#🏁Motorsports
candid bone
atomic egret
Fucking Sir Crybaby
vivid rock
Surely lewis should have known by now monaco outlaps are always critical
how close are the front 4 to lapping max
warped cave
Hamilton 
vivid rock
only 3 cars away from lapping max ha
candid bone
someone cracked a cold one on f1tv
warped cave
why wouldn't it be critical when it's the only overtake opportunity
vivid rock
but theres a big ol cap
wild wigeon
peak osamba bin late inbound
wraith stratus
Max to get lapped for the memes 
warped cave
max is going ~2-3 seconds quicker than the leaders now
late seal
Max got bored
vivid rock
max woke up and realised who the fuck he is
tawdry loom
I'm curious how long top 4 will wait.. if max gets close to George it will be tight
dusky harbor
george is 2 seconds slowwer then max
candid bone
max woke up and realised who the fuck he is
warped cave
george is 2 seconds slowwer then max
Mercedes strategy strikes again
dusky harbor
i mean, if max is gonna keep this pace up
id be worried if i was in top 3
ya say that copium
wraith stratus
You forget this is Monaco 
dusky harbor
but if theres one person thats gonna try overtakes at monaco
dusky harbor
You forget this is Monaco <:KEKW:644332075285086208>
oh i know
but if the man is going 2 secs quicker
vivid rock
max is gonna show kmag how to overtake after the 1st turn
dusky harbor
he will try more overtakes
late seal
If Stroll can make a overtake in Monaco, anyone can
wraith stratus
Stroll with an overtake 
thorn topaz
The windowlicker pulled an overtake and didnt end up in the sea
vivid rock
stroll is gonna have most overtakes haha
thorn topaz
Wat
vivid rock
watch him set fastest lap just to complete his shit housery
tawdry loom
yeah.. Leclerc can't pit because he will be behind lando if he pits.. and then he will back him off so Piastri wins
vivid rock
part time driver full time strategist Carlos Sainz Jr
the difference between Sainz and Hamilton in how they are treating their team is polar opposites ha
wraith stratus
Max with battery issues 
dusky harbor
nah just no one watching it with charge level i think
vivid rock
Carlos is helping and lewis is crying to journos that they are treating george better
dusky harbor
doesnt matter, max has more grip than everyone
atomic egret
They're not used to needing to worry about it
thorn topaz
Max probably saw an AWS graphic onb one of the screens showing his battery tbf. Man is self proclaimed bored of this race
atomic egret
sinful kiln
atomic egret
you shittewr
high cedar
Could have voted ocon
atomic egret
How does Chair fuck it from this point?
sinful kiln
p1 at his home race?
thorn topaz
https://i.imgur.com/7vZKZm0.png had to be done
atomic egret
Bad!
thorn topaz
Fucking idiot he is
wraith stratus
How does Chair fuck it from this point?
Ferrari is how he fucks it 
late seal
Sergeant hit the wall
high cedar
Fuck
candid pebble
when can we finally cut this misery out of the calender
vivid rock
if i had my way in about 8 minutes ha
wraith stratus
Hopefully when this contract runs out
warped cave
Sergeant overtook Zhou by following Norris past
vivid rock
they wont the boomers will have a fit
atomic egret
but the HISTORY!
wraith stratus
Tbh I’d rather take another American street race over this
And that’s saying something
vivid rock
Sergeant overtook Zhou by following Norris past
candid pebble
they wont the boomers will have a fit
but why, what is there to throw a fit about
vivid rock
but why, what is there to throw a fit about
"the history"
wraith stratus
The “history” and “prestige”
sudden plaza
Any other race and verstappen clears Russel easily
restive inlet
Historical value to the sport 
vivid rock
never mind its a boring race at least Spa and silverstone is a race
candid pebble
like its either a disaster race with crashes and destroyed cars or its this
thorn topaz
Welp. Alonso is having a low fuel warning kek
wraith stratus
Give us Germany, Malaysia or Turkey actual proper race tracks
vivid rock
theres more chance of them not adding more american tracks then there is of monaco being removed
high cedar
Welp. Alonso is having a low fuel warning kek
How???
wraith stratus
Ted is loosing it and now barking on TV 
frigid wren
Poor guys had nothing to do
vivid rock
Ted is loosing it and now barking on TV <:omegalul:893646678081556480>
not sure if thats an upgrade from his cheese talk
restive inlet
I think we'd see a half US calander before Monaco being removed
sudden plaza
Hopefully now that Charles has won it they can get rid of it and put an actual track onto the calendar
thorn topaz
His engineer told him to ignore it Guru kek
vivid rock
atleast f1tv has David coulthard making everything horny
high cedar
I think we'd see a half US calander before Monaco being removed
Yea likely
atomic egret
Bring on the psrinklers nexct year!
high cedar
Underfueling to gamble on SC <:OK:1143609081102340186>
Yea probably a decent amount bellow as well
wraith stratus
Florida man with an overtake
mossy bramble
Be a real shame if Lechair binned it
vivid rock
Be a real shame if Lechair binned it
sudden plaza
Common Florida man bin it on the second last lap
high cedar
Common Florida man bin it on the second last lap
Noo
thorn topaz
God damnit, should of voted Florida man for DOTD
normal hill
Be a real shame if Lechair binned it
Stop it! Don’t make me huff copium
candid bone
sudden plaza
Yes I want the race to be even more boring
thorn topaz
stby, starting up the phone
high cedar
Yes I want the race to be even more boring
Not sure it's possible
wraith stratus
At least it’s Canada next, usually a decent race
dusky harbor
gonna be very happy for charles but 
sudden plaza
Anything is possible if you dream hard enough let me dream of Logan binning it right at the end
high cedar
Anything is possible if you dream hard enough let me dream of Logan binning it r...
Why Logan though
sudden plaza
Cause he bins it in the most random way every race
thorn topaz
Logan DOTD for sure. He pulled the Vettel move
vivid rock
i just want Lewis to bin it so he can blame toto for it
thorn topaz
Without dying or killing anyone in the process
candid pebble
i mean congrats Leclerc, you managed to make your statistics look better, actually won a race from pole
thorn topaz
DOTD for sure
vivid rock
Booo Kyllian
wraith stratus
Mbappe with the checkered flag please end it early 
thorn topaz
Careful now Chrissy, its Ferrari, they still have time to fuck it up
dusky harbor
i mean congrats Leclerc, you managed to make your statistics look better, actual...
think max still has more wins from charles poles then charles himself
sudden plaza
I don’t understand how they can justify this race when it’s been legit a queue race the last 3 races
vivid rock
the history and "prestige"
mossy bramble
Ya but boats
thorn topaz
Best flag waver has to be Clarkson
high cedar
I don’t understand how they can justify this race when it’s been legit a queue r...
Heritage
atomic egret
cmon... last lap fuck up
frigid wren
What a boring ass race
high cedar
Money etc
vivid rock
i would much prefer Germany gets a race back
sudden plaza
I get it’s for money and sponsorship
atomic egret
I want Nurburgrang back
thorn topaz
Oi, casual Sunday Terrorism was exciting Hellnolf
atomic egret
The Nordchlife
wraith stratus
I want Nurburgrang back
Istanbul park as well
mossy bramble
Maybe the American motoring will at least be exciting today
wraith stratus
Lechair did it 
atomic egret
I'd like a Sydney race, but it'll never happen
high cedar
Or keep Monaco but with some sort of special format to make it more interesting
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thorn topaz
Sharl finally beat the Monaco curse
dusky harbor
I'd like a Sydney race, but it'll never happen
Sydney would be worse than monaco
atomic egret
Or keep Monaco but with some sort of special format to make it more interesting
Sprinklers
wraith stratus
Congrats LeChair
sudden plaza
Freedom it’s over
thorn topaz
Okay Crofty that was a low blow. Son of a hairdresser kek
sinful kiln
can we stop having races in monaco now?
thorn topaz
That was quite rude
vivid rock
Okay Crofty that was a low blow. Son of a hairdresser kek
farther of an Aussie though
atomic egret
them some loud boats
high cedar
Sprinklers
Hmmm
dusky harbor
farther of an Aussie though
Family affair on the podium
mossy bramble
Pisstree podium yay
sudden plaza
The family podium is 1-2
vivid rock
Family affair on the podium
you love to see it Father Son 1-2
thorn topaz
How about F1 race winning son of a hairdresser, and potentially involved in illicit adoptions
thorn topaz
Happy for Pastry though
atomic egret
I hate Zak, but I like Pastry
thorn topaz
Good effort from Sharl as well. Happy for him. Off to get a haircut he goes
sudden plaza
Leclerc has now used up all his luck and may not win a race again
thorn topaz
Well one thing is for sure, Sharl isnt going to the Casino
Hes gonna feel tonight for a while though
wraith stratus
Inb4 they play the wrong anthems 
thorn topaz
Ah shit, they got the wrong anthems queued 
wild wigeon
leclerc is gonna be worse than perez
is that possible?
dusky harbor
if anyone remembers how drunk perez got 
wild wigeon
if anyone remembers how drunk perez got <:KEKW:779074741800534026>
psyop inbound?
atomic egret
if anyone remembers how drunk perez got <:KEKW:779074741800534026>
his girlfriend will be keeping an eagle eye
thorn topaz
Dont worry, Kmag already murdered him today
thorn topaz
He wont be getting that hammered
dusky harbor
tell you want lads, that was not worth staying up til 1:30 for
atomic egret
tell you want lads, that was not worth staying up til 1:30 for <:KEKW:7790747418...
Enjoy work
normal hill
Thank god Ferrari didn’t fuck it up today
vivid rock
if anyone remembers how drunk perez got <:KEKW:779074741800534026>
banged max's mum didnt he
dusky harbor
nah but think he was dancing with someone that wasnt his wife
atomic egret
I came out of the race with a win, too..
thorn topaz
kek, Indy 500 delayed yet again
vivid rock
thorn topaz
What the fuck is that Denti
vivid rock
a father son portrait clearly
thorn topaz
Very happy for pastry. Good effort that
Kmag is still DOTD though
Might have caused and international crisis, but hell yes
sudden plaza
thorn topaz
He got away with it
sudden plaza
Even max feels how we did
vivid rock
just saying
thorn topaz
Max, you live in fucking Monaco. You should know that the race is boring as fuck
candid bone
I came out of the race with a win, too..
thought this was a formula dank post
vivid rock
one of the new posts on forumladank is charles with a boner getting out his car haha
sudden plaza
Man just won his home GP and Monaco. I’d be rock solid too if it was me
vivid rock
wraith stratus
LeChair only 31 points behind max in the championship now, at least that’s starting to get a bit interesting again
thorn topaz
Max is more into esports these days
F1 is a part time hobby
Just another sunday cruise
atomic egret
How dare they not include Bearboy. He got them some points too!
candid bone
wraith stratus
vivid rock
go on prince haha
wraith stratus
Prince Albert spraying the champers with the drivers
high cedar
Let's go Williams
honest cipher
The curse is over
normal hill
thorn topaz
Fred is about to pay for a very expensive night out
honest cipher
I wonder what's gonna happen to Ocon
high cedar
I wonder what's gonna happen to Ocon
wraith stratus
Yeah Odds on Ocon getting fired before Canada
honest cipher
Decent
Who to replace though
If Mag had got penalty points and a race ban, I could have seen him getting kicked too
wraith stratus
Jack Doohan probably
honest cipher
Is he driving for them in f2?
wraith stratus
Is he driving for them in f2?
Not sure
honest cipher
I know he's done some practice sessions in f1 but I don't really follow f2
wraith stratus
Just reserve driver for Alpine atm
thorn topaz
Ocon will be found on the bottom of the harbour in a few weeks time
thorn topaz
If Mag had got penalty points and a race ban, I could have seen him getting kick...
Dont worry, already started working on getting him deported to Sweden
sinful kiln
nice 
honest cipher
And on front page
Lmao
Ferrari and McLaren might have a legit chance to compete with red bull for constructors this year now, if Perez keeps having shit races
I still think Max is guaranteed the WDC
sinful kiln
redbull 276 points. ferrari 252 and mclaren 184.
candid bone
Video of Max's comment
wild wigeon
Dont worry, already started working on getting him deported to Sweden
wow thats tossic
warped cave
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wary prairie
warped cave
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normal hill
sinful kiln
poor guy. just one overtake to end his carrier at alpine.
@high cedar ocon to williams? 
high cedar
No thanks
wraith stratus
vivid rock
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dawn siren
imo would be smart from haas, haven't been competitive. Sell to someone who has and wants to use the money.
wild wigeon
but would andretti only need the entry as they have facilities and staff
high cedar
but would andretti only need the entry as they have facilities and staff
Buy the entry and do what they want
Don't know if anything in the rules states if a team changes hands it has to stay in the same place and retain staff
late seal
Glad to see De Vries still doing good 
high cedar
finite sun
Old news
restive inlet
Sean: "At what point in the race does it feel you make the car do something it doesn't want to do"
Lewis: "At the moment any second"
Hes so done with that shitbox Merc
vivid rock
Ha
finite sun
Was a good one
vivid rock
When he's not in professional mode he's proper charasmatic
tranquil tapir
high cedar
We are not doing well let's sack everyone who's been with the team for years - alpine
vivid rock
who would have thought smaller cars make for better racing
106 without the gimmicky attack mode easy overtakes
late agate
Well they do also play bumper cars, can't do that in F1
vivid rock
i would watch fe more but its too gimicky and the noise is just jarring ha
wild wigeon
i hope jimmy broadbent has a great race . shame the team has one less driver as steve (superGT) has had his nurburgring permit revoked due to going 145kph in a code 60
high cedar
i hope jimmy broadbent has a great race . shame the team has one less driver as ...
Double didn't realise it was that much over....
wild wigeon
Double didn't realise it was that much over....
https://www.adac-sport.com/52_ADAC_RAVENOL_24h_Nuerburgring__14264/docs/68_Log_A_1015_150_penalty_Non_respectof_of_flag.pdf ya thats the official document 145 in a 6o
high cedar
https://www.adac-sport.com/52_ADAC_RAVENOL_24h_Nuerburgring__14264/docs/68_Log_A...
How the fuck does one do that? Looks like they have a stop go as well
wild wigeon
yep 90 sconds
high cedar
yep 90 sconds
Rip
wild wigeon
i have seen the best car in the field- a dacia logan
wild wigeon
welp red flag - fog on gp circuit meaning medical helo cannot fly
wild wigeon
no update before 7am local time
high cedar
That's the whole night gone then pretty much
Yea looks nasty https://x.com/JimmyBroadbent/status/1797021576187023533?t=ErIvNmYzn-UW7ml2as12nw&s=19
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wild wigeon
ok so 5 formation laps and of then no improvement then race called
high cedar
Rip
high cedar
Especially if this sort of thing happens https://x.com/VincentJBruins/status/1797149739806294075?t=LZfYbrDlddGn--h1-Rrssw&s=19
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wraith stratus
actually looks pretty decent round the first half of the lap now
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
sinful kiln
Canada this week 
normal hill
candid pebble
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wild wigeon
or mick transfers from the wec team?
atomic egret
Soon we will have enough Australian drivers to launch the take over and return Darth Masi to power.
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atomic egret
sinful kiln
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high cedar
Oh no
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Oh yes 
wild wigeon
2011 flashbacks intensify
vivid rock
I can smell the red flags till it's perfectly sunny already
high cedar
Might get to try out the Spa scoring system
vivid rock
https://www.motorsportweek.com/2024/06/04/auto-giant-hyundai-reported-to-be-keen-on-f1-entry/?feed_id=53071
Some how Cyril Abiteboul returned
west jewel
Hyundai 
sinful kiln
imagine if hyundai gets in and not andretti
trim girder
i could see Hyundai buying in, and in a few years become an engine supplier
vivid rock
Hyundai want to buy a team andretti wants to start from scratch
atomic egret
https://x.com/meteomotorsport/status/1797886001563734444 <a:FeelsRainMan:6781191...
Wonder if there will be more
candid pebble
bit expected. it would have been better to have yuki there <:Latifi_Sip:835356...
You mean the same at best
sinful kiln
You mean the same at best
yes. sure it might have been better with sainz. 🙂
candid pebble
yes. sure it might have been better with sainz. 🙂
There I could agree with
sinful kiln
There I could agree with
i was thinking about saying that our guy stroll might have been an even better driver but i changed my mind just because it was you
candid pebble
i was thinking about saying that our guy stroll might have been an even better d...
Still just your guy
thorn topaz
Stroll is an incompetent moron
candid pebble
he has less spacial awareness than a baby
vivid rock
I think even the horn dog himself knows he'll get slated.for putting in Danny "washed" ricc in that RB seat
Couldn't make it any more obvious he doesn't rate yuki
candid pebble
sorry but Yuki hasnt shown much, he is ok, but also a hot head
sinful kiln
i think yuki improved this year.
candid pebble
he has done less stupid stuff yeah and had some good showings so far i would agree
sinful kiln
they are? i thought it was 2026 when the new engine regulations happen 
vivid rock
oh i might be a year eatly
thorn topaz
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high cedar
well if he replaces Danica all good
vivid rock
Danica "the moon landing was fake" patrick
high cedar
Danica "the moon landing was fake" patrick
Wait what...
I thought it was just Danica "Women don't have the mentality to race" Patrick
wild wigeon
well if he replaces Danica all good
or hill
vivid rock
I'll stick with f1tv and the forever randy David Coulthard
sinful kiln
i bet you have heard the same thing with sky´s people. from what i heard they are sooo much biased against one team and one driver.
f1tv is pretty neutral when it comes to that. i like that.
high cedar
i bet you have heard the same thing with sky´s people. from what i heard they ...
Yea they can be bias I don't watch the build up or analyse just watch the sessions sometimes switching to f1 TV commentators
candid pebble
vivid rock
so are they handing them a jpeg file on the podium
high cedar
save space in the red bull trophy cabinet
sinful kiln
https://x.com/FanaticsFerrari/status/1798646636312437047 interesting if its true. the spanish GP is 2024-06-23.
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vivid rock
ill wait for something more concrete then a ferrari fan page
sinful kiln
yeah
high cedar
yeah
thorn topaz
high cedar
this sounds expensive for development
next years car going to be a B spec of this year everything will go to 2026
wild wigeon
so the 2026 cars seem like a half way point between current and previous gen cars
primal tinsel
seems slow
high cedar
seems slow
What is
primal tinsel
my gut reaction to reading the bullet points is that theyre trying to slow down the cars but reading in to its probably not going to be as drastic as i was thinking
ive not seen active aero before that is replacing the DRS, is it used in other racing 🤔
restive inlet
ive not seen active aero before that is replacing the DRS, is it used in other r...
Active aero isn't replacing DRS it's always active and we've seen it in f1 since the '60s but it got banned before
wild wigeon
odds on high downforce mode being forced in the monaco tunnel?
high cedar
The cars will still go stupid fast so it does not really matter if they are being slowed down a bit especially if it might help overtaking
But it's also really hard for us to know how it will all work until cars are on track
vivid rock
Looks like the F1 film just got a bit more exspensive
high cedar
Saw another tweet which said it looked like a remote deliberate crash
high cedar
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high cedar
thats what a film studio would say to cover up
Probably
vivid rock
cant imagine Silverstone would be keen on having purposeful crashes staged or not
high cedar
Aa long as it's staged in a safe way and pay for the wall damage probably fine
atomic egret
https://www.fia.com/news/new-era-competition-fia-showcases-future-focused-formul...
I don't like that they're going back to the square wings. I like the curves
honest cipher
I feel like them new regs don't do enough, when it comes to making the cars smaller to have better overtaking
that should be one of the main goals
also don't like the look of the new cars
atomic egret
It seems like they just want to keep the status quo money machine but added a few little sprinkles of changes so they can say it isn't the same
vivid rock
Max has already done some simulation work the new regs and said it's slower and you have to go down a gear to go faster on straights or something like that
vivid rock
warped cave
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warped cave
restive inlet
But honestly the release of the regs is prob just a move of the FIA to push it down the teams face
vivid rock
aint no team walking away thats the emptiest threat ive ever heard
sinful kiln
aint no team walking away thats the emptiest threat ive ever heard
if they do, Andretti got a chance to join! 
high cedar
Wonder which teams object
warped cave
RB and VCARB apparently
sinful kiln
https://x.com/valtteribottas/status/1798896567589683568?s=46 we going to get some groundhog action this weekend? 
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vivid rock
seen so many people saying the cars in 26 are smaller so monaco will be better
the changes are so minimal it wont
like 10cm and 30cm width and length difference
warped cave
It's a step in the right direction
high cedar
RB and VCARB apparently
Redbull then as they are the same team
dawn siren
The only way the cars will go back to being a lot smaller is if they go back to non hybrid engines and we all know that isn't going to happen.
high cedar
also, some of the size is safety stuff being added
sinful kiln
wraith stratus
It’s a bit wet
sinful kiln
raining? 
https://vxtwitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/1799126885038690719 bit windy earlier
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sinful kiln
warped cave
Tractor on track doesnt promise good things
wraith stratus
Tractor on track doesnt promise good things
It’s ok that’s just the Alpine 
sinful kiln
Tractor on track doesnt promise good things
talking about alpine?
warped cave
now kiss
sinful kiln
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Pit lane closed 
frigid wren
How do you start the session with the pit exit closed? 
warped cave
that puddle might be a problem
sinful kiln
wraith stratus
Yeah that’s a problem 
sinful kiln
@high cedar 
high cedar
Different kind of George on track
sinful kiln
two groundhog spotted
vivid rock
Astons and the Alpines having a race
sinful kiln
Pit lane open in 8 minutes <:PauseChamp:801589460089176124>
they changed the time to 13:51 localtime. so in one min
lewis is out 
wraith stratus
‘Grip is very low’ yeah no shit Lewis
high cedar
Bono my tires are gone
sinful kiln
time for wet tires? 
sinful kiln
poor zhou 
tranquil tapir
poor Jack
sinful kiln
piastri with soft
high cedar
piastri with soft <:Hmmm:1038211495609237515>
Classic McLaren
sinful kiln
Doohan getting a lap
high cedar
Some crazy fools doing softs Williams sits in garage
vivid rock
sinful kiln
Jacques Villeneuve talking about Ricciardo. wow 
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tranquil tapir
ferrari are back
tranquil tapir
can we get Jacques every week
high cedar
vivid rock
his car is "not in an electrically safe condition"
they are wearing rubber insulated gloves and who ever f1tv has sent to the pit lane just said they are wearing their fancy leather gloves
vivid rock
high chance for a vsc if the marshalls cant catch the groundhogs
atomic egret
Any use watching practices?
or just highlights?
highlights it is
Oh no, lil marmot!
vivid rock
they were pretty boring
max's car was fucked
Track wasnt declared wet
stewards must be fish because it was wet
high cedar
But the track was not declared wet
candid pebble
But the track was not declared wet
thats literally what he said
high cedar
thats literally what he said
Yea totally skipped that line by bad
Just looking articles 30.5 is massive
Each part of it has a letter going up to O some of those even have multiple points
atomic egret
FFS, why is fucking Danica there?!
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sinful kiln
vivid rock
well f1tv is debuting Laura winter on commentary, shes a good presenter and isnt a nutcase like Danica
vivid rock
Mclaren using all their hards before the race hmm
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Max reporting strange steering
vivid rock
mclaren not using their hards up, just scrubbing them
atomic egret
Okay, what kind of bizarro world is this? Perez 1st?
atomic egret
Phew, Mr Moon trimmed that timeline
wraith stratus
Zhou has fucked it into the wall again 
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vivid rock
thats gonna be a red if hes stuck
warped cave
Again
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vivid rock
bet its going to take them ages to get the car back despite being at the end of the pit
sinful kiln
its 🟢 again 
vivid rock
does that mean hes out for the rest of the session?
surely they can just wheel him down the pit lane haha
sinful kiln
yeah he is out for the rest of the session. he left the car so
atomic egret
Many unhappy boys today
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Alonso P1 
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Danny Ric P2 
atomic egret
Fuck yes, we're getting a repeat a decade in the making!
sinful kiln
interesting Danny Ricc on mediums and Alonso on hards is still faster
Stroll back to P3 
i bet Chrissy going to be happy 
40-60% chance of rain tomorrow
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atomic egret
Alonso's spidey sense just went off
vivid rock
danny ric heard Jacques Villeneuve and woke up
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Hold up
sinful kiln
Florida man P1 
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Florida Man P1 
atomic egret
on softs
thorn topaz
Vesti 
sinful kiln
We like Veti more than Kmag? 
thorn topaz
What did they put in Florida Man's drink bottle?
trim girder
im just tuning into this weekends fun, i first i though did they put Max in Perez's car, but then i see Perez down in 19th 
vivid rock
Red bull washed
thorn topaz
Jos is about to commit murder
vivid rock
Danny RIc cleaned and ready
wraith stratus
Danny fastest RB driver
thorn topaz
Mclaren dont look half bad either
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thorn topaz
Logan ffs lmao
At least Latifi isnt there to hit the poor groundhogs
Hes killed quite a few of them
vivid rock
protected speices, except when they get sucked in by the downforce
atomic egret
Yuki tantrum incoming?
sinful kiln
albon hit the wall? 
wraith stratus
Albono has fucked it into the wall 
sinful kiln
trim girder
good tank slap
trim girder
did Newy leak some specs to merc 
sinful kiln
what year is it
2024
vivid rock
and the 2nd redbull is nowhere to be seen the world is healing
wraith stratus
Sorry are we back in 2016?
late agate
How is that rear wheel still on lol
vivid rock
ok max calm down
atomic egret
That name tag can not be very aerodynamic
sinful kiln
our guy Stroll P2
vivid rock
our guy Stroll P2 <:PagMan:819143970663694357>
wraith stratus
LeChair “we are extremely slow” 
vivid rock
Charles doing his best to not swear then ha
sinful kiln
oooof max hit the wall
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Max tapping the wall
atomic egret
I hit a little bit the wall
sinful kiln
ferrari slow today
trim girder
2hr 30 till Q?
wraith stratus
So anyone able to make sense of this practice session?
sinful kiln
2hr 30 till Q?
<t:1717876800:R> yeah
trim girder
atomic egret
Wish I could stay awake. Oh well.
candid pebble
Twitter
sinful kiln
going to be traffic issues
vivid rock
https://x.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1799524475282596063
i want Yuki to do an Oscar
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Sainz
sinful kiln
our guy stroll P1
thorn topaz
Good shit Lando
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Lando 
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Stop the clock
vivid rock
Dannys not washed
thorn topaz
What is Checo doing lmao
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Checo 
sinful kiln
close stroll 
thorn topaz
Stroll you fucking idiot
warped cave
Perez?
vivid rock
Checo has secured that 2 year extension he'll do what he wants now
thorn topaz
A buyout clause would be spicy
vivid rock
Still dont get the rush to re-sign him
9 times out of 10 hes a perfect partner to max, its just the 1 out of 10 times he fucks up to the extreme
wraith stratus
Perez going into the pits
sinful kiln
piastri? 
trim girder
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Gasly in p2 with the tractor
thorn topaz
Windowlicker P1
sinful kiln
Stroll p1?!?! @candid pebble !!!
vivid rock
James vowles has contacted ocon after monaco
sinful kiln
James vowles has contacted ocon after monaco
i hope they get sainz instead
thorn topaz
Lando took P1
sinful kiln
Lando 
sinful kiln
Florida man P6
vivid rock
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Perez out
sinful kiln
Albon P4 
vivid rock
ok alex
thorn topaz
Good fucking shit Alex
vivid rock
do red bull have a take backsies rule within 30 days
thorn topaz
I bet RB are thrilled that they signed Checo for 2 more years 
vivid rock
Rain expected for q2
candid pebble
Canada is always fun
vivid rock
Start of q2 dry rain in 24 minutes
late agate
Why just why, would they re-sign him
wraith stratus
Why just why, would they re-sign him
To keep max happy
late agate
No way Max would be happy with no help
candid pebble
that and maybe they tried other options but it didnt work out
vivid rock
hahahaha
tranquil tapir
Imagine if max wins and goes fuck this im out at end of season
wraith stratus
No way Max would be happy with no help
Max wants to stay number 1 in that team, checo let’s him do that
warped cave
very few drivers that would be able to beat max
late agate
Max wants to stay number 1 in that team, checo let’s him do that
Again, he doesn't get any help. Dude has to carry the whole team. There is no way Max is happy about that
vivid rock
Max wants to stay number 1 in that team, checo let’s him do that
You would have to be a grade A moron to not have Max as the number 1
trim girder
looking wee bit moist around
sinful kiln
Canada is always fun
candid pebble
<a:aPES2_Wave:552223735139139594>
?
sinful kiln
you missed something great in Q1
wraith stratus
Pastry 
trim girder
Max's queue merge getting looked at? 
tranquil tapir
Merc engine looking good here
vivid rock
Danny unwashed again
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Max 
candid pebble
you missed something great in Q1 <:SMILE:714863995034664980>
not really no, Stroll being on 1 for 10s because of track evolution isnt anything note worthy
warped cave
Williams 
trim girder
ferrari pit crew hired at williams this weekend?
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Rain in 9 minutes
sinful kiln
florida man P5
vivid rock
whos faster, one dutch boy or the rain
sinful kiln
one dutch boy 
vivid rock
max might not be safe if everyone behind him gets another run
sinful kiln
Sainz 
dawn siren
LMAO
sinful kiln
both ferrari out 
trim girder
Sainz out <:omegalul:893646678081556480>
practice for racing for williams next year
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sinful kiln
mossy bramble
Hahahahahahahahah
thorn topaz
Fucking hell
warped cave
Sergeant 
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Ferrari are back
sinful kiln
our guy Stroll made it to Q3
dawn siren
Stroll > Ferarri confirmed
high cedar
dont mind me having a party
sinful kiln
Stroll > Ferarri confirmed
@candid pebble did you see this?
mossy bramble
vivid rock
ferrari only team that didn put new softs on
candid pebble
<@336233201846583296> did you see this? <a:PauseChampies:1229182618210275450>
if you ping me again for this kinda stuff, i will dungeon you
high cedar
ferrari only team that didn put new softs on
classic
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Johan
sinful kiln
mossy bramble
Rip
candid pebble
like it never was funny so please stop
tranquil tapir
So we expecting a merc front row lock out or a mclaren getting between 2 of em or max to pull a mast lap out his butt
high cedar
alex p1
warped cave
Perez
vivid rock
no rain? 
mossy bramble
Yuki new contract pole coming
warped cave
Bit windy now
vivid rock
Danny ric washed
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Merc v McLaren v Max
vivid rock
i dont wish crashing on anyone but damn if that last turn took strolls wheels
Danny Ric temp not washed
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No way
vivid rock
oh my god
vivid rock
Russell gets pole because he set it first
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But Russell gets it cause he set the time first
late agate
DANNY
mossy bramble
Danny ric top 5!?
high cedar
soo close
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Danny Ric
vivid rock
only the 2nd time
candid pebble
vivid rock
atleast thats what f1tv just said
wraith stratus
Yeah only happened once before
honest cipher
Actually happening on the second though, that's gotta be a first
As in two times to the exact second
vivid rock
Max when he gets pole 😐 Max when someone he raced with growing up gets pole 😀
tranquil tapir
Odds on george taking both out first corner lol
vivid rock
hes going to channel his inner Bottas
candid pebble
he doesnt need to channel anything considering his nickname
honest cipher
I just hope for another McLaren win
If McLaren comes out of tomorrow with the most points of all he teams, I'll be very happy
vivid rock
he did the thing
wild wigeon
how many car parts will be ended by the end of the first lap?
vivid rock
Twitter
high cedar
fair
vivid rock
Jacques though has been constantly shitting on Daniel since like 2019 and just refuses to accept that he was good in his renault stint
dusky harbor
Jacques talking shit and then he puts it in p5 danny you cheeky cunt
atomic egret
Oooh, that's cool. The race should roll right into the broadcast of the PC Gaming Show
wraith stratus
Just seen a live stream of the Porsche Cup race at Montreal, its throwing it down and its chaos Gonna be an interesting race today
vivid rock
80% chance for rain in the race window including thunderstorms
could be redflagged if its a heavy downpour
high cedar
Fun...
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thorn topaz
Oh boy its fucking pissing it down in Montreal
woeful dawn
Wet race 
normal hill
The grid walk on F1tv is horrible
woeful dawn
🫡 🇨🇦
sinful kiln
MAX , norris , lewis
wraith stratus
In the rain at Canada anyone can win tbh
candid pebble
not all cars will make it to the finish line
lofty hearth
so who's going to bin it first?
thorn topaz
That never happens in Canada Chrissy
wraith stratus
so who's going to bin it first?
My money is on stroll, KMag or Florida man
normal hill
Haas on the wets
mint hollow
15 cars to finish only
thorn topaz
Brand new surface, broken drainage, and a lot of rain. Losts of chaos inbound
finite sun
Stroll bins it on the first lap
mint hollow
Stroll bins it on the first lap
We can only hope
finite sun
Yep
mint hollow
A gentle love tap
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finite sun
exciting
mint hollow
“Gentle”
thorn topaz
Its lights out and away we go 
mint hollow
Twitchy bum time
sinful kiln
good start
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Clean start
thorn topaz
Jorj is the only one able to see anything
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KMag is flying on full wets
finite sun
Both Ferraris struggled in the hairpin
thorn topaz
Oh god. Kmag made up places
Terrorism inbound
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Heavy rain incoming now 
finite sun
fast af boiiiiiiiiii
mint hollow
Nobody hurt my bby Lando
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I’m stressed
This is fun
lofty hearth
Hulk podium possible
finite sun
Nobody hurt my bby Lando
Have you informed Stroll and/or Sargeant of your wishes?
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KMag in 5th
mint hollow
Have you informed Stroll and/or Sargeant of your wishes?
I threatened them should be goog
vivid rock
Haasterplan what a genious
finite sun
I threatened them should be goog
Good work
thorn topaz
Haas actually made a solid decision. Wtf is this
mint hollow
I love a wet race
honest cipher
Haas with the brilliant gamble
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4th
vivid rock
Kmag making it look easy
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Hulk up to 8th
lofty hearth
gasly and perez made contact on lap 1
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Lechair strange problem with the engine
lofty hearth
charles engine problems
finite sun
Engine might blow up, keep pushing!
mint hollow
Aria is loving this race
finite sun
She knows whats up
thorn topaz
Of course she does, Danish godfather after all and Kmag is zooming
Shes a bright one
thorn topaz
Very wise
lofty hearth
classic florida man
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Florida man fucked it
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lofty hearth
lewis has locked up
warped cave
GDI Florida man
lofty hearth
and fernado has a big moment
warped cave
thorn topaz
Welp Kmag's wets are ded
mint hollow
Twitchy
thorn topaz
o7 you dickhead
finite sun
kek
mint hollow
Im like 10 second behind
vivid rock
what even is that pit
finite sun
Dont need tires
warped cave
How to undo your strategy
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Danny Ric noted for a false start
mint hollow
Plenty of love taps
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Hulk now leading a massive train
sinful kiln
Haas train 
warped cave
Magnussen catching up to that train
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Danny Ric 5 seconds for false start
finite sun
Penalty for Ric
finite sun
They dont need to do much for that
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Hulk finally pits
sinful kiln
good pit for Hulk
warped cave
Norris catching top 2
lofty hearth
max makes a mistake
finite sun
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Max goes wide
sinful kiln
max
lofty hearth
penalty for danny ric
lofty hearth
lando p2
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Go on Lando!!
finite sun
Already in Jorj's gearbox
mint hollow
That’s my boy
lofty hearth
lando p1
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Lando P1 
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Good shit Lando
finite sun
Russell down to third
thorn topaz
Latte boy fucked it
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that’s a bit dangerous George
mint hollow
Oooof
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That rejoin
mint hollow
That was dodgy
warped cave
Osama Bin Russell
mossy bramble
Ya bad re entry for sure
vivid rock
lando just needs to build the gap up get a cheeky pit for new inters for the rain ha
wraith stratus
Rain in 3 minutes
vivid rock
i see they gave Alonso the giga wide setup
wraith stratus
Aye Canada is always a good one
lofty hearth
those inters on George are basically dead
honest cipher
As it so often rains
vivid rock
lofty hearth
yellow flag
honest cipher
Like with Ham a couple years back
finite sun
Think most are turning their inters to slicks at this point
lofty hearth
florida man again
vivid rock
This lando Dominance is just going to bore fans...but im going to enjoy every minute of it