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#🏁Motorsports
high cedar
late seal
Yeah, that is why I'm not fully believing in it. The issue is that this is after another rumor of Danny not having much time left in F1
high cedar
That's not going to be confusing in a night race at all
wraith stratus
https://tenor.com/view/toto-wolf-disgusted-oh-god-grin-cringe-gif-16716876
It’s an Italian footballer that has died, nothing to do with F1 or Toto wolf
atomic egret
I know
vivid rock
this time next week
vivid rock
Danny ric not only has Vcarbs head of communications with him, he has red bulls as well
high cedar
Don't think he's been replaced this weekend would have already been announced by this point
Also would not be at the track
vivid rock
i can see them making the change during the 4 weeks break
but i also said the same for checo during the summer shutdown
high cedar
I don't see why he's not doing that badly obviously Yuki has had two DNFs but on the last few races he's been on par
dusky harbor
Danny ric not only has Vcarbs head of communications with him, he has red bulls ...
daniels going to redbull
vivid rock
dawn siren
Merc should be better at Singapore right?
dusky harbor
bring back the safety cars king 
high cedar
bring back the safety cars king <:Prayge:779074741646524487>
stroll never went
atomic egret
Oh shit, I didn't know that the crash made Perez' dad have a heart attack
wild wigeon
daniels going to redbull
i suppose the demo team could do withg more drivers
atomic egret
What should I order for practice dinner
sinful kiln
finite sun
Pizza
vivid rock
nugs of the chicken
atomic egret
Hmm.. Hunger Jacks includes nuggies in their meal box..
west jewel
Kebab
atomic egret
I was thinking about it, but no where that delivers lets you really customise them
sinful kiln
sinful kiln
piastri had some issue with the rear left of his car. 
sinful kiln
yes
vivid rock
f1tv saying if danny gets ousted after this weekend hes done with f1 no other team will take him
sinful kiln
the only teams that is left to choose their second driver for 2025 is VCARB and Sauber. Sauber seat will be hard for him to get. biggest chance is the VCARB.
Albon P3
Colapinto P4 
vivid rock
Liams getting that vcarb
unless rb pull a doozey and fuck checo off and put liam straight into that
sinful kiln
Yuki faster than Max
atomic egret
"Of course Stroll, maaan"
high cedar
Bono my car is fucked - 1
high cedar
Max going to the naughty corner https://x.com/fiadocsbot/status/1837080354269630930?t=KWRIMY9Yo5TsFpnDesGpbQ&s=19
Twitter
high cedar
Twitter
late seal
https://x.com/fiadocsbot/status/1837090429210148921?t=AT_NT7vMsgP7tpbid29cig&s=1...
Max is going to switch to WEC soon if he can't even swear 
sinful kiln
https://x.com/fiadocsbot/status/1837090429210148921?t=AT_NT7vMsgP7tpbid29cig&s=1...
he said f***ed . one word https://i.redd.it/lua27vp93ypd1.jpeg Section from the press conference transcript which has led to Max Verstappen being summoned for foul language
high cedar
he said `f***ed` . one word https://i.redd.it/lua27vp93ypd1.jpeg `Section from ...
Yep...
finite sun
FIA continuing to be an absolute joke
high cedar
A few days after they were saying they want less swearing
late seal
Team radios next season
late seal
VCARB will unplug Yuki's radio just in case 
high cedar
VCARB will unplug Yuki's radio just in case <:mehdiLAUGH:1137896825106469005>
Yea better be safe
atomic egret
Time for Max to go back to the Xbox mic
Not sure I'm gonna be able to stay awake for FP2
sinful kiln
Albon P1 
dusky harbor
44 mins left, I've made it booyah
sinful kiln
Colapinto went to Alpine in the pit 
dawn siren
Testy yuki lmao
dusky harbor
dawn siren
RB grasping at straws
dusky harbor
Rb or redbull?
dawn siren
redbull
high cedar
https://x.com/tgruener/status/1837087623434903593
Twitter
sinful kiln
vcarb faster than rbr
sinful kiln
Max is slower than our guy Stroll 
atomic egret
this isn't google
thorn topaz
Jorj ffs
sinful kiln
russell crashed
atomic egret
Well done, Jorj
thorn topaz
Toto looks like hes about to have aneurysm
atomic egret
"You name is not Antonelli!"
high cedar
"You name is not Antonelli!"
nah he would have properly wreaked it
vivid rock
scenes when Danny qualifies ahead of both RBs then gets booted out on sunday evening
atomic egret
dawn siren
2 rich british men
wild wigeon
thye person on the right makes the same face every time lando is on pole
late seal
late seal
https://fxtwitter.com/mandarthalorian/status/1837019450379309388 Max leaving F1 to stream Minecraft confirmed 
Also it sounds like Bottas will stay with Sauber, I'm kinda sad about it because I wanted Bortoleto to get a seat in F1 for next season 
sinful kiln
Also it sounds like Bottas will stay with Sauber, I'm kinda sad about it because...
source?
late seal
https://www.blick.ch/sport/formel1/formel-1-knaller-in-hinwil-gute-nacht-audi-sauber-bottas-soll-bleiben-id20156942.html?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share-button&utm_term=blick_app_ios found it on Reddit, sadly I think the link is paywalled
high cedar
Probably a bad source then
sinful kiln
high cedar
oh no Nico is outside redbul
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
finite sun
mosaic
atomic egret
oh no Nico is outside redbul
BOOOO ROSBERG! Give us more Lady Chadwick!
high cedar
BOOOO ROSBERG! Give us more Lady Chadwick!
agreed
atomic egret
Does anyone else never remeber where the tracks a located and likes to try find it on Goggle Maps?.. Now where is the big silver pickle?
sinful kiln
wraith stratus
Lizzard! 
vivid rock
thorn topaz
lmao
atomic egret
ALONSO, NOOOO!
thorn topaz
Keep Alonso away from Larry
sinful kiln
alonso on track 
atomic egret
"Fuck you, I'm basking!"
It's like Alonso heard there was lizard and said "Let me on the fucking track"
thorn topaz
Aston STOP that, dont enable him
high cedar
imagine someone losing out on quali due to a lizard
atomic egret
Lookit those legs!
sinful kiln
i like this lizard content
thorn topaz
Purple sectors for Larry
wraith stratus
Alonso P1 
atomic egret
Shut up Ted
high cedar
Shut up Ted
What shit is is spewing this time
wraith stratus
Talking about Danny Ric being replaced after this weekend 
high cedar
Talking about Danny Ric being replaced after this weekend <:yep:7434706122653041...
Ahh
atomic egret
Talking like Lawson is being a Schnake
high cedar
The guy who was replacing Perez a few weeks ago is now losing his seat...... Hmmm
atomic egret
We don't know if he's leaving or moving
trim girder
retiring 
atomic egret
People need to stop making me want to stab
wraith stratus
Albono hit the wall
high cedar
Noo
wraith stratus
Puncture but back in the pits
high cedar
People need to stop making me want to stab
Could go to sauber for a year
wraith stratus
Russell 
atomic egret
Dinger time!
finite sun
Good shit from Colapinto keeping it out the wall
atomic egret
Popo fasdter than Albo
wraith stratus
Lando 
sinful kiln
cheating MCL 
high cedar
cheating MCL <:Latifi_Sip:835356013783678998>
it was a diffrent wing last week compared to this one
wraith stratus
New lap record from Lando
atomic egret
More lizzies?
wraith stratus
Russell
high cedar
getting the practice in for when he bins it in the race
wraith stratus
Lechair 
thorn topaz
Chair
wraith stratus
“please let’s focus on driving, we are so fucking slow”
high cedar
“please let’s focus on driving, we are so fucking slow” <:KEKW:64433207528508620...
community service for you
Twitter
wraith stratus
So Lando looking super fast and everyone else is washed 
high cedar
So Lando looking super fast and everyone else is washed <:Hmmge:9880082158223360...
dont forget the lizard
thorn topaz
Twitter
atomic egret
Stupid thing to do
thorn topaz
Peak Ferrari moment
atomic egret
Sun has gone down and the moon has come up..
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
finite sun
banger
thorn topaz
Lets see if they can keep the lizards safe from Alonso this time
atomic egret
They'll probably be sleeping
atomic egret
Although, they may want to bask if the surface is still warm
wraith stratus
29c, 80% humidity 
marsh furnace
Lets see if they can keep the lizards safe from Alonso this time
Just joined quali, did we get a near lizzard skin handbag moment?
thorn topaz
Its only just starting
mint hollow
Cheering on the lizards
thorn topaz
Keep Alonso away from them
mint hollow
Alonso touches my lizards, I’ll yeet him
thorn topaz
Did you see the big boi running from the stewards earlier Fifi? 
high cedar
No crashes while I'm gone!
danny..... nooo...
mint hollow
Did you see the big boi running from the stewards earlier Fifi? <:LULW:703616107...
No, was it massive? I’ve got baba down for a nap ready for lizard championnn
thorn topaz
Purple mini sectors for sure
mint hollow
Lizard for president
sinful kiln
perez is back? 
thorn topaz
Alonso hit one a few years ago, hence the memes about him needing to stay away from them
wraith stratus
Lando
thorn topaz
Lando is fucking zooming
atomic egret
Was last year wasn't it? And then he killed like a pigeon or something at another race
sinful kiln
we know why MCL is zooming 
high cedar
we know why MCL is zooming <:ForsenCD:1010195591952859237>
because oscar is the best Australian
sinful kiln
because oscar is the best Australian
yes 
mint hollow
Alonso hit one a few years ago, hence the memes about him needing to stay away f...
Did it die?
thorn topaz
Yes
mint hollow
Wtaf
thorn topaz
Sainz
wraith stratus
Colapopo 
sinful kiln
https://tenor.com/view/cars-disney-pixar-guido-dance-gif-9833787871569125939
started to cheer for ferrari instead of williams? 
late seal
RB finally doing a good time???
sinful kiln
RB finally doing a good time???
danny ricc will not make it to q2. our guy stroll and colapinto will make it happen
vivid rock
almost time for Danny rics last ever Quali laps
atomic egret
almost time for Danny rics last ever Quali laps
high cedar
fuck all grip
dawn siren
Is f2 here?
thorn topaz
Nope
dawn siren
also the dust that constantly comes in
atomic egret
I think they mentioned there was some rain earlier
dawn siren
rain was last night
vivid rock
f1 academy is there but they raced before fp3
dawn siren
nothing from P3 to qualy
sinful kiln
next F1A race is at 07:35 UTC tomorrow.
atomic egret
rain was last night
Cleaned up yesterday rubber
thorn topaz
F2 will be there for Qatar and Abu Dhabi
wraith stratus
Lando
vivid rock
norris is already half a second faster
marsh furnace
Holy fuck Albon!
atomic egret
Stup8id lando with purples
late seal
Lando just making sure he is in position to fumble tomorrow
thorn topaz
Small love tap on the wall from Albon kek
vivid rock
if lando gets pole im instantly putting a bet on him not to be 1st by 2nd lap
thorn topaz
Stroll
sinful kiln
Colapinto 
atomic egret
Come on.. I don't want a shower this early in the night!
vivid rock
hes gonna be out
sinful kiln
Lawson
thorn topaz
Danny is fucked lmao
vivid rock
tv director is a naugty boy cutting to Lawson straight away haha
wraith stratus
Russell
late seal
Russell got himself a penalty
sinful kiln
Russell 
wraith stratus
thorn topaz
Russell lmfao
sinful kiln
Colapinto P8
late seal
Stroll lmfao
thorn topaz
sinful kiln
Time for an early shower 
dawn siren
Dangy out
wraith stratus
Goodbye Danny
thorn topaz
Danny Ric
marsh furnace
He will be missed
late seal
Rip
candid bone
marsh furnace
warped cave
Colapinto 
wraith stratus
Williams though 
high cedar
stroll....
dawn siren
James has turned Williams around so fast
sinful kiln
stroll....
yeah sad to see our guy stroll out in Q1 
high cedar
more hate on danny now hes not made it
vivid rock
Stroll cant even get his onboard working correctly
candid bone
Stroll cant even get his onboard working correctly
Newey has a lot of work ahead of him
late seal
Stroll should just go to WEC tbh
sinful kiln
Stroll should just go to WEC tbh
it makes no sense. he is a F1 driver 
wraith stratus
Stroll should just go to WEC tbh
WEC taking the window-licker
thorn topaz
I am surprised that Kmag hasnt pulled any noteworthy acts of terrorism yet
sinful kiln
Max
dawn siren
Stroll to WEC Dangy to Aston 
thorn topaz
LOL Max
late seal
Max getting another penalty?
thorn topaz
Inb4 more public work or whatever the fuck FIA called it
atomic egret
I got ads
vivid rock
in the drivers meeting they said they would be more careful in press confrences but refused to agree to less swearing on the radio
thorn topaz
Yeah but it would be funny
dawn siren
community Service
vivid rock
but thats all an liverty thing because all they have to do is just not put the radio message out with swear words
dawn siren
something something, "the fans want to hear the drivers in intense situations"
late seal
Colapinto in Q2 is great, I'm pretty sure he never drove in Singapore before
vivid rock
Mclaren only used 1 set of tires
wraith stratus
Max
sinful kiln
Colapinto in Q2 is great, I'm pretty sure he never drove in Singapore before
its his first night race 😄
dawn siren
going out first, he's used to going out last oh max lmao
atomic egret
dawn siren
ahh perez
thorn topaz
Classic
vivid rock
Max just wants to go back to micecraft
dawn siren
LMAO
wraith stratus
Max
high cedar
max trying to stroll him self
atomic egret
Max just wants to go back to micecraft
Me too
marsh furnace
Jesus, grip modcheck?
wraith stratus
Lando
dawn siren
Wonder how Mclaren fuck this one
sinful kiln
Hulk p1?
thorn topaz
Hulk P1
atomic egret
Not for long
wraith stratus
Ok Hulk 
atomic egret
Wonder if they'll hit the 28s
wraith stratus
Albono 
late seal
First time I've heard Albon pissed
dawn siren
prob mid 29s
dawn siren
Max is going to break something
wraith stratus
Few people getting pissed about the tyres tonight
marsh furnace
Grip?? Modcheck??
thorn topaz
If Max isnt going to break something, Jos is
sinful kiln
Maybe Albon know that Colapinto will out qualify him and that is why he is mad? 
lewis P1 
thorn topaz
What the fuck did Merc cook since FP3?
wraith stratus
Russell 
thorn topaz
The scenes if he gets eliminated
atomic egret
Oh wait, it's Q2.. Bit more than at risk
atomic egret
He didn't fuck it
marsh furnace
Fucks sake
sinful kiln
max is back 
thorn topaz
Well then
wraith stratus
Max not washed
thorn topaz
Come on Kmag, do the funny thing
sinful kiln
Max not washed <:PogU:669698505291333668>
minecraft did this 
atomic egret
They're creeping up to that 28. Might hit it in Q3
thorn topaz
Wonder if Ocon blows up
sinful kiln
colapinto 
atomic egret
Let's go Albo and Popo
thorn topaz
Errm Chair, careful now
thorn topaz
Fuck sake Kmag
late seal
Colapinto
marsh furnace
Hulk though
thorn topaz
Colapinto 
atomic egret
Perez fucked it
wraith stratus
Perez is out 
thorn topaz
o7 Albon
finite sun
lol
atomic egret
Get out of Dangy's seat!
thorn topaz
Perez LOL
dawn siren
Russel safe
sinful kiln
Williams faster than Perez
wraith stratus
Danny Ricc to replace Perez 
marsh furnace
Williams faster than Perez <:Pog:818916270258389033>
Haas faster than perez
dawn siren
9 tenths difference lmao
late seal
Did Albon just moan on the radio?
atomic egret
Dunno. In ads
late seal
It sounded like it, audio was weird
finite sun
And Albon
high cedar
It sounded like it, audio was weird
yea radios are rubbish around Singapore
late seal
Brazilian broadcast saying that they will announce Lawson replacing Danny on Monday night
candid bone
alanah pearce just walked behind hinch on f1tv
sinful kiln
Brazilian broadcast saying that they will announce Lawson replacing Danny on Mon...
wow thats early if its true
late seal
They said that Lawson signed the contract for next year in Baku but he will replace Danny early because of his peformance
sinful kiln
@atomic egret will you cheer for lawson if danny ricc get replaced?
dawn siren
the switchup to oscar will be monumentous
atomic egret
Can't blame the drivers for the team. That's why I dislike Zak and not Pastry
wraith stratus
An Australian cheering for a new zelander
atomic egret
We steal the goood new zealanders
sinful kiln
An Australian cheering for a new zelander <:KEKW:644332075285086208>
he dont cheer for oscar because of zak.. soo maybe?
thorn topaz
And deport the bad aussies I assume Kao?
atomic egret
What do you mean? I cheer for Pastry all the time
late seal
Hey, Williams got Brazilians cheering for a Argentinian
sinful kiln
What do you mean? I cheer for Pastry all the time
oh i thought you didnt
atomic egret
And deport the bad aussies I assume Kao?
We give them the Mel Gibson boot
wraith stratus
New Zealand is Australia’s convict island
thorn topaz
Oi, Mel Gibson made good films. He was absolutely mad but thats beside the point
dawn siren
Who claims Russel Crowe?
thorn topaz
Nobody
atomic egret
He's pretty much retired to his farm in Coffs Harbour
thorn topaz
Good
atomic egret
But god damn he did the Greek Australian accent in Ragnarok
late seal
Ffs Sainz
wraith stratus
Sainz has fucked it 
finite sun
fuckin hell
sinful kiln
Sainz 
dawn siren
LMAO
candid bone
atomic egret
feeeeck
thorn topaz
Oh ffs Sainz lmao
wraith stratus
finite sun
Gonna need a new gearrbox
high cedar
he has strolled it
dawn siren
the tyres said nope
thorn topaz
Absolutely mugged Lando there
wraith stratus
Just lost it starting a lap
thorn topaz
Fucking idiot
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Yes, Carlos, you are big snap
wraith stratus
Max’s lap has been deleted
high cedar
on the start of a lap as well
thorn topaz
kek
dawn siren
Pastry only time set
thorn topaz
Minecraft is already booting up in the RB garage
atomic egret
Wonder if he plays Vanilla or a mod pack
thorn topaz
Hulk as well Jay
late seal
Norris had the best first and second sectors when Sainz binned it
thorn topaz
Shut the fuck up Max
finite sun
He sounded so angry
wraith stratus
Why did my lap get deleted
wraith stratus
Restart in 3 minutes
warped cave
Wonder if he plays Vanilla or a mod pack
I think Redline guys said Max hadnt played up to this point because he was scared of zombies, so I assume Vanilla
marsh furnace
Scared of zombies???
finite sun
Zombies? Aintnoway
thorn topaz
lmao
dawn siren
kinemortophobia
warped cave
marsh furnace
Drives at 200mph fine but a Minecraft zombie is a no go?
dawn siren
looks like everyone is going to do 1 lap
late seal
This is going to be a shitshow
thorn topaz
Lando's SoMe team atm
dawn siren
Lando pole but he's 3rd after lap 1
wraith stratus
Sainz in trouble for crossing the track on foot 
thorn topaz
Sainz noted for crossing the track on foot lmfao
wraith stratus
late seal
Let's see how chaotic this will be
atomic egret
Perfect ingredients for silly buggers
finite sun
thorn topaz
kek Alonso noted for an unsafe release
finite sun
I can feel it coming
atomic egret
Took Max a whiule to pass Ruzzel
late seal
Russell
finite sun
Imagine someone bins it and red flag comes out now
thorn topaz
Russell LMAO
wraith stratus
Lando
finite sun
Looked sketch out of t18 for Lando
thorn topaz
Holy fuck Lando
finite sun
Still quick
thorn topaz
Meh S1, but S2 and 3 were good
marsh furnace
What was that lando? Holy fuck
atomic egret
Hulk ahead of chair
wraith stratus
Hulk bears lechair
finite sun
lmao
thorn topaz
LOL
marsh furnace
Hulk 
late seal
Welp, Lando losing to Max tomorrow
wraith stratus
Time deleted 
finite sun
lmao
thorn topaz
LMAO
atomic egret
Chair deleted
high cedar
oh no
thorn topaz
finite sun
Lando p4 by the exit of t3 tomorrow
high cedar
sainz will probably only fall down more after repairs
warped cave
Lando gonna get the full Max experience tomorrow
atomic egret
I think I can hear Oreo laughing the gambler cookie laugh
dawn siren
It's a short run to turn 1 so if he can stay ahead he'll be fine
finite sun
It's a short run to turn 1 so if he can stay ahead he'll be fine
Thats the fun part, he cant
warped cave
Max will be delighted with both Mercs between him and Piastri as well
dawn siren
max wants the proceedings to go quickly so he can get on minecraft
atomic egret
And he knows Lando is unable to start a race
late seal
Lando is going to have nightmares about fucking up the start tomorrow
dawn siren
he better get on the sim for a couple hours
late seal
And pray that Max is stuck in Minecraft
fervent merlin
so whos betting on norris leading lap 1 ? think odd should be 600000/1 on him leading lol
late seal
https://fxtwitter.com/LukeSmithF1/status/1837501071260111149 looks like we got petty Max now
warped cave
thorn topaz
Carlos was let go
sinful kiln
https://fxtwitter.com/LukeSmithF1/status/1837501071260111149 looks like we got p...
https://x.com/ErikvHaren/status/1837504750985601372 ```Verstappen's protest action after yesterday's penalty. As he indicated yesterday: don't ask me anything in the press conference, we'll do it outside.
That became clear today, after only very short answers in a press conference.``` 
Twitter
vivid rock
theyll find an excuse to have him for that aswell
atomic egret
late seal
oof
finite sun
Honestly a good approach
atomic egret
If they want to treat you like children, act like a child
sinful kiln
F1A race 2 about to start 
sinful kiln
yeah 😄
marsh furnace
Abbi for a seat in F1 chat? Thoughts?
marsh furnace
I just see her dominating Academy
finite sun
For sure, still F4 cars though
marsh furnace
Theres F4??
finite sun
Thats 2-3 steps below F1 in terms of cars
Yes
You also have FRECA which is a massive championship
The F1A cars are F4 cars
marsh furnace
Is F4 like F2? Same chassis, same engine?
finite sun
Yes
marsh furnace
finite sun
You do know there is F3 as well right?
marsh furnace
I do
sinful kiln
F4 is more local series. like spain and uk have it
finite sun
Probably the most common ladder towards F1 today would be karting, through the different classes, into F4 in Italy and/or Germany, FRECA, F3, F2 and maybe F1
sinful kiln
for example Franco Colapinto was in F4 spanish championship in 2019
finite sun
And perhaps a winter break with the Toyota Racing series down in NZ
marsh furnace
Holy fuck, Ive been enlightened, thank you Nic
finite sun
np
And as Johan said, quite a big chance you have a local F4 championship, obviously depends on where you are from
sinful kiln
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_4#Active_FIA-sanctioned_championships have a bunch of them listed.
marsh furnace
Is it me or is that small?
finite sun
it is small
marsh furnace
ITS SO CUTE
finite sun
That said, current F1 cars are MASSIVE
Dont need a whole lot of car when its just one seat, an engine and four wheels :p
marsh furnace
Yeah ik that
marsh furnace
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_4#Active_FIA-sanctioned_championships have...
How many BHP in one of these?
sinful kiln
vivid rock
doubt we will see a woman in f1 in the next 5 years
finite sun
Same
The singular biggest issue is still the numbers
Probably some goated women out there that just havnt sat in a kart because "manly"
high cedar
Yea F4 is small it is more designed for teenagers
Also not all F4 and F3 series cars are created equal
vivid rock
atomic egret
The people listed in the Australian one seem to be F2 sort of age
high cedar
The people listed in the Australian one seem to be F2 sort of age
Yea it does vary
atomic egret
"Ran into his camera with all the wrong bits"
Is he saying he walked balls first into a camera?
Where's our degen?
Is this just Singapore quality or is my connection deciding to shit itself?
high cedar
Is this just Singapore quality or is my connection deciding to shit itself?
Australian problems
atomic egret
sigh
atomic egret
Troll's car is in pieces
wraith stratus
Car is in bits on the grid
high cedar
Well.... At least he's got an excuse for crashing
atomic egret
Might power cycle my wifi
high cedar
Might power cycle my wifi
woeful dawn
Just pre-empting him binning it in to a wall
late seal
Thats naturally Stroll's car
Hopefully it stays like this then
sinful kiln
i bet they will fix our guy strolls car 
woeful dawn
What’s kiwis bet for this one
high cedar
i bet they will fix our guy strolls car <:tobiiPrayge:956476157241475093>
So he can crash it?
sinful kiln
So he can crash it?
he will finish the race 
wraith stratus
atomic egret
Phew. Back just in time
sinful kiln
atomic egret
high cedar
God damm sky delay
vivid rock
cant log into sky bet to put 2 quid on stroll fucking it into the wall
high cedar
sinful kiln
cant log into sky bet to put 2 quid on stroll fucking it into the wall
you forgot the password?
vivid rock
apparently so, cant be bothered with their reset nonsense either
atomic egret
cant log into sky bet to put 2 quid on stroll fucking it into the wall
Can't fuck it into the wall with his boat in pieces
dusky harbor
What’s kiwis bet for this one
Max lead by end of first lap, am, rb and haas cars first retirement
atomic egret
Oh, the dgen is typing
dusky harbor
I'm currently in bed
wild wigeon
how far back will norris be at the end of lap 1?
trim girder
how far back will norris be at the end of lap 1?
yes
high cedar
Max lead by end of first lap, am, rb and haas cars first retirement
So based of previous weekends that won't happen
vivid rock
lewis on softs
dusky harbor
So based of previous weekends that won't happen
Yup
atomic egret
Poo
candid bone
if max podiums, will his post race interview be the same as yesterday?
atomic egret
Looked like some Aussies cheering mah boy there
vivid rock
if max podiums, will his post race interview be the same as yesterday?
Most likely
sinful kiln
Lewis on softs 
atomic egret
Don't sayt the words
vivid rock
Stroll is nobody's guy
atomic egret
Weird that the grid is in front of the start line
sinful kiln
Stroll is nobody's guy
because he is our guy
marsh furnace
What, they fixed Troll's boat?
Daddys money fixed it
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
atomic egret
It's so weird how long the fronties wait
late seal
Time to see Norris fumble 
marsh furnace
lofty hearth
Lando leads
thorn topaz
Lights out and away we go
atomic egret
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
wraith stratus
Norris leads
dawn siren
holy delay sadge
late seal
He didn't fumble
thorn topaz
Lando didnt fumble the start
candid bone
vivid rock
Landon didn't fuck it wut
trim girder
still the rest of the lap
thorn topaz
Oscar did fumble though
atomic egret
Holy shit, he kept his place
warped cave
Alonso taking the escape road
lofty hearth
Franco in the points
trim girder
kek. pastry did a lando instead.
sinful kiln
what is happening!?
atomic egret
You jinxed it with the bet, Cookie1
sinful kiln
lando in the lead in lap2 ?
candid bone
the fronts of the mercs look too like the astons
late seal
Colapinto got 4 positions
lofty hearth
Great news Danny ric has lost no positions
thorn topaz
Albono lost 4 positions
atomic egret
Max out of DRS
thorn topaz
Good shit Lando
sinful kiln
Albono lost 4 positions <:KEKW:779074741800534026>
time to replace albono with colapinto next year
late seal
Stroll, even with how dogshit he drives, still can be faster than the Saubers
thorn topaz
Jorj already complaining about Hamilton lmao
marsh furnace
Lewis should be faster on the softs, washed?
thorn topaz
I mean, Merc started Sir Blessed on fucking soft tyres in Singapore
marsh furnace
Unless the softs are melting in the heat
thorn topaz
They die real fast in Singapore, and the track temp is quite high
trim girder
he's done 2 laps and needs to nurse .. softs were a stupid idea 
wraith stratus
Merc
late seal
Albon pissed at Franco lmao
thorn topaz
Lewis is just preparing for his Ferrari time
sinful kiln
Albon upset with colapinto?!
lofty hearth
So I'm guessing that twitter will be calm and reasonable will Lewis being on softs
Right?
wraith stratus
So I'm guessing that twitter will be calm and reasonable will Lewis being on sof...
Twitter is always calm
thorn topaz
When is twitter ever calm when it comes to Lewis?
marsh furnace
So I'm guessing that twitter will be calm and reasonable will Lewis being on sof...
right
warped cave
good moves by Perez there
high cedar
What a start from Franco even if Alex did not approve
wraith stratus
Ferrari on Plan A
lofty hearth
Charles might have hit debris
thorn topaz
kek
wraith stratus
Nick debris is back
marsh furnace
Pressure looks good apparently
dawn siren
Debries isn't in formula 1 anymore
late seal
Colapinto got Perez out of his DRS zone
wraith stratus
Colapopo
high cedar
Charles might have hit debris
Car is fine
trim girder
Debries isn't in formula 1 anymore
with how much he left on track, his minefields still linger.
high cedar
Classic Ferrari
atomic egret
Haas having to extend because of Popo
high cedar
Colapopo <:gigachad:1225070119185547365>
Super speed Franco
sinful kiln
pace 6 for norris
late seal
Perez close now 
marsh furnace
5 seconds? Okay Mcl
thorn topaz
Just pull a 5 sec gap on Max 
vivid rock
Danny ric fully washed he's getting no where near albono
thorn topaz
Danny Ric is just on a sunday cruise
candid bone
maybe a fake out call to get max to burn his tyres to keep up?
atomic egret
I mean hye's almost at 4
trim girder
gotta use that drs 2.0 before it has to be ripped off the car
thorn topaz
Man is fully checked out
marsh furnace
On the liquid softs though
atomic egret
vivid rock
Just pull a 5 sec gap on Max <:4Head:694834342509412425>
And he's doing just that ha
wraith stratus
Lando
thorn topaz
Lando what the fuck happened? No fumble, no fucking it into a wall, no terrorism. What changed?
marsh furnace
Lando is fucking MOVING
atomic egret
Leave Popo alone, Perez! You nasty man!
thorn topaz
They wanted him to be 5 sec ahead in the mid teen laps no?
dawn siren
They said mid teens lando not in 2 laps lmao
marsh furnace
Yes
thorn topaz
What the fuck did they cook
marsh furnace
Lando said "say less"
thorn topaz
Cant wait for all the RB crowd go REEE over MCL changing their bit spicy wing and it made right around fuck all difference
sinful kiln
Danny ricc pit
dawn siren
this gonna be a 2 stop?
marsh furnace
2 stop ideal according to perelli
sinful kiln
3.5s slow 
atomic egret
oof 3.5
lofty hearth
Too much info for yuki
thorn topaz
Surely they are beyond dead by now
sinful kiln
Yuki
thorn topaz
lol
dawn siren
LMAO
candid bone
yuki: stop yapping
late seal
Russell did all that complaining just for Hamilton to open 2 seconds on him
atomic egret
7
late seal
7 now
wraith stratus
KMag sliding around like hell 
thorn topaz
Make that 7 secs yeah
late seal
Lmao
trim girder
lando going for 10s before mid-teens laps 
candid bone
use it kmag
normal hill
Where is the chaos I was promised? 😄
lofty hearth
It's a slow burning chaos
high cedar
And Perez is struggling to overtake Franco
late seal
He is out of drs again lol
lofty hearth
Sainz box
wraith stratus
Sainz pits
sinful kiln
2.6s pit OK
thorn topaz
Merc absolutely fumbled with Lewis
marsh furnace
Softs?! Ffs
thorn topaz
TeamLH must be fuming
wraith stratus
Undercut looks strong
marsh furnace
Oh no mb hards, saw red
thorn topaz
Oh no Sainz
wraith stratus
Ricc just passed Albon
high cedar
Noo
late seal
McLaren's front wing flexing
atomic egret
Slbon is wayu far back
thorn topaz
Albon 
lofty hearth
Albono noo
atomic egret
thorn topaz
That car is not healthy for sure
wraith stratus
Albon problem?
marsh furnace
McLaren's front wing flexing <:Monkas:579381355012685824>
Did you see Lewis'? Earlier, thats normal, right? Because it was 
thorn topaz
Yeah, boxing again Kdog
candid bone
atomic egret
Yep, retiredment
wraith stratus
Yeah Albon out
trim girder
"when i get dropped, he could be a good sign up" - perez
thorn topaz
Poor Albon
sinful kiln
maybe RBR should replace sainz and sign colapinto next year?
high cedar
If it's a fucking tear off..
I will rage
thorn topaz
Lando casually building a free stop at this stage lmao
late seal
Lewis behind Kmag
thorn topaz
Go on Kmag, do the funny
atomic egret
Those gaps..
lofty hearth
Inconsistent breaking for Charles
trim girder
he's free of pen pts. time to start a new haul 
lofty hearth
Try to get another ban Kmag
warped cave
Those gaps..
Norris domination could bore fans
late seal
Kmag didn't do the funny
marsh furnace
Something in a duct?
It was
atomic egret
It was <:kekw:791683727767633921>
Yeah. It's way beyond time to make them keep the tear offs on board
marsh furnace
Can they not take it out in a pit? Stupid question
lofty hearth
Lewis might have clipped the wall
sinful kiln
MCL going to pit? 
candid bone
thorn topaz
Mcl you cheeky cunts
atomic egret
Would probably lose them time. Just keep them on board for the race and clear them up at the end
marsh furnace
thorn topaz
As long as possible for Lando
high cedar
Can they not take it out in a pit? Stupid question
If it's gone into the air box not easily without taking the car apart
thorn topaz
They're going long. Pls no fumble
atomic egret
16 seconds
wraith stratus
Sainz with a pass on stroll
thorn topaz
Took a while
thorn topaz
lmao Lando still lapping a second faster than Max
wraith stratus
Sir blessed
thorn topaz
Lewis is rather unhappy about what they did
candid bone
bono my tyres 
marsh furnace
Bono my tyres - 1
atomic egret
He hasn't been happy for a few years
normal hill
when is Lewis ever been happy? 
thorn topaz
Bono My Tyres count: 2
thorn topaz
I mean Russell is keeping up decently in it
wraith stratus
Lechair
sinful kiln
lofty hearth
Guys we are missing the most important information on this race, Zhou is beating Bottas
late seal
Both are beating Danny
atomic egret
shut a butt
high cedar
And stroll is not in anyone's danger zone
atomic egret
Make your butt be shut
thorn topaz
Hes not even gaining on Bottle
late seal
Perez 4 seconds behind Franco
atomic egret
Stop making me sad
wraith stratus
Sir blessed again
thorn topaz
Lewis 
normal hill
marsh furnace
Bono my tyres - 3
wraith stratus
Your killing me with this offset
lofty hearth
An overtake has happened
late seal
I mean, Mercedes just fucked him out of a podium
lofty hearth
Charles on Alonso
atomic egret
The hell was that over take?
late seal
Also Russell is going to lose his spot to Piastri probably in the next lap or two
candid bone
3
thorn topaz
Hamilton went to Malaysia in that overtake
late seal
Toto's face lmao
marsh furnace
Bono my tyres - 4
candid bone
or is that 4?
warped cave
Twitter gonna be wilding again
normal hill
TeamLH will be mad
wraith stratus
Max my tyres
trim girder
"jesus christ shut up" - toto probably
high cedar
TeamLH will be mad <:uhsKEKW:1199053161919430667>
Team LH will be normal then
atomic egret
What hash tag are they using these days? I can never find them
marsh furnace
Pastry on russel?
high cedar
What hash tag are they using these days? I can never find them
Do you really want to
lofty hearth
Imagine if we took shots of alcohol everytime a bono my tyres happened
atomic egret
I like a laugh
vivid rock
I've not been posting attention n last I looked lando was 7 ahead how's he 22
high cedar
Imagine if we took shots of alcohol everytime a bono my tyres happened
We would be fucked
trim girder
everyone on about tyres. meanwile lando: 22s ..
thorn topaz
Go on Yuki, be funny
late seal
Imagine if we took shots of alcohol everytime a bono my tyres happened
It is 10 in the morning mate
thorn topaz
Hold him up, be a wide boy
marsh furnace
Sir blessed going to be complaining about his teammate in front incoming
normal hill
I don't get the Ferrari strategy today
thorn topaz
Hulkenberg is going to cause riots in Italy
trim girder
Sir blessed going to be complaining about his teammate in front incoming
maybe if he didnt cook the overtake on Pint of Cola he'd be indfront
wraith stratus
I don't get the Ferrari strategy today
Just like any other day
thorn topaz
Perez box
sinful kiln
2.2s nice
thorn topaz
2.2s is a solid stop ya
candid bone
thorn topaz
Lando ffs
wraith stratus
Lando front wing damage
late seal
Perez fucked his front maybe?
atomic egret
Max bopx
marsh furnace
He has a free stop tbf
thorn topaz
Here comes the start of the fumble
candid bone
slow ish
vivid rock
Not if he has to change wing
normal hill
slow stop
sinful kiln
3.0s 
thorn topaz
Hulk box
wraith stratus
Lechair overtakes max
thorn topaz
normal hill
Good williams stop
thorn topaz
Watch Mclaren fuck this up
atomic egret
Lando bawks
thorn topaz
2.5 isnt bad from Alpine either
wraith stratus
Good stop
candid bone
thorn topaz
So is this where we see papaya rules? 
normal hill
Maylander is still waiting in his car... Where is the chaos???
thorn topaz
Mcl undercut Oscar lmao
wraith stratus
Max 
late seal
Max is losing it
marsh furnace
Max 
thorn topaz
Give Max a wheel that can run minecraft 
high cedar
More community services for Max
wraith stratus
Lando 
late seal
Holy shit Lando
sinful kiln
lando
normal hill
Danny Ric passed Zhou....
candid bone
marsh furnace
Jeeeezus lando
atomic egret
hoowie
atomic egret
"Make me feel better, radio man!"
high cedar
Lando...
candid bone
Jorj: 
trim girder
thorn topaz
Jorj, thats called PTSD. Embrace it
atomic egret
These people are going to put Bernd out of the job
lofty hearth
Perez still not in the points
marsh furnace
Russel in drs?
sinful kiln
was it last lap last year when jorj hit the wall ?
atomic egret
Pastry is a bet of a tyre doctor
high cedar
was it last lap last year when jorj hit the wall ?
Nearly last lap
high cedar
Still waiting for bono my ass is hot
lofty hearth
thorn topaz
i don't get Leclerc
why defend, you're just going to end up even further behind
thorn topaz
Oh dear
late seal
2.2 stop
thorn topaz
Imagine Leclerc fighting Hulkenberg
marsh furnace
Do the funny Hulk
candid bone
is Pastry gonna do softs till the end?
atomic egret
Damn, Pastry took those tyres far
late seal
Piastri box
marsh furnace
Pastry vs Russel?
wraith stratus
Gasly slow stop
atomic egret
oof
thorn topaz
Alpine ffs
late seal
2.2 for Piastri
atomic egret
Pastry bnehind Ham
normal hill
good stop pastry
wraith stratus
Colapopo no further investigation
atomic egret
Holy shit, Ham's tyres on on lap 21
woeful dawn
Colapeepo
thorn topaz
Alpine sending out Gasly on soft tyres. What the fuck are they doing lmao
Almost ended in domestic terrorism again as well lmfao
marsh furnace
Almost
woeful dawn
They have Ferrari strategists on loan
lofty hearth
Good job Oscar
thorn topaz
Thanks Mercedes 
lofty hearth
What are we waiting for
wraith stratus
Yuki 
thorn topaz
Yuki is impatient kek
marsh furnace
1.5 gap to sir blessed already
late seal
Leclerc passed Alonso
sinful kiln
yeah give yuki the spot danny ricc 
late seal
Yuki lmao
wraith stratus
Yuki
high cedar
Bono my car/tires/strategy
thorn topaz
LOL
sinful kiln
stay kalm
marsh furnace
Lol yuki
atomic egret
did he say dumb ass?
candid bone
dumbass is cutting it close yuki
marsh furnace
Fine incoming for that radio message
late seal
Big "where is my drink?" vibes from Yuki there, reminded me of Kimi
sinful kiln
Yuki passed Danny
atomic egret
Does he wonder why no one talks about him moving to RB when he says shit like that?
warped cave
What is this VCARB strategy department doing week after week
thorn topaz
Drinking by the looks of things
normal hill
They hired Mekies from Ferrari
late seal
Yuki 4 seconds in front of Danny already
wraith stratus
Pastry zooming
candid bone
hes caught up to jorj very quick
high cedar
Ferrari strategy
atomic egret
Cmon Pastey, get im
sinful kiln
@atomic egret , our guy Stroll going to make history today btw #1025426194616823868 message
lofty hearth
Remember when Horndog said this is one of Perez's Strong tracks
candid bone
