🏁Motorsports

[thorn topaz]

Just get a better connection smh

[woeful dawn]

It’s now tv lol

You think it would be better

[lofty hearth]

there's a few hard runners

[thorn topaz]

Lissen, I havent owned a TV since 2017

[atomic egret]

Anyone outside the box?

[mint hollow]

Of course my child refuses to go to bed in time for start

[tranquil tapir]

Fuck me bonjovi gotten old

[wraith stratus]

[woeful dawn]

The child yearns for V10 engines

[sinful kiln]

[lofty hearth]

max locks up

[humble sequoia]

wet patches and lisa

[thorn topaz]

Its cocaine out and away we go

[humble sequoia]

what are they saying

lol

[atomic egret]

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

[finite sun]

Coke?

[wraith stratus]

That’s a pen for Max

Surely

[finite sun]

MAN LIVES IN THE FUTURE

[sinful kiln]

yellow flag already?

[humble sequoia]

Max over line

[thorn topaz]

Lando lmfao

[atomic egret]

Lawsdon and Doob fuck it

[vivid rock]

george binned it?

[lofty hearth]

the power of the radio

[wraith stratus]

Doohan puncture

[thorn topaz]

lol

[humble sequoia]

YELLOW

[atomic egret]

Doob puncture

[humble sequoia]

lol

[thorn topaz]

Doohan's contract is so fucking done

[humble sequoia]

green

YELLOW again

[atomic egret]

Doob just trundling along

[humble sequoia]

lol

[thorn topaz]

Contact between Max and Lando as well

[humble sequoia]

Front and back two fucked cars lol

Max to be investigated (maybe)

[thorn topaz]

Kimi almost murdered Pastry there as well

[atomic egret]

Doob stopped

[humble sequoia]

Suprise lol

[atomic egret]

VSC

[wraith stratus]

Doohan stopped

[sinful kiln]

Norris

[thorn topaz]

For once thats a valid karen radio message from Lando

[late seal]

Nah, fuck him

[wraith stratus]

Doohan just got squeezed nothing he could do

[thorn topaz]

Fucking hell Doohan

[humble sequoia]

Max 5/10 sec coming up

lol

[vale moon]

max can't defend cleanly

[tranquil tapir]

At least he easy to pick up

[wraith stratus]

Yeah that’s a Max pen all day

[atomic egret]

God damn it. Both these guys are ruining the Aussie Season

[thorn topaz]

Yeah thats a Max pen

[vivid rock]

Max and not turning at a corner name a better duo

[humble sequoia]

Vercrashenn in effect

[wraith stratus]

Lando was far enough alongside for space

[thorn topaz]

Max literally pushed Lando off

[finite sun]

Actually disappointed Jolyon is defending Max with that

[thorn topaz]

Lawson got absolutely fucked there

[humble sequoia]

a shove - brundle

[lofty hearth]

green flag

[humble sequoia]

Lawson driving his best

[thorn topaz]

This is like having fucking Debris back on the grid

[lofty hearth]

oscar P2

[wraith stratus]

[vale moon]

go on oscar

and lando

[thorn topaz]

Good shit Oscar

[humble sequoia]

is there a green flag stroll on track

[vivid rock]

oscar is smooth as fuck

[lofty hearth]

possible rain in 15 mins

[wraith stratus]

Possible rain 15 minutes

[sinful kiln]

lando crash

[thorn topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/stroll-lance-stroll-strolled-titty-stroll-gif-21734356

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/windowlicker-gif-9231948

[late seal]

Lmao Hadjar

[thorn topaz]

Good effort

[lofty hearth]

sainz passes Albono

[atomic egret]

OH NO! I'm out of pretzels!

[thorn topaz]

Lawson terrorism noted

[lofty hearth]

20 laps till rain

[mint hollow]

Bit of moister should spice this up

[humble sequoia]

some big storms a mile or so away

[vivid rock]

get them red flags ready

[humble sequoia]

from track

[vivid rock]

a bit of rain is coming

[lofty hearth]

Merc civil war

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-storm-lightning-cloudy-gif-17607709

[finite sun]

Not 2016

[vale moon]

6 laps later max incident noted

[thorn topaz]

Max vs Lando noted

[vale moon]

its crazy

[wraith stratus]

What

[thorn topaz]

[sinful kiln]

ofc british drivers yapping and they need to investigate.

[wraith stratus]

Fuck off FIA

[vale moon]

gg lnado

[lofty hearth]

classic F1 champ bias

[woeful dawn]

Everything’s just a turn/lap one inchident now

[humble sequoia]

Max using the karen line to fix the decisions

[vale moon]

that mclarens so fast

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/redbull-f1-max-verstappen-horner-gif-22531690

[mint hollow]

Yesss Norris

[sinful kiln]

???? it was norris who yapping

[woeful dawn]

Nice one lando

[humble sequoia]

Should have said horner lol , just to bitch

[vivid rock]

how long till a sudden technical change is introduced and mclarens suddenly become slow as fuck

[mint hollow]

That was a sexy overtake not going to lie

[lofty hearth]

come on Oscar go get that red bull

[vale moon]

everyone praying it happens in spain

[vivid rock]

i am genuinely so happy that williams have turned it round

[sinful kiln]

Sainz going to overtake Russell?

[woeful dawn]

Same

[vale moon]

yeah great to see

[vivid rock]

shame James vowles will go straight into totos seat when he walks away

[atomic egret]

Pastry reel it in

[lofty hearth]

Rain lap 14

[vale moon]

oooooo that'll spice it up

[wraith stratus]

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/native-native-america-native-nation-native-america-tribe-native-dance-gif-2323902098593401928

[thorn topaz]

Ope

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/danza-dancing-dance-moves-maracas-box-on-head-gif-17214764

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-kiss-gif-22828692

[wraith stratus]

Norris

[lofty hearth]

lando's p3

[vale moon]

comeon oscar

[atomic egret]

Boo

[vivid rock]

Max can just hear " i come from a land down under" in the background

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/little-rain-tornado-rainstorm-raining-crazy-rain-blown-away-gif-10037506115030130258

[lofty hearth]

Alonso

[wraith stratus]

Alonso

[mint hollow]

Dotd Norris

[woeful dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-raining-its-raining-rainy-saturday-raining-sideways-gif-2569751082474733627

[mint hollow]

Or stroll

[vivid rock]

Alonso spins and Lawson is still behind him hahaha

[thorn topaz]

Doohan DOTD clearly

[humble sequoia]

alonso defucking himself

[lofty hearth]

here comes Oscar

[mint hollow]

Of course

[thorn topaz]

Old fart forgot how to drive. It happens

[mint hollow]

He’s getting old

[warped cave]

Lawson prob has a hole in the side of his car

[mint hollow]

Least he still has good hair

[humble sequoia]

Alonso going full boomer

[thorn topaz]

He is old, confused and potentially has alzheimers

Give him a break

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-kicking-child-pool-gif-24140501

[lofty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-eating-popcorn-popcorn-plankton-meme-plankton-yes-gif-18251234252356731757

[thorn topaz]

Literally Alonso in the paddock that gif

[mint hollow]

The cars on the overpass always ruins my illusion

[thorn topaz]

Come on Oscar, go get that Belgian prick

[wraith stratus]

Rain on the camera

[mint hollow]

Williams are fierce today

[humble sequoia]

Come on Cornish Pasty

[sinful kiln]

Max

[vivid rock]

max almost did his pattened dont turn at the corner then

[thorn topaz]

Max is being very cheeky

[vale moon]

lando catching

[atomic egret]

Pastry dropping back

[thorn topaz]

GP shut up you twat

[humble sequoia]

Max on the edge of c*ntyness

[thorn topaz]

Lando fastest lap lmao

[vale moon]

ferrari must be so pissed off with this car

[tranquil tapir]

Lando driving pissed

[thorn topaz]

Pastry is cooking again

[tranquil tapir]

He is not a happy boy

[humble sequoia]

Lando's Disco ball is steaming

[woeful dawn]

Oh to be FHP watching racing for free

And actually being paid for it

[humble sequoia]

Max brininging the excuses in before overtake

lol

[finite sun]

My thought every time I see them

[thorn topaz]

Have you gone London Style on crimers yet during your tenure with the rozzers Saucy?

[atomic egret]

Pastry does it

[lofty hearth]

YES Oscar!

[vale moon]

yes oscar

[wraith stratus]

Pastry

[thorn topaz]

Good shit Pastry

[humble sequoia]

Cornish pasty

[vivid rock]

hahahaha

yes oscar

[late seal]

Best fight for a position so far

[thorn topaz]

That was a fantastic battle

[woeful dawn]

Going full ramming speed, no KEKW

[tranquil tapir]

Go on lando now

[wraith stratus]

Max

[vivid rock]

now pull away from them oscar

[atomic egret]

Now fuck off into the horizon, Pastry

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

strappon

[thorn topaz]

Max lmfao

[primal tinsel]

lets goooo oscar

[humble sequoia]

excuses

[mint hollow]

Love a good excuse

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/boring-gif-18553963

[thorn topaz]

McLaren really has gone in his head

[vale moon]

the difference with oscar and lando is oscar stays there and is like "if you wanna crash we can go together"

lando backs out

[thorn topaz]

Go on Lando, pull the funny and rub salt into Max' bruised ego

[wraith stratus]

That was brilliant by Pastry

[humble sequoia]

max shoving a bit again

[wraith stratus]

Knew what max was going to do and sent him packing

[humble sequoia]

lol

[thorn topaz]

Pastry was such a perfect pickup by MCL

[late seal]

Lando can't do that

[thorn topaz]

Holy fuck can he drive

[atomic egret]

THe fuck, Pastry already +3?

[late seal]

It's the reason why Oscar is better

[atomic egret]

+4

[thorn topaz]

Definitely got more WDC potential in Oscar over lando

[humble sequoia]

Max naughty naughty

[mint hollow]

Pastry is better driver than Norris by far but I like both

[sinful kiln]

have you seen norris?

[thorn topaz]

Norris has become a bit insufferable tbf, Oscar is way more level headed

[humble sequoia]

yes, but i dislike strappons attitude , so ill bish lol

[atomic egret]

yup

[finite sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334961325532647545/1365041635251060797/image.png?ex=68190c97&is=6817bb17&hm=51cf7e5bb1e83a20b9ff7b9b75dd2174670d53554b036bde7bde00f3532d8b75&

[thorn topaz]

Fucking Belgians isnt it

[wraith stratus]

Albono water pressure issue

[thorn topaz]

Albono noooo

[vivid rock]

Lando cant handle the pressure is all

[late seal]

Max complaining but I noticed the rear end sliding. Might be time to change tires tbh

[vivid rock]

Oscar doesnt even know what pressure is

[atomic egret]

wow, 17 laps before the first track limits

[humble sequoia]

albon o7

[thorn topaz]

Lando gets into his own head and it fucks him. If that wasnt an issue, he would be fucking rapid

[humble sequoia]

[vale moon]

i don't think it's pressure just too nice

[woeful dawn]

Albon Sadge

[late seal]

Lando was breaking earlier lmao

[thorn topaz]

Which mind you is not his fault, and its completely fair

[lofty hearth]

and off they go

[vivid rock]

to be fair i want max to hold him up longer, oscar is just going off into the distance

[vale moon]

give it back lando

[wraith stratus]

Lando

[atomic egret]

It's done

[thorn topaz]

Jesus christ

That was a bit cheeky wasnt it

[vivid rock]

did lando just do a max to max

[humble sequoia]

slight shower on the way on radar

[late seal]

Lmao

[finite sun]

Max got close to fucking them both there

[thorn topaz]

Watch Lando get a penalty for pulling a Max on Max

[humble sequoia]

Ooooh noice

lol

[late seal]

That lasted 10 seconds

[finite sun]

He let him go

[wraith stratus]

Lando gave the place back

[finite sun]

Calm down

[sinful kiln]

good

[primal tinsel]

when will McLaren admit Oscar is the '1 driver

[humble sequoia]

Max steaming now

[sinful kiln]

Max

[finite sun]

Too late

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-and-furious-2-fast-2-furious-oh-hell-no-rx7-orange-julius-gif-14860028168307494225

[primal tinsel]

haha

[humble sequoia]

max view

[thorn topaz]

Sainz noted for leaving the track and gaining an advantage

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-gif-20457597

[vale moon]

there ya go lando

[lofty hearth]

Lando P2

[vivid rock]

oscar be like

[wraith stratus]

Lando

[thorn topaz]

We go agane

Much more civilised this time

[woeful dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-starwars-obi-wan-kenobi-gif-10168701

Piastri like

[atomic egret]

+9

[wraith stratus]

Pastry has fucked off into the distance

[thorn topaz]

Actually good racing for Miami this time around

[woeful dawn]

Yep

[thorn topaz]

I'm shocked

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/tranformers-being-the-gif-19435635

[primal tinsel]

i dont even know whats going on in this race beyond 2nd and 3rd, not a lot it seems

[wraith stratus]

Yeah it’s been decent so far

[late seal]

Rain will make this a shitshow now

[thorn topaz]

I'm all for a total shitshow when the rain comes

[vale moon]

out of drs

[humble sequoia]

more interesting *

[late seal]

Raining

[thorn topaz]

Bring all the chaos

[vivid rock]

i like how its all front 3 then williams just racing each other

[lofty hearth]

russell reports rain

[humble sequoia]

all chaos please

[wraith stratus]

Russel reporting rain

[lofty hearth]

or is it sweat

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-is-coming-charles-devereaux-tomb-raider-the-legend-of-lara-croft-discord-will-happen-chaos-is-about-to-happen-gif-8413705810731035448

[thorn topaz]

Weather went into full chaos mode

https://tenor.com/view/james-may-missile-gif-24984768

[lofty hearth]

bort box

[late seal]

Bortoleto switched to hard tires????

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/guenther-steiner-gif-17216137119347036218

[vivid rock]

so far best race of the year

[atomic egret]

NFI

[thorn topaz]

Would call bortoletto bottle, but that would be an insult to Honorably Aussie Finnish citizen, Reserve Driver for 3 teams Valtteri Bottas

[late seal]

Bortoleto wanted to stay out but Sauber made him pit anyways lol

[vale moon]

mercedes think rain will miss

same at mclaren

[thorn topaz]

I'm gutted that Bottas lost his seat

[sinful kiln]

Ocon overtake

[vale moon]

you just like his arse

[vivid rock]

now loets see how Mclaren fuck oscar over to make sure lando doesnt cry

[thorn topaz]

Who doesnt like Bottass?

[mint hollow]

Bottas likes his arse too

[lofty hearth]

that was close

[vivid rock]

Mercedes dont though

[wraith stratus]

Ham fighting with a Haas

[thorn topaz]

You bet his ass I'd buy his calendar, Merc told him to stop it though

[vale moon]

he seems a really funny dude tbf

[late seal]

Rain on lap 28 apparently

[lofty hearth]

hadjar box

[humble sequoia]

[thorn topaz]

I'm defo leaning towards Oscar DOTD

[woeful dawn]

Nah

Lawson

[humble sequoia]

Yuki next @tranquil tapir

[sinful kiln]

good stop by hadjar

[thorn topaz]

That fight with Max was absolute cinema

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/yuki-tsunoda-yuki-tsunoda-visa-cashapp-rb-rb-gif-12254405941971423691

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/washing-machine-washer-washing-clothes-waschmaschine-spannend-gif-26112565

[finite sun]

I bought th Bottass Calendar fpr my sister One of my favorite gifts Ive gotten her

[tranquil tapir]

Lando eeking closer

[woeful dawn]

Lawson for me for that lap one turn one dive bomb in to Doohan

Absolute cinema

[vale moon]

hadjar has impressed me aswell tbf

[thorn topaz]

How mortified was she Nic?

[finite sun]

She loved it, hung it on the wall proudly

[mint hollow]

I’m leaning to stroll

As he’s still racing

[thorn topaz]

Listen I have multiple devices Fifi

[finite sun]

She did say she wanted one

[thorn topaz]

Stroll always gets a vote

[woeful dawn]

I mean alonso spun and he’s still ahead of stroll

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/comaricemalibean-baby-baby-laughing-gif-10173809682617169621

[thorn topaz]

Okay thats fucking based Nic

[woeful dawn]

So still being on track for stroll is an achievement

[mint hollow]

Everyday stroll shows up to work he deserves a vote

[sinful kiln]

rain

[mint hollow]

It’s like when you write your name on an exam paper, you deserve a point

[thorn topaz]

Remembering how to breathe is an achievement for Lancelot Stoller

[mint hollow]

But hey at least he’s rich

[vale moon]

^^^

[lofty hearth]

the rain is hitting everywhere but the circuit

[thorn topaz]

Purely because his dad shits millions Fifi

[mint hollow]

Is he single?

[humble sequoia]

this track is so slow lol

[finite sun]

Somehow he is not iirc Ffion

[thorn topaz]

Literally had to buy a team to get his dribbler of a son into F1

[vale moon]

what does his dad actually do? is he a smart fella?

[woeful dawn]

Nah

[finite sun]

Ever heard of Michael Kors?

[woeful dawn]

Fart smella

Gehehehe

[thorn topaz]

Hes a bit like Trump, but actually somewhat competent

[vivid rock]

ceo of aston, owns like most the fashion companies

[mint hollow]

Let me google this bloke

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/in-this-world-youre-either-a-smart-fella-or-a-fart-smella-joker-fart-gif-24404799

[mint hollow]

And see if I should gold dig

[lofty hearth]

kimi box and its long

[thorn topaz]

Daddy Stroll is very rich

[tranquil tapir]

Always gold dig

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/indiniprint-peter-griffin-farting-on-meg's-face-gif-16236183519554983030

[thorn topaz]

4.4 stop for Kimi

Cucked by Williams

[finite sun]

had to wait

[vivid rock]

Daddy Strulović

[sinful kiln]

2.9s pit for sainz

[woeful dawn]

I mean last time he was cucked by red bull

[mint hollow]

Luckily very rich overrides ugly

[woeful dawn]

Man has no luck in the pits

[lofty hearth]

max box

[thorn topaz]

Oh Daddy Stroll and Stroll Jr both have faces fit for the radio

[lofty hearth]

williams strikes again

[mint hollow]

If only stroll has pastry driving skills, Charles’ face and daddy’s money

[late seal]

Hard tires don't work in that Sauber btw, Borto is doing 1:33

[woeful dawn]

And a face your hand wouldn’t get tired slapping

[vale moon]

2.5 albon nice

[finite sun]

Now youre asking for too much

[thorn topaz]

If only Lancelot Stroller didnt have 2 brain cells competing for 3rd place

[mint hollow]

A woman must try

[primal tinsel]

arent 80% of these drivers nepo babies

[woeful dawn]

Yes

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-f1-formula-1-formula-one-russia-gif-16253540961308492716

[finite sun]

Yes but there is still level to this

[woeful dawn]

Someone KEKW this please thank you

[thorn topaz]

Ironically Lewis is one of the rare F1 drivers who actually worked his way up without a silver or gold spoon up his arse

[mint hollow]

But has a terrible personality still

[woeful dawn]

spoons don’t go up your arse

[finite sun]

Ocon aslo didnt have much growing up

[thorn topaz]

They do if you are Belgian

[finite sun]

Sounds boring

[thorn topaz]

Look at Max

[lofty hearth]

bearman noo

[vale moon]

bearman car popped

[wraith stratus]

Bearboy

[mint hollow]

A good spoon up the arse solves a lot

[thorn topaz]

Bearboy

[atomic egret]

Oh Bearboy

[finite sun]

Thats what Im sayinggggg

[lofty hearth]

rain

in pit lane

vsc

[wraith stratus]

VSC

[thorn topaz]

Fifi, do I need to rush to Wales to prevent spooning of Aria?

[lofty hearth]

it's all happening now

[primal tinsel]

[vale moon]

well out the way tbf

[lofty hearth]

slow stop lewis

[mint hollow]

She is safe

[thorn topaz]

Good

[mint hollow]

She fell asleep with a Lego brick

But safe

[thorn topaz]

I still need to come visit

[mint hollow]

I think I need to set Aria up with Lily

And then boom besties

And I can go to races

[thorn topaz]

Goddaughter needs to know me

[late seal]

Bortoleto saying his engine is losing power too apparently

Still in front of Stroll btw

[thorn topaz]

Bortoletto is basically running F2 in F1

[mint hollow]

She doesn’t know anyone

[vale moon]

and away they go

[thorn topaz]

Hes putting in whatever he can, but that Sauber is a pile of shit

[humble sequoia]

mclaren lap late ?

[lofty hearth]

max is no longer in P3

[late seal]

Only reason Hulk does better is because experience does make wonders when driving a shitbox

[thorn topaz]

4.5 sec for Russell

[vale moon]

georgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[finite sun]

Still out ahead of Max

[wraith stratus]

Russel jumped Max

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/penny-wise-hi-georgie-it-movie-gif-9764248

[thorn topaz]

Someone hide the girls from Jos

Quickly

[lofty hearth]

where's that does nothing george meme

[thorn topaz]

Bortoletto o7

[mint hollow]

George totally made a deal with the devil

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/lulu-sir-lewis-hammilton-f1-gif-23206951

[finite sun]

Denti

[atomic egret]

Yuki speeding

[thorn topaz]

Man that retirement for Bearboy is gutting

[wraith stratus]

Albono

[vivid rock]

what did i dop

[thorn topaz]

Poor bastard

[vale moon]

williams going great

[finite sun]

We need the Jorj meme

[sinful kiln]

Albon

[vivid rock]

ooh

[humble sequoia]

@tranquil tapir

[woeful dawn]

Williams > Merc

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/yuki-tsunoda-cry-red-gif-5141963783019062099

[thorn topaz]

Meh, speeding in pitlane is a fine. It is what it is

[finite sun]

ty

[woeful dawn]

Williams >>>>> everyone

[lofty hearth]

there it is

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari getting wasted by Williams

[mint hollow]

Gotta speed somewhere

[vale moon]

5 secons yuki

[humble sequoia]

Hammy fastest on track at moment

[thorn topaz]

Wat

Thats usually a fine lmao

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/yuki-tsunoda-kiss-air-kiss-goggles-kissing-gif-26136791

[late seal]

I don't get why Sauber didn't retire Gabi yet

[thorn topaz]

Did he go through the pit lane at mach 9??

[vale moon]

in practice yeah

[sinful kiln]

Bor

[thorn topaz]

Yeah Bortoletto is

[primal tinsel]

fuck off with these ground level tail cams

[lofty hearth]

Ferrari fight incoming

[atomic egret]

VSC

[thorn topaz]

Oooh he locked both front wheels into the pitlane and got fucked by the speed limit

[humble sequoia]

Hams ripping it

[thorn topaz]

Thats fucking unlucky

[vale moon]

vsc

[late seal]

Bortoleto

[humble sequoia]

noice tyres

[wraith stratus]

Borto

[woeful dawn]

Norris catching Pastry?

[tranquil tapir]

Slowly

[vale moon]

you got him

[sinful kiln]

VSC again?

[thorn topaz]

VSC will spice this up

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/yuki-tsunoda-cry-crying-devestated-sad-gif-26591422

[thorn topaz]

Ya Johan

[wraith stratus]

Why did they VSC that

[finite sun]

Ferrari engines going great so far this race

[thorn topaz]

Bortoletto is already in one of the escapes

[humble sequoia]

Hams car loves the tyres

[wraith stratus]

Idiots

[humble sequoia]

bort is popping in offy for fags and booze

[thorn topaz]

Shut the fuck up Max

[vale moon]

wonder if their engines will still be massively ovverated in f125

[woeful dawn]

Good angle of the FHP boiiiis

[lofty hearth]

green flag

[vivid rock]

reddit is a hivemind

[humble sequoia]

God max is whingy bitch lol

[late seal]

Ffs Sainz

[thorn topaz]

So far its looking like Stroll as DOTD on my phone, Pastry on my rig

[tranquil tapir]

Max doing his pass driving career

[thorn topaz]

Sainz ffs

[finite sun]

The F1 games died when EA bought Codemasters

[woeful dawn]

“🅱️earnie Collins”

[wraith stratus]

Hamilton

[vivid rock]

they died long before EA got their hands on it

[thorn topaz]

Nic this years wasnt bad

[humble sequoia]

ham loves this lol

[thorn topaz]

It wasnt as bad at least

[finite sun]

Why do you have to say the quiet part out loud

[tranquil tapir]

Sainz not albon Crofty and martin !!!

[thorn topaz]

I do miss the old WRC games

[vale moon]

eahave killed wrc game

[thorn topaz]

Colin McRae

[vale moon]

which is a shame because its a great game

[woeful dawn]

EA have killed games period

[finite sun]

Almost like EA kill everything they touch

[thorn topaz]

EA tend to do that

[humble sequoia]

EA totally w**ked up FC25

shite

[thorn topaz]

Fucking hell its almost been 20 years since Colin McRae passed

2007

[woeful dawn]

Bruh the fifa games have been shit since about FIFA 15/16 lol

[vale moon]

southpark got ea sports bang on lol

[humble sequoia]

True lol, this year is a new level of bollocks

lol

[vale moon]

fifa doesn't exist anymore its eafc

[tranquil tapir]

Can't even change tactics midmatch

[finite sun]

My friend was (not) having a whale of a time on FC25 earlier today

[late seal]

Bro where is the fucking rain

[woeful dawn]

But but but but

NEW BALL PHYSICS

[lofty hearth]

swap the Ferrari let the softer compound go for now

[humble sequoia]

FC this

[thorn topaz]

I might go to Le Mans next year

[woeful dawn]

Not in Miami clearly

[vale moon]

you played for a bit took me a half of football with the trial to know it was dogshit

[humble sequoia]

trial for me , purchase ..no lol

[vale moon]

that'd be a fun trip

we

[lofty hearth]

I'll come back to you

[thorn topaz]

Surprisingly, Le Mans isnt extortionately expensive like F1 is

[vale moon]

we're checkin lewis

[late seal]

Shut up Ham

[woeful dawn]

200mph damn like me driving a police car hehehe

[finite sun]

Getting an RV and going to Le Mans with the boys would be icredibly fun

[vivid rock]

ferrari clowns hahahahaha

[thorn topaz]

Ferrari strikes again

We are checking

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/leclerc-f1-leclerc-f1-formula1-fail-gif-25940037

[humble sequoia]

God , this rari team

[tranquil tapir]

They need to let lewis through he quicker

[finite sun]

Gotta compensate for not fucking the strategy yesterday

[humble sequoia]

rari' team ,. popped off for quick cig and a beer before giving update

[candid pebble]

btw are we sure its Stroll driving? have we seen him on the grid, him not crashing is kinda suspicious, is someone wearing a Stroll meatsuit?

[thorn topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/mattia-binotto-scuderia-ferrari-he-is-not-a-clown-gif-25167873

[late seal]

Of course there is a bunch of middle-aged Florida man with Ferrari merch watching

[humble sequoia]

Yup rari team engineers lol

[thorn topaz]

He might be parked in pit lane, hes off to take a shit Chrissy

[wraith stratus]

Lawson

[vivid rock]

every lap stroll doesnt crash, the drivers should be radioing why hasnt stroll crashed

[vale moon]

lawson parked up

[thorn topaz]

Dude the Ferrari curse lmfao

o7 Kiwi

[vale moon]

ok lewis give it upnow

[late seal]

Remember to hug a TeamLH member today

[sinful kiln]

lewis

[thorn topaz]

LOL shut the fuck up Lewis. This isnt helping

[candid pebble]

or did his daddy tell him he would cut his allowance

[lofty hearth]

don't you dare

[humble sequoia]

why are Ferrari team so confrontational , cunts... lol

[thorn topaz]

TeamLH are having many aneurysms atm

[humble sequoia]

Lewis fucked is v f**ed off

[thorn topaz]

Twitter is a fucking boiling

[vale moon]

carlos catching charles

[woeful dawn]

Sky Sports are about to have an aneurysm

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-national-chocolate-eclair-day-chocolate-eclair-breakfast-gif-12044042

[humble sequoia]

blimey

swap positions

lol

Ok

[tranquil tapir]

Already over a second ahead

[thorn topaz]

When are they not Saucy?

[woeful dawn]

True

Tragedy of being UK, not being able to get F1 TV

[humble sequoia]

actullay 3 of last 4 laps ham ahead

of leclerk

[finite sun]

Whenever all the Brits on the grid are winning ?

[vale moon]

christ lawson been bit by ashark

[thorn topaz]

O that is a big hole in Lawson's car

[wraith stratus]

Hamilton

[late seal]

LMFAO

[lofty hearth]

a tea break

[thorn topaz]

LOL

[humble sequoia]

At least this person isnt there this year lol

[wraith stratus]

Holy shit

[vale moon]

guys do we think if you damage opponents car your team should pa the damage from their budget

[finite sun]

[humble sequoia]

[thorn topaz]

Hamilton is so fucking over today

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-time-good-morning-cuppa-gif-13491538

[vivid rock]

hahaha lewis is not a happy bunny

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Dude is fucking furios

[wraith stratus]

Ham just cooked Ferrari

[normal hill]

Lewis getting sassy

[humble sequoia]

Wouldnt blame Ham to walkaway from ferari WTF are the team doing

[west jewel]

[humble sequoia]

lol

[thorn topaz]

Italians drinking tea? Yeah thats not happening Lewis

[vale moon]

"so i told them make a lil gap in the drs so it flaps all the time i'm a genius"

[humble sequoia]

[thorn topaz]

TED

[late seal]

Now Leclerc complaining

Fucking hell

[humble sequoia]

[warped cave]

Sainz passes Lec

[lofty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-tea-time-tea-quotes-kaunam-kaunam-tea-gif-18030681

[wraith stratus]

So the Ferrari civil war starts

[thorn topaz]

Fucking Ferrari imploding

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/summer-queen-espresso-sabrina-carpenter-gif-11508651300411024519

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-jpj-gif-27455445

Oh shut it leclerc

lol

[wraith stratus]

Gasly yellow flag infringement

[thorn topaz]

Gasly noted for a yellow flag infringement

[wraith stratus]

And Sainz

[vale moon]

whats next race italy- imola?

[late seal]

Leclerc close to DRS

[humble sequoia]

oh god

[thorn topaz]

Italians are going into civil war, Spanish are starting a new revolution, and a team based in Austria are malding. This isnt looking good

[vale moon]

i expect a mclaren upgrade for their too going back to eu

[atomic egret]

Ordering some brekky

[tranquil tapir]

I feel like they should've done canada next

[finite sun]

Austria?

[thorn topaz]

Red Bull are based in Austria

Well the company is

[tranquil tapir]

What you ordering

[finite sun]

Barely

[vale moon]

its sleepy time not brekkie time dang future people

[thorn topaz]

Their F1 base is of course in Milton Keynes (Which is a god awful shithole)

But RB as a company is based in Austria

[woeful dawn]

What a stat posted by F1 TV lol

4/6 rookie drivers retired

[humble sequoia]

Lol

[vale moon]

[thorn topaz]

Absolute savage

[finite sun]

Only retirees so far

[woeful dawn]

The absolute BM

[humble sequoia]

4/6 zoomers retired

[vale moon]

[thorn topaz]

The fucking nerve

[tranquil tapir]

And half basically caused by one driver

[thorn topaz]

RPM better fucking do a The Nerve on this race

[humble sequoia]

Stroll in ....

last place

[woeful dawn]

Fuck I haven’t watched RPM in a hot minute

[late seal]

Leclerc in DRS range

[tranquil tapir]

Stroll still on racetrack

[finite sun]

Being behind a Sauber is incredibly work, gotta hand both Astons that

[thorn topaz]

Stroll saw a window that needed licking, give him a break. Hes the special needs one on the grid

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-window-licker-stroll-windowlicker-formula-1-gif-16500106202941415170

soon?

lol

[lofty hearth]

So Alonso spun it earlier and Stroll is still last?

[woeful dawn]

Yes

[thorn topaz]

What does that even mean Leclerc?

[vivid rock]

🥒

[finite sun]

Cock too big and leaning right

[late seal]

Balls stuck to the right

[vale moon]

has conor moore fucked off youtube btw?

[humble sequoia]

filth

lol

[thorn topaz]

They are just making shit up at this stage or he got struck by a full mast

[woeful dawn]

Betty swollocks

A common problem

[thorn topaz]

Sweaty bollocks do be annoying

[mint hollow]

Very annoying

[vivid rock]

his 1 trick got old fast

[lofty hearth]

lando is reducing the gap

[vale moon]

i loved his max stuff

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari getting close again

[atomic egret]

Pastry has lapped the WL

[vale moon]

lance like "i'm so fast i'm racing pastry"

[vivid rock]

i bet they make oscar and lando swap

[thorn topaz]

Ferrari is about to singlehandedly throw Italy into a civil war

[woeful dawn]

Alright DOTD boys

Stroll?

[sinful kiln]

yes

[vale moon]

lando just

[atomic egret]

Lawboy

[wraith stratus]

Always

[woeful dawn]

Get the votes in

[thorn topaz]

Last time Italy and the UK were in in a war, it got nasty. Pls not again

Bearboy on my laptop, Stroll on my phone and Pastry on my rig

[lofty hearth]

Clearly it's Yuki for Dotd, since he was fastest in the pitlane

[mint hollow]

Norris, pastry and stroll

[wraith stratus]

Chair calling for the swap

[woeful dawn]

Let’s go boys

[wild wigeon]

when was the last time he got of his arse and did one?

[vale moon]

its may the 4th gotta be lando lol

[sinful kiln]

👌

[thorn topaz]

Gordon Ramsay screaming

[atomic egret]

Did Crofty just call him Lapped Stroll?

[thorn topaz]

[wild wigeon]

bet he screams in upper case

[mint hollow]

Gordon is dotd

[vale moon]

love ramsey

[thorn topaz]

Bernd Maylander is the true DOTD

[woeful dawn]

Gordon calling stroll a fucking donkey

Or an idiot sandwich

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-idiot-sandwich-angry-mad-what-are-you-gif-4169547

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-idiot-sandwich-angry-mad-what-are-you-gif-4169547

[finite sun]

AI works quick

[vale moon]

how they knocked that up so fast lol

[woeful dawn]

Good selection of Danish too

[thorn topaz]

Weaponised autism @vale moon

[thorn topaz]

Which arent a Danish thing

[wraith stratus]

Danish pastries aren’t danish?

[vale moon]

lando 4 tenths out of pastry

[finite sun]

Swedish Fish isnt Swedish

[woeful dawn]

I don’t care theyre fucking tasty bwo

[vale moon]

did you check their passports?

[sinful kiln]

In Danish, Norwegian, and Swedish, the term for Danish pastry is wienerbrød (or wienerbröd), meaning 'Viennese bread'.

[finite sun]

They are Amercian, they dont have passports

[humble sequoia]

too

[thorn topaz]

Originated from Austrian immigrants a long fucking time ago

[vale moon]

lewis "i'll get back to you"

[atomic egret]

This should be fun

[thorn topaz]

Lewis is about to commit multiple hommicide on the Ferrari pit wall

o7 knighthood

[humble sequoia]

Oh dear

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rage-gif-8504008861365887604

incoming

[late seal]

Gabriel's car had a issue with the fuel pump according to him

[thorn topaz]

Swap the swanky Monaco flat with a suite at the Tower of London

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/thurston-waffles-meow-scream-glowing-eyes-cat-gif-15740056

[thorn topaz]

Guess that works

[finite sun]

That'll do it

[atomic egret]

swapped

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/phobiamp3-kitty-furios-cat-angry-gif-26396978

[late seal]

Ferrari being clowns too much today

[thorn topaz]

LOL Ferrari please stop being fucking morons

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari

[thorn topaz]

PLEASE

[vale moon]

ferrari gonna ferrarilol

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

At least try to seem semi competent

[vale moon]

oof

[mint hollow]

Ferrari needs better strategists

Like

[thorn topaz]

Meanwhile MCL are just on a sunday cruise, with Russell 32 sec behind Lando

[wraith stratus]

Lewis

[vale moon]

lewis is hilarious

[thorn topaz]

LMFAO

[finite sun]

They have for years, Ffion

[late seal]

Lewis

[finite sun]

[wraith stratus]

The fucking sas

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-hynes-hynies-an-unexpected-christmas-100-100percent-gif-23937462

[thorn topaz]

Lewis is about to fucking quit

He is fucking fuming

[atomic egret]

Boohoo

[vivid rock]

watch sainz take them both ha

[humble sequoia]

LOL

[mint hollow]

It’s too funny

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/phobiamp3-kitty-furios-cat-angry-gif-26396978

[thorn topaz]

This is actually embarrassing, and I dont even like the guy lmao

[primal tinsel]

thats a classic ferrari-ism

[humble sequoia]

wouldnt blame him

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

BREAKFAST HERE!

[thorn topaz]

He knew what he signed when he signed that contract with that team Blu

[humble sequoia]

Ham now in overtaking of leclerc

lol

[woeful dawn]

What you having bro

[vale moon]

lewis crawl back to mclaren for nostalgia

[lofty hearth]

Hadjar is close to stopping yuki getting points

[vale moon]

just got below 5

[thorn topaz]

Dude I bet Binotto is having the time of his life with this shitshow

Hes off in Italy getting absolutely hammered with Günther and does not give a fuck

[lofty hearth]

hey at least they haven't put inters on a dry track... yet

[finite sun]

He would if he was sat at home in front of the TV. Instead he has to un-tractor the Saubers

[wraith stratus]

Bruh half the fucking stands around the track are empty

[thorn topaz]

They are indeed

[sinful kiln]

cant wait for @normal hill to hear what he thinks about his teams strategy for today

[thorn topaz]

Because Miami is usually a shit GP and celebs usually leave quick

[atomic egret]

Burrito

[vale moon]

[thorn topaz]

But this race has been good memes

[late seal]

Max forgot he snitched lmao

[thorn topaz]

RB wot

[woeful dawn]

Keep going what’s in it

[finite sun]

huh

[humble sequoia]

Hams bored , he is actually slowing for sainz to catch up

lol

Sass in full efect

[thorn topaz]

What even is going on lmfao

[sinful kiln]

its yuki who have a 5s pen?

[thorn topaz]

Ya

[atomic egret]

chorizo and bacon

[thorn topaz]

Speeding in pit lane

[woeful dawn]

Noice

[tranquil tapir]

You call it Vienna bread right?

[thorn topaz]

Jorj might catch a 5s as well

Ya Merl

[vale moon]

apparently rb think they can complai he didn't slow for yellows

[thorn topaz]

RB are good at complaining tbf

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/redbull-f1-max-verstappen-horner-gif-22531690

[thorn topaz]

Not too good at getting anything out of said complaints

[late seal]

No rain

[thorn topaz]

This is what happens when your TP is banging a Spice Girl

[thorn topaz]

Ginger Spice isnt it?

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/clowns-too-many-clowns-car-gif-14424418

[humble sequoia]

[thorn topaz]

Dude, Ferrari are literally going to throw Italy into a civil war

[wraith stratus]

Pastry wins again

[lofty hearth]

Lets go Oscar

[thorn topaz]

What in the ket are they doing

[vale moon]

lets goboys

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/morten-clowngang-clown-peepo-peepoclown-gif-26219808

[sinful kiln]

[lofty hearth]

1,2 finish

[atomic egret]

Yay Pastry

[primal tinsel]

Oscar is my hero, so glad mclaren got a likeable #1 driver

[thorn topaz]

What a cruise from Pastry. Good shit

[vale moon]

mclaren "we're not that much faster"

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/activate-honda-beat-horner-f1-gif-19092104

[wraith stratus]

McLaren are miles ahead

[normal hill]

Sorry my internet went crazy 🤣

[thorn topaz]

Lando actually did well for once

Almost fucked it, but saved it

[lofty hearth]

sainz crash

[woeful dawn]

Gg boys

[sinful kiln]

Norris didn't win!

[thorn topaz]

33 seconds ahead is just silly

[late seal]

Sainz doing some terrorism on Lewis

[vale moon]

yuki back ahead 5seconds

[thorn topaz]

Toto about to end up murdering someone

[finite sun]

Uhm Sainz you good?

[wraith stratus]

Yuki gets a point

[thorn topaz]

Yuki still has that 5 sec pen no?

[atomic egret]

THat would have been sweet if he managed it

[vale moon]

great race that

[humble sequoia]

WTF SAINZ

[woeful dawn]

Sainz?

[thorn topaz]

Sainz???

[vale moon]

yeah he got back above it by a tenth

[humble sequoia]

Sainz will get a penalty for that lol

[vale moon]

jesus carlos

[humble sequoia]

lol

[wraith stratus]

Sainz

[late seal]

That was awkward

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-sainz-carlos-sainz-jr-cupcake-carlossainz-f1-gif-16325416644303700267

[tranquil tapir]

Sainz prob got 2 penalties coming

[thorn topaz]

Thats a slam dunk causing a collision pen

[humble sequoia]

yep

[mint hollow]

Sainz dotd

[finite sun]

At least one

[vivid rock]

he moved under breaking....or you moved him while breaking

[humble sequoia]

dick of the day

[vale moon]

https://tenor.com/view/checking-watch-chris-brander-ryan-reynolds-just-friends-would-you-look-at-the-time-gif-12693907534173761892

[late seal]

He risked it, it didn't work

[mint hollow]

All of the above

[vale moon]

so meet back here in 2 weeks yeah?

[late seal]

Lewis will be more pissed though so W

[vivid rock]

Time for MBS to get the spotlight

[thorn topaz]

Moved under breaking my arse. The Italians are starting a civil war, the French are doing French things, Austrians are malding, Now the Spanish are starting a civil war again

[tranquil tapir]

Moving to take the corner

[humble sequoia]

Lewis off to puch some team members

[thorn topaz]

This is highly suboptimal

[sinful kiln]

Piastri have 6 wins. more than norris

[mint hollow]

Hamilton off to punch Ferrari strategists

[thorn topaz]

Oh and TeamLH are having a monumental meltdown

[humble sequoia]

definetly

[vivid rock]

and look whos waiting at the scale

[atomic egret]

was that supposed to be a griddy?

[vivid rock]

what a cunt

[finite sun]

MBS looks like such a smug cunt

[humble sequoia]

Team Strappon are whinging too on x

lol

[thorn topaz]

Ferrari strategists are being moved to safehouses as we speak

[tranquil tapir]

Oh yeah next yr they moving Canadian

[humble sequoia]

Hams off to batter some with his helmet

[lofty hearth]

do we think that horndog will bring out the photo's for George's yellow flag

[wraith stratus]

Yeah Canada is after Miami next year

[thorn topaz]

He should just sign the retirement notice, get in the car and fuck off into the distance

[sinful kiln]

i would say this is the best race so far in this season

[mint hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-find-you-i-will-kill-you-taken-gif-5513044

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/redbull-f1-max-verstappen-horner-gif-22531690

[vivid rock]

jesus what was george doing haha

[wraith stratus]

[tranquil tapir]

I have to cheer lando on as he was born in Bristol

[vivid rock]

mbs does his best to make it look like he doesnt want in the photo

[late seal]

"I have no idea why MBS is there with Piastri" - Brazilian commentator

[mint hollow]

And on that note, bedtime

[atomic egret]

Doctor Who time

[finite sun]

this

[tranquil tapir]

[thorn topaz]

Hang on what is Yenson doing with these interviews?

[thorn topaz]

Hang on what the fuck is this?

[tranquil tapir]

Just American things

[thorn topaz]

Cooldown room on a truck?

[vivid rock]

how far away is the podium for them to be on a truck

[thorn topaz]

And with Russell?

Wot

What the fuck was Russell on about with an injured leg and shade towards other drivers lmao

[late seal]

Considering the stereotypes that I've heard about I guess they are on the way to murder a hooker or something

[thorn topaz]

This is peak Florida

[late seal]

Never heard a good stereotype about American truckers

[thorn topaz]

Lando LMAO

[tranquil tapir]

The lego race before the f1

[thorn topaz]

You cheeky fuck

[finite sun]

Said he and Pastry(?) had a crash with the lego cars earlier

[thorn topaz]

Oi dont talk shit about Lego you shit

Ah the lego cars

[tranquil tapir]

Lego is the only place I have a drivers licence

[thorn topaz]

That fucking Merc suit is so strange

L

Get a proper license then smh

[tranquil tapir]

No I don't trust myself to drive

[humble sequoia]

accurate

[tranquil tapir]

I'd make stroll look like a decent driver

[thorn topaz]

You'll be fine, its not as intimidating as it seems

Unless you decide renting a car in Paris. Made that mistake once

O mein gott

[finite sun]

I dont trust other people to drive

[wraith stratus]

Yeah driving in Paris is an experience

[thorn topaz]

In general renting a car in France is a bad idea

They are fucking lunatics

Its bumper cars with rentals

[humble sequoia]

STROLL crosses fingers

[tranquil tapir]

Them and Italians

[thorn topaz]

France is way worse than Italy, and Italy is bad

Oh now we get the cooldown room

What the fuck was that truck trip

Portugal is actual NVL

[late seal]

Russel laughing at Max lmao

[thorn topaz]

Rental wise

Jorj ffs

[high cedar]

Podium going to take longer than the race

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

That Merc fan was properly zooming

I hate that Merc suit lmao

[high cedar]

Suppose the truck was better than golf karts from previous years

[high cedar]

Better than the Ferrari livery

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

The HP Printer detected a 3rd party ink cartridge. It happens a lot with HP printers Guru

They tend to go fuck you when that happens

[finite sun]

I love being sick. Ive been awake for 11h and Im falling asleep

[high cedar]

Fuck HP I hate the printers and the laptops are nearly as bad

[thorn topaz]

True

[finite sun]

Mid trophies

[wraith stratus]

The boos for MBS

[thorn topaz]

[finite sun]

Love to hear it

[high cedar]

Always has to be on camera

Trying to direct people as well

[thorn topaz]

Guru he had to introduce a thing where he has to present a medal himself to the podium

To help his ego

[finite sun]

Most pointless thing

[high cedar]

Yea.....