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Alpine with a slow stop 
Poor Mr Moon
kmag got a 5s pen
Perez double soft 
ooof slow stop for russell 5.3s 
Max with a 1.9 stop 
Crofty
contact

And fuck off is Barcelona a one stopper
It looks like he is going for a one stopper 
max is about to do oscar
cya
f1tv then ahhaha "Can the mcalren hold...no it cant"
piastri pit 
too late 
but the tyer delta 
Lando finally pits
Finally box
so mclaren are trying a 1 stop and the commentary are just ignoring that haha
Mediums
good pit 
So two stop
no 1.9 though is it
stop crying sainz
Sainz 

Crying like Russell 
When they have a rule book but dont follow it
Lechair complaining about Ferrari strategy

Those clouds are looking grim
act of domestic terror inbound? 
Perpit
Lap before Ham was getting in George's DRS as well

its over
plenty of time to sochi it 

Lando P2 
Good shit Lando
Beautiful move
Good shit George as well
Awesome racing 


time for ferrari to overtake merc 
That was beautiful between Lando and George
some good racing
everyone going to the hards now 
hards are poo apparently 
ham gone softs

slow stop for rb
yeah
2.8 being slow for them ofc 
Norris has to put in the laps now 
think he was held slightly as Albo was passing in the pits

Lando strat 
"i'll pass him" 
will take out more tire life though
Feck me, I cat ceek my eyes open. Gnight peeos
Lando pits
Lando box
good night Kaotac 
3.6 
Gets out ahead of russel though 
another lando win 
business as usual for a Haas driver. collecting pens like champ points 
Shut up

You're just salty that Ric is done
how dare there be action in my f1 race. where is my 16s gap 
might be another Imola
Oreos
Tsunoda 5 seconds speeding in the pits 
5 sec for speeding kek
god damm every cunt speeding 
Visa Cash App Racing Bulls Formula 1 Team is washed
max 1:17.958 lando: 1:17.115. lando 0.8s faster per lap 
Fuck yes Lando
VCARB should get a permanent penalty for making up a longer team name than Aston Martin Aramco Formula 1 Team
Lando probably has this as long as his tyres don't go.
got his wingmirrors cleaned as he passed. 
STRAT 10 
Hes shitting bricks 
Max probably thinking avout a sim race later tonight
Strat 10 is equal to what? Mode J for Ferrari?
strat 10: "fuck someone is actualy catching us"
Strat 10: "Hide the wifes from Jos"
thats strat 1 through 9
5.2
10 laps left
10 laps to go
Lando is slowly but surely eating away at Max Kiwi 
Telling ya, the mclaren car is best on grid
Whatever McLaren did, they cooked, and they cooked fucking well
It's all the car 
its the fastest car but not by much tbh
Pastry still doesnt have the grips around it
Depends which redbull we're talking about
Lando p2 catching Max by a bunch, Pastry stuck in P7
Wheres perez
P9 
Jesus christ
Perez 
5 sec behind Mr Moon
5 seconds behind a tractor
Dany Ric did an overtake 
Loosing to an Alpine 
Norris driver of the day 
Atleast I rate Oscar, mans still rookieish
Hulk p11 again 
The only reason Perez isnt stuck in a DRS train is that Gasly is ahead of him, and hes 16.5 sec behind Pastry 
Sargent for not crashing (yet) for DtoD 
Should be if he wins
albon? 
Max would have to visit the gravel if Lando is going to win
Yellows?
Nah
Oh
Albono
Damm

Just a small skirt into the gravel
Ah balls
Watch him bin it now
based response tbh
Very
What's norris gap now
oh please let me have that power.
4.3
How many laps to go?
5 laps to go
Come one Logan, take one for the fans and yeet Max
lmao
Need ocon for that one 
They both are done clearing backmarkers I believe tho
So we'll see how much that made a difference
Or both Kiwi
Yeah copy
yeah they just passed Alonso.. and there is 17sec to the next
next being Hulk 
Yeah right so straight fight now
Lando took half a second out of Max that lap
If you ask Max it's the worst car on the grid
Mans drove the rb 18 during the week didnt he?
I mean there is no doubt Max is a fantastic driver, but its so nice to see him actually getting competition
I honestly think he might've said that to not shit on Perez being so garbo
This triple header will be spicy kek
Lando wont win this, but a P2 is well fucking deserved
Perez is awful, how did they resign him holy
I hope the other two races in this triple header will be more eventful
The next two weekends will be spicy as fuck though
merch sales
Sponsor money, no competition for Max, money
Merch and sponsor money
Sprint weekend next as well 
i said this in jest, yet both are 14s ahead of Ham 
sponsor money
could just be traffic
Why is sky hyping up lando on max
3 tenths so far this lap lmao
Hes 3 secs off 
British
Only 2 laps to go anyway
Oh forgot that
Why are you questioning Sky hyping up a brit

Truuuu
They'd hype up Mazepin if he was Brittish
Lucky I didn't bet on no retirements
"Great spin by Mazepin absolute brilliant 360 to hit the wall, surely that should be worth some constructor points"
And Max Wins 
Good fights across the grid
Max is such a great driver able to outdrive this slow car and win so much!!
Perez 8th 
called it
Sgt not crashing. still time though.
At least he finished already
Can always pull a Stroll as well
All the cars finished the race
easier to not crash when you do two laps less 
Oh boy hamilton got 3rd?
yeah
Yeah because they are no longer sabotaging him clearly
Holy merc fans gonna be ridding
Now it will be “Merc are sabotaging George
”
Most celebration I've seen from max in years
TeamLH hate George 
Team LH and Ferrari clownshown is gonna be great tho
Norris really ain't happy with p2
yeah well probably wouldnt be with that start
damm i cant wait to see the rankings of this race
lewis like an awkward kid walking into a classroom late.
That max thumbs up will be a new reaction gif
Lando didnt do the thing ):
good race. onto Austria, home of the smokescreen.
redbull ring no?
69 points difference
between max and lando?

love that Lando is up to 2nd now
yeah. hopefully his second win will come soon 
race week
Sprint week 
Gravel added at turns 9 and 10
no more track limits violations from those corners? 
"The FIA was unable to review all of the 1200-plus possible track limit offences that took place during Formula 1’s 2023 Austrian Grand Prix" - https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/fia-unable-to-review-1200-potential-f1-track-limit-offences-in-austrian-gp/10490773/ . 1200!?
thats a lot of violations.
Track is going to get dusty
yeah. they have 1 FP session to learn how to drive the track with the gravel 🙂
Oh no
yeah. KDog said it last week and Dentibus reminded us yesterday. FP1 then sprint quali on friday. sprint and quali for the race on saturday. it will be fine 
i wish he would stick to taking photos and not trying to be a journalist
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i stopped watching when he got very clickbait and random news and rumours
is that the scout livery from np 4.0 
Ocon to Merc 
i thought that ship sailed years ago and subsequently got decomissioned and then sold for scrap
I listened to The Danica Patrick Lizard People Podcast, so you don't have to 🦎
Here are the highlights, in order of appearance:
- Reptilians invented money to control us.
- The reptilians are not okay with the shifting of the energies.
- We're at a choice point in history (no
Danica Patrick is fucking stupid
Surely at some point sky has to bin her
That's all a bit beyond stupid
The bear to Haas 
i wonder what the record is for lowest placed driver in F2 that has an f1 seat the next season
techincally a lot of the current drivers never drove in f2
"Valtteri Bottas, Daniel Ricciardo, Esteban Ocon, Lance Stroll, Carlos Sainz, Kevin Magnussen, and Max Verstappen all went into F1 without ever doing any form of F2."
they mainly did the old gp3 and formula 3000
"The shareholders have made it known that it is a junior team and we have to act accordingly. The goal was that [Daniel Ricciardo] would be considered for Red Bull Racing with exceptional performances. That seat now belongs to Sergio Perez, so that plan is no longer valid."
"We have to put a young driver in there soon. That would be Liam Lawson."
but this is more then likely Marko doing Marko things and trying to put pressure on Horner because Marko doesnt have the power and influence he once did
Marko is just stupid, not a word he says is true
So, Lawson will be in for Ricciardo at some point. I'd guess the end of July...
this is also the guy that was extremely confident about Sainz to williams being announced at Barcelona
Full Gas into the future 💯
We’re delighted to announce Pierre will be staying with us as he puts pen to paper on a new multi-year deal 💙

Plenty of driver confirmations coming today:
- Pierre Gasly extends his Alpine contract
- Aston Martin officially confirms Lance Stroll beyond 2025
#F1
Stroll...
Obviously daddy's team still happy with him

https://jalopnik.com/talentless-billionaire-nepo-baby-failson-remains-safely-1851563737 Saw someone link this article elsewhere, what a title 
well they wont be getting any Aston Stroll Martin Aramco F1 Team exclusives
perez 
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00:00 Formula 1 Support
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Aww, forgot a chez
Musac 
MUSCI
Spicy with the new front wing and front suspension from MCL
punchable face
how long before someone hit the gravel?
vcarbs have split to upgrades to find out what made them shit ha
Hulk
i mean hes not wrong
Hulk calling em out
merc getting pole in the spring?
max with engine failure
Max 
on no

Casually rolling down the hill lmao
they are having issues with PUs this year
max used all 4 of his this year
That did not sound healthy
hes gonna be taking penalties going forward
yea and always with the shift issues
unless they use an old one
yea just because they change PU does not mean that one is out of use
one of them has essentially been binned off by honda saying its unusable
a coworker came and talked to me.. max having issues? 
Engine died
PU went gerrr
wow
and he stopped
Oh, Max back out on track

engine go hello

honda reliability boys
Somehow, Max returned
it seems fine last year 
probably an electrical gremlin
as always
👀
f1tv having fun with the babyrage
f1tv say this might be kmags last season in f1. 
someone in team kmag put it out earlier this week that he has options at many teams for next year haha
the Horndog has apparently blocked Jos verstappen from driving the RB8 this weekend haha
Florida man is vibrating
Zhou P7 
i think iim in an alternate dimension
Perez is actually at austria and not 1 race weekend back in distance
could be worse could be the other way around
Took me a moment to work out why Clarkson, May and Hammond looked so weird
oh dear 
norris
Lando god damnit
Ah locked the front right
lil bit bouncy
That car is a fucking spaceship lmao
shame its in an average drivers hands 
🏁
Might go steal something from an island while waiting for SQ
Want in, Cooker?
@dusky harbor Don't tell him what Cooker means
you always call me that
It has an Australian meaning
right....
short lap, innit?
They're learning silly buggers early
In F3 quali in the rain
stealing my messages
Im sure I have seen that message before somewhere?
All done it
f2 qual musi
Wow, that was some sideways speed
into the gravel
I'm kind of sad we don't have the track limits sillyness to look forward to this year
Redbull not redbull on fire
Bearboy unsafe release?
hehehe

should put the kettle on and make some soop
It cracks me up that Bearboy is 13th in the Drivers
Still out qualified super star kimi
Davide is back!!
MOOSHIEK
Music!
We have some guy called harry
You watching on Sky?
Mmm, chicky noodles
the lights are green....and no one is moving
The only thing I want from Sky is Crofty saying "IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO" the rest I'd rather have the F1TV crew
Yea won't get that this week

Sky coverage is getting worse and that's with out miss lizard people
Crofty's line is such a banger. Hits way harder than "[Insert GP here] is GO!"
Sir Washed
The kerbs being blue looks odd
He's shaping up to hurt me again
Alonso mustve made a mistake
Best get the shower ready
Sargeant out qualifies Albono for the first time
Danny ric washed as fuck
last year 
Fair enough
Let's go Florida man
when he signed to mclaren
Also not wrong
Leave me alooone
Ric to F2 
The Duracell power boost advert is ironic after albon gets knocked out of quali
Or Indy kek
I could see stock cars
WEC could be fun memes as well
Or wrc
US Semi-Truck racing. 
Truck racing is great
Something very American
Theres truck racing in Europe
Surprised Horner let Punchable Face into the garage
They are really leaving it late
Probably a single lap shootout
Would be funny if half of them fuck it up
Merc telling russel to go slow but not go slow due to time
Some people not gonna make it
Chair fucked
Saved
Leclerc 

Good ol silly buggers
Pastry zooming
Chair missed
Goog
Yes
was there any doubt?
.093. That was tight
Yes
Yes there was Kao lmao
Did the Alpines even bother going out?
Dont think so
fucking flares
Back again with the max fans
Ban them from coming back tomorrow or ever again
The people that is
interesting sprint quali. nice to see florida man making it to SQ2
Full time streamer, Part time racer
F3 music
Do you think we will get a yellow flag first lap?
It's F3, it is dumb to not take that bet lol

arvid lindblad first time i heard his name i thought he was from the nordic. but its a british driver 😦
He is Swedish/Indian but from the UK so races under a UK license
Not Dino ):
his rear wanted to become Fronts. 
Yep 
good lord that rear cam from the SC 
yup

Wonder if Noel Leon's parents realized his name is the thingy where words are the same backwards when they gave him his name
true 5head Dad Joke moment if he had the option to do it. 
It is pretty funny
1+2 just going for it, 3-6 is like a bar fight. 
Lindblad out with a puncture ):
F3 be crazy like that
Massive crash

Good to see him getting out
that RB livery car seems sooo late
how did Mansell drop to 3rd
Think it was Lindblad, Johan
credit to that black and red liv car, managed to slow enough to avoid the spinning crash
the sprint race for f1 starts <t:1719655200:R>
forgot it was this early 😄
Gonna enjoy it with some pizza
Until then Im going to debate with myself if I want 6 whole items or not in Jedi Survivor
Mansell seems really upset

Not yet..
bit early 😮


two timer
Musac 
For reals this time
MUSIC

Aborted start 
Can never be sure when the WL is around
wha happen
aborted start?
whaaat?

extra defrag

Very sus 
its not even started and its already more interesting then all the others sprints
#F1xed
Apparently a driver was out of position 
i bet it was max who was bit off and they didnt want to get him a penalty so they aborted the start 
fuckin hell 
bruh


piartri 
oscar do be speedy
Sainz 
maxy gonna go bye bye? 
max just wants to get back to sim racing
Stupid day job getting in the way of my video games
Perez 💀
albon? 
McLaren’s catching max 

started from pitlane
mclaren has the better car, red bull have the better driver
max actually having to defend though
licked the stamp and sent it
3 way fight 
we getting some racing 
best sprint ever only 5 laps in
norris 

wowsies
Actual Racing at the front 
Lando forming the DRS train 
mclaren would be smart to put their eggs in the piastri basket by now
He's almost out of DRS
I love the Red Bull Ring. Such a nice race every year. We need more of these circuits
Banger circuit
nah we need more miami's apparently 
especially with the gravel traps now
It took the weekend off
Checo is really fucking it again. Still can't wrap my head around his extension 
Merch sales 

Shit I have to go soon and can't see the end of the race.....
and touching grass is good they say.... I want to see the damn race 
i think you are old enough to say no to that
I wonder when someone will start selling small mail order squares of grass
That's a great idea! Or maybe fake grass on my balcony
where is the battle of P1? its over already?
Yeah Pastri lost DRS
Damn it, give us the fucking timing board back!
Can someone fuck it into the wall or something? Safety car would be fun
yeah. where is the timing?
Need the lap count at least
intern turned it off going for lunch.
Dany overtake
but its only Florida man 
Lando has two track limit warnings 
I hate that Oscar didn't even try to get Max, and held up Norris who was actually attacking
Hope Norris gets him back
Of course, they tweet it but don't put it on the broadcast https://x.com/F1/status/1806996770938872302
they just dont want the general public to see Max's Gap 
Ooooooooooooooooo https://f1-dash.com/dashboard
clearly the lizards have spoken
oh fucking oath
thats handy kao
Graphics are back 
Should pin that link, maybe?
cause im not paying for f1tv when they dont even stream it in aus
the top is so scuffed 
there we go
4 secs off

Hulk casually trying vehicular murder on alonso 
that was a bit naughty from Hulk
Another Max Win 
Perez got a point 
Good work, Pastry
Fucking flares
Max's Mustard gas. 
Okay, I am loving this dashboard I found
yeah i bookmarked it
McLaren 1-2 later, watch
the fact mclaren were doing tyre management in a sprint, i dont think it bolds well for the race
Possibly yeah
norris does sound bit sick
do all austrians sound like toto
Hulk gets +10 penalty added to his sprint race time for forcing Alonso off the track in that overtake 
to be fair it was pretty obvious the way it happened
so time for Haas to do Haas things and collect pen points like pokemon cards now 
He had to go all the way around and lost a place due to that to Ricciardo aswell
Bearboy in the lead
Eyy they found the graphics!
Did we ever get an official reason for the cancelled start?
Photographers in T1 being unsafe or something
max: they’re following me everywhere. the entire mclaren team!
😭😭😭😭😭

max first out 
Shaiza!
yuki P4 
Ric p8 temporarily not washed
Gerorge is zooming
Max P8 
Sainz Zooming
tracks like Austria and Spa make me want to play racing games
Austria is soooo much fun
me skill and ability make me not want to play
fuckin do it anyway
Damn, Carlos
Danny ric Temp unwashed extended
Albon P8 
Danny not gonna hurt me tonight?
Danny faster then Yuki
Hamilton 
Mmm, smoked ham
track limits for yuki 
Team blessed....more like Team Sabotaged

How did 5 drivers suddenly appear between Dangy and Yuki?
Driving happened 
yuki got time delete due to track limits
KMag 5th 
Haas fast af boiii
ric getting washed
always was
Stroll 
stroll
perez 14th he just does not care now that hes got that 2 year
Albon 
Bottas, Florida Man 
cant see zhou having a seat next year even with his 30m warchest sponsors
Well fuck
who have a bigger chance for a seat Zhou or Florida man?
f1tv just said Florida man knows these are his last few races
Thats what we all said about Perez lmao
Yay, no shower yet!
Exactly and he has a new contract
And was meant to get retired last year
du du du du du max verstappen
Orange
so many mclaren fans 
Waits for flairs
Love to see it
ocon first out 
We now get trivia questions on the F1 feed to save us from Max Verstappen boredom 
Alonso complaining about gravel at T6 
Here comes Max
Lechair complaining about a bouncy car 
Norris showing his British prowess in the sport of queueing
Ric in 5th
Ferrari 
Danny ric above the rarri's he cleaning
down to 9th
i take that back
Ric still P10 though 
only maybe Gasly and yuki that can go faster
Hulk P9 
guess what, hes gonna 
Hulk P9 
damn them haas got hands
ugh, he didn't improve
Ricc 
Where's the shower?
atleast hes faster then yuki
yes
he misses out by 0.015
danny pls
time to switch to piastri 
nothing happen to those meximum delta times 
Leaf blowing gravel.
so we expect max pole?
Everyone expects the Max Exhibition
Hulk leaving no questions and heading out first
Cant blame em
Hamilton takes half the garage with him 
wtf
lewis taking his jack with him haha
Wow, I completely missed it, but Perez is actually out of Q1
Hamilton under investigation unsafe release 
there it is lmao
10s pen for lewis 
Congratulations Max 
Perez is a full second behind Max...
litterly, after the straights, max looks so planted and grippy
"looks like a good scrap for second" oh dear
Out comes Occy
Max about to leave and go sim racing job done 
1 second behind on a race track thats about a 1:10 lap time during race
Max could lap him tomorrow ha
Max lapping checo for the memes 
On used tires though
And he goes faster 
slower 👀
1:04.3
well yellow sector
bruh
Fun fact you have to use the pit limiter in the pits in all sessions not just the race
yellow... WASHED. get danny back 
he almost fucking got 04.2
Typical
who was that flying then
Lechair
didnt realise Air Monaco sponsors ferrari ha
Remember Crofty said that the Red bull dominance came to an end last weekend
it did, now we have the 2nd Reckoning 
Pastry time deleted 
floor go bye bye
piastri close 
The two crappier team mates of Merc and RB staring at the time screen together

"teams been working hard to make the car more competitive" like it wasnt the fastest car for 2 years until like 5 races ago 
looks like Yukis going to get twitter cancelled
hes dropped the R Bomb for one of the Stake drivers
Tweet is gone? Can't find it
Not sure what the argument here is for it wasn't track limits
Front tire is way over and the amount the rear is in the gravel it probably is as well
its harsh but that's out, and you have to draw the line somewhere 
Yep
Anthony Davidson on sky wanted to see a rear view before saying for certain. The same Anthony who did a video with the FIA where it was explained at least in the final turn the distance between the white line and the gravel was less than an F1 car so if you hit gravel you are off
McLaren’s protest against Piastri’s deleted lap time has been deemed inadmissible
Qualifying result stands #F1 #AustrianGP
not sure what evidence they were meant to submit to prove oscar was not over the line
he knows what it means, he was part of Carlin
what double yellow flags https://x.com/DraytonKnowles/status/1807125353175060587
these actual morons, holy shit
yea who should know much better no excuse at that point in the track the view is clear and plenty of space to move and slow down
hope everyone involved is ok but at least one of them needs a race ban
du they have yellow flags in that race or its just a recommendation to slow down?
the light panel is double-waved yellow standard rules for that is: Great danger slow down considerably be prepared to stop or change offline no over taking
thats how Motorsport UK states it but its pretty standard for everyone all organisations or the governing body for the country follow the FIA rules pretty much
weird that a bunch of people never slowed down
Yea GT racing can be Choas sometimes
looks like the lightning and heavy rain has reached Spa 
Slicks and no lights it is based of the driving so far
What the actual fuck...
Literally none of them slowed down for the doubble yellows
Should DSQ every single one and the guy that crashed into the Ferrari should get shown the door
Yea the driving standard was pretty bad
Initial Choas with people going off the track somewhat fair they were all together reacting to a yellow but after that and those cars just came flying down those are the problem
f2 feature race 
Hauger 
oop
poor Hauger 
First F2 pole, and he fucked it lmao
lmao so many stalled
Crawford, Kush and Hauger kek
poor guys 
What are they doing with Hauger?
VSC 
stop with the replays and show what happen with the VSC 
Another one
come on
Back out dead last lmao
something most be wrong with the cars. these many cars dont stall during a race?
Ive never seen these many stall in one race before
yeah feels something have to be off..
Anyone happen to know the pitstop time loss?
He had some help going to the gravel
Classic Stanek moment
Miyata with issues ?
bearman with issues?
Ya
Engine sounded borked
That doesnt sound healthy at all
Another rough race for Prema
Yeah real rough one
Been quite a few this year. Unusual
Vershoor out as well?
Fuckin apparently










