🏁Motorsports

[sinful kiln]

but stroll do keep scoring points

[high cedar]

True unlike Florida man

[sinful kiln]

sure a bunch of crashes that Florida man did was because of some car issues. like the one in zandvoort when he had hydraulic issues.

cant really blame the driver for that 🙂

[high cedar]

Yes these things are true and he is a rookie not a more experienced driver

Cries in European

My sleep schedule is going to be ruined this week

[sinful kiln]

yeah. skipping FP1 and FP3 this week.

[high cedar]

Might to the same will see

[trim girder]

i mean fp1 is just shake down runs, fp3 is sandbagging before quali, nothing missed

[high cedar]

True

Unless stroll bins it

[wraith stratus]

Yeah japan and vegas are going to be

[candid pebble]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1704435788233191886?t=IlrzWVuMDI44hfqOvTjhzw&s=19

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

McLaren announces a new multi-year contract extension for Oscar Piastri through to the end of 2026 #F1

Likes

279

Twitter · Sep 20, 2023, 10:02 AM

[finite sun]

Imma stay awake after work and watch quali. Unsure about the race

[atomic egret]

Rain in Zusuka. I'm starting to think someone working for F1 disturbed some kind of rain spitir last year and it is folling them to all the tracks

Fuck spelling

[candid pebble]

Isn't rain in Japan nothing new though?

Or am I misremembering

[finite sun]

I'd say it isn't anything new in most places. We have just been lucky for years

Or unlucky depending on your view, I suppose

[sinful kiln]

bit expected. scoring a bunch of points. he will be in top 10 easy this year.

[random gale]

Oscar Pastry has signed to Mclaren till the end of 2026

[sinful kiln]

we know. #1025426194616823868 message

[high cedar]

McLaren with a driver lineup for the long term

Yea Japan had lots of rain last year and a typhoon a few years ago

[atomic egret]

Oscar Stroodle seems like a good egg. I just don't like his manager

[sinful kiln]

is there anyone you like? you seems to have big issues with a bunch of people.

[atomic egret]

I like most people

but...

https://tenor.com/view/chris-jericho-wwe-jeri-ko-raw-the-list-gif-6226141

[high cedar]

Poor johan

Always has to wear something that says "hey look at me"

https://twitter.com/autosport/status/1704474055829594400?t=55P0YRHwgJhnV2_QVut17w&s=19

Autosport (@autosport)

Lewis Hamilton was spotted at Universal Studios Japan in Osaka 👀 🍄

📸 : Chapterfish Xiaojie - Xiaored Book

#F1 #JapaneseGP

Likes

1317

Twitter · Sep 20, 2023, 12:34 PM

[restive inlet]

How to get more wind tunnel time

Act like you are promoting your brand by putting your car on a train

[warped cave]

[atomic egret]

They were just in Japan! Should have put it behind the bullet train

wait

No, they're in Japan now

[sinful kiln]

That comment about mick. Not wrong.

[atomic egret]

It is astonishing to me how dedicated VB is to that fucking mullet

[high cedar]

they were both in a different photo

[sinful kiln]

charlos sainz looks different

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1704820770269258034?t=FgWdg-P9jgQNUrIno5sg1w&s=19

Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis)

Rear Wings:

🟢Aston is the only team, along with Mercedes and AT, that is not running a gurney flap (the small 'lip' on the trailing edge) on the DRS plane

🔴Alfa and ⚪️Haas are running a less loaded wing than 🟠McLaren

📸 @albertfabrega
#F1 #JapaneseGP #Suzuka

Twitter · Sep 21, 2023, 11:32 AM

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1704763914687250601?t=EWvTcJTsJIvLu7abR-_zPQ&s=19

Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis)

Surprise: for once, RB is not running a visibly more loaded wing than other teams!🔎

🗒Load levels:
⚫️Mercedes: Medium▶️
🔴Ferrari: Medium▶️
🔵RB: Medium/Medium-low🔽(more shallow spoon/less loaded lower plane)
🟣Alpine: Medium-low⏬

📸: @AlbertFabrega
#F1 #JapaneseGP #Suzuka

Likes

778

Twitter · Sep 21, 2023, 7:46 AM

[finite sun]

Looks like Bobbie Shwartzman to me. I can't see Carlos

[atomic egret]

Stpid alarm. Telling me practice is starting

[dusky harbor]

Worst part is im on site so i cant even watch

[atomic egret]

That's what you get for digging coal!

But I gotta go shopping so I'm gonna miss P2

[sinful kiln]

good morning

[sinful kiln]

@dusky harbor did you get a child earlier this year? https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/sep/19/can-you-name-your-baby-methamphetamine-rules-in-australia

both AT and AM in top 10 in FP1

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleep-tired-gif-23914693

8am, not too bad though

[sinful kiln]

@normal hill excited for the race? 🙂

[normal hill]

Still partying from last week 😛

[sinful kiln]

nice

[normal hill]

But normal service has resumed as it seems

[sinful kiln]

people with testtires today

[normal hill]

But first I need to drink my coffee before I kill someone 😄

[sinful kiln]

norris in top

[normal hill]

not anymore 😛

[high cedar]

Alex is 4th

Ferrari fast but still can't communicate and are in the way

[sinful kiln]

not anymore

[dusky harbor]

Yeah was odd

[high cedar]

TeamLH everyone is cheating Lewis slow

[sinful kiln]

Lewis is slow today

[high cedar]

Only Lewis is not using Flexi floors because he doesn't cheat like everyone else

Florida man is slow again

[sinful kiln]

what happen to him?

[high cedar]

Just slow

Think it was Alex that damaged floor going under the bridge

[sinful kiln]

gasly crash 😮

[high cedar]

Was thinking of saying nobody crashing yet

It was the weigh bridges fault

Back to normal really

[atomic egret]

I miss much while costcoing?

[high cedar]

Gasly crashed

Normal service has resumed

And according to the all knowing crofty the stewards have admitted they apparently made the wrong decision with max penaltys In Singapore

[atomic egret]

That should set off Hamtter. "OH, SO THEY CAN ADMIT TO MISTAKES AFTER ALL!"

[high cedar]

Ah but it was on good authority and said in the team managers meeting not in public

So will get fruadbull and fruadIA instead

[dusky harbor]

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1705117376172458060?s=19

Formula 1 (@F1)

🏁 FP2 CLASSIFICATION (60/60 MINS) 🏁

A return to form for Max

#JapaneseGP #F1

Likes

1769

Retweets

331

Twitter · Sep 22, 2023, 7:10 AM

Perez a second down

[high cedar]

Florida man is closer to Perez than Perez is to Max

[sinful kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsNyag6JGv4

[high cedar]

Danny missing all the fun

Yuki and Lawson arguing like an old married couples

Also where is the crowd they keep cutting too clearly nobody actually in the stadium

[atomic egret]

After almost losing my glasses, I have my cheesecake and am ready for that thing

Quali

[high cedar]

but quali is not for many many hours

but more importantly what cheesecake

[atomic egret]

I know. It awaits in the fridge

Just a plain

[high cedar]

boring

[atomic egret]

I didn't go to Aldi, so couldn't get a cookies and cream babarian

bavarian

[high cedar]

the not cheese cake cheese cake

lotus cheese cake best cheese cake

[atomic egret]

It's soft, has a biscuit base and uses dairy. Close enough

[high cedar]

yea sounds like cheese cake

[atomic egret]

Should probably delete that since it strays from F1 too much

[high cedar]

and cheese cake does not

[atomic egret]

it involves Quali

[high cedar]

true

if we keep talking practice nobody will know

[atomic egret]

I just moved it to foods

[high cedar]

https://auctions.f1authentics.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?sid=1103161&auctionId=4737267&isynsharedsession=bTG5-XKCwPCcDjpbdWWG9d3OfrpF6zDVHGLlVESLnkhEdaSACl02r4aCDzYhNvUm

anyone got money to spend

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1705152958802084218?t=tbLI9eK1JR2zn21xH66Oog&s=19

Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis)

📊Minisectors

🔵VER: unstoppable in the esses (excellent downforce and stability despite the less-loaded-than-usual wing) and at the end of the main straight (best top speed)

🔴LEC: best acceleration and grip at the hairpin/chicane

🟠NOR: quick out of turn 14
#F1 #JapaneseGP

Likes

379

Twitter · Sep 22, 2023, 9:32 AM

[atomic egret]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U8v5_APBUmM

The way he goes from happy to concerned

[candid pebble]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1705371689797013827

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

CONFIRMED: Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo will be AlphaTauri's race driver line-up in 2024 #F1

Twitter · Sep 23, 2023, 12:01 AM

[finite sun]

Lawson in the Williams insert prayge emote here

[candid pebble]

this also means no Ricciardo Perez switcheroo

[wraith stratus]

[finite sun]

Newm

[atomic egret]

Was highly unlikely after the Marko idiocy

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/im-awake-sleepy-tired-exhausted-sigh-gif-16776657

[atomic egret]

I';m not

[sinful kiln]

lawson in redbull

i guess we going to get some laps removed because of track limits

[atomic egret]

MOOSHIK!

Need to get my cheesecake

[sinful kiln]

lawson with purple times and P1

[high cedar]

Morning

I'm cold

[atomic egret]

Hi Cold

[sinful kiln]

good time buy norris

[atomic egret]

Okay...

[thorn topaz]

Florida Man binned it

[sinful kiln]

florida man crashed

[atomic egret]

Well, this was an easy prediction to make

[sinful kiln]

wow the last corner too

[dusky harbor]

how does he have a seat

[restive inlet]

I woke up to that American sticking it into the wall

Great wake me up

[sinful kiln]

i guess next year he wont.

[high cedar]

I don't know I'm thinking Lawson is a better option now

Inexperienced or not this is getting annoying now

[sinful kiln]

lawson scored points in a worse car

[high cedar]

Exactly and hasn't binned it

[restive inlet]

Lawson isn't trashing the car every weekend too

Imagine how much money williams is losing with repairs

It's legit like 4 races in a row now?

[high cedar]

He might be a less experienced rookie and a driver academy car but the team doesn't have the resources to keep rebuilding the car

It was only a bit of floor and a wing last race

[restive inlet]

"Only"

[high cedar]

Was already losing it on entry and kept his foot in

[atomic egret]

Cake is a bit disapointing this week

Magikarp!

[high cedar]

Like Florida man's performance

[atomic egret]

Zho and someone else getting in trouble for silly buggers

[tranquil tapir]

One of the problems with Williams going with lawson would be they'd become RB 2.5

[high cedar]

But albon was under redbull the first year is no longer though

[sinful kiln]

soon all cars is RB

we going to get some traffic in the last corners

[high cedar]

Chaos

[restive inlet]

There's people not gonna make the flag here

[atomic egret]

SILLY BUGGERS GALORE!

[sinful kiln]

stroll P15

[atomic egret]

heheheheh

[high cedar]

As per usual

[sinful kiln]

Lawson P4

[thorn topaz]

Holy shit Lawson

[atomic egret]

noice

[high cedar]

Zhou this is F1 not rally Cross

So Lawson was in a car that was worse than Williams may now be some what equal and gets 4th

While Florida man is normally last or crashing

[sinful kiln]

Go max!

[high cedar]

Aston being hopeful on deleted laps

[atomic egret]

haha. Stroll wishing for deleted laps

[tranquil tapir]

Lol how long can daddy go on paying for son

[restive inlet]

For a long while

But how long can daddy resists not being a winning team because of his son costing them points

[sinful kiln]

do you think they talk about the race during dinner?

[high cedar]

Probably not

[restive inlet]

But Mike Crack in an interview said Stroll was equal than Alonso

And then qouted it based off some Q1 time where Stroll was .2 faster

[high cedar]

Must have been on crack

[high cedar]

Probably has to eat it in his room alone thinking about it

Oh shut up Anthony about Sargent crashing

It's not like you were a good driver

[restive inlet]

https://racingnews365.com/krack-demands-aston-martin-improvement-to-help-stroll
""When you look at the [Dutch Grand Prix] qualifying session, in Q1 at Zandvoort for example, there was nothing between them (Stroll was 0.270s ahead)."

Ah yes Q1 we all know it matters so much for a team that could be winning races

[thorn topaz]

lmao

[high cedar]

Ah but what about the repair bill and every other qualifying

Also your the team principal if there is a problem fix it

[restive inlet]

""I don't think that there is any particular characteristic that is different for him than for Fernando.

"He can be just the same [as Fernando]."

[thorn topaz]

They'd get in trouble with the cost cap before Daddy's wallet becomes an issue

[sinful kiln]

Piastri with purple time

[thorn topaz]

Okay Pastry

[restive inlet]

Just to note

Sirotkin is the only teammate Stroll beat

In F1

[sinful kiln]

good laps from MCL

[atomic egret]

Damn, Pastry

[dusky harbor]

no one catching max it seems

[high cedar]

And they binned Perez over him for vettel

[atomic egret]

Fuck you Crofty for saying "giant spider"

[high cedar]

It's on the world wide web though

[restive inlet]

But the TD ruined RB

[high cedar]

Singapore ruined RB which they already knew

[thorn topaz]

Oh dear Pastry

[atomic egret]

uh oh

[high cedar]

Forgot his pastry

[restive inlet]

No issue

Seems like MCL changed their mind on run plan haha

[atomic egret]

Go have a quick stroodle

[sinful kiln]

Charles P1

[thorn topaz]

Yeah MCL told him to pull over and stop

[atomic egret]

Someone fuck it and knock out ham please!

[high cedar]

Where has Ferrari pace come from

[atomic egret]

dammit

bugger

[sinful kiln]

Italy

[high cedar]

Damit both alpa tauri ahead of Alex

Still faster than alpine who left there performance in France at some point

[sinful kiln]

max

perez 1.4s behind max

[restive inlet]

Max has more

[dusky harbor]

he is flyinggg

[restive inlet]

-.1

[sinful kiln]

wow

[atomic egret]

Cmon Pastry

[high cedar]

Damm McLaren are fast

[dusky harbor]

something something td018

[atomic egret]

Hell yeah, Stroodle

[dusky harbor]

[restive inlet]

Max is 1.8s off the 2019 pole time btw

[high cedar]

Team LH Ferrari McLaren and redbull are all fruads

So Oscar has the same experience around here at Florida man and is 2nd rather than in a wall

Max talking to fruadIA must be up to something discussing bribery or something

[tranquil tapir]

So normal service has resumed

[high cedar]

Other than McLaren yea

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1705494137481355275?t=paCAM69VS6hPSKIpxOwq_g&s=19

Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis)

📊Minisectors

🔵RB/VER: king of Sector 1. Dominated every single meter from start to turn 8 apart from turn 8!

🟠McL/PIA: excellent traction and very low drag with closed DRS (turns 14 to 15)

🔴Ferrari/LEC: best in 4 corners (3/9/11/13) and one braking point
#F1 #JapaneseGP

Likes

155

Twitter · Sep 23, 2023, 8:07 AM

[high cedar]

Ohh danm

https://twitter.com/justf1car/status/1705496685131010440?t=JV5abudei3lB6-QcyCwAAw&s=19

justf1car (@justf1car)

Japanese Grand Prix Qualifying gaps visualised 👀🇯🇵

Who impressed you the most? 👇

Likes

371

Twitter · Sep 23, 2023, 8:17 AM

[atomic egret]

Fuck me, that's a hell of a gap

[high cedar]

Yea and pretty close between the others

[atomic egret]

All the people in that thread going "Would be so much better without Verstappen"

[high cedar]

Doesn't really matter yea its boring him winning every race and every qualifying by massive difference but racing is good the rest of the way down the field

[trim girder]

i mean ive been having a great season just ignoring him he already won before summer break tbh.

[atomic egret]

Yeah, just because he is out the front, it doesn't delete all the other people on the track

[high cedar]

Noticed the TV coverage doesn't always show him driving around in the lead anymore either so why does it matter

[dawn siren]

Without any shenanigans Max is about to win by 30+ seconds

maybe more

[high cedar]

Morning

[lofty hearth]

I Need all the tea in the house right now

[sinful kiln]

good morning

[dawn siren]

Early morning for EU

how NA feels 80% of the season

[high cedar]

So last place for Florida man

[lofty hearth]

So how we reckon this race will pan out then

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1705792774732480909?t=QcXbWxz6yQu0OAzabXsTKg&s=19

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

It's a 10-second time penalty for Sargeant, as well as the pit lane start. He will take that at his first pit stop #F1 #JapaneseGP

Likes

263

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 3:54 AM

[sinful kiln]

why the 10s pen?

[high cedar]

Is 15 minutes to 6am

[dawn siren]

uhh if no red flags or safety cars Max wins by at least 30 seconds probably more

[high cedar]

Apparently they made a mostly full chassis at some point that has to be considered a 3rd car

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1705764820476108992?t=pH7l8vdIK98mfmxlD2-Ykw&s=19

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

At least, he should, but there could be a big penalty coming as the FIA technical delegate says Williams had already prepped the spare chassis to more than just a survival cell and “this has to be considered as a third car available to the competitor” #F1 #JapaneseGP

Likes

369

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 2:03 AM

[atomic egret]

Where is degen Cookie?

[high cedar]

What

[sinful kiln]

@dusky harbor

[atomic egret]

You're not the degen one

[sinful kiln]

will Aaron wake up in time?

[lofty hearth]

So how long till Florida man crashes... again

[candid bone]

https://tenor.com/view/open-eyes-tom-sleepy-gif-14594139

[sinful kiln]

hopefully he wont crash today.

[atomic egret]

Damn traitor probably went to a pub or some healthy social life bullshit

[dawn siren]

"healthy" social life for Oreos? lmao

[high cedar]

Hopefully not

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

Won't be near anyone until he gets lapped with those penalties

[atomic egret]

MOOSHIK!

Still makes me cackle every time

[sinful kiln]

i hope you have it as your background picture

[high cedar]

Who's off first leclerc or stroll

[atomic egret]

Perez

Wait, the sun is still out

I'm dum, I got confused with Singapore

[high cedar]

You could have saved yourself by saying it's not raining

[atomic egret]

I've never taken the save myself choice

I am a F**kface Podcast regulation listener. The joke is better than the pride

[sinful kiln]

will we get rain today?

[high cedar]

Hopefully at a really inconvenient time for half the grid

[dawn siren]

Time to see who fights for 2nd and 3rd lmao

[high cedar]

Ferrari with each other

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Lights out and away we go

[atomic egret]

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

[high cedar]

Grid still forming

[sinful kiln]

wow

[atomic egret]

Who was it?

[sinful kiln]

bottas is last?

[high cedar]

Lights out

[atomic egret]

I just saw a cloud

[sinful kiln]

SC already wow

[high cedar]

Alfa hit alex

[thorn topaz]

SC

[high cedar]

God damit

[atomic egret]

Poor Albo luck

[high cedar]

I was going to say Alex first off to add insult to injury

Didn't want to tempt fate

[atomic egret]

Fucking hell, when was the last race that Checo didn't make contact?

[lofty hearth]

and I was going to say a alpine would crash first

[high cedar]

Perez was sort of forced out of the way

[atomic egret]

Zhou got an extra end plate

[lofty hearth]

and some small damage to hamiltons car

[high cedar]

Mirror signal manoeuvre

[sinful kiln]

small damage

[atomic egret]

Conspiracy time

[high cedar]

Ohh no albon Vs Perez

[thorn topaz]

lmao Alfa god damnit

[sinful kiln]

that bottas pit

[thorn topaz]

Ope, Perez noted for a safety car violation

[west jewel]

Perez

[high cedar]

Bet that's hard to lift as well

[thorn topaz]

Probably was a silly twat and overtook during SC kek

[high cedar]

Might have gone over pit exit line avoiding debris

[dawn siren]

He might have

[sinful kiln]

SC ending

[lofty hearth]

bottas is off

[atomic egret]

Max out of DRS before it is enabled

[woeful dawn]

Normal service has resumed

[west jewel]

Alpha

[sinful kiln]

mercedes fighting

[thorn topaz]

Almost had some Mercedes domestic terrorism

[sinful kiln]

florida man taking out bottas

[dawn siren]

Flroida man

[thorn topaz]

lmao, of course it was Florida Man

[dawn siren]

Florida*

[lofty hearth]

florida man strikes again

[high cedar]

Getting revenge for Alex

How many front wings do Williams have this week

[lofty hearth]

bottas in for another pitstop

[atomic egret]

VB retiring?

[woeful dawn]

RAAAAAHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[atomic egret]

Nope

[dawn siren]

Lawson has to end up on a team next year

williams most likely

[lofty hearth]

bottas has retired

[high cedar]

Will see

[lofty hearth]

i think

[thorn topaz]

5 sec to Florida man

Up to 15 seconds now

[high cedar]

Radio says he wants to retire

[atomic egret]

Would be funny to see two RB drivers on the Merc friendly team

[lofty hearth]

perez penalty

[high cedar]

Nah Sargent already pitted 10 seconds gone

[thorn topaz]

5 sec to Perez as well

[meager basin]

Bottas

[atomic egret]

Plenty of race to go for Perez to make some more contact

[high cedar]

Maybe but Alex is no longer redbull

[lofty hearth]

lawson has boxed

for mediums i think

[thorn topaz]

Thankfully Ferrari are still on Plan A or B. Not at Plan E yet

[atomic egret]

FFS Perez

[high cedar]

So what's Ferrari plan if it's between plans

[thorn topaz]

We are checking

[lofty hearth]

perez has hit Kmag

[sinful kiln]

kmag perez

[thorn topaz]

Fuck sake Perez you idiot

[dawn siren]

Perez ffs

that's another 5 seconds at least

[west jewel]

perez

[thorn topaz]

And debris from the RB

[atomic egret]

Okay, seriously

[thorn topaz]

Oh no lmao

If he runs out of front wings

[dawn siren]

they will just give him max's extra wing surely

[sinful kiln]

how many front wings do you have for a race?

[thorn topaz]

Even if they wanted to, they cant

Oh they had one more spare

[lofty hearth]

he doesn't have any new hards as well 😂

[atomic egret]

How many points does he have left on his SL at this point?

[candid bone]

black and white flag maybe?

[lofty hearth]

VSC

[late seal]

Perez is awful, put Danny Ric in his place

[high cedar]

Is this how Lawson gets promoted Perez getting a race ban

[dawn siren]

Get in there Mercs

[atomic egret]

There is no way he drives next year, surely

[high cedar]

I don't think they have out license points as often now

[sinful kiln]

albon pit

[thorn topaz]

Pastry really aced that VSC pit

[candid bone]

[sinful kiln]

retire?

[thorn topaz]

The car doesnt feel right because you've torpedo'd two people you twat

[dawn siren]

Perez retire

[thorn topaz]

Ya, Perez retiring

[dusky harbor]

LOL

[dawn siren]

bey cookie

[high cedar]

Bad gif is bad

[dawn siren]

hey*

[dusky harbor]

Howdy

[thorn topaz]

Ello Kiwi

[dusky harbor]

Perez sucks

[atomic egret]

Keep Lawson in the AT and just put Dangy into the RB when his wrist is better

[high cedar]

Oreos not cookies

Cookie cookie

[thorn topaz]

Perez woke up and thought this was a demolition derby

[dawn siren]

He was here before you were therefore he is cookie

[atomic egret]

Oh look, it's the degan cookie!

[candid bone]

perez....

[high cedar]

But Oreos not cookies they Oreos

[lofty hearth]

2 weeks of demo derby racing

[dawn siren]

Perez really giving Helmut more fuel lmao

[thorn topaz]

Helmut is about to commit domestic terrorism

[lofty hearth]

lewis is off

[atomic egret]

Give Helmut his nut to get rid of Perez, then get rid of Helmut

[sinful kiln]

wow wide lewis

[lofty hearth]

what is happening with mercs today

[west jewel]

Merc

[candid bone]

that kerb can hurt the car yea?

[thorn topaz]

Yes

[high cedar]

Definitely

[atomic egret]

Max pite

[sinful kiln]

bit slow for max

[thorn topaz]

Granted its not as bad as the old murder kerbs but yes, they can damage the floor pretty nicely

[atomic egret]

Wait, did he just go med to med?

[sinful kiln]

4.0 fow lewis

[high cedar]

These two are going to take each other out

[high cedar]

Yes

[candid bone]

stop the count

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Oh shut up George

[random gale]

Lando P1?

[woeful dawn]

Max pitted

[thorn topaz]

Solid 2.5 stop for Lando

Christ, Ferrari didnt fuck it up

2.5 for Sharl as well

[lofty hearth]

it's a miracle

[thorn topaz]

They'll probably fuck it up soon

[sinful kiln]

i guess they will fuck up sainz pit stop.

[thorn topaz]

We are checking

[high cedar]

Box box box

[sinful kiln]

sainz pit

[random gale]

Can lando get back up into podium positions?

[sinful kiln]

yes

[candid pebble]

he definitely has the pace for it

[thorn topaz]

And hes on new Hards

Which many drivers dont really have more of

[lofty hearth]

plan B for George

[thorn topaz]

Oh dear, Alonso is mad

[sinful kiln]

alonso

[lofty hearth]

stroll is out

[sinful kiln]

why?

[thorn topaz]

Rear damage

[sinful kiln]

ahh

[high cedar]

All the people who crash are retiring

[dawn siren]

Sargent in the pits

he retiring too

lmao

[lofty hearth]

another one 😂

[sinful kiln]

florida man getting out from the pits

[high cedar]

Just need alpine to go home and we are safe

Maybe not Sargent back going

[lofty hearth]

Alonso doesn't sound happy

[sinful kiln]

"think of something!"

[thorn topaz]

But yeah, Florida man retiring. Probs just sent him out for a single lap to see if the issue they have was fixed

[high cedar]

Yea possibly

[dawn siren]

There it is

[thorn topaz]

Lando

[sinful kiln]

mcl civil war?

[random gale]

Yeah I just heard the radio comms in the F1 App

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1705820858227585068?t=yjHpjC87eMBhh939hdvp4g&s=19

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Aston Martin: "Lance had a rear wing failure - we boxed his car for an inspection and had to retire it for safety reasons."

#F1 #JapaneseGP

Likes

179

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 5:45 AM

[dusky harbor]

Fuck norris complains

[random gale]

Lando P2

[sinful kiln]

wtf? perez back in the car?

[thorn topaz]

Hang on, Perez back in the car. Wot

Albon retiring

[atomic egret]

wtf

[random gale]

They can't re-enter the race once retiring correct?

[lofty hearth]

only makes sense to swap the Mclaren's with the tire difference

[thorn topaz]

Well, Mark Webber did re-enter a race once

[lofty hearth]

considering George is 1 stopping

[high cedar]

As a Williams fan

[thorn topaz]

Looks like they are sending Perez back out

[random gale]

Can they do that?

[atomic egret]

with permission

[lofty hearth]

it's to serve his penalty

[atomic egret]

I'm fairly sure they have to ask the stewards

[lofty hearth]

so he doesn't get a grid penalty

[high cedar]

Yea if you have outside assistance say a marshal pushed you back on track you can't rejoin

[dusky harbor]

Funnily enough, doesnt perez fucking his race mean rb dont get constructor's in japan?

[thorn topaz]

Dont give Helmut more ammo Kiwi

[atomic egret]

we want more ammo

[lofty hearth]

i think red bull just need to outscore Merc and they will get the constructors

[dusky harbor]

Oh yeah they just need to outscore merc by 1 point

Imagine if perez goes out, and spins it and crashes

[high cedar]

Red flag Perez gets his place back Perez wins

[lofty hearth]

crashes into max would be peak Perez

[atomic egret]

he is still like 15 laps dfown

[high cedar]

.... unless there is a red flag

[thorn topaz]

The potential for domestic terrorism is rather high

[high cedar]

Someone is frantically going through the regulations

[thorn topaz]

Bernie did

[high cedar]

Now delay TV hadn't got that far

[candid bone]

in b4 he comes out and cause another accident

[dusky harbor]

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1705825087662805159?s=19

Formula 1 (@F1)

As it stands Red Bull are in position to win the constructors' championship 👀

LAP 32/53
Red Bull +25 points
Ferrari +22
Mercedes +14

#F1 #JapaneseGP

Likes

797

Retweets

112

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 6:02 AM

Max is just doing it himself

[sinful kiln]

piastri pit

good stop

[random gale]

Good stop indeed

[high cedar]

The CGI adverts on one of the corners keep getting confused

[atomic egret]

Maybe Marko is just making him sit in the naughty seat fr the race

[lofty hearth]

perez is back out

[high cedar]

Going to try and get fastest lap

[random gale]

Who are you all voting as DOD

[sinful kiln]

perez

[worn mortar]

Im so confused

[high cedar]

No points but points won't go to Hamilton

[high cedar]

About?

[worn mortar]

Perez

[lofty hearth]

😂

[high cedar]

Car was broken so retired but it's working enough to do a few laps to do a 5 second penalty he has to avoid getting it next race

[sinful kiln]

perez in the pit

[high cedar]

Don't think the graphic goes over 6 laps down

[candid bone]

https://tenor.com/view/snip-snap-michael-scott-the-office-gif-15109128

[sinful kiln]

perez is back

[lofty hearth]

piastry into 3rd

[sinful kiln]

perez going to retire again

[thorn topaz]

Perez retiring again

[atomic egret]

what a sham

[high cedar]

Is that a new record most times retired in a single race

[lofty hearth]

I don't think the 1 stop was the correct strat

[high cedar]

Nah

Unless he gets super speed on what ever tires

Leclerc still can't get past though

[lofty hearth]

and he's through

[high cedar]

Eventually

[sinful kiln]

400 points if max win. only 54 points behind his last year points.

[thorn topaz]

Sharl noted for leaving the track and gaining an advantage lmao

[warped cave]

Managed to wake up for the last few laps

[trim girder]

in the 5 mins its taken me to come up stairs, has Jorge lost to Ham yet?

sky is still loading

[thorn topaz]

Oh, no further investigation

[high cedar]

It's coming

[atomic egret]

Cmon, take each other out

[thorn topaz]

That was fast

Go on Osama Bin Russell, do it

[high cedar]

But Russell needs to pit anyway

Guessing a soft dash

[atomic egret]

They want to make sure Max can't take back the purple

[thorn topaz]

lmao George calm down

[sinful kiln]

sainz overtake russell now

[thorn topaz]

And there is the human sacrifice

[trim girder]

1 or 2 laps before Sainz takes him?

[lofty hearth]

yep George's tires are basically dead no reason to hold lewis up

[sinful kiln]

sainz

[high cedar]

Oh George did pit

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

When did he pit

[candid bone]

https://tenor.com/view/leatylrs-toto-wolff-gif-24039040

[lofty hearth]

erm let me check

[thorn topaz]

Dont worry, Toto isnt at the track. No headsets will be harmed

LMAO Sainz

[sinful kiln]

[candid bone]

[random gale]

Is Toto ill? Or just not there?

[candid bone]

surgery

[thorn topaz]

He had surgery

[random gale]

I didn't know that

[thorn topaz]

To fix the arm he broke during the summer break

[high cedar]

Is that from the water ski

[lofty hearth]

so George boxed on lap 25

[high cedar]

It's too early didn't think he had pitted

[atomic egret]

Is Max back into the points with overtakes?

I mean lapped

[sinful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/supermax-verstappen-f1-nederland-zandvoort-gif-21797624

[trim girder]

he hasnt finished yet? smh. washes

[thorn topaz]

There is the WCC

[lofty hearth]

and business as usual resumed

[sinful kiln]

Piastri podium

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-gif-5787388

[thorn topaz]

Good shit Pastry

[random gale]

Oscar will be happy to get his first f1 podium

[random gale]

Good shit Mr Pastry

[trim girder]

Mcln 2-3

[atomic egret]

Damn it, I want to cheer for McLaren so bad

but I can't

[high cedar]

McLaren have improved a lot since the start of the season

[thorn topaz]

Watch Max take the Drivers championship at the Sprint in Qatar

[random gale]

Good shit Mclaren, Good shit Lando and Good shit Oscar

[high cedar]

Might as well give the trophy now

[sinful kiln]

spring race again

[dusky harbor]

Coming for redbull

Only 20 seconds off

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-air-quotes-gif-18226933

[random gale]

I voted for Oscar as DoD

[lofty hearth]

closer than any other team at least

[atomic egret]

Aww, not enoiugh people voted for the meems

[sinful kiln]

MCL might overtake AM before the end of the season. its only alonso scoring for AM.

[candid pebble]

MCL should overtake AM tbh

[dusky harbor]

But redbull should consider replacing perez

[random gale]

Time for another Famous Lando Champagne Spike

[atomic egret]

How easily breakable are the trophies?

[trim girder]

Lando will find a way.

[thorn topaz]

Time to break the fancy trophy that lights up in the national colours when its kissed

[high cedar]

They look somewhat solid

[thorn topaz]

If there is will there is a way

Fuck it, break the constructors trophy, no balls

[high cedar]

Is there is a Norris there is a way

[atomic egret]

I'm waiting for the time Lando does his spike of the bottle and the bottom just breaks away and it goes all over him

[thorn topaz]

Oh ffs

[sinful kiln]

norris is there soo

[thorn topaz]

Damon Hill

[high cedar]

At least it's not Patrick

[thorn topaz]

Its almost worse

At least hes not on for long

[trim girder]

still feel like an hour..

[dusky harbor]

Atleast hill can ask decent questions, not like the american bird

[atomic egret]

Oh wait, he's from Melbourne? Can't cheer for him

[high cedar]

At least he's had his nap before the interview

[dusky harbor]

Lewis hamilton is 33 points away from perez in p2 btw

[thorn topaz]

They better hurry up with this. Damon might fall asleep at any point

[dusky harbor]

[thorn topaz]

kek, Perez is fucked

[high cedar]

Then I sleep

Why does Max look mad

Or is that resting max face

[dawn siren]

If your dad was Jos would you ever be happy?

[trim girder]

they havent given his champ trophy he won back in march/april

[high cedar]

True

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

He's annoyed he had to reset his record run

[high cedar]

You don't get the championship trophies till the end of the year anyway

[sinful kiln]

Podcast is back

[dawn siren]

Do you think the team will phone it in with Perez the rest of the year now that they have constructors and max is about to get drivers? lmao

[atomic egret]

They mentioned the podcast on the podcast

[sinful kiln]

so meta of them

[atomic egret]

"I was watching on the TV"

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

https://twitter.com/TomP1Bellingham/status/1705829982704959951?s=19

Tom Bellingham (@TomP1Bellingham)

Every non-Red Bull fan:

Likes

1352

Retweets

157

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 6:22 AM

[dawn siren]

lol

[lofty hearth]

ok I'm off to bed see you lot next time 🛌

[trim girder]

surprised they let him out without tape across his mouth. ballsy

[high cedar]

Nice nursery rhyme to sleep too

[atomic egret]

I'm surprised he isn't still glaring holes in Checo

Does it work as a PS5?

Is that a go pro on the bottle?

[thorn topaz]

Yes

[high cedar]

Sometimes see it in social

[thorn topaz]

They always have a gopro on the winner's bottle

[trim girder]

no Lando smash, Horner is up there, dont want to piss off his future boss

[atomic egret]

Yay, another Sports Washing GP!

[high cedar]

Anyway I sleep now till touring cars start

[atomic egret]

Now I can watch the Crisps episode of F**kface Podcast

[dawn siren]

2 weeks

[thorn topaz]

Checo is only 5 points away from a race ban

[atomic egret]

That's amazing with how many time he has made contact with others

[thorn topaz]

O no, RPM has a new video up on his Patreon

Its quite something

[atomic egret]

About PerZ?

[thorn topaz]

And Stroll

Singapore GP in general

[warped cave]

https://x.com/FastestPitStop/status/1705853365039628778?s=20

Fastest Pitstop (@FastestPitStop)

A record that you don’t want to break… 😫

Lando Norris now holds the record for most points scored by a driver without a win.

#F1 #JapaneseGP

Likes

8166

Retweets

243

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 7:55 AM

[high cedar]

Nico will be happy

[restive inlet]

Good morning can't wait for the Japanese GP!!

[high cedar]

twitter is takiing the race well.......

[candid pebble]

i mean like usually

[thorn topaz]

Doesnt matter what happens or doesnt happen during a race, Twitter will always have aneurysms over something

[high cedar]

mean seem to very mad about red bull both perez going back out and them wining by breaking cost cap

seems more mad than usual

[candid pebble]

they always complain about the cost cap thing when RB is winning

the Perez thing was weird sure but it all happened with FIA ok

[high cedar]

we will see if they broke the cap next year

which i dont think people understand the cap is for the previous season

[thorn topaz]

https://twitter.com/karunchandhok/status/1705916682026262609

Karun Chandhok (@karunchandhok)

Hmm… Looks like Gasly wasn’t pleased with his team order to let Ocon through on the last lap of the race.

Likes

907

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 12:06 PM

kek

[dusky harbor]

[tranquil tapir]

So ferrari getting most out their car then

[restive inlet]

Perez did like a 26 min lap

Because he dnfed and then went out later

His average speed that lap was something close to 4 km/h I believe

[tranquil tapir]

Could've walked it quicker lol

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

Thought my internet had gone all dial up

Obviously not

[atomic egret]

Max can win the championship without even scoring at the Sprint if Checo also doesn't score

[sinful kiln]

someone said that max can win if he get P6 or better during the sprint

[restive inlet]

It's almost certain Max will become the first WDC outside a race

Because it's a sprint 😉

[sinful kiln]

that would be pretty cool

[restive inlet]

Max fucking hates sprints

Makes it funnier tbh

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

I think the sprint should be a separate championship

[sinful kiln]

why?

if that is the case, they should have different cars too.

with different power unit and all other things.

[high cedar]

Just think it should be a different championship just for the drivers as sometimes people further down score but makes no difference to the championship

[trim girder]

Sprint should be carless. 2 lap foot race.

[candid pebble]

i could do without sprints tbh

[high cedar]

Or make it more interesting reverse grid or something

Or maybe like formula e and do shoot outs

That would be good for Monaco something might happen then

[candid pebble]

i mean the only thing that then would happen is less and less drivers on the track

[high cedar]

like some sort of elimination think they tried that with quali once

it went well...

[high cedar]

https://racer.com/2023/09/26/hawkins-becomes-latest-woman-to-test-modern-f1-machinery/?s=33

Would be interesting to see what the reference laps times were

[sinful kiln]

https://i.redd.it/o0wvt231mfqb1.png florida man, stroll and perez in top of WDC. pretty interesting to see alonso, bottas and max in the bottom.

this was before suzuka race.

[high cedar]

So who's leading Sargent or Perez

[sinful kiln]

sargent

someone made a more interactive page https://lookerstudio.google.com/u/0/reporting/3841c96f-e950-4704-a088-e4019d805126/page/p_4kahfsee9c it got some more updated numbers. logan with 3.9m. stroll 2.6m perez 2.3m

[high cedar]

Best graphics

Not mobile friendly though

Just don't know how the teams can justify keeping drivers that cause so much damage in the cost cap era it's not just money it's development being lost

[atomic egret]

Odd they didn't include Danny, considering he isn't driving because of a crash

[dusky harbor]

https://youtu.be/_wUiFURsiH4?si=ec2_5Nu51aS-zJuQ

Another banger

[atomic egret]

Well, that was a picture to start with

Nein nein nein nein nein

[warped cave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnIn_x2SZLQ

[atomic egret]

For a moment, I thought that was an in memorium

[high cedar]

https://youtu.be/ThIy_SusOaA?si=mmRyUXr69eIGP8Ag

[warped cave]

My mom is visiting from the US and this was on her rental car.

[high cedar]

are those things colour coded to the teams

[atomic egret]

#1147167671515889785 message

[high cedar]

MSV (uk racing circuit operator) just emailed saying 2024 season passes out now from £99

which one is £99

the only major event at Cadwell is the British superbikes and maybe time attack everything else is various amateur and classics

i hate marketing sometimes

i have maybe spent £113 at Oulton this year not sure if its worth it of course prices have gone up probably

[high cedar]

Speaking of pricing grandstand seating is all that's left for Silverstone next year

[sinful kiln]

are you going?

[high cedar]

Well if I was it would be £1k nearly on tickets cost of getting there and let's just say £900 for a hotel because of the distance could get there and back in a day

So no Im not going it's probably cheaper to go to a European race with flights and hotel

[wraith stratus]

yeah Silverstone is crazy expensive, if you are going to a European race probably the cheapest would be Hungary or Spa

[high cedar]

Yea wouldn't chance spa with the weather though

[wraith stratus]

nah Spa is great, weather is part of the experience would love to go one year

[high cedar]

True it's more if no racing happens

[wraith stratus]

yeah i guess, but that can happen anywhere

[high cedar]

Yea maybe

Unless you go to the middle east

[atomic egret]

Sure, no chance of rain, but always a chance of a stray missile

[high cedar]

Which is probably worse

[wraith stratus]

believe it or not it can actually rain in the middle east seem to remember a couple of years ago there was actually a decent chance of it raining at Abu Dhabi during qualifying or practice, but the rain stayed away

[high cedar]

Yea it can but probability is low and probably not like being in a washing machine like at spa

[atomic egret]

And you can say hai to the boobs

Get it? haboob? It's a weather

[candid pebble]

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/mummy-sandstorm-face-gif-17579596

[finite sun]

Eh, when you spray salt into the air to make it rain you can just schedule it around the GP, easy

[atomic egret]

Yeah, like Spaz has been doing with his revenge operation against F1

[sinful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/bottas-valtteri-bottas-f1-race-week-gif-25691637

https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/1708754194969100786

Tobi Grüner 🏁 (@tgruener)

Latest plans for the 2026 tech rules: Width of the cars to be reduced to 190 cm (now 200 cm). Wheelbase shortened at least to 340 cm (now 360 cm). Smaller cars & wings will result in 40% less downforce.

More details in our AMuS story (in German): https://t.co/npgeEnaHW2

Likes

377

Twitter · Oct 2, 2023, 8:02 AM

[high cedar]

Still won't be able to overtake around Monaco

[atomic egret]

Dammit, just put some rocket engines on a go kart and let us watch that!

[sinful kiln]

they should stop all development because of that okey

[high cedar]

not not at all development should continue just bin Monaco or make it some sort of special format

[atomic egret]

Monaco needs a sprinkler system

[thorn topaz]

https://twitter.com/McLarenF1/status/1708784683843019151

McLaren (@McLarenF1)

🚨 ONLINE 🚨

After years of planning, preparation and construction, the new wind tunnel at the MTC is up and running!

#F1

Likes

3026

Retweets

166

Twitter · Oct 2, 2023, 10:03 AM

[high cedar]

Mclaren rocket ship inbound

so MTC opened on 2003 and by 2010 the tunnel was unfit for purpose

that whole place seems to be impractical from the various things i have read

[candid pebble]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1708860163002617885

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

OFFICIAL: Andretti is the only new team application approved by the FIA

Will now be referred to FOM for commercial discussions

#F1

Likes

127

Twitter · Oct 2, 2023, 3:03 PM

[finite sun]

Please don't kill it FOM

[high cedar]

Some teams want them some don't will see

[restive inlet]

FOM can't kill it

FOM can deny them commercial access

Which would make it illegal to broadcast the Andretti cars btw

But technically they could still race

WIthout the FOM which means we'll get 2 ghost cars

We can never see them on broadcast but they are on track

[high cedar]

But that would effectively kill it

[sinful kiln]

but they can still win WDC and WCC?

[restive inlet]

Ye

[sinful kiln]

that would be hilarious

[restive inlet]

The FIA allowed them to come race

[high cedar]

Congratulations to team A on the WDC

[restive inlet]

the FOM would allow them to be on broadcasts ect

[high cedar]

But no broadcast means the sponsor won't get the coverage so they would probably pull out

[restive inlet]

But FOM would be stupid to say no at Andretti Cadillac

They are willing to pay money as well

The entry fee of 200M if not more was needed

But for the Americans Andretti is a better racing name than Haas

😂

[sinful kiln]

maybe Colton Herta will be a better f1 driver compared to the current american driver.

[high cedar]

Maybe they can take Florida man as well

Yea nobody has heard of haas

[atomic egret]

We have word if Fangy is back this week?

*Dangy

[sinful kiln]

who?

Liam is their driver now

with yuki

[thorn topaz]

Doesnt look like it Kao, probs one more weekend with the Kiwi

[high cedar]

Chief Yuki https://youtu.be/BkS6WTCr_V4?si=gNSuKfLrRJhJ96W9

I like how the chief is a bit too tall for the kitchen but Yuki still needs a step

[thorn topaz]

https://twitter.com/FastestPitStop/status/1709209383287087195

Fastest Pitstop (@FastestPitStop)

🚨 CONFIRMED: Liam Lawson will race in this weekend's Qatar GP, with Daniel Ricciardo targeting a return in Austin.

#F1 #QatarGP

Likes

2555

Retweets

132

Twitter · Oct 3, 2023, 2:10 PM

[atomic egret]

Aww, bugger. It sucks when you want to see both people do well.

Is it LV after Qatar?

Nope, Austin

[wraith stratus]

Austin, Mexico, Brazil, Vegas, Abu Dhabi

[atomic egret]

Makes sense that Dangy would return in Texas

[restive inlet]

MCL is sueing for 23m

Things explained

[sinful kiln]

Palou likes to sign contracts

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

Palou saying who he is racing for

[restive inlet]

Also meant to say atleast 23M

[atomic egret]

Hmm. Wonder if one party Grosjean for the new F1 seat and the other party said no.

[candid pebble]

i just read that there are rumours that Stroll Sr wants to sell his team to some Saudi Arabian fond lead by Aramco, apparently especially since Lance has lost interest in driving in F1, obviously they are denying that

[mossy bramble]

"Lost Interest"

[thorn topaz]

The Saudis already tried to make Stroll Sr to move his F1 HQ to Saudi Arabia a couple of years ago. After they broke ground on their new HQ at Silverstone

They also wanted the entire F1 HQ to move there, but glhf

[candid pebble]

yeah the article said his mom is also pressuring him into giving up F1 because of the accidents he already had 😄

[thorn topaz]

Please listen to your mum Lance

[high cedar]

At the end of the day these are just rumours but maybe it's the only way to sack his son

[atomic egret]

Guess what I buyed

[sinful kiln]

vegemite cheesecake?

[atomic egret]

Not vegemite

[tranquil tapir]

The idea there could be a vegimite cheesecake makes me wanna vomit lol

[dusky harbor]

fuck this leg of races

cba waking up at those times

[atomic egret]

Oh fuck, it exists. https://www.delicious.com.au/recipes/vegemite-cheesecake-recipe/5b21jx2z

[sinful kiln]

Las vegas will be fine for you?

[sinful kiln]

Easy difficulty. Sounds like you can make it for the next race

[dusky harbor]

yeah like 4pm my time sunday i think

[high cedar]

Marmite versions also exist

[atomic egret]

Promite is superior

[high cedar]

Promite?

Sounds like some sort of construction materials brand

[atomic egret]

It's basically the same as the others, but it has a taste that I personally prefer

[high cedar]

That explains the pro

[atomic egret]

Well, it's officially Rawe Ceek. It is pissing down

[dusky harbor]

huh

off topic but also motorsport

its bathurst 1000 week

[atomic egret]

Wonder if they'll beploy a Dangy before his return

[finite sun]

Eh, this channel is unofficially the motorsport channel :p

[high cedar]

we could re name it to Motorracing

Does anyone want to watch the live timing page with all the data?

more cars more bowling pins - Bottas

https://tenor.com/view/head-phones-music-recording-studio-listening-to-music-bart-gif-8009181

[atomic egret]

MUSIC WAS MISSED

[high cedar]

As long as it was for cheesecake

[atomic egret]

It isn't quali or spit

aperinbt

fuck spelling

[high cedar]

But you need starter cheesecake

[atomic egret]

I have crackers and cheese

[high cedar]

Near enough

[atomic egret]

🟢

[atomic egret]

They need some roombas

[high cedar]

Will probably be fine F1 cars are just expensive roombas

[atomic egret]

Sigh. Ferrari Ferrari'ing it already

[high cedar]

We have an issue. Do you want me to slow down? No push no push

Helpful

[dusky harbor]

slippery btw

[atomic egret]

Because it's a giant ball of plasma?

[high cedar]

Nah it's a different sun that doesn't want Max to win

Is that the sun crofty didn't know that

[dawn siren]

the sun is on #teamLH

[atomic egret]

Hey, Sky.. Any time you think about putting on Danica Patrick.. Get this lady

[high cedar]

yea jessica knows things

its jesus

[atomic egret]

Bah. Sure, go to ad in the middle of Crofty saying something

[high cedar]

Sky also went to an ad

Probably didn't get the message

the budget cap is really hurting Haas

[atomic egret]

Bloody hell

"Why? I don't WANNA!"

[high cedar]

Max push from pit exit. Why? just push. goes slowly

https://tenor.com/view/butidontwanna-idontwantto-gif-24051329

end of practice

[atomic egret]

MUSIC!

[atomic egret]

Nah, is way too late/early. Will have it first session tomorrow, whatever the fuck it is on a sprint weekend

[high cedar]

Red bull trying to give the team seizures

https://fxtwitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1710326452833444173?t=2Lw430vSMoKVhBgAYAu9DA&s=19

[atomic egret]

Ocon and Gasly keeping at it

[high cedar]

Hard for Aston to beat people this weekend says Karun as Alonso goes fastest

[atomic egret]

Squeaky bum time?

[high cedar]

For Alex going off yes

Ohh now the commentary catches up

Go on Florida man

[trim girder]

whens green light? half past or top of the hour?

[atomic egret]

already green

[trim girder]

oh

[atomic egret]

almost done with Q1`

30 secs

Cmon ALbo

[high cedar]

So close for Sargent

[atomic egret]

Chair fucked Alonson

hahah, Stroll wall punching

[high cedar]

Maybe he should learn to be less bad

[atomic egret]

Focking the wall

[high cedar]

At least it's not the car in the wall

[atomic egret]

Give him time

🟢

[high cedar]

Crash in quali tomorrow instead

[atomic egret]

wtf

what was that juke

[high cedar]

Is Ferrari doing

[high cedar]

We are checking

[restive inlet]

Sainz out

Perez too?

Perez lap time deleted

[normal hill]

[high cedar]

Rip

[atomic egret]

Cmon Albo

Kill Perez for Dangy!

Oh, Perez deleted

Killed himself for Dangy

[high cedar]

Went slightly wide

[atomic egret]

Oh, it was a human, not a wall. Poor little rich boy

[warped cave]

Damn stroll proper madge

[atomic egret]

Keeping an eye on RPM twitter?

Nope, nothing since sept 17

Chair goes WAAAAH

Pit lane silly buggers

wtf was that, Jorj?

[warped cave]

RIP Norris

[atomic egret]

Oh no, Rosberg tomorrow

ouch

[high cedar]

Send help

So who is actually top 3

[atomic egret]

Max, Jorj Ham?

[meager basin]

Poor Oscar, finding out his time was deleted during the interview

[high cedar]

Both McLarens fair cop way over

Poor Oscar got hey your 3rd Norris got snapped then got snapped himself

[atomic egret]

Fuck share holders

[high cedar]

How you feeling? @#£#&* - Norris

But why did it take so long to decide it was obvious even from TV cameras

[atomic egret]

I would rather they take their time to be sure than to be quick and make a mistake when there is no need for haste

[high cedar]

Well until you start having to swap around interviews the Norris one especially was obvious from the heli

But I do agree taking time with some of the more borderline Ones

[atomic egret]

Then maybe the broadcasters should wait instead of pouncing on the drivers as soon as they're out of the cars?

Anyway.. should go to bed before the sun shows its damn face

OOH WAIT! We have an RPM tweet!

https://twitter.com/RocketPMohawk/status/1710360295200145448

Okay, fine, don't show a preview..

[high cedar]

What did west ham United do wrong

Also yea he's a stuck up spoilt idiot who can't drive well but some of those names are a bit far

[warped cave]

Sheesh

[dawn siren]

Merc did well

will be exciting to see those 2 in a car that isn't built with faulty wind tunnel data like this one was.

[high cedar]

Will Buxton with some matrix moves https://fxtwitter.com/wbuxtonofficial/status/1710419183865913836?t=qwgq5amiSPNRtfevz6j3QQ&s=19

FIA when Carlos risks breaking the lap time rule by not blocking max but thus breaking the unreasonable defending rules

[warped cave]

https://fxtwitter.com/oscarpiastri/status/1710370948463911419?s=46&t=8KHDpw0AY6oPXLrVfc-s3A/

[dusky harbor]

Also oscar out qualifying lando in 4 of the last 6 races is unreal

[finite sun]

Imagine buying a social media website and making it so fucking shit that when someone clicks a link to it, it doesn't open the app

[sinful kiln]

i bet he is pretty happy switching to mclaren instead of being with alpine.

[atomic egret]

Will it finally happen? Will the one that Perez makes contact with this week be Max?

[high cedar]

http://www.skysports.com/share/12978948

[meager basin]

The Sprint Shootout will also start at 16:20 local time, because they will change track limits in turns 12-13, so they will give them 10 minutes to test it out

[wraith stratus]

Ah yes, so Sir Lewis complains and then the track limits are changed, lets just have everyone take corners at a million miles an hour and run miles off the track, heck why even bother painting the white lines at all

[high cedar]

yea just paint them on the barriers

[high cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/HaasF1Team/status/1710624991841071409?t=YC0HVqNCCCHjoXC_YLBI_w&s=19

https://fxtwitter.com/AlbertFabrega/status/1710618886972842437?t=vAVb-vYtCWrkNbPxP_TXeA&s=19

[atomic egret]

They're narrowing the curner, not expanding it

[high cedar]

What I was about to say

Interesting

https://fxtwitter.com/tgruener/status/1710597133743575544?t=yhNteBLe4rXNWm4DR82TnQ&s=19