🏁Motorsports

[wild wigeon]

i shitlorded christian

[candid pebble]

i would have to agree with Aaron there, doesnt even matter if its European or American Football

[atomic egret]

Silly Scullys

I mean Malders

[restive inlet]

I rather binge watch every NFL game of last season than watch 1 Euro vision contest

[high cedar]

But Eurovision has international competition the Australians are in it

Robots refuel well..... https://youtu.be/1O4bXocMj0A?si=o-nUvfT3TARGCd8r

[high cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/autosport/status/1701576212571627989?t=aisP3Q0CP9VXIWNeORviCA&s=19

A visual way to show the track changes

[atomic egret]

Norris: McLaren ‘the closest we’ve ever been’ to an F1 race win...

Ahem, Dangy won a race

[high cedar]

f1 win since when...

[restive inlet]

Thank you for a contextless qoute!
For those also wondering:
https://www.motorsportweek.com/2023/09/12/norris-mclaren-the-closest-weve-ever-been-to-an-f1-race-win/#:~:text=“Whereas%2C in the past there,winning races%2C it's now.”
It seems like context is that Norris was talking about feeling. He feels he can win a race now due to MCL actually keeping up on improvements instead of before were MCL was dropping the ball on keeping up after promising weekends (Like 2021 Monza)

[high cedar]

yea the headline is not great

[restive inlet]

It has begun

[high cedar]

McLaren probably can't use smoking related sponsors in Singapore so have conveniently got a different livery https://fxtwitter.com/autosport/status/1701880298722443747?t=8MSp-9l9trfHtTf5DMFzQQ&s=19

[tranquil tapir]

Hadn't realised were still sponsored by the tobacco industry

[high cedar]

https://www.mclaren.com/racing/partners/british-american-tobacco/accelerating-transformation/

Yea through vuse and velo

Ferrari are still sponsored by tabacco based of the website but haven't seen anything on the car

[dusky harbor]

Ah yes the stealth livery

Aka weight bois

[high cedar]

If only they spent all the money on the development rather than keep changing the livery

[sinful kiln]

http://www.weather.gov.sg/weather-forecast-4dayoutlook/

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/mick-schumacher-wet-mick-schumacher-radio-f1wet-radio-gif-26220041

not again

[sinful kiln]

FP3 might have rain. quali and the race is in the evening. might be dry by that time?

[high cedar]

Maybe

[thorn topaz]

Its Singapore. It can start raining any second. Not really sure why people are surprised lmao

[high cedar]

think people are just sick of the rain

[tranquil tapir]

I'm not usually better racing

[high cedar]

occasionally definitely better stratagy

[finite sun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79uIBV-UnUA Interesting listen to say the least

[high cedar]

so he is on about Helmut being racist while being even more racist

that guy is deranged

[atomic egret]

Stupid 24 hours. I want vroom vroom now

[wraith stratus]

Some of us have to wait until Saturday because of stupid work

[sinful kiln]

Some of us making bets if kaotac going to miss his cheesecake for quali

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/alfaromeostake/status/1702249812828074425?t=itkCZwVa8dqx2Z0Wlg2FRg&s=19

Alfa Romeo F1 Team Stake (@alfaromeostake)

Strength in consistency. 💪

An unchanged line-up for 2024 will see the fast and exciting duo of @ValtteriBottas & @ZhouGuanyu24 lead our charge on track for a third consecutive #F1 season, with @TPourchaire continuing his development in the Sauber Academy.

Read more. ⬇️

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 9:15 AM

[atomic egret]

I bought my niece a birthday pressie, so probably won't be able to afford one this week

[sinful kiln]

nice i hope she will be happy getting it

[high cedar]

Should have got a giant cheesecake and shared it

[high cedar]

Hmmm

[atomic egret]

I'm gonna grab a box Golden Gaytime brownie mix and make some of those for Quali and to share with Niece

[high cedar]

ohh they look good

never heard of them though

[atomic egret]

Based off an iconic Aussie ice cream

[high cedar]

is it like vegimite

[atomic egret]

It is a toffee and vanilla ice cream dipped in compound chocolate, and wrapped in vanilla biscuit-like "crumbs" on a wooden paddlepop-stick

[high cedar]

ohhh compound chocolate ?

[atomic egret]

According to Wiki

[high cedar]

What is compound chocolate?

Just like ‘real’ chocolate, compound chocolate’s main ingredient comes from the cacao bean. However, the crucial difference is the level of cocoa butter. Compound chocolate uses vegetable fats, such as coconut oil, soy, or palm kernel oil, in place of cocoa butter.

[atomic egret]

What can I say? It's a classic, but it's cheap

Anyway. Gonna try go to sleep early so I can wake up early and go shopping

[dusky harbor]

oh no

the american bird is back

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/no-god-no-god-please-no-no-noooooooooooo-movie-gif-19907882

might have to watch out of sync F1 tv commentary

very PR response from checo

[dusky harbor]

oh god this the helmut thing?

[high cedar]

yea

[dusky harbor]

its hard cause helmut is like the big dog from redbull

[high cedar]

yea redbull drivers being PR in the response cant bad mouth him

not mentioning that the American woman said something similar though

[sinful kiln]

U NO lIKE american bird?

[high cedar]

who does

[dusky harbor]

no

her interview questions are horse shit

[high cedar]

she needs to get on the straight away and get lost

[sinful kiln]

i only have the F1TV stuff

[high cedar]

lucky you

[sinful kiln]

was that the lady who made some weird comments about women in motorsport or something like that a while ago?

[high cedar]

yea

women dont have the mentality to be racing drivers

[dusky harbor]

oh did she say that

[high cedar]

which is the sexist version of what helmut said

something along those lines

“You have to, you know, handle the car – not only just the car because that’s skill, but the mindset that it takes to be really good is something that’s not normal in a feminine mind, a female mind." “You just want to go after them, and that’s just not a natural feminine thought. I say that because I’ve asked my friends about it, and they’re like, ‘Yeah, that’s not how I think.'”

this was to a child on the F1 kids broadcast thing

[dusky harbor]

yeah there should be drs on the new straight

[high cedar]

wounder why norris does not like extra straights

[dusky harbor]

also there more ive listened to lando, hes a driver but fuck hes not smart

[sinful kiln]

@high cedar , do you like williams livery for this race?

[high cedar]

its alright

[dusky harbor]

the williams livery on line being mocked for being mclaren

like its gulf not mclaren

[high cedar]

but they did something very similar with the same sponsor

[dusky harbor]

yeah gulf always puts their livery on most cars theyt sponsor

Formula Redbull boys

[high cedar]

prefer the middle two the bottom one is awful the top one they are using is boring

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Oh no, kids are back

MUSHEEEK!

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/ernando-alonso-formula1-happy-alonso-champion-gif-14655528

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-ron-swanson-screaming-scream-screams-gif-21763857

[atomic egret]

Kinda warm tonight

[high cedar]

mutes sky commentary

definitely muting sky

[dusky harbor]

eh rachel, bernie and karun arent terrible

all are leagues above hill

quick edit mb

[high cedar]

rachel is just a pundit who asks dumb questions Karun is a hopeless failed driver and they always ask bernie dumb questions she does not know how to answer

least its not the american

[atomic egret]

🟢

[high cedar]

im guessing sky is being told about all 20 onboards you can watch

[dusky harbor]

did alfa get ferrari mechanics?

"we are checking"

[high cedar]

i might be on fire

"we are checking"

max on about downshifts again

[dusky harbor]

"this rb is shit"

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/bounce-viralhog-bouncy-bump-low-rider-gif-23296533

bit bumpy

[sinful kiln]

lawson and florida man is not last

[dusky harbor]

fuck hes hot isnt he

[high cedar]

while zhou might be on fire is last

[dusky harbor]

redbull midfield team confirmed

[high cedar]

red bull not on rails for once

[dusky harbor]

this guy is a tenth off and is fucking livid about the car

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

but max has to be 10 seconds ahead

[sinful kiln]

where is strolls lap time?

[high cedar]

not gone out

done 2 laps

so done and out and in

[dusky harbor]

joinned p1 discord, i get spammed by 4 different bots

[sinful kiln]

albon going close to that wall

[dusky harbor]

think they had to get the aero rakes off

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

like why do they have 4 bots set up for the same thing?

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/puppet-awkward-looking-what-side-eye-gif-15476992

[dusky harbor]

matt, tommy??

[high cedar]

if only there was a discord server for f1 without bot spam

[sinful kiln]

i guess they where new to discord and a bunch of people recommending a bunch of bots and they added those because they didnt know better. on join messages like that is the worst 😦

[high cedar]

if only discord had such a feature which is easy to set up

[atomic egret]

Why would you park your boat up there?

[high cedar]

McLaren taking the Ferrari strategy to car design with a C spec car

whos binned it

[sinful kiln]

sainz hit the wall?

[high cedar]

wild life

[sinful kiln]

🦎

[atomic egret]

LEEZARD

[dusky harbor]

godzilla had a kid

[atomic egret]

Looks like a goanna

[high cedar]

thats a very high pool

[atomic egret]

Jesus, Fox! Three in a row of the same ad

[sinful kiln]

maybe you missed it the first two times?

[high cedar]

its like twitch ads

[dusky harbor]

right

the shannons ad?

[atomic egret]

yerah

[high cedar]

was getting 9 at a time the other night most of which where the same

[atomic egret]

FFS, here it is again

[high cedar]

i have a football ad

don't know which one you are on about

[atomic egret]

Our ads come from Fox

[high cedar]

ah

[atomic egret]

not Sky

[dusky harbor]

fox aus of course

[high cedar]

some one in a red bull is a $~!*

[atomic egret]

huh?

[high cedar]

that explains why i was getting judi dench

need a lizard flag

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-hehe-creepy-lizard-laughing-lizard-biawak-gif-5464751

[high cedar]

slippery flag seems to be the best warning option

[trim girder]

been busy setting up a new home net, hows FP1 gone?

[high cedar]

nothing intresting

other than lizards

and Russel called a red bull driver something that got bleeped

[atomic egret]

Fuck Jorjh

[trim girder]

a merc driver outburst, yea nothing special happened at least.

[dusky harbor]

how many more lizards

[atomic egret]

Damn lizards

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-dance-dancing-gecko-splash-water-gif-16871851

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-gif-21587276

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/suki-suki-the-lizard-suki-the-gecko-pink-lizard-gecko-licking-gif-11400079145059320342

[atomic egret]

That ones doesn't look healthy

[sinful kiln]

bad angle for a picture.

[atomic egret]

Yeah, Albo! Make Ted eat those worms!

[dusky harbor]

oh boy hear from horner, wonder what first question will be

[atomic egret]

Well, time for a couple hours of klepto looting

[high cedar]

And I'm going on a walk hopefully for cheesecake brownies

[dusky harbor]

holy fuck she is unbearable

[trim girder]

why is she wearing a xmas tablecloth?

[high cedar]

No brownie cheesecake got a plain one and apple fritter

[atomic egret]

Looks like no one gets cheese cake

[high cedar]

nah could not even find where it should have been

[atomic egret]

Looks like Alonso done did it

[high cedar]

he needs to do an apology think about the poor lizard getting run over

[atomic egret]

On the cooldown his race engineer says "Track is still slippery around turn 9 because of that lizard."

Holy shit. I just saw the video of Alonso's double bird murder from Indy

[high cedar]

so he is known for this. Vettel needs to have a word

[atomic egret]

Was going to post the link, but thought that was a bit of an iffy share

[high cedar]

yea probably

[atomic egret]

Wonder what the lizards were even protesting in the first place

[high cedar]

the enviroment

[atomic egret]

MOOSHIEK!

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

the one time NowTV stayed signed in I clicked the sign-in option and logged out. from habit of having to click it

its still 30c and 73% humidity

[atomic egret]

Oof, that traffic

Looks like they're going to need the silly buggers directive again

[high cedar]

which totally worked

[atomic egret]

If they fucking enforced it

[high cedar]

depends if the Italians break the rules

[atomic egret]

Oh, it's a night race.. that means we get the 2001 cam

https://tenor.com/view/2001-gif-5031951

[high cedar]

i want a lizard cam

[atomic egret]

Why would you want to look that close to Fernando's front wing?

[high cedar]

see if its flexing

alex has an issue

[sinful kiln]

@dusky harbor was right. max is a midfilder

[high cedar]

i think stroll is attracted to walls

[trim girder]

same way perez and Sainz are attracted to gravel

[high cedar]

sainz it in his dna

[sinful kiln]

sainz have been better this year compared to beginning of last year

[high cedar]

camera seption on sky

[high cedar]

non of them have set on fire yet

what is max doing

[sinful kiln]

yuki P2

[high cedar]

Albon might be out

[sinful kiln]

you think they will replace the engine? 🙂

[high cedar]

don't know the issue at the minute

[thorn topaz]

Power unit problem, so probs a ded PU

[high cedar]

maybe or electrical as he got back to the pits

this when you see who watches practice and who does not because when the team post the session times people will see p20 and want albon sacked

[thorn topaz]

Williams confirmed it was a PU problem

[sinful kiln]

max is washed

[restive inlet]

https://tenor.com/bzOWH.gif

[thorn topaz]

Kmag isnt looking totally awful for once which is nice to see

Not sure wtf Checo and Hulk are doing on mediums but oh well

Oh, its just the usual FOM error

[dusky harbor]

i was gonna say

[thorn topaz]

Yeah

One graphic says M, other one says S kek

And it wouldnt make a lot of sense to run mediums when everyone else are doing soft runs

[high cedar]

karun still thinks max is getting pole

[thorn topaz]

Of course he does

[dusky harbor]

i dunno if max will get pole

[thorn topaz]

He also blew up a Ferrari 250 GTO at Goodwood Revival

[dusky harbor]

but baring technical issues, he wins

[thorn topaz]

I highly doubt Max will get pole if Ferrari keep their pace up

[dusky harbor]

no but does max win

yes

[thorn topaz]

Oh probably

[high cedar]

Ferrari will mess up something

[atomic egret]

I wonder if they've deployed some lizard wranglers to keep them off the track or if they're all just sleeping

[dusky harbor]

ferrari will just eat its tyres

[thorn topaz]

Checo is shitting himself by the sound of it

[atomic egret]

Gasp! Brundle has been getting bounced out of places!

[thorn topaz]

Naughty naughty

[atomic egret]

Almost gave that RB a high five as it came out of the pits

[thorn topaz]

Thats nice of Carlos

Bit of encouragement goes a long way

[dusky harbor]

the new TD hurting rb?

[thorn topaz]

Vasseur finally snapped

Took some time didnt it

[dusky harbor]

holy fuck

giga brain this

ferrari double dnf

[high cedar]

crash into turn one

[atomic egret]

That ad makes me want a pet mower

[high cedar]

what

[atomic egret]

There was an ad for robot mowers. They were cute

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-mowing-yard-garden-time-cleaning-gif-14448959

not this kind then

[atomic egret]

nope

wow

Alonso has raced 100k KMs

almost

on the 26th lap of the race

[high cedar]

good luck catching that up

[trim girder]

100k in 26 laps, Aston be zooming on this circuit

[atomic egret]

No Ted

[high cedar]

2 secs crofty

[atomic egret]

G'night F1 people

[high cedar]

G night

[high cedar]

Electrical/ERS issues like I said

https://fxtwitter.com/WilliamsRacing/status/1702697722225029390?t=cBbpbOzrKgVRIh5Q6aRwgQ&s=19

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1702713895826206844?t=WVq_bx3KMmLoSNkM4Swg_Q&s=19

Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis)

📊Minisectors

Merc: 5km/h top speed deficit to Ferrari, and 4km/h to Aston.
Drag is not crucial in #SingaporeGP; still, that prevented them to be competitive on the straights. Lower PU mode too?

Ferrari lost time in the slow corners; it was quick in the fast turn 18 though
#f1

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Twitter · Sep 15, 2023, 4:00 PM

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1702741572058558650?t=Yr4uy8hlftosG68rRZ_zJg&s=19

Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis)

Top Speeds-FP2

Mercedes is suffering from evident clipping (speed decreasing towards the end of the straight while still at full throttle)
Their inherent higher drag makes their battery drain more easily, but this might point to them running a lower PU mode, too
#F1

Twitter · Sep 15, 2023, 5:50 PM

[sinful kiln]

https://the-race.com/formula-1/wolff-massas-legal-case-could-set-hamilton-2021-precedent/

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-god-hes-gone-gif-20967377

[high cedar]

As i have said before Mercedes could have pitted and then this could have been the other way around

other than the safety car mess max won fair and square

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

MUSIC!

Oooooooooh yeeeeeeaah... #🍴noice-foods message

Oh no, Danica Patrick

[dusky harbor]

fuck sakes

why she in the box

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

We all know the only thing up for consideration is how much of a gap there will be between Max and 2nd

[thorn topaz]

Looks like someone fucked up setting up at Suzuka

[warped cave]

if there's any track Max/RB wont win at, it's Singapore

[sinful kiln]

ferrari only have one driver

[atomic egret]

Someone at Strategy was filling in at Logistics

[wraith stratus]

Lechair confirmed sacked after this race

[atomic egret]

Danny.. Don't flirt on live TV and don't do it through Crofty.. and don't do it with Danica Patrick

[high cedar]

mutes sky for actual commentary not rubbish

[dusky harbor]

ah yes, max is 6 tenths up

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-i-am-speed-lightning-mcqueen-cars-meme-gif-14031708

[atomic egret]

Shame Roy and HG don't commentate F1. Do the old turn down the telly and turn up the radio

PIE TIME!

[high cedar]

guessing fox people

pie?

[atomic egret]

pies amd sausage roll for dimmers

[high cedar]

ohhh

i have a brownie left

i think red bull need a max spec gearbox

https://x.com/autosport/status/1702982297048228279?s=20

Autosport (@autosport)

Verstappen 📻: "These upshifts! What the f***?"

Still goes fastest by over a tenth of a second.

#F1 #SingaporeGP

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 9:46 AM

[wraith stratus]

Lawson

[high cedar]

this is the problem with listening to F1TV but watching sky. They describe the spin while i'm still watching the recovery

[atomic egret]

Hi Dangy!

uh oh, Al;onso

The lizards are a protected species

[thorn topaz]

Stigmalonso out here killing protected species

Oh, Bono got new glasses

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

waiting for something to happen

someone has eaten my brownie

[atomic egret]

Was it you?

[high cedar]

no

[atomic egret]

Could have been me. I don't remember

[high cedar]

how dare you

[sinful kiln]

florida man is faster than albon

[high cedar]

hope you enjoyed its very chocolatey good ness

[atomic egret]

Maybe?

[high cedar]

it was like a chocolate bar rather than cake wasn't it?

[atomic egret]

I might be thinking of my meat pie

[high cedar]

what sort of meat pie

[atomic egret]

Potato topped

[high cedar]

you mean cottage pie

[atomic egret]

No peas or carrots, so not cottage

Or is that Shepherds?

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/so-what-idgaf-shoulder-shrug-dean-winchester-supernatural-gif-18876024

don't really like either

i like chunks and gravy surrounded by pastry that's the only pie for me

[atomic egret]

That's under the potato

[sinful kiln]

is this #🍴noice-foods ?

[high cedar]

maybe

how has nobody hit a wall yet

[sinful kiln]

maybe waiting for quali?

[atomic egret]

Ocon got within 1cm yesterday

[high cedar]

yea maybe with some sync crashing

[sinful kiln]

russell fast today

[high cedar]

well stroll did hit the wall yesterday

[atomic egret]

Stroll hit the wall years ago

Proverbally

[wraith stratus]

Bottas black & white flag

[high cedar]

and has not stopped since

super speed alex

[sinful kiln]

Norris P1

wow albon pretty close to the wall

[atomic egret]

so close, Albo

[thorn topaz]

Max S1 3 tenths down on Lando lmao

Slower than Piastri as well

[dusky harbor]

i mean, as long as max starts in top 10, its gg

[high cedar]

pretty much

but might stop them getting constructors this week

[wraith stratus]

Sainz

[high cedar]

that wing is moving

max has had enough of the upshifts

[sinful kiln]

max

[atomic egret]

"We were anticipating the comment"

[high cedar]

unacceptable

[wraith stratus]

Haas looking decent

[sinful kiln]

haas a midfilder with redbull today

[high cedar]

but that about tires they normally eat them

max might rage soon

[atomic egret]

Oh great, they've abandoned the silly buggers rule

[wraith stratus]

Lechair

[atomic egret]

holy crap

[random gale]

Whats everybody's predictions for this race

[high cedar]

max top three at least

[atomic egret]

Max 1st, everyone else behind

[warped cave]

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari to mess up, Lando takes the win

[high cedar]

Ferrari and Mercedes for the rest

[sinful kiln]

lawson P1

[high cedar]

yea if Ferrari dont mess it up

[random gale]

I'm excited to see what happens

Is it just me or is everyone thinking that Red Bull are struggling

[high cedar]

its the ?!%^ upshifts man

[wraith stratus]

Yeah they look like they are struggling with set up and gearbox issues, but won’t be surprised if they still end up P1

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1703007281149857938?t=kKCpnxjhck3KbMncosIINA&s=19

Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis)

This caught my eye in FP2, and it repeated in FP3:

I'm sure Red Bull is 'sandbagging' using a lower engine mode than others!🧐

They were able to stay full-throttle the longest (suggesting high grip and low power)

📉Their top speed was unusually 'low' too...
#F1 #SingaporeGP

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Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 11:25 AM

For those wanting to watch some racing classic touring cars and truck racing is on the BARC YouTube channel

Also British endurance

[thorn topaz]

Its over. Ferrari got Rosberg'd

lmfao F1TV got the podium screen for their analysis stuff

[lofty hearth]

At Singapore no less, where nico had that clutch issue around 8 or 9 years back

So will the same happen to the ferrari team

[thorn topaz]

More than likely

Everything usually goes to shit when Rosberg shows up

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/hamilton-f1-race-cars-thumbs-up-gif-14447023

i mean classic rosberg

[high cedar]

Poor Ferrari

Should follow McLaren and ban him from the garage

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

Hirona would be upset with this race

[high cedar]

Why

[atomic egret]

MUUSHIEK

Metalica

[high cedar]

Who is ending up in the wall

Oh that music

[dusky harbor]

sargent

[high cedar]

Hnm

[atomic egret]

Chair

[high cedar]

Or stroll

[restive inlet]

No one 🙂

[atomic egret]

Chair will go fastest then bin it

[high cedar]

How many minutes before max complains about shifts

[high cedar]

Yep and ruin it for everyone else

[wraith stratus]

Yes

[atomic egret]

Putting a lid on Jorj

[high cedar]

Scan the QR code damit

[atomic egret]

🟢

[restive inlet]

I love how they leave the highway above the track open

[high cedar]

Without a billion police cars like mimi

[atomic egret]

Those cops in Miami who are blocking it off have the best seats

[high cedar]

Yea might have to join the Mimi swat team just for the race

[atomic egret]

Is it worth living in Florida for?

[high cedar]

No

[sinful kiln]

no

[dusky harbor]

kao you live in victoria

anything is an upgrade for you

[atomic egret]

I live in Newcastle, you donk

[dusky harbor]

oh thought you were in vic

[high cedar]

Ewww Newcastle

Based purely of UK Newcastle

[atomic egret]

Can't find a decent Asian grocery here

[sinful kiln]

Norris P1

[atomic egret]

Damn it, I'm like 20 seconds behind

[dusky harbor]

russia ptsd

yeah kao nice newcastle internet

[sinful kiln]

Top3 .04s between them

[high cedar]

Sky is normally a minute or more

I'm at 13 minutes now

[dusky harbor]

im at 12....

[atomic egret]

Just hit 12

[high cedar]

Damm

Useless now TV

[dusky harbor]

guru bit behind

[wraith stratus]

You guys are so far behind

[restive inlet]

^

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

EU

[high cedar]

Sky is behind and now is even further

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

what are the eu snobs at?

[restive inlet]

I wish I was at my bed

[atomic egret]

I swear, they must satalite it to EU and then let it go under the sea with the fishies to get back this part of the world

[dusky harbor]

nice audio

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

my ears enjoyed that

[restive inlet]

@dusky harbor

[atomic egret]

Everything to do with Stroll is just a bit shit

[restive inlet]

@dusky harbor who's the L now

[high cedar]

Obviously sky is behind the main coverage because of how the system works but nowtv the streaming service from sky seams to add more time

[dusky harbor]

childish behaviour in here

[high cedar]

That Aston sounds great

[restive inlet]

New here?

No bad word

[dusky harbor]

truu, usually its bit dumber here

[restive inlet]

[high cedar]

Rude

[dusky harbor]

[atomic egret]

Are my eyes playing tricks or was there a stinkiest poopy in here for a moment?

[high cedar]

Wow stroll used mirrors

[high cedar]

Amanda?

[atomic egret]

@dusky harbor

[dusky harbor]

wat

[sinful kiln]

are you a r/superbowl enjoyer?

[restive inlet]

no

[atomic egret]

Your role was stinkiest poopy for a moment

[wraith stratus]

[restive inlet]

Discord keeps on putting that emote first because of it's name

And I'm lazy

[atomic egret]

Dammit my spaceman is gone

[sinful kiln]

stroll P16

[high cedar]

Least not in a wall

[trim girder]

plenty of time. 5 mins he can crash 8 times at least.

[high cedar]

Pretty sure that's in the wall

[atomic egret]

Spaceman is back

[restive inlet]

That's just normal man tho

Spaceman is tier 2

[atomic egret]

It's tier one. I just had to resub

[candid pebble]

since i must have missed it, is there a reason for the Williams livery?

[dusky harbor]

gulf sponsor

[high cedar]

Special fan livery with gulf lots of voting for one of the worst options

[restive inlet]

Oh really Sainz

People are racing?

At a race track ?

[high cedar]

Never...

[wraith stratus]

Max

[high cedar]

Waits 2 minutes

[wraith stratus]

Tsunoda P1

[restive inlet]

There's 19 others Max

[dusky harbor]

holy

[sinful kiln]

Haas P2 and P3

[restive inlet]

Track evolution is insane

Perez below Yuki

[wraith stratus]

Could be an upset here

[restive inlet]

[trim girder]

its almost like you are in an event to race along side other drivers Max..

[sinful kiln]

Lawson P4

[wraith stratus]

Stroll

[restive inlet]

STROLL

Piastri out

[sinful kiln]

stroll

[finite sun]

Every time

[restive inlet]

[dusky harbor]

HOLY FUCK

[thorn topaz]

Fuck sake

lmfao

[atomic egret]

Who had Stroll?

[wraith stratus]

Damn

[thorn topaz]

Okay thats a grim one

[dusky harbor]

thats huge

[finite sun]

That thing is fucked

[wraith stratus]

That’s a big hit

He’s ok

[high cedar]

Waits

[dusky harbor]

ding ding

[sinful kiln]

Yuki P1 and Lawson P4 in Q1

[high cedar]

20 points to me

Ohhh damm

[dusky harbor]

Albono through

[thorn topaz]

Thats gonna be a lengthy red flag

[atomic egret]

Poor Pastry

[finite sun]

holy shit. Well done by the Mclaren to dodge that

[thorn topaz]

Thank fuck everyone is okay after that shunt

[dusky harbor]

yeah think that was oscar?

[thorn topaz]

Ya, that was Oscar

[high cedar]

He's not racing tomorrow

[atomic egret]

Tyre making its escape

[dusky harbor]

id love to see oscars on board

[finite sun]

^

[atomic egret]

lonely boi

[finite sun]

Those tethers just said "no" and let go

[restive inlet]

I would too if I was a tyre and Stroll was in control of me

[high cedar]

Very high speed the G force would be crazy

[woeful dawn]

Stroll do the stroll thing

[atomic egret]

Well, back to looking for a place to put an outpost

[high cedar]

Just slightly

[thorn topaz]

Oh wait, that wasnt Oscar. That was Lando

Hang on, both McLarens dodged it lmao

[high cedar]

Does lando keep the time as it was just at the red flag

Poor McLaren

[restive inlet]

Session isn't being restarted anyways

[finite sun]

Think Lando was the first as it was still happening then Piastri as it had all settled

[restive inlet]

Q2 time

[finite sun]

yep

[high cedar]

Ferrari time to mess it up

Or save it for the race

[wraith stratus]

Max

[thorn topaz]

Got a lot of Aston to pick up and a barrier to fix first, then its on to Q2

[dusky harbor]

no fuckin talent

[thorn topaz]

kek, Max noted for impeding the pit lane

[restive inlet]

He had understeer but then panicked

[high cedar]

Stroll is only in the seat because pappa stroll is in charge

[wraith stratus]

Holy shit that traffic at the end

[thorn topaz]

Good shit for Piastri dodging that

Holy fuck

[high cedar]

Aww Hamilton is too hot

[wraith stratus]

Like 10 cars waiting to get round the final corner

[finite sun]

Both Mclarens tbh

[thorn topaz]

Yeah but Piastri was right there when it happened

[atomic egret]

Pushing the car beyond the talent

[finite sun]

Wanna say it was Norris first then Piastri

[thorn topaz]

Piastri first, then Lando

[high cedar]

Well that's not hard

[restive inlet]

no

It was Lando first

He was right behind Stroll

[high cedar]

Always riding the curbs will always cause issues

[restive inlet]

Piastri was behind Sainz who pitted

Lando had no yellow flag, Piastri did

[wraith stratus]

Max under investigation for impeding

[restive inlet]

https://i.imgur.com/UaO3D8y.png

Get Yuki in the RB

[high cedar]

Disqualification for max

I don't want the alpha tauri to go fast

Wow neway is a 12 time drivers champion

[restive inlet]

Stroll really helped AT and Haas there

[high cedar]

That's what stroll does

[dusky harbor]

"several cars noted for impeding"

[wraith stratus]

[high cedar]

So what you saying Is what ever the quali results are won't be the result

I want pizza now

[thorn topaz]

Glhf Stewards. Gonna be a long night lads

[dusky harbor]

LOL

sky nice one missing that one

[thorn topaz]

lmfao

[wraith stratus]

Sargent was coming through all that traffic on a flying lap

[high cedar]

Then someone will get done for going too fast under yellow

[finite sun]

Having home made pizza today

[high cedar]

Ohhh

[finite sun]

holy shit

[restive inlet]

They are showing the impeding

Like 7 cars

In a line

[thorn topaz]

kek

[high cedar]

They need to do something with traffic before it kills someone

[dusky harbor]

yeah gonna be a long night for the stewards

[finite sun]

Just give them all penalties

Fuck em

[thorn topaz]

Tomorrow's grid is gonna be interesting

[restive inlet]

Max tried overtaking but he had to dip back in because of someone on a flyer

[high cedar]

This how Williams gets top 10

[restive inlet]

That's what hes noted

[finite sun]

Like DC said, we have been getting away with it for some time. Just an incident waiting to happen

[wraith stratus]

Sergeant was on a lap and had to swerve round them all

[dusky harbor]

would it be rude to impliment a time a driver has to start their final lap by based on WDC rankings?

[thorn topaz]

Lets see if Ocon gets a penalty as well

Even if he wasnt involved

[finite sun]

ye. Might also be hard to justify slapping the guy thats last in the "train"

[restive inlet]

[high cedar]

How would that work

[restive inlet]

Give like a 10 place grid pen to the first person who held up the person behind them

[finite sun]

Ye

[dusky harbor]

say cause max is 1st he can be last over the line but say lawson in 20th he has to finish is final lap before 0:01?

idunno its hard

[thorn topaz]

https://twitter.com/RocketPMohawk/status/1703036402244489275

RocketPoweredMohawk (@RocketPMohawk)

tbf somebody spread jam on that barrier

Likes

184

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 1:21 PM

[high cedar]

But the track gets faster

[thorn topaz]

kek

[high cedar]

Maybe better the other way around

Why is the graphics still up

[finite sun]

Still impressive seeing Lando dodge that

[dusky harbor]

the way ive said it, sounds dumb so ignore me

its just street circuit, shit happens

same happened in monaco last year

[high cedar]

That wheel was close to Norris

Monaco is not fit for purpose

[restive inlet]

Bottas very negative about the Alfas here

[dusky harbor]

monaco might be good if new regs look good

is that jessica alba?

[high cedar]

Cars will probably still be too big

[restive inlet]

They've been waffling so much about the new regs

[wraith stratus]

Starting in 5 mins

[restive inlet]

Q2 21:53

Local time

[dusky harbor]

oh man, clusterfuck as always

[restive inlet]

https://i.imgur.com/D9GMu3y.jpeg

[finite sun]

Absolute jokesters

[restive inlet]

Can't even spell properly

Oh Max just stopped at the end of the pit

[dusky harbor]

did someone forget basic english?

[high cedar]

Classic Hamilton supporters

[restive inlet]

[thorn topaz]

Its all just a lot of

[sinful kiln]

haha max

[thorn topaz]

Nice one Max

[finite sun]

Cheeky

[high cedar]

That's what he did before

Definitely 20 place grid penalty

[sinful kiln]

🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢

[high cedar]

How long before someone else bins it

[restive inlet]

Stroll cant go out again

[high cedar]

And Sargent is out

Has to be leclerc then

[thorn topaz]

Leclerc is on track though

has to be him

[dusky harbor]

i mean or lawson

[thorn topaz]

Or Kmag

[dusky harbor]

lawson never driven here before

[high cedar]

Unless Mick is somewhere

[restive inlet]

Lawson can drive tho

[thorn topaz]

Mick is probably in the Merc garage

[dusky harbor]

tru, so well rumours they gonna drop yuki

[trim girder]

there is a chance for Yuki to get mad and just send it into a corner.

[restive inlet]

Yuki has been mad this whole season

He hasn't been crashing

[thorn topaz]

Yuki has always been mad

[restive inlet]

He has learnt how to be mad and not crash every track

KMag quicker than Max haha

In s2

[trim girder]

well thats a least one driver learning not to crash at least

[wraith stratus]

KMag p1

[restive inlet]

Max felt he was very gentle tho

But RB washed is more fun

So

[wraith stratus]

Alonso p1

[restive inlet]

RB washed

RB so washed even Daniel Ric in a MCL looks good

@dusky harbor

[sinful kiln]

@dusky harbor did this yesterday calling RB a midfilder

[dusky harbor]

i mean danny ric last mcl winner

my goat

[thorn topaz]

I do look forward to seeing Haas' B spec car at COTA tbf

[dusky harbor]

norris could never

[thorn topaz]

Inb4 they fuck it into a wall

[restive inlet]

Russell going quick

[thorn topaz]

But hey, apparently Kmag can pull some pretty rapid shenanigans

Would be fun to see him in a car that isnt shit

[restive inlet]

Perez in the drop zone here ?

[high cedar]

Imagine being beaten by alex

[thorn topaz]

RB definitely washed

[wraith stratus]

Tsunoda

[restive inlet]

Yuki got blocked by Max

[wraith stratus]

Max impeding again

[thorn topaz]

lmao

[finite sun]

[high cedar]

Trying to block the competition

[atomic egret]

Max trying to up his overtaking stats?

by getting penalties

[thorn topaz]

Someone should probably tie down Jos

[high cedar]

F1 twitter is going to be mad if max gets away with it

[thorn topaz]

Please, someone drop Max to the drop zone

Oh, there we go

[dusky harbor]

skys building this up

[thorn topaz]

Okay, someone should definitely tie down Jos

[dusky harbor]

but we all know how this goes

[thorn topaz]

Hide the wifes

[trim girder]

last time someone tried that, She walked out the bedroom with a blackeye

[high cedar]

Sky is going to be in red bulls bad book again

[thorn topaz]

Or you mean that one time where he tried running over his ex-wife, and the charges magically disappeared Twisty?

Oh, wives are safe. Jos is doing rally in Europe

lmao what was that release

[restive inlet]

They went at the same time

Nothing special

[thorn topaz]

Just sloppy

[restive inlet]

Just surprised Ferrari managed to communicate it

[thorn topaz]

That is impressive

[restive inlet]

Because we all know how they normally are about that

[trim girder]

probably their one and only "good call" card for this weekend

[wraith stratus]

Max slow

[sinful kiln]

max fucked up?

[high cedar]

His engineer looks like he's had enough

[thorn topaz]

Max cant get the car pointed in the right direction lmao

[wraith stratus]

Yellow

Perez

[restive inlet]

Perez span

hes out

100%

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

holy perez

[thorn topaz]

Fucking twat

[high cedar]

Why didn't we predict that

[sinful kiln]

perez is out

[wraith stratus]

Max only 10th

[restive inlet]

CAN YUKI KNOCK OUT MAX

[thorn topaz]

max might be out

[wraith stratus]

Lawson

[thorn topaz]

Go on Yuki

[restive inlet]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wraith stratus]

Max out

[sinful kiln]

lawson

[restive inlet]

LAWSON

[thorn topaz]

LOL

[finite sun]

LAWSON LETS GOOOOOOOO

[wraith stratus]

Red bull

[dusky harbor]

RB washed

[sinful kiln]

LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON

[dusky harbor]

LESS GOOO

[tawdry loom]

0.007 aswell

[wraith stratus]

No fucking way

[thorn topaz]

Absolutely shocking experience

[atomic egret]

And still has penalties to go

[tawdry loom]

O7

[dusky harbor]

lawson my goat

[wraith stratus]

2 cars out in Q2

[dusky harbor]

teamLH have got their cocks in hands

[finite sun]

Lawoson about to either get booted from Red Bull or gonna be in the car next year

[dusky harbor]

having a ball with this

[thorn topaz]

2 steward investigations and got mugged by a reserve driver who has never driven Singapore

[sinful kiln]

LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON

[thorn topaz]

The grid tomorrow is going to be so cooked

[normal hill]

Damn red bull… hooray for f1!

[trim girder]

imagine getting a drive as another driver is injured, then knock out the current major leader in the champ in q2

[thorn topaz]

Both Haas cars ahead of both RBs

[dusky harbor]

holy fuck i wanna see the odds for max to win tomorrow now

[dawn siren]

I wake up to a pleasant surprise

[dusky harbor]

oh here we go

[dawn siren]

2-1 cookie

[dusky harbor]

jay has woken up from a wet dream to an even wetter life

[dawn siren]

it's not going to be long

[dusky harbor]

[high cedar]

What now

[dawn siren]

not you

the real cookie

[high cedar]

Ohh

I'm real cookie

[dawn siren]

No, Oreos is the real cookie

[high cedar]

Would suggest not interviewing anyone from red bull

[tranquil tapir]

I would for the lols

[high cedar]

No Oreo is a horrible biscuit

[dawn siren]

Your british is showing

[tranquil tapir]

Golden ones nice the chocolate ones no

[high cedar]

Yes Oreos are not good cookies

They taste like dollar store cookies

[thorn topaz]

Lmao "It looks like the worst car on the track" - Martin Brundle

[dusky harbor]

did redbull not say singapore is gonna be their worst track?

[candid pebble]

i mean Alpha Romeo exists but it looked slidy

[dawn siren]

Well the worst car on the track is gonna finish in the top 5 tomorrow

[restive inlet]

Ya but there's also a new TD against flexiable rear wings

[thorn topaz]

Yeah that TD might have played a cause in RB suddenly being shit

[high cedar]

I'm not sure the car is all over the place might not even make it

[thorn topaz]

There is no way they go from dominance to shit that fast out of nowhere

[restive inlet]

We'll see in Japan

[dawn siren]

I bet helmut is cussing up a storm to someone lmao

[wraith stratus]

Lechair under investigation not slowing under yellows

[high cedar]

Like the Aston falling off

[dusky harbor]

i dont think the td would have done too much

[restive inlet]

Yeah I feel the same

[thorn topaz]

Thank fuck Jos Verstappen is not in Singapore. I have not heard great things about their prison system

[dusky harbor]

singapore probs just an outlyer

[restive inlet]

[dawn siren]

LMAO

[sinful kiln]

[dawn siren]

All of his ex-wives that are still living would have been axed

[restive inlet]

They'll win in Japan by +45s all the sudden

[dusky harbor]

https://twitter.com/RocketPMohawk/status/1703048573892354536

RocketPoweredMohawk (@RocketPMohawk)

PAX PERSTAPPEN IS WAAAAASSHEEEDD #teamLH #f1xed

Likes

1018

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 2:09 PM

[dawn siren]

it as the floor edges surely right

[tranquil tapir]

Well max never won Singapore

[dusky harbor]

watch tomorrow be a fuck fest and max wins

[dawn siren]

is*

[restive inlet]

monsoon level of rain

[dawn siren]

if it's raining tomorrow anyone can win

not lando but anyone else

[thorn topaz]

Lets go. First win for Haas

I'll take that shitshow

[high cedar]

Noooo

Haas can't score points

[thorn topaz]

Watch Stroll make them able to do just that

[dusky harbor]

sky reckons its the td

[dawn siren]

Operation stroll

[restive inlet]

It might be a little bit

The TD might've been making Q3

[thorn topaz]

That TD more than likely played a role in it. Its not the entire cause but still

There is no way Newey shits the bed that bad

[restive inlet]

But also we've seen RB quali pace nothing special compared to their race pace

[dusky harbor]

is this also the highest downforce track on calender?

[restive inlet]

Monaco

[dawn siren]

Norris flying

[dusky harbor]

well bar monaco

[dawn siren]

was

[wraith stratus]

Sainz

[thorn topaz]

Jorj is flying as well

Well was

[restive inlet]

@dusky harbor Singapore setups is having downforce for the corners while having speed for the straights, it's an interesting track

[thorn topaz]

It is the famous chaos track

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari 1 & 2

[high cedar]

That's why the Williams is rubbish

[restive inlet]

If you take too much downforce your times are suffering a lot

[dusky harbor]

yeah copy

[restive inlet]

But if you don't have the downforce for the corners your fucked too

It's a track about balancing

[dusky harbor]

theres no way the td makes that rb that shit

[dawn siren]

but, here me out, what if it does

[restive inlet]

were?

here?

there?

[thorn topaz]

We'll know in Japan for sure

[dawn siren]

hear*

[restive inlet]

Japan Max takes pole by 5s because TD buffed them

[wraith stratus]

Yeah Suzuka big aero circuit

[thorn topaz]

It just seems so strange that the RB went from dominant to shit so fast

[dawn siren]

f off aaron 😐

[restive inlet]

[dusky harbor]

i feel like its track

[thorn topaz]

They out Ferrari'd Ferrai?

Just doesnt seem like RB lmao

[dawn siren]

gotta make the script interesting for DTS

this will be a huge part of an episode lmao

[dusky harbor]

truuu

DTS gonna busss

[thorn topaz]

Oh yes, DTS editors are going wild with this

[restive inlet]

Horner said this really early in the season as well about Singapore already

[trim girder]

its rigged Honer will come out and say "see! we dont have a dominate car!!"

[restive inlet]

I just didn't believe it

[dusky harbor]

everyone gets lapped in japan by max

[restive inlet]

Also from Q1, how much traffic do you want? Yes

[dawn siren]

Horner, "Our simulations in Singapore aren't looking good" they go on to shit the bed in Singapore

[restive inlet]

mfs are parking 3 wide

[candid pebble]

that shit needs to stop

[thorn topaz]

lmao thats like the M25

How many cars wide through that corner? Yes

[restive inlet]

But guess what, Stroll overtook all these guys to bin it anyways

[thorn topaz]

Leclerc is stuck in traffic

[normal hill]

Im nervous 😬

[thorn topaz]

Go on Lando

[restive inlet]

Russell

[dawn siren]

Russell

[restive inlet]

Can he ruin @normal hill 's day

HE DOES NOT

[wraith stratus]

Sainz

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

Now for all the penalties

[high cedar]

Go on Norris

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-carlos-sainz-smooth-operator-racing-race-gif-17366847

[restive inlet]

Inb4 Max gets a 3 place drop, but everyone else gets more so he still has pole because #F1xed

[high cedar]

Danm

[dawn siren]

Gotta be a new Roger Moore for this one right?

[wraith stratus]

Sainz to get a pen, Norris on pole

[high cedar]

Yea hopefully

Will see the real grid in a few hours

Interesting qualifying

[dusky harbor]

ill show yous odds soon

when they posted

[wraith stratus]

Probably posted after all the pens are applied

[dawn siren]

And Man U is down right now, what a morning 😎

[thorn topaz]

Oh god, Danica Patrick hosting post quali interviews

[dusky harbor]

oh quickly mute

[high cedar]

Oh no

[wraith stratus]

[high cedar]

Can we just leave her in America

[dusky harbor]

dont wanna hear some stupid questions

[restive inlet]

https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/1703030263431963086

Tobi Grüner 🏁 (@tgruener)

According to our info Red Bull will run the car lower in qualifying. The setup that came out of the simulator hasn't been ideal. Both drivers also reverted to the old floor today. The new one didn't seem to work as expected.

#AMuS #F1 #SingaporeGP

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 12:57 PM

[high cedar]

How long before she asks something stupid

Was that 150mph crash for stroll

Did quite catch it

[atomic egret]

This is why I close the window once they park up

[high cedar]

Hot out there ?

No shit

Is that sweat tears or rain on Russell?

[sinful kiln]

yeah hot and humid

[high cedar]

Russell wants to force Ferrari into an error

Which means bottas bowling turn one

[dawn siren]

Bottas bowling Lando Ham 1 - 2?

[dusky harbor]

max verstappen is $8.25 to win

perez is 126

[thorn topaz]

lmfao

kek

Those are the summons so far

Max is summoned 23:00-23:10 Singapore time for those

[atomic egret]

Wonder how the grid will look when I wake up

To the bed! Mini golf on the morrow!

[restive inlet]

I recon RB might just take full new engines + gearbox on both cars

Just to blast rest of the season with a brand new engine

Esp if Max gets infinite amount of impeding pens

[tawdry loom]

yeah.. just start from pitlane

[restive inlet]

Might see a SC due to lap 1 chaos anyways

[tawdry loom]

truee

wasn't the ferrari sandwich there?

[restive inlet]

We got Bin Latte is on the front row with 2 ferrairs to his left

[tawdry loom]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-crash-f1race-singapore-vettel-gif-10014306

[restive inlet]

Chair might continue from Monza and continue running his teammate off track

https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/1703068942489772167

Tobi Grüner 🏁 (@tgruener)

Looks like the simulator was right in the end. The car was too low and bottoming out in qualifying.

Verstappen: "It was a shocking experience. I lost all the front grip in the braking zones."

#AMuS #F1 #SingaporeGP

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 3:30 PM

[late agate]

https://x.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1703088621836972336?s=20

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

No penalties for Verstappen, just two reprimands. On the Tsunoda one, a lack of team communication was also cited.

No further action on final sector with Sargeant as stewards agreed it was safest for Verstappen not to move #F1 #SingaporeGP

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 4:49 PM

[restive inlet]

[finite sun]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-confused-blinking-okay-white-guy-blinking-gif-7513882

[dusky harbor]

teamLH bout to fit

[high cedar]

So drivers can just sit in the pit exit on a green light and wait

[restive inlet]

Well

Something interesting

Noone of AT showed up