🏁Motorsports

[thorn topaz]

Ya its been quite suboptimal

[finite sun]

Did the Monaco guys get upset and hijacked the broadcast a little late?

Hadjar is so happy this race

[thorn topaz]

Hadjar is always very happy. He would never rage on radio

Absolutely never twice about the same thing

[sinful kiln]

team orders?

[thorn topaz]

Yep

[finite sun]

Tbf it is hard to blame him, he is French

[thorn topaz]

Hadjar must be on the edge of popping a vein

Oh hes getting feisty

[sinful kiln]

here it comes

[thorn topaz]

lmfao and Marti is just like what do you want?

[finite sun]

Good send

[thorn topaz]

What a lad Marti is

[finite sun]

Wasnt the clearest of radio messages but hey ho

[thorn topaz]

Oh yes, Hadjar is still mad

The French do have a history of revolutions. There might be one cooking here

[finite sun]

Idk how many times the French and Spain have fought but might be another war coming

[thorn topaz]

Roll out the emotional support guillotine

[finite sun]

My favorite part

[thorn topaz]

Oh. Marti under investigation for a VSC infringement

Fucked it

Thats a big no no

[finite sun]

That took the stewards fucking AGES

[thorn topaz]

Potentially pitted under VSC kek

Hadjar is still malding

[finite sun]

Hadjar still going lmfao

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

that is fucking hilarious

"Its like the UN on the radio"

[finite sun]

"It's like the UN on the radio" what a fucking line

[thorn topaz]

Calm down, we havent quite reached the security council yet

[finite sun]

That better be in the highlights video later

[thorn topaz]

100%

[finite sun]

Seems Marti will be cleared

Surely if you have gone into pit entry you're good if a VSC comes out

[sinful kiln]

Marti going to overtake Hadjar?

[thorn topaz]

Oh yes, please do. I want all the spice

Oh yes, Marti is getting cheeky. Go on

[finite sun]

Sounded like a "i'll wait with fighting you until we are fighting for 1st"

[thorn topaz]

lmao this radio is great

[sinful kiln]

[finite sun]

Ye

[thorn topaz]

"Its like the end of The Apprentice down at Campos"

Alex Brundle chose violence

[finite sun]

Im here for it

Colapinto could be a threat for the win

[thorn topaz]

Miyata lapped 4 times

[finite sun]

Think he was stopped in the pits for a while

[thorn topaz]

Just end his missery Rodin. Poor bastard

The Campos shenanigans continue

Sounded a lot like they have had team orders to switch again

[finite sun]

Feels like watching a drama and a race at the same time

[thorn topaz]

lmfao

This is like a soap opera

[high cedar]

Let's go Franco

[thorn topaz]

Marti is starting to get mad now

[high cedar]

If you faster just overtake

[thorn topaz]

They out Ferrari'd Ferrari at Campos

[finite sun]

[sinful kiln]

Argentina getting into the France and Spain war

[thorn topaz]

Brits, you might have to prep a Vulcan or two

[finite sun]

lol

[thorn topaz]

And wake Maggie back up

Time to grab the Falklands again

[finite sun]

Marti with a mistake

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

Ermm they are a bit broken

[finite sun]

Hadjar should let Marti by tbh

[thorn topaz]

Well, at least one can start Guru

The rest are pretty fucked though

[high cedar]

Helpful will have to drive it around

[thorn topaz]

It'll be fine

Deploy James May and Clarkson, and I'm sure it'll get going

[sinful kiln]

good drive by Colapinto in the end

[finite sun]

^

[high cedar]

Yea

[finite sun]

How have they still not figured out if he was in the pits or not before the VSC...

[thorn topaz]

Listen, in Sweden they use fighters literally designed to be prepared to launch in 15 minutes by drunk conscripts Surely you can get a Vulcan going

Fun race this

[finite sun]

Yup, good race

[thorn topaz]

Good amount of chaos

Very on brand for F2

[high cedar]

But health and safety briefing takes 20 minutes

[finite sun]

1 officer, 5 drunk conscripts, "oh you want this fighter jet turned around on the highway? No problem boss, 15 minuter en kvart" lmao

OH THE SPICE

[thorn topaz]

LMAO

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

How much I'd give to be a fly on the wall during their debrief

[finite sun]

Same, same

[thorn topaz]

War crimes inbound

[high cedar]

And a shut up on the radio as well

[thorn topaz]

Definitely time to wheel out the emotional support guillotine

They are probably sharpening the blade out back with their grinders

[finite sun]

Its Marti that needs one, not Hadjar :p

Dont know what Spaniards have as an emotional support death machine

The fucking bull that cooks people?

[thorn topaz]

Probably

It works

[finite sun]

Sure does

oop almost fell of the car

[thorn topaz]

Now that would have been funny

[finite sun]

Very

[thorn topaz]

Oh god, Will Buxton doing post race interviews

Quick. Get the guillotine. It would be worth the murder charge

[finite sun]

Is the Porto sponsor a company or the city in Portugal or something else?

[thorn topaz]

Company

[finite sun]

Would be pretty wicked to be sponsored by a city

[thorn topaz]

Thinking about it, I dont think the Spanish had any famous death machines Nic

They were probably on siesta when it came to death machine designs

[finite sun]

Definitely not in the same way as the French and their guillotine

But the bull has got to be up there

If nothing else, purely on the cruelty of it

Fun national anthem

Emerson saying hi to everyone, legend

Time to catch up on the F3 race

[atomic egret]

How come the Porches are so few laps?

Tiny fuel tanks and thirsty engines?

[high cedar]

How many laps we don't get to see them in the uk

[atomic egret]

18

[high cedar]

Yea that seems about right for those sorts of races or 20 minutes

Which probably works out at 18 laps ISH

[atomic egret]

Ouch. Start in 3rd end in 15th

Was wondering why they were playing Max's theme song.. then remembered it's the Dutch anthem

[wild wigeon]

there are at least 3 runners aktually

[warped cave]

https://fxtwitter.com/SCUDERIAFEMBOY/status/1807374064995963352

[dusky harbor]

george hello?

so got money on russell, bottas, ocon and either mclaren to first retirement

we back, ready to fund the snow f1 team lads

[west jewel]

LEchair gona retired the car

[dusky harbor]

dont make me put money on lechair

he has fucked his car alot this weekend

[west jewel]

Yeah thats why i said it

So wired hearing max speaking German

[high cedar]

Jos just said he's proud of Max

[sinful kiln]

Hans zimmer

[west jewel]

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

There is a thing happening right now that I don't understand

[woeful dawn]

🫡🇦🇹

[high cedar]

Probably one of the most movie composers doing an anthem

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/fahne-österreich-wave-gif-14999507

[west jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/octoberfest-happy-dance-gif-12850377

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/scatter-run-away-runaway-break-gif-20690048

band soon as it finished

[atomic egret]

I promiss I wasn't perving

[west jewel]

[atomic egret]

A good ol rootle around?

[trim girder]

wonder if Geoges chicken will be cooked in time for the race, thats under all that foil

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

Musac

[atomic egret]

MUSIC

[west jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-f1theme-gif-25755407

[sinful kiln]

musik

[trim girder]

skyTV app: 🐌 hold up guys i'll be with you in 3 years.

[high cedar]

Yea we were stuck on Hans Zimmer

[atomic egret]

Whoops, forgot to get the laptop booted up

[sinful kiln]

two stop race

[thorn topaz]

First you forget chez and now you forget to boot the laptop

[trim girder]

is it really Kao

[sinful kiln]

what is happening with Kaotac? should we be worried?

[dusky harbor]

Me doing 3 minute shower

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/run-naked-water-bath-scared-gif-15869452

getting back to the Tv be like

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/jamming-bopping-music-bart-simpson-the-simpsons-gif-16583540

[dusky harbor]

Me rn

[vivid rock]

the f1 anthem is a banger

[dusky harbor]

Okay balls washed, let's go

[high cedar]

Probably

[woeful dawn]

Nice

[atomic egret]

I wanted F1-dash.com on a third screen

But my desktop only has two, so had to boot the lappy

[mint hollow]

I call contact or crash in the first lap

[dusky harbor]

ill send you a piccy sweet cheeks x

actually, ill send @thorn topaz a pic

[atomic egret]

Hmm.. Kayo about 20 seconds behind dashboard

[mint hollow]

Send Samm it

[thorn topaz]

Wtf

[sinful kiln]

sounds like a safe bet

[vivid rock]

the dutch fans doing the left right thing will never not be awesome

[dusky harbor]

[mint hollow]

I’m always safe (ignore the fact I have a nearly 5 month old)

[thorn topaz]

Crazy that shes almost 5 months old

[mint hollow]

She started watching F1 but is not outers

She thoroughly enjoys it

[thorn topaz]

Learned from the best

[dusky harbor]

i didnt put money on checo to bin it

[mint hollow]

What can I say my child has taste

[dusky harbor]

cunt

ive fucked it

[thorn topaz]

lmao

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

[mint hollow]

Usual for you

[wraith stratus]

[dusky harbor]

first time gamba on f1 in a while

[thorn topaz]

Its lights out and away we go

[atomic egret]

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

[thorn topaz]

At least Lando didnt fuck it up today

[wraith stratus]

And Max is gone

[mint hollow]

Are you ill?

[lofty hearth]

Charles got sandwiched

[vivid rock]

the distance already

[dusky harbor]

ive been busy okay

[thorn topaz]

Max already fucked off into the distance yeah

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

Lechair box already

[sinful kiln]

charles having damage?

[thorn topaz]

Leclerc lmfao

[vivid rock]

timing board

[thorn topaz]

Twat

[west jewel]

What did i say

[sinful kiln]

@mint hollow was right

[mint hollow]

I’m always right

[dusky harbor]

goes to matt and tommy p1 twitch

[atomic egret]

Already out of DRS

[trim girder]

gz to max on the austrian gp win

[candid pebble]

idk about that

[dusky harbor]

matt would be on suicide watch

[lofty hearth]

Same Oreos

[mint hollow]

Barely left

[sinful kiln]

their views went up a few thousands 🙂

[thorn topaz]

Logan boxed as well

[mint hollow]

Lechair washed

Least he can model or something

[high cedar]

Well that went well for Lechair

[vivid rock]

DC is coming

[thorn topaz]

Lando fastest lap

[atomic egret]

Ooh, there's a Stroll radio

[dusky harbor]

hamilton like cya

[high cedar]

Probably hit Florida man

[atomic egret]

Oh.. my headphones aren't plugged into the lappy

[thorn topaz]

Ah yes, domestic terrorism in Merc. Classic

[dusky harbor]

the fact lando has fastest lap

[dusky harbor]

and max extends his lead

[candid pebble]

[high cedar]

Probably fine

[thorn topaz]

kek

[atomic egret]

upgraded to investigation

[dusky harbor]

good to see ric lost a position and yuki is on his ass

[thorn topaz]

Hamilton got a new job as a DRS train conductor

[vivid rock]

2.3 seconds after 5 laps

hes gonna be like 30+ by the end

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-21jump-street-jonah-hill-channing-tatum-dancing-gif-5698965

Max and GP already

[atomic egret]

Shocking to see no giant gaps for 3-18

Oh no, gap opening between Dangy and Yuki

[thorn topaz]

Its a disgusting DRS train yeah lmao

[atomic egret]

and Pastry and Hulk

[sinful kiln]

perez

[mint hollow]

Yawn

[dusky harbor]

perez

[trim girder]

well anyway. have it recording, off to work i go.

[high cedar]

Lechair had no chance

[thorn topaz]

Perez you twat

[atomic egret]

Keep trying to use the wrong keyboard to cut and paste

[wraith stratus]

Perez

[warped cave]

my dad made apfelstrudel

[high cedar]

What?

[mint hollow]

Least he’s pretty

[sinful kiln]

Piastri

[dusky harbor]

just put danny ric in the rb, then let him retire and put lawson in, in 26

[thorn topaz]

Good shit Pastry

[thorn topaz]

Danny Ric to RB

[vivid rock]

it cant get anyworse for them to do this surely

[thorn topaz]

Ric is washed

[high cedar]

Ohh

[dusky harbor]

i mean, can it be worse than perez?

[atomic egret]

I want

[high cedar]

Sharing is caring

[thorn topaz]

Apparently it can Kiwi

[thorn topaz]

Ric is proving it time and time again

[dusky harbor]

look true

but atleast ric enjoys a car similar to max

perez just cant drive the rb

[lofty hearth]

kmag pitstop

[atomic egret]

Max gaining on Florida

quickly

[lofty hearth]

and danny ric

[sinful kiln]

wow thats early

[thorn topaz]

Good stop for Ric

[lofty hearth]

plan A for Sainz

[atomic egret]

I need to put a delay on the dashboard

[thorn topaz]

Oh boy, Ferrari starting to mention plans

[lofty hearth]

Hulk pitstop

[thorn topaz]

3 stopper for Haas? what the fuck are they smoking?

[sinful kiln]

slow pit for hulk

[high cedar]

🎶 plan a plan b plan c

[wraith stratus]

Germany v Denmark round 2

[thorn topaz]

Ah yes, almost went straight to domestic terrorism

I swear to god

[warped cave]

Immediately locked up the tires as well

[thorn topaz]

Muppet

[mint hollow]

I need entertainment

This is yawnfest

[atomic egret]

I'm gonna gitcha!

[lofty hearth]

and hulk passes kmag

[thorn topaz]

Classic. Kmag is useless

[sinful kiln]

albon overtake charles?

[dusky harbor]

cant wait til spa when max takes a engine pen and blitzes the field again

[atomic egret]

Hell yeah, Albo

[thorn topaz]

Albon passed Leclerc

Leclerc is so fucked

[west jewel]

[dusky harbor]

mattP1 is on suicide watch

[wraith stratus]

Loosing to a Williams

[thorn topaz]

Kmag is already malding

[atomic egret]

But can Florida make up 16 seconds

[thorn topaz]

And hes about to hit 12 pen points

[high cedar]

This is going be an another sit on the hards race

[thorn topaz]

Hes at 10 atm

[dusky harbor]

oh god imagine if logan takes lechair

[thorn topaz]

Good ridance. race ban inbound

[wraith stratus]

Silverstone race ban inbound

[dusky harbor]

leclerc, are you good bud

this guy cant keep it on the track all weekend

[thorn topaz]

Dude, Leclerc didnt even try to defend against Albon

[atomic egret]

Nothing deleted from Chair

[vivid rock]

how bad is his pathetic over reacting this time

is it world ending

[wraith stratus]

Lechair coming in

[atomic egret]

God, he's catching quick

[dusky harbor]

lechair in

[thorn topaz]

Leclerc box

[dusky harbor]

glad leclerc is gonna be lapped by max

[wraith stratus]

Lechair about to get lapped

[atomic egret]

Florida ahead of Chair

[thorn topaz]

Logan passed

[dusky harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-sensational-future-gif-13160693

[vivid rock]

Lechair hearing boss music coming out the pit

[sinful kiln]

max closer to charles and florida man

[dusky harbor]

faint du du dudu, max verstappen in the distance

[thorn topaz]

Careful with your words Hulk, it was expensive last time someone called out Zhou

[mint hollow]

Just retire Charles

Pls

[atomic egret]

Two keyboards fuck with my head

[thorn topaz]

No Fifi, extend the suffering, its Plan S

[dusky harbor]

i need a mclaren not a ferrari ffi pls

[mint hollow]

But he’ll get worry lines on that pretty face

[atomic egret]

Florida lapped

[dusky harbor]

ted are you on crack

[thorn topaz]

He already started balding Fifi

[mint hollow]

Don’t bully my McLaren you fake biscuit

[dusky harbor]

"mediums suit the mclaren more than the redbull"

max with a 6 second lead

[thorn topaz]

Ted is probably on a concuction of many substances

[dusky harbor]

okay ted

[dusky harbor]

fuck mclaren

[thorn topaz]

Fuck you

[mint hollow]

Fuck Oreos

[atomic egret]

Fuck Zak

[vivid rock]

the face when a minor inconvenience for ferrari means he you have to act like a man child

[dusky harbor]

oh matt

[lofty hearth]

there been contact

[thorn topaz]

Matt you fucking moron

[wraith stratus]

Alonso taking out Zhou

[late seal]

Lmao

[atomic egret]

They face when you know you are about to gain a bunch of temporary viewers

[thorn topaz]

Alonso casually trying to murder Zhou

[dusky harbor]

alonso was looking for the zhou booty

[thorn topaz]

This is about as chaotic as the F2 race

Florida man DNF?

[mint hollow]

Just a love tap

It’s fine

[dusky harbor]

DTS view

[thorn topaz]

Oh, nah just a long pit

[sinful kiln]

no

[wraith stratus]

Hamilton crossed the white line on entry

[thorn topaz]

Sir Blessed pen?

[atomic egret]

Norris, you little grass!

[thorn topaz]

Just saved it

[sinful kiln]

close?

[thorn topaz]

Fucking hell that was close

[dusky harbor]

tokyo drifter

[vivid rock]

ric is now behind perez

[lofty hearth]

max box

[wraith stratus]

Alonso 10 second pen

[thorn topaz]

lmao

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/alonso-gigachad-alonso-gigachad-f1-sigma-gif-27642034

[thorn topaz]

Thats a bit harsh

[dusky harbor]

jesus redbull

[wraith stratus]

Pastry leads

[dusky harbor]

slow stop

[thorn topaz]

L

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Arent you supposed to be happy Kiwi? An Aussie in the lead?

[sinful kiln]

5s pen for hamilton

[thorn topaz]

5 secs to Sir Blessed

[late seal]

Should've atleat made Zhou spin if it was for a 10 second penalty

[sinful kiln]

[mint hollow]

He never happy

[dusky harbor]

oscar hasnt pitted butt

[thorn topaz]

Still an Aussie in the lead for as long it lasts

[dusky harbor]

oh yes, wonder if max will get a pen for that

also christ thats rough for hamilton

[thorn topaz]

Pastry box

[dusky harbor]

unsafe release noted for max

[dusky harbor]

kao is loving this dashboard

[thorn topaz]

Unsafe release ffs

[dusky harbor]

here comes a 5 sec for max

[atomic egret]

Yes I am

[mint hollow]

Good

[atomic egret]

New toys are fun

[thorn topaz]

Norris fastest lap

[mint hollow]

Fuck max

Boring me

[vivid rock]

and hell still have a 200 second lead at the end

[lofty hearth]

wow lewis took the penalty news well

[atomic egret]

Twitter won't

[thorn topaz]

Under investigation now kek

[dusky harbor]

as max extends his lead

[thorn topaz]

Shut up. Let us suffer

[dusky harbor]

[wraith stratus]

Toto

[sinful kiln]

toto on the radio

[thorn topaz]

Toto is livid

[dusky harbor]

toto hype man

[atomic egret]

Piss off, Toto

[vivid rock]

perez has gone from ric gaining on him to taking 7th and now having like 5/6 seconds on danny ric

ric washed

but perez also shit

[dusky harbor]

id wanna hope so being in a redbull

[thorn topaz]

Alonso trying to murder Zhou

[sinful kiln]

you dislike toto and zac. do you like any TP ?

[atomic egret]

I like Firrari man

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/guenther-f1-haas-gif-20816562

[dusky harbor]

come on fia

gimmie that 5 sec max penalty

[atomic egret]

and Gunty

[late agate]

Brundle???

How can he say that wasn't bad with ALO

[thorn topaz]

It might even be safe to penalise Max now that Horner fucked off Jos

[lofty hearth]

max with a possible gearbox shift issue

[mint hollow]

Aria is up to watch max hopefully get 5 sec pen

[vivid rock]

max having gear 7 issues

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

Literally told Toto that if he wants a Verstappen on his team, Jos is available

[dusky harbor]

sky is trying to hype this up

but the rb has shit gear changes all year

[vivid rock]

the same sky that said the RB dominance ended in spain

[mint hollow]

Enjoy that photo @thorn topaz

[dusky harbor]

if theres no retirements i swear

[lofty hearth]

perez speeding in the pitlane

[wraith stratus]

Perez speeding in the pit lane

[dusky harbor]

oh perez

[vivid rock]

about the only time perez has gone fast

[frigid wren]

Gotta try and make up the time somewhere, he cant do it on track.

[dusky harbor]

oh perez

[lofty hearth]

the alpines are fighting again

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/checo-checo-perez-f1-formula1-what-gif-20253402

[warped cave]

Magnussen is about to play rear gunner again for Hulk

[thorn topaz]

lmfao Perez

[sinful kiln]

civilwar again?

[wraith stratus]

French civil war inbound

[thorn topaz]

Another one to the list. F2 race also concluded in an emotional support guillotine

[lofty hearth]

But remember guys, Ocon is a "Nice Guy"

[sinful kiln]

charles another pit

this is the third pit?

[frigid wren]

Thats his 3rd ye

[dusky harbor]

what is ferrari doing

[wraith stratus]

No further action on Max pen

[frigid wren]

Not even half way

[dusky harbor]

what the fuck

[sinful kiln]

[woeful dawn]

Ferrari ???????

[atomic egret]

still ahead of Zho and Florida

[dusky harbor]

hes done 3 stops every 10 laps pretty much

[thorn topaz]

????

[dusky harbor]

ferrari just give up

[atomic egret]

The fuck did Ted just say?

[thorn topaz]

Literal domestic terrorism

[sinful kiln]

7 pit race?

[atomic egret]

"The terrible crime of crossing a white line"

[lofty hearth]

ocon vs fernado vs gasly

[atomic egret]

You moron

[frigid wren]

Im not sure how Ferrari think they're going to get Charles into the point pitting him every 10 laps

[dusky harbor]

alpine

[thorn topaz]

Classic

[sinful kiln]

Wow

[thorn topaz]

Alonso

[lofty hearth]

box alonso

[warped cave]

[atomic egret]

Incoming malding

[wraith stratus]

Max pen no further action, sir blessed fans gonna be malding

[dusky harbor]

oh 100%

[thorn topaz]

Naturally, they cant penalise their sweet gentle Verstappen

Twitter is already starting their meltdown

[high cedar]

Gasley..

[thorn topaz]

4.4 sec stop for Alonso lmfao

[vivid rock]

FIA is in on the lewis Sabotage

https://tenor.com/view/tin-thumbs-up-gif-27542331

[warped cave]

I mean not that surprising when Sky encoruages it

[wraith stratus]

French civil war happened

[dusky harbor]

ocon is a very intersting driver

[vivid rock]

ocon didnt even attempt to leave space then

[dusky harbor]

interesting as in, dog shit

[thorn topaz]

Oh yes, time for another French revolution

[sinful kiln]

[mint hollow]

Arias reaction to that pit was a large burp

[mint hollow]

English failure

[dusky harbor]

im tired, lemme go

[lofty hearth]

great news guys charles is ahead of alonso now

[sinful kiln]

ocon to merc next year?

[warped cave]

Ocon was like, I helped you get that spot, doesn't mean you can take mine

[mint hollow]

Excuse

[dusky harbor]

ric on mediums?

[thorn topaz]

Oh god

[dusky harbor]

ahh

[atomic egret]

Dash says hards

[dusky harbor]

vcarb doing 3 stop

yeah they put hards on

ah max is out to 8 secs

[wraith stratus]

Max struggling with tyres

[lofty hearth]

max is not liking those hard tyres

hulk box

[dusky harbor]

landos gonna win

[frigid wren]

I'm sure Max will still finish 10s+ clear

[lofty hearth]

alpine are at it again

[wraith stratus]

French civil war round 2

[dusky harbor]

gap coming down between lando and max

[thorn topaz]

Another round of domestic terrorism from Alpine?

[mint hollow]

Ocon will totes launch gasly soon

[dusky harbor]

i mean, wouldnt mind if ocon bins it

[mint hollow]

Ocon has issues

[dusky harbor]

ciaoooooooo

[mint hollow]

He needs to get in the bin

[atomic egret]

gas pit?

[dusky harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/sesame-street-oscar-the-grouch-annoyed-grouchy-shaking-head-gif-25029101

live pic of ocon

[wraith stratus]

Albono under investigation for crossing the pit entry line

[vivid rock]

norris gained 1.6 in 2 laps

[thorn topaz]

Oh no Albon

[wraith stratus]

Ocon loosing car parts

[lofty hearth]

ocon's car is falling apart

[dusky harbor]

LOL

[thorn topaz]

I mean it is a french car

Thats normal

[dusky harbor]

max overtaking backmarkers maybe?

[thorn topaz]

Its called weight reduction

[vivid rock]

who knew brake ducts had such grace in mid air

[vivid rock]

he did say his tires had gone bad

[warped cave]

max in traffic

[dusky harbor]

true

lets just let sky hype this up

[sinful kiln]

norris catching max

[atomic egret]

DANGY POINTS!

[thorn topaz]

Careful now Kao

He has plenty of time to fuck it up

[wraith stratus]

Albono +5

[atomic egret]

I don't want a shower whine

[vivid rock]

Danny ric doesnt have to worry about charles, hes due a pit soon hes been out for 10 laps

[lofty hearth]

stroll defending his position against Russell

despite blue flags

[sinful kiln]

good pit for russell

[atomic egret]

Russel isn't anywhere near WL

[vivid rock]

40+ seconds between max and checo

he can lap him

[atomic egret]

Oh, before the pit

[vivid rock]

Stroll going faster then maxc

future champ

[lofty hearth]

max doesn't sound happy

[wraith stratus]

Max can’t hold the gap much longer

[thorn topaz]

Good shit Pastry

[atomic egret]

Wait, is Max creeping up to another lapping of Florida?

[thorn topaz]

Yes

[atomic egret]

bloody hell

[thorn topaz]

Just a casual Sunday cruise

[warped cave]

max 0,4 quicker last lap

[atomic egret]

Dangy doing some wing manning for Max

[thorn topaz]

Shut the fuck up Max

[vivid rock]

max is getting pressured by haas

[thorn topaz]

PrObLeM iS bEhInD mE

[dusky harbor]

max pits a lil bit later, on mediums, cya boys

[vivid rock]

what year is this

[thorn topaz]

Go on Kmag, torpedo the cunt

[dusky harbor]

max is new hamilton in christans eyes

[thorn topaz]

Take one for the team

[warped cave]

Max actually getting pressed by Haas

[sinful kiln]

gasly overtook charles

[wraith stratus]

Tyres are fucked Max

[dusky harbor]

max be boxin

[lofty hearth]

max box

slow stop max

[atomic egret]

Lando too

[sinful kiln]

6.5s

[wraith stratus]

Lando much faster stop

[thorn topaz]

Terrible stuff for RB

[vivid rock]

red bull fucked it

[wraith stratus]

RB in shambles

[lofty hearth]

lock up max

[thorn topaz]

Jos inbound, if Horner hasnt kicked him out yet

[dusky harbor]

lando wins now

ez

mclaren has best car

[thorn topaz]

2.1 sec for Pastry as well. Thats good

[sinful kiln]

max fucked up?

[wraith stratus]

Max nearly fucked it at T4 as well

[vivid rock]

new on lando , used on max

[thorn topaz]

Max fucked it yes

[wraith stratus]

Lando new fastest lap

[thorn topaz]

Slow stop for Perez as well

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-let-him-cook-cook-cooking-breaking-bad-gif-27522167

[thorn topaz]

RB washed

[wraith stratus]

RB

[dusky harbor]

perez had 5 sec christen

ease up

[warped cave]

👆

[thorn topaz]

I know but still a 3 sec stop

[dusky harbor]

tru 3 secs is slow for rb

[mint hollow]

RB forgot how to pit

And drive

[lofty hearth]

almost in drs

[high cedar]

Come on Norris

[dusky harbor]

max loses now

[sinful kiln]

norris in DRS ?

[thorn topaz]

Red Bull does in fact not give wings

[vivid rock]

danny ric in 9th

[atomic egret]

yeee

[warped cave]

Stops are always slower when people take penalties

[sinful kiln]

0.9 now

[high cedar]

Well it gives McLaren wings

[wraith stratus]

Another fastest lap for Lando

[vivid rock]

danny ric in 10th washed

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-stab-thinking-arya-got-gif-14033550

[dusky harbor]

lando second win coming

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Go on Lando

[mint hollow]

Goooooo Bebe Lando

[vivid rock]

since the pit fuck up ive been like this

[atomic egret]

Stop trying to use your controller to fuck up Max

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/note-write-gif-18812738

lando

[thorn topaz]

Lando is getting feisty

[late seal]

Stop complaining and just pass the cunt

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Alonso lapped

Or hang on, that was Stroll

[dusky harbor]

max going into a corner and lando complaining

shock

[lofty hearth]

no grip for max

[wraith stratus]

Max there’s no grip

[dusky harbor]

but should ba alright

lando will win

[thorn topaz]

Deserved

[mint hollow]

Fook max

[thorn topaz]

Perez is up to P8

Hes in a Haas sandwich

[candid pebble]

you are a bunch of yappers

[vivid rock]

max using the tear off into the breaks defence move

[wraith stratus]

“Noo”

[mint hollow]

Join ussssssssss

[thorn topaz]

Wtf Chrissy

[sinful kiln]

"mid 6" Noo

[mint hollow]

ONE OF US

[thorn topaz]

Join us

[mint hollow]

ONE OF US

[thorn topaz]

Black and white for Norris

Pls no

[candid pebble]

im used to this from Johan and Kiwi

[mint hollow]

someone throw a pebble at max

[atomic egret]

They're reeling in Florida

[lofty hearth]

he sent it

[sinful kiln]

NOrris!!!

[wraith stratus]

Lando fucked it

[thorn topaz]

Fuck sake Lando

[dusky harbor]

[thorn topaz]

Pls bro

[candid bone]

[vivid rock]

why did they show landos manager and say its his dad

[dusky harbor]

bro

[thorn topaz]

Ah yes there was the Karen Verstappen radio

[dusky harbor]

lando just had to wait

[atomic egret]

waiting for it...

[thorn topaz]

Still 11 laps to go yeah

[vivid rock]

Lando could get a penalty for track limits

[dusky harbor]

yeah 11 laps

[mint hollow]

Don’t do it

[atomic egret]

stupid keyboArds

[wraith stratus]

“He forced me to go wide”

[thorn topaz]

Scuse me Sky, hes not Dutch, he was born in Belgium

[mint hollow]

Leave Lando be a free elf

[thorn topaz]

Okay karen shut the fuck up and drive

[dusky harbor]

lando and max are as bad as each other

[late seal]

Karen Lando and Karen Max

[dusky harbor]

[warped cave]

[atomic egret]

upgraded to investigation

[thorn topaz]

This battle is great

Wat the fuck

FIA PLEASE

[vivid rock]

he was on black and white

[candid pebble]

i mean yes but rules are rules Christian

[mint hollow]

Rules don’t exist for max

Only 19 other drivers

[thorn topaz]

Max dodged a pen earlier

[candid pebble]

they should for him as well

[thorn topaz]

As he usually does

Which they dont Chrissy

[late seal]

Did Lando fuck it again

[wraith stratus]

This is getting spicy

[sinful kiln]

[vivid rock]

i can smell a hamilton rosberg coming together soon haha

[thorn topaz]

Oh ffs Lando That was forcing another driver off the track

[warped cave]

that would have been the softest unsafe release they've penalized in a long time

[dusky harbor]

this is great

[thorn topaz]

Oh, nvm

Watch Max mald for weeks

[candid bone]

might have unsettled verstappen with that though

[lofty hearth]

the touch

[wraith stratus]

[late seal]

Bruh

[atomic egret]

short yellow

[lofty hearth]

max puncther

[sinful kiln]

wooooww

[thorn topaz]

What the fuck

[wraith stratus]

They both fucked it

[dusky harbor]

oh my god

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

oh fuck

[vivid rock]

hahahaha they are reacting

[dusky harbor]

RUSSELL WINS

[candid bone]

THEY BOTH FUCKED

[thorn topaz]

What the fuck did we just watch

[sinful kiln]

wooow

[lofty hearth]

Mercedes win

[thorn topaz]

And a 5 sec pen to Norris

[high cedar]

FIA what max is doing something dodgy oh well

[wraith stratus]

Russell leads

[dusky harbor]

GEORGE RUSSELL WINS

[candid bone]

https://tenor.com/view/coulthard-schumacher-spa-1998-gif-14381572

[atomic egret]

and Sainz

[thorn topaz]

That is a different kind of terrorism

[vivid rock]

called it

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

holy fuck

lando cannot drive

this guy

[lofty hearth]

could oscar win

[atomic egret]

out of points

[mint hollow]

Well

Shit

[sinful kiln]

piastri second place!!

[dusky harbor]

oh my god imagine is oscar wins

[lofty hearth]

vsc

[thorn topaz]

Go on Piastri

[candid bone]

oscar

[wraith stratus]

Norris retires

[high cedar]

Could see that coming

[dusky harbor]

GO ON OSCAR

[vivid rock]

hahahahaha

[thorn topaz]

Lando DNF

[dusky harbor]

AND I WIN

[wraith stratus]

VSC

[atomic egret]

VSC

[dusky harbor]

MCALREN RETIREMENT

[thorn topaz]

Fucking donkey

[sinful kiln]

why VSC?

[vivid rock]

darth toto

[dusky harbor]

how fucking good is norris

[thorn topaz]

Shut up Toto

lmfao

[atomic egret]

Fuck off, Toto

[sinful kiln]

LET PIASTRI WIN

[atomic egret]

Cmon, Pastry

[thorn topaz]

Still leaning towards a Lando DOTD

But Pastry is very tempting as well

[sinful kiln]

VSC ending

[thorn topaz]

Dude he did a good job until that cockup

[frigid wren]

Max blaming Lando, but he was just as much at fault

[dusky harbor]

i mean they both at fault

[dusky harbor]

but lando was just dive bombing max over and over

[thorn topaz]

Yeah they are equally at fault

[frigid wren]

100%, its 50/50

They both fucked up

[dusky harbor]

lando cannot overtake

like wut

[mint hollow]

That was max

All max

[vivid rock]

max cant be overtaken safely and lando cant overtake safely

a match made in heaven

[dusky harbor]

truuu denti

[atomic egret]

10 seconds for Max

[high cedar]

Risky from lando and max moving under braking again

[thorn topaz]

lmao finally they actually penalise Max

[frigid wren]

Max moved under braking so many times

[sinful kiln]

10s pen for max

[thorn topaz]

Go on Pastry

[dusky harbor]

honestly doesnt matter

lando is out

[vivid rock]

that takes max from 5th....to 5th

[atomic egret]

Cmon Pastry!

[sinful kiln]

you got some $$$ from your ?

[dusky harbor]

i think russell wins it

[thorn topaz]

Its a useless pen yes, but hopefully it sends a signal

[high cedar]

Yea

[dusky harbor]

oh yeah, only reason im celebrating it

[frigid wren]

Pastry need to do something quickly not many laps left

[honest cipher]

Fuck Max

[thorn topaz]

Honestly, Pastry P2 is great as well considering where he started

[atomic egret]

Florida could take out Rus

[dusky harbor]

theres samm

[tawdry loom]

Guys, all that stuff happens and Max is still in front of Perez

[honest cipher]

And this VSC is stopping pastry from having much chance

[vivid rock]

Danny ric is still 9th

[honest cipher]

At getting 1st

[dusky harbor]

i think oscar would need another 3 or 4 laps

[candid bone]

a couple more laps

[dusky harbor]

but george win

[vivid rock]

get the pumpernickel ready

[dusky harbor]

oh my the hamitlon fans are gonna be pisseddd

[honest cipher]

And no one wants a Russel win

😂

[atomic egret]

No one

[thorn topaz]

Perez trying to drag race a Haas
Kek

Good luck

[candid bone]

lechair was promised points

[atomic egret]

Yay. No shower!

[candid bone]

[honest cipher]

Perez has been super embarrassing for red bull

[thorn topaz]

Look at the bright side, no Dutch anthem today

[honest cipher]

Like, still 22s behind Max after all that

[dusky harbor]

no max podcast either

[thorn topaz]

What a tragedy

[mint hollow]

Should’ve been British

As in Lando

[dusky harbor]

oh my god perez

[mint hollow]

Not posh boy

[thorn topaz]

Should have been Norris on top if he hadnt fucked it all up

Perez you twat

[wraith stratus]

Danny Ric 8th

[honest cipher]

Great for piastri and Sainz though

[dusky harbor]

alonso nice fastest lap

[thorn topaz]

What a race

Was a good one that

[vivid rock]

did he just really say boom shaka laka

[thorn topaz]

Yes he did

[sinful kiln]

steal that point from max

[atomic egret]

yabbadabbadoo? What a dweeb

[vivid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[thorn topaz]

Shut the fuck up Toto you dumb fuck

[mint hollow]

Well done

For winning

Out of default

Boring racing from you Russell

[vivid rock]

Silverstone is going to be pog

[mint hollow]

Here’s 1st place

[thorn topaz]

Silverstone will be very spicy

[dusky harbor]

[thorn topaz]

Hang on, is that Saucy typing

[mint hollow]

Yeet you

[vivid rock]

imagine two wide through maggots and becketts

[candid bone]

T

[woeful dawn]

George farted and somehow won

[woeful dawn]

Hello 🙂

[dusky harbor]

DOTD my boy russell

[vivid rock]

Danny ric got points

[thorn topaz]

Its been ages Saucy, hope you are well dude

[vivid rock]

hes no longer washed

[thorn topaz]

Yes he is

[dusky harbor]

truu, actual dotd

[mint hollow]

Bullshit

I’m salty asf

[wraith stratus]

Fred

[mint hollow]

[dusky harbor]

HOW

[thorn topaz]

Toto, calm down mate

[mint hollow]

Imma go tweet

[dusky harbor]

like how

[thorn topaz]

lmfao

Ended up voting for Pastry

But until that massive fuckup, Lando did have a solid race

[high cedar]

Probably voted during the battle

[candid bone]

hi ted

[dusky harbor]

fastest car, and fucked his own and another drivers race

[woeful dawn]

I voted for Sargent

[mint hollow]

Lando was a victim of max

[dusky harbor]

lando was a victim of lando

[thorn topaz]

War crimes were committed

Hes half Belgian, its not his fault Kiwi

[dusky harbor]

man was relentlessly dive bombing him on the same corner

like it was gonna happen eventually

man had a 5 sec pen for track limits and still tries to dive bomb

[mint hollow]

Imagine winning because two better drivers had to pit

[woeful dawn]

Let’s not forget Ferrari clowns predicted points for leclerc

I will take my currency in reactions thank you

[thorn topaz]

And here we are listening to post race interviews with Carlos

[candid pebble]

Lando and Max were victims of Lando and Max

[thorn topaz]

Prime Ferrari moment

[mint hollow]

Chrissy also victim

[warped cave]

Norris divebombs were wild, but Max action was so unnecessary since Lando already was getting a penalty

[thorn topaz]

Very happy for Pastry though

Shame it ended like that for Lando but if you throw enough shit at a wall, some is bound to stick

[thorn topaz]

Good to see him on P2

[dusky harbor]

tell ya what, easy money though

[thorn topaz]

Ah yes, of course you were watching the screens

Shut up you smug cunt

Can we tune back to the Max podcast? The Russell podcast is too much

[frigid wren]

Can we still have a cooldown room with Max and Lando please.

[thorn topaz]

lmfao Max is pissed

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

GP about to get murdered by Jos

[frigid wren]

Max cant race wheel to wheel

[dusky harbor]

someones getting murdered by jos

[frigid wren]

Every time its ever been close with someone, he causes contact

[vivid rock]

now for the true Verstappen Norris fight dad v dad

[thorn topaz]

I woudnt count out Horner Kiwi

After his comment to Toto

[dusky harbor]

interesting take their hellnolf

considering max v leclerc in 2022 was clean as

[warped cave]

that's some reactionary shit hot damn

[thorn topaz]

At least Toto and Zak should hide their wife

And Horner hide his Spice Girl

[vivid rock]

well we didnt need to see that

[candid pebble]

tbh just throw them all into a room, Max, Lando, Toto, Horndog, Jos, Marko, Landos dad

and then see who leaves

[thorn topaz]

WWE fight inbound

[dusky harbor]

ill take jos beating all of them

hell beat max too

[thorn topaz]

I reckon Toto can pull a pretty decent swing ngl

[candid pebble]

wouldnt be the first time probably

[thorn topaz]

Man is a fucking giant

[candid pebble]

pls, all Toto can do is violate headsets and desks

[thorn topaz]

Hes got good training out of it though

Many headsets and tables have been violated

[dusky harbor]

yeah but jos has had plenty of practice

[candid pebble]

he probably stumbles over his own legs and is knocked out

[dusky harbor]

ex wifes, his own kid

mans a boxer

[thorn topaz]

Jos used to use cars when trying to murder ex wives. Thats cheating

[candid pebble]

and if all is lost he probably is also a biter

[dusky harbor]

luis suarez type

id put money on it

so ty lando norris for my extra $140 bucks

[vivid rock]

thats the first time ive seen the go pro footage

[dusky harbor]

Anyway, til next week lads

[atomic egret]

How dare they put his head ontop of a great Australian hero!

[finite sun]

Banger race that was. Spielberg really just hits different

[vivid rock]

Will buxton "Talks of Danny ric to Williams for the second seat with Albon"

[atomic egret]

Wonder if Max will tell Lando to fly commercial home

[high cedar]

Will Buxton chats some shit sometimes

[vivid rock]

lol

[high cedar]

Probably just the heat of the moment they will probably be fine

[warped cave]

https://x.com/redbulletin/status/1807462074186150051

RBR News 🇳🇱🇲🇽 (@redbulletin) on X

Checo posted the hole in the sidepod😖
We keep our heads down and move onto next week!💪

#F1 #AustrianGP

Twitter · Jun 30, 2024, 5:11 PM

[high cedar]

Yea that doesn't look ideal

[tawdry loom]

smh.. should've added some ducktape

[high cedar]

Duct tape and WD40 solves everything

[atomic egret]

https://i.redd.it/vhb4vswf9p9d1.gif

[fervent merlin]

best f1 season in the last 3 years 🙂