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More pointless than the fucking pole position tyre trophy
And I bet all the drivers just dont want him around lmfao
They don't
Cant think anyone would want him around
Well his deputy quit...
Which makes it 100x more hilarious that the crowd (Even if Miami was half empty at the end) boos him 
It was easily the best race so far
Yeah well 6am lights out can fuck right off on a Monday 
Oh dear is teamLH having a melt down?
Probably an most likely. I never read that shit.i have my sleeping meds, bye bye soon
Haven't stopped
regarding McLaren. As I understand it, teams will be bringing new wheel hub and brake cooling assemblies possibly in Imola. So that could become spicy
No penalty for sainz in lewis coming together
Oh yuki was 5.6 km/h over limit fair enough pen
New document: Doc 84 - Decision - Red Bull - Protest against Car 63
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Now we know you don't have to completely lift throttle on single waved yellow flags 
well that was a fun race. kinda nostalgic too, seeing williams fight merc/ferrari's all the way to the end 
It's a miracle https://x.com/DHL_Motorsports/status/1919186245785190871?t=uDng7knMLS8VcRND7fKNXA&s=19
Stop so fast the engine couldn't keep up with it 
nice to see that sauber improved their times 
Francos sponsors wernt wrong it seems ha
It's not real until it's confirmed by the team
poor guy.
Mark webber played a blinder to get Oscar out that hell hole
Mattia Binotto, previously chief operating and technical officer, has been made head of Audi F1 project, while chief executive officer Adam Baker has left the company.
going well...
sbinnala
well technicaly he is an offical but he snuck zak and oscars girl friend in who are non of those things
Icky font
Damn
yeah poor guys 
Yea it's tough the team at the track are great I feel so bad for them having to deal with it. Of course heart goes out to the friends and family involved as well
Update since then the rider with back injurys has sustained a broken bone in his neck so not nice for all involved
BREAKING: Ollie Oakes has resigned as Alpine team principal with immediate effect.
Flavio Briatore will take over his responsibilities #F1
as if alpine could get any worse
Sack both the drivers over the summer and replace them with whoever is left In the academy
I liked Ollie Oakes. Did well in F2.
Yea he owned and ran a team successfully wonder what's happened other than alpine being alpine
Well briatore is taking over…
Certified Alpine moment 
Think Briatore happened tbh
They are still calling him an advisor though so maybe they are still planning on giving someone else the team principal role

they had to get rid of oakes so they can replace doohan? 
most likely he was the one who wanted doohan to have timer
https://x.com/AlpineF1Team/status/1920010748731834545 its official now
for the next five races doohan making a comeback after that?
He's staying as a development and reserve driver so who knows
Exclusive: Carlos Sainz Sr is considering running against Mohammed Ben Sulayem to be FIA president
Full story ⬇️
Wonder if Deadpool is regretting that Alpine investment
Ari is enjoying playing with F1 toy cars
but whats the favourite
If it’s not the red ones, Ari needs to be reschooled 😅🤣
I need to get her like official ones for each team and let her choose
It’s Sam’s toy cars from his childhood so blame Sam
McLaren and Honda
pretty sure the honda is a jordan
Imma nod and pretend I know wtf that means
TeamLH won't appreciate the lower than Carlos rating https://fxtwitter.com/EASPORTSF1/status/1920497923093102976?t=Vo9gCwwV0P6v6uJ6Ykvjfw&s=19

Yea comments confirmed teamLH have the pitchforks
Because F1 game stats make no sense?
Piastri 87 lmao
This might be worse than Madden ratings lmao
the two best rookies at the bottom ahh yes
they must be going off of Marko's assesments lmao
going off their performances from last year
was it last year kimi crashed in one FP1? 
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Yes, at Monza
it was a proper shunt if i recall correctly
Andrea Kimi Antonelli found the barrier only 10 minutes into his first FP1 session.
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Would have been better if Lewis still owned the plane
in before he punts jimmy broadbents bmw 
Max in the Nürburgring 24 Hour Race 
BTW if Max Verstappen wants to enter a race in GT3 at the Nurburgring - by the letter of the law he has to do two races of 14 laps total - in a car of power equivalent to a detuned Porsche Cayman. To get an A permit.
@MBrundleF1 did a similar thing to race with me a few years
Guess he stopped pretending 
Max is the law though
the organisers of the NLS and NBR 24 are stricter
they yeeted steve "super gt" for code 60 violations and he had to get his ring permit renewed
This is a fair point
Low shock 
Wonder if he puts on a nice audiobook for one of those things
Franz Hermann set a new GT3 lap record according to https://gp33.nl/f1-nieuws/max-verstappen-ziet-nieuw-ronderecord-neer-tijdens-eerste-poging-op-de-nurburgring-nordschleife ( with full tank and traffic )
that man is not human
guy lives the racing life
Imola this weekend
Lights out. F1 The Movie only in theaters this June.
#F1 #F1TheMovie
This really is gonna be shit isnt it
still no way near as bad as driven - the champcar/ indycar movie (it was originally going to be an f1 movie )
Unrelated but here is Toyota's livery for the 24H of Le Mans
no punt but https://www.youtube.com/shorts/04YNrg7J1oQ
Imola Grand Prix
FP1 - <t:1747395000:F>
FP2 - <t:1747407600:F>
FP3 - <t:1747477800:F>
Quali - <t:1747490400:F>
Race - <t:1747573200:F>
Good times
So "Rumors" say Horner maybe out after Imola 
Rumors say Perez is taking over
franz hermann taking over? 
Na Jos Verstappen /S 
Thanks, I hate it


sighs
Wonder if anyone with any power will actually protest
Probably not. All the ones that would have already left
Or are banned from the meeting
MBS has all the power he needs because he has openly paid off his majority
A huge dildo for pole position. I’d rather be second 
Some people are into that.
Did they hire Bad Dragon?
Ooh, sweet. Reasonable times
oops
Ferrari Ferrariing it
rbr should use franz hermann instead
Sky's dumb banter had me thinking RB was running a rookie this session
no. lawson and hadjar still there 🙂
yuki.....
Get out his way crashapinto
he was trying its a hard place to keep out of when its a left right with no space
williams > ferrari
The other RB
Yuki keeps finding traffic
strappon sliding
what?
max going sideways , lucky to stay on track lol
think blue messaged the wrong chat
sure......
its @thorn topaz fave name for the whingy one
lol
Stroll burning up the track in 11th

bor into the wall 
A-Bort, A-Bort!
Bor smoking in the wall lol
a bort
and thats the end of the session
well that's the end of Fp1
AmI.....Express?
Commentator curse as they were just praising him lol
wdym. Its Maxipad
Welp.. Back to Yogscast and Minecraft!
Kek. F1 feeding into the false name Max used at Nurburgring
saw this earlier when some dude asked if it was max or franz 
Love to see it 
Ferrari's weekend is starting out strong
No
Specially now that its Sir Blessed's first home GP with Ferrari
Jo be swinging
oh and Maini fucked it again
FP2 time 
Hmm


racing bulls seems to like that corner to go off track
Thunderstorms nearby in the area 
went to go get monsters in prep for quali tonight
ended up hitting a fucking chicken with the work truck 
Hadjar 
Lando 
Why was it crossing the road?
Going to KFC to work
i dont know but i fucking clocked it at like 90kms 
No one gets my funnies

MUSIC

Fuck, F1 quali and Driftmasters quali at the same time 

Driftmasters is fairly similar to F1, its always either Red Bull or a UK driver dominating the season in the end 

🟢
No started at 15:00
yeah 0000
Alonso P1 
yeah 14:00 UTC 
time to stop the count
Check the pinned messages for your local times 
Yuki has fucked it 
fuck sakes
dammit Yuki

Hjadar in next week 
Yuki noooo
fucking just blown it
holy fuck

holy shit
Jesus
fuck me thats a smack and a half
thats fucking huge

I was not expecting that

Jesus
big smash
massive shout out to the genius who said halos in
you ok bb?
Add it to the growing list of people it has saved
Yeah he walked away from it
be tough getting that car race ready
Probably a new chassis and a pit lane start tomorrow
Holy shit
NAH! The cars are too safe these days!
DC just said on f1tv he had a meeting with sauber when he was looking around for a team and he said the sauber owner said "I know why your here and im not interested"
I didnt know Sky F1 had found this Discord
I am secretly Brundle
Come on, Dangy! Get yer feet out the grapes!
3 minutes until restart
Alpine about to get investigated for leaving early 
Get good, Flavio
It’s colapopo 
Naughty alpine

Oh, Popo

alpine doing alpine things
i honestly hope he crashes this weekend
after seeing that post bout argentine fans on yukis insta
Quite possible
Crashapinto
they will only harrass the closest driver to him and blame them
I'm not going to say anything, Brazilian fan talking bad about a Argentinian driver is going to get me some flak 
dunno why they're harrassing yuki though?
im guessing he got in the way in a practice session
Yeah
i dont mind stupid, just dont be racist 
like holy fuck
its not hard
just dont be a POS in life
dont be racist and argentines thats a hard ask
apparently so
Fuck im late!
opens Doritos
Asking too much, you have no idea how much racism there are with some of these weirdo fans. I'm used to it because of football, every other week there is a new drama because of cringe fucks calling a brazilian player some racist slur during a game or something
That's why yuki crashed he knew you were running late
Its what killed my love for football, fans here are hateful idiots
Oof!
Strolls looking for the nearest window
no?
Gasly P1 
stroll P4 
Alonso 
holy
Effective licking

now we wait for mclaren to go .5 faster than max
norris only P5 
Pastry slow 
Max pole 
I sense pastry is winding up for a fast one
Mr. Sauber himself
oh dear hulk
hulk out
LOL
Popo
colapinto
FUCKING EAT A DICK
popo binned
whos getting the racsim who was close to him
Pint of cola bye bye lol
Will bearboys time count 
Should've stuck with doohan
2 drivers absolutely demolshing their cars in 30 mins time
Young drivers and cars = oh shit
our guy stroll P4

grass = bad, which is why I try and stay inside as much as possible
dear god, the japanese fans and argentine fans gonna be going at each other
That's not touching the grass that's going for a mowing job
lawson gets fucked out of his lap too bruh
Oh bearman lost his time

Will take a bit to repair the frigged walls maybe
what a fucking comment on the reddit thread 
Bortoleto didn't get fucked this time so you guys won't see how Latan fans are against each other luckily 
Tom’s film getting so many ads lol
They just played a shot of Doohan smiling in the paddock 
Well played director 
Poor Bearboy


Glad I started up Minecraft

Under review
So that’s why we are delayed, they are trying to decide if Bearboy is out or not 
feel like if hes that close to finishing the lap, he should get it
hes not gone through where crashed happened
Still waiting on Q2 
🕗 
get on with it 
No way they dont let Bearman go
naaaah
naaaa

oli got his lap, wasnt any flags til he went near the start line
not the timing line

red lights is for end of q1 no?
green lights?
Flashing red light is red flag, the regular red lights were on for end of session
thats so fucking poo
Cant wait for this to get protested and fucked after the session
also oscar and lechair to be investigated after session 
god this track is so bumpy for an f1 track lmao
fuck hes just better than norris isnt he
yup
isnt oscar bout to overtake norris for race wins?
Already has I believe
Looking like a pia nor ver race
Gasly 
third fastest car, and still only one who can take it to mclaren, god damm max
aston on new meds??
must get more grip from meds then softs

What I miss 
Yuki went oops
Everything 
colopinto went oops
yuki fucked it hard
A bad oops?
colo fucked it
Stroll is likcking visor instead of the local windows today
Sainz 
rolled the car
Gasly became a mob boss and Aston are his ops
sainz with purple 
Yup pretty much
Damn, it’s karma for that camel toe
Sainz P1 

sainz p1 
Noice
Thank god for the halo
Ferrari 
Stroll 
lol
Ferrari 
fucking ferrari
both raris out
Ferrari 
bunch of idiots
Both raris LMAO
teamLH in shambles
honestly
Least if he quits, he can model
Lets be honest , Both rari drivers are fucked with this clown team
lol
if i was redbull 👀 lechair
Holy crap this quali has been insane 
so Redbull to replace max with charles when he quits for endurance racing
or replace yuki
Williams is better than ferrari 
since no other rb driver can do fuck all 
Apparently all aston needed was a track with more bumps than flat areas to be quick
i mean they also worked on the car right
Did Borto go out?
Yeah Aston have upgrades
carlos has out quali'd hamilton for 4th time in a row btw

think hamilton might of pulled a danny ric
swap to a rising team, and then fall off a cliff in performance

holy max?
Les go Pastry
oscar the kinggg

norris 
haha Nandos
lando bottles it again
Alonso P5 
someone show the jorj woody meme
lmao
annnd now mclaren or should i say oscar to win by 30 seconds
Hadjar 
Nearly did a colapopo

not even on the track 
couple of crashes, ferrari shitting the bed
lovely
no further action for lechair or oscar
turn 1 is gonna be tasty but
the george meme is pinned for ease of access ha
yeah can we get a pin for it
it already is
bet he overreacted like fuck when both rarris were out in q2
he doesnt have a forehead hes got an 8head
any woody T posing ?
FIA on the Bearman lap:
"In relation to the Oliver Bearman situation in Q1, the red flag was set at 16:32.17.6 seconds.
"Bearman crossed the line at 16:32.20.9 seconds with the abort signal / red flag showing on the start gantry."
Delay was to ensure timing data was right #F1
so he lost out by just over 3 seconds?
Rest of the post
Sounds like a mess
Not helped by the timing line and start finish not been in the same place
I'm scared, I just realized that Bortoleto and Colapinto will start next to each other... you guys might get to see how Brazil vs Argentina looks like 
We already know what Franco fans are like this weekend
with franco's fanbase is it time to deploy the vulcans?
Yeah, but there is a rivalry there with Brazil. The back and forth between the two is a lot worse if you watch football for example
I avoid football fans
On Yuki
This is the way 
nah send xh558 up 
What could Spock and Tuvok do?
i was meaning the cold war era british military jet
Even their drift cars have better liveries than the F1 team 
Wrond Discord
Nah, its this one. I was going to make a point about how the Red Bull F1 cars have the worst livery from all Red Bull cars that I know of
I want the RBs to make their Miami livery their year round livery next year
No, I posted a picture about a game I'm excited for in here instead of the Trucks thread on another discord
Miami livery was amazing
ohhh
Sorry 
All good
Btw I think the Miami livery is based on a previous version of this car 
It sucks the teams are fine with slapping shit all over their cars and then show what they are capable of every now and then
Nevermind, it just looks similar to his 2024 livery and his old car from 2020 because it uses the same colors
I wish Red Bull used a lighter shiny blue livery instead of the shitty matte black that they use now
Ignore the car but I think a color scheme like this would be amazing in F1
Posting this in advance 
Stunning
Just needs a camel toe for effect
this livery when ford joins would be hot
Agreed
I hate how some random guy in a shed from Ireland can have a better livery than a millionaire F1 team 
(guy in the blue S15)
why do i feel like i should bet on a turn 1 collision with max and oscar
25 on each, and colapinto and cause stroll is next to him, alonso too 
I should put some money on a Popo retire
shockingly, oscar, max and yuki all paying 31's
Me too
New document: Doc 38 - Infringement - Car 22 - PU elements and Parc Ferme
Published on 18.05.25 12:29 CET
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#F1 #Formula1 #FIA #ItalianGP 🇮🇹
shocker
Don't you love it when you manage to stop yourself from picking up the thing that just came out of the oven with your bare hands?
Can't believe we are at that point where memes like this can exist, rip Ferrari 
600th GP for Sauber 
George has an issue
rossi the legend
r9
italian anthem 

One of the best
Did I ever say I hate Zak Brown?

I like McLaren, but not their team principals 
lol at least he not horner
i can't shake the feeling max and oscar gonna take eachother off 1st corner
They will at least try
TRUE! Horndog is even worse
im delaying making lunch til after first lap


MUSIC


only gotta be up at 5
Fucking Jorj
but fuck it 
T
Who?
???
Sigh. No one gets my jokes
Rain so loud I can almost not hear the commentary, even with headphones
wait how did stroll get 8th lol
he didnt find any windows to lick
He licked really hard 
Won't last long, I'm sure
Aston had a
moment yesterday
Aston really good on bumpy roads not so good on flat roads
max giving his head a wobble
I don’t like these commentators at Sky
Can't wait for Russell to get P3 again
i'm lissening to stream while watching
Defrag starts
Where is Crofty
No idea
I'm here for the start
Weekend off
dunno no martin crofty or lanzeby
is there no crofty or brundle?
back to back to back so maybe a break
No one at sky does all the races anymore
Pls
With there being 24 and triple headers
fuckin flares
I hope Colapinto crashes (preferably not on the Brazilian driver)
Thats a lot of understeer Bortoletto
lmao
"i have understeer everywhere" would of been easier to say


so far ahead

Max leads
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
gg max
Damn Max
Stop spoilers
R9 
Holy Max 
holy max
No incidents for now
Piastri fumbled that
oscar had the better start but left the door open
if theres a gap, max is gonna take it
We got a race on 
If gap, car 
no 

feel he could have covered the corner better

Ocon out ? lol
oscar will catch him once maxes tyres die
Ferrari is so shit dude 
Gasly 
Jesus christ Gasly
gasly rallying
Bro thought this was WRC
god id love gravel on tracks
Ave some of that gasly
punishes the driver if they go off
this grid will start to wobble when those tyres start to go wanky lol
Bortoleto in that tractor right behind Hamilton 
leclerk catching up with licker
drs train, wont be much movement
This is what this race sounds like for me #📱media message
Tyres are better than expected, yay 
loving seeing williams scrapping in top 10
Colapopo 
PintOfCola LOL
Dammit, went to the kitchen. What Popo do?
George 
Took a trip through the gravel
Aah
george struggling
Norris nearly went off lol
Norris giving George a anxiety attack 
George v Lando v Alonso 
i cant say why but i cant stand George
Your not the only one
his arrogance lol
Lando 
Let's go lando
nice
Alonso now 
holy fuck he should of done that bout 3 laps ago
George pitstop
Should have put money on the 1/2 Pastry/Max
Bortoleto on points for the first time btw
Russel & Sainz on two stops then 
Damn that's a big pit loss
Bortoleto and Alonso on box
Like 29 seconds or something, one of the biggest of the year
One thing to have numbers, a whole other to see it in track position
Slow stop oscar
oscar pits
bad stop
Oof
OOF
oooof
Pastry tyre fuck up lol
McLaren fuckign their pilots again, love to see it
Breaks on fire Alonso
Alonso on fire 

He's just putting on some extra carbon
some slow stops today
Stroll with a slow stop 
Slow stop for licker
Let's see if he can manage to not fuck it when the pressure is on
i doubt it lol
japanese minster of defence?
RB is waiting long
Didn't hold him lopng
Yeah no 
dsr
thought so
i mean no stopping oscar
😄
Just breezed past him 
Mood
/ego
Also hate Lawson
yep arrogant
His face hurts me
all my homies hate stroll
he lovels windows and licking them
Stroll is just a baby
He’s trying and that counts
Ferrari going to plan C 
Plan C for Hamilton 
Plan c lol ... ok 🙂

calling a tow truck?
Something like that
That's plan F
Clear and concise Ferrari radio 
George 
Banning coffee from Pit team option d
Jorj falling apart
Russel doing whole paragraphs to justify why he is being shit 
FUNDAR!
think it was his call saing he wasn'tgonna be able to do plan a
kek, Merc going "Stop being shit m8" to Jorj
yeah true actually
maybe oscar knows its gonna be 2 stop and just fly through field with pace
Hadjar gunning for that promotion
right im going for pit stop (cheese on toast) 🙂
JAFFLE!
thatmclarens speed is 
ok fanboy lol 😉 😛
it is though no other cars charging through like that
oscar's just got that dawg in him
DRS overtake
looks good tho
Kviat 
lmao
ah the cucked man himself
box lando
took yo seat, took yo wife
Ocon stopped?
1st lap
Yellow flag
Ocon 
haas out
vsc?
VSC LOL
Vsc
O
Norris fucked by the yellow flag lmao
Ocon ffs LMAO
Albono podium
vsc and maxwins lol
Max wins
That played out perfect for Max
crispy clean from redbull
Red Bull goal hanging for a VSC 
Max and Albon laughing
Lucky fuckers 
Piastri should pit
i want a safety car
Leclerc going to lose it 
lol
Charles not so happy
i've said ever since it started pitlane should be closed during vsc
Lechair 
Leclerc is about to commit pasta
I will comfort Lechair
ferrari unsafe release?
i'll comfort his wife
Max will grab her, its a tradition for him to yoink other drivers' wives

significant other at the least
They weren't married, just had a babbee
Man did Kviat dirty
Another slow stop mclaren
He even took the kid
Just because the other team has a goalkeeper doesn’t stop you from scoring
And made a new one Souza 
Green
Slow stop pastry
and go go go
lol
She knows whats up. Actual genious
poking him 'press w harder oscar'
Jesus christ Russel
As she nods and shakes her head now I’ll ask her opinions
Fucking hell Russell
russell 
holy shit
Clench

Haas engines said nope today
Oh he’s back out
Oh
Ted 
That was odd
Yuki 
Yuki
Yuki god damnit
just about fair i'd say
called it
hot take
williams last podium for a full race was our guy stroll

norris wins
you're high
Albon to win
Championship drivers don't lose when they get gifted a vrc in their pit window
Hamilton making moves 
hamilton killing his tires
lewis woken up
shit this still could be on
I'll give you a pass for 200 now
can't see it personally but never know
piastri about to be in his drs
Not having his usual luck this week
if albono gets p5 or p6, itd be hot
hulk getting his giga testicals out
oop, spoke too soon
ope noted for a VSC infringement
There's the Albo luck
Yuki's front wing endplate is damaged
No further investigation
nvbm
just started pissing down raining here
Thought you were closer than that
have to admit hadjar has impressed me
Pastry putting in some lap times 
Wonder if they'll tell Nandos to GTFO the way
Glad you didn't say lick it and send it after mentioning roo bols
Alonso 
alonso 

Even Alonso pissed like that 









