale moon]

yes lando

[atomic egret]

boooo

[wraith stratus]

New track record

[vale moon]

big psycholgical boost

[trim girder]

sub 1:10

[finite sun]

Fuck I love Monaco quali

[vale moon]

i didn't see it coming must be honest

[finite sun]

Rocket ship

[dawn siren]

Max starting next to his new teammate next year LMAO

[finite sun]

Cant wait to see Lando lose out to Charles into T1