Plan C +4 for Lando 
#đMotorsports
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finite sun
kek
finite sun
Lawson is in a real hurry atm
sinful kiln
norris pit? 
marsh furnace
Dont fuck it up dear god
finite sun
Mclaren not fumbling strategy, damn
atomic egret
finite sun
I was fully expecting them to fuck over Pastry
finite sun
Fair enough
atomic egret
Pastry closing in on Doob
late seal
Leclerc close to Russel too
finite sun
Colors on the onboard with Leclerc seemed off 
The DRS down the main straight is so strong
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Yeah lot of overtakes
finite sun
Leclerc getting Russell this lap
lofty hearth
Charles p3
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LeChair 
atomic egret
Why do they keep putting the Riddick eye shine on the arse of the car in front?
finite sun
Fastest lap by a second, jesus Lando is flying
You mean the rain light blinking Kao?
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Lawson 10 second pen 
atomic egret
finite sun
bruh
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Why wasnât Max 10 seconds then?
lofty hearth
Lawson strikes again
finite sun
Why wasnât Max 10 seconds then? <:omegalul:893646678081556480>
I am wondering the same
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FIA 
atomic egret
You mean the rain light blinking Kao?
No, the back of the car goes iridescent when they are playing on boards of overtakes
finite sun
No, the back of the car goes iridescent when they are playing on boards of overt...
Guess I need to pay more attention
Interesting report from Pastry
Williams trying to get away from Hadjar
sinful kiln
Norris pen? 
atomic egret
Oooooh
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Lando noted
lofty hearth
Lando you moron
lofty hearth
Stop with basic errors
warped cave
finite sun
Good thing it isnt Lando leading
atomic egret
Doob giving Oscar some DRS
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No pen for Lando
marsh furnace
Lucky imo
fervent merlin
overtake award i give to oscar for sure
atomic egret
sinful kiln
wow. mcl paid the stewards 
atomic egret
Aww man, the dash seems to crash each week
woeful dawn
Anyway, Stroll DOTD
atomic egret
Les go Williams
lofty hearth
Well stroll has done well here today
finite sun
This race has flown by
yup
lofty hearth
He hasn't crashed yet
wraith stratus
He hasn't crashed yet
Yet 
fervent merlin
he also didnt hit anyone today
lofty hearth
Never mind stroll blocking oscar
atomic egret
Stroll getting in Pastry's way
woeful dawn
I heard Stroll was race fixing with Kiwi, bigger payout on his bet for a second safety car
Lando be zooming
woeful dawn
Stroll getting in Pastry's way
Thatâs my DOTD baby letâs gooooo
sinful kiln
ohh that overtake by our guy Stroll 
woeful dawn
Overtake of the day baby
lofty hearth
Co on Oscar, Australia drivers championship leader would be a awesome sight
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Russel with tyre problems
finite sun
uh oh
late seal
Gotta love the good old Mercedes fumble
woeful dawn
Bono my tyres
atomic egret
MANTIS!
finite sun
ohh thats why she looks familiar
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Last lap 
atomic egret
Les go Chair! Keep him behind!
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Pastry Wins!! 
atomic egret
WOO AUSSIE LEADER!
finite sun
marsh furnace
lofty hearth
late seal
Looking back I think taking the 5 seconds was better for Max than give the position and be stuck between Pastri and Russel. He had like 20 laps with clean air because of it
finite sun
Have they started waving two chequered flags because the famous person fucking sucks at it 80% of the time?
woeful dawn
Ggs
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Great drive by LeChair also
finite sun
Williams double points
sinful kiln
both williams score points
atomic egret
Beddle time
late seal
Max got DoT lmao
fervent merlin
for what lol
finite sun
wtf are the people watching f1 smoking this year
late seal
I don't really know lol
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Swear people just take the piss with dotd this year 
finite sun
Weirdest DotD winners every race except Australia
late seal
For me it's Leclerc today tbh
finite sun
Leclerc or Sainz
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Yeah Oscar or LeChair
vivid rock
late seal
Nah, Leclerc for sure. Once Max took a penalty Pastry was in the clear
Russel did nothing once again
atomic egret
Piss off MBS
finite sun
^
late seal
Bro Charles looks like he is dying lmao
finite sun
Camera man is a big fan of LeChair
marsh furnace
2 week break 
vivid rock
MBS Failed the try not to make the end of race about him challenge
atomic egret
Back up, camera man! Bloody hell
finite sun
vivid rock
yes were back to short interviewmax hahaha
sinful kiln
wow that max interview 
vivid rock
incoming fine for not interviewing to the fias expectations
finite sun
MBS probably working on it already
late seal
finite sun
Scripted fan celebration
Im still waiting on a "Im here so I dont get fined" comment from someone doing media
vivid rock
max just not saying a word
finite sun
Did Charles say Borto wont have a flight home?
vivid rock
đ
vivid rock
Did Charles say Borto wont have a flight home? <:kyliebLul:814620898266841088>
Alonso is part of his management team and he dinked him ha
finite sun
I know but I had to be reassured I heard correctly
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finite sun
Back to being half asleep and watching Stor Wors
warped cave
finite sun
he can also shut the fuck up the dumb cunt
humble sequoia
he can also shut the fuck up the dumb cunt
fervent merlin
had max concedeed as he was beaten he would of lost maybe 1-3 places and it would of been legal. he went off because he ddint want to and tought he woukd get away with it.
humble sequoia
also i dont like the lunges he does against opponents when approaching corners , he cant concede fairly at all, and when gets found out in 99% cases goes on a rant to daddy horndog lol
fervent merlin
max is not shumacher or senna hes jus a guy that got the best car
humble sequoia
well last seasons, this year is hit and miss
car looks dangerous again though last couple of races
humble sequoia
max is not shumacher or senna hes jus a guy that got the best car
yup pretty much
fervent merlin
face facts senna got second place in a toleman. that car was like a minardi in the 1980s -90s
Nigel Mansell was a better driver than verstappen. what he did was amazing he just got taken out of teams for other drivers other drivers are coulard, irvine, brundle ,Barrichello and many others
late seal
Ngl I disagree with most of the stuff I saw above, I think Max still is one of the best drivers that ever came out of F1 in terms of talent. I put him and Hamilton on the same level tbh
candid pebble
but tbh anything else from Levi would have been surprising
late seal
People dislike him because he is too aggressive, thats it
candid pebble
so was Schumacher
late seal
Yeah, thats why I don't get it
candid pebble
when you are as good as them you sometimes try to bend the rules and or push too far
and overdo it especially when your car is inferior
late seal
I would say that his aggressiveness is what holds him back most of the times, but Max still is the best driver on the track right now
candid pebble
the fact he can keep up and even win a race just shows he is up there
late seal
I think the only other driver close to his level right now is Oscar tbh, and he might surpass Max in the future
Same way Max surpassed Hamilton (or Hamilton became washed, I don't know which one is the case yet)
candid pebble
Oscar has the potential it seems, has a good head
Lando has potential as well but he is a choker
i really wonder whats up with the Ferraris
late seal
I think they are fucking up less but it doesn't look like they have the pace for p1, Idk if its the car or the drivers yet
warped cave
def the car, otherwise Leclerc would be closer in quali
late seal
[Adam Cooper via Bluesky]
Alonso on Bortoleto: "I was surprised, I nearly crashed, which is the last thing you want, but he didn't see me. I had to avoid the corner, and then I gave back the position, because I didn't want to be penalised. We fly together now back home. Maybe no dinner for him..."
atomic egret
Sending him to his bedroom on the jet without champers
normal hill
late seal
atomic egret
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late seal
Apparently when Max got the penalty they censored him saying "Well, that is bloody lovely"
marsh furnace
**MyMami**
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marsh furnace
absolute legend, thank you so much
high cedar
https://hammertime.cyou/
Ohh a selectable timezone one that's useful
sinful kiln
yes
high cedar
As trying to it when all you have is the event schedule in the tracks timezone and trying to convert on one website then make the message on another is a pain
late seal
Damn...
finite sun
Funny how one of the two drivers is the same
dawn siren
You either have a car that can win or you don't.
atomic egret
Almost like it's a team sport
dawn siren
Don't tell Redbull that
vivid rock
thorn topaz
O I see McLaren are pulling out of Formula E after this season
high cedar
O I see McLaren are pulling out of Formula E after this season
Apparently so don't think it's been officially confirmed by the team yet but it sounds like they are done
high cedar
i like the bit when they nearly stick it in a wall
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the track just looks so shit... no overtaking is going to happen
finite sun
Aintnoway thats real
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it is real, that's a simulation of the updated track layout for next year
finite sun
Naah
Bro, its a channel thats 10 days old with 13 subscribers. Aintnoway
Also who the fuck uploads a video like that where they bin it
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its a repost of the official vid posted by the track
finite sun
jfc
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let me see if i can find the official one
finite sun
Thats even worse
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there's the offical one from the Madrid Circuit YouTube
and they have the comments turned off
vivid rock
oh look a souless no overtaking piece of shit street circuit
normal hill
atomic egret
Let's milk all the money out of something until we kill any reason for anyone to spend any money on it
late seal
Seems like people are enjoying the layout for Madrid
finite sun
For the first time in years I disliked a video on youtube
finite sun
Ive said it before, this channel could/should be renamed to motorsports :p
sinful kiln
Can you rename forum threads?
high cedar
Yes
finite sun
No idea
high cedar
You can I just checked
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6 hours of imola is on
6 hours of Spa next in a couple of weeks 
sinful kiln
normal hill
sinful kiln
sprint weekend in miami 
atomic egret
normal hill
vivid rock
finite sun
Soon as Hamilton retires I would bet
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Max to Ferrari after Hamilton retires is a rumour I've started to see do the rounds 
high cedar
Max to Ferrari after Hamilton retires is a rumour I've started to see do the rou...
so max its going to split in 3 between mercades ferreri and GT racing
candid pebble
tbh i have seen more talking about Mercedes or Aston Martin than Ferrari
sinful kiln
same here
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yeah Merc and AM are the main choices so far as well i think, just seen some comments saying that Max to Ferrari might be an option in the next few years if either of those don't work out
or he could take a year or two off, or go to WEC or some form of GT racing
everything is a rumour 
sinful kiln
If oli is not in a ferrari seat by 2027 ill be shocked
who will he replace Charles? lewis leaving after two seasons feels a bit fast
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who will he replace Charles? lewis leaving after two seasons feels a bit fast ...
depends how Ham does with the new regs next year I would say, if he continues to have a shocker next year he might call his retirement leaving a seat free for Max potentially. 
I highly doubt it would be chair that makes way
not going to lie, Chair and Max at Ferrari would be Box Office 
sinful kiln
chair have been with ferrari for 7 seasons now including 2025
normal hill
He is washedâŚ
sinful kiln
unless he's pushed out the door
yeah. doing pretty alright in WDC. since 2022 with a 2nd place, 2023 5th place and 2024 3rd place
high cedar
They did it they made it worse
https://fxtwitter.com/stakef1team_ks/status/1917566120736813372?t=LP5Z8HjM8-GFfbrRQlSfRA&s=19
late seal
Yeah that was shit
sinful kiln
i think its OK đ
high cedar
of course you would
finite sun
They literally just yeeted paint at the thing
In my head it took them like 2 hours to render the fluids but to another person/company it would take days
vivid rock
not gonna lie before shrek gooned on it the black with green numbers looked awesome
finite sun
An all carbon car would be sick af
sinful kiln
yes
late seal
Meanwhile Racing Bulls killing it again
finite sun
Thats sick af
wild wigeon
both red bull teams have had great special liveries this year wtf?
high cedar
HP must be paying good money for this
vivid rock
its atleast one up from last years miami special that was jsut a blue wing and front wing
high cedar
The HP printer is gradually printing a whole livery
vivid rock
Miami looks to be having a storm on sunday
high cedar
Oh fun
dusky harbor
Meanwhile Racing Bulls killing it again
Fucking orgasmic
warped cave
Bild reporting Checo to Cadillac
primal tinsel
Bild might as well be "my mate said it, honest"
high cedar
Bild might as well be "my mate said it, honest"
Yea...
normal hill
Max won't be available for Media Day, Baby is incoming.
Itâs a girl 
warped cave
Not when it comes to sports
late seal
finite sun
Not wrong
atomic egret
Meanwhile Racing Bulls killing it again
Somebody understanding "special"
atomic egret
Meanwhile, special paint job at Sauber means using a can of paint remover
thorn topaz
X
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huh, i didnt think it was that late 
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Itâs in America of course itâs late
Checked the pinned message for your local times
dusky harbor
yeah but didnt think id be up this late
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Ah
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being its 2:30 am
thorn topaz
Lando lmfao
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Lando with a spanner in the cockpit 
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thorn topaz
Silly twats
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McLaren
dusky harbor
Tell ya what could go for a beer
sinful kiln
its 18:37. good time for a beer 
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Same itâs a nice warm evening here in the U.K.
Been a lovely 25c
Which is winter in Aus I guess
thorn topaz
Lando noted for the torch
dusky harbor
I have federal election tomorrow, gotta vote 
thorn topaz
McLaren really want to get rid of him dont they
sinful kiln
I have federal election tomorrow, gotta vote <:PeepoSad:405337568901726209>
good. i hope you do it 
thorn topaz
Pastry is the one to put bets on
sinful kiln
important to go and vote 
dusky harbor
Which is winter in Aus I guess <:KEKW:644332075285086208>
Late autumn, top of 23 here today 
dusky harbor
important to go and vote <a:NODDERS:717488711188742164>
I mean legally I have to otherwise I get a fine
Voting is compulsory in aus btw
sinful kiln
both williams in top 3
thorn topaz
Max zooming on those endorphines after he became a dad lmao
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Hulk 
dusky harbor
Tell ya what, that fucking chicane, is awful
thorn topaz
It really is
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This fucking track is awful
dusky harbor
The track would be better without the chicane honestly
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Iâm really starting to grow a hatred for most street circuits
sinful kiln
i like this track more than monaco. 
thorn topaz
Its either complete chaos or a snooze fest yeah
thorn topaz
The race in Monaco is fucking boring. Quali in Monaco is guaranteed absolute carnage
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Monaco I can understand cause of the history etc.. and I donât mind Singapore and Baku, the rest are dogshit
thorn topaz
At least they got rid of Paul Ricard
sinful kiln
Monaco is more about saturday
yeah. but this year they going to have two mandatory pit stop in monaco. it might be bit better but not by much
dusky harbor
I think id rather Paul ricard over Miami though Christian
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Yeah the two stop thing will be interesting at Monaco this year
dusky harbor
Was it 2022 French gp? Was a banger
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Maybe if that works they should employee it at all street tracks
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Was there ever a good French GP? Even the old ones at Magny-Cours that I can remember were all shit
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late seal
Finally a race that is in a good time for me to watch but its fucking Miami 
thorn topaz
That track was 10/10 death racing
dusky harbor
Add a sprinkle of rain, Brazil is chaos
late seal
Oh yes Brazil is always a good watch
100% but I'm biased obviously
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I miss Malaysia
Yeah Malaysia and Istanbul park, goated race tracks
sinful kiln
Finally a race that is in a good time for me to watch but its fucking Miami <:uh...
the SA guy is here when we talk about brazil 
late seal
Of course
thorn topaz
Kyalami was so good
candid pebble
you know which tracks are great, the German ones 
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Bring back the old Nurburgring 
sinful kiln
you know which tracks are great, the German ones <:Kapp:697330252669780019>
which one is your favorite?
thorn topaz
They are all broke though Chrissy
candid pebble
they are definitely broke yeah
thorn topaz
No balls. Bring back the original layout of Hockenheim
dusky harbor
Actually speaking of chaos
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No balls. Bring back the original layout of Hockenheim
Actual death
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Bring back mugello 
thorn topaz
Bernie Ecclestone and Brundle do like their death races Kdog
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Oh yeah mugello
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The 8 car pileup during covid 
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One of em
thorn topaz
Or was he the first victim of it
dusky harbor
But it was fucking glorious
thorn topaz
Jokes aside it is sad to see the Nurburgring being on the absolute tip of bankruptcy
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thorn topaz
Fuck me already 5 years ago
late seal
I missed that race, it was when I was fucked up. I think I only got back to watching F1 after the Abu Dhabi incident
dusky harbor
Absolute scenes
thorn topaz
Oh it was glorious Souza
Like "How bad can crashes be in F1?" - Mugello replied with "Hold my beer"
And all hell broke lose
dusky harbor
Covid f1 and 2021 f1 was peak
thorn topaz
Covid F1 was a cooked timeline
dusky harbor
Like "How bad can crashes be in F1?" - Mugello replied with "Hold my beer"
Then Roman grosjean was like hold my beer in the same year
normal hill
I rather like Jenson Button as a co commentator to be fair
thorn topaz
Romaine Lettuce really did no balls that barrier
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I rather like Jenson Button as a co commentator to be fair
Yeah Jenson is good
thorn topaz
Well, depends on who you ask. Technically Romaine Lettuce's car was split in two, each half on either side of the barrier
I'd say they were tied
late seal
Man, I'm excited for next season. Did you guys see the rumors about Perez to Cadillac? Shit might get spicy if we get some Lawson vs Perez action
high cedar
well the car is a museum peace the barrier is not
thorn topaz
The barrier is probably coke cans these days
dusky harbor
Well atleast Audi won't have to worry about coming last next year, unless Cadillac pulls some wizardry out
late seal
bro why is the camera focused on Hamilton's picture lmao
high cedar
have seen that my self
thorn topaz
Went to the Excel on the second day after they opened in London Guru
Fucking packed lmao
thorn topaz
Pretty much
high cedar
Went to the Excel on the second day after they opened in London Guru <:KEKW:6443...
yea i wasited till November ish
late seal
That Kick car might be too low ngl 
thorn topaz
Can recommend the F1 Exhibit 
Its pretty neat
dusky harbor
Can recommend the F1 Exhibit <a:Nodders:1058057291145957527> Its pretty neat
Ill go when they bring it to aus
Oh wait they don't give a fuck about Australian fans
thorn topaz
As if thats gonna happen 
Paid actors all of them
Get your arse away from that fictional island and visit Europe then Kiwi
dusky harbor
Sainz is cooking here
dusky harbor
Get your arse away from that fictional island and visit Europe then Kiwi
Get me somewhere, where coke doesn't cost 300 a g
Please and thank
sinful kiln
pastry 
thorn topaz
Well, its certainly cheaper here Kiwi
dusky harbor
thorn topaz
I was randomly offered coke out of nowhere at work today. In uniform and everything lmfao
Some dickhead just went "Need some coke?" as I was passing by lmfao
Like nah m8 i'm good
dusky harbor
Mum always said don't take stuff from strangers when I was younger
Now im like, where are these guys???
thorn topaz
LOL
dusky harbor
Mum was obviously telling some fibs
thorn topaz
Or whilst voting
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Was suppose to be playing football tomorrow, but been raining all week
thorn topaz
Put your X and do a line off the ballot 
dusky harbor
So team was like pub? Bags?
dusky harbor
Put your X and do a line off the ballot <a:Shruggers:835326541793591306>
It's numbers dood
thorn topaz
O fair, We just have to put an X and thats that
dusky harbor
Well once our name is marked off, they don't care what you do
thorn topaz
Ocon what the fuck was that lmao
dusky harbor
Just donkey vote
wraith stratus
Ocon
thorn topaz
We are not going to hear the end of Max becoming a dad this season are we?
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We are not going to hear the end of Max becoming a dad this season are we?
Nope
dusky harbor
Kao did you set an alarm for 3am?
atomic egret
Of course the first thing I see has to be Zak
normal hill
I despise Zak
atomic egret
Why would I have been sleeping before now?
thorn topaz
Lando you are an F1 driver, not a fucking Rallycross driver you silly Belgian
atomic egret
I was just watching a gremolin play Minecraft while playing Minecraft
thorn topaz
Or well, half Belgian
dusky harbor
Why would I have been sleeping before now?
Truu
thorn topaz
See Kao this is where F1TV is good. Yes you get to listen to Zak, but you dont have to suffer through watching him
dusky harbor
Christian we don't have a choice 
thorn topaz
L
atomic egret
That pink is noice
dusky harbor
Thought kicks livery was bad
Then I remembered ferrari existed
Ferrari litterly had the best chance to do a blue and white full livery which would of been sexual
atomic egret
"Lets lose a few grams of weight. We'll say it's a "special livery""
wild wigeon
Was there ever a good French GP? Even the old ones at Magny-Cours that I can rem...
99 but it had the good race cheat code - it was wet
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99 but it had the good race cheat code - it was wet
Ah yeah forgot about 99
atomic egret
They didn't offer me work this year đŚ
dusky harbor
Oh god of course Danica is here this weekend 
atomic egret
Do they still have the fake harbour?
dusky harbor
75 different variations of this track
thorn topaz
Ted is still under the impression that he can in fact swim in it
dusky harbor
And we ended up with this
high cedar
was going to say that
atomic egret
Isn't it basically an industrial estate?
wraith stratus
Isn't it basically an industrial estate?
Itâs a stadium car park
thorn topaz
Its a stadium with a gigantic parking lot
dusky harbor
Aka they could of done ANYTHING
thorn topaz
The hospitality suites are literally inside the stadium on the field
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atomic egret
Oh, I didn't know they just did a Vegas from ths 70s
sinful kiln
Its a stadium with a gigantic parking lot
speaking of parking lot. maybe las vegas should have two races. time to bring back the old parking lot track 
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Sainz
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Holy Sainz is cooking
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thorn topaz
God damn Sainz
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Williams win this weekend
thorn topaz
Mind you, he is on softs
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It's on lads 
high cedar
stop the clock
thorn topaz
Oh it wasnt Ted, it was Craig Slater lmao
Craig Slater is a Scottish professional football player
Explains a lot
Fucking destroyed
rip that guy
thorn topaz
Pastry flying
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Fuck me thatâs quick 
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lando
atomic egret
oh Bearboy
atomic egret
goddam that's narrow
thorn topaz
Really want him to do well
thorn topaz
Probably
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late seal
Ngl that looked a bit silly
dusky harbor
Oli please
wraith stratus
Yup silly kerb spin
thorn topaz
Yeah lost grip on a kerb and got overtaken by his gearbox
dusky harbor
You've litterly got a ticket to replace hamilton
trim girder
Engine be like, "on your left"
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Don't fuck this oli
atomic egret
Hmm. Sleep or FFXIV..
thorn topaz
Gearbox be like "O hai"
atomic egret
Do I care I'll miss baby quali?
trim girder
Hmm. Sleep or FFXIV..
go make some Gil in Limsa. 
thorn topaz
I genuinely thing Bearboy would do well in one of the better cars
thorn topaz
Sure Haas isnt as bad a barge as it has been but yeah, its still a bit of a boat
Hopefully damage isnt too bad on his car
atomic egret
If I didn't need to walk to the poll, I'd stay up. Oh well
thorn topaz
Hamilton is too old these days and hes in a shit car he cant get his head around. Man is more or less checked out
wraith stratus
Time to order in some pizza 
atomic egret
Telehandler is what it is called
thorn topaz
Time to let some new peeps have a go
dusky harbor
Hamilton is too old these days and hes in a shit car he cant get his head around...
Alonso would like a word with you
thorn topaz
Dude Alfonso is just feeding his retirement fund and vibing. He doesnt give a fuck. He checked out ages ago
late seal
I would put Alonso above Hamilton at this point ngl. He still has a lot to give as one of the best rookies on the grid
trim girder
imma say it, Ham, Alonso, Sainz and maybe Hulk/ocon should retire, give the grid on f2 a good ol shuffle 
dusky harbor
Inb4 the rookie alonso gets wdc next year
atomic egret
He just need to nod and say "Sure, Lance could win a championship!"
dusky harbor
Newey rocket ship for alonso and the spastic
thorn topaz
Just go along with all the bullshit, nod and be grumpy as per. Then go for the regular sunday cruise
late seal
But on a serious note, I do think that Hamilton fell off while Alonso still "got it". I think Aston Martin's pretty tractor is the one holding Alonso back tbh
thorn topaz
Then put effort into his karting academy and what else he runs
dusky harbor
I mean, alonso is also a content machine on tiktok
thorn topaz
I really fucking miss Kimi Raikonnen
atomic egret
Alonso should get into yacht racing
thorn topaz
He was the definition of "I dont give a fuck"
trim girder
He was the definition of "I dont give a fuck"
dusky harbor
I mean, as max gets older, kimi 2.0
thorn topaz
God I love Kimi. He just did not give a single fuck about anything media related
late seal
I missed the Kimi era
thorn topaz
He was just there to go fast and vibe lmao
atomic egret
Off to beb
dusky harbor
Yeah nap time
atomic egret
Nap? I'll see ya in 10 hours
dusky harbor
Ill probably be up for sprint quali
My bodyclock wakes me up at 6:30
Cause I cannot sleep in anymore
trim girder
i feel that, i nightshift till 5am, then body wakes me at 9am.
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
finite sun
thorn topaz
Musac
finite sun
Im grabbing alcoholic drink
thorn topaz
@dusky harbor Wake up 
high cedar
thorn topaz
Drink of choice Nic?
sinful kiln
@atomic egret 
late seal
Grabbing some hot chocolate here 
thorn topaz
Got my coffee ready in the branded mug by a streamer called UhSnow. Not really sure who but its noice
And its big
late seal
Got my coffee ready in the branded mug by a streamer called UhSnow. Not really s...
Oh shit, I think I've heard about the guy. Didn't he shut down that one server?
thorn topaz
Oh good thing, no need for a new gearbox for bearboy. Full suspension change though
sinful kiln
im drinking this danish beer KĂŚrlighed
thorn topaz
finite sun
Drink of choice Nic?
G&T because I was gifted a sick looking bottle of gin but I dont really like gin but Im drinking it anyways
Danish gin lmao
Everybody is drinking Danish
wraith stratus
Lawson
sinful kiln
<:HUH:1154119721180991509>
finite sun
this
finite sun
Welcome
trim girder
gd nap?
finite sun
They make some sick fucking bottles for it
thorn topaz
They do indeed
finite sun
As I said, gin aint for me but I sure as shit want to get the other two bottles in the collection and I will drink it because otherwise it would be alcohol abuse
skĂĽl
thorn topaz
Sainz p2 
sinful kiln
gin and tonic can be pretty nice
thorn topaz
Make that Albono
skĂĽl
finite sun
Williams p2 and p3 STOP THE COUNT
thorn topaz
Williams do be rather quick around here
wraith stratus
Williams 
finite sun
Does alcohol make a sore throat worse or better? 
high cedar
Williams are going to win the constructors
finite sun
I should have thought of this beforehand
wraith stratus
Does alcohol make a sore throat worse or better? <:kyliebHmm:814620893716021258>
Better
warped cave
Leclerc almost hit the wall there
thorn topaz
Not a chance of that happening with Piastri in that MCL rocketship
finite sun
Williams are going to win the constructors
Lets not get ahead of ourselves here
thorn topaz
Hadjar already got a lap time deleted lmfao
dusky harbor
Kerry who???
finite sun
I can hear the French on the radio all the way over the atlantic
thorn topaz
Kerry Condom?
dusky harbor
Did they just fucking say Kerry condom
thorn topaz
Scuse me, who is she?
dusky harbor
Or am I half asleep
wraith stratus
Condom
dusky harbor
thorn topaz
Which is going to be fucking obnoxiously bad
dusky harbor
No shot that's her name
warped cave
Leclerc almost hit the wall there
guess he actually hit it
dusky harbor
If it is, pick a fucking stage name
thorn topaz
Sounded like it Kiwi. Nobody knows who she is
wraith stratus
Anto 
thorn topaz
So Condom it is I guess
finite sun
Its Condon
dusky harbor
Oh
finite sun
Not far off
dusky harbor
I would of bullied the shit out of her in school her having a name that close to condom
thorn topaz
This is now officially forced lore
dusky harbor
Holy
wraith stratus
Its Condon
You had to spoil it
finite sun
Ey, not up to me if they decide to continue calling her Condom or not
late seal
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Bort
thorn topaz
Yuki in the spicy end lmao
wraith stratus
Yuki
dusky harbor
Alpine
late seal
The fuck was that lmao
thorn topaz
Alpine you fucking twats
late seal
Like Russel?
thorn topaz
French automotive engineering at its peak is what that was
dusky harbor
French must of gave up on the steering aspect
wraith stratus
thorn topaz
Steering went on strike
finite sun
Renault Masters have the same turning radius as the worlds biggest container ship
thorn topaz
Hadjar inbound
late seal
Hopefully Stroll
dusky harbor
Nah here goes stroll
warped cave
Stroll almost lost it
wraith stratus
Stroll got traffic
sinful kiln
will stroll increase his record with most q1 exits?
finite sun
will stroll increase his record with most q1 exits? <a:PauseChampies:12291826182...
Yes. Yes he will
thorn topaz
Yes
finite sun
And Hulk will increase his record of most starts without a podium
thorn topaz
He should be given an award by MBS as well
Takes serious effort to nick that all time history record
trim girder
He should be given an award by MBS as well
the MBS hug special.
thorn topaz
o7 Yuki
dusky harbor
Yuki
late seal
Stroll 
thorn topaz
Someone quickly. Tie down Jos and Helmut
wraith stratus
Stroll
sinful kiln
YES! our guy stroll making more history
finite sun
*Your guy
thorn topaz
Stroll beat his own record 
thorn topaz
Sainz P3
high cedar
Cursed 2nd red bull
finite sun
I mean, you guys want me to say it again or ?
late seal
Also Bortoleto 
warped cave
Max might get a pen for blocking Stroll
thorn topaz
Make that Albono
wraith stratus
Yuki got held up by Max
thorn topaz
Ah yes the classic Max vs Lando impeding
finite sun
What a fuck up by Red Bull
late seal
Max saying "fuck your qualifying" to everyone today, damn
thorn topaz
Darth Helmut strikes again
wraith stratus
Doohan
thorn topaz
Fuck sake RB. Can you please stop fucking around doing dumb shit
sinful kiln
Doohan 
thorn topaz
Doohan lmfao stop crying you silly cunt
high cedar
Max to the stewards I have just had a baby I'm very tired
late seal
Doohan is fucking pissed
warped cave
Spicy Doohan
vivid rock
Doohan knows its his last weekend he dont care
dusky harbor
Max to the stewards I have just had a baby I'm very tired
More like "I don't really give a fuck I have a kid"
wraith stratus
Lawson
finite sun
How the fuck did he make into q2
thorn topaz
Lawson going Miami Drift
finite sun
Had to match the vibe of the car
high cedar
Spicy Doohan
thorn topaz
Doohan wont last a full season for sure
late seal
Small chance of rain this Sunday
high cedar
Doohan wont last a full season for sure
#BringBackFranco
wraith stratus
If Doohan lasts until the summer break I will be shocked
finite sun
Max is so fucked
vivid rock
didnt francos sponsors say the quiet part out loud and hes in at immola
thorn topaz
Doohan is a total idiot lets be honest
vivid rock
he probably did say cunt a few times
sinful kiln
didnt francos sponsors say the quiet part out loud and hes in at immola
rumors yeah. but we never know until we will see it happen.
trim girder
just press the mute button, pit wall.
finite sun
Writing was practicaly on the wall for Doohan before the season even started
HOLY THESE ARE SOME FAST GLASSES
thorn topaz
Same thing for Lawson with RB, he seems more fit for VCARB but still a bit shit, but less shit
sinful kiln
ofc MBS need to be there
finite sun
m8 just throw Arvid Lindblad into the RB seat to ruin another career
thorn topaz
Gasly 
sinful kiln
m8 just throw Arvid Lindblad into the RB seat to ruin another career
call up hadjar to RBR ?
wraith stratus
thorn topaz
Domestic terrorism strikes again
dusky harbor
call up hadjar to RBR ? <a:PauseChampies:1229182618210275450>
End another career too soon?
finite sun
call up hadjar to RBR ? <a:PauseChampies:1229182618210275450>
Oh yeah him first, then Lindblad and then idfk who
thorn topaz
Doohan is still profusely malding
late seal
L
finite sun
Insert Horner "Then fix your fucking car" here about the 2nd RB car
sinful kiln
End another career too soon?
who else will they get in the seat? take some 
and get danny ricc?
late seal
Bottas 
thorn topaz
O gods Flavio is gonna lose his mind
vivid rock
thorn topaz
Thats dangerous
finite sun
Bottas with the second fastest glasses of the weekend
dusky harbor
who else will they get in the seat? take some <:HOPIUM:1036383685542424657> a...
I mean
sinful kiln
yeah đ
wraith stratus
Pastry
finite sun
Not Mclaren fast tho
thorn topaz
Kimi is rapid, Hamilton washed
sinful kiln
Pastry P1 
thorn topaz
Fucking hell Pastry
dusky harbor
Cant wait for imola
finite sun
Cant wait for a "Bono my tyres" but its italian
thorn topaz
warped cave
thorn topaz
I got you
warped cave
That graphic
finite sun
lol
thorn topaz
God damn FOM are brutal
sinful kiln
Cant wait for a "Bono my tyres" but its *italian*
đ¤ my tyres
wraith stratus
Albon doesnât think the Merc is legal
finite sun
Whor
thorn topaz
Errm wot Albono?
Shit. Did anyone spot a Scottish footballer trying to swim in the wood marina?
finite sun
o7 Gasly
thorn topaz
Gasly ffs
vivid rock
wait did yuki go out in q1
lofty hearth
yup
high cedar
Errm wot Albono?
Inspector seb replacement
lofty hearth
https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lol-gif-12686237634488602894
all thanks to red bull themselves
sinful kiln
wait did yuki go out in q1
he couldn't do a last lap because he was too slow and got the đ instead.
finite sun
https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-sebastian-vettel-f1-gif-23794498
That was funny af
Carlos is out
sinful kiln
sainz 
wraith stratus
Sainz 
sinful kiln
albon making it to SQ3
wraith stratus
finite sun
ojjjj
high cedar
Carlos nooo
warped cave
that'll do it
thorn topaz
How the fuck did Hadjar make it to SQ3?!
finite sun
Sainz fucked it is why
high cedar
Just a small lock up
late seal
Lawson is shit
sinful kiln
How the fuck did Hadjar make it to SQ3?!
time to promote hadjar to the RBR team
thorn topaz
Oh god please no
late seal
Brazilian commentators already saying Hadjar to RedBull đ
trim girder
Brazilian commentators already saying Hadjar to RedBull đ
they have a point, be good to see what Max can do in the Vcarb. 
wraith stratus
The Red Bull Circus continues 
thorn topaz
Has anyone seen Craig Slater since he tried to swim in the marina at the track? He might have drowned
sinful kiln
finite sun
Honestly happy for Medland being on F1TV
thorn topaz
And good shit for them getting rid of Buxton
vivid rock
we shit on miami every year but the races have actually been good
finite sun
We havent been shitting on the race, we have been shitting on everything around it
late seal
Yeah, but the race isn't good because the track is good. The race is good because the track is shit
thorn topaz
"if you finish 1st, you win" iirc Nic
finite sun
No matter what he said, The Michael said it nefore him. "To finish first, you first have to finish"
wth Jorj
thorn topaz
He did say "If you finish in 1st position (Insert dramatic pause) You will win the race"
Peak DTS season 1
high cedar
Jack still complaining
warped cave
Max didnt pit? 
thorn topaz
Is it just me or is Vasseur balding even more after he signed Hamilton?
Mind you, Hamilton did reply "Brain surgery" when asked what was needed to understand that car
sinful kiln
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Anto 
finite sun
Holy fuck Kimi
finite sun
Pastry about to ruin it
wraith stratus
finite sun
HE DIDNT
sinful kiln
KIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thorn topaz
What on erf
late seal
Lmao
finite sun
THE FLYING FINN IS BACK wait
thorn topaz
What did Merc put in that drinks bottle
late seal
Coke
finite sun
That is incredible
high cedar
thorn topaz
Hamilton P7. Bet TeamLH are having a fucking meltdown again
vivid rock
Bono was never that happy with Lewis ha
thorn topaz
Aww Daddy Toto pleasing his bastard child
sinful kiln
Myega!
high cedar
Hamilton P7. Bet TeamLH are having a fucking meltdown again
Don't think they have finished having one yet this year
late seal
I was happy to hear Kimi but then Toto started speaking 
thorn topaz
Bono stop. Hes too young. This is gonna turn into a MeToo issue
warped cave
He forgot there's an interview 
late seal
Godammit Lando really is using that fucking helmet
finite sun
He forgot there's an interview <a:OMEGADANCE:1038944391747866674>
Not easy being on pole the first time
finite sun
wheres MBS
His visa was probably denied
trim girder
at point im expecting Anto to get jumpscared by MBS with the amount of people stopping him
thorn topaz
He probably got deported to El Salvador
vivid rock
if only
thorn topaz
Never to be seen again 
finite sun
Plane was re-routed mid air
trim girder
hey US feds, the B in MBS is 13 so hes MS13, get him 
finite sun
I know (:
sinful kiln
wow krischen
finite sun
Ey, I complimented your skills on making a banger of an artwork for a bottle. Thats enough for one day
If not a week
finite sun
Enter a reason "Being Swedish"
late seal
Kimi also set a new record for this track btw
finite sun
Two records at once, some good work
vivid rock
but remember sprints are not races
late seal
but remember sprints are not races
Well, he could do the same tomorrow
high cedar
trim girder
Discord: say less, we'll unlock 1 month timeout option for you"
vivid rock
Well, he could do the same tomorrow <:uhsSip:543227729861148764>
Laughs in oscar
thorn topaz
Please god let me do that. At least Twitch gives a max of 2 weeks
finite sun
*Laughs in oscar*
You say that but Oscar couldnt do it today
thorn topaz
1209600 seconds for reference
finite sun
Please god let me do that. At least Twitch gives a max of 2 weeks
Just perma ban me and forget to unban me :p
Problem solved
high cedar
Please god let me do that. At least Twitch gives a max of 2 weeks
A bot could do that
vivid rock
Oscar knows the sprint means nothing 
finite sun
I know
Thats why I said it
Sets an alarm for two months, "Huh, wonder what I was supposed to do dismesses alarm"
high cedar
Why is nic not stinky is the real question
high cedar
Because I am capable of taking a shower
finite sun
It is not stupid if it works
Might actually go take one because at least last night it helped with my sore throat
So over this shit
high cedar
So over this shit
Same I got rid of mine but it's back
dawn siren
KIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
atomic egret
<@212887699781058560> <a:dinkDonk:1072356466406727700>
If dnd mode didn't stop that, I would have Liam Neesons'd you
finite sun
F1A quali is on right now and they are saying it will rain in a couple minutes
Gonna be a green track for F1 later if its more than a little drizzle
That radio message must have been late, it is raining
thorn topaz
lmao they are all over the place
wraith stratus
wraith stratus
Lechair has fucked it into the wall on the outlap
Heâs done the suspension as well
Heâs stopped on track 
Yeah This race isnât starting anytime soon
wraith stratus
Lechair noted by the stewards for driving un-safely on the outlap
thorn topaz
lmfao
wild wigeon
that would screw him for proper qually too potentially right?
finite sun
Off to a great start I see
wraith stratus
Yes the chaos has already started 
sinful kiln
oh wet race 
wild wigeon
Tom K on F1TV <:PeepoHappy:402867832175460363>
send him out in an audi R8 lmp 
atomic egret
Okay, seriously.. I was mostly joking last year, but is someone actually purposely cloud seeding F1 events?
west jewel
thorn topaz
This is just Florida weather being Florida weather
wild wigeon
Okay, seriously.. I was mostly joking last year, but is someone actually purpose...
smh lawrence stroll strikes again 
atomic egret
Ugh. I forgot the crappy Miami intros
thorn topaz
Formation lap behind SC
normal hill
Formation lap behind SC
atomic egret
smh lawrence stroll strikes again <:Kapp:726810069135523921>
I'd be more inclined to suspect Mazepin
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
atomic egret
MUSIC!
west jewel
sinful kiln
@dusky harbor the first cookie 
atomic egret
First Cookie is probably shit faced after laughing about the election results
thorn topaz
More than likely
atomic egret
More than likely
Not that he needs an excuse
sinful kiln
yuki starting from the pitlane IIRC
thorn topaz
Chair out and Yuki starting from pit lane Kao
atomic egret
Chair crashed on the way to the grid?
thorn topaz
Crashed on an outlap yes
sinful kiln
Crashed on an outlap yes
you joking?
atomic egret
FFS
wraith stratus
Not joking scroll up a bit
sinful kiln
atomic egret
OMG! The marina has water!
thorn topaz
Heavier rain inbound
wraith stratus
Williams think the rain is going to get worse in 10 minutes
vivid rock
this is going to be chaos