this race is still boring as fuck
#🏁Motorsports
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Yeah all it shows is that Ferrari would dominate instead if max wasn’t around really 
vivid rock
Watch Ferrari fuck sainz in the pit
dusky harbor
Yeah all it shows is that Ferrari would dominate instead if max wasn’t around re...
thing is ferrari is incompetent and would make it exciting
where as max is robot
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True Ferrari would fuck it up somehow
vivid rock
Kmag has licked the stamp
thorn topaz
McLaren found quite some pace
dusky harbor
lots of different tyres
vivid rock
thorn topaz
Lando is zooming
dusky harbor
you'd think this race would just solidify how good max is driving atm, but nup its the car
atomic egret
Silly Mr Moon
thorn topaz
Gasly under investigation for crossing the pit lane exit line. What a shocker 
candid pebble
again
thorn topaz
Yep
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5 seconds Gasly 
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kek
lmao Brundle finally noticed that Perez lost all pace
Meanwhile Lando keeps putting in fastest laps
atomic egret
thorn topaz
lmfao those Ferrari fans in clown gear
Very happy for Carlos. Hes basically got this in the bag. Very impressive considering the entire surgery thing
Oi Lewis get on iRacing. Join Max for some chaos
dusky harbor
oh ffs sainz
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Alonso is doing a good job keeping Russel behind him
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Russell fucked it
atomic egret
Wonder if Wiseguy has met Alonso and given him tips on being wide
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VSC
dusky harbor
LOL
thorn topaz
LMAO
atomic egret
OMFG
thorn topaz
Fucking hell, parked it on the side across the track
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Yeah
late seal
He was moving after the car crashed
thorn topaz
How the fuck do you even manage to park an F1 car on the side?
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Sainz wins 
dusky harbor
god that crash would of livened the race up about 20 laps ago
dawn siren
Ferarri didn't fuck it
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Good shit Sainz 
thorn topaz
Lando putting in a record of most podiums without a race win
dusky harbor
lando sucks
thorn topaz
That Merc is absolutely fucked jesus christ
dusky harbor
so
atomic egret
Weird to see cars still driving by with people on the track
dusky harbor
oh wasnt that big
late seal
Yeah, Russel really fucked that turn 
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Yeah car just tripped on its own wheels
thorn topaz
Shame for Russell, but yeah. Impressive way to park it on the side across the track
Thats a new trick up their sleave
Good shit Sainz though
McLaren had good pace as well
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Yeah good day for McLaren as well
warped cave
Singapore flashbacks for Russell
thorn topaz
kek, pit wall had to remind Sainz of the Smooth Operator bit
atomic egret
That official trying to steer Carlos
late seal
Tsunoda in 8th 
thorn topaz
Merc fans in the mud
atomic egret
GUNTHER!
thorn topaz
Post race interviews by Günther 
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Gunther 
vivid rock
Gunther haha what a guy
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Merc fans in the mud
"DOUBLE OVERTAKE BY ALPINE" 
vivid rock
He's not interviewing him he's just having a chat haha
dawn siren
merc fans been in the mud since Abu Dhabi 2021
thorn topaz
Sharl doesnt understand a word Günther says lmfao
late seal
Now I want to see what Sainz does inside a RB next year 
atomic egret
Why wouldn't he be allowed to keep it?
thorn topaz
No Lando, dont break it
Drivers usually are given the opportunity to order a copy. They dont keep the actual trophy usually
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Why wouldn't he be allowed to keep it?
Sometimes the teams keep the drivers trophies, depends what’s written in their contracts
atomic egret
Thas shitty
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But yeah what Krischen said I think they can request for copies if they want
thorn topaz
Thats how Max got his WDC trophy iirc
Its not the actual one, thats at Milton Keynes
The one he casually had on stream on a few occasions that is
kek Colapinto got DSQd from the F2 feature race
And Bottas is off to the Stewards for the wheel nut incident
wild wigeon
The one he casually had on stream on a few occasions that is
just a small flex that
dusky harbor
The one he casually had on stream on a few occasions that is
Is that the one that just sits ontop of the redbull fridge
atomic egret
Hmm...
thorn topaz
Yes Kiwi
thorn topaz
kek, Sauber got a €5k fine for the wheel nut they dropped
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There it is
The decision document is 2 pages 
thorn topaz
Oh. Johnny Herbert was a steward. Alonso was never going to get away with that kek
vivid rock
Death race enthusiast Johnny Herbert
infamously complained about f1 being too safe after Romains crash
thorn topaz
He was the driver steward lmao
vivid rock
or it might have been Landos crash at rainy spa he complained
loses his seat but wins races anyway
late agate
Was it last year or the year before someone also got a penalty for brake checking?
high cedar
Accidentally slept through the race but have seen the results what the hell happened
vivid rock
dusky harbor
I now feel sad max retired
Penelope (Max's girlfriends daughter) came to her first race apparently 
trim girder
good sunday morning to wake up to and watch a race. Max out early to be with his daughter, Ham out, Sainz win, Ferrari didnt fuck it for once, Mcl 3/4, Kick actualy managed a pitstop.
vivid rock
the world is healing
high cedar
So who is signing Carlos next year
late agate
If Merc doesn't idk wtf they are doing
vivid rock
i can see him going Red bull
high cedar
Yea seems to be doing better the Charles despite having surgery the other week
atomic egret
good sunday morning to wake up to and watch a race. Max out early to be with his...
You lie. They lost their nut
atomic egret
good sunday morning to wake up to and watch a race. Max out early to be with his...
Just looking at pictures of him with her, he seems like a 1000% better dad than Jos
high cedar
its about time they stored the tear offs in the car
atomic egret
Ocon had trouble with one too
vivid rock
just Ted things
dusky harbor
what the fuck
vivid rock
its his birthday and he insisted on the f1 tradition of getting pied with a cake ha
dusky harbor
Thats kinda odd it looks lile shit
Also side note, doesnt redbull have an upgrade coming to japan 
wild wigeon
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vivid rock
Also side note, doesnt redbull have an upgrade coming to japan <:peepoSmile:7565...
i read it was their only upgrade this season and its the sidepodless one
vivid rock
just heard Georges radio from the crash hes instantly calling for a red flag and is absolutley terrified because hes in the middle of the track
high cedar
Just seen it why did Alonso get a penalty was nowhere near him
high cedar
Hmm for breaking checking essentially...
Not sure that's particularly fair
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As a fan of both drivers I'm not sure if the penalty is justified
Gunther makes a good pundit though
normal hill
vivid rock
vivid rock
i know @thorn topaz is subbed to him its only a few quid a month i think
thorn topaz
I am
high cedar
Ohh god he broke down what is there to meltdown about
They are not the brakes on max's car
dusky harbor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVvJ9V216Z4
this
BUUUT THENNNN
also hes bringing the bath tub back, fuckin oath
atomic egret
Hmm.. Helmut calling Yuki "mature"
vivid rock
and a few articles about Liam Lawson getting a seat as early as may have popped up
atomic egret
I'm gonna cry
restive inlet
It's so fake 
sinful kiln
danny going to beat nyck? 
restive inlet
New Zealand paper says Australian driver to be replaced by a kiwi. They dream for this shit
sinful kiln
liam score points last year. it makes sense. but we dont need to check how many points he scored 
restive inlet
But on one hand if this is somehow actually true I would love my ass off mostly because @dusky harbor was hyping him up for the RB seat
But the part that says Liam has a chance of being in the RB next to Max next season kinda susses me out
sinful kiln
i guess that would be the dream to be in a top team.
tranquil tapir
Twitter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3TbXqw5moo Bottas is 100% aussie, dude did a huge burnout in a Ute when this video started 
vivid rock
dusky harbor
But on one hand if this is somehow actually true I would love my ass off mostly ...
That ship has flown my friend, ric hasnt put in performances this year that allow him to stay on the grid, let alone get to redhull
vivid rock
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thorn topaz
Relating to McLaren Unboxed ^
high cedar
Potentially red bull as well
And maybe the Williams one but that never came out last year either
As I have just been discussing with others fuck drive to survive
honest cipher
I'm calling it being Verstappen/Sainz in Red Bull and Tsunoda/Lawson in RB next year
As much as I love Danny, I can't see him getting the upper hand in Yuki this year, he's just not comfortable with that car
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Agree, most logical line up for RB teams is the above for next year atm. As much as I take the piss out of Danny's recent races he's a great guy to have around F1 and he's a good laugh, but he needs to start scoring some points and beating Yuki if he wants to stay around
sinful kiln
maybe 
in a red bull? 
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candid pebble
maybe <:chadalonso:1081974334941306991> in a red bull? <a:SMILEYFACE:6963602331...
no
tranquil tapir
high cedar
everyone was screaming it should have been a red flag but i dont see that diffrence it would have made
sinful kiln
The video you are trying to watch cannot be viewed from your current country or location
finite sun
Sky can fuck off
normal hill
This is probably the same: https://youtu.be/G4GZNerRenA?si=fJWKeLd8bquSWgj6
sinful kiln
scary stuff. good thing he got the new in time 
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👀
sinful kiln
TIL MotoGP is one year older than F1.
2024: MotoGP will visit 17 different countries for a second time, this year with the dictatorship of Kazakhstan as a new addition to the calendar.. nice. F1 should write something similar 
wild wigeon
in other motor racing news jimmy broardbent is gonna race in the Nürburgring 24 hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOPdS7si97E
high cedar
They did pretty well in what ever the series they did last year is called
Also former Jimmy teammate Geordie is racing in British GT this weekend
wild wigeon
i think it is still the NLS but in a different class
wild wigeon
and of course- please no punterino
vivid rock
https://youtu.be/AfmKYoL3oG8 Its no Carrot in a box but its good enough
normal hill
Aston Martin makes offer to poach Newey from F1 rival Red Bull https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/aston-martin-makes-offer-to-poach-newey-from-f1-rival-red-bull/10593044/
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<@228205644774113280> , <:WHATEVERYOUSAY:1071035246436438056>
i dont think theres enough aero in the world to make sir lance alot not shit
atomic egret
I don't see Newey wanting to finish his career at AM. Maybe Mercedes or Ferrari, but not AM
sinful kiln
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/1brju3w/f1_vettel_confirms_conversations_with_wolff_for/ F1: Vettel confirms conversations with Wolff for Hamilton vacancy vettel making a comback but in a merc? 
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vivid rock
the title is so clickbait ha
hes confirmed hes talked to his friends in f1 including toto thats about it
trim girder
i doubt Toto would hire vettel, he wouldnt do anything to his adopted son Antonelli 
high cedar
I will silently rage
tranquil tapir
I'd love to see vettel back and would be able to market it with German/british drivers again
high cedar
Think he's done with F1 now unfortunately
Might see him in endurance more that would be nice a seb and mick endurance team
wild wigeon
has memories when vettel would get shat on the regular at ferrari for s🅱️ innala
trim girder
trim girder
So if they are turning every f1 track to "street" does that mean in moto gp they'll try to make everything like IoM TT style? 
sinful kiln
interesting idea
normal hill
vivid rock
https://twitter.com/PHortonF1/status/1774606043001315447 F1 might aswell call it off now, we know they dont like wet races
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sinful kiln
@vivid rock ,maybe our guy florida man can make a goatifi this year. @high cedar going to like that 
wild wigeon
<@228205644774113280> ,maybe our guy florida man can make a goatifi this year. ...
unless albon strikes again 
high cedar
british gt weekend?
Yea
vivid rock
finite sun
Only said yes to being in Fortnite because they put Roscoe in 
warped cave
probably because they're not "his" talents. Danny is Horner's fav and Yuki is there because of Honda
sinful kiln
yeah
sinful kiln
wild wigeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXl1658Qg4M itv's goodbye montage from 2008 
atomic egret
Gunther joins Instagram..
vivid rock
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sinful kiln
https://twitter.com/wbuxtonofficial/status/1775714071633129844 no spare chassi for williams this weekend again. hopefully they dont crash or something 🙂
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vivid rock
apparently a few teams dont have a spare
sinful kiln
apparently a few teams dont have a spare
interesting
vivid rock
Japanese fans are S tier always
wild wigeon
apparently a few teams dont have a spare
for a good chunk of 2009 brawn gp didnt
atomic egret
https://twitter.com/SMitchellF1/status/1775724957508452463
Breaking my heart. He was going well before that crash and the wrist. I can't help but think he's lost some of the movement there and it is hurting him
sinful kiln
Oscar Piastri´s comment 
wild wigeon
damon hill is part of the sky f1 team this weekend...... as a studio based pundit!
wild wigeon
must be the chassis 
i mean two fp1 crashes in consecutive weekends 
atomic egret
They have no.spare until Miami either
wild wigeon
to be fair brawn gp didnt until a third of the way through the season in 2009
atomic egret
B&W for Hulk for crossing pit ljne
atomic egret
Oh yeah. I always forget that Japan is the only 8 track
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Florida Man will not take part in FP2
atomic egret
PractiRain
sinful kiln
sinful kiln
Horny 
thorn topaz
O hai Horndog
thorn topaz
Yeah Toto cancelled his other stuff to attend the weekend
That cherry blossom is quite nice
sinful kiln
lewis is out on track 🙂
atomic egret
Spinny cam
sinful kiln
stroll got new stuff on his car and alonso get his stuff tomorrow 
atomic egret
Yay, Dangy second!
sinful kiln
high cedar
Can Williams stop crashing in fp1 then getting nothing out of fp2 .....
Thanks
sinful kiln
i guess you should have a talk with comrade logan about the crashing.
high cedar
It's not just Logan Alex crashed as well
They are 1 each on that chassis maybe it's cursed
vivid rock
you can really get anything on amazon
high cedar
what about an umbrella the size of Suzuka so it can be dry
at least McLaren did not send out an email with a Japanese sign in it saying something inappropriate ......
high cedar
There is more to that
Was more didn't realise how far over he was going over the crest of the hill
lofty hearth
Seems to be a running trend that the second Williams driver forgets where they are on circuit around here
sinful kiln
trim girder
need a merc fan in the background to fall over on the reveal 
atomic egret
For nooow
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atomic egret
Aww, what a cutie
thorn topaz
Doesnt look like theres much rain in the area, should be good for FP3
atomic egret
🟢
thorn topaz
Still odd not to see Günther on the Haas pitwall 
Ayao has been doing a fantastic job though
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KMag
atomic egret
Looked like an unsafe rejoining too, someone was just going into the turn when he went back on
thorn topaz
Danny god damnit
atomic egret
DAngy...
thorn topaz
Williams looking quite shit today. Both drivers reporting having zero confidence in the car lmao
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Isn’t that just a normal weekend for them? 
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Happy Birthday Pastry
atomic egret
Anyway...
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Norris Zooming 
thorn topaz
RB destroying wing mirrors today
atomic egret
All doned
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Time to nap for a bit 
sinful kiln
sinful kiln
McLaren's Oscar Piastri reacts to jetman accident at the Austrian Grand Prix. Spielberg, July 2023.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEbGwEru4o8 ze video ..
atomic egret
Oh, it was Austria. I thought it was Austin
sinful kiln
atomic egret
MUSIC!
sinful kiln
@wraith stratus stop napping 
thorn topaz
Get up @wraith stratus
sinful kiln
kmag first out 
atomic egret
🟢
sinful kiln
kmag with purple times
atomic egret
Bloody hell, Ruzzal
late seal
Classic
atomic egret
hahaha
All three Aussies into Q2
That's some real PR speak to defend what Jorj did
Sounded nothing like what actually happened
trim girder
would be refreshing if they were blunt, "why did he queue jump" "fuck knows, hes the driver, im on the wall, figure it out crofty" 
sinful kiln
norris purple time 
candid bone
sinful kiln
YUKI
vivid rock
Danny washed again
atomic egret
Don't make me get the knife
sinful kiln
@atomic egret look at the bright side. you still got piastri in Q3
charles still in pit
atomic egret
Chances of Chair Chairing it on an empty track?
trim girder
"where's that half a second" .. gestures broadly towards Newy
atomic egret
That looked wide for Jorj
sinful kiln
mm
trim girder
either way, hes fucked the middle
atomic egret
I'm starting to enjoy cheering for Zains
sinful kiln
Once again Carlos is faster of the Ferrari
sainz is the best ferrari driver
atomic egret
Danny should move up if Jorj gets the penalty he should for that unsafe release
sinful kiln
new RPM video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4dMKXyx7U
finite sun
Another banger from RPM 
atomic egret
I am calm!
trim girder
app-pen-dick-e-dus
vivid rock
Ted with the sly dig at the horndog on the start of his quali Notebook
"Hope your sat down with your coco pops"
sinful kiln
Stroll is better than alonso in two corners
sudden plaza
Current queue to get a shuttle to the circuit
atomic egret
Wait, how is it possible that there are roller doors with no graffiti on them?!
Fake news
sudden plaza
One of the cleanest places I’ve ever been to
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atomic egret
Back to sleep! 
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trim girder
laughs in nightshift. you cant control me 
i work on 4 hour sleeps. im up now, watch f1, nap till 2pm then work. ez
lofty hearth
I'm actually awake for this race
sinful kiln
sudden plaza
At least it’s probably cool for all of you. It’s roasting here at the circuit
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Yeah it looks warm out there
sinful kiln
anything new about the weather? will we get some rain?
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Oh nice your in the main grandstand 
sudden plaza
Yeah got a great view of the final corner and the alpine to haas garages
Can’t wait to see sauber bottle their pits up close
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sinful kiln
atomic egret
Almost missed music
sudden plaza
Enjoy the race guys I’m going to dip and enjoy it
atomic egret
Did anything come from Jorj's unsafe release?
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5k fine
atomic egret
Bah
atomic egret
Hope you got the sunny
sinful kiln
formation lap
atomic egret
Defrag tyime
trim girder
Ant saying Max wont have that much of a lead as perez has almost matched him in laptimes over the weekend .. 
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thorn topaz
Lights out and away we go
atomic egret
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
lofty hearth
Crash
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lofty hearth
Albono
sinful kiln
albon?
lofty hearth
Noo
thorn topaz
Albon ye
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Red flag
sinful kiln
dannny ricc
atomic egret
Noooooo
late seal
Welp
lofty hearth
Welp there goes another Williams chassis
high cedar
trim girder
danny forgot how to use a steering wheel?
sinful kiln
Yuki outperforms danny again 
atomic egret
Yuki almost swiped Dangy
sudden plaza
Thank god the tires fell between them
lofty hearth
Well at least max hasn't driven off in the distance thanks to the red flag
sinful kiln
danny hit albon and took out both?
trim girder
his on board, he looked into his left mirror to see Stroll on the racing line, corrected, didnt see albono on his right rear
atomic egret
Welp, back to Minecrafting
sudden plaza
Albon clipped rics back right
trim girder
Yuki just built diff. others - rests on the pitwall divider. yuki - slavic squat ON the pitwall divider 
atomic egret
I was bout to say, yuki getting Russian
Yeah, Yuki squeezed Dangy into that situation
Look at all those baby trucks!
sinful kiln
pretty cool
lofty hearth
Standing restart confirmation
sudden plaza
I’m about to jump every catch fence to get one of those cooling vests it’s so hot
high cedar
Why do I bother getting up for this race
sudden plaza
Cause fast cars go vroom
sinful kiln
Why do I bother getting up for this race
florida man going to score some points today 
sudden plaza
With a worse chassis too
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trim girder
florida man going to score some points today <:SMILE:714863995034664980>
didnt know they gave pts for crashing
sudden plaza
Albon should be leading that now
sinful kiln
didnt know they gave pts for crashing <:PepeLa:928779008513028159>
if florida man crashes. will they have a car for the next race?
high cedar
Depends if they damage the chassis
sinful kiln
sure its two weeks until china
sudden plaza
if florida man crashes. will they have a car for the next race?
No. New chassis doesn’t come till Miami
trim girder
they'd use the f2 chassis, just as fast
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sure its two weeks until china
Yeah it’s two weeks
sudden plaza
They can just Frankenstein parts of each chassis onto each other and hope for the best
sinful kiln
which driver will drive? feels like its every other race each driver crash now.
sudden plaza
Logan just to send a message then he intentionally bins it cause of how they are treating him
sudden plaza
Fuck it give the reserves a chance now
sinful kiln
who is williams reserve driver?
sudden plaza
Have no clue
trim girder
get on the emergency hotline to merc and ask toto for his son
sudden plaza
Take Ollie from Ferrari
trim girder
imagine gets Ollie, and he scores more pts in one race in the williams than Floridaman over the season
i found footage of Skeptic entering the circuit
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Ham on hards 
sinful kiln
both merc on hards
high cedar
Ferrari strategy
sinful kiln
trim girder
asking Ham to manage a tyre to 1stop on hards .. 
i give it 15 laps "bono!"
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high cedar
Why put me on the hards man
lofty hearth
Gasly has apparently hit ocon
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Pit stop?
sinful kiln
bottas in the pit early
sinful kiln
Pit stop?
most have done that
bottas switched from soft to hard. i assume hulkenberg did that too..
trim girder
yea hulk on hard
high cedar
Everyone is going to pit it's just going to be another long race sat on the hards
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Russell with vibrations 
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Florida Man with the overtake
sinful kiln
@high cedar florida man did a move 
high cedar
Took a few attempts gasley was blocking a few times
sinful kiln
our guy stroll P9 
candid bone
zhou retiring
sinful kiln
weird?
lofty hearth
Can't have a bad stop if the car isn't running for Zhou
candid bone
thorn topaz
rip Zhou
sinful kiln
zhou with gerbox issue 😦
candid bone
yea
sinful kiln
that yuki move
high cedar
Another place for Florida man
sinful kiln
florida man P11
atomic egret
Is that feed from F1tv?
candid bone
yea
atomic egret
Wish I could actually watch the races on F1TV in Australia so it would be worth it to get
high cedar
Well transcribed from f1tv in multi viewer if you listen to the live timing page you can hear what they say
sinful kiln
Lando 
high cedar
Wish I could actually watch the races on F1TV in Australia so it would be worth ...
F1 TV access gives you radio as well which you should get
candid bone
Wish I could actually watch the races on F1TV in Australia so it would be worth ...
I managed to use a VPN to US (im in Ireland) to subscribe using my iphone.
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Lando making moves 
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Perez overtake through 130R
candid bone
Don't want to pay for a VPN
fair enough. I do need to use it every race to actually watch it
high cedar
asking Ham to manage a tyre to 1stop on hards .. <:LULW:608784297477931169> i gi...
Called it
sinful kiln
sainz
trim girder
lofty hearth
Plan B with Plan A tyres for Charles apparently
high cedar
Lewis going to turn into Yuki in a minute
thorn topaz
Ocon lmao
high cedar
Alpine being told to push
sinful kiln
stroll P12
atomic egret
uh oh, Bottle
sinful kiln
yuki happy 
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that was chaos in the pits
candid bone
thorn topaz
Windowlicker noted for a pit lane infirngement yeah
high cedar
Wait is the pit lane the other way around
lofty hearth
Classic Stroll
atomic egret
Stoll noted
sinful kiln
poor stroll 
lofty hearth
Into the gravel goes Charles
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LeChair 
thorn topaz
Charles ffs you muppet
candid bone
tyres must be gone
thorn topaz
McL going for a another undercut kek
trim girder
at this point Sainz is probably like he glad he's off
lofty hearth
To be fair to Charles those tyres are ancient at this point
thorn topaz
And to no surprise, said undercut didnt work for Mcl
candid pebble
that was a very odd move
thorn topaz
Yeah, but hey. Norris got Jorj in the end
candid pebble
maybe Norris used his tyres up too much, but he kinda has to end it on thos eand that will be tough
sinful kiln
yuki 
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Stroll under investigation
candid bone
nothing for stroll
sinful kiln
nothing for stroll
candid bone
perez's fastest lap is almost 1 sec faster than the next fastest lap by any driver
high cedar
Perez is quick this week
thorn topaz
Smooth one from Sainz that
oof. Lewis lapping 2 sec slower than Alonso and Pastry lmao
That Merc really is a bit shit kek
Not a great stop either. Lewis cant catch a break
high cedar
Team LH will want to name and shame that mechanic
atomic egret
WAAAAAH
sinful kiln
yellow flag 
lofty hearth
Logan is off
thorn topaz
Florida Man
wraith stratus
Florida Man
sinful kiln
@high cedar
high cedar
Fuckkkkk
atomic egret
hehehe
thorn topaz
Dusty boi
high cedar
Yay
thorn topaz
Florida man out on softs. Brace for impact
trim girder
high cedar
P10 is ours
thorn topaz
sinful kiln
sainz overtake charles 
thorn topaz
kek, Ferrari are giving no fucks. Basically told Sainz to go catch Charles
high cedar
kek, Ferrari are giving no fucks. Basically told Sainz to go catch Charles
Probably regretting the decision
thorn topaz
Of all the drivers to get sacked, they really fucked up when they sacked Sainz yeah
sinful kiln
sainz in drs range 
thorn topaz
Granted he will 100% get a new seat
atomic egret
I'm really enjoying cheering for Zains
wraith stratus
Sainz
thorn topaz
Good shit Sainz
wraith stratus
Get that man a seat
thorn topaz
I could see Merc do a switcharoo with Sainz tbf
sinful kiln
stroll overtake
thorn topaz
But then again, there is Toto's pet project in Antonelli
sinful kiln
mm
wraith stratus
Stroll
thorn topaz
Stroll lmfao
sinful kiln
our man
lofty hearth
Stroll slightly annoyed
thorn topaz
Can you pls repeat that aneurysm
atomic egret
What the fuck was that?
thorn topaz
RPM will love that
atomic egret
Sounded like he was crying
high cedar
Is that a good thing or a bad thing can't tell by the way he spoke
thorn topaz
I doubt the Aston pit wall knows Guru
atomic egret
How odd that that speed has Alonso in 6th
lofty hearth
Russell closing towards Alonso and Piastri
sinful kiln
Is that a good thing or a bad thing can't tell by the way he spoke
maybe they did 
candid bone
is Lance okay?
high cedar
Charles getting pitty vote
sinful kiln
wow russell 😮
thorn topaz
Osama Bin Latteboy almost murdered Pastry
sinful kiln
is Lance okay?
candid bone
Alonso could do the funniest thing ever right now
trim girder
break check again?
candid bone
thorn topaz
Oh ffs Pastry
trim girder
oh he finished? anyway.
candid bone
lovely race
sinful kiln
yuki points
trim girder
right, back to bed 
lofty hearth
And no minute long stop for Kick Sauber
sinful kiln
yeah big improvement for them
atomic egret
BaH. How did Chair get DotD over Zains?
high cedar
Pity
sudden plaza
The rush to get onto the track
atomic egret
but for why?
sudden plaza
Most went to yuki’s garage
vivid rock
sinful kiln
vivid rock
high cedar
in fairness they have a point they don't normally listen
candid pebble
i mean Ham is yapping a lot
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Kvyat in the mud
atomic egret
I heard that during the anthem and wondered if it was her or a random kid
Damn, lucky photo!
sinful kiln
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKjOC05W0AAne-W?format=jpg&name=large i wonder if they forgot to tell danny ricc they are taking a picture or he choose not to show up? liam lawson and ayumu iwasa is there
vivid rock
Since the last F1 race in china
Lewis Hamilton had 5 Championships
Ricciardo was just starting his Renault stint
Verstappen had just 5 victories
Robert Kubica had just returned to F1
and of course the main one
Sainz and Albon still had their appendixes
high cedar
A few drivers will have never raced here or not for a very long time and totally different cars with one practice session
vivid rock
sinful kiln
normal hill
normal hill
I’m a happy chap this season (so far…)
sinful kiln
high cedar
https://andretti-global.com/news/2024/04/andretti-global-opens-new-facility-at-silverstone/ Andretti are keeping going with f1 related plans
for now though the plan is maybe move formula e in and maybe a WEC team https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/andretti-planning-f2-and-f3-entries-to-promote-us-talent-to-f1-team/10597214/
fervent merlin
anyone watching e sports F1 ? or is this the place to post this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3c7IZnluww&ab_channel=FORMULA1
f1 is certainly interesting when all the cars are equal and its down to skill and set up only 🙂 and qualfying the difference between 1st and 20th is about .200 seconds
high cedar
Totally not watching on the Williams watch along as they make up 13 places to get a 2nd podium of the day
fervent merlin
race wasa mess but fun lol but kick cars doing well hahaa my emersion.
high cedar
race wasa mess but fun lol but kick cars doing well hahaa my emersion.
Alpine still shit though
That's just a normal Esports race other than the safety car that was weird
fervent merlin
its down to who has the most money to get the best players in the car Jarno got scrwed this time and cgame crashes cause problems it abi hard.. the game should of restarrted but online games are so hard to compare to real life racing.
high cedar
its down to who has the most money to get the best players in the car Jarno got ...
In some ways yea but it's also who has the experience as a team being in these events and who has the right engineers and team managers. The game shouldn't have restarted due to tech issues it's the same as a real car breaking down if I remember correctly in the last race jarno wasn't doing that well anyway
sinful kiln
candid pebble
that ends some discussions
sinful kiln
yeah 
wraith stratus
thorn topaz
Until 2026 so far. Option for more
honest cipher
im still thinking Sainz to Red Bull, Lawson replacing Rcciardo
especially now that alonso is gone
I think Merc would go for Vettel comming back over taking Sainz
which is dumb
atomic egret
I just don't think Seb WANTS to come back
vivid rock
He's said if the cars right he'll come back
atomic egret
Well, that answers the question. It's Merc
vivid rock
The one interview I saw he said also depends what drinks in the can as a metaphor
late agate
https://x.com/F1/status/1778740055818817937 AU start is back
Twitter
vivid rock
guessing the bahrain money deal to be first race has expired ha
sinful kiln
start a bit later next year compared to this year
vivid rock
looks like spa is ruining the summer break ha
normal hill
guessing the bahrain money deal to be first race has expired ha
It’s because of the Ramadan
vivid rock
ahh that makes sense
normal hill
vivid rock
contract length is apparently a large stumbling block
sinful kiln
candid pebble
i mean they would be dumb if they wouldnt negotiate with him especially with his most recent races
sinful kiln
honest cipher
looks like spa is ruining the summer break ha
yeah thats odd, spa and hungary are like in the middle of two summer breaks
3 weeks either side of both
vivid rock
Guess they truly want to avoid rainy spa ha
vivid rock
sinful kiln
https://i.redd.it/5cs4zj1ps9uc1.jpeg our man Stroll in the lead 
high cedar
You can't overtake if you are in a good position in the first place
sinful kiln
do you see maxi on the list? 
atomic egret
I'd say a lapping is an overtake
high cedar
For me an overtake means you actually have to do a move going past someone under blue flags or while they are in the pit is not overtaking
normal hill
sinful kiln
its also sprint weekend at 03:00 UTC 
atomic egret
RAWE CEEEEEEEEEK!
trim girder
its also sprint weekend <:uhsHappy:1199053155984494592> at 03:00 UTC <:moon2SUF...
ooh, also called skip week.
sinful kiln
ooh, also called skip week. <:kinamaBed:681976497904418865>
yeah. but the quali and race is at 07:00 UTC (09:00 CEST) bit better than aus and japan Sprint quali at 07:30 UTC.
atomic egret
Light weight
normal hill
sinful kiln
Stroll with a rolling contract
trim girder
it just states: is he still shite, if yes: Renew
sinful kiln
@trim girder what do you mean shite? did you miss this #1025426194616823868 message . do you see max here? i dont think so.
trim girder
anyone can stack overtakes when the car can drive past back markers after you going mowing the circuit grass 
normal hill
Stroll with a rolling contract <:nikezAww:1091173181513015367>
A strolling contract 
atomic egret
Wish he would roll his contract out of the paddock
vivid rock
dusky harbor
How the fuck has the grass caught alight?
sinful kiln
And stroll p1 the fuck?
my man
sinful kiln
Williams got through free practice with both chassis intact <:Pog:81891627025838...
and florida man not last
even above merc drivers 
atomic egret
I missed a fire?
sinful kiln
yes
sinful kiln
sprint qualify <t:1713511800:R>
atomic egret
Since I'm taking the train to Sydney tomorrow, cheesecaking tonight!
sinful kiln
going to visit the opera house?
atomic egret
Nah, going to finally give my neice her Xmas presants
sinful kiln
high cedar
atomic egret
Kayo skipped the fucking MUSIC?!
high cedar
You got kayod
sinful kiln
cloudy today
atomic egret
Oh no, Rosberg
high cedar
Oh no, Rosberg
Hmmm
sinful kiln
Oh no, Rosberg
rosberg the youtuber?
sinful kiln
60% chance of rain
high cedar
You sure it's raining George and not sweating
sinful kiln
bottas p1 
high cedar
Few Haas based chicanes
sinful kiln
yuki? 
atomic egret
Poor Alby
high cedar
Well.... Shit
I'm definitely cursed every time I watch Williams live it goes shit
And track is on fire again
atomic egret
What the hell?
sinful kiln
more fires 
atomic egret
high cedar
I presume very dry grass and something hot coming off the cars
sinful kiln
yuki 
atomic egret
Yay, Dangy beated Yuki
14 minutes to water possibly
"is there something abut Chinese grass?"
Sigh, Ted
holy traffic jam
sinful kiln
high cedar
Waits for penalties to come in for that
high cedar
Oh no, Dangy!
Normally service resumes
atomic egret
shuddap
high cedar
You could just insult Williams who lost 10 places since practice
atomic egret
I didn't watch practice
high cedar
And bottas
sinful kiln
our man stroll is out too
atomic egret
Rain on the outside of the visor, tears on the inside
both Hass' with delta investigations
sinful kiln
nothing happen with those delta investigations. why do they even have it?
high cedar
As a deterrent that doesn't work
sinful kiln
high cedar
Lechaire
atomic egret
Chair chaired it
sinful kiln
high cedar
The barrier
sinful kiln
pretty exciting
high cedar
Who ever gets the most drift points Gets pole
west jewel
Both Sauber in SQS3 
sinful kiln
perez P1
high cedar
Max getting all the deleted times
sinful kiln
bottas P2 
high cedar
What the hell is happening
sinful kiln
rain
high cedar
Plus painted track
sinful kiln
max
atomic egret
Max gonna start 10th
sinful kiln
alonso
west jewel
Track Limits
atomic egret
How do they decide who is ahead if there are multiple no times? SQ2 times?
sinful kiln
lewis p1
sinful kiln
norris p1 
atomic egret
Cmon Bottle!
west jewel
Any more TrackLimits
atomic egret
HA!
high cedar
Oh no people are going to lose their shit
west jewel
Noris
high cedar
Especially team LH
sinful kiln
Norris
west jewel
TeamLH not Happy
wild wigeon
Sprint started
atomic egret
I want fire
trim girder
i haz wafflez for quali 
sinful kiln
nice 
thorn topaz
Yuki without DRS
sinful kiln
stroll P4
thorn topaz
Albon that was a bit cheeky
sinful kiln
haha yeah
thorn topaz
Ah yes, Window licker doing his thing
sinful kiln
interesting to see bottas at P3
trim girder
VB
sinful kiln
albon p4 
sinful kiln
good lap 
thorn topaz
Oh Yuki's DRS is fixed
trim girder
its an RB car, it'll break again soon 
thorn topaz
Bring back the flappy DRS upgrade
sinful kiln
the one with duct tape?
thorn topaz
That shit was hilarious. Been a while since I've seen that many people on both sides malding over the same thing
Yes exactly Johan
Or the Perez branded bird killing rear wing
Poof
Pigeon is no more
trim girder
"taken steps" to stop grass fires .. so they finally watered the cicuit grass
sinful kiln
norris
thorn topaz
Good shit Lando
sinful kiln
yeah
thorn topaz
kek, Williams doing some domestic terrorism
sinful kiln
logan 
thorn topaz
Hang on, Hulkenberg P4
sinful kiln
Stroll P8
trim girder
Rus kicks Ham
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Rosberg in the mud as well
sinful kiln
perez 
sinful kiln
that florida man spin
trim girder
Totto: "god i cant wait till he's gone and we have talent again in the 2nd seat" - probably
trim girder
cant wait till sky accept Merc is a shitbox this season .. 
atomic egret
Is Quali still going? Waiting for the train home
thorn topaz
Yes
trim girder
q2 just started
thorn topaz
10 mins left of Q2
atomic egret
Okay, cool. How are the skies?
thorn topaz
Cloudy but 0% risk of rain
Well, smoggy
Hulk Stroll Ric in the top. Stop the clock
trim girder
weather: China
thorn topaz
Having spent a month in China, that is very accurate
That Sauber is not half bad here
Bottle P6
Sainz LMAO
sinful kiln
sainz
thorn topaz
What the fuck was that
Red Flag as expected
Ohh he dipped a rear tyre into the gravel and his gearbox overtook him
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Well this could spice things up for Q3
At least he got going again so red hopefully isnt too long
atomic egret
Oh no, not Saints Carlos
honest cipher
ngl Hamilton is definitely more likeable now a couple years after his dominating period
Im still not a fan but certainly dont hate him as I did when he was winning, he seems to have dropped his ego a lot
he had a chuckle in his interview for qualifying 18th and thats definitely not something that would have happened a year or two ago
quite looking forward to him and Lec next year
west jewel
mclaren
trim girder
Rb, a wide bus, Mcln, good front of the grind 
honest cipher
lets go McL
west jewel
100th Pole for RB
atomic egret
Business as usual, I assume?
high cedar
Whats happened to Yuki this weekend
candid pebble
I mean he is second to last what do you think happened
high cedar
I mean he is second to last what do you think happened
Well he has been doing much better in previous races
Is my point
vivid rock
hes getting further and further into the edge lord territory now
he cant complain about getting demonetised when he does intros like that
vivid rock
atomic egret
Hmm.. first Red Bull pole at China in 09
atomic egret
biiiig boy
wild wigeon
no brundle i guess
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Nope Craig
atomic egret
MUSIC~!
thorn topaz
The chinaman incident probably didnt sit well with the Chinese GP organizers or Sky kek
sinful kiln
crash in the first corners?
lofty hearth
I made it in time
thorn topaz
Kmag why the fuck would you start on hards?
atomic egret
Defrag
trim girder
guess he wants a hard race
dawn siren
if max gets passed turn 1 how much he winning by?
trim girder
if max gets passed turn 1 how much he winning by?
"yes"
dawn siren
I agree
past*
english is fucked
idk which one is correct LMAO and I'm american... our shit is fucked bro
trim girder
he has a bus just behind him, he's gone before turn1
dawn siren
yeah I feel like Perez is in "get second" simulator this season.
lofty hearth
Alonso P2
atomic egret
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
sinful kiln
alonso 
trim girder
gg grats to max on another win
lofty hearth
Not unless a brake fire happens again 