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Yea probably start on softs to try and gain early
Quali traffic starting already
Yuki sounds like he's arguing with his engineer
zhou 
Zhou doesn't have Ferrari mirrors clearly
Qualifying will be interesting but won't be like this
Max will still get pole
You people making fun of my cheesecake have made me cross out the R on my bottle of drink. I am now drinking Spite.
We didnt jinx quali, you did
Spite I tell you
Back to the drawing board for rainhttps://twitter.com/autosport/status/1682727138431062016?t=6VJz88m9DXtUXseldpyVCw&s=19
Or Hamilton


you went to the store and bought a cheesecake? 
I have spite
Checo will end up in the river thanks to you
Who crashes first checo or Ferrari
Checo
Hes starting on hards. Man's going international
Well everyone is starting on hards
Danny ricc in Q2? 
Well checo is only destroying softs so far
Gah. Someone is doing donuts down on the main road.
no 
Bottas 
bottas P1 
Track Limits 
Pastry limiuts
checo ahead of max, time to kick max to AT 
sadly he got a good lap now
And normal service resumed
But... come on
Danny ricc? 
Ricc p7 
ricc is not washed 
stroll 
Gasly 
Oh my, Mr Moon
chair is out in Q1 
Ham and sainz out in Q1 
danny ric out in p1
ohh boy here we go
sometimes it feels like Totto only have one expression just like Steven seagal 
Russell is slow 
both merc is out? 
Russell out 
ham improved 
Latte out! 😄
Bose is about to get a huge order of new headsets in
Ric ahead of Tsu
Ricc in!

Ric in q2, Yuki out
Donny Rack made it, haha!
what a chad
spites Oreos
i thought danny was washed? you lied? 
Danny boy in q2!?
hes still washed

You take the risk when you silly buggers
Should have gone out sooner 
Angry toto
Aye I'd have tried to get 2 laps worth of time available
man that traffic at the end 
You can't take your fucking time and then get angry when someone just wants to get it done
if danny ric gets that AT into q3, ill paypal someone 10 bucks 
emememe
my paypal is [email protected] 
It’s Aussie dollars though so it’s worth virtually nothing 
its 69.96 SEK according to google nice
69 
Zimbabwe buckers i mean
Ah Alfa got new pus that' explains some performance
so they go bang this race
Lando 
norris with purple time 
max washed 
They went bang last race, that's why they have new ones

they go bang this race 
max need the track for himself to get a good time 
Wow, he cut that close to the line
thats a banker lmao
that looked out for stroll
Hulkenberg P4 
kekekeke
ricci out boi
Bottas P4 
washed
lmao Ferrari
Sainz out 
2 thousands of a second
oh boy lmao
Lando P1 
stop the count!
Both Alphas in Q3
Lando or bottas pole 
Q3 will be spicy
inb4 max goes 1 sec faster
Good shit on Hulkenberg to make it to Q3
Alfa's are 
imo smoking is healthier than being a Ferrari fan 
Merc was good on the softs so lewis maybe up there
Damn. I wanted that ten bucks
I’m liking this new tyre format 
At least this format messes the grid up a bit
The AT is a shitbox so it's fine Danny ricc couldn't get it into Q3 he beat Yuki tho and if he keeps doing that then anything is possible.

So is this when the RB turns the engine up to 100%?
Haas kept a set of inters for each car
dont think ya can once quali starts
Yea no party mode anymore
He probably was
1982 was the last time alfa was P1 
Is Brundle blaming the tyre format for Merc incompetence?

That could have happened on any tyre though
perez with purple time 
Who fucks it first? Perez or Chair?
perez P1 
Norris zooming 
lmao

Max
i reckon norris might get pole here
nah
wait how did Bottas and Zhou make it to Q3 lol
good morning chrissy

chrissy, did you touch grass?
max slow????
kinda, i was out breeding eggs in PoGo
uh huh
LOL
Norris improving

nvm
norriss?
Nvm 
Norris P2 
oh god here goes teamLH
fewck
Oh god
wow max washed 
Fucking hell Lewis
Told you so
get in there Lewis 
git in there
Bono might be safe now
Toto said it was down to tyres and a couple of changes
It's a lowspeed track so they get less benefit from that omegaDRS
People are rutheless man
lemme open twitter
You sure
Where is Newey as Her Stepdad
@lofty hearth , happy today? 
sure am 
Play a bit of The Outer Worlds before bed
and to wait an hour to actually watch the qualifying
Dunno if it's me just being a Max fan, but it sounds like they boosted the crowd bc Lewis is on pole
Wait, people actually watch after the event is over?
Lot of Brit’s go to this race
Because it's actually affordable
Someone needs to ban Danica Patrick from doing interviews
#blessed
Fuck me this is bad
Someone needs to ban her full stop
half a minute to Lando and Max, casually doing a full documentary with Lewis
Of course
We is she there anyway she normally only does American ones
Yeah, but Danica is making me regret it
What ever is going out is trying to shut them up
OH FFS
should be the reverse . more time for lando 
Closed the tab
AHAHHAHAHA
Not going through that again
my man woulda creamed
wait what's happening I can't see
First they trow the American slag on interviews, then the kids get more showtime
the f1 junior thats been riding lewis's dick all weekend, presented him with the pole award
Sky ffs stop it. Its on the edge of the Geneva Convention at this stage
It's the Hamilton fan as well
we need some zoomers to do the interviews in the future 


Aaron are you okay?

lewis on pole: twitter "real formula 1 is back" like ?????
I don't dare look at any comments on twitter at the minute
I can't look at the comments since I don't have twitter 😆
kinda wanna put 100 on max winning tomorrow
Probably get 102 back lol
waiting for odds
big brain
what did she say? 
"you mentioning how close the lap times were, its the fact they were close"
holy fuck
yes thats why he said how close they were
so wait perez is p9?
yeah
Zhou is P5 and bottas P7 
i reckon perez is gone next year
100%
gone to AT or different team? 
Reserve driver maybe
RBs driver Iwasa doing pretty alright in F2. P3 in the driver championship. tsunoda in RB, Iwasa and lawson in AT 
Yea something was said along the lines of I want to discuss it with you
Didn't catch what was said first but he didn't want to do it
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Great qualifying
Oh no channel 4 is showing the Danica Patrick interview's.
Anyone awake for F3?
F2 time
nice nice 
surpriced that Hauger won the sprint yesterday
but nice that a fellow nordic person won 
Good race that, solid drive from Doohan, Martains P3 is big as well. He didnt even try to murder any marshals

Vesti extending his 1 point lead over Pourchaire is good to see as well
lmao Doohan's tyres are absolutely fucked
mm 
Gonna be interesting to see when Merc do their rookie FP sessions. Vesti is rumoured to being the one doing them for Merc
ofc they had to mention danny ricc
Imo would be dumb not to put him in for one. Merc junior and in the fight for the F2 title :p
Quality race
Gonna miss the F1 race D:
call in sick 
"OmG ThE mOvIe Is AbOuT OpPenHeImEr. WhY iS iT aLl AbOuT hIm AnD nO oNe ElSe?" 
exactly 
Seb

Is that Bruckheimer?
i didnt know Max speaks German
Are you sure that isn't a cat turd, Martin?
martin?
Verstappen speaks three languages, Dutch, English and German, the latter of which he learned while karting with Michael Schumacher from wikipedia 
okok
No one wants to get on Martin's bad side this week
yeah i m watching Sky Sports German and they also have kids there today and they had a little interview with him
don't know how long I have before the antheeeem... it's the anthem now
I don't mind the celebrities who chat as long as its not brainless marketing script

Eww don't like that trophy
Damm now TV delay you posted that like a minute before I heard it
Same
Why do they have to keep mentioning Abu Dhabi
avicii - levels 
They did?
Sky did
I wasn't paying attention
I expect lando to lead by turn 5 even side very dirty
That's a good point
i expect stroll going to gain a position in turn 5 


Still waiting
MOOZEEK!
bets?
By going off track lol
time to watch 20 mins then have to wait 7 hours
to watch the rest
Music
Same but less than 7 hours :p
Track sure is toasty
haha that might be the case 
Those reds are gonna melt like ice cream
my boy
MCL in second row 

in before he's torpedoed off in T1 

I will murder you
i mean for AT its a good race if it crosses the finish line. 
formation lap 
Ferrari starting Sainz on Softs 
Defrag time
Hes gonna end up in the city centre
Thank Primus for PS4, I can listen to the race live
fucking hell
They are actively trying to murder him to get out of his contract at this stage 
bbc radio has the best theme song - the chain by flletwood mac
That it does Craig
Thats a hefty delay
Still using that
thats a bigger delay than Sky, thats impressive 
Yea live timing gives a red flag so I just sit and wait to find out why
They are just testing the flag system
You wouldn't know if you didn't have the live timing
Though I think there is a slight feed delay on the radio



And max leads 
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
wow
LOL
Pastri p2 
hamilton down to 4th wow
hahaha
Toto wasn't kidding they had no faith in being ahead of the RB
Nope lmao
alexa play super max
Zhou collected Dangy?
think so
Ferrari started nicely
Zhou down 10 position 
Gasly with damage
o7 Gasly
Gasly out
Bloody hell
What a shame for Hamilton
DAmn
poor gasly 
double DNF
Classic alpine
fuck, no monies this week boys
Nah the double DNF was at Silverstone, Ocon is still out
nah ocon is in
Ocon out
Oh shit
Alpine 
2 in a row, thats rough
oof

Slow clap for the French
Alpine hit each other 
Bruh
I'm still waiting on replay
It was fucking Zhou
That is real rough for the Alpine's
Oh yeah he got knocked into him, still 
We went bowling again
Zhou got told Alfa was hoping to overtake Alpine in points, Zhou took it a different way ig 
lmao
So rude of Zhou to ruin Riccis first race 
Zhou taking a lesson from his teammate and becoming the Hungarian bowling champion 
wait for headlines "ric out raced by yuki, yuki inline for second rb seat" 
look at the bright side. Danny ricc wont be last in the race now 
Oh for sure everyone will blame Ric
He wont be P20 thats for sure
will be last classified tho lmao
He could still catch Florida
He probably has diffuser and front wing damage
but hes washed bois 
🔪
Aus people should start cheering for Piastri who is P2 now 
Perez stuck behind a Alonso
problem is piastri is as boring as a pastry 
so i cba
Perez 
Zhou 5s pen
get Ric back on the podium, then Aus can celbrate two drivers with a shoey and a pie. 
daym, 5 secs is light
did you see his shoey
piss poor
id rather lawson at this point
and hes a kiwi
you can do it better oreos?
better than piastri yeah
how about no shoeys at all because its disgusting
pit already? 
Track temps are super higher
Seems like a alonso train is forming
Tsunoda's pit was awful
7.3 sec stop for Yuki. Ouch
5 sec penalty
thats for zhou
Wait


Wrong Asian driver bruv

switch position sierra ferrari 

I keep mixing them up
plan S
Already there? o7 Ferrari
ouch
Switch position to confirm box
Ferrari on plan S already 
Oh god my PS4 is trying to go in to rest mode
It pissing down outside. Hope it lasts to bed time
Bad console you must stay on for the race
Mullet goes fastest
Max literally is half a second per lap faster kek
And Pastry is just chilling on his Sunday cruise
will be honest, love it if piastri does norris though
4.5s stop for florida man 
Rough stop for Florida Man as well
Gasly is talking in the brazilian broadcast, saying he is frustrated and blamed Zhou for the crash 
he is right. zhou drove into him
Yeah, Zhou fucked up
nice carlos
hammer time for lewis 
Bet alpine are wishing they got Oscar
norris box 
Riccardo doing well with tires p9
yeah ric making them last
Slow stop lechair 
everyone behind him already pit
Ferrari 
Not a bad stop at all
ferrari fucked up
Ferrari ffs
As usual

oh ferrari
They are trying to murder Sainz and cripple Sharl with PTSD 
Hamilton overcut didn't work on Norris
9.4 wow ferrari wow
Meanwhile I'm just seeing Norris pit
9.4 i think is slow than Zhous pen stop by .1 could be wrong though 
You are so far behind 
Ferrari 
guru hit refresh my dude lmao
Yep just seen Ferrari issues
ferrari hates leclerc
looked like something was stuck
Fucking hell that stop from MCL
Norris

2 sec flat

oh Webber is Pastry's manager? didnt know that

well have fun. work time.
Yea I'm going to give up on discord too many spoilers
"McLaren's performance is unfair and it changed suddenly, it is very suspicious. FIA needs to look into this" - TeamLH soon 
McLaren had one issue too much drag which they have fixed
Here are Silverstone are ideal tracks for the McLaren
Enjoy the rain sounds
Where as the mercedes requires a night shift from Mick to get the car to work
Yea not much happening
max pit 
Wait, Danny Ricc is back to 18th
😦
Washed up 
i guess danny went to pit 🙂
I thought he had enough distance to be in front of KMag
Perez behind Hamilton and Russell, this should be interesting

Perez 
The 2023 merc seems to have similar problems compared to it's 2013 counterpart, quick over one lap but the tires go off quite quickly

Perez making moves



Alonso is hunting down the red clown cars
Ocon’s seat broke in that crash 
broke in half
Nevermind 
Dunno why hes back on mediums but okay
Weird one, he was catching SAR and lapping faster
to overtake florida man?
RB legit just testing the new compounds 
Max just tyre testing 
Blimey a Russell purple
Maybe, i dunno see how he goes
Apparently Alonso said the new compounds don't work well with the Aston Martin cars
VER about to lap RIC
Aahh did Sargent have a moment?
Lewis having to lift and coast 
Probably due the overheating issues
If these results keep happening Mclaren might catch Ferrari in the constructors later this year
I hope they do it
Ferrari are just a midfield team now 
McLaren, Merc have jumped them
AM can beat them as well if they have a decent weekend
Though the Tifosi may just implode if the slowest team in bahrain beat them in the constructors
AM did fell off a little in the last 2 races
Leclerc 

We can discuss this at the end 
We are on it
Ferrari and lechair are gonna biff
He was complaining about their strategy saying it doesn't make sense
Ferrari 
internal conflicts at ferrari?
Is there anything but internal conflicts at Ferrari? 
Yeah people are pitting behind him 
The scuderia Engineer being forced to think about strategy 🤣
It's not easy enough for Perez
perez pit 
Perez 1.9 stop

1.9 stop???
Bloody hell
Holy redbull
Hopefully the McLaren is better on the mediums
Stroll pass yuki 
Impressive
How are Lando and Piastri doing?
So it's Lando in P2?
Ya
Norris going to pit too
lando pit 
I wish I could have watched this week but I don't have Sky Sports or ESPN+
good pit
2.1 isnt bad
Alonso had a 3.3 before Norris
I think that's better than his pit time for the British Grand Prix no?
alonso 
How's Lando doin now, is he still 2nd?
He is a old man, leave him alone 
P3 now
Okay
Lechair speeding in the pit lane 

lmao
Gotta love Ferrari

Btw noting means he went to fast but they are just double checking 
Of course
😂
So pretty much +5S 
He needs better anger management
What tires did Mclaren change to at Landos pit?
Mediums
Okay, so he should be good now till the end of the race?
Black and white for Pastry
holy shit, I just saw that +33
+33 for who?
Lechair 5 seconds 
Leclerc is going to MALD
???
between Max and Ham
Piastri you were far behind 
Jesus
free pit for max 
Looking at Perez for forcing Pastry off track
Not anymore
nevermind
I love discussing F1 with yall because you get it, whereas if I talk about it to my family they don't give a damn
Is Piastri okay?
P4
Haha
and he's trying to make himself shorter with that stance
I was about to post about max pitting
Poor smol Yuki kek
Lando P2
in comes Maxie
Ricciardo ahead of Yuki but not sure about pitstops
Ric is on 22 laps old meds
So might need to stop again
Also purple purple sectors for Max

Yeah, Ricc is going for 3 stops
Max 
Gained 2.8 seconds on Norris on that lap 
marbles slow the car down
Lando 
Lando is a bit angry 
Why
Almost sounded like Kimi in that Lotus
Engineer in his ear
I mean, does ric stop again 
Or just trying hold on
True, 5 sec gap
That gap between Perez and Norris is disappearing quickly
Traffic
Affirm
Thank you!
Norris 
Yuki playing the RB team game
Yall are amazing
Just checking in
Who? Danny Ric?
Max
Haha
Engineer just did a check in to make sure he was still awake
I wish I could hear and see what is going on but I don't have ESPN+ or Sky Sports
that was a bit wide, Lando
throw on some reds for the last 5 laps
Already got fastest, think he'll be okay 
Lando go a strike for track limits
What's the lap record for Hungary?
Russell on for a decent result today
Could be P6 for him ye
Should be
1:16.627 set by Lewis in 2020
1.16.6 (Ham 2020)
Could perez loose a podium here 
Don't think that's doable then 
Who to?
Hamilton
Can we just skip this race to the end few laps in future as now stuff happening
Ooo
I doubt it but 
Lewis not fast enough to cut 1s a lap
Still would need to pass him as well
Will red bull get a double podium that's the question 
Lewis is gaining quite a bit on Checo
florida man
Florida man 
Classic
Well at least the sponsors get TV time for Williams
Florida man out 
Ya
Florida man?
yeah
Who's that I forget
Norris P2 
Yay
Ricci doing 40 laps on the mediums to keep 13 
Max 
Good one Ric

LANDO 
Well done Lando
Danny Ricc is not washed 
It's a miracle Perez gets a podium
2 more laps and it would've been different
Did Sainz slow down at the end to keep Lec in front?
Spa sprint weekend next 
"What a rocket ship today" ah the merc fans are gonna love that 
Max 180 degrees on car driveability from yesterday
Where are we next weekend?
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I meant race wise
Spa, Belgium the best track in the world 
Nice!
And it’s a sprint weekend
I'll have to see if I can get a hold of something to watch it
Mclaren have moved up in the constrctors? 
Big penalty for 0.7
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No
59 to 87 points i believe
Radio team being inconsistent again
Ferrari are in the 100s so probably won't get any higher
LET'S GO LANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
@McLarenF1
#FansLikeNoOther #HungarianGp #LN4
Lando broke Max's trophy
I'm sure max will forgive him
Hey look it's a ferrari on the podium
This is why we have solid trophies
Especially is Norris is going to be on the podium regularly
Told you it was awful trophy
Zak Brown thought so as well
https://twitter.com/safeforlando/status/1683151202152853504?s=20
Lando has now a streak of 3 of Max's trophies knocked over in Lando's last 3 podiums
This time its one that takes 6 months to make, and costs €40k 
Oh Lando..
race and spring this weekend at spa


The letter sent to venues like Planet Hollywood and Black Tap Craft Burgers and Beer — which are along the race route — comes with a subtle threat worthy of Vegas pioneer and infamous mobster Bugsy Siegel, sources said. 
Does the new york post think F1 is a gumball race or something
Might have to sabotage max
Can we just ban her and rosberg
You’d have thought they’d have learnt by this point… #F1 #AlfaRomeo #BelgianGP
Underrated f1 twitter account
Old Eddie is still trying to put his finger in
Alfa's Spa livery to remove Stake advertising as it's illegal to advertise gambling in Belgium
i heard its similar rules in NL so they going to use the same livery in Zandvoort after the summer break.
Depends on the viewer age demographic
But most likely will see the same in the Netherlands
i see 
Ye you like the sub split advertisement on the car? 
You would have thought you would have a title sponsor you can't use at a number of races
If you want the pain in long form... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1879522187?t=01h12m16s
its funny that the viewer count goes up when ferrari fuck up
I'm not sure I like matt
I like his pain
We have seen Seb the Inspector, now we see Fernando Alonso as a steward. Pierre Gasly blocked Max Verstappen on a fast lap in Q2 at Barcelona and the Fernando Alonso was the first witnewss. He instantly said it's a 3 place penalty.
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That completely serious "Understood"
https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1684524596429561857 leaving already.
They could bring de vries back
No space ar merc so that out question unless for some reason hamilton decided he wanted to go even more backwards down the field
Or retired
Not read it yet but I'm sure I will find out
In summary it's just a catchy headline
Renault added to the comparison: they’ve been behind Merc and Ferrari from 2014 to 2019, and Honda surpassed them at the end of 2019 https://t.co/xn6kKJRvk6
5 place grid penalty for Max in the race for taking a gearbox outside of the pool
Already taking drastic measures to improve his overtaking numbers, I see
wet on the track today
Crap. Forgot to buy a cheesecake. Maaan.. I'm gonna have to leave the house three days in a row 😦
you got plenty of hours to go and buy it
I don't have a car, so any excursion means dedicating at least two hours
because of bus time tables
6.5h until quali.
Oh, it's a spring day, too. Cause the busses are done for the day. Damn
take the bike? 
don't havce opne
Not paying ~$20 to go get a $4 cheesecake 😛
you can buy a bunch of them and store it in the freezer so you have some after the summer break 
I'll pick one up tomorrow and have a sprint cheesecake
sprint shootout you mean?
What ever it's called
Screw remembering the names of these things when they'll just change the format again next year
Anyone wanna see the star ship I named after Donny Rickle?
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Wet road

MUSIC
Hey
DANGY FACE!
Yall watching the practice?
yesh
Nice
It's a key racing driver skill
New CIC* at Ferrari
*Clown in Charge
Always forget how steep that kill is
Jeeze, Lewis is REALLY sweating

Bah. If they can't complete Quali, the order will be WDC point order. What a missed opportunity for a reverse point grid for the sprint
why would they do that lol
Because I want them to
red flag 
Florida man encountered rocks
Of course it's Florida Man
Oof that was some nasty aquaplaning
looks as wet as here in Berlin
Start crying, boy! Get an invite to the paddock!
Chair risking it
Sainz having a shower
Wonder if Quali will happen
i bet we will get any info about that before it start 
BREAKING: Otmar Szafnauer is leaving Alpine at the end of the Belgian Grand Prix #F1
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Alan Permane is leaving as well
Sporting director
Pat Fry is going to Williams as CTO, same position he recently left at Alpine
wow
f1tv mention earlier that one team have bit worse engine compared to the other teams. they think it might be alpine with their engines 
Silly season has kicked off I guess
i mean drives and cons cups are both wrapped up, time to get things settled for next season 
Also, tyre blanket ban postponed a year, so we'll have them for 2024 as well
Alpine is in chaos every senior memember is gone
i have a conspiracy theory Alpine is done in F1 and one of the new teams is going to take over
Binotto is tipped as tp for Alpine
well they cant go much further backwards
Alan Permane was with the team for 34 years btw
wonder why
Pat is going to williams but why sack everyone else including the CEO who went the other week
Ferrari F1 driver Carlos Sainz believes advances in technology mean broadcasts of a one-shot qualifying format like F1 used in the mid-2000s could be made more interesting by showing a ghost car of the fastest lap of the session
#f1 #f1news #f12023 #f123 #carlossainz #ferrari #formula1 #formulaone #f1tv #qualifying #fernandoalonso #grandprix #...
merc first out 
nah
is that someone with a yellow smoke at the top of EuRouge? like wut.
tactical parking by Rb and Ferrari for Mercs 
who deleted?
Sainz
Pastry!
Danny ricc P16 
Lando having a moment
norris 
the way that snapped back into the gravel, almost code brown
@atomic egret , where is danny? 
On your screen rn
P12 
early doors yet to be knocked back down 
Don't talk to me or my Dangy again!
Casual .9 gap for Max 
I will say the Kick Alfa livery looks good with those rims
Wonder if anyone will risk slicks in Q2
Track evolution 
cmon Dangy
yuki P4 Pog
Nailbiter for Norris here

Norris 
"new upcoming driver DeVeris to replace struggling driver Ric" Marko probably 








