That nose cone got bloody close then jeezus
#🏁Motorsports
marsh furnace
high cedar
While being on the pace of Franco
vivid rock
Need more of the rear camera shots
atomic egret
marsh furnace
Go on Pastry!
lofty hearth
Let's go Oscar
wraith stratus
Pastry 
thorn topaz
Good shit Oscar
normal hill
Always funny to see a client team in front of the factory team
thorn topaz
Yuki put a fucking lot of time on Danny "Washed" Ric really fucking fast lmao
trim girder
Pastry finally cleared the last of the midfield pack 
late seal
Will Pastry catch up to Max though?
lofty hearth
Maybe
normal hill
Nah
wraith stratus
Nah he’d need 2 seconds a lap over max
normal hill
Perez still behind the Hulk. Let's see if he bins it again
thorn topaz
Jorj melting
late seal
Danny lmfao
sinful kiln
Danny ricc lost a place to our guy Stroll 
wraith stratus
Danny Ricc getting mugged 
marsh furnace
Nah he’d need 2 seconds a lap over max
If norris backed max up though... Copium ik
thorn topaz
Thats his seat gone
wraith stratus
Lando 
vivid rock
Waaaaashed
thorn topaz
Lando careful now
normal hill
Norris had a code brown
wraith stratus
Perez 
excuses
normal hill
Colapinto closing in
thorn topaz
Perez is cosplaying an aussie
vivid rock
Liam Lawson's gonna be on the radio soon telling him not to scratch his new car
wraith stratus
Lando 
marsh furnace
Where tf did that pace come from lando???
sinful kiln
Where tf did that pace come from lando???
late seal
Lia Block 
candid bone
is that ken's daughter?
late seal
Yup
candid bone
normal hill
Have some tea Lando
woeful dawn
You will have the drink Lando
sinful kiln
is that ken's daughter?
its Mike Block daughter SKRRRT
marsh furnace
its Mike Block daughter SKRRRT
Was she wearing williams gear?
dawn siren
Ken Block
thorn topaz
No Jay, hes dead
late seal
She drives for Williams in F1 Academy
marsh furnace
O.o
wraith stratus
KMag puncture 
marsh furnace
I need to watch Academy
dawn siren
Saftey car Pause
candid bone
its Mike Block daughter SKRRRT
marsh furnace
Safety car questionmark?
normal hill
Bye Lewis!
thorn topaz
Oh ffs
high cedar
We are checking
sinful kiln
No SC 
candid bone
puncture
thorn topaz
Kmag I will find you and lob you into the harbour of Copenhagen if you cause a safety car now
sinful kiln
Kmag I will find you and lob you into the harbour of Copenhagen if you cause a s...
you mean Coppenhagen ? 
thorn topaz
Shut up Johan
atomic egret
Question?
thorn topaz
We are checking ?
normal hill
At least Danny Ric isn't last
atomic egret
Yes, Kmag.. do the spite fastest lap
thorn topaz
George is also on his way to Malaysia by the sound of things
atomic egret
Fuck Norris' hopes for the title!
thorn topaz
He just fancies a trip to Malaysia. Can recommend. Very nice country to visit
wraith stratus
I miss the sepang race, was such a good track 
vivid rock
George sounds like he's about to burst out crying at any moment
atomic egret
vivid rock
George definitely crys at "emotional" tiktoks
high cedar
George sounds like he's about to burst out crying at any moment
Then he will think it's raining
lofty hearth
Russell P1 occarding to ferrari
wraith stratus
Ferrari 
thorn topaz
Kmag fastest lap
atomic egret
Kmag did the purple
warped cave
Kmag 
dawn siren
Lando took it back
atomic egret
that was quick
normal hill
Danny Ric get out of the way!
lofty hearth
Get that soon to be retired driver out of the way
high cedar
Danny Ric get out of the way!
Will be out of the way soon when he doesn't have a seat
atomic egret
Come on Popo, take Perez!
high cedar
Come on Popo, take Perez!
Was within a second a while ago but dropped back
late seal
Perez is a minute behind Max btw
marsh furnace
Was within a second a while ago but dropped back
Battery charge
normal hill
Strong circuit for perez btw
lofty hearth
Perez gonna get lapped at this rate
wraith stratus
P10 is a strong result for Perez 
normal hill
Almost binned it 😄
late seal
Perez almost got us a yellow flag
atomic egret
LESGO POPO!
marsh furnace
Norris traffic
normal hill
Come on Charles!
marsh furnace
That fucked Popo there
warped cave
Lando using up all his luck this race
high cedar
Remember to vote
For Danny in his last race
warped cave
could have binned it like 3 times
atomic egret
Stop being dick
normal hill
Perez 3.5 behind Hulk 😄
wraith stratus
KMag is out
thorn topaz
o7
lofty hearth
Kmag retired
thorn topaz
Ric pit as well
wraith stratus
Danny Ric going for fastest lap to sign off
atomic egret
Hey, it's Kylie!
warped cave
thorn topaz
Kylie Minogue waiving the flag lmao
candid bone
we should be so lucky
woeful dawn
God speed Danny o7
thorn topaz
Leclerc getting round 800 of PTSD
late seal
Danny Ric going for fastest lap to sign off <:o7:1195011028090630194>
Or to take Lando's point to help RB
marsh furnace
GO ON DANNI
atomic egret
vivid rock
Why the fuck is Danny 30 behind in last ha
wraith stratus
Lando wins!! 
marsh furnace
fucking chad, not washed, just in a shit car
high cedar
My ass - jorji
lofty hearth
Let's go lando
wraith stratus
Danny Ricc fastest lap 
thorn topaz
lol Leclerc with that offset
thorn topaz
Actually embarassing
late seal
Colapopo almost got a point 
marsh furnace
Would of imo if norris didnt fuck him
lofty hearth
Yep Danny Ric actually helping max unlike whatever the hell Perez keeps doing
late seal
4*
high cedar
Yep Danny Ric actually helping max unlike whatever the hell Perez keeps doing
Taking out the competition
wraith stratus
4 weeks until Austin
wraith stratus
Yep
candid bone
longer than the "summer break"
high cedar
After summer summer break
wraith stratus
4 weeks and then two triple headers to end the season, with a two week break in between
late seal
Max's interview is going to be interesting 
candid bone
high cedar
sinful kiln
will max be short in the interview 
late seal
No short answers
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Coulthard lmao
sinful kiln
hahaha
vivid rock
DC the little horn dog
wraith stratus
atomic egret
What he say? I turned it off once Max stopped talking
thorn topaz
He poured a bunch of water over Lando
high cedar
What he say? I turned it off once Max stopped talking
Dumped a load of water on Norris
atomic egret
aah
wraith stratus
Pastry
marsh furnace
So he should imo
vivid rock
this is the most animated cool down room of the season ha
thorn topaz
Oscar 
warped cave
wraith stratus
Nice trophy
high cedar
It's tiny for 2nd and 3rd
atomic egret
Why I got a bing?
high cedar
Why I got a bing?
Wrong tweet the first time
vivid rock
sky fucking up
Hes basically said its done and hes not got the fairy tale ending he wanted
tawdry loom
stoopid sky
high cedar
Watch him get fastest lap next race
thorn topaz
Fastest run into a wall maybe
fervent merlin
imagine hungry came back to bite norris if he was 6 points behind max lol
late seal
The thing is, this doesn't take into account Oscar driving great with the same McLaren, Russell and Lewis driving good and Ferrari popping off occasionally
Still, this is a interesting stat
fervent merlin
best seasson in 4 years tho 🙂
warped cave
Twitter
high cedar
wait for rumour mill to start
fervent merlin
Just need 2 lando wins and verstappen to DNF 2 races then it can get spicey
high cedar
imagine max losing the championship last lap in aabu dhabi due to some FIA thing
thorn topaz
I mean that would be incredibly funny
vivid rock
if the fia carry on being petty little cunts with max i can see him just walking from f1 when his contract runs out, hes already pretty much done with the sport anyway
said he wants to do endurance racing while hes still in his prime and hes setting his own team up so id imagine he wouldnt need much pushing
high cedar
said he wants to do endurance racing while hes still in his prime and hes settin...
Unless he goes to imsa FIA still run endurance so he's not escaping
vivid rock
hes going to make his own racing federation, with blackjack and hookers
infact forget about the racing federation
atomic egret
I don't understand this whole thing. Isn't the job of the FIA to make sure the races are safe and that the teams stick to "The Formula"?
vivid rock
MBS likes to be centre of attention and he does that my hyper focusing on shit rules like the no jewellery, no unauthorised underwear and now the no swearing thing
high cedar
I don't understand this whole thing. Isn't the job of the FIA to make sure the r...
Yes but they also have rules on conduct
atomic egret
And yet they let Spaz race after all his conduct
high cedar
The rules are mainly for not showing disrespect to the FIA or other drivers and giving the sport and bad reputation
vivid rock
high cedar
But the stewards are the main ones doing enforcing the rules and all though they now have some people who do all races the ones at the track are often locals and are different every race
warped cave
I don't understand this whole thing. Isn't the job of the FIA to make sure the r...
they could have just told the drivers to stop swearing during press conferences, but to instantly attach a punishment to it is a huge overreaction
atomic egret
I hope Pastry keeps the shoey alive
late seal
thorn topaz
Twitter
late seal
oh god
high cedar
should probably have put them on strategy
ohhh
hes with red bull to mid 2026 so probably 2027 by the time he joins McLaren
wild wigeon
so big brain hannah gets a promotion?
late seal
Darth Jorj
vivid rock
did the FIA ever tell you the story of Darth Sulaymen the attention seeker
atomic egret
But yeah, Merc need to do something about cooking their drivers
high cedar
But yeah, Merc need to do something about cooking their drivers
less darth suits
vivid rock
more to the danny ric story then ever if you believe kym illman
Vish cash app came in because of Danny and want him to stay
sinful kiln
wow. sounds like they fucked up
atomic egret
So.. Who brings more money? Perez merch or Dangy sponsors?
vivid rock
well checos isnt main sponsor and Dannys is ha
sinful kiln
you could argue that its cheaper to be main sponsor on RB compared to RBR. perez merch money could be more than be a main sponsor on RB. 
high cedar
You could argue that this is a photographer trying to be a journalist and non of this Danny being sacked rumour has been true so far
sinful kiln
yes 🙂
vivid rock
he'll have is clickbait video just at the optimal ad money time uploaded in no time
high cedar
he'll have is clickbait video just at the optimal ad money time uploaded in no t...
Think he already has
X2
high cedar
I prefer old kym when it was about travel and paddock life I don't like new click bait journalist kym
vivid rock
i stopped caring for him when his main focus turned to heres the girlfriends of all the drivers and i spoke to them 
he sounds like a right creep
atomic egret
I'm just hoping for anything
candid pebble
Twitter
high cedar
marsh furnace
candid pebble
Twitter
high cedar
Anyone checked on kotac
sinful kiln
its the middle of the night for Kaotac. it will be a morning surprise for him 🙂
high cedar
its the middle of the night for Kaotac. it will be a morning surprise for him 🙂
Will need cheesecake
atomic egret
https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-tobias-funke-david-cross-crying-in-t...
Remove thyself from my shower
adds Mekies under Zak
marsh furnace
Remove thyself from my shower
no, I wish to cry over my boy getting fucking murdered
atomic egret
no, I wish to cry over my boy getting fucking murdered
Find your own crying shower. I need it for crying
marsh furnace
Find your own crying shower. I need it for crying
join me and cry with me? 
high cedar
atomic egret
turns on the cold tap
atomic egret
https://tenor.com/view/stroll-f1-lance-monaco-2021-gif-21790665
How dare to compare
dawn siren
One of those people is driving a newey car next year and the other is an Australian 🙂
high cedar
Well technically nobody will be driving a Newey car next year
wild wigeon
ya his first aston will be the 2026 car
he will havee a say in updates at best for 2025
marsh furnace
It's ok guys you still have
ITS NOT THE SAME
dusky harbor
I have my best mates wedding today, and I get this news when I woke up this morning
What a fucking pr disaster from redbull, absolute fucking shitcunts
atomic egret
Wish I could boycott the drinks, but it tastes too shitty for me to ever touch it
dawn siren
I bet redbull is used more in alcoholic drinks than people drinking it straight up
warped cave
nah, people drink that stuff like water
atomic egret
vivid rock
Liam Lawsons second debut comes with a potential engine swap and 10 place penalty 
finite sun
How nice
high cedar
i also take blame for Liam taking the RB seat i read this before the announcement
sinful kiln
late seal
Liam will start Austin with a 10-place grid penalty due to a engine swap, not a great start 
sinful kiln
Danny ricc did it to him 
finite sun
https://youtu.be/0QzA1Ey-8Kk?si=tQirbIQeMMOa0HUw Love that they bring out the old cars and drive them around
late seal
Damn
wraith stratus
So... Ricc to RB in two years then
sinful kiln
he just left RB man.
trim girder
hopefully in 2 years Marko isnt there anymore, so its a chance he yoyo's back in 
wraith stratus
he just left RB man.
I know, there's always the comback chance 
high cedar
I doubt it at this point
wraith stratus
Red Bull have said that Ricc remains in their pool of drivers so you never know
warped cave
and so the rumors of Checo announcing his retirement at the Mexican gain force
high cedar
and so the rumors of Checo announcing his retirement at the Mexican gain force
Again
What is is this time the cleaner for the son of one of his main sponsors
atomic egret
I mean.. his dad just had a heart attack when he crashed with Zainz. Might make him decide to retire
wild wigeon
Twitter
restive inlet
Surely this wont age poorly
wild wigeon
well he has a red bull contract 
high cedar
well he has a red bull contract <a:kekw:929795334589259828>
This is true
high cedar
Surely this wont age poorly
It will be fine... Probably
late agate
How many times has there been a rumor of Perez leaving now? Seems like there has been a new one every other month
high cedar
<:NotLikeThis:783371553727053865> How many times has there been a rumor of Perez...
Will be a new one next week
restive inlet
well he has a red bull contract <a:kekw:929795334589259828>
So did Danny
Watch Liam win the last race or something and then he'll be in the main RB next year 
It is RB afterall
high cedar
Impressive
sinful kiln
they should sell the team to andretti
wild wigeon
nah the andretti wintunnel model would be quicker than this years alpine
atomic egret
Just cause they buy the team doesn't mean they gotta keep the car
dusky harbor
"We’ve made it very clear that we want [Ricciardo] to remain in an ambassadorial capacity with the team, and of course one never really knows. I mean, if Liam doesn’t get the job done, if Checo doesn’t get the job done, we know what Daniel’s capability is." Okay horner dont give me this hope
thorn topaz
lmao
dusky harbor
just let daniel ride off into the sunset on a horse, dont tease me
wraith stratus
The comeback
trim girder
"We’ve made it very clear that we want [Ricciardo] to remain in an ambassadorial...
tell me you dont have faith in your drivers and Academy without telling me.
high cedar
tell me you dont have faith in your drivers and Academy without telling me. <:LU...
One of which was a very close 2nd in F2
The others not so much
normal hill
sinful kiln
i read somewhere that formula 1 has had a finnish driver for a looong time. 
from like mika häkkinen in the 90s until today
yeah 😄
before JJ Lehto . Keke Rosberg 1978-1986 with WDC 1982 
thorn topaz
Twitter
high cedar
high cedar
They will still need something no alcoholic in the areas with restrictions on alcohol consumption
atomic egret
Mmm, fizzy apples
atomic egret
Oh no. The return of Daylight savings. I just know this will lead to me missing a Quali or race
sinful kiln
you made it to the ones we had in europe.
atomic egret
It's more about the calendar I have saved to my phone and not knowing if it takes DST into account
wraith stratus
If you want the local times of all the f1 sessions just go to F1.com and scroll down the page to the rolling calendar, they have all the sessions in your local time
But yeah probably Las Vegas is the only decent viewing times for Australians left this season now 
high cedar
It's more about the calendar I have saved to my phone and not knowing if it take...
When I do my schedule post in other servers I will post it here as well that will show in your timezone based of where discord finds your location
high cedar
If you want the local times of all the f1 sessions just go to F1.com and scroll ...
Which I think you can also sync
wraith stratus
To make it even more awkward for the Mexico City race, Friday and Saturday will be on summer time and the Sunday race will be on winter time 
atomic egret
I just want them to cut the shit with the time shifts that kill people
high cedar
The time shifts that kill people?
high cedar
How?
finite sun
Not entirely sure but the changing in times causes it :p
high cedar
Hmm
sinful kiln
EU was about to vote and stop the daylight savings happening. then the BigDaylightSaving people made the corona thing happen to stop it the decision happen 
atomic egret
How?
Death tolls on the roads go up when shifts happen because people's sleep is fucked with
high cedar
Death tolls on the roads go up when shifts happen because people's sleep is fuck...
that i understand
atomic egret
vivid rock
atomic egret
With the lack of safety cars recently, he might have finally learned that mirrors exist
wild wigeon
ya the most action the safety car has seen recently was the wall at monza right?
vivid rock
sinful kiln
The ‘Matrix’ actor the only movie he known for 
wraith stratus
Not yet 
vivid rock
atomic egret
Yeah, but it's this week, right?
thorn topaz
Next week
high cedar
20th
wraith stratus
It’s next week but triple header and two sprint races
high cedar
oh no it the diffrent time zones
atomic egret
But.. This week?
high cedar
But.. This week?
this weekend is nothing
atomic egret
high cedar
atomic egret
Boo! No birthday raweceek for me!
Wait, I feel stupid.. am I missing the gap or is there no winter break?
Or summer for you north people
candid pebble
Wait, I feel stupid.. am I missing the gap or is there no winter break?
Almost the whole of August is off
Same with July
atomic egret
Oh, there they are
vivid rock
looks like they are going for 2 2 week s
honest cipher
high cedar
Intriguing
high cedar
high cedar
warped cave
sinful kiln
weird take but we know that our guy Stroll will be WDC in 2026
Newey going to fix it 
candid pebble
sure when the hell freezes over and Christmas Easter and Halloween happen on the same date and day
atomic egret
PSG?
vivid rock
all the money and nothing to show for it
wraith stratus
PSG?
the French football club Paris Saint Germain (PSG), they spend a lot of money and never win anything, which is kind of what could happen with Aston Martin in the next few years
warped cave
never win anything is a bit overstatement since they win the French league most times
but they haven't won the Champions League, which has always been their main goal
wraith stratus
Yeah was paraphrasing without going into specifics of the different competitions, but no one cares about the French league anyways 
dawn siren
French league is a farmers league 95% of the time for PSG
marsh furnace
Bethesda x Alpine? https://x.com/bethesda/status/1845073734010281995
Twitter
restive inlet
Bethesda x Alpine? https://x.com/bethesda/status/1845073734010281995
Just advertisement for the Indiana Jones game releasing this december made by Bethesda
I doubt there is gonna be much specials to it sadly 😄
marsh furnace
Just advertisement for the Indiana Jones game releasing this december made by Be...
so no special Indiana Livery for USA then?
would be funny
restive inlet
Its probably gonna be the collections edition they put in the crate and it gets revealed sometime during the gp weekend
That's my bet xD
Oh that already got unveiled a month ago 
marsh furnace
wtf could it be then?
atomic egret
Does Bethesda have a connection to Alpine?
high cedar
Does Bethesda have a connection to Alpine?
Probably not but they have loads of celebrities investigating in them
But it's also not unusual for teams to advertise films
atomic egret
Was just wondering about the chances of a Fallout livery in a few years
high cedar
you never know
restive inlet
Does Bethesda have a connection to Alpine?
Xbox is an official Alpine partner and Bethsda is part of the xbox sphere now
atomic egret
I want an Xbox sphere
high cedar
Xbox is an official Alpine partner and Bethsda is part of the xbox sphere now
ah true
high cedar
Did not know snow raced in IMSA
wild wigeon
in a bmw too
trim girder
only thing thats off is the number, needs a denomination of 5
high cedar
in a bmw too <a:kekw:929795334589259828>
yea thats what i though when i saw it
wild wigeon
in teniously linked to F1news - Jimmy Broadbent is hosting a charity 23 hours of zolder sim race and this hecker has signed up to drive https://x.com/JimmyBroadbent/status/1844845435393126680
Twitter
marsh furnace
But it's also not unusual for teams to advertise films
Not a film mate, its a game
But Alpine x Xbox is real, interesting
high cedar
Not a film mate, its a game
This is true but it's a game based on a film
high cedar
in teniously linked to F1news - Jimmy Broadbent is hosting a charity 23 hours of...
Well that's the winner sorted
vivid rock
high cedar
Haas drivers realising they still have a Ferrari engine
normal hill
vivid rock
atomic egret
thorn topaz
What are these trophies 
sinful kiln
for some reason it feels like its a disney and lego thing
thorn topaz
Yeah but Pirelli made them lmao
high cedar
Twitter
high cedar
??????? I can't even see what is Indiana Jones about it
Based purely on the nose cone I think it's a map
restive inlet
If only we could see the livery clearly
west jewel
I thought it's a mclaren livery first 
high cedar
If only we could see the livery clearly
If only
sinful kiln
I thought it's a mclaren livery first <:KEKW:1031161901494841374>
same 
wraith stratus
Why is everything so cringe when we go to the American races 
sinful kiln
how is cota cringe?
wraith stratus
not the tracks, the awful liveries and trophies etc..
high cedar
https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025
because the corpotate overlords take over
trim girder
cant wait for another ring announcer walk out of drivers 
high cedar
cant wait for another ring announcer walk out of drivers <a:DIESOFCRINGE:9469288...
that was more a miami and vegas thing
texas is a bit more normal
wild wigeon
texas is a bit more normal
back in 2017 cota had michael buffer announce the drivers
atomic egret
What are these trophies <:KEKW:779074741800534026>
Daft Punk?
vivid rock
An actual special livery damn
marsh furnace
https://fxtwitter.com/F1/status/1846162705377350054?t=FFMYKz0LzVZAp5oUANp9iw&s=1...
called it!
sinful kiln
https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933
atomic egret
Wonder who's been naughty this time https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/fia-acts-for-us-gp-on-suspicions-over-front-bib-parc-ferme-trick/10663272/
vivid rock
Flexi wings the fia sleep
Adjusting the ride height the fia instantly react
I'm gonna guess Williams
thorn topaz
Oh, apparently the bonus point for Fastest lap is gone in 2025?
restive inlet
I read that was in the draft for the rules yeah
sinful kiln
i bet its because of danny ricc!
restive inlet
But I dont think those have been approved yet?
Nvm, rules for 2025 just got approved including no more fastest lap point 
sinful kiln
source?
restive inlet
sinful kiln
interesting
high cedar
I would wait for it to be posted officially by the FIA or at least mentioned by a Motorsport site
News papers are shockingly bad at Motorsport reporting
Or just read the rules yourself
high cedar
Apparently it was red bull cheating with ride heights
That was successful for them then
high cedar
The fia website is really bad for news tho
It's so jittery on mobile
high cedar
https://x.com/ErikvHaren/status/1846955607028277684
Also says no evidence yet and it's from that site that was spreading shit against red bull at the beginning of the year
thorn topaz
All this into a sprint weekend RB fucked it
sinful kiln
horney did this 
trim girder
Newy sabotage more like, mans leaving and snitching to fia 
high cedar
I remembered I was going to post this All the timings for Round 19 in Austin (shown in local time)
Practice 1:<t:1729272600:f>
Sprint Quali:<t:1729287000:f>
Sprint:<t:1729360800:f>
Quali:<t:1729375200:f>
Race:<t:1729450800:f>
high cedar
there you go guru theyve admitted it
Yep had seen
atomic egret
I remembered I was going to post this All the timings for Round 19 in Austin (sh...
Looks like I'm missing almost everything
high cedar
Looks like I'm missing almost everything
Rip
atomic egret
I should be able to catch Quali. Depends on what time I get home from Sydney tomorrow
finite sun
Shit one off livery
late agate
Wait have they always had the ApeCoin sponsor? They really need money that bad
the music is back
wraith stratus
Gasly 
trim girder
tracing point is back but this time its just McL paint 
thorn topaz
It even confused the sky team lmao
dawn siren
God that Alpine is fugly
dawn siren
There isn't enough room for 2 orange teams smh
wraith stratus
Sir Blessed
sinful kiln
lewis 
wraith stratus
Those tyres are fucked
wild wigeon
It even confused the sky team lmao
everything confuses the sky team
wraith stratus
George yapping about the floor, nearly had the same spin as Lewis
trim girder
touched the triangle Everest of a bump 
will have a nice canyon groove in the floor
trim girder
nice of merc to hire Logon to build the cars for the US weekend.
sinful kiln
where is norris? only P8? pretty sus after the news about a team who had something that change the car between quali and the race 
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Mercedes so far this session
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where is norris? only P8? pretty sus after the news about a team who had somet...
Even though red bull said that was them
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Even though red bull said that was them
dont come here with facts
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"we wont get in any of the photographers way" stands in front of one thats pointing towards t13. thanks Brundle.
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Sauber reliability strikes again
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Zhou 
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Lawson 3rd 
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Lawson faster than perez 
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FIA down at Red Bull 
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Also Danica on sky coverage
why does she still have a paid gig?
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why does she still have a paid gig?
I would hope it's because she's locked into a contract and they can't really get rid of her for off air views and political affiliation
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11pm UK
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60 places confirmed
at that point he should not be allowed to set a time in quali as its not really fair if he knocks someone out of quali
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<:yep:743470612265304144> 11pm UK
Sorry got the session time wrong, sprint quali is in 17 minutes
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Can I just say shut up horner
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Already an unsafe release from Sauber
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Already an unsafe release from Sauber <:LULW:703616107621384202>
On the widest pit lane of the year as well
KMag 
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kmag p1
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Okay Kmag
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Haas Toyota P1 
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Yuki as well
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yuki faster than max 
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Sir Blessed
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Window licker ahead of Max 
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our guy Stroll 
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Ope, Checo yellow S1
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Pastry P14
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Colapinto faster than Albon
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Albono
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Okay Albon thats just showing off
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HELIBONO HELIBONO
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Beautiful 360 though
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Pastry’s time got deleted
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Pastry out
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Lawson is the fastest person from down under
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least albon stayed in the track limits with the spin
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Pastry out
as you can see by him going slow.... Martin thats the alpine
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but yeah luckily he didnt crash
i was scared
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Our guy Stroll faster than Pastry
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Kaotac going to be so proud 
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<:LULW:703616107621384202>
some of them just went pretty slow to not impede with others, this is just stupid at this point
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Yeah its the classic one Chrissy
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ahh yes drone cam thats nothing but drone noises drowning out everything else
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Perez only 10th
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Oh shut up Kmag you twat
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Perez only 10th <a:classic:1124811119324831855>
slower than colapinto 
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And Perez is out
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Checo is out
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classic perez
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Beaten by a Williams and both haas’s
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lets go franco
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Window licker out at P15
he had so much potential for SQ3
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Alonso
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our guy stroll faster than alonso
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Window Licker promoted to P14
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Thats just standard for every GP weekend tbf Chrissy
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Chrissy, 
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He took over that spot from Logan
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sky so surprised franco made it they did not mention it
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i mean he is kinda due isnt he
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Cock
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it has been a bit
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Lawson's lap got nuked as well
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track limits are hard
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at cota they are yes
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gasly
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Sir Blessed
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Ya
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yes
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Laptime got deleted
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Damn
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Kaotac, our guy stroll and lawson made it to SQ2 
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Colapopo
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Nice Popo
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Sir Blessed yapping again
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Lewis sounds done
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that corner is giving a few issues
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Always does tbf
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he is going to be sir depressed next year
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Kaotac, our guy stroll and lawson made it to SQ2 <:uhsHappy:1199053155984494592>
Don't make me get my knife
Damn it, no phoneon the highway
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max? 
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Max P1 
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max is not washed
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Drone cam about 5 seconds behind the cars
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Russell has very good chances of terrorism into T1 tomorrow
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was it 2022 when russell hit someone in turn 1 here or was it last year? 
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Russell has very good chances of terrorism into T1 tomorrow
Russell would never do such a thing
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Haas P6 & P8 though 
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jorj gonna crash into Max? 
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I mossed the end?
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I mossed the end?
yep
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Stpid mobile coverage on yhe highway
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i defs was gonna sleep and get up and watch it, but then my house mate convinced me to get on the beers
but max p1, max domination could bore fans
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yeah max looked incredibly fast last night
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illegal
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Oh, Albo
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normal hill
Twitter
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Yea makes sense use sprint as practice to make the race setup better
Not going to score from 18th
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Can I just say, Wtf is Yuki wearing lmao
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yes
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Yuki the style king
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Missing the sprint
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Correct chat today Johan? 
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Correct chat today Johan? <:Kapp:752224176625942538>
i dont know what you talking about 
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I'm here for the sprint
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Sir blessed’s car is fucked already
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God damn that was fast from Pewis
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lewis has clicking
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great start lando
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Lando in 2nd!
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Holy shit, Lando didnt fumble a launch
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Ferrari
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👀
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Sainz 👀
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Perez
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Perez almost crashed on lap 2
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Sainz
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Ferrari in full terrorism mode
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this max verstappen domination will bore everyone
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Norris moving twice kek
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Max damaging his rears
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f1tv "How do they know that"
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how do they know? spies in the team? 
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lol Sainz just rocked up to the back of Russell
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Ruth Buscombe just came on to say its gps
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Pastry with an overtake
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fernando seems pleased
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they are such an idiot as they just barge past him haha
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fernando living in the past and dont know that the team changed name
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Sainz overtakes Russell
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merc
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Russell going backwards
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oscar penalty
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And max is off into the distance
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Perez vs yuki
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Yuki
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yuki
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Go on Yuki, do the funny
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Pisastri getting revenge for danny
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Piastri ffs
Try not to pull an Ocon and go into war with the stewards
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yuki is told to give back the place
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Yuki 
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that looked more like Piastri forced him off than him leaving and gaining an advantage
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Haas 7 and 8 though
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Haas have been good
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cota was resurfaced recently wasnt it
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yep
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cota was resurfaced recently wasnt it
Most of it yeah
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ahh you can see the different colour of tarmac looks like the snake bends hasnt been done
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This sprint race has been a banger
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wow merc so far back now
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Merc about to go to war as well?
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Norris has to have used his tyres up
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drained battery and cooked tyres I'd assume
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strat mode 5 
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sainz p2
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Lando
west jewel
Noris 
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Well that’s the championship over
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Locked up again ffs
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He completely destroyed his tyres
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lechair 
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That was very close to terrorism
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Well that’s the championship over <:o7:1195011028090630194>
Unless Norris pulls Hamilton and yeets Max into the wall at one of the races
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Max wins
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Perez beaten by both Haas cars
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What a race
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VCARB in the mud. Overtaken in the WCC by Haas
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What a race
good one
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the Haasterplan came into full play
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I bet Danny Ric is crying of laughter and pain atm
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Imagine firing Danny for underperforming, then Both Haas beat your main 2nd
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and Zhou beat Bottas
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Colapinto beat Albon. time for williams to switch drivers for next season 
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Steiner time
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and Zhou beat Bottas
Thats standard. Bottas lost his mojo ages ago
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Gunther 
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and Ferrari close up on red bull in the constructors
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Kongratulashon will never get old
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"Because i dont like it" hahahaha
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Sting
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i always forget that sting doesnt know how to clap properly ha
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Oh and the real highlight Stroll beat Alonso
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Oh and the real highlight Stroll beat Alonso
our guy Stroll is so amazing
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I feel like you coulda slapped Carlos with 5s for 3 attempts at overtakes as well
Looked no different from the onboards
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3? hrs till quali?
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Twitter
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Ope
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well luckily for Lawson, Alonso's fanbase are a kind and forgiving group of people right?
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well luckily for Lawson, Alonso's fanbase are a kind and forgiving group of peop...
I don't even know what happened but I already want to see Lawson getting screwed 
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Musac 
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Pint o cola for Q1 
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Gordon Ramsey Pog
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kick has been on fire this weekend
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Alonso upset he got overtaken lmao
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Max
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perez on new softs 0.3s behind max on used softs
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damn Checo within 3.5 tenths
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Granted Max on used and Checo on new
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Steady on checo
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Wtf Hulk
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Hulk
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https://tenor.com/view/f1-formula-one-alex-alexander-gif-16662658763429447742
i heard a rumor that Williams going to drop Albon and get Colapinto next year
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i heard a rumor that Williams going to drop Albon and get Colapinto next year <:...
hmmm
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Gasly P1 
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gasly P1
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what
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lawson p4
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track improving alot
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merc
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Yuki
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2nd lap deleted for Yuki and we are still in Q1 
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Yuki <:o7:1195011028090630194>
both RBs at the back then
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Such a shit stirrer Johan😂
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Sainz can't beat Gasly
what is in that Alpine
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lechair
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Such a shit stirrer Johan😂
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Sainz can't beat Gasly
what is in that Alpine
snakes?
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Surely Alpine added Pablo Escobar's finest into their fuel mixture
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Sainz can't beat Gasly
what is in that Alpine
It's orange, he thinks it's a Mclaren
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Sainz can't beat Gasly
what is in that Alpine
it's currently powered by Bethesda and Tod Howard due to the sponsorship, thus success
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it's currently powered by Bethesda and Tod Howard due to the sponsorship, thus s...
Two negatives make a positive kinda deal?
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Stroll ffs
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Stroll ffs
lies.
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Classic stroll
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Windowlicker noted for impeding
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Dont make me give you a poopy role Johan
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Two negatives make a positive kinda deal?
seems that way
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Dont make me give you a poopy role Johan
do it
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Two negatives make a positive kinda deal?
16 TIMES THE PERFORMANCE
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Shut up Guru, you're the last to speak out on that decision You already have it
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i think its pretty impressive that our guy Stroll performing better than these merc cars 
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Dont make me give you a poopy role Johan
I mean... I'm all for it
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hamilton is out
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Hamilton 
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LOL
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wow
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Lmao
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#notblessed
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in before he says "we left it too late" .. after yesterday say he was too early
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Lawson P3
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Windowlicker out qualified Hamilton
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Hamilton P19 
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see lawson knocked out our man albon even though lawson will start at the back that does not seem fair
franco no
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What in the fuck was that lap Kmag?! Hello?!
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bed time
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no pints of cola 
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Both Williams out ):
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"p19 is a total shock" shut it brundle..
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TeamLH is already an absolute scene 
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"p19 is a total shock" shut it brundle..
sir blessed cant do bad though
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This has gone nuclear
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TeamLH is already an absolute scene <:OMEGALUL:864851434384916500>
will still be Bias FIA fault
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damn you FIA why can't my driver have more practice sessions Madge.
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too busy pulling the RB apart to find something to rip out.
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Dont worry Guru, I know its hard to take, but Lawson only got a 60 place grid penalty
Which was converted to back of the grid
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60 grid pen, should be in p1 but starts -1 lap
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just a quick reminder I'm a Hamilton fan, but I'm one of the few sane ones
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TeamLH is already an absolute scene <:OMEGALUL:864851434384916500>
who are they blaming
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Fight in the pit lane
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Who arent they blaming Chrissy?
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Which was converted to back of the grid
but this is what i mean drivers missing out a chance on a better position by being knocked out by a driver who will start last
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They are losing their minds
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just a quick reminder I'm a Hamilton fan, but I'm one of the few sane ones
Thank you for your sanity
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but this is what i mean drivers missing out a chance on a better position by bei...
but that always has been a thing, just be better
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Who arent they blaming Chrissy? <:KEKW:779074741800534026>
toto did this 
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but that always has been a thing, just be better
hmmm
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gasly in p2 
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Gasly still delusional thinking he is in a Mclaren
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did Alpine and Mclaren swap cars?
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new tyres for lando
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Leclerc
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Lawson do the funny and get P3 or something ridiculous I beg
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Would be funny af
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perez P4. perez reformed?
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plz. just to hear more yuki 
'n
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FUCK
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aww he pitted. done dirty 
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Alonso
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oh no Stroll didn't make it
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kek Yuki rekt
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Our guy Stroll made it to P14 
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oh no even after a tow, yuki out