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ouch
Fucking hell thats a big hole in Sainz' car
Poor guy lmao, he just cant have a nice weekend
Someone gave Carlos a new hole
lando goes wide
Lando 
Fumble Norris fucking up again
this is why Oscar will get a title before Lando
Lando is crumbling to his own pressure
Oscars just Kimi reincarnate
Sainz retiring the car
Sainz retiring 
sainz retire
Not surprised
are they gonna server his 10 seconds before retiring
Wouldnt make sense to do anything other than retiring the car
Ikr
James has officially swallowed his mic

Work experience student still fecking around with the timings screen
you will not have the drink
Pastry really is Kimi 2.0
Black and white for Doohan
Oof another lap time deleted for Kimi? 
lol
Possibly a pen
time for a pen? didnt he have a black and white flag from before?
Yep
our guy 
Leclerc pushed Norris a bit there
Ooooh finish my jog just in time for the end
That might be a pen for lechair
great news Ffion red bull have fallen off a cliff in performance
RB are fucking washed yeah
wow norris 
George about to loose his dash info 
Hang on wot
LOL
Might lose the dash?!
Russell's cars fucked
Even mini Sam is watching this hideous looking Ferrari
lmfao
George trying to be funny is just wrong
George has the humor of a rock
he said it nervously lol
either go back to the williams personality or stick to mercedes yabba dabba doing personality
chuck goes wide
Brazilian commentators currently criticizing Russell's "refined" humor 

if your watching on SKY or Now, the timings screen is bust
The Williams personality that smacked Bottle's helmet?
On sky so makes sense
Timings are back up and working, but it has fucked a bit with the DRS 
its sodded up proper lol
Sky uses the world feed that everyone has
Georges car is shutting down
george's car is self destructing
Yuki punched a hole in his car Fifi
Lando

George going bang inbound
Yup self destructing russel
George noted for drs infringement 
Cheeky
NOoooo Lando 
Opened DRS by accident
Bruh 
Peak of German engineering
automatic DRS is broken in his car, manual DRS from pit wall. Sounds like a whole load of trouble 
Lechair no DRS either 
B/W for Nandos
wtf is going on 
Oh fuck off FIA with that investigation after the race
The timings breaking fucked everything 
Lando black & white flag
Race is currently in the silly last few laps
Its silly season but within one race 
landos gonna track limits you can tell
norris and russel could be f*cked lol
then say its teh cars fault

everything behind Oscar this race
Double podium for Ferrari 🙏
Meanwhile Pastry is already in Saudi Arabia 
Hes completely fucked off into the distance
I think Russell had DRS open during one of the turns lmao
Yeah he did lmfao
Nando DRS issues as well 
The entire DRS system is completly fucked
haha the transponders have to be causing it
Your winner and NEW Championship leader, OSCAS PIAAAAAASTRY!
Osama Bin Russell caused this 
Max black and white flag
Lando v George 
countdown to Nando bitrching?
Touching tips with posh boy
george 
Pastry wins

Only after?
cant even fullscreen pastry winning?
Mclarens fast car comes 1st-3rd lol
all the time lol
Good shit Pastry
Id rather see potential racing then oscar just out for his sunday drive ha
Oh boo hoo
Haas double points 
to be fair hes defended pretty well
Luca's been let out of the care home
redbull double points too! 
Mclaren techincally wins their home grand prix
4/5 for ferrari
it's a Miracle
bahrain is home?

Prince of Bahrain owns like 50% of them
The hell is that DotD vote?
Now I turn back on Bluey
DotD has gone full spin the wheel
Bearboy was robbed of DOTD ngl
Team LH smoking crack again 
Wtf this DOTD shit is fucked up
I was taking the piss lol
i tell a lie its the country owns them through a holding company
lol
#1 sign goes booooing
Doohan +5 track limits
and what result for Aston Martin, P16 and P18
Did they just give up on this year knowing they have Newey next year?
of course MBS is by the cameras
Seems more and more like it
god forbid that cuck doesnt get the attention
they own 100% since 2024 https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68639320
Ew
50th victory?!
oh look cuck boys back on screen
The season is so long now
best race so far 🙂
They won the constructors last night?
Karun is cooked
First Oscar won his 50th GP, and then MCL won the WCC last night 
They are just that powerful
I'll just close that tab before Jorj can talk. Back to Froggyloch!
Helps that the regime in Bahrain owns the team 
he cba to walk around the camera, what a jerk
He really is a selfish cunt isnt he
and hes back
hes never at other fia races hes only ever at f1 and makes himself on camera
chassing the drivers that then blank him

pretty sure he said he was talking a back seat from f1 that was clearly BS
Fine for taking off the shirt incoming
hes also introduced the "presidents medal" that has to be given to championship winners in like 5 events
MBS is a fucking moronic clout chaser desperate to get the tiniest bit of air time, knowing that people fucking hate him. Specially after the recent news
Meanwhile in Formula E: https://vxtwitter.com/FIAFormulaE/status/1911360763417002006
That flag did NOT want to cooperate 😅🏁
Guenther Steiner saw our drivers across the line at the #MiamiEPrix! https://t.co/8wKt4yZgpd
Didnt go very well for Günther waving the flag 
I love that guy so much 
Hes fucking hilarious
I genuinely love how he doesnt take himself too serious at all. Thats a rare thing in higher tiers of motorsports
I forgot about Jeddah, is that race good?
At least one car needs to get out the big roll of duct tape
DRS open without anyone in front of him 
As he said though he pressed the radio and the DRS opened he then immediately closed it and back off
Another 5 seconds? 


Sainz got bonked as well
3 grid pen for Saudi
Russell should be with the stewards atm, so that could get funny
Summoned for 20:45 local, currently 21:08 there
Sir Blessed handling MBS trying to hug him 
lmfao
MBS - Ruining F1 , week by week ...
Based
FIA has recalled the document on Carlos’ penalty
Also Hulkenberg’s plank was thinner than 9mm, so yeah that’s him being DSQ
Silly season started early I guess
Going to be a long night and I'm going to bed so will wake up to maximum chaos
Hulk 
Yeah, surprised they didn't do the red bull of serving the pen, do a lap and then retire the car
Carlos got the 10 second penalty (which he served during the race) and 2 points on his super license, but no grid place penalty anymore
Luca di Montezemolo doesn't like MBS either I guess 
Kravitz just said to SkySports he saw Max's manager arguing with Marko after the race, and that he then stormed off...
Alonso to retire at the end of the season and max breaks his RB contract
im calling it
then he goes races in endurance racing just to stunt on them hoes

morning full replay.
cuppa and f1.
Max in his karen arc this race. 
Might explain why he looked moody when he shoved past Martin on the grid walk
Jeddah, SA this weekend 
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Saudi Grand Prix
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3am? Maaaaaaan
It's becoming a bit of a classic with the alpines
Yes I’m very bored in rehab 🤣
RB is having the same problem Merc did 2 years ago with wind tunnel and track setup.
https://www.racefans.net/2025/04/15/domenicali-hints-imola-could-disappear-from-f1-calendar/ 2025 might be the last race at imola
not surprising, with a number of other places wanting F1 races on the Calendar and Italy having two
imola not paying enough
get rid
give another souless boring american "street" track
just slap it on Indy's oval 
surely they dont move it to another country with ambigous or outright violations of human rights
personally think we should go for another Tax Haven Grand Prix, get us in to Cayman Islands
max is on full on not giving a shit mode
also get fucked on crofty
its a meme worthy shit eating grin
they worry about how hard they have to clickbait
Car ain't getting fixed this season I guess
its a bit expected. better to focus on the new car 
even if he was going to work on this years car hes only been there like a month
wouldnt expect any upgrades from him till after the summer break
Yea most teams probably won't be putting too many resources into this year
Supposedly Red Bull is bringing an update this weekend
Yea teams will bring updates but don't be expecting anything big and it will definitely slow down. Updates coming out how are probably from testing or before
RB upgrade package is apparently 3 stages
here, miami and imola
also gday, ive missed the last race due to work been away 
the last race was nice
yeah best race for this season so far
do it 🙂
ah yes
best race of the season so far
almost 16 second gap between first and second
i see
Jorj was having car issues
and was norris just being norris 
Sazuka had like 3 seconds between the top 3 and was boring as shit
suzuka isn't a tack for modern f1 cars too narrow for these big cars now
if he wins Saudi, he has to be the favorite for the rest of the year
i think he should be favourite now, hes a much quicker and better driver than norris
oscar to do what danny ric couldnt 
a lot of different tyres at the end of the race 😄
i will say, ferrari better be keeping tabs on oli bearman
New rockety video

bearman 
Bearboy 
bonked the wall too
"Obviously Lance Stroll isn't going to be champion" - Jolyon Palmer
Johan, are you still alive after that comment? 
Actually crazy stats
Playing team radio from Hadjar and showing the onboard of Lawson
Slowest removal of a car Ive seen in years
Useless
Going to be a tough weekend
https://x.com/wearetherace/status/1913276023195545859?t=XRJW2EyeUOJsu8ACc-F9vQ&s=19
"yUkI WiLl Be BeTTeR tHan LaWsOn"
Unlucky, he just clipped the wall
yeah
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probably like a cooling pipe, brings in fresh air from outside
interesting. they can mix tyres 
ofc theres an aston martin running 007

also forgot this is where former f1 drivers ended up
yeah kmag is in one of the bmw teams
mick schummi is in one of the alpines no?
there was one more name i thought i saw
Paul di Resta is in the peugeot
team 
button seems to be in the cadillac team
de bris in the toyota team
007 in the gravel 
007 rn
swear we got more yellow flags then the first race in the f1 academy in china
wow. 5min pen stop and go 
max doing 6h imola sim racing later? 
ah crap i forgot it was WEC this weekend as well 
Andrew Benson on BBC Chequered Flag: One of the most intriguing stories around Max is that he could take a sabbatical next year, just see how the rules go, then pick a team almost for 2027. That's an idea that was mentioned to me, without me even asking, by someone quite close to Max
Sourse: Trust me bro
Why are people even speculating when Max probably doesn't even know what he wants to do yet.
because thats what the media does
F1A race one just started

welcome to f1 in 2025 
And 2024
bring back the days of exploding tyres
Baku 
f1 is much more fun when things are more.... volitile 
And screaming engines that explode 
whens the last time ya saw a engine on fire
i can only remember sainz at the redbull ring

2022? i think
Yeah was going to say Sainz at Austria is the last one I can remember
Caught fire at the top of the hill
Yeah, Pastry takes the WDC this year for sure
If he keeps driving like this then yeah 
I don't have that whole hype from Reddit saying that he is the second coming of Kimi, but McLaren has the best car and Pastry is the best driver from that team. I think he takes it
i see mclaren fucking him somehow
Mcl will find a way to throw 100%.
Oh for sure
unless oscar ignores orders, i think they fuck him out of the wdc
and then you all know what happens
Well, if McLaren fucks him I can see Russell winning instead of Lando and ngl I don't want that at all 
max 5th wdc 
I don't think Max can put a fight this year, season started with the car being mid already instead of last year when it became shit only in the second half of the season
Nah Red Bull is cooked this season, not even max can rescue this
He might get a win or two
while true, thats up to redbull
But no more than that
Fuck it, Hamilton takes the championship 
Williams drivers and constructors champions
Alonso with the rookie of the year too
Albono wdc would be scenes
🙏
fucking pin it 
Mods pin this pls
https://i.imgur.com/FU1gDOa.png receipts taken 
@thorn topaz pin it son
I’m glad you said USD and not AUD otherwise it would have been worthless 
reason why i said usd 
ty christian

so at the time of counting everyone in the f1 thread
theres 69 people in here
Nice
nice
Nice 
so 69k locked in
just so no one else joins
for monies
(not me frantically trying to put 1k on albono to win once markets reopen)
Also can't wait to get fucking depressed watching Bortoleto having to waste his talent on that dogshit Sauber tractor again 
fun fact, snow isnt even in the f1 thread, rip snow 
Mf came in with a track record similar to Piastri and Leclerc and he is stuck in the Stake car, fuck my life 
Norris and pastry top
I don't know, normal maybe? No incidents yet and McLaren is on top
Russell .6 behind
fucking colour me shocked
i might get up to watch this race, considering its easter
Ferrari doing Ferrari things
I can't take this 
And stroll being stroll 
Gasly still refusing to accept the Alpine being a tractor
the alpine isnt that bad
Yeah Gasly is doing well
if it had any engine but a renault 
Full results for FP3
One of the Alpines
Next year
Think its time for me to stop playing M&B
Leclerc saying that he reached the limit of the car
So rip Ferrari this weekend I guess
Ferrari are a midfield team this season
Relatable
same as every ferrari fan i guess
Your brain will be mush in 1.5h time
I made the mistake of watching Inception and Tenet two days in a row
welcome to what ive done
inception last night, tenet tonight
im gonna have to wiki read the shit out of this plot after this
oh brother
cause i have no clue why they're crashing this plane 
*every season since 2004
No more drinks
Kinda funny that a lot of drivers from different teams are complaining about issues with the drink system
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/williams-first-f1-team-to-make-crucial-2026-development-step/ williams reportedly already turned windtunnel time to the 26 car
So they have been saying since before the season even started




will we get a 45 min late decision who could have made it to Q2 this weekend again? 
max pretty close to norris
FIA calls for a driver late on, said driver has to run a gauntlet to dodge a hug attempt from MBS
yuki with purple time 
Pastry 
bored of this Yuki dominance 
Lando 
Williams P9 and P10 
took red bull years to replace danny and they had yuki right there
lewis p10 
rip 1 blanky 
RIP budget
kimi P3 
Hamilton 
Borto 
lol
I am depressed
i know. our guy stroll is out in Q1 
Stroll doing what he does best
stroll does love those "windows"
My boy yuki top 5
THE Ffion is here? omgggg 
nice to see both williams in top 8
Record of most Q1 exits in F1 history
How did Albon survive that
Mods? 

"he just brake checked me" NO YOU DUMB CUNT
yeah danny ricc break checking 
Stroll not last 
what do you say. both ferrari in Q3? 
Anto 
Damn what is these bad releases
Lawson bad release
was only an AM, might have helped them if they collided. bit of weight reduct.
Lewis sounds like this right now
Pastry 
Lewis starting to get fed up of the Italians
that said its gonna take a while to get anything out of this Ferrari car lol
does leclerc have more support of the team, like george last year at mercedes ?
Seems to be a co-incidnce
Albono’s time deleted 
max 
Lando 
@humble sequoia 
well its fluid times lol should just do a

Max engineer defuckulating the plank
-1g. DSQ. 
albon P6 
Albono 
Albono
Yuki P7 
someone was wrong 

nice to see sainz in Q3
And I will admit I was wrong 😉
norris crashed?
Lando 



perfect timing. crash just as Pastry completes. 
ooh that was a big impact
new crash gate? 
Simply lovely
"it was nothing, just and inchident"
piastri might not count
he didnt get to the line
Nando crashed to early. off to williams he goes.
i think he is in his own head
Un incidente en la pista que deja fuera a Max, dejando como campeón a Charles en el Campeonato de KF2 de las WSK Euro Series 2012.
Más info:
https://soymotor.com/articulos/verstappen-y-leclerc-una-rivalidad-que-se-remonta-al-karting-944155
Timing line is before start finish he is probably clear


Pastry keeps his time 
inshident 🙂
inchident 
Max 
0.001 
Max 
Spicy
pia will get it back
weigh that plank 
Max also was on the set he used before the red
yuki, avoid the walls please
Russell 

Bin Russel out of left field? 
God I love this
Russell 
wow
Pastry 
here comes pastry
osama bin russell's car set up well
Pastry 
middle sector is a mess for everyone
Max 
Damn
MAX!½!
1 hundreth
MAAAAAAAAAAAX
two yellows and he gets pole
What a Quali 
that first sector damn
wait whats gasly doing in q3
All of those laps were brilliant 
its crazy what he can pull of
yes 
Strappon
tomorrow all 3 collide into t1-2, albono wins.
Brazilian commentator saying they are too slow, was expecting a 1:26 
i saw some discussions recently, people putting Max up there with Senna, Schumacher aso, people winning races they shouldnt be able to win
Yes
max with track record? 
Seems so
how long do you think it will take for McLaren to prioritise Oscar over Lando with him constantly outperforming 
did max go full crackhead?
classic
L

I always forget this is the GradeAUnderA sperm track
FFS, Alpine
HA NANDOS~
Did brundle call him the WDC leader?!
Oh. I thought Pastry over took him last weem
week
nope
if lando didnt overtake charles last week. pastry would be the WDC leader
our guy Stroll made history yesterday! how did we miss that? he got he most q1 exists in history

WEC time 
Alpine under investigation 
tracklimits 
Corvette 33 
FCY 
just clearing up some gravel from that spin

cause its right in the middle of T2
And it's only going to increase
Both Astons at the bottom, fml
And one of the Aston GT cars just got punted out of the race 
being a AMR fan is almost as painful as being a Ferrari fan currently 
well, at least Ferrari are doing well in WEC i guess 
yeah
I can't believe that there is a fucking Peugeot in p5 while both Astons are in p17 and p18...
Taking that back, Peugeot went to P4 
Conway calling the Toyota drivers idiots 
Rossi 
fuck, I missed it
I need elp, I dont know if Ill be able to stay awake during the race. Im so fucking tired
time for an hour powernap

It’s so strange to see Angela Cullen in a Ferrari shirt, but I like it 😃
brave they put george and max next to another
I’m doubtful 😅

We will come back to you

yawn

MUSICLALA!
Time to see Oscar win
Gentlemen of culture, we meet again
We are checking
wait, the track is elevated? Or did they dig out the ground around it?
Plan D
Lando on hards. rest of top 10 on medium 
I dont understand how I can be this tired
Defrag!
Jesus Christ that gif looks like a fever dream
Ive hit my not-very-hard-hard limit for this week so no

need more pixels
For more fever
Ferrari win at Imola in WEC
HOLY FUCK I need to deal with getting a new keyboard
So both Ferraris will DNF this race?
the only win Ferrari will get today 
Slow buggers giving me time for a quick pee

Oscar great start
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
Well that was chaotic
lole
Alpine crash
Rip
And yuki
Yuki and Gasly?
Yeah
ya

Yuki noooo
that was certainly a start
Never had a race on this track without incidents...
Gasly 


get popcorn ready guys
SC
Inchident?
Max has to give that place back for sure
Bröther I am stuffed, Ill enjoy this without popcorn
On Gasly that one
Yuki 
Had boring traditional Swedish holiday food, cake, snacks, all of the things
I don't think anyone is to take blame on that, just unlucky
100% safety car record continues at this circuit
Yuki 
Bernd Maylander already DOTD?
Yeah for sure max has to give that back
Max can fuck right off behind Piastri with that one
Can Max let him pass on the SC or does he need to wait for restart?
IM LATE AND I MISSED SHIT
I think restart
Tldr chat?
He would need to wait
Crash and max overtook off track
Does that mean a aston leads, ( I can't see with the radio)
It ain’t stroll anyway kek
Stroll is a changed man 
Shut the fuck up
What a load of shit 
Max is right. Pastry forced him 
max was beaten to the cornor he sohuld of conceded probably looose more positions but that what you have to do
Thats tame
Max 5 seconds 
Hes going to be pissed
i feel sadly 1 day someone will really get huurt on this track. its very fast and any accident in a blind spot could be it
wish they got rid of street circuits i love seeing grass around not just walls
Swearing fine for max
Think max’s engineer agrees with the pen 
no redbull driver gets a break lol yuki looks sad
Not paying that fine. MBS and his bullshit 
yeah. it would have been easier to just give it back 🙂
Yeah but max is too proud to do that 
But if he can't give it back under SC, he didn't have a whole lot of time to give it back
He also does dumb shit like that and gets mad when he gets a deserved penalty and/or someone else does the same thing
Norris has passed sainz
Get the feeling max would rather take a load of pens and finish last rather than give a place back
Pastry is starting to close in
Ya doin't say..
So what do guys reckon the chances of the interviewers mentioning the 5 second penalty later on?
Well I’m on sky commentary so almost certainly
whats the bet he gives 1 word answers again
Pastry isn't closing in on Max
Albo really doesn't have a lot of patience for his engineer these days
Nevermind, he hit DRS
albon hates two things
marketing and race engineers mid race
seen a sneak peak of the Red bull Miami poster
Is that someone I'm supposed to know?
Hadjar
oh
Kao 
need to photoshop karens hair on horner
Lewis and norris 
The fact the FIA didnt learn with that DRS detection is absolutely fucking amazing
lando and lewis having a race and everyone else just fucking off into the distance
They get to inflate the number of overtakes
Norris past Hamilton
Lando 
lando has left ham behind already
Oldonso
Hamilton tyre comment
i hear croftys doing crofty things
pretty sparks
Podium gonna be Pastry, Max and Russel, I can already see it
Russel will do nothing and get P3 again
Was waiting for that
might aswell just pin the george meme
George's tyres are toast
Anti overtaken
Oscar pit
Slow stop for Bearman
Bit slow for haas
Bit slow for pastry
oof
Are we going to see another McLaren fumble?
Max going longer 
Russel pit
How badly can RB fuck the pit this week?
It will be either shit or amazing, no in-between
Oscar pog
Pastry 
Here we go
What a guy
Ahead of Ruzzel
3.3s bit slow
Sainz just had a 6 second box lmao
Sick move by Piastry
Gonna be Pastry, Lando and Max now, Russel is too shit
will Lando let Pastry by?
Lewis v Max 
Mclaren can give up all hopes if they dont tell him to or if he doesnt :p
2.1 box for Ham
Ferrari not shit for once
Norris has to let Oscar through
Well at least ferrari are fast at something
Don't worry, they are going to fuck it up with Leclerc
If he doesnt, they lose the W
Pastry setting fastest laps
Oop
Alonso and bort
oop
I don't think Gabi saw Alonso there
Borto 
holy
Jesus
Fuckin hell
Borto firing Oldonso
Bwoh
BWOAH!


Coulda been bad
Yeah, Gabi's helmet was turned into the other side lmao
Jesus
Doubt anything will come from it
that is what getting pushed off he track looks like
Charles still p1
Oscar pls
On old meds
Come on
He’s got this 
SC 🙏
Lawson doing a Max 
Wait wtf happen to yuki?
Gasly

Gasly hit him, broke the car
Crashed lap 1
Fuck sakes
it was just a racing inchident
In comes the chair
2 second stop 
Damn, 2.0
good pit stops from ferrari this weekend 
ye under 15 seconds
Ferrari is doing everything right, they just don't have the car today
*so far
but yes
norris leads stop the count stop the count
Anto 
woah
Lechair zooming 
Plan C target plus 4 





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