🏁Motorsports

[thorn topaz]

Good save that from Pastry

[finite sun]

Some matrix shit

[thorn topaz]

Someone hide Stroll's trainer

[high cedar]

Im sure sausage curbs used to be there that would have been nasty

[thorn topaz]

I do wonder what the fuck would actually net you that increased fine limit of €1 million. Touching a competitor's rear wing is €50k, but €1 million? What would you have to do to net that?

[wraith stratus]

Probably some really stupid shit, doubt we will ever see anyone being fined the 1 mill

[sinful kiln]

https://i.redd.it/6i70obl7tbvb1.jpg

[thorn topaz]

o7 Kmag

Or you know, just give the FIA your first born

Plop Jan Magnussen in the seat. Nobody will notice

The former max fine was €250k for the constructor, but yeah now its €1 million for the driver lmao

[finite sun]

Maybe a driver completely looses it and sends their car into somebody else

[wraith stratus]

Yeah maybe, or something that is race ban worthy or assaulting someone etc..

But agin reckon it would have to be some really stupid shit to get a 1 mill

[sinful kiln]

how much was the fine for lewis crossing the track?

[wraith stratus]

50k

[thorn topaz]

25k suspended for next year that is

[finite sun]

Will having some fun with the Aston mechanics lmao

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

Albono

[high cedar]

Noo

Probably

[thorn topaz]

Ah yes soft runs are on

[high cedar]

Nevermind

God damm delays

[sinful kiln]

drive fast car in the pit lane fast and hit people on purpose? i guess it will be a more civil matter if that happen

[finite sun]

I'm thinking it would have to be for it to reach that high

[wraith stratus]

Max

Florida Man P3

[thorn topaz]

Okay Kmag, wtf was that

Haas what cheeky shenanigans have you done with that upgrade package?

[wraith stratus]

Haas looking decent

[high cedar]

Haas looking decent

Noooo

[sinful kiln]

Florida man P7

[thorn topaz]

Alpine looking kind of shit as per usual

[high cedar]

Normally service resumed

[thorn topaz]

Oh dear, Max is roasting

https://i.imgur.com/ZYFgVFD.png O no. Guess I have an RPM video to watch after practice is over

[high cedar]

getting this out already

[sinful kiln]

yeah. he started to use a new word because of the thing happening in Israel and gaza.

[thorn topaz]

I mean, this is peak RPM

[high cedar]

Im wondering how fucked strolls brakes are that they have given up on practice

Interesting channel....

[thorn topaz]

Dont tell us you havent heard of Rocketpoweredmohawk

[high cedar]

Only by you mentioning it

[thorn topaz]

Hes is by far the best F1 shitposter

[high cedar]

Not interested in all the drama and spreading hate

[thorn topaz]

Hes from up north, he lives in a shed and talks a lot of shit really

Its hilarious

Its all satire naturally

[high cedar]

Think I will stick to the southern guy who used to live in a shed

[sinful kiln]

yeah you shouldn't take him so seriously 🙂

[thorn topaz]

And yes, he has a mohawk

[wraith stratus]

Tsunoda

[high cedar]

Yea satire for sensible people but something for idiots to spread and encourage easily influenced people to be toxic

Who swears more Gunther or tsunoda

[finite sun]

Gunther

The difference is that we don't hear most of it

[thorn topaz]

Günther by far. I read his book

[high cedar]

So did i

[thorn topaz]

Takes him all of one line to go Fok

[high cedar]

Amongst a variety of other words

Occasionally not even writing an entry because he's too mad

[thorn topaz]

Have you ever even watched one of RPM's videos?

Oh yeah the classic line of Fok today, I'm not gonna write anything lmao

[finite sun]

Me everyday despite hating myself for writing slower than George R. R. Martin

[high cedar]

Yuki and Gunther in a team would be hilarious

so many good quotes in that book should have made notes of them to share

book is well worth reading

[finite sun]

I just realized taht is the perfect christmas gift

FUCK YEA

[thorn topaz]

Speaking of RPM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONDCFC3h4K0

kek

[finite sun]

Krack was on crack for that comment imo

He actually flicked his fucking table lmaooooo

I knew teamLH was a bunch of fucking idiotic twats but holy fuck...

[sinful kiln]

mmm those tweets with george

[candid pebble]

RPM had fun again i see

[thorn topaz]

This is one of his better ones

One thing is for sure, Youtube wouldnt like his The Nerve titles The last one is pretty spicy

In general he tones down his titles on YouTube as to not get fucked by the algorithm

[candid pebble]

his use of hamased is also a bit much i would say

[thorn topaz]

Its on brand for RPM though, Its not really an unusual thing for him to go a bit over the line

[candid pebble]

oh i know

[finite sun]

Tbf he did have the presence of mind to at least question if it was too early to use the term

[thorn topaz]

That is true

[candid pebble]

yeah

[dusky harbor]

Holy shit im up for quali

[finite sun]

https://youtu.be/qHchhgG7M2g?si=MpLNZi-OwXzIrbEa I'm 3 days late. Holy fuck this is hilarious

[high cedar]

cheesecake

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/quby-quby-sticker-quby-gif-quby-pentol-pentol-gif-26620758

from practice

[thorn topaz]

Go on Bernd. Kick that twat in the medical car's arse

[sinful kiln]

Florida man with purple time

[high cedar]

stop the count

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-bill-nye-the-science-guy-billnye-bill-nye-gif-11536551465009072746

[sinful kiln]

he went into the pit

[thorn topaz]

Didnt last long no

Just an exploring lap

Checo will probably end up in Canada at some point

[sinful kiln]

will we see Tim Apple again wave the checkered flag on sunday?

[wraith stratus]

Perez slow

[high cedar]

that would be impresive

[sinful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/timcook-chequered-flag-f1-apple-wave-gif-26980817

[thorn topaz]

Dont put it past him Guru, I wont be surprised if he fucks it

Danny Ric is back on the grid and that usually dont go well for Checo

[high cedar]

stroll is the one with broken brakes

[thorn topaz]

The biggest surprise would be Stroll not fucking it into a wall

Hes useless

[high cedar]

Florence Pugh was the happiest with the flag

[wraith stratus]

Bottas P5

[sinful kiln]

max is washed. no time yet.

[thorn topaz]

Lewis out there participating in Formula Drift

[high cedar]

same with danny back to retirement

[wraith stratus]

Strolls breaks are still fucked apparently

[thorn topaz]

Or is it just Stroll who is broken

[high cedar]

have they used a hammer and wd40

[thorn topaz]

Duct tape it m8

Ez

plastic strips will last for sure

[high cedar]

duct tape is used in f1 all the time

[sinful kiln]

was it last year tsunoda had ducttape on his wing?

[wraith stratus]

Hulk with some purples

[thorn topaz]

Speedtape is a legit product that is used for temporary mends on airliners. If its good for a Boeing 777, its definitely good enough for an F1 car

2021 Johan, with the flappy DRS wing

[high cedar]

holy dust batman

[wraith stratus]

Hulk P1

[thorn topaz]

Hulkenback

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-angry-mad-rage-fuck-gif-8746037

[thorn topaz]

.235 faster than Max, that is quite impressive

Ric only P14

Washed

Make that P15

[wraith stratus]

Gasly P1

[thorn topaz]

Mr Moon wtf

Can you not

[sinful kiln]

Stroll P6

[thorn topaz]

You're driving a barge

Dont worry Johan, his car will probably blow up soon

[lofty hearth]

Florida man track limits

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

not this again where he fails to set anything

[thorn topaz]

I will laugh if his car pulls a Sainz at RB Ring, where his engine went bang 3 times, and a piston flew out of the car

[wraith stratus]

Sainz zooming

[thorn topaz]

2020 or 2021 iirc

Blew up 3 times and quite a lot of fire out of the rear

[high cedar]

Italian engineering

[thorn topaz]

We are checking

[sinful kiln]

wow. ferrari

[thorn topaz]

That was fucken smooth from Sainz

[high cedar]

leclerc - where is carlos? We are checking (dont tell him)

[sinful kiln]

Sainz > Chuck

[thorn topaz]

Any Ferrari driver reporting the slightest thing - We are checking

Classic

[high cedar]

we will get back to you

[thorn topaz]

Nah their SOP is just We are checking

[high cedar]

we are checking

[thorn topaz]

Then proceed to completely fuck up pit strategy

[high cedar]

out out out

[thorn topaz]

Box box, driver proceeds to box, then get told to stay out half way through pit lane

Legendary Ferrari moment

[sinful kiln]

monaco last year

[thorn topaz]

Enzo Ferrari is probably still spinning in his grave

[high cedar]

dont fuck this florida man

[thorn topaz]

He probably will

[high cedar]

he is just as hopeless in f1 manager

[thorn topaz]

No time with less than a minute of Q1 to go. Hes fucked

Hes hopeless irl lmao

Go on Albono

[sinful kiln]

wow lewis

[high cedar]

at least we have one good driver

[thorn topaz]

Oh dear

[sinful kiln]

florida man P14

[dusky harbor]

ric out in q1

[sinful kiln]

*P15

[high cedar]

not the going to slowly again

[thorn topaz]

Wtf Kmag

[sinful kiln]

yuki P5

[thorn topaz]

Scuse me are you doped?

[wraith stratus]

Stroll out again

[thorn topaz]

How can Kmag outscore Pastry?

[sinful kiln]

Alonso washed

[thorn topaz]

Aston absolutely fucked it

[dusky harbor]

RICCY IN

[restive inlet]

AM going back to the truck age

[wraith stratus]

Ric safe

[high cedar]

hi aston welcome to the bottom

[sinful kiln]

@dusky harbor did you see his new name?

[dusky harbor]

get this man in a rb

[wraith stratus]

Quick someone hide strolls PT

[thorn topaz]

Riccy is also noted for going unnecessarily slowly Kiwi

LMAO Stroll is mad again. Hide his trainer

Hulk got dropped

F

[sinful kiln]

your fellow dane made it to Q2

[thorn topaz]

I've had the displeasure of meeting Kmag irl once, I dont hope that happens again. Hes a cunt

Pompous twat

lmao Aston definitely reaching there with Alonso

[high cedar]

the whole going to slowly does nothing though

time to support McLaren

[sinful kiln]

you only cheer for british teams?

[thorn topaz]

The whole going too slowly violates the regulations lmao

[high cedar]

i dont know why they say stay in the car even if people get track limits nobody gets promoted

[thorn topaz]

They have a certain delta they have to stick to

[dusky harbor]

you know what violates my regulation, stinky danes riccy gonna make q2 and only q2

[high cedar]

British team i like so not Aston

[thorn topaz]

Aston are literally based at Silverstone lmao

[high cedar]

like Fernando just not the strolls

[sinful kiln]

i guess you could cheer for RB. their base is in UK IIRC

[high cedar]

well they are nearly all uk based

[thorn topaz]

Nope

[high cedar]

all but 2 and and half

[sinful kiln]

i think half of the teams is outside of UK ?

[thorn topaz]

Ferrari, AT and Haas

[restive inlet]

Sauber

[high cedar]

Haas is split ferrari are italian Alfa is swiss Alpha tauri is Italian for now

[thorn topaz]

AT do have a wind tunnel in the UK though

[high cedar]

oh and alpine does just engines in France i think

i'm just not keen on the management style of RB and Merc so Williams and Mclaren it is seem much nicer teams and better fan engagement

[sinful kiln]

Gasly with purple time

both alpine in top4.

[wraith stratus]

Ric out

[sinful kiln]

perez made it to Q3

[high cedar]

its a mircle

https://tenor.com/view/crying-happy-but-sad-face-gif-19422780

lance trying to smile

[restive inlet]

Ferrari very bouncy on these bumps

[wraith stratus]

Lechair P1 from the first runs

[sinful kiln]

max?

[dusky harbor]

damm

[wraith stratus]

Max only p3

[dusky harbor]

so max will only win by 15 seconds on sunday

reminder, rb isnt a quali car

[wraith stratus]

Max having a go at Perez

[sinful kiln]

max

[dusky harbor]

brits

why the fucking do yous pronouce qatar katar

[high cedar]

how do you say it

[dusky harbor]

like normal qatar, but brits make the q sound like a k

[dawn siren]

They put the emphasis on the first syllable instead of the second

[high cedar]

you are making me question how i say it now

[dusky harbor]

i think ive made everyone question it

cause i questioned myself

[dawn siren]

Americans pronounce is like Cuh-tar

Have hear people say it like Cutter tho LMAO

[wraith stratus]

Q Tar

[restive inlet]

https://i.imgur.com/VFIsDOE.png

[dusky harbor]

yeah but brits go like kah taa

[high cedar]

all i heard was ohh then now tv dies

[dusky harbor]

well max fucked it

[wraith stratus]

Lechair P1

[sinful kiln]

wow max

[wraith stratus]

Max crossed a line

Deleted

[dusky harbor]

track limits

[sinful kiln]

Max P5

[high cedar]

now tv sucks frozen up closed firefox opened firefox and it signed out

[sinful kiln]

Max is washed!

[wraith stratus]

Lechair P1

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-angry-gif-25976706

[wraith stratus]

Norris P2

[high cedar]

go lando

[dawn siren]

How will Ferarri bottle this one

[wraith stratus]

RB washed P6 & 9

[dusky harbor]

soo max is p1 by lap 7?

this works out so well

might put a grand on max to win, odds might go out

[sinful kiln]

checking

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-spanish-gp2022-gif-25745587

[sinful kiln]

@normal hill is here

[dawn siren]

Better get that bet in right as it opens cookie cus it's going to drop fast lmao

[dusky harbor]

waiting for odds to open

takes bout 20 mins after quali

[normal hill]

I was taking a nap and woke up to Q3 😄

[high cedar]

Qatar airlines says it like that

[sinful kiln]

Max will be mad at perez because he fucked his lap earlier?

[high cedar]

wait why i stinky

did i get too close to amanda

[thorn topaz]

Manda is not in here

[high cedar]

exactly thats whats concerning

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-cda-ready-for-decontamination-decontamination-cleaning-gif-24009564

that was awkward

[dusky harbor]

Oh

Nevermind max is 1.29 favourite and hes starting p6

[high cedar]

Not many deleted times

It's nice to see at least for the last race F1 academy is still on YouTube

[high cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1715504355397243114?t=heCPikxahwFiBaM1sBocIw&s=19

Ohh damm

https://fxtwitter.com/justf1car/status/1715513274882568284?t=12EvqYLQk3Tp4jp8j7XDig&s=19

[atomic egret]

LATE MUSIC

[atomic egret]

Cmon Dangy!

phew

Another Stroll tanty?

[atomic egret]

fizical alterkayshne

I am calm

[sinful kiln]

F1 academy race 1 is about to start

looks like you can watch it on youtube too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIApVRxf1Lc

[atomic egret]

Gonna go do dailies in Super Snail and try not to fall asleep befre the shooting

[atomic egret]

We did not fall asleep

I don't know why the wording gave me a dark giggle.

[high cedar]

Hmm

[atomic egret]

Boot Patrick, keep Chadwick

Oooh, new graphics. That shouldn't fuck up somehow.

Wow, it actually worked

[high cedar]

Agreed without even watching unless Chadwick is racing then good deal

https://fxtwitter.com/BanterSteiner/status/1715776467190088120?t=aG_Lwdv26Ms8McY-DLgBMw&s=19

[atomic egret]

Oh nop

... Ham wearing a Mad Max shirt?

MUSIC

[finite sun]

newm

Idk if Im on something but I feel like they have upped the FOV on the camera just behind the driver. Feels like everything is faster, I like it

[sinful kiln]

Hmm never thought about it

[atomic egret]

Jorj hearing voices

[thorn topaz]

Hes finally gone mad

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Don't do this to me, Dangy

[thorn topaz]

https://twitter.com/formularacers_/status/1715781508927996271

formularacers (@formularacers_)

🚨 | A bit of news from the Ferrari garage.

They are looking to replace a part, but need FIA approval - due to parc ferme conditions.

Let's see what happens.

[@GiulyDuchessa]

Likes

277

Twitter · Oct 21, 2023, 5:26 PM

Classic Ferrari

Okay wtf Albon

[sinful kiln]

Albon P3

[atomic egret]

phew

[sinful kiln]

@atomic egret your guy mad it to Q2

yuki

[finite sun]

big angy

[atomic egret]

That was noises

[finite sun]

Leclerc lmao

[sinful kiln]

Florida man won the last place again

[thorn topaz]

That was pretty slam dunk impeding

[lofty hearth]

I joined late who was impeding

[thorn topaz]

Russell

[lofty hearth]

Oof

[thorn topaz]

Impeded Leclerc

[candid pebble]

these Haas upgrades dont seem to work properly yet

[sinful kiln]

hamilton and AT

[thorn topaz]

Not really no, they've helped a bit but still less than ideal

[finite sun]

Was that why Yuki was screaming his lungs off?

[thorn topaz]

Could be

[atomic egret]

Okay...

uh oh

[sinful kiln]

max spin?

[thorn topaz]

Ya

[tawdry loom]

Style points

[atomic egret]

Almost kept it within the lines

That looked wide for Ocon

[tawdry loom]

b

[atomic egret]

Cmon Dangy

[sinful kiln]

Danny is out

[atomic egret]

feck

STroll strolled it

licked some paint

[sinful kiln]

albon made it to SQ3

[high cedar]

Albonnnnn

Let's goo

[wild wigeon]

GIGAALBONO!

[high cedar]

Of course but the car has pace to be better that's the annoying part

[sinful kiln]

same for max and perez

[high cedar]

How is that with the white lines

[high cedar]

Only worse

[sinful kiln]

florida man can improve in the spring later or the race tomorrow

[atomic egret]

Everyone sitting on thumbs

That's a glorious beard at Williams

[thorn topaz]

Lmao basically all of the grid is under investigation for not sticking to the max delta. Something clearly needs to be looked at

[high cedar]

It's a great bearded

[high cedar]

Maybe in the race improvement in the spring is probably unlikely that's if he survives

[sinful kiln]

max and norris with purple times

[thorn topaz]

The Mclaren seem to vastly prefer the softs here ya

a tenth down is not bad at all

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Sweet. Almost four hours to sleep

[high cedar]

And at least one Ferrari has remembered it's fast

And one place for Alex for points

[atomic egret]

Good to see Albo with a grin

[high cedar]

Half the sky interview team is tied to Williams

Oscar and lando new bromance?

[tawdry loom]

so +3 in sprint

[high cedar]

Correct

So he was 8th I think so 11th

[tawdry loom]

Top 10 Ricciardo

[high cedar]

But I have gold fish brain and bad maths so could be wrong

Top 8 Albon

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

Music

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/music-headphones-dance-music-lover-hymn-gif-17230987

points for williams coming

[sinful kiln]

@atomic egret @dusky harbor time to wake up

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-colbert-report-fingerscrossed-hoping-gif-19320675

https://tenor.com/view/gary-busey-american-actor-shout-yell-ring-ring-ring-gif-17857330

wake up

[thorn topaz]

Wake up Aussies

Well, Crofty just had a passing stroke

Great start

[high cedar]

excited noises

[thorn topaz]

Watch Albon fuck it up during the formation lap

Just for Williams going full circle in suffering

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-on-you-golden-girls-angry-annoyed-sophia-petrillo-gif-18838273

[tawdry loom]

🙏 good finish for ricky bobby

[sinful kiln]

Crash in turn 1?

[wraith stratus]

[high cedar]

yes

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

ham and lechair

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/lebowski-big-lebowski-john-goodman-bowling-fuck-it-gif-3580969

[thorn topaz]

Its rights out and away we go

[sinful kiln]

wow max

[thorn topaz]

O sorry lights out

Fucking hell

[high cedar]

we are not in the middle east

[finite sun]

lmao krischen

[trim girder]

i mean it is America, Rights are out

[high cedar]

what was that max

[sinful kiln]

wow sainz

[finite sun]

Glad I opened Discord

[candid pebble]

so when will Sainz tyres break 😄

[high cedar]

10

[finite sun]

in 7 laps

[thorn topaz]

I'm leaning towards his engine going bang Chrissy

[trim girder]

he'll crash before tyres break

[warped cave]

lmao sky hyping up Lewis in DRS of Max just as he falls out of DRS

[thorn topaz]

Good effort Pastry

[wraith stratus]

Pastry

[thorn topaz]

Hes a bit fucked though

[finite sun]

Jorj has to give that back

[high cedar]

that was off track crofty

[thorn topaz]

Yeah looks like it

lmfao the snail pace Florida Man got away with was awful

Pastry really struggling

[finite sun]

ye ):

[warped cave]

Wonder if that tap did some damage

[sinful kiln]

maybe

[thorn topaz]

Russell investigated by the stewards

[sinful kiln]

sainz on softs and still behind chuck. i guess those soft was a bad choice

[finite sun]

Slam dunk penalty for Jorj

[thorn topaz]

Lewis shut up

Thanks

[finite sun]

^

[sinful kiln]

Lewis lost DRS becuse of max

[wraith stratus]

5 seconds for George

[thorn topaz]

5 sec ye

Slam dunk

[high cedar]

who points for alex

[thorn topaz]

P9

[warped cave]

yeah, think Pastry's car is fucked

[thorn topaz]

Suuure Jorj

[high cedar]

but with George 5 seconds maybe 8th

[thorn topaz]

For now

[sinful kiln]

Albon P9

[lofty hearth]

how are Haas cars doing?

[thorn topaz]

Terrible

[high cedar]

15th 16th

[trim girder]

18/19 - so standard

[sinful kiln]

Stroll is P13

[thorn topaz]

Haas, not Alfa

[trim girder]

oh wrong icons

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/glasses-911-gif-27675139

[lofty hearth]

But the Upgrades

[wraith stratus]

Upgrades

[thorn topaz]

Werent worth an awful lot

[high cedar]

#1025426194616823868 message

[thorn topaz]

Albon got the Black and White

[high cedar]

noo

6 seconds of George as well

[thorn topaz]

Pastry black and white as well

[sinful kiln]

Yuki passed kmag

[nimble relic]

Krischen is a worse driver than Logan pass it on

[thorn topaz]

Shut up Clegg

[nimble relic]

[high cedar]

well logan is making progress was a whole second a few laps ago

[thorn topaz]

Logan is hopeless

[nimble relic]

Get him gone

[high cedar]

not happening

[thorn topaz]

Get rid of him

Hes useless

[sinful kiln]

sainz tires are gone?

[nimble relic]

I mean James Vowles hasn't backed him really

[candid pebble]

shocking

[nimble relic]

Yeah

[candid pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/mattia-binotto-scuderia-ferrari-he-is-not-a-clown-gif-25167873

[high cedar]

yea did an interview the other day where was not exactly committed but said liam deserved a seat

https://tenor.com/view/batman-interesting-curious-chin-stroke-gif-14257553

[sinful kiln]

Stroll is P12

Danny ricc wont pass him

[high cedar]

have to sack alonso then

[sinful kiln]

Stroll P14 now

[high cedar]

back to sacking stroll

[warped cave]

[candid pebble]

Str ll

[sinful kiln]

Tomorrow Stroll will get a higher position than Alsonso

[high cedar]

as it stands Russel will be 8th

[trim girder]

but Alonso hasnt really crashed this year

[high cedar]

stroll pit

[wraith stratus]

Strolls breaks are fucked again

[thorn topaz]

Still fucked lmao

Stroll you useless window licker

[sinful kiln]

poor stroll

[high cedar]

well that means logan wont be last

[thorn topaz]

Thats a DNF for Stroll lmao

[wraith stratus]

Beating stroll in a race

[sinful kiln]

the only way Florida Man can get a higher position

[high cedar]

other ways involve crashing others out

[sinful kiln]

Hamilton getting 3 points closer to P2 if he finish 2nd and perez 5th

[wraith stratus]

Albono only 1 second away from a point

[high cedar]

less than half a second alex put your foot down

[thorn topaz]

And a 5 sec pen to Zhou

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/supermax-verstappen-f1-nederland-zandvoort-gif-21797624

[candid pebble]

imagine Sainz had mediums

[wraith stratus]

No point for Albono

[high cedar]

0.317

[sinful kiln]

mclaren only 6 points behind aston martin now. they will switch places tomorrow

[dusky harbor]

Ah definitely forgot about sprint

How did my boy riccy do

[sinful kiln]

P12

[high cedar]

We tried to wake you

[dusky harbor]

Yeah i was big snoozin, stayed up for epl last night

Okay not terrible, checo p5 and yuki was where?

P14, not terrible

Honestly, im okay being a lewis fan if checo loses his seat

[sinful kiln]

only 27 points difference between lewis and checo now after the race.

[high cedar]

Oh that's what it says on the McLaren

Actual warning for the product it is

[atomic egret]

My alarm got sweared at

[atomic egret]

Well, that was a thing that took place

Glad I didn't bother waking up

[thorn topaz]

F1 Academy starting soon

[candid pebble]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1716099232505929838

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Both Haas drivers will start from the pit lane today. Team wants to change set-up that was clearly wrong yesterday to learn more about the upgraded car.

Magnussen had qualified 14th and Hulkenberg 16th so shows how keen to make the changes Haas is #F1 #USGP

Twitter · Oct 22, 2023, 2:28 PM

[sinful kiln]

how is the order decided for all these three races for F1A?

[high cedar]

ermm think two quali and a reverse

[sinful kiln]

i can only see one quali

[candid pebble]

which races do you mean?

[sinful kiln]

F1 academy races.

they have three races

[high cedar]

The driver securing pole position in the first Qualifying session will start Race 1 from P1.

The driver securing pole position in the second Qualifying session will start Race 3 from P1.

The first eight finishers in the first Qualifying session will start Race 2 in reverse order, cars finishing in 9th position and downwards will start in their position.

[high cedar]

might have been two sessions in one cant remember

[sinful kiln]

i guess they have two quali during the qualiyfing time

[high cedar]

yea just checked the session replay

[high cedar]

Both Astons in pit lane as well

https://fxtwitter.com/autosport/status/1716106770144174218?t=Sx5hmRqQG8hSBYfTZP-uqA&s=19

Aston test session it is

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1716102582525927487?t=ggn6Vn6dm5of5UZEM2LVrg&s=19

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Add both Aston Martin drivers to this too!

Team confirms Alonso will revert to Qatar spec of car and Stroll will stick with upgraded version (but change set-up) to compare the two over a race distance

#F1 #USGP

Likes

709

Twitter · Oct 22, 2023, 2:41 PM

[atomic egret]

Uuurgh. I forgot what cashews do to my insides again. No race for me this morning

[thorn topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/feeder_series/status/1716126535394963496

[sinful kiln]

[lofty hearth]

Welcome to the Club

[thorn topaz]

https://i.imgur.com/FBPcNxx.jpeg

Scuse me

Wot

https://i.imgur.com/fY9EbPb.jpeg

Bad trio this. Brundle, Hill and Webber

[high cedar]

How many will ignore him

Poor hill been replaced by Danica this weekend

Even if he's half asleep better than Danica

Man

[thorn topaz]

Damon Hill is horrible

[wild wigeon]

australia used to do this

and nice of sky to interview a chanel 4 pundit

[high cedar]

Yea some of these pundit should try driving

Ah a celebrity with some intelligence

[thorn topaz]

Most have

[high cedar]

Why can't Lewis use his legs like everyone else

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

[high cedar]

How bad is the anthem going to be

[thorn topaz]

They didnt even have the marines on the track, nor did they play the anthem on the grid

[high cedar]

I'm falling asleep

[thorn topaz]

Usually happens that way

[wild wigeon]

im so glad they didnt repeat the miami driver intros

[high cedar]

Yea that didn't go down well with the drivers

[wraith stratus]

God imagine what they might have lined up for Vegas

[high cedar]

What did Craig do to be smelly

[wraith stratus]

[wild wigeon]

shitlorded christian

[thorn topaz]

Craig has been a malder for a while

[high cedar]

Drivers air dropped into the track

[wild wigeon]

scuse me?

[thorn topaz]

Poopy malder, sorry

My bad

[sinful kiln]

f1tv having issues?

[high cedar]

Yea

Need to upgrade the AWS

Probably got more than usual American viewers

[thorn topaz]

F1TV is fine on my end

[high cedar]

Only Americans have flags that big

[sinful kiln]

getting some weird buffering

[normal hill]

Have fun everyone!

[wraith stratus]

[wild wigeon]

with f1 tv do they skip the sky comms and use the alex jaques and dc comms

[high cedar]

F1 TV has their own team

[sinful kiln]

[sinful kiln]

@atomic egret wake up!

@dusky harbor wake up

[lofty hearth]

So despite stroll starting from the pitlane, while doing his installation lap he went to grid 🤣

[high cedar]

Will go back to the pits on formation lap

[lofty hearth]

yep

[thorn topaz]

Both astons and both haas are starting from pit lane

[high cedar]

Looks very windy

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

Lando!!!!!

[lofty hearth]

Lando

[thorn topaz]

Good shit

[high cedar]

Can't see yet

[thorn topaz]

Lando P1 essentially

[high cedar]

For all I know he's on fire

[sinful kiln]

F1TV

[west jewel]

[high cedar]

Nowtv :DESKCHAN:

Lando!!

[wraith stratus]

You are so far behind

We are on lap 2

[high cedar]

Just getting to back straight

[thorn topaz]

lmao, Lando already 2 secs ahead

[high cedar]

Florida man already falling

[nimble relic]

Plz Norris

[restive inlet]

Bin Latte took out another sidepod

[thorn topaz]

Ocon with damage. Classic

Osama Bin Russell noted as well

[high cedar]

5 second penalty for ocon

[random gale]

I hope Norris wins

[high cedar]

George is going to replace ocon as penalty king

[sinful kiln]

max is one second behind lewis. what is this?

[thorn topaz]

kek, even Gasly is asking Ocon to move

[high cedar]

Maybe it doesn't work in traffic

[thorn topaz]

French revolution v2 in the works

[nimble relic]

Poor Ocon

[thorn topaz]

10 second penalty to Ocon

[lofty hearth]

wait really

[thorn topaz]

Cant be that rebelious

No

[nimble relic]

Just for being shit

[lofty hearth]

🤣

[high cedar]

Someone give Kristen the smelly tag

Let's go Alex

[thorn topaz]

Guru, I can give you other tags

[random gale]

I'm praying for Lando

[high cedar]

Nooo

[wraith stratus]

Ocon is out

[high cedar]

When did he even get hit

[thorn topaz]

There it is, Ocon is out

[sinful kiln]

poor ocon

[thorn topaz]

10 second penalty clearly

[random gale]

Poor Ocon

[high cedar]

I suppose it's an overtake for Logan who get overtaken by k mag within a lap despite starting in the pits

Ocon strolled himself

[sinful kiln]

side pod damage for ocon.

[lofty hearth]

Alonso has passed Florida man

[high cedar]

This is embarrassing

[restive inlet]

I think Max decided to press the go button

[sinful kiln]

yes

[high cedar]

Didn't even try

How long before Florida man is 19th

Or will stroll take him out

[sinful kiln]

he need to pass Stroll first

[high cedar]

Stroll needs to pass him

Without crashing

[sinful kiln]

zhou already in the pit

Plan A for norris

[lofty hearth]

Pastry noooo

[wraith stratus]

Pastry

[restive inlet]

Ric in the points tho

[thorn topaz]

o7 Pastry

[sinful kiln]

[dawn siren]

o7

[thorn topaz]

Go on Lando

[lofty hearth]

o7

[wraith stratus]

🫡

[random gale]

o7 Oscar Pastry

[high cedar]

Pastry got a bit too crispy

Yes I have just caught up

[random gale]

He'll be gutted

[high cedar]

Well Sargents fall has been stopped by everyone pitting

[lofty hearth]

Florida is trying to pass Kmag

[high cedar]

And Florida man is last

At least he survived stroll

[lofty hearth]

go Florida man

gets pass done

[high cedar]

What...

Waits patiently

[random gale]

Come on Lando, increase the gap

[high cedar]

He overtook someone on pace

So something normally happens to Norris when hes going to win

So will he last the race

[random gale]

Don't say that

[lofty hearth]

lando is saying the balance of the car during 8 and 9 doesn't feel great

probably the wind though

[high cedar]

Yea wind is high

[restive inlet]

Max in

[wraith stratus]

Going for the undercut

[restive inlet]

back on mediums

[wraith stratus]

Lando in

2.8

[lofty hearth]

yuki in

lewis could be on a 1 stop

[woeful dawn]

Late to the party, what happened to pastry and ocon

[last shell]

Ocon started the race and got hit with a penalty, instantly disqualifying him

🙂

[wraith stratus]

Came together and ended up both retiring a few laps later due to damage

[lofty hearth]

ocon decided he wanted a new style of side pod

[high cedar]

Oscar was mechanical

[woeful dawn]

I like Mike's answer better but thanks 🙂

[lofty hearth]

big lock up for lewis

[high cedar]

Russell when asked if he can survive 5 laps

Yep

Lewis don't know then locks up

[dusky harbor]

[restive inlet]

hoi kiwi

[dusky harbor]

Hoi

[restive inlet]

Ric is in the points

[high cedar]

You woke up

[dusky harbor]

Ye am watching before work

[high cedar]

Bono my tires are gone

[wraith stratus]

Bono why am I so far behind

[high cedar]

I you I didn't know how long the tires would last

Lewis was sabotaged so George could catch up

Team lh probably

[lofty hearth]

still a pretty poor Strat from Merc considering they could have just boxed him earlier

[wraith stratus]

Plan B for Norris

[sinful kiln]

what does it mean

[restive inlet]

Stay winless in F1

[high cedar]

We don't know do you - Ferrari engineer

[sinful kiln]

maybe they need to bring danny ricc back so they can win again?

[lofty hearth]

black and whie flag for Kmag

[high cedar]

Albon getting one soon as well probably

[lofty hearth]

norris lock up

[restive inlet]

Lost like a sec from it

Max almost in DRS

[lofty hearth]

1.5 seconds lost there

[restive inlet]

Max in DRS now

its joever

[high cedar]

Jesus albon that was close

[last shell]

Time to wrap it up, send out the super max gifs

[restive inlet]

Hes right there now

[restive inlet]

That DRS slingshot on the start/finish line haha

[random gale]

I'm about to have a heart attack because of Lando and Max

[sinful kiln]

its okey max will pass lando soon

[restive inlet]

And then pull a gap

[high cedar]

Stop complaining Lewis

[sinful kiln]

and max is p1

[woeful dawn]

And normal service resumes

[high cedar]

Zhou falling even Florida man got past

[restive inlet]

Ooh Lando took a very diferent line there for max exit speed

Very cool

[high cedar]

Did Sargent overtake Danny at some point

Or was it pits

[sinful kiln]

i think pit

Danny was in points earlier

[restive inlet]

Ric went long on meds

So he was slow

But I assume 1 stop for him

[high cedar]

Yea didn't see if Danny came out Infront of behind

[lofty hearth]

and the track limits talk continues

[restive inlet]

"ok"

[wraith stratus]

Norris coming back at Max

[nimble relic]

I have always said that Logan deserves to be in F1 and this just shows it

[thorn topaz]

When has he shown that?

[nimble relic]

Record high of 12th

[high cedar]

To be fair now he's got going he's keeping 12th

[nimble relic]

He'll be in red bull next year

[high cedar]

And has actually overtaken some people on track

[random gale]

Won't Max need to stop again soon?

[wraith stratus]

Yeah

[high cedar]

Clegg this is why we are poopy

[random gale]

What lap do we reckon

[sinful kiln]

somewhere between 32 and 56 🙂

[high cedar]

40

[random gale]

Guru, you and Clegg are not poopy

[nimble relic]

Im poopy cos @thorn topaz hates me

[high cedar]

Why we brien then

[nimble relic]

[high cedar]

Same

[random gale]

Does somebody hate you?

[thorn topaz]

???

[high cedar]

Brown even

[lofty hearth]

big lockup for max

[thorn topaz]

Clegg and I met up irl

was less than ideal

[random gale]

Clegg is amazing

[thorn topaz]

Hes from Leeds

[nimble relic]

Look all I'm saying is Logan deserves a place in red bull from his amazing race craft in this race.....

[thorn topaz]

Logan really is a bit shit

[high cedar]

Didn't clegg set fire to your house

[wraith stratus]

That explains everything

[nimble relic]

Hang on i had fun in Copenhagen

[high cedar]

Or was that someone else

[random gale]

I know he is

[nimble relic]

Then Krischen got a train there to meet up

[lofty hearth]

max sounds happy on radio

[thorn topaz]

I did get on a train to meet up yes

[nimble relic]

The beer was nice tho

[sinful kiln]

max

[random gale]

Come on Lando

[thorn topaz]

Go on Lando

[nimble relic]

Someone shoot max's tyres out

Too much?

[random gale]

He needs to go in to the pit and let lando take over

[candid pebble]

Max

[wraith stratus]

Lando pits

[lofty hearth]

lando is in

[nimble relic]

WOW

[sinful kiln]

norris pit

[thorn topaz]

Oh, going for the cheeky undercut

[woeful dawn]

[thorn topaz]

2.0 stop isnt bad

[restive inlet]

On hards again

[nimble relic]

[thorn topaz]

They dont have fresh mediums, and softs are useless here

[nimble relic]

Lando hard

[high cedar]

Meanwhile Lewis

[dawn siren]

and max has to go on hards as well

[west jewel]

Can the Hard hold till the end

[nimble relic]

Max has to go hard

[lofty hearth]

3.3 for max

[wraith stratus]

Norris might get ahead

[sinful kiln]

slow pit for max

[wraith stratus]

Or not

[thorn topaz]

3.3 oop

[sinful kiln]

Perez P2

[restive inlet]

Gonna be close

But nop

[thorn topaz]

Just didnt make it. Fuck that was close

[nimble relic]

Plz Norris

Plz

[woeful dawn]

VER already opening a gap

[high cedar]

Ferrari haven't Ferraried yet

[random gale]

Please Lando

[thorn topaz]

Merc are going to be in a pickle

[lofty hearth]

green sectors for lewis

[high cedar]

Team LH going to rage

[thorn topaz]

Hamilton basically has to box at some point

[sinful kiln]

Ferrari is reformed

[candid pebble]

[high cedar]

Like frank?

[random gale]

Will Lewis go in again?

[thorn topaz]

Fwank is 50% reformed

[high cedar]

Yea

But don't think tires are lasting as long as people thought they would so some what rolling with it

[lofty hearth]

lewis is in

[high cedar]

Don't think this is expected tire life

[sinful kiln]

lewis pit

[restive inlet]

its joever again

[woeful dawn]

F

[nimble relic]

Its max's

Cry

[sinful kiln]

Norris for P2?

[wraith stratus]

Norris p2

[lofty hearth]

all hope is with florida man to cause a safety car

[high cedar]

Or stroll

[thorn topaz]

Lando does have a decent shot at this

[sinful kiln]

the best part is that stroll is in points now

[high cedar]

Or both

[sinful kiln]

Elon musk

[restive inlet]

[thorn topaz]

[candid pebble]

dont think he can end on those tyres

[wraith stratus]

Perez fastest lap

[restive inlet]

Seat saved

[sinful kiln]

lalalalala

[restive inlet]

Ric's 1 stop is fucking shit

He's so slow

[woeful dawn]

Fun fact Norris is two podiums away from tying nick heidfeld for most podiums without a win 🙂

[wraith stratus]

Max problem with breaks

[lofty hearth]

damn perez is going faster than Max

[high cedar]

A stat you don't want

[lofty hearth]

albono has passed danny ric

[high cedar]

Max in a competition to fill the swear jar with Gunther

Woop

[sinful kiln]

black and white flag for Florida man

[high cedar]

Oh well

[lofty hearth]

p3 for lewis

[high cedar]

At least so far Williams is still faster than upgraded alpha tauri and Haas

[restive inlet]

Merc is coping the win

[wraith stratus]

Lechair

[lofty hearth]

the ferarri clown show has returned

[west jewel]

Plan C

[last shell]

Where's @normal hill when Ferrari need him most?

[sinful kiln]

he will show up after the race 🙂

[high cedar]

Gets out Ferrari strategy plans

[normal hill]

Pulling my hair out

[last shell]

As is tradition

[lofty hearth]

🤣

[sinful kiln]

[tranquil tapir]

lewis not catching lando as expected

[high cedar]

Danny's turn to start falling back

[sinful kiln]

Max

[nimble relic]

What a pass logan

[candid pebble]

i missed the start so i was kinda surprised how Leclerc wasnt first

[nimble relic]

Omg what a driver

[last shell]

At this point, might as well apply for a strategist role at Ferrari! Can't be any worse than they are now

[high cedar]

Go Florida man

[nimble relic]

Logan goated

Just give him the title

[tranquil tapir]

you wouldnt think max was 1st listening to just his radio

[random gale]

Max is pissed at his engineer it sounds?

[nimble relic]

Poor Max

[high cedar]

Normally service

[last shell]

Max doesn't have his preferred 3 lap lead

[high cedar]

And already champ

[candid pebble]

i mean if his brakes are actually kinda sucky and he has to concentrate on it, but yeah, he is a bit angy

[sinful kiln]

Lewis and Norris

[lofty hearth]

alonso noo

[thorn topaz]

Oh dear Alonso

[wraith stratus]

Alonso

[sinful kiln]

Danny ricc on softs

[nimble relic]

SHOW MORE LOGAN F1 PLEASE

[tranquil tapir]

that was close between lewis and lando

[candid pebble]

damn

[high cedar]

This car doesn't like this track

[last shell]

Ah, how nice of the race directors to show #TeamLH has shown up at the track

[high cedar]

Rip Norris

[nimble relic]

Push Lewis

[high cedar]

Why be like that

[candid pebble]

good one

[nimble relic]

[thorn topaz]

There goes Alonso

[normal hill]

Never thought these following words come out of my mouth… I hope Lewis wins so Perez is under even more pressure.

[restive inlet]

Daniel fastest lap pog

[nimble relic]

Poor Charles

[restive inlet]

get him in the rb seat

!!!

[tranquil tapir]

lol

[last shell]

Honestly I think for the next few years if teams break rules the penalties should be having a Ferrari strategist for a certain amount of races, that'd be a decent punishment

[high cedar]

Poor Alonso but albon so close to points

[nimble relic]

Charles isnt happy

[tranquil tapir]

cause he faster than you

[sinful kiln]

Lets go Sainz!

[high cedar]

Sainz is faster than you

Where have I heard that before

[wraith stratus]

Albono penalty track limits

[lofty hearth]

noo

[restive inlet]

Oh no now he will be 11th instead of 11th

[high cedar]

Hopefully

[tranquil tapir]

why dont they do canada with all the other other american races

[restive inlet]

bwoah perez with the switchback

Weather

It's too late for Canada now

😄

[high cedar]

Might require snow plows

[last shell]

Equip Sargeant's car with a snow plow, he'll spin it around a few times and clear the runoff areas

[high cedar]

Helpful

[restive inlet]

Mostly a lot of rain and lowish temps at Canada

Rn

[wraith stratus]

Canada needs to be in the summer months due to weather, Austin would be too hot and Miami/Vegas can only happen on certain weekends

So that’s why it’s separate

[sinful kiln]

max

[high cedar]

And all the fright works out fine anyway it's just moving people is the problem

[candid pebble]

[tranquil tapir]

is ham making a move?

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

Florida man 12th

Must have overtook hulk at some point

[last shell]

Yuki on softs for the last two laps? I'd imagine that's just for fastest lap

[tranquil tapir]

ham needs 1 more lap sadge

[restive inlet]

Ye

Yuki is in the top 10

[high cedar]

Yuki pit

[restive inlet]

So he would get the extra point

[high cedar]

Can albon make a gap though

[restive inlet]

And that's huge for AT

😄

[last shell]

Feel like Ricciardo got absolutely shafted with the strategy this race ngl

[nimble relic]

GO LOGAN

[restive inlet]

Depends if Ricciardo wanted to do this too

Strategy sometimes is also very driver input based

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/supermax-verstappen-f1-nederland-zandvoort-gif-21797624

[sinful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/supermax-verstappen-f1-nederland-zandvoort-gif-21797624

[nimble relic]

Boo max

[lofty hearth]

and business as usual

[last shell]

Feels like the medium stint went too long, so unless they hoped for better tyre life in the second stint I can't imagine he asked for this

[lofty hearth]

still, lewis closes in on P2 in the drivers

[random gale]

I'm gutted

[tranquil tapir]

sadge