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[tranquil tapir]

Send sam on the walk instead

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/milo-aussie-australian-sheperd-dog-cute-gif-15810139

[mint hollow]

He won’t miss F1

[tranquil tapir]

Need a phone holder on the pram

[mint hollow]

Honestly might be the next purchase

And a mini go kart to get her started

[candid pebble]

https://x.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1853082300654776475

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

Williams now confirms Alex Albon’s car can’t be repaired in time and has been withdrawn from the race #F1 #BrazilGP

Twitter · Nov 3, 2024, 2:30 PM

[mint hollow]

Damn

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sigh-monkey-gif-2049020038486032791

[west jewel]

If it was sergant still driving he probaly had to give the car to albon again

[atomic egret]

Oh, so it's fine to take Florida's car and give it to Alex, but not Popo's?! You know what? Yeah, that's fair.

[thorn topaz]

Also confirmed that regardless of Albon's car getting pulled, Max will start P17

[mint hollow]

He’ll make up for it though

[thorn topaz]

Horner just said on live fucken tv
Whoever takes out Norris gets the RB seat
Man has to be taking the piss

[mint hollow]

Did he?

Wtaf

[thorn topaz]

He did earlier

[mint hollow]

Weird comment

[tranquil tapir]

Man's a knobcheese

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

Good anthem this

Oh Haas tinkering with their front brakes

Its not really the same Sky grid walk when its not Brundle doing it

[wraith stratus]

Rain forecasted 30 minutes into the race

Let the chaos begin

[thorn topaz]

Oh there he is

[late seal]

The 2 AM cars are fixed btw

[woeful dawn]

Oh good Stroll can go ahead and be a domestic terrorist then

[late seal]

I think they have p9 and p10

[lofty hearth]

for now at least

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

I miss moosik

[wraith stratus]

Heavy rain in 30 minutes

[woeful dawn]

F1 TV forget their grid graphic?

[thorn topaz]

FOM forgot about the grid graphics

[wraith stratus]

F1TV

[woeful dawn]

Got confused whenever Max came on screen and thought the grid was over lol

[thorn topaz]

Thats FOM not F1TV

But yeah the graphics werent there

[high cedar]

Yea sky lost it as well

[late seal]

Everyone starting with intermediary tires

[thorn topaz]

Apart from Albon

[trim girder]

Albon is starting .. his holiday

[thorn topaz]

Formation lap starting

[atomic egret]

Defrag time

[wraith stratus]

Crofty

[late seal]

Max's car died

It died and turned back on

[thorn topaz]

"Last time I saw some that slow in an F1 car, it was Ted Kravitz"

[atomic egret]

It's max's turn to hold up the front of the drig

[late seal]

Stroll

[wraith stratus]

Stroll

[atomic egret]

grid

[thorn topaz]

Stroll you fucking moron

[finite sun]

Absolute fucking classic

[wraith stratus]

Fucked it on the formation lap

[atomic egret]

What the actual...

[finite sun]

omfg

[late seal]

I'm holding my tongue to not call him the r word now

[normal hill]

Stroll

[wraith stratus]

He’s in the gravel now

[trim girder]

imagine rebuilding a car and still letting Stroll drive it

[finite sun]

HOW DID HE END UP THERE??????

[wraith stratus]

Holy shit

[late seal]

Great race guys

[finite sun]

What an actual moron

[late seal]

Amazing race

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

Well done, WL

[normal hill]

What an absolute cunt

[thorn topaz]

What a great job Lance

[lofty hearth]

I called it, again

[thorn topaz]

Fucking useless cunt

[woeful dawn]

Unreal

[finite sun]

Are they seriously not aborting the start

[thorn topaz]

Many windows were licked

[finite sun]

hellooooooooooo

[atomic egret]

Surely Stroll Snr can't hold off other stake holders wanting a new driver for much longer

[trim girder]

ngl the crowd sounded like they were chanting "you cunt"

[finite sun]

there we go

[late seal]

Daddy Stroll is going to disown him

[finite sun]

One could hope

[lofty hearth]

that means bottas is P10

[thorn topaz]

Just let him stay a week with Jos

That should do the trick

[wraith stratus]

Now the grid

[thorn topaz]

What the fuck is happening

[wraith stratus]

What the fuck is this clown show

[finite sun]

bro

[atomic egret]

Look at those grooves in the gravel that thing is leaving

[finite sun]

I fucking cant

I cant

[vivid rock]

WINDOW LICKING INTENSIFIES

[thorn topaz]

I am so fucking confused

[wraith stratus]

[late seal]

Bruh

[woeful dawn]

What the fuck is going on

[sinful kiln]

ahahaha

[atomic egret]

oh ashit

that did not sound good

[wraith stratus]

Red bull calling for penalties already

[atomic egret]

on max's car

[lofty hearth]

can't wait to see the highlight's later

[finite sun]

This is so cursed

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-explosion-shitshow-welcome-gif-7946750

[mint hollow]

What’s happened

I just walked in

[finite sun]

What hasnt happened

[atomic egret]

OPh Popo

[wraith stratus]

Start abandoned

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-gif-22919457

[thorn topaz]

Aborted start, but then half of the grid went on anyway

[atomic egret]

Popo went to 14 slot instead of 16

[wraith stratus]

Forming on grid again

[thorn topaz]

RPM's Discord is on one

[mint hollow]

Love it

[woeful dawn]

Stroll did the thing and chaos ensued

[thorn topaz]

https://i.imgur.com/bEw1Xk5.png

as a teaser

[mint hollow]

Holy shit

[finite sun]

Stfu GP

Cunt

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/out-of-line-anthony-mackie-sam-wilson-falcon-the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-gif-21182970

[thorn topaz]

Nobody has any clue what the fuck is happening in this race

[mint hollow]

Who went off

[finite sun]

Stroll

Who else

[thorn topaz]

Have a guess

[vivid rock]

the rain is going to come before they start this race

[mint hollow]

Duh

Obvs

[finite sun]

Fucked it on the formation lap

[wraith stratus]

Stroll ofc

[mint hollow]

Dumb moment

[thorn topaz]

Stroll is a fucking useless cunt

[finite sun]

Right, 9 minutes until formation lap

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/stroll-f1-gif-26852489

[wraith stratus]

Lando under investigation now

[late seal]

First time in F1 history that a driver has gone off track 2 times during formation lap

[finite sun]

Half the grid getting slapped with that

[sinful kiln]

lando fucked up HAHHAHHA

[mint hollow]

I’m lost

[thorn topaz]

Dude at this stage, what makes it Lando's fault

[mint hollow]

My brain can’t keep up

[vivid rock]

cause he went before green

[sinful kiln]

INCIDENT INVOLVING CAR 4 (NOR) NOTED - STARTING PROCEDURE INFRINGEMENT

[tranquil tapir]

He was 1st

[thorn topaz]

This entire day has been one big fuckup

From the FIA

[late seal]

We all are

[wraith stratus]

He shouldn’t have moved off the grid

The two flashing lights didn’t show to go round again

[finite sun]

There is at least 5 other cars getting penalties then

[thorn topaz]

Oh, yeah thats a slam dunk. He started despite no green light

[wraith stratus]

So Lando / McLaren fucked up

[sinful kiln]

10s pen for lando

[late seal]

Bro this is great

[wraith stratus]

Basically drove through red lights

[thorn topaz]

All of them went round eventually

So lets see

[wraith stratus]

Watch the FIA not give a penalty now

[tranquil tapir]

That was probably as a safety thing as can't have cars coming up on stationary cars

[mint hollow]

So confusion

Much lost

[atomic egret]

Sainz in the lead!

[vivid rock]

they shouldnt have gone out again as a recovery vehicle was out

[wraith stratus]

Lando drove through red lights, so he’s in trouble basically

[vivid rock]

lando or mclaren decided to go anyway

[thorn topaz]

Tbf, if everyone did it, eventually, which they did, whats the point of penalising one driver?

This is a first in F1 history kek

[atomic egret]

Yeah, this could be Pastry's night

[normal hill]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1853100248140247415?s=46

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

It's clear from the regulations that Norris should not have moved from the grid again, unless instructed to do so by race control #F1 #BrazilGP

Twitter · Nov 3, 2024, 3:41 PM

[finite sun]

They cant just penalise Lando here, no way

[vivid rock]

the ones that didnt move did so correctly

[mint hollow]

Penalise all drivers

[atomic egret]

Not the ones who waited

[thorn topaz]

They'd have to penalise every driver, considering they all eventually went round

[sinful kiln]

ofc they can. give him a big one. he fucked up.

[vivid rock]

the ones that did move should be punished and f1tv said the punishments are worse then time penalties

[thorn topaz]

They went round as well Kao, just took a bit

[late seal]

"All I can say is Stroll is dumb. He is a dumbass. He is lucky daddy owns the team." Brazilian commentator got triggered

[lofty hearth]

just give them all community service

[finite sun]

Then they have to penalise everyone else who went as well. Not saying they cant penalise him at all

[mint hollow]

How many stayed in place?

[thorn topaz]

So if they all did, they'd penalise every driver, and then it wouldnt mean fuck all

[finite sun]

like 4

[mint hollow]

Well snap

[tranquil tapir]

I'm guessing the back ones fine probably got told by race control to go

[atomic egret]

After Popo

[late seal]

It started raining near the track

Bruh

[lofty hearth]

it's possible that perez drove into the wrong grid spot as well

[atomic egret]

Popo went to 14

[wraith stratus]

This weekend has been a comical shitshow

[atomic egret]

Bring back Darth Masi!

[wraith stratus]

Never seen anything like it

[ocean fossil]

This is a weekend to forget in F1

[thorn topaz]

Sainz didn't even get to leave the pit
Extra lap of fuel

[trim girder]

ngl the timing of my holiday and being able to watch this live is perfect.

[thorn topaz]

FIA is going to legally murder him

[ocean fossil]

Sainz down a lap before the race start?

[wraith stratus]

Nah they just remove a lap from the race

[mint hollow]

Rain coming soon

14 mins

[lofty hearth]

so everyone's tyres are going to be stone cold right?

[ocean fossil]

Does someone go off in this formation lap?

[tranquil tapir]

Windowlicker

[lofty hearth]

stroll

[trim girder]

one mcl engineer is pissed, i saw a tyre blanket cap (one the gets put over the side, aggressively tossed to the side of the grid

[thorn topaz]

Would say Stroll, but you know that already happened

Oh here comes the rain

[wraith stratus]

This is going to be chaos, rain inbound

[atomic egret]

How was there still confusion happening at the back of the drig?

STOP TYPING DRIG!

[wraith stratus]

iPhone predictive typing

[thorn topaz]

Stroll fucked everything twice in one day
Actual F1 history

[finite sun]

Im surprised he hasnt managed to earlier

[atomic egret]

I'm on my computer

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

Its Stroll out and away we go

[wraith stratus]

Russel

[atomic egret]

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

[sinful kiln]

russell

[atomic egret]

Nandos lost it

[vivid rock]

he fucking bottled it anyway

[atomic egret]

Damn, Max! +6

[wraith stratus]

[vivid rock]

perez going drifting

[lofty hearth]

perez spin

[wraith stratus]

Perez

[late seal]

Perez is a moron

[atomic egret]

How is Perez at the back already?!

[thorn topaz]

Perez ffs

[ocean fossil]

Perez LOL

[atomic egret]

What the actual fuck

[finite sun]

And they gave that man a 2 year contract, fuck me

[vivid rock]

Max doing a lewis and just charging through the pack

[thorn topaz]

I dont know what to say about today

What the actual fuck has been happening

[finite sun]

Yes

[late seal]

CINEMA

[finite sun]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[thorn topaz]

Masi would kek

And then run away screaming

[finite sun]

Charlie is probably turning in his grave

[woeful dawn]

Also Albon ahead of Stroll on the graphic KEKW

[thorn topaz]

Get fucked Stroll

[trim girder]

Russel is gone

[wraith stratus]

Heavy rain sector 3

[lofty hearth]

heavy rain

[atomic egret]

RAAAAAAAIN!

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/casino-slots-old-people-gambling-lets-go-gambling-gif-9314212510954500524

[thorn topaz]

Poor fucking stewards

Apart from Herbert. Fuck that cunt

[sinful kiln]

he will give max a pen for it. 100%

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/little-rain-tornado-rainstorm-raining-crazy-rain-blown-away-gif-14304400

[thorn topaz]

20 sec pen to verstappen, rain happened

[trim girder]

"pen for Max, overtaking too much under wet conditions"

[thorn topaz]

GP lmao

Go on FIA, do the funny and throw a VSC to make Horner actually pop a vein

[thorn topaz]

Just make sure Jos is chained down nowhere near any women

[atomic egret]

I mean, that just accordians things back up and lets Max do more over taking

[trim girder]

Rb better send out the body gaurds to put JOs wife into witness protection

[thorn topaz]

Oh please, hes only tried to murder her once

[woeful dawn]

Norris and shit starts

[thorn topaz]

Iconic

[woeful dawn]

Typical

[sinful kiln]

that max start

[trim girder]

this weekend has been iconic, everyone playing thier main roles.

[thorn topaz]

Max got his start done as fast as Jos running over ex-wifes

I love that FOM highlighted Perez at the end of that recap

[atomic egret]

Showing that great start by Max.. and then showing Perez spinning himself

[trim girder]

Lewis getting a jumpscare seeing Max storming down the outside at the start

[wraith stratus]

More starting infringements being investigated

[lofty hearth]

lawson also under investigation

[sinful kiln]

INCIDENT INVOLVING CARS 63 (RUS), 22 (TSU) AND 30 (LAW) NOTED - STARTING PROCEDURE INFRINGEMENT

[thorn topaz]

[thorn topaz]

Today is fucking wild

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/you-get-a-kid-and-you-get-a-kid-gif-24066667

you get a pen, and you get a pen

[thorn topaz]

we are 10% into the race. Calm the fuck down FIA

PLEASE

People are trying to keep track of this shit

[atomic egret]

Nah, lick the stamp and send it

[wraith stratus]

Stewards are getting paid by the penalty awards

[atomic egret]

Make it a total shit show

[thorn topaz]

It already is a total shitshow Kao

[atomic egret]

Not yet total

[thorn topaz]

Did you miss quali?

[atomic egret]

There is still some more shit that can show

[finite sun]

I feel like we are past shit show. Not that I know what is worse

[west jewel]

Quali

[thorn topaz]

Okay dude, you cant summon Michael Masi this way Kao

[atomic egret]

I can try

[thorn topaz]

Bernie Ecclestone is at the track though

He fancies a good death race

[trim girder]

there was a quali, i thought the earlier program was a survival race

[wraith stratus]

Bearboy 10 seconds

[lofty hearth]

bearman penalty

[thorn topaz]

Ope fat 10 sec for Bearboy

[sinful kiln]

norris pen?

[trim girder]

waiting till he passes russel and gets 5 sec gap

[lofty hearth]

hamiltons car

https://tenor.com/view/lowrider-bounce-car-gif-17671713

[thorn topaz]

Max stop it

[finite sun]

Max is insane in the wet

[sinful kiln]

max

[thorn topaz]

Its just rude at this stage

[atomic egret]

Max is annoyed

[finite sun]

That was unnecessary Bearman

[trim girder]

Pastry knew to not challenge it, he saw the VODs from the last 2 races

[normal hill]

Max has the zoomies

[sinful kiln]

lawson and max

[wraith stratus]

Lawson waves him by

[finite sun]

Mustve been a real stern talk from Horner lmao

[lofty hearth]

hamilton is off

[wraith stratus]

Sir Blessed

[finite sun]

Sir Blessed

[late seal]

Mf must be possessed by Senna to drive this good in the rain

[west jewel]

Ham

[wraith stratus]

Colapopo

[finite sun]

[atomic egret]

Hell yeah, Popo

[thorn topaz]

Good shit Colapinto

[west jewel]

Botas

[high cedar]

Clearly not affected with the contact with bearman

[warped cave]

Piastri really is the Bottas to Norris

[atomic egret]

hey now

[wraith stratus]

Starting procedures investigated after the race

[atomic egret]

ffs

[woeful dawn]

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/to-do-late-simpsons-sure-homer-gif-13584575

[finite sun]

Dumbassery to wait until after the race

[normal hill]

That’s bullshit!

[finite sun]

This isnt the last lap

[warped cave]

[wraith stratus]

Perez

[finite sun]

Perez shouldve sent it, he was first to the apex

[atomic egret]

What is Perez's issue with rookies?

[trim girder]

Yuki providing his case to Marko/Horner by backing everyone into Max

[atomic egret]

Don't forget Max is still +5

[sinful kiln]

+5 for what?

[vivid rock]

fuck it its been chaos all day, give them drs

[atomic egret]

safety car violation in sprint

[vivid rock]

that was added to his sprint time

[atomic egret]

oh

[wraith stratus]

That applies to the sprint only

[atomic egret]

nevermind then

[vivid rock]

he finished 4th instead of 3rd

[thorn topaz]

His 5 place pen was applied to the race

[candid pebble]

how did you get the idea that isnt applied to the Sprint race lol

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/crybaby-billy-butcher-karl-urban-the-boys-wah-wah-gif-804174534879644629

[wraith stratus]

Kao trying to give max more penalties

[vivid rock]

the Mclarens ususally strong on straights is struggling on straights when they dont have drs

coincidence...i think so

[atomic egret]

I just misunderstood what I read

[lofty hearth]

that and all the downforce they put on

[wraith stratus]

It’s ok

[thorn topaz]

I have about given up with keeping track of this circus of a day

[sinful kiln]

are you saying Kaos favorite CEO ZAK paid Kao?

[thorn topaz]

Rain inbound kek

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-its-gon-rain-weather-report-gif-5516318

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/imma-kill-you-death-killing-murder-christian-bale-gif-13701832

[thorn topaz]

And its supposedly heavier than yesterday

so glhf

[trim girder]

so you're saying they'll wait to red flag the race

[thorn topaz]

This is what happens when Bernie Ecclestone shows up for a race weekend

[atomic egret]

How is it only lap 18? It feels like it should be like 50

[thorn topaz]

Chaos

And potential death

[thorn topaz]

Nah Lando isnt in P1

[wraith stratus]

Lando P1 then red flag

[thorn topaz]

[trim girder]

gotta get past the terrorist first too

[wraith stratus]

It’s the FIA master plan

[thorn topaz]

Mclaren are cooking lmao

[finite sun]

Good shit Bearman

[lofty hearth]

bearman vs hamilton

[sinful kiln]

bearman

[thorn topaz]

Get shit on Pewis

[atomic egret]

Hell yeah, Bearboy

[trim girder]

oh no the S word to Norris in the rain

[late seal]

South region of São Paulo is having a full on storm too

[atomic egret]

Ham giving Bearboy a shower

[trim girder]

nice of Ferrari to hire an aging middle of the pack driver next season.

[atomic egret]

BW on Bearboy's next track limits

[woeful dawn]

You have to worry about the elderly at this time of year

[sinful kiln]

lewis with issues

[atomic egret]

Nando out of DRS

[woeful dawn]

Yeah a shit car

[wraith stratus]

69 nice

[thorn topaz]

Oh hes mad

[sinful kiln]

Max going to overtake charles

[tranquil tapir]

If it was lando he's had hit himn

[finite sun]

Yup

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-your-mouth-watch-your-profanity-watch-it-gif-5600117

[wraith stratus]

Shut up max ffs

[sinful kiln]

did he just curse on radio? sounds like community service

[finite sun]

shut up

[thorn topaz]

Nah 10k euros at most. His surname isnt Verstappen Johan

[wraith stratus]

Those clouds

[thorn topaz]

Yeah huge storm in the southern part of the city

Its gonna get spicy

[wraith stratus]

This race is cooked

[thorn topaz]

This weekend has been cooked

[woeful dawn]

Tsunoda doing work

[trim girder]

at this point, its past cooked, this is reheated leftovers

[thorn topaz]

Sainz on his way to another country there

[atomic egret]

Sigh, Carlos

[tranquil tapir]

Ooh sainz might be in trouble there

[wraith stratus]

Rain

[thorn topaz]

Here we go

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

Damn it, stupid brain. I can't get the +5 out of there now

[finite sun]

Would be really cool if Yuki manages to stay in third

[thorn topaz]

Kao ffs

[late seal]

Leclerc please just fuck up one turn so Max can pass

[lofty hearth]

charles box

[wraith stratus]

Lechair full wets

[finite sun]

here we go

[wraith stratus]

Here we go

No wait

[thorn topaz]

Oh gods

[wraith stratus]

Inters

[thorn topaz]

New inters

[trim girder]

Ferrrai clownshow starting

[wraith stratus]

wtf are they doing

[woeful dawn]

Oh no a Ferrari strategy

[lofty hearth]

has Classic Ferarri Returned

Lawson off

[finite sun]

About to see another McLaren shit show on the radio

[wraith stratus]

First spin

[thorn topaz]

Watch Lando pull another Sochi

[late seal]

Apparently Russel and Lewis are under investigation because they might have messed with tire pressure between the 2 starts

[sinful kiln]

lawson ?

[thorn topaz]

Hulk in as well

Lawson went wide

[atomic egret]

That'll be a B&W for Popo

[thorn topaz]

Not a full spin

[normal hill]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1853110343737758015?s=46

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

Russell and Hamilton under investigation for changing tyre pressures on the grid after the 10-minute warning when the race start was aborted #F1 #BrazilGP

Twitter · Nov 3, 2024, 4:21 PM

[finite sun]

Surely full wets

Surely

[lofty hearth]

so max is fighting Ocon in Brazil

[wraith stratus]

Hulk

[lofty hearth]

yellow sector 1

[late seal]

Hulk fucked up

[atomic egret]

hulk fuck up

VSC

[late seal]

Please be a full safety car

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/2020-trump-donald-wins-biden-gif-19061512

[wraith stratus]

VSC

[lofty hearth]

so charles is screwed then right?

[thorn topaz]

Surely its time to swap to full wets

[finite sun]

Pasrty with inters

[thorn topaz]

Its absolutely pissing it down

[sinful kiln]

new inters

[late seal]

McLaren went with inters

[thorn topaz]

God damn, Ecclestone will love this

[atomic egret]

more inters

[finite sun]

Perez full wets

[candid bone]

[wraith stratus]

Merc could get DSQ’d for that technical infringement

[mint hollow]

Moist

[finite sun]

Ferrari and Haas on INters

[wraith stratus]

VSC ending

[sinful kiln]

hulk

[vivid rock]

how many times has been lapped though

[finite sun]

Surely Norris and Russell go on full wets

[warped cave]

VSC right as Max passes the pit entry

[finite sun]

Nope

wtf

[late seal]

Nope

[lofty hearth]

Ocon Leads

[wraith stratus]

Ocon

Perez only one on full wets

Perez is zooming

[finite sun]

Cant see shit

[atomic egret]

+10 POastry

[vivid rock]

this is gonna get red flagged in 4/5 laps

[finite sun]

Slam dunk 10s for Pastry

[wraith stratus]

Pastry

[trim girder]

time for powerboat racing. look at those rooster tails.

[lofty hearth]

the car that was dead last at the start of this year leads this race

[finite sun]

Pastry 10s

[atomic egret]

Oh, please call it now!

[vivid rock]

Alpine have done a mclaren ha

[atomic egret]

Ocon on the top step!

[thorn topaz]

I want to try whatever this race director is smoking

[lofty hearth]

Ocon is faster than Max

[finite sun]

I dont

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

yellow

[lofty hearth]

norris passes russell

[atomic egret]

SC

[mint hollow]

This is

Carnage

[wraith stratus]

SC

[late seal]

The fuck happened

[thorn topaz]

[sinful kiln]

pinnacle of motorsports

[thorn topaz]

Lando passes Russell, instant SC

Iconic

[trim girder]

Norris passes Russel, Sc called ..

[west jewel]

BOX BOX

[vivid rock]

pinnacle of racing, just as long as it doesnt rain

has occon boxed?

[trim girder]

its still peak. peak comedy racing.

[atomic egret]

nopew

[candid bone]

safety car

[thorn topaz]

Jesus christ that onboard from Lawson

You cant see shit lmao

[finite sun]

What was Lewis doing

[atomic egret]

not seeing anything

[finite sun]

Guess

[thorn topaz]

Why are all these cunts still out on inters?

[late seal]

This is fun

[lofty hearth]

wait both Alpines are in the top 3?

[finite sun]

my ears just had an orgasm

[finite sun]

The engine on the Aston SC

[thorn topaz]

Vanguard, dont ask questions

Its cooked

[finite sun]

Beyond cooked

[trim girder]

SC rear cam is always

[atomic egret]

Hulk noted

[lofty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-stewart-eat-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-3094746547306242594

[vivid rock]

Maylander showing Stroll how to do more then 1 lap in the wet while drivng an aston

[atomic egret]

Continuing after receiving assistance

[thorn topaz]

Bernd Mayländer for DOTD

[late seal]

Is that SC the V12 one or is it still a V8?

[wraith stratus]

Hulk

[thorn topaz]

iirc its the regular one Souza

[finite sun]

Sounds more like a V8

[atomic egret]

double yellow in s14

[late seal]

Colapinto crashed

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/grade-stamp-papers-gif-7355482

[wraith stratus]

Colapopo

[thorn topaz]

Hulkenberg you fucking idiot. Now is probably the worst time to get rid of full wets

[atomic egret]

popo stopped

[finite sun]

nnooooooooooooo

[wraith stratus]

Red flag

[atomic egret]

holy

[late seal]

What the fuck is this race bro

[vivid rock]

thats gotta be a red flag

[candid bone]

red?

[thorn topaz]

Oh thats not water pooring out of his car

[finite sun]

Red

[wraith stratus]

Ocon wins?

[atomic egret]

redded

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/finally-i-breathe-again-gideon-drew-the-thing-that-couldnt-die-i-can-breathe-gif-18782523

[lofty hearth]

what is it with Williams drivers crashing today

[finite sun]

Williams mechanic

He is so done with life

[mint hollow]

Goshhhhh

[vivid rock]

might do some adulting while we wait ha

[wraith stratus]

Williams mechanics

[atomic egret]

Popo still 16th

[thorn topaz]

And thats that WDC done

[woeful dawn]

Yuge Verstappen dub here

[thorn topaz]

If Max wins here, the WDC is done

[finite sun]

fuckin hell

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-palpatine-evil-laugh-cackles-star-wars-gif-16520972

[thorn topaz]

Fuck me that was a grim one

[sinful kiln]

[west jewel]

Williams

[finite sun]

Not nice that one

[atomic egret]

Okay, maybe wrong second for a cackle

[candid bone]

is that fuel or coolant pissing out?

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-poor-money-wallet-empty-gif-7985382

Williams

[thorn topaz]

Coolant

[fervent merlin]

Col crashes out after being linked with redbull with verstappen leading

[late seal]

Colapinto just securing his spot in RBR next year

[finite sun]

Coolant

[sinful kiln]

wooow

norris

[thorn topaz]

Lando being based for once

[atomic egret]

Shut up Nando

[thorn topaz]

He knows hes fucked

[vivid rock]

so Lando does know the rules when it suits him

[thorn topaz]

Cant blame him

[warped cave]

Williams helping Max

where have I seen this before

[trim girder]

just like bestie Max

[vivid rock]

Christian: Win us brazil and ill pay 20 million for Franco or Sainz
James: Done

[west jewel]

So Horner was at Williams to drop of some Money

[candid bone]

doohan with a massive smug smile

[wraith stratus]

Williams helping max so Colapopo gets a drive next year

[lofty hearth]

it's not over yet

[high cedar]

Euhh

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-conspiracy-tin-foil-hat-gif-20017163

[lofty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/redheroes-ocon-verstappen-fight-verstappen-ocon-ocon-verstappen-gif-21379629

[sinful kiln]

wow MCL hitting people now

[vivid rock]

Max is gonna get some quick Minecraft in

[candid bone]

any time given for the restart yet?

[vivid rock]

nop

[finite sun]

He's guaranteed at least 10 mins, why not

[vivid rock]

Id imagine max takes ocon with ease

[trim girder]

quick clear out of the mob farm

[atomic egret]

Wonder if there is a mod that turns zombies into Nando

[lofty hearth]

so are we expecting a French civil war

[vivid rock]

Angry posh boy

[finite sun]

Community service for Jorj

[thorn topaz]

Someone should tell Hannah to run, Max seemed like he was about to go full Jos

[atomic egret]

Come on, that's a bit much

[warped cave]

Proper cursing from Jorj instead of blimey or crikey

[thorn topaz]

Community service

lmao Haas casually taking the front off Bearboy's car

[atomic egret]

Black flag for Hulk

[wraith stratus]

Hulk DSQ

[atomic egret]

That means he's out, right?

[woeful dawn]

Holy fuck KEKW

[wraith stratus]

Holy crap

[woeful dawn]

When was the last black flag

[wraith stratus]

It’s rare to see the black flag

Like ultra rare

[atomic egret]

The last black flag in Formula 1 was shown at the 2007 Canadian Grand Prix. Both Felipe Massa and Giancarlo Fisichella were disqualified for leaving the pit lane while the red light was still on.

[lofty hearth]

rolling start

[candid pebble]

i mean im not shocked for Hulk

[late seal]

Hulk got flagged by the same thing Mercedes did I think

Nevermind

[atomic egret]

No, Hulk was because he got help and continued on

[trim girder]

Ted about to get a front row seat, Hulk is right next to him

[late seal]

Lmao

[wraith stratus]

What a shitshow

[finite sun]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-fuego-gif-26833875

[thorn topaz]

Marshals fucked Nico

[atomic egret]

I told you there was still shit to be shown

[wraith stratus]

Merc going to get DSQ’d as well

[woeful dawn]

I think he was fucked one way or another KEKW

[trim girder]

so Horner needs to do a circuit walk and hand out a couple stacks to the Marshals.

[sinful kiln]

to much cursing in radio

[sinful kiln]

RACE WILL RESUME AT 14:02

11min

[lofty hearth]

we haven't even reached 50% race distance

[thorn topaz]

And thats after the reduction of laps

[atomic egret]

I need to stop doing screen grabs. My computer locks up for like 3 seconds everytime

[thorn topaz]

Surprised they aren't black flagging Merc
For the tyre pressure nonsense

[trim girder]

thats concerning

[thorn topaz]

And into the box of shame Nico goes

[wraith stratus]

Investigation after the race I think

[thorn topaz]

Bollocks

[atomic egret]

Well, it's getting towards summer and my computer has been on since the non-quali

[tranquil tapir]

It'll be a dq

[thorn topaz]

But oh well, they can DSQ them after the fact

And hopefully will

[candid pebble]

if the red flag actually happened because of viewing problems, then get rid of full wets and just stop races under those circumstances completely because that happens every time

[tranquil tapir]

Na red was for the crashed car

[thorn topaz]

Full wet tyres are known to be beyond useless

[candid bone]

was hulks DQ explained?

[thorn topaz]

Red was caused by Williams

[candid pebble]

oh i meant the SC

my bad

[wraith stratus]

He got assistance from Marshall’s and continued, against the rules

[atomic egret]

he got a push and continued to race

[woeful dawn]

Receiving assistance to rejoin

[thorn topaz]

Marshals helped him when he spun. DSQ for getting assistance during a race

[tranquil tapir]

They use the cars to clear the water

[candid pebble]

he got pushed back ontot he track since he couldnt move

[thorn topaz]

Merl no they dont lmao. They use it to assess the state of the track

An Aston DBX is nowhere near as good at clearing water as an F1 car is

[candid pebble]

first black flag since 2007

[tranquil tapir]

The F1 cars it's better to have them out to clear the rain otherwise it would build up with water

[atomic egret]

Jorj back from having a cry

[tranquil tapir]

Merc and mclaren fucked it pitting

[atomic egret]

Still getting driver radio on the dash from the red flag

Lawson said "That's... awesome..."

[thorn topaz]

Standing start?

Wot

[atomic egret]

Why is that green thing still there?

[thorn topaz]

Can you decide FIA please

I can only take so much cooking

[candid pebble]

in 2007 it was Massa and Fisichella

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-memes-gordon-ramsay-kitchen-cooking-gif-24323848

[atomic egret]

Why wasn't that green booger pushed to the back?

[lofty hearth]

you beat me to it 🤣

[late seal]

Brazilian commentators mentioning how Max said he learned to drive good in the rain because of his dad, then one of them said "I'm glad he didn't learn everything from his dad because he was a pilot with really poor driving"

[thorn topaz]

Max about to be 30 seconds up the road by end of lap 34

[wraith stratus]

Rolling start confirmed

[thorn topaz]

Thanks Williams, thats twice you've handed RB a championship

[atomic egret]

Oh, they're sending Zho around

[thorn topaz]

Probably got allowed to unlap

Or well, was allowed to unlap

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Possibly more rain in 10 minutes

[late seal]

Ferrari

[lofty hearth]

here we go again

[wraith stratus]

Sainz

[atomic egret]

What the hell?

[trim girder]

so who rear ends someone on restart because visibility is non-existent

[late seal]

Bruh

[thorn topaz]

Sent the fucker out on used inters They really want to murder him

[late seal]

Bearman

[lofty hearth]

bearman

[wraith stratus]

Bearboy

[thorn topaz]

Bearman ffs

[finite sun]

Bearman pls, I wanna cheer for you, stop sucking

[atomic egret]

Sigh, Bearboy

[lofty hearth]

norris off

[late seal]

Norris you moron

[wraith stratus]

Lando has fucked it

[candid pebble]

[late seal]

Fuck your championship

[candid bone]

thats a penalty

[warped cave]

that's why he wanted a standing start

[finite sun]

brother

[atomic egret]

ffs

[thorn topaz]

What the fuck is happening

[late seal]

Brazil

[atomic egret]

cold tyres

Ocon out of DRS

[thorn topaz]

Ocon is fucking off into the distance. What the fuck is this timeline

[wraith stratus]

I’m glad there’s 3 weeks until the next race, need to mentally recover after this one

[woeful dawn]

What the fuck is going on

[atomic egret]

oh wait

[warped cave]

lad.

[atomic egret]

it's wet, there is no DRS

I'm getting close to 24 hours

[thorn topaz]

Ocon a second faster than Max
Wot zhe fok

[atomic egret]

+2.5

[late seal]

Can't follow anyone with the wet track

[atomic egret]

3.1

[woeful dawn]

So Norris has lost any hope of winning the championship then

[late seal]

Mfs can't even see

[thorn topaz]

Second faster on one lap

[wraith stratus]

Ocon is fucking zooming

[thorn topaz]

Yes Saucy

[lofty hearth]

Alpine domination might bore fans

[thorn topaz]

Ocon is already on his way to Vegas

[lofty hearth]

bearman into the wall

[late seal]

I can't bro

[wraith stratus]

Bearboy

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/ocon-sunrise-gif-26456043

[late seal]

I fucking can't

[finite sun]

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Oh no

[mint hollow]

wtf

[late seal]

What the fuck is this

[candid bone]

[lofty hearth]

what is this race?

[atomic egret]

nvm

[thorn topaz]

Bearboy fucked another front wing

They literally just replaced one

My head hurts

[lofty hearth]

he truly is a Haas driver

[thorn topaz]

I cant compute all this

[wraith stratus]

Same I’m fried

[atomic egret]

me too

for different reasons

[woeful dawn]

My head hurts

[thorn topaz]

Dude, knowing Kmag personally, I know he is proud. This is impressive terrorism

[woeful dawn]

Like proper migraine territory

[late seal]

I'm on 6 hours of sleep bro

[normal hill]

I still have to raid at 8pm gmt+1 🤣

[thorn topaz]

Just not in the right way, lad is terrorising the cost cap for Haas

[trim girder]

bear and pintofcola, imagine getting wet experience in Brazil.

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-alert-bumper-adam-devine-pitch-perfect-lame-gif-17474980

[thorn topaz]

Another Yellow

[trim girder]

almost as bad as Belgium

[thorn topaz]

Bearboy again

Fuck sake

[late seal]

Bro who let this kid drive

[thorn topaz]

What the fuck is going on

[normal hill]

And proud of it!

[finite sun]

Not helping your case Ollie

[wraith stratus]

Bearboy just retire ffs

[atomic egret]

Retire the poor boy

[thorn topaz]

Give him a lawn mower, he clearly likes to cut grass

Jesus fucking christ. Just end the suffering for the poor lad

[sinful kiln]

remember next year we will get a lot more rookies on the grid. it will be amazing with rain

[thorn topaz]

Retire him, no need to make him suffer even more

[lofty hearth]

sainz

[late seal]

Sainz now

[atomic egret]

sc

[wraith stratus]

Sainz

[trim girder]

give him wets and just send him out for more experience

[finite sun]

Actually is good to let him suffer. Give him some experience for next year

[lofty hearth]

and the chaos continues

[candid bone]

[thorn topaz]

Sainz

[late seal]

The goal of this race literally is "just survive"

[thorn topaz]

That car is fucked

[normal hill]

Sainz ffs

[tranquil tapir]

Perfectly timed by camera man

[woeful dawn]

Damn that SC was quick don’t tell RB

[candid pebble]

what is this weekend

[vivid rock]

These racing stewards are earning their money today

Oh wait they are volunteers

[tranquil tapir]

We will end up with half a field?

[warped cave]

Th're gonna be sour tomorrow

[lofty hearth]

so all the contacted williams drivers have crashed twice over today

[warped cave]

from waving all the flags

[thorn topaz]

Mate Bernd had half a season off and now he's working for his paycheque

[vivid rock]

At this rate Perez is gonna get points just for not binning it

[atomic egret]

Wonder how many laps that crane has done

[trim girder]

at least Sainz doing it right with the marshals unlike hulk, got them to tear the wing off and drove close to the slip

[lofty hearth]

just a few more cars and Sauber will score points

[vivid rock]

F1tv just said alpines first top half finish since 1985

Didn't ocon win hungray

[woeful dawn]

Flashbacks of Mugello whenever like 10 cars finished lol

[normal hill]

Btw this is how stroll got beached

[finite sun]

I thought he said this is so far their worst season since 1985

[atomic egret]

Can Ocon hold him off again?

ffs WL

[vivid rock]

Hahahahaha

[late seal]

Fucking idiot

[trim girder]

what did he think would happen? fly over it??

[finite sun]

Ah yes, surely gravel will be better than asphalt

[mint hollow]

Did Russell sweat earlier?

[wraith stratus]

More rain inbound

[woeful dawn]

What are they chanting KEKW

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/bobsburgers-evil-laugh-louise-lol-gif-8514140

[normal hill]

I don’t know mate. I don’t speak Portuguese

[atomic egret]

Here we go

[lofty hearth]

here we go again, again

[woeful dawn]

Again

[vivid rock]

58 minutes to do 27 laps

[wraith stratus]

[vivid rock]

can it be done

[tranquil tapir]

Lawson between perez and alonso lol

[atomic egret]

and Max is ahead

[vivid rock]

🏴‍☠️

[wraith stratus]

Lando fucked it again

[finite sun]

Big ship you have Denti

[candid bone]

NORRIS

[late seal]

They are screaming "Drugovich!", Brazilian F2 driver

[lofty hearth]

it seems to be over

[finite sun]

classic

[trim girder]

wow only 10 spectators in that area of the track.

[thorn topaz]

Lando ffs

[sinful kiln]

norris

[thorn topaz]

Hes actually fucking stupid

[atomic egret]

He can't handle the mental

[finite sun]

"Pastry, it's James...."

[late seal]

Lando doesn't deserve WDC

[woeful dawn]

Nah bros fucked it

[late seal]

Bro just keeps fumbling

[candid pebble]

Norris

[atomic egret]

alonso fucked

[wraith stratus]

Alonso

[atomic egret]

no, he's back underway

[sinful kiln]

alonso

[warped cave]

Lando choking WDC

[atomic egret]

At least he only dropped to 15th

[trim girder]

perez 10th

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-gif-22919457

[candid pebble]

Bearman still driving lol

[woeful dawn]

Absolute fucking mayhem

[thorn topaz]

Max now 2 seconds ahead

[late seal]

Someone needs to do a meme with the Brazilian flag and "fuck your championship"

[thorn topaz]

I need a nap after this to process

My brain is going 404

[woeful dawn]

The I turn now flag still makes me laugh

[atomic egret]

what is max time?

[trim girder]

that this point that is the meme for this entire race to all drivers.

[vivid rock]

55 mins or so left to compelte

[thorn topaz]

Also can I just preemtively post this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwBrR_G70RE

Pain

[candid bone]

https://tenor.com/view/see-it-like-final-hamster-scared-gif-14498643

[thorn topaz]

Mcl team orders lmao

Pastry fucked twice

[wraith stratus]

McLaren

[atomic egret]

Fuck team orders

[thorn topaz]

Now max 1 second faster than Ocon

[late seal]

Leclerc needs to get second just to throw salt in the wound

[lofty hearth]

so who's getting the DotD vote?

[woeful dawn]

Max

[finite sun]

Ocon

[late seal]

Bearman

[woeful dawn]

Unironically

[thorn topaz]

Sharl

[woeful dawn]

Ironically

[trim girder]

Norris fucks it again is 3 .. 2 ..

[woeful dawn]

Stroll

[atomic egret]

Bearboy

[wraith stratus]

Bernd

[sinful kiln]

Our guy stroll is dotd

[thorn topaz]

I dont even know what to vote for DOTD

[vivid rock]

is the Rain an option

[atomic egret]

Oh, can't even vote yet

[woeful dawn]

Bernd Maylander

[trim girder]

Fia needs to be an option too

[lofty hearth]

surely it's Hulk, getting the black flag

[late seal]

Max flying

[vivid rock]

hey now the crane drivers have worked overtime today they need some love shown

[late seal]

Norris sucks in the rain

[trim girder]

and the flatbeds, taking all that scrap back to the pits

[late seal]

And the guy is british

What the fuck

[thorn topaz]

https://i.imgur.com/G51sM1G.png

[woeful dawn]

Fuck me still 20 laps to go

I’m exhausted

[trim girder]

[thorn topaz]

Had to submit vote #2

[thorn topaz]

Lando under investigation lmfao

[woeful dawn]

Just think if McLaren didn’t pit NOR at the end of the VSC he’d probably be running 1/2

[atomic egret]

Yeah, remember the start?

[thorn topaz]

I cant handle all this shit

Its too much

[trim girder]

should i dig out my old mobile and cast a 3rd vote

[thorn topaz]

Pastry nearly fucked it there as well

[woeful dawn]

Yes

[thorn topaz]

McL please

Yes Twisty

[wraith stratus]

McLaren

[thorn topaz]

Okay that was a solid move Pastry

This fucking gp weekend has been so fucked

Meanwhile Max has fucked off into the distance

[trim girder]

done

[thorn topaz]

And will win the WDC

[trim girder]

hulk/stroll/bear

[atomic egret]

Nandos doesn't have the mental fortitude

[thorn topaz]

Nope

He has the driving skill, but not the mental part

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/what-damage-do-you-have-lando-lando-norris-talent-lando-norris-gif-24430231

[woeful dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/obiwan-happy-dancing-driving-explosion-gif-5632930

Max at the front of the race

[lofty hearth]

oh dear perez is racing lawson again

[thorn topaz]

Speaking of wtf, how is Perez in the points?

[atomic egret]

Get the finger ready

[thorn topaz]

Oh, hes trying to murder Lawson

[atomic egret]

RB should just save themselves some money and just run one car for the last races

[wraith stratus]

Perez v Lawson

[thorn topaz]

What the fuck

[atomic egret]

Ham took Perez

[lofty hearth]

bye bye perez

[wraith stratus]

Perez fucked it

[atomic egret]

and Perez is out of points

[woeful dawn]

[candid bone]

[trim girder]

in true perez fashion.

[thorn topaz]

Fuck me, despite all this mess, it will be full points

[atomic egret]

Perez Lawson noted

[thorn topaz]

75% race distance reached

Still 13 laps to go. Actually wild lmao

I dont even know

[atomic egret]

Another purple for Max

[thorn topaz]

I mean 9 seconds ahead

He would have to crash into Argentina for anyone to catch him

Hes in clean air, so he will keep pumping out fastest lap

[trim girder]

time to pull a seb and drive it into a wall from the front

[thorn topaz]

Welp Lando under investigation

Properly fumbled it

[late seal]

For what?

[atomic egret]

Going for a second formation lap on a red light

[trim girder]

not driving to FIAs script

[thorn topaz]

Thats a slam dunk as well

[late seal]

[atomic egret]

So Pastry will probably finish ahead of him even with team orders

[candid bone]

the rain is supposed to start around now?

[atomic egret]

I need to put some new thermal paste in my desktop

maybe dedust

Come on, stay ahead Mr Moon!

[vivid rock]

these last few laps have been proper boring

i dont like it when its normal racing

[late seal]

Lando

[normal hill]

Alpine has made no pitstops

[sinful kiln]

same as max

[atomic egret]

Oh, I forgot about Pastry's penalty

[late seal]

Alpine passing VCARB on WCC

[atomic egret]

who can keep track of them all?

[lofty hearth]

well that means red bull won't get the DHL fastest pit stop award at least

[atomic egret]

What a silly race engineer, to think Nando cares about Pastry's race