Idk if max wins 7 titles in a row if someone is at least within a second or two every couple races
#🏁Motorsports
mossy bramble
But the only chance people have is if he has mechanical issues or makes a big mistake is boring to watch.
wild wigeon
isnt newey repored to being more road car focused now
vivid rock
Newey is more yacht focused these days
and hes the 3rd highest paid after max and Horndog
maybe even paid more than the horndog
wild wigeon
the man could ask for a blank cheque and get it in any racing team in the entire world
wild wigeon
maybe even paid more than the horndog
more than the ceo - which is christian?
vivid rock
Wouldnt suprise me, Adrian Newey is that damn good
plus RB have been cunning with Horndogs wage he gets very little from the f1 team but gets more from the engine side that isnt technically f1
restive inlet
isnt newey repored to being more road car focused now
I believe this has been done on paper to reroute his massive salary away from the F1 cost cap
vivid rock
Top 3 wages dont go towards the cost cap usually drivers and TP depends whos on more Perez or newey ha
restive inlet
RB most likely has some high end staff on big wages too
😉
So able to free up a spot by moving Newey down is great for them
finite sun
bruh lmao
restive inlet
trim girder
he just wants to work with Ham 
high cedar
Twitter
warped cave
Max to Mercedes it is
restive inlet
Sooo, Max was was enjoying some iRacing at 4AM Saudi Time <:KEKW:109071845650622...
Max woke up and decided to play some more iRacing it seems 
warped cave
i mean the race is at like 8pm local time anyway
thorn topaz
F2 feature race time
restive inlet
i mean the race is at like 8pm local time anyway
Yeah but hes nolifing iRacing in his hotel room on a laptop and controller
thorn topaz
And Barnard stalled on the formation lap start kek
finite sun
Stalled for the formation lap lmao
thorn topaz
And 2 DNFs already
finite sun
Wanna see what happened
high cedar
finite sun
Typical f2
Something was wrong with the Invicta car
He just dropped it
10 second stop go penalty for incorrect starting location, dayum
vivid rock
Yeah but hes nolifing iRacing in his hotel room on a laptop and controller <:KEK...
doesnt he have a rig in his drivers room
restive inlet
doesnt he have a rig in his drivers room
Max said he was in his hotel room and he only has a laptop and controller so idk
sinful kiln
F2 P3 and P4 wow. 0.031s between them 
finite sun
Drag race to the line
vivid rock
The times saying that the woman who accused horndog was suspended for tampering with evidence and that the WhatsApp messages either all of them or most of them are fake as they didn't include the auto capitalisation at the start of messages ha
but then theres another saying they have give her a milli severance
mossy bramble
thorn topaz
Look who is back in the paddock 
atomic egret
Unfair advantage, now he weighs less!
warped cave
Yuki already under investigation for unsafe release
for the installation lap
Twitter
high cedar
Yuki already under investigation for unsafe release
Will be a fine if anything
No grid walk 😞
atomic egret
Is time?
atomic egret
That was a shitty comment. "Hopefully no team orders"
high cedar
Sky for you
atomic egret
What horrible music
candid bone
Ready to go
high cedar
Ohhh
atomic egret
Who would prefer F1 Kids?
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
trim girder
Bear survives lap1 since hes next to stroll
atomic egret
MUUUUSIC!
candid bone
trim girder
restive inlet
Who would prefer F1 Kids?
Probably kids and their parents.
high cedar
high cedar
Who would prefer F1 Kids?
Team LH it's at the level of sense they have
candid bone
Who would prefer F1 Kids?
It looks fun
atomic egret
Defrag time
wraith stratus
Gasly with a gearbox problem 
sinful kiln
restive inlet
wraith stratus
atomic egret
Par for the course
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
candid bone
trim girder
atomic egret
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
restive inlet
Gasly box box
late seal
Gasly retiring the car 
trim girder
Bearman goin at it
finite sun
Bearman bringing that F2 driving to F1
sinful kiln
max already with a 1s lead 
finite sun
Norris gonna get slapped for that
wraith stratus
Perez 
sinful kiln
stroll P9 
wraith stratus
stroll train
restive inlet
Train conductor Stroll
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Stroll 
late seal
Bruh
finite sun
lmao
sinful kiln
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sinful kiln
not stroll!!!! 
vivid rock
atomic egret
wraith stratus
Full SC
sinful kiln
so sad 
high cedar
Stroll did a stroll
wraith stratus
Fucked it into the wall 
Max & Perez in
Lechair
Everyone In pretty much
Norris leads
sinful kiln
Norris P1 
wraith stratus
Only Norris, ham and Zhou didn’t pit 
finite sun
what a radio message
restive inlet
sinful kiln
hahah
wraith stratus
restive inlet
"No I'm in the fucking wall" - Lance Stroll
wraith stratus
Can you bring it back
sinful kiln
Stroll just amazing 
trim girder
cam angle making stroll look like hes sucking thumb behind the wall 
warped cave
he tik'd the first wall and then tok'd the second one
vivid rock
how hard have they fucked lando by not bringing him in
late seal
cam angle making stroll look like hes sucking thumb behind the wall <:KEKW:67223...
Brazilian commentators said that he is hiding from his dad 
restive inlet
how hard have they fucked lando by not bringing him in
Waiting on the penalty 
wraith stratus
how hard have they fucked lando by not bringing him in
Probably hoping for another SC or red flag later on
For a free pit stop
vivid rock
bearman going for the dive
wraith stratus
Albono 
sinful kiln
wtf kmag
finite sun
Wait, you didn't turn on phasing?
candid bone
finite sun
FIA on a normal one
wraith stratus
Someone just woke up the FIA
trim girder
Stroll had to knock on the door since he crashed out
wraith stratus
It’s ok it will probably get thrown out by the president anyways 
restive inlet
Max in the lead again all normal
sinful kiln
if michael masi was back. things will be desided way faster. just in a very few laps 
trim girder
Kmag complaining he has floor damage .. then maybe dont run Albono into a wall ?? 
wraith stratus
Bearman
restive inlet
No further action on Norris
finite sun
restive inlet
???????????????
wraith stratus
late seal
Huh
vivid rock
probably because he had such a shit start after he jumped
sinful kiln
wow. zak paid FIA? 
wraith stratus
Like I said thrown out by the president
wraith stratus
Perez 5 seconds
restive inlet
His wheel was over the line almost before lights went out
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KMag 10 seconds
trim girder
"has to stand stationary for 5 mins if he comes in" .. thats some pen there crofty
vivid rock
these stewards are on some of the good stuff
finite sun
yup
sinful kiln
10s seems a bit much for kmag
restive inlet
F1TV commentary is really confused too
vivid rock
they realised they fucked up so gave landos 5 to kmag
finite sun
Did they get into Oreos stash?
atomic egret
Doubt that drop bear would let thme
warped cave
I mean 5 seconds for ruining someone's race is always been a very light punishment
atomic egret
Bearboy had a look
finite sun
Love watching Piastri trying to catch Hamilton when Bearman and Hulk are fighting
atomic egret
Timing tower being weird
wraith stratus
Bearman
atomic egret
Well done, Bearboy
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Kmag with another 10 second penalty
candid pebble
finite sun
fuckin what? Rough race for Kmag
sinful kiln
Kmag with another 10 second penalty <:OMEGALUL:464240452787240961>
kmag is the new ocon?
vivid rock
k mag might aswell just retire ha
sinful kiln
trim girder
nah with 20 sec, he'll still be ahead of Ric
atomic egret
nah with 20 sec, he'll still be ahead of Ric <:kappa:726794197734260758>
Cmon Pastry
finite sun
The colors on the camera on the outside of T2 are weird
10 SECONDS FOR THAT????????
What a fucking joke
vivid rock
im going out on a limb saying these stewards arnt going to be asked back ha
atomic egret
Is that a different orange from last year?
vivid rock
nah turn 2 just turns them red guessing they have a red light around it
wraith stratus
Ham being reported for moving under breaking
vivid rock
"Probably a 10 second penatly" palmer with the bants
finite sun
^
sinful kiln
yeah 10s pen for hamilton 
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Lechair
vivid rock
guess they weren't wrong guessing that the red bulls are nearly a second a lap faster
warped cave
I mean last year people were gladly taking the 5 seconds penalty for overtaking off the track because the benefit was bigger than the punishment, so now they raised the punishment
finite sun
Good effort Albon
sinful kiln
Florida man is not last 
finite sun
I want to make a joke about an Alpine still being on track but Ocon is ahead of him
vivid rock
i see why they are giving Kmag the penalties
i dont think theyve told him he has 20
finite sun
Same
trim girder
"keep at it" more 10s pens inc?? 
vivid rock
or they have told him and hes defending like a lion
sinful kiln
kmag drs train 
warped cave
yeah his race is done anyway, might as well help Hulk as much as possible
lofty hearth
is Danny Ric no longer last?
candid bone
bottas been last for 9 laps
sinful kiln
vivid rock
finite sun
Nice dive from Albon
restive inlet
What is this? Haas actually having a decent strategy?
candid bone
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Haas 
vivid rock
Guenther is rolling in his grave
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Pastry 
trim girder
too much butter on the pastry 
trim girder
Lando asking for softs
didnt know it was raining
candid bone
he was
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Pastry
sinful kiln
5.1s pit for bottas
restive inlet
Lewis softs too
lofty hearth
5.1s pit for bottas <:nikezSuffer:1022580639637180577>
so a fast stop for bottas then
wraith stratus
Alonso 
atomic egret
Does that mean Alonso is a gentle kisser?
trim girder
sounded like he was smiling when he said "little kiss"
vivid rock
thats a bad pit
sinful kiln
4.1s norris 
vivid rock
did f1tv just say antony joshua is a sir
candid bone
looks like the back right slipped in the mechanics hands
atomic egret
Has Max lapped the slowies yet?
trim girder
Rus, Bear, Norris, Ham 
sinful kiln
Has Max lapped the slowies yet?
no.
sinful kiln
oh yeah bottas!
wraith stratus
Zhou p10
vivid rock
that mclaren on the turns makes up so much
candid bone
sinful kiln
soon max will lap Danny Ricc 
trim girder
maybe ric will get max to repeat the ram into the rear
wraith stratus
Norris weaving
atomic egret
sinful kiln
im thinking about voting for kmag 
trim girder
Ric, for not being last
candid bone
f1 production team on one with these radio messages
trim girder
real vote thou, probs going to Bear
candid bone
black and white for norris
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Zhou
atomic egret
vivid rock
NIIIIIICO
lofty hearth
classic sauber pitstop
sinful kiln
kmag in top 3 
atomic egret
Nicely cropped picture on the timing tower
candid bone
verstappen past florida man
trim girder
if bearman stays 7th, thats a massive job done for Ferrari in terms of Cons pts 
candid pebble
Sauber just fucking up today <:sadCat:787912269706559509>
"Today"
atomic egret
Looks like all the troll Mag votes were made early
that sauber going to be better soon
trim girder
"soon" aka 2025 
candid pebble
Just believe
sinful kiln
candid pebble
Not last is the goal
atomic egret
Oop, Mag fighting back
sinful kiln
our favourite guy Stoll could have made it to top 10 if he didnt hit the wall earlier 
wraith stratus
Ricc 
candid bone
late seal
Ricciardo washed
atomic egret
Nooooo
vivid rock
and people were worried the Vcarb was a carbon copy
atomic egret
Hell yeah, Bearboy
wraith stratus
Bearman
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Bearman
candid bone
he was trying for the fastest lap on the last lap there too
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finite sun
Good shit Bearman 👏
candid bone
candid pebble
our favourite guy Stoll could have made it to top 10 if he didnt hit the wall ea...
But would he be Stroll if he didn't
wraith stratus
Good shit Bearman 
sinful kiln
But would he be Stroll if he didn't
not sure.. 
restive inlet
Bearman already disagreeing with Ferrari strategy lovely
finite sun
He will fit right in
trim girder
Bearman and Ham '26, just for British Ferrari memes
vivid rock
<:COPIUM:956249341666934895> Bearman and Ham '26, just for British Ferrari memes...
charles would have to do something horrific for that, like snapping his spaghetti when boiling it
trim girder
quick someone sneak some pineapple when he orders a pizza next
warped cave
Bearman already disagreeing with Ferrari strategy lovely
nah, just talking about the ideal situation but that obviously wasn't possible with the safety car
sinful kiln
aus is like 5am CET 
wraith stratus
4am for me 
sinful kiln
japan 7am CET and china 9am CET
sinful kiln
i will be up for japan and china. aus it will be hard maybe.
wraith stratus
Looking forward to China being back, was always a decent race from what I can remember
finite sun
Same
I can already see the Danny Ric dive bomb on Bottas in the Top 5 battles of the Chinese GP video
atomic egret
Let's see if I can get some seep
finite sun
The two dudes on the left of the podium look hella awkward
wraith stratus
Nice trophy
sinful kiln
drop it 
finite sun
Ye
Looking like an actual trophy
It was a good one last week as well
Live stream bottle cam
Bearman 10th in the WDC lmao
trim girder
end of the season, bearman with more pts than apline and kick in WCC
finite sun
That would be fucking hilarious
high cedar
What's happening to Ricardo in the first few races
late agate
Just has no confidence in the car
high cedar
yea does not seem to be where he should be
late agate
During the race he said it just felt like he was floating and couldn't use whatever was the best setup because he just didn't have the any grip
thorn topaz
Hamilton did fuck his floor
high cedar
https://x.com/F1/status/1766560840679817353?s=20 i was wondering where the Ferrari engineers where this week they were being nice turns out they moved to Aston
Twitter
thorn topaz
Yeah the sensor in his box didnt work
high cedar
lucky
warped cave
Dont McLaren's sister company supply sensors to F1? 
thorn topaz
20 second penalty in that F1 Academy race for the winner for taking the flag twice kek
I find that a bit harsh
finite sun
lmao
fervent merlin
K Mag today found this lol
trim girder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sy6615toCA - holy shit Dacha44 is back
thorn topaz
Thats impressive
atomic egret
Poor Dangy
restive inlet
Rb did the same shit in 2021 with perez
Lmfao
Also just overtake if hes going slow 🙂
warped cave
they're more upset that he overtook off the track and then used the position gained from that to hold up everyone behind him
restive inlet
And they got penalised for that, you cannot complain about the outcome of that as the rules even say that the outcome of a rule break shouldn't dictate the penalty (example Silverstone Lewis/Max crash)
But if he slowed yuki by 2d surely Yuki had the pace to overtake a damaged! Haas
It's just how the sport goes 🙃
high cedar
The problem was he was going slower in areas where it's harder to overtake but then going fast in areas where you could
atomic egret
Which is stratagy
finite sun
Rb did the same shit in 2021 with perez
Sainz did it to win last year as well :p
vivid rock
he didnt break delta pace so he did nothing wrong
vivid rock
sinful kiln
Rb did the same shit in 2021 with perez
mixing up the teams? this is RB ( VCARB / alpha tauri ) who complaining about kmag.. 2021 was red bull racing.
restive inlet
mixing up the teams? this is RB ( VCARB / alpha tauri ) who complaining about ...
Nope! But are you trying to say VCarb would complain to the FIA if you swapped KMag with a RB car here? For all that I care about RB will always be backed by VCARB in whatever they can. This includes not going to the stewards when a RB impedes them 🙃 (Like Singapore 23)
vivid rock
atomic egret
Yay, more rumour mongering! Now they're saying the Thai owners want to fire Horner
atomic egret
How can the proposed Audi livery look so good while the Kick livery looks so horrible?!
vivid rock
Because ones a professional company and one has train and Aidan as the face of it
sinful kiln
How can the proposed Audi livery look so good while the Kick livery looks so hor...
kick livery looks good
vivid rock
just seen a an article suggesting elon musk is going to buy out bahrains share of Mclaren
and by suggesting i mean they mention he owns a mclaren f1 supercar haha
thats the tedious link they have and they expect people to pay them to read the article
high cedar
This is why you get your news from more reliable sources with less click bait garbage
vivid rock
it was the times so i was expecting a bit better ha
trim girder
mum owns a merc A class, shes going to buy out part of Merc F1
vivid rock
congrats on becoming a journalism
high cedar
it was the times so i was expecting a bit better ha
News papers/tabloids can't be trusted on Motorsport news
restive inlet
Or you need to actually read the article.
The Bahrians hired J.P. Morgan to find a Chinese buyer of their stake.
However Andy Palmer (Former Chief Exec of Aston Martin) and David Bailey (Professor of business economics at the University of Birmingham) two people interviewed by the times said:
Palmer is unconvinced that that is such a good idea. “A Chinese company would want to manage centrally from China. So there is the risk that McLaren would lose its autonomy.”
He and Bailey reckon McLaren would be wiser to look west. “Best-case scenario, who would you want McLaren to partner with on electric vehicles? It would be Tesla,” said Bailey. “It would give Tesla a top-end sports pedigree. It would give McLaren access to Tesla’s cutting edge electric vehicle technology. That’s a marriage made in heaven.”
Then the times end the article with
One thing seems for sure: if Musk was prepared to shell out for a McLaren when he was worth $22 million, buying the whole company now he is worth almost $200 billion might not be such a ridiculous idea.```
Which isn't their source nor reasoning but just the way they ended the article.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/815492f1-ea52-4412-a31a-67a7042aca06?shareToken=b2992354ea1795a6591ead650fd30747
Also it's more than the F1 team ofc
vivid rock
guess i have to find a better way around paywalls because none of that was in the ones i read ha
restive inlet
Believe it or not but Linkedin has become a gold mine for finding shared article links which go to the actual artile rather than the shorter one you normally get to without paying
Because companies believe that is a good solution 
I bet they also just used AI to "shorten" the orginial article
high cedar
Ah the classic this expert says this lets make it the headline
wraith stratus
Massa has filed a lawsuit today over the 2008 title https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/massa-files-lawsuit-against-fia-fom-over-2008-f1-singapore-gp/10586544/
high cedar
I'm not sure what he's expecting to get out of it he's not going to get the championship back
wraith stratus
I mean if he has evidence that the FIA and Ecclestone knew at the time that the crash at Singapore 2008 was deliberate and they covered it up, then he has a case. Most probably would result in just compensation though if he was going get anything out of it, but who knows 
high cedar
Yea he probably has a case but all he's going to get is maybe some compensation
But could also open a whole can of worms
normal hill
raven crow
Good chance this flight has a lot of F1 stuff on it
Singapore Airlines never flies into Avalon Airport
called it
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F1 Charter
vivid rock
just marko things
wraith stratus
Just Marko yapping 
atomic egret
Oop, Bearboy failed his driving test
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sinful kiln
Baah. i was hoping for driver transfer drama similar what we got with piastri in 2022. 
sinful kiln
that person looks different
fervent merlin
that person looks different
deleted it for now to get some claffications
tawdry loom
Twitter
wild wigeon
warped cave
5 am race for EU this week
atomic egret
Yay, a race at a reasonable time
normal hill
restive inlet
(Sound if you open it in browser)
But this man is unstoppable wtf
How does he event survive this
finite sun
bruh wtf 
outer token
"Max plays burnout" is an amazing title 
vivid rock
i read they were playing one with no damage he takes a hit and then 2 seconds later hes repaired
wild wigeon
https://imgur.com/a/uP8cVmn
ah the mainstraight at monza a certified portal of deth
high cedar
What a shit website so many pop ups I can't even read the BS
sinful kiln
Bye strolls!?
high cedar
Absolutely no source mentioned in the article other than paddock rumors most of its random waffle and talking about redbull
I will believe it more when it comes from a better source of news other than who ever formu1a uno is
high cedar
The F1 discord uses this as an idea for sources both the fan run F1 discord and indycar ban formula racers for tweeting shit from unreliable sources
Fastest pitstop also on the ban list
high cedar
Ah ok
Don't worry about it wasn't targeted at you
I mod a Motorsport discount and speak to other Motorsport mods all the time and these sort of sites and twitter accounts are the bain of our lives
warped cave
vivid rock
He's also been used on all the posters on Aussie with Danny and Oscar
dusky harbor
https://youtu.be/xVhRm0eJ4A4?si=8YJ8aXaC5gIj-bVE
Im very rich already
God love bottas now hes left merc
sinful kiln
wtf1 showed up in my insta feed.
high cedar
I spy with my little eye Cookie2 talkin shit bout Straya..
Where?
high cedar
I stalked your Discord
Ahhh
high cedar
https://youtu.be/xVhRm0eJ4A4?si=8YJ8aXaC5gIj-bVE
think hes gone full aussie and gone insane
vivid rock
atomic egret
Well, he is married to one
It'll be great when that kick shit is gone from the car so I can cheer for him
If only Zak would piss off, I could cheer for the three Aussies
vivid rock
Instagram
atomic egret
Oops, I forgot FP1 was at a reasonable hour this week. Better go to sleep
wraith stratus
1:30am Reasonable
atomic egret
Nice and noony
thorn topaz
Alarms set for shit this weekend. My poor sleep schedule I spent months on fixing is fucked isnt it 
A 4:45 alarm on a Sunday morning is not really something I want to, but gotta catch the race I guess
high cedar
No I'm not getting up at 1am for practice 1
dawn siren
fp1 at 8:30 PM are they back in Vegas? 
finite sun
No, they are upside down
atomic egret
You are all weak! This is the whole year for some of us
thorn topaz
Well this was a nice nap
atomic egret
Lookit those pretty black swans
wraith stratus
thorn topaz
Russell ffs
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Ham long break pedal as well
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Alonso 
thorn topaz
Fernando, this isnt a rally. Stop that please
fervent merlin
tsunoda pising on ricardo at his home GP LOLOLLOLOLO
I would love to se tsunoda get a chance like russell did and get to be in the redbull team for a race and see how he does
thorn topaz
Go on Lando
fervent merlin
waaa go norris
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Lando
fervent merlin
new soft tyres tho on a track thats getting mor and more grip
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Stroll 2nd 
fervent merlin
come race day he struggles for 17th.. imagine astin artin if they had 2 good drivers not daddies boy
fervent merlin
i cant watch it so wtf is russel dong as many are joking about him
thorn topaz
Albon parked it in the wall yeah
atomic egret
Oh Albo
fervent merlin
can he bring it home Kappa
thorn topaz
Cant get the steering wheel off either lmao
fervent merlin
fuckng strol can you bring it home from last race memes had me crying in laugther
wraith stratus
Same 
atomic egret
Imagine being that camera man
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Hamilton mowing the lawn
fervent merlin
Hamilton killed a ants nest.. that not very vegan of him
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Red Bull struggling a bit
fervent merlin
its the best car irs just sand bagging lol of all cars that have dominated redbull is easy mode... at least hamilton had to try to win his championships and had to compete
Adrian Newey OP
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Lando P1 
fervent merlin
i would love to have lando number 1 but the redbull car is just way to good compared i think even mazepin would get a podium
atomic egret
Ham and Max both hurting floors
wraith stratus
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no more running for him today
atomic egret
🟢
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Apparently Albono might have damaged the cars chassis as well and Williams don’t have a spare that’s not good if it’s true
Basically it means he’s out of the whole weekend if it is true
atomic egret
Williams don't have a spare tub if Albo fucked it
wraith stratus
Confirmed by Sky F1 Williams have no spare chassis, they are trying to repair albon’s now to save his weekend 
dawn siren
This might be Ferarri's weekend, can't wait to see how they ruin it lmao
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Lechair looking decent though so far 
dawn siren
I also assume RB are sandbagging their balls off
which is rude because everyone knows they have the best car by a mile
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Max 4 tenths behind 
dawn siren
Me thinks Engine at 90%
atomic egret
Florida wanting to get his car confiscated
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Lechair
dawn siren
now chair mowing the grass
a few people with lawnmowers today
Seems the wind is fucking the drivers in turn 1
atomic egret
Weekly Ham Boohoo begins
dawn siren
merc went back to the testing spec so I don't expect anything from them
Their fault for not trying to poach Newey going into these regs
atomic egret
Something is wrong with my computer. Lost two minutes over the last 20 of practice on the stream
wraith stratus
Well Time for some sleep 
thorn topaz
Twitter
dawn siren
lmao
high cedar
Well I'm happy I didn't bother watching F1
dusky harbor
OH DEAR
high cedar
Oh dear indeed
finite sun
Oh dear
west jewel
Time to Crash Logans Car too 
high cedar
Please no
sinful kiln
poor florida man.
atomic egret
https://twitter.com/McLarenF1/status/1771084542679388425
God dammit
sinful kiln
God dammit
vivid rock
Just don't be shit logan
high cedar
Just don't be shit logan
Well Logan cant be shit if he's not driving
sinful kiln
if logan outprefomed albon i guess logan would be driving this weekend. like Yuki does with this danny ricc guy.. i dont know why redbull want danny when yuki is so much better 
vivid rock
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Florida Man
candid pebble
if logan outprefomed albon i guess logan would be driving this weekend. like Yuk...
because Yuki is a hot head who throws away his talent
sinful kiln
because Yuki is a hot head who throws away his talent
maybe. but he would act different if he had a better car like RB-20 
candid pebble
maybe. but he would act different if he had a better car like RB-20 <:Smilers:69...
would he though
candid pebble
so this might be his last season since his contract is running out
vivid rock
does ford take over in 25 or 26
sinful kiln
they might want out with this christian horny situation
26 is the year when the new engine regulation happen
late seal
restive inlet
if logan outprefomed albon i guess logan would be driving this weekend. like Yuk...
I think atm it's neither
dusky harbor
Honestly i could see rb putting danny in for 25, if hes good, keeps going, if not, retirement dr
sinful kiln
perez doing pretty alright now the first two races. sure he did the same thing last year. i guess we will see closer to the summer break 🙂
normal hill
atomic egret
Oh piss off, Ted, he's already explained it
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atomic egret
MOOSHEEK!
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Happy birthday Albono 
atomic egret
Very nice helmet on Pastry
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Perez 
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Ham so slow on the soft
Alright for you guys I’m half asleep, although can’t complain I guess
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Well 4 because vegas at the end of the year is at stupid times
Which works out good for you guys
dusky harbor
Ah yeah true
Though tbh i do prefer eu times where races start at like 10 or 11, cause means practice and qualis are on when im at home
Where as today, i could go out and miss quali
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Yeah I prefer the US races for the same reason, much prefer to watch F1 in the evening so I can plan my days better
Ferrari looking fast again
atomic egret
Lewis Boohoo session
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lechair
atomic egret
Sainz naughty?
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practice start infringement
Probably just a slap on the wrist or fine or something
Time to take a nap before quali
atomic egret
I forgot a cheesecake
atomic egret
I'd doordash one, but I spent way too much money at costco this pay period
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Ferrari
thorn topaz
Jorj only P13. Thats less than ideal for Merc lmao
thorn topaz
Alonso
late seal
Let's go Alonso you old man
thorn topaz
Okay Sainz
thorn topaz
Good shit Albon
high cedar
Just don't bin it
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Red Bull only 2nd & 3rd
thorn topaz
Gasly ffs
high cedar
Alpine ffss
atomic egret
WOO!
late seal
Tsunoda still better than Ric 
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Ric lost his time
late seal
Lmao
high cedar
Poor Danny again
high cedar
Also crofty so busy waffling about lap times did not notice Zhou lost half a wing
candid pebble
i saw that coming, he was way out
late seal
Yup, Dani fucked that turn
high cedar
Think Danny and Perez have swapped and nobody has told us
Sky commentary is worse than normal
Wait ocon got into q2 thanks sky for even mentioning that
woeful dawn
Sky commentary is worse than normal
I’m gonna say jet lag but it’s not likely lol
candid pebble
Piastri is quick
woeful dawn
I see Ocon has managed to throw the brick into Q2
woeful dawn
Noice
atomic egret
I miss anyt6hing while I went to make popecorn?
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Not really Sainz is still quick that’s about it
Pastry put in a decent time as well
Merc washed
Tsunoda
Hamilton is out
thorn topaz
woeful dawn
Aussie Bottas out sadKEK
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Tsunoda fuck yeah
high cedar
The totally not a red bull is fast
Sky said mercedes could get pole they have been fast here before ....
atomic egret
No. Just no. Do not attempt to "speak like an Aussie"
candid pebble
i would be surprised if Sainz isnt on 1 at the end
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And Normal service resumed
candid pebble
the Germans think they gave Verstappen full power finally 
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Lando in 4th decent lap
thorn topaz
Good effort from Carlos as well, considering how recent his surgery is
thorn topaz
Twitter
atomic egret
Seems like normal business for Perez
thorn topaz
Pretty much
finite sun
That was an incredible save by Stroll in Q3 between T9 and T10
atomic egret
If you say so
late agate
Clearly Ricci just needs to be back in the Red Bull and then he will be good again
atomic egret
Leave poor Dangy alone!
trim girder
Max goes to Merc, and RB will still overlook Danny
vivid rock
thorn topaz
Red Bull apparently have their one and only upgrade package ready for Suzuka
The one that's rumoured to be the zero pod tribute act
vivid rock
high cedar
And people thought McLaren or Ferrari were going to get pole
lofty hearth
unfortunately I won't be experiencing the race live this time out, as I need to be awake for a Raid I will doing on Sunday
dawn siren
This is the worst part of the weekend to me, It's always so awkward...
dusky harbor
<a:PepeLaughing:853865649063198740>
Look, just retire danny
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dusky harbor
Only way id say he gets into rb next year, is if he gets points from p18, which not gonna happen
thorn topaz
Mood Kdog
thorn topaz
kek they are blasting Country Roads at the track
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vivid rock
Frank the tank conveniently barking at the wind 5 minutes before race start
dusky harbor
0.0s faster
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Hamilton already getting the excuses in
thorn topaz
His soft tyres arent gonna last long lmao
atomic egret
Defrag
dusky harbor
its always sunny during the gp
but when i go to melbourne its fucking wet
what the cunt
atomic egret
never been
dusky harbor
lewis got problems
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atomic egret
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
thorn topaz
Lights out and away we go 
atomic egret
No contact?!
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All very clean 
vivid rock
Danny is truly washed
dusky harbor
oh wasnt kao who knife reacted it
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P18
late seal
I'm still sad at how washed Danny is now
atomic egret
ta fuck
dusky harbor
wait sainz is in the lead after i go get my burgers
i cant wait til sainz's tyres are fucked in 3 laps time
atomic egret
Delivery or cooked?
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Max has smoke
atomic egret
err
late seal
Max is complaining about the car being loose but I also think Sainz was cooking there
thorn topaz
Max is a smoky boy
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He’s gone
thorn topaz
Hes done lmao
dawn siren
GG
thorn topaz
Its a new PU as well lmfao
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Max out
atomic egret
How long since his last DNF?
mossy bramble
Rip the streak
dusky harbor
brakes
dawn siren
WOOO
atomic egret
Two years ago
dawn siren
streak over
vivid rock
Oh damn
dawn siren
How can ferarri fuck this one now
dusky harbor
max was paying 23 bucks for first retirement too
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Ferrari v McLaren then
dusky harbor
FUUCK
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Yeah that’s fucked
vivid rock
He did run over same plastic when Carlos took him over maybe it sucked a bag in
thorn topaz
O jesus christ
dusky harbor
every merc fan has a stiffy rn
thorn topaz
That doesnt look good
dawn siren
if merc had decent engineers
vivid rock
Imagine Carlos gets more points then chuck this season
dusky harbor
the EU boys awake now? 
wild wigeon
welp at least jos is australias problem for the time being
dawn siren
hide the ex wives in Aus Jos is gonna be livid
vivid rock
Can't believe hornndog eating some Coco pops leads to max retiring in aus
atomic egret
Wow, that tyre pop
thorn topaz
Nice explosion Max
dawn siren
The woman accusing Horndog set this up Surely jk
dawn siren
Bro I swear you could be half the grid in that car and they would beat perez
vivid rock
Wonder how Ferrari will fuck sainz up
dawn siren
The gar is great, Perez is average
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Bottas
candid bone
“Verstappen in the pits”
dawn siren
car*
late seal
Bro I swear you could be half the grid in that car and they would beat perez
It could be Alonso in that car 
dawn siren
and the car was not made for him
atomic egret
ffs
candid pebble
Sauber
candid bone
Was it the same tyre guy last time?
candid pebble
Ric as washed as Kiwi
dusky harbor
fuck up chrissy
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Hamilton mowing the lawn at T1
dusky harbor
my mans already changed
max knows hes won the championship, hes so chill about this
vivid rock
That's just excellent race craft from Danny he knows kick sauber stake can't pit
candid pebble
Max will go do some Iracing
dusky harbor
max is like im gonna go stream cyas
vivid rock
Imagine there's screenshots in half hour of him doing a some races ha
dusky harbor
see, us aussies know how to put some good races on
slip bit of shit in max's brake duct, we got you guys
candid pebble
oh pls
thorn topaz
Ferrari moving to plan B
atomic egret
Sainz putting those couple of grams less weight to good use
floral ember
i have no sound atm - how hot is it there?
vivid rock
We actually might get shots of 1st place this race
atomic egret
see, us aussies know how to put some good races on
Wonder if Darth Masi is in the paddock this year
vivid rock
Wonder if Darth Masi is in the paddock this year
He was for quali
dusky harbor
Wonder if Darth Masi is in the paddock this year
should be, think hes still on supercars
vivid rock
He's in charge of Aussie v8s
thorn topaz
For all we know, Darth Masi might have thrown shit in Max' brake duct
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i have no sound atm - how hot is it there?
Like 20c
late seal
see, us aussies know how to put some good races on
The Aus race still is one of my favorites, but it is 1 AM 
atomic egret
WE, Checo?
dusky harbor
okay lets check twitter from merc stans
vivid rock
Max telling hornndog he needs some Coco pops before he jumps on iracing
dawn siren
Jos and Helmut compromised the brakes so they go to merc next year
vivid rock
Alpines having a nose bleed in 8th
dawn siren
Gasly still has to pit
thorn topaz
Oh no 
vivid rock
Carlos to RB next season
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washed
thorn topaz
Yeah hes basically racing in a van
vivid rock
Lewis truly washed
dusky harbor
imagine that
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Ferrari regretting next year
thorn topaz
I'd pay good money to see the F1 grid racing in shitbox vans instead of F1 cars tbf
vivid rock
Lewis it's toto I know it's a shit car but just drive it
thorn topaz
"Jeez that car is fast" Man has basically given up
candid pebble
i think Leclerc wont finish this race, he will bin it somehow
thorn topaz
Cant wait to get out of that shitbox and get into the Ferrari
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And Ham is out
dusky harbor
LOL
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Engine gone
late seal
Now that car is really fast
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Could be SC
thorn topaz
And its gone kek
vivid rock
Lewis going from shitbox with good straits to good car with shit strats
vivid rock
Can't believe max ruined Lewis car from the pits
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VSC
dusky harbor
giga alonso wins?
thorn topaz
Masi cant keep getting away with this 
dawn siren
Fernando locks up
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atomic egret
Baloomp is wentr
wild wigeon
i hope rpm makes a video on this race
thorn topaz
He 100% will
vivid rock
Danny ric gained more spots
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Yeah I think there will be
vivid rock
Not washed confirmed
wild wigeon
so how ham has #teamlh gone?
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Ocon smoking
vivid rock
Lol alpine
thorn topaz
lmao what the fuck was that Alpine
wild wigeon
Ocon smoking
engine surrendering?
dawn siren
The brakes are getting fucked at this track
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engine surrendering?
Breaks but it’s ok now
thorn topaz
kek, Chair getting told to back off and stay behind Carlos
atomic egret
Another casualty of tear offs
fucking stupid they don't have to keep them in the cockpit
vivid rock
Max on his way to start stream
thorn topaz
Hes already fired up iRacing more than likely
atomic egret
Max on his way to start stream
With Australian internet? Good luck!
Maybe he'll use Starlink
thorn topaz
Kao, I'm pretty sure F1 sorted out the internet problem for all their telemetry and shit like that kek
Just tap into that feed and thats that sorted
raven crow
I'd bet that each team has a multi gigabit connection
thorn topaz
For sure
atomic egret
starlink in Melbourne?
Is it too far south? Cause I know people in Newcastle are using it
thorn topaz
The amount of data those cars send out is quite a fucking lot
dusky harbor
okay russels car about to go boom
vivid rock
That RB even with latte having drs check gained .400 on him
thorn topaz
Osama Bin Russell living up to his name Kiwi
atomic egret
Maybe they'll put new boy straight into Perez' seat and skip AT
dusky harbor
bloke is coming
atomic egret
big bit of rubber on the road
raven crow
Is it too far south? Cause I know people in Newcastle are using it
nah, starlink isn't legally allowed to be used in Melbourne due to ACMA
vivid rock
James vowels showing he was right Albin in 10th
thorn topaz
Go on windowlicker, catch Russell
raven crow
good ol licensing
dawn siren
I swear he drives faster when Max isn't in the race for some reason
dusky harbor
he just dropped his gap from him and alonso from 3sec to 1.6
on the back side of the track
good lordy it is a rocketship
thorn topaz
Within DRS of Alonso now lmao
dawn siren
These past 2 years have been a big Newey diff
thorn topaz
Granted Alonso is being wide looking at his 11 sec interval kek
dusky harbor
why are we watching this midfield fight
i wanna see perez do alonso
thank you
holy fuck sky
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And Perez just drives past him
vivid rock
Watch him close the 11 second gap to 4th in like 3 laps
thorn topaz
Deploy the tearoffs
dawn siren
Carlos is living the max dream right now
wild wigeon
more deadly than stroll goatifi and massivespin combined
vivid rock
Danny ric with another place
Doesn't matter it was a pit lane overtake
He's not washed
dusky harbor
sooo perez, wheres the pace gone my dood
vivid rock
Used all his battery taking the young rookie Fernando
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And ric back to last place
thorn topaz
And back to last Danny goes lmao
atomic egret
Stop rubbing it in
vivid rock
Danny ric washed
thorn topaz
And Pastry got told to move aside and let Lando by kek
Australians are getting done dirty at their home race kek
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Rip the Aussies in this race
vivid rock
thorn topaz
Of course
dusky harbor
god imagine
vivid rock
Guessing it's an old screenshot but I won't let facts get in the way of memes
dusky harbor
yeah perez got no pace
thorn topaz
As per usual
dusky harbor
honestly, redbull might sign fucking sainz
mossy bramble
Sainz is awesome
thorn topaz
Man went from the Mexican Minister of Defence to the Mexican Minister of Disgrace
thorn topaz
What are they smoking on that Alpine pitwall? and where do I get some?
vivid rock
Social team knows they are shit so is just out danking everyone
dawn siren
Surely lechair has been saving his tyres
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Lechair pits
dawn siren
oh ok nvm
dawn siren
He's been spending them tyres
vivid rock
Time for Ferrari to activate clown mode
dawn siren
Oh he fucked perez hard there
late seal
Lmao he fucked Perez
dawn siren
Didn't even ask him out to dinner
thorn topaz
Cheeky fuckers
vivid rock
Hahaha
dawn siren
Perez almost lost it into 2 there
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Sauber again with the slow stop
dusky harbor
perez aint gonna do anything today
thorn topaz
Sauber ffs
dawn siren
He'll get 5th I reckon cookie
dusky harbor
does sauber not know this isnt refueling era no more?
vivid rock
Audi having buyers regret yet
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Ric P16
dusky harbor
"they race me so hard" vibes right there
thorn topaz
lmao
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Pastry mowing the lawn