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thorn topaz
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lmao that 44% vote DOTD for Lando
And now he got a Black and White
Kok

sinful kiln
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lando getting black and white too MONKERS

tranquil tapir
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Can florida man take out stroll pleas3

thorn topaz
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No, we dont need more VSC or SC

restive inlet
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SC means race over

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So meh

thorn topaz
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Wait a lap just to make sure, then launch the terrorism

tranquil tapir
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Oo florida man within DRS

thorn topaz
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5 sec to Stroll

tranquil tapir
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That light

thorn topaz
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I agree with Brundle. Thats very light considering he took someone else out of the race

restive inlet
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Almost

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But he called it

atomic egret
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Where is my picture...

restive inlet
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Also did anyone else see the fact that Albon casually mentions his skin on his back rips open through high g force corners?

thorn topaz
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Pastry just a few tenths slower than HAM

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Dude that MCL upgrade is wild

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They absolutely nailed it

normal hill
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Well that was another Ferrari disaster class uhsCopium

mellow wyvern
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classic ferrari

thorn topaz
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Norris, Pastry and Russell all draining their batteries

random gale
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I'm very happy with Mclaren!

thorn topaz
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Oh god, Lewis pulled a Bono my tyres. Inb4 fastest lap

atomic egret
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Yeah, but Ham lies like a fish swims, Ted

thorn topaz
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Pastry pulling pretty well on Lewis

restive inlet
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Tbf this was a MCL 2-3 without the SC

thorn topaz
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Yah

wraith stratus
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Good shit Lando uhsHappy uhsHappy

thorn topaz
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GO ON LANDO

late seal
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Amazing race for McLaren

thorn topaz
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Fucking amazing drive from Piastri as well

restive inlet
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Alpine double DNF 2-4 for MCL

honest cipher
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Yeah thank fuck, shame that the SC stopped it being a 2-3 though

restive inlet
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Insane for them

thorn topaz
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What a fucking race

honest cipher
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Mcl had more points today than they have the season so far

late seal
honest cipher
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30 points today, 29 last 9 races

restive inlet
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Happy to see that Max invited two Brittish guests for his post race podcast tho

mellow wyvern
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finally i can celebrate as a mclaren fan FeelsStrongMan

restive inlet
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Great of him to invite some locals

honest cipher
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Yup

normal hill
atomic egret
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That chrome really shows the dead bugs

restive inlet
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Still no race win tho Lando PepeLaugh1

mellow wyvern
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rofl all the deadge bugs

restive inlet
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Merc finally catch up to AM to fight for being the fastest Merc powered car, then MCL shows up KEKW

thorn topaz
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they got 100 extra marshals to keep an eye on the protestors

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LOL

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I'm fucking stoked for Pastry, that was one hell of a result for an F1 rookie

atomic egret
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Are they keeping the shiny livery?

thorn topaz
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Nah

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Special livery for Silverstone

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only Lewis can look upset with P3

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Aww, everyone yelling Lando

mellow wyvern
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everyone likes lando

thorn topaz
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fun fact
Max can finish every race P2 now to the end if Checo wins every race
and still win the WDC

dawn siren
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who is 3rd?

restive inlet
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Alonso or Lewis

dawn siren
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cus the way checo is driving he might not finish second

thorn topaz
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Lewis

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Its VER NOR HAM on the podium

restive inlet
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Alonso still keeps his 3rd place

lofty hearth
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How's the constructors looking

thorn topaz
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kek, Lando still asking why the fuck they put him out of hards

warped cave
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"They're still beginners in some things"

restive inlet
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WCC still RB, Merc, AM, Ferrari then MCL might overtake Alpine now for 5th

thorn topaz
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Still not been updated Vanguard

wild wigeon
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i bet landos press officer is thinking stfu lando now!

thorn topaz
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They know drivers are extatic when they are up there,

restive inlet
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MCL do overtake Alpine for 5th YEP

thorn topaz
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Ayy

restive inlet
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Thanks to the double DNF

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47 to 44 points

dawn siren
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Alfa Romeo still in last?

restive inlet
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AT lol

dawn siren
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LMAO

restive inlet
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Yuki only got 9th once I believe

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Only point finish

thorn topaz
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This is the current WCC standing

sinful kiln
lofty hearth
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Williams P7

thorn topaz
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Looks like they are still in the process of updating it, so you can trick it into update to the current standing

late seal
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If Williams continues to improve I can see them putting a fight against Alpine

thorn topaz
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For WDC

restive inlet
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hahahaha

high cedar
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Yea Williams much improved tied with Haas at the minute

restive inlet
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Lewis "Yeah you still have that lead"

lofty hearth
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Hang on a second, did ferrari get a penalty for the possible unsafe release

thorn topaz
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Both championships are realistically already done

restive inlet
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No

thorn topaz
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No, no further investigation

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Or its happening after the session

high cedar
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Waits for everyone to get penaltys in a few hours

thorn topaz
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Cant remember

restive inlet
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Btw Max has a record Lewis don't PepeLaugh1

lofty hearth
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Dang was hoping for points for Florida man

restive inlet
high cedar
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Got after races penaltys yet

warped cave
dawn siren
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The only thing that could be worse for Ferrari would be Lechair pen for unsafe release and drops out of the points oop

warped cave
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Would that mean a point for Sergeant?

lofty hearth
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I think so

high cedar
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Ferrari back to usual then

restive inlet
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Yes Florida man gets p10 if chair gets the 5

high cedar
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Least they are not doing no race pace before breaking down like Haas

warped cave
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Was into an Williams as well, so they should 100% lodge a protest

high cedar
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Would also mean Williams would actually be 7th in the championship rather than tied

restive inlet
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According to the data channel Sargeant is 4.995s behind Leclerc

dawn siren
thorn topaz
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lmao they started the champagne before the gold Silverstone trophy

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20 sec penalty

sinful kiln
thorn topaz
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Or spend an hour with a drunk sulayem. Your choice

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Max has picked up so many trophies that he forgot there is a special gold one for Silverstone LULW

warped cave
thorn topaz
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lmao Lando
nutted on the minister

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30 second penalty for Ocon

restive inlet
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Almost hit a MCL mechanic because he had to dodge

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How isn't it unsafe

thorn topaz
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for jump starting the podium

restive inlet
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FIA please

warped cave
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Time to tweet at Williams

sinful kiln
restive inlet
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2 week until Hungary

sinful kiln
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the week after hungary we have spa. then the summer break

thorn topaz
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Then straight into a back-to-back after the summer break

finite sun
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What clown shenanigans did Ferrari do to lose so many places?

thorn topaz
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Where to start?

high cedar
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Hmm

lofty hearth
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Well

high cedar
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Early pit to start

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Ferrari being Ferrari

lofty hearth
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Fresh hards going slower than old softs

high cedar
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And sainz forgetting the strategy

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Even though the hards worked for McLaren

lofty hearth
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Possible unsafe release

high cedar
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Hopefully unsafe release

lofty hearth
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And sainz being passed by 3 cars in 1 lap

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So yes normal ferrari clown show

high cedar
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One of which was a Williams

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Was some what forced of line then got stuck in the wrong place

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Watching FIA document bot

finite sun
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They really fucked it then, huh😂

high cedar
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Ferrari? Yep

finite sun
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Was trying to play Magic The Gathering and watch the race

high cedar
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Sounds complicated

lofty hearth
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And then there's Perez who didn't even get into the top 5 in that rocketship

high cedar
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Lewis still complaining

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Is Perez going to survive the summer break?

lofty hearth
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He will due to max carrying the entire team

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To constructors victory

high cedar
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But he's way off the results in the fastest car and can't get through qualifying

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Albon seems very happy

high cedar
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As usual with sky Germany

thorn topaz
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Sky Germany and Helmut together is just a toxic shitshow

high cedar
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Looks like no protest

sinful kiln
high cedar
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But who is this F1 insider

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Could be some guy called Dave who cleans the toilet and over head a brief conversation

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Also the car just seems bad yuki isn't getting the results he was getting at the beginning of the year

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The bigger problem for me in perez

warped cave
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?????

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Perez is still 2nd in the drivers champ

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and consistently gathering Red Bull points

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Nyck is only costing AT money now while having nothing to show for it

candid pebble
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Yuki having results? lol

sinful kiln
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yeah. 2 points more than de vries smig

warped cave
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and with a bit more luck/strategy he'd have a few more

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while De Vries has been nowhere

candid pebble
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tbh kick them both lol

high cedar
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Yea

sinful kiln
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sign iwasa in 2024 NODDERS

high cedar
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Perez in qualifying is embarrassing yea he is sometimes making up places in the race but not much

candid pebble
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he has been struggling recently yes and they need to work on that but he is definitely not the bigger problem atm lol

thorn topaz
high cedar
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and sky Germany again

wild wigeon
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the tv equvalent of bild?

high cedar
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If I knew what that was possibly

thorn topaz
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Ralf talks a lot of shit. Specially after Mick lost his seat for being pretty shit. Hes been at the throat of RB for over a decade before that

high cedar
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This is why I ignore rumours who ever they come from

dusky harbor
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Imagine if DR out does perez in a AT PepeLa

restive inlet
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wow!

sinful kiln
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great ending happers

dusky harbor
restive inlet
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"Asked if Perez’s qualifying struggles could start being a cause for concern for Red Bull, Verstappen said: “You have to ask Helmut [Marko] or Christian [Horner] about that. But yes, of course, we are also fighting for the team championship. But I think I can do that on my own at the moment!"

candid pebble
late agate
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Not sure if I trust it, but apparently dude is supposed to be trust worthy

restive inlet
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"After a poor series of Formula 1 races, Nyck de Vries has lost his seat at AlphaTauri, as reported by Allard Kalff, who is very close to the De Vries family. Allegedly, Red Bull made the decision following the disappointing British Grand Prix, where De Vries finished behind teammate Yuki Tsunoda for the ninth time in ten races.

Starting from the Hungarian Grand Prix, there will be a new driver alongside Tsunoda. It is possible that this could be Daniel Ricciardo, the former teammate of Max Verstappen at Red Bull. At the time the initial news about De Vries broke, Ricciardo was reportedly conducting a tire test for Pirelli on behalf of Red Bull. Supposedly, this test is also to determine if Ricciardo is still quick."
https://racingnews365.nl/nyck-de-vries-verliest-f1-zitje-alphatauri-per-direct

RacingNews365

Nyck de Vries is zijn zitje in de Formule 1 bij AlphaTauri per direct kwijt, dat kwam op de dinsdag na de Grand Prix van Groot-Brittannië naar buiten via Allard Kalff.

sinful kiln
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sooo comrade Ralf was right? Hmmm

restive inlet
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Interesting how the Telegraaf mentions multiple sources

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No actual naming of sources

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While it seems that most other atrticles are talking about Allard Kalff only

late agate
warped cave
high cedar
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must have done super speed to make that decision so quick

late agate
sinful kiln
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where is RPM take on this whole thing? CatCheck

trim girder
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give me a few hours to sort the bathtub shed and classic car ready.

late agate
sinful kiln
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@dusky harbor going to cheer for AlphaTauri now uhsHappy

normal hill
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I’m rooting for Danny Ric as well peepoWoo

sinful kiln
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i guess the same thing for @atomic egret

restive inlet
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@dusky harbor imaigne sleeping during this news L KEKW

high cedar
late agate
mossy bramble
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AlphaDanny will get a podium?

sinful kiln
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sounds like it YEP

high cedar
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that car is not great but we will see

sinful kiln
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AlphaDanny going to make it great again SMILE

high cedar
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but as a williams fan i want to keep the lead

atomic egret
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DANGY BACK BITCHES!

wraith stratus
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EZ Clap Ricc

warped cave
restive inlet
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@dusky harbor borpaSpin modcheck

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Also Vettel visited RB at silverstone today

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Guess Seb blessed Daniel

high cedar
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Seb was potentially running in an old McLaren ready for Goodwood

late agate
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Hard to really compare but it's something

restive inlet
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He did have a small spin 😄

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But honestly no blankets is going to take a bit for drivers get used to

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Happened everytime they dropped blanket temps as well

late agate
warped cave
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A Maclaren fan won it? /s

high cedar
restive inlet
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Also

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Haas DNF'd from the Tyre test

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Hydraulic leak ended Hulk's session

warped cave
late agate
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I guess they didn't fix the problem since the race

high cedar
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What is wrong with the car at the minute

dusky harbor
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Guess whos back, back again

restive inlet
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@dusky harbor morn cunt

thorn topaz
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Morning Cunt

late agate
dusky harbor
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Mans gonna drive a shitbox

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But atleast hes driving

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Laugh if he puts it into q3 over perez

late agate
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Prayge I so truly hope that happens next race

dusky harbor
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Imagine KEKW

sinful kiln
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@dusky harbor time to buy some Alphatauri merch? smig

restive inlet
sinful kiln
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will we get a new intro for f1? PES_Think

finite sun
restive inlet
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Also RB upgrades in Hungary

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(Most likely)

candid pebble
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wait RB still has upgrades lol

sinful kiln
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maybe those upgrades going to help perez COPIUM

restive inlet
dawn siren
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Danny going from Shit McLaren last year to even more shit AT this year tho oop

dusky harbor
atomic egret
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Dangy's back, yeah! Dangy's back, yeah!

dusky harbor
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People thinking if rb has to chose between danny ric and yuki, they chose yuki cause marketability PepeLa

warped cave
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Is it bad I low-key want Yuki to dust Ric just for the meltdown that will follow? SipTea

dawn siren
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I think a lot of people want that tbh lmao

trim girder
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next race both Haas out quali Ric Kapp

restive inlet
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How FOM hid the APXGP cars

atomic egret
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Wonder if anyone on #TeamLH has found a way to make Debris about Abu Dhabi 2021 yet

sinful kiln
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why should they? 🙂

atomic egret
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#brainworms

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Holy shit.. For example...

candid pebble
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But I mean they have been saying this all the time, this is nothing new Kaotac

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Sounds like a very sane LH fan to me

lofty hearth
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that Gif is the perfect way to describe this week 😆

restive inlet
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These 2 got spotted in Monaco

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Lost son and dad reunited

lofty hearth
high cedar
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Some other photos of the Williams special

restive inlet
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Wheel came of a car and hit some spectators at the festival of speed

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No serious injuries it seems

sinful kiln
sinful kiln
high cedar
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Don't think we will see straw bales in F1 any time soon

atomic egret
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Sure we will.. in flashbacks to past races. Isn't that how one car once made it into the Monaco harbour? Hit a bale and went for a tumble?

atomic egret
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Wait, this isn't Rawe Ceek is it?

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dammit, and I remembered the cheesecake this week, too!

sinful kiln
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nope. next week

wraith stratus
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Next two weeks NODDERS

finite sun
dusky harbor
restive inlet
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Max got DQ'd from a Sim race event due to retaliation KEKW

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My guy got span around by a dude and Max just gave no fucks, cut some corners and ran the guy into the gravel

candid pebble
thorn topaz
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At least Max didnt park on top of his helmet KEKW

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That incident was rather spicy

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Granted Max did just get done dirty at an Esports race

restive inlet
dusky harbor
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ah yes

warped cave
restive inlet
late agate
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Quicker RB, hopefully Perez will have a chance of getting out of Q1 now

dusky harbor
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Gee i hope perez can out quali ricciardo

restive inlet
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The demolishing of the old AM f1 factory has begun

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A lot of history in that building

sinful kiln
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Hungaroring this weekend uhsHappy

thorn topaz
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New quali format at Hungaroring as well

high cedar
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Max still on pole

sinful kiln
trim girder
thorn topaz
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Must run hards in q1, mediums in q2 and softs in q3. Plus they have 11 tyre sets allocated for the weekend instead of 13

sinful kiln
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that going to be interesting

high cedar
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Perez still qualifies 17th

trim girder
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quali is red flagged by DeVeris, somehow.

high cedar
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Sat on some other teams pit wall and drops his headset just as Ricardo goes to set his lap

normal hill
restive inlet
restive inlet
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@dusky harbor

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You think so Checo?

high cedar
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Driver standing N/A

dusky harbor
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Christ at this point i think perez is gone KEKW

high cedar
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I think I said it here Perez is gone at the end of the season Ricciardo is just warming up at alphatauri and seeing if he actually has the pace

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Also todays rumours are albon in a Ferrari

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The Italians are desperate

dusky harbor
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Who would albono replace at ferrari though? KEKW

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I kinda wanna put money on danny being in a rb by vegas

high cedar
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But something must have started the driver replacement rumours

high cedar
atomic egret
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Looks like Andretti and Hitech are going to be announced as approved soon

thorn topaz
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Yeah by FIA at least, FOM and F1 are still not playing ball apparently

high cedar
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Yea the teams don't want it because money

sinful kiln
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more american and uk based teams Hmmm

high cedar
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Least it's not more Italians

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Poor Williams

sinful kiln
high cedar
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Vettel come back ?

late agate
high cedar
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Like I always say don't believe everything in the media

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Especially around drama things

high cedar
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Yea... Nope

dusky harbor
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The chopped fingers tho OMEGALUL KEKW

high cedar
warped cave
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that's very W I D E

sinful kiln
thorn topaz
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Newey missed out on a massive meme, but he almost went there

warped cave
tranquil tapir
sinful kiln
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iwasa quick in F2 today Hmmm

dawn siren
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How many times do you think we'll hear the name Daniel Ricciardo this morning?

lofty hearth
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I'd say about 25 times minimum

dusky harbor
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good

lofty hearth
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So do you lot think that perez is getting lapped this race?

dusky harbor
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i dont think he will get lapped

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but if he gets passed by danny, big if

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oh no

lofty hearth
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I mean it's possible danny ric out qualifys perez given Sergios current form

thorn topaz
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You have to remember that the AT is slow as fuck

restive inlet
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I don't think Danny will out qualify Yuki

candid pebble
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Yuki will out qualify himself

lofty hearth
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This is true but at this point with perez's current form anything is possible

dusky harbor
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i got money on yuki binning it

candid pebble
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reasonable

restive inlet
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imo not reasonable

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Yuki hasn't binned it for a long time now

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He's more mature with it now

dusky harbor
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true, but yuki do be a hot head

restive inlet
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Also car too shit to go fast enough for him to bin it

dusky harbor
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doesnt at have upgrades this weekend?

restive inlet
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They had upgrades at Silverstone

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And it was still horrible

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Yuki was complaining most of the race about what is wrong about the car

sinful kiln
dusky harbor
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danny gets in the car "wow this is a pos" KEKW

restive inlet
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No matter how shit the car is, there is always your teammate you can out perform

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And I feel like if Danny is just behind Yuki the impressions are gonna be just mehs

dusky harbor
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and if danny is in front of yuki?

restive inlet
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Then the feature might behold some good cars for Daniel

dusky harbor
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maaybe PES3_HmmGiggle

restive inlet
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(it has sounds idk how to unmute it in embed)

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But that was Yuki just YAPPP during the race about the car

thorn topaz
atomic egret
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Great, Kayo is fucked

sinful kiln
dusky harbor
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the danny ric intro Pog

restive inlet
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Also thumbnail

sinful kiln
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need to milk it YEP

restive inlet
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Well time for Monaco without walls YEP

thorn topaz
restive inlet
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Daniel out

sinful kiln
restive inlet
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Daniel almost fucked it into the pit wall there

thorn topaz
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Yep KEKW

sinful kiln
dusky harbor
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doing a max PES_BlushGiggle

thorn topaz
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Just gotta make sure the lads at the pit wall are awake Kappa

restive inlet
thorn topaz
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Nice gopros on that Alpine

sinful kiln
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@atomic egret Latege

atomic egret
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OH! It's because I get better ping on STO by VPNing

restive inlet
thorn topaz
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Yeah more than likely getting some B roll

atomic egret
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Need to turn off the VPN to use Kayo.. so I can't watch and play at the same time 😦

dusky harbor
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one of the alfas almost put it in the wall KEKW

thorn topaz
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APXGP are there this weekend after all, just with no actors KEKW

restive inlet
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They are here every race weekend until Vegas

thorn topaz
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Christ

restive inlet
thorn topaz
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Just pull a Nolan and film the cunt in 52 days Kappa

restive inlet
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Alfa already issues

thorn topaz
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That was fast

dusky harbor
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oh alfa KEKW

atomic egret
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Glad Danny is back, but Marko is as big a shit head as Zak

restive inlet
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PEREZ

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LMFAO

sinful kiln
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perez PES_Giggle

restive inlet
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LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO

thorn topaz
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Checo ffs

restive inlet
dusky harbor
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LOL

thorn topaz
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You fucking idiot

dusky harbor
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HOLY FUCK

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BRO

dawn siren
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LMAO

thorn topaz
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LMAO

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How the fuck do you manage that

sinful kiln
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Helmut Madcat

dawn siren
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Danny cut his breaks?

dusky harbor
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HES GONE

dawn siren
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brakes*

dusky harbor
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hes fucking gone

mossy bramble
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He’s done

high cedar
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well this weekend is starting well

thorn topaz
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Helmut Marko looks like he is going to murder Checo

atomic egret
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Panic attack about to set in

dawn siren
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On the grass...

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rookie mistake

dusky harbor
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bro

mossy bramble
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Oh boy

warped cave
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Dude

mossy bramble
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It’s all in his head at this point

restive inlet
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I cant believe this

thorn topaz
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Silly silly Checo

restive inlet
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You couldn't write it better

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Daniel is back, putting pressure on Perez's feature

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First push lap he fucks it

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These Apple Writers wish they could write this

dusky harbor
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bro

atomic egret
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Didn't expect Danny to out quali Perez 6 minutes into P1

dusky harbor
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netflix is salavating rn

mossy bramble
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Netflix is in dream land

dusky harbor
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like they are rock hard rn

restive inlet
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Imagine Perez fucks it totally

warped cave
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People would complain about convient writing if this was scripted

restive inlet
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Daniel might be in RB before the end of this season

thorn topaz
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Horner already thinking of replacements KEKW

mossy bramble
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Danny does have to produce though

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Who’s next up hahaha

dusky harbor
restive inlet
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Or imagine

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Yuki

thorn topaz
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Checo just has to keep up the pace hes doing Creative

restive inlet
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Goes to RB instead

dawn siren
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At this point Dani just has to finish races to get Perez's seat LMAO

mossy bramble
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Yuki the goat

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Imagine

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Yuki and max

dusky harbor
restive inlet
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We'll see how Yuki and Daniel goes head to head

dusky harbor
restive inlet
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But I wouldn't be surprised if either AT driver is in RB next season

thorn topaz
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Suuure we are not laughing Ted

dawn siren
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Yuki would complain that the red bull is shit somehow oop

restive inlet
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That car is so fucked

mossy bramble
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Oh the crying kid lol

restive inlet
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holy

atomic egret
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Kid having the panic attack for Checo

dusky harbor
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and the floor

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THE FLOOR PHOTOS

thorn topaz
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LOL

dusky harbor
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the amount of photographers there

restive inlet
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New parts there too right

dusky harbor
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HOLY FUCK

restive inlet
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Imagine if they didn't have spares upgrades for Checo

dawn siren
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Williams need to get their floor man to look at those photos

restive inlet
dawn siren
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Because if the williams could turn it would be a good car

high cedar
restive inlet
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Those sidepods are fucked and they are new specs

late agate
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That is crazy, how he would do that

sinful kiln
restive inlet
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Rain is falling

dusky harbor
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holy fuck

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johan is god

thorn topaz
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Checo was the Mexican Minister of Defence once, now hes going to need the Mexican Minister of Defence

mossy bramble
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Y u k I

atomic egret
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Oh, and Perez has a new gearbox in too

thorn topaz
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Helmut and Newey are going to murder him KEKW

atomic egret
thorn topaz
#

Yeah about that new gearbox KEKW

mossy bramble
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Rain awww ya

high cedar
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track declared wet

dusky harbor
restive inlet
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Meanwhile at the Netflix offices

mossy bramble
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“Ya Danny, helmet called needs you to go to the redbull pits, your driving the 11 car now.”

restive inlet
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Chaos time

mossy bramble
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Can you change drivers mid practice?

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God I wanna see that

restive inlet
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Not in the same session, but techincally between practice sessions yes

thorn topaz
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Lando having PTSD from Sochi atm

dusky harbor
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fucking imagine

thorn topaz
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The scenes KEKW

restive inlet
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I wanna see it

thorn topaz
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That would be fucking funny

restive inlet
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perez in AT

sinful kiln
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aPES_PeelSpin bottas

mossy bramble
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Hahahahaha

atomic egret
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Bottle spinning right round baby

mossy bramble
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Loves a spin

restive inlet
mossy bramble
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Not a single lap done yet hah

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Hahahahahahhah

atomic egret
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Is he hiding from Marko?

thorn topaz
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Hes currently on his way to somewhere undisclosed to go into exile yes

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Hes hiding from Jos, Marko, Horner and Newey. I'd take exile in that situation

restive inlet
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I still can't believe this

dusky harbor
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marko to perez PES_Giggle

dusky harbor
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nice edit

atomic egret
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You know you have F1 on the brain when you see #welcometosex trending and your first thought is "Come on, that's a BIT extreme, guys"

thorn topaz
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The fucking face on Checo when he was getting the bollocking by Marko OMEGALUL

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He looked horrified lmao

late agate
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Just realized, Netflix is eating good this season lirikLUL

restive inlet
high cedar
restive inlet
high cedar
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You had one job

dusky harbor
trim girder
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Marko: About that new gearbox P: uuuuhh

dusky harbor
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newey is fuuuuming right now

high cedar
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All we need now is a red bull person on sky's pit wall interview thing

atomic egret
dusky harbor
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here we go

restive inlet
dawn siren
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"Unfortunate" Checo is about to lose his seat

restive inlet
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Driver avatars for the F1 kids broadcast

atomic egret
high cedar
dawn siren
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Bottom right and top might change by the end of the season

dusky harbor
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he sounds so angry

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holy KEKW

dawn siren
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Perfect allaby for Danny, "I couldn't have cut his brakes this time, I was in a car"

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I hope Roger Moore does something for this practice alone Pog

restive inlet
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This aged well didn't it

thorn topaz
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Aged very well

high cedar
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Well his hands put the car in a wall

restive inlet
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His hands clearly not doing well

thorn topaz
restive inlet
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A lot of Rain YEP

thorn topaz
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Ah yes, McLaren trying to murder their drivers. Classic

high cedar
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As usual

atomic egret
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Bunch of wet oranges in the pit lane

thorn topaz
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Haas are trying to murder Kmag as well, this soon after he became a dad again. What the fuck Günther thats rude

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Lando ffs

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Dont pull a Sochi

dusky harbor
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lando doesnt like the rain

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sochi ptsd

restive inlet
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I think Lando wanted to drive more

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But he also has raind ptsd

high cedar
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Lando wanted p1 by the only one setting a time

dusky harbor
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so apparently lawson is at AT this weekend

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boot perez, ric in rb, lawson in at EZ

high cedar
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He is

dusky harbor
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get it done by fp2

restive inlet
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Lawson is 100% getting the AT seat in 2024 it seems btw

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Horner wanted him instead of Nyck at the start of the season already

dusky harbor
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i dont see perez at rb next year

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i just dont

restive inlet
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I do see Perez at the sim at RB next year

dusky harbor
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i see him as CEO of his tequila brand and thats it

restive inlet
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Sam Collins just walking around Pere'z wreck KEKW

dusky harbor
restive inlet
high cedar
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Or in a promotion role with David Coulthard

restive inlet
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That's a front wing YEP

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Cracks and damage in the new side pod YEP

dusky harbor
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the one weekend where you need a strong af weekend

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just bins it

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oh man

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im still in shock

restive inlet
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Again I wouldn't be surprised if they don't have spares of the new spec side pod

high cedar
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Depends how many more times he bins it

restive inlet
atomic egret
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Very loud silence

dawn siren
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he looks so pissed lmao

high cedar
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So much for chatting after the session

dawn siren
#

here it comes

dusky harbor
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floor is gone apparently

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oh no

thorn topaz
#

Ya

restive inlet
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ya

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The whole front side is fucked

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Up to the middle really

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Side pod

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floor

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everything up there

thorn topaz
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Oh no, Marko has been on the phone

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Lets see what happens in the next 10 minutes KEKW

atomic egret
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Screens moving around the garage so no one gets the murder on camera

restive inlet
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Sainz oop

dusky harbor
atomic egret
#

ffs

restive inlet
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Red again

thorn topaz
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LMAO

sinful kiln
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sainz monkaGIGA

dusky harbor
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hes beached

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HOLY FUCK

dawn siren
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LMAO

high cedar
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Oh come on

atomic egret
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Yeah, I'm stuck

dawn siren
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I'm stuck stepbro

restive inlet
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Sainz is unstuck

atomic egret
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Run wombles!

dusky harbor
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sargeant fastest fp1?

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imagineee

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he was paying 501 for that

candid pebble
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its just fp1 SHRUGGERS

sinful kiln
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florida man P1 and albon P2 pauseFR

dusky harbor
candid pebble
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thats so dumb

restive inlet
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Max 16th upgrades not working KEKW

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Perez still faster than Max? Why is everyone not talking about #MaxOut Kapp

high cedar
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Williams winning this weekend

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So people who only see the Williams results and no others

warped cave
#

Remind me, can Sainz still participate in FP1 since he couldn't continue on his own?

high cedar
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If he was pushed no

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As far as I know

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That would be the case in quali and race anyway

atomic egret
#

I think they need to ask for permission from the stewards

restive inlet
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Its practice they can

dusky harbor
#

oh my god this is gold

restive inlet
#

There are requirements of him needing to pit first as the team needs to asses if the car is safe to be on track

restive inlet
atomic egret
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Max is in, max is out

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Hmm.. Bed or FP2?

dusky harbor
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ah yes yuki

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good job

high cedar
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Bed then see in fp2 is raining if it is go back to bed

restive inlet
#

💀

atomic egret
high cedar
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Hnmm

dusky harbor
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2 and half hours til fp2

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it could be spicy

atomic egret
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Wish I bought some salty snacks

restive inlet
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F1TV commentary hyping the P1 battle in this session rn KEKW

high cedar
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And sky like nah nothing to look into not representive

warped cave
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Perez above Verstappen for the session KEKW

high cedar
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max getting kicked out of the team

atomic egret
#

I could never understand why they rank practices

high cedar
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Well people are settling times which can be compared to other things

restive inlet
lofty hearth
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Just saw the Perez crash, wow amazing work Checo

atomic egret
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Holy crap, she's crushing!

dusky harbor
thorn topaz
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This might top the list of jobs within F1 that I would not want:

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Fuck all of that

atomic egret
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das a nope

thorn topaz
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Notice the lack of any harness

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Health and Safety authorities would murder you

high cedar
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Hope some sort of harness

thorn topaz
#

Nope

dusky harbor
atomic egret
#

Perez still employed?

dusky harbor
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for now

thorn topaz
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Helmut has been on the phone, so lets see how long it lasts

#

F2 quali time

sinful kiln
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i guess we will see it tomorrow if perez make it to Q3 or not.

thorn topaz
#

I doubt that kek

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Stanek fucked it

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Red flag

dusky harbor
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if perez crashes in fp2

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oh my god

#

danny ric intensifies

mossy bramble
#

There's no way perez crashes in FP2

high cedar
#

Perez is great at showing red bull secrets

high cedar
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some are making good progress

dusky harbor
#

danny ric still slow af

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washed

high cedar
#

It's his first session in that car though

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Fp1 was sort of a wash out

dusky harbor
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oh forgot

sinful kiln
dusky harbor
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/s PES_BlushGiggle

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kao be asleep

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perez has gone 13 mins without crashing

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cause hes not even out there KEKW

high cedar
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Good strategy

dusky harbor
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uhoh, here we go

sinful kiln
#

perez on track MONKERS

restive inlet
#

Imagine

#

If he fucks it again

dusky harbor
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bruh if he fucks it again, hes not in for fp3

sinful kiln
high cedar
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Imagine he fucks it and takes a Ferrari with him

sinful kiln
#

perez made a lap without crashing SAVED

high cedar
#

Take note of what Martin said about fire extinguishers Haas drivers

sinful kiln
#

Florida man P1 and Max P2 uhsHappy

high cedar
#

Interesting

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Soft seem very fast

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And last

sinful kiln
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Albon on mediums P1 uhsHappy

high cedar
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7th and in the pit on live timing

sinful kiln
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6min after things changed 😄

dusky harbor
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i mean, he said it 6 mins ago lmao

high cedar
#

Didn't even notice that

dusky harbor
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nice perez

high cedar
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Only slightly faster than Ferrari

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In 15th

dusky harbor
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look, as soon as f1 juniors come on, i mute

high cedar
#

It's for the idiots on twitter who don't understand

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Ohh god one of them is team lh

thorn topaz
#

We back to the regular Sky team now @dusky harbor

#

God that was cringe

dusky harbor
thorn topaz
#

kek

dusky harbor
late agate
#

The kids have to get experience some how, probably really cool thing for them

dusky harbor
#

did they bring up ab2021? KEKW

thorn topaz
#

Dont worry, hes only rambling on about swallowing microphones Kiwi

restive inlet
#

F1TV > Sky commentary xdd

high cedar
thorn topaz
#

Nah one of them was hanging out with Lewis who is in his words "One of the GOATs of F1, in fact, the GOAT of F1" then a bunch of stats

restive inlet
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Get fucked for those forced to sky

dusky harbor
#

ahh yis a dickrider nice

high cedar
#

I like some sky but not this

dusky harbor
high cedar
#

Or the price

thorn topaz
#

kek, Sharl almost ran over an AT engineer, who walked out into pit lane without making sure there werent any cars coming

high cedar
#

Ferrari trying to run people over

dusky harbor
#

bruh trying to watch fp2, and im watching nrl highlights

#

wtf

high cedar
#

What

dusky harbor
#

just fox sports being shit

high cedar
#

Ahh

#

We have Eurosport which is also awful at schedules

#

Perez not improving

finite sun
#

I hate working night ):

atomic egret
#

That was a big time jump

#

Anyway.. back to sleep until the next time old man bladder calls.

atomic egret
#

Very interesting

#

"Newey read the rulebook - Red Bull benefited from unlimited wind tunnel time in choosing to upgrade the radiator, coolers, and ductwork."

#

Newey big braining it

high cedar
#

More holes in the rules

atomic egret
#

Can't wait to see who complains the loudest that their team/driver weren't the ones that found the loophole

#

That's if others didn't do the same thing

#

Eww. Rosberg

dusky harbor
#

rosberg is better than whoever this bird is

wraith stratus
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
#

Danica Patrick

atomic egret
#

MUZAK!

thorn topaz
#

Is the American bird on Sky

dusky harbor
#

yeah copy

atomic egret
#

Oh no, Rosberg is going up to the commentary box

dusky harbor
#

still rather rosberg

sinful kiln
thorn topaz
#

Could be worse than Rosberg

dusky harbor
#

what was his covid comment again? LULW

thorn topaz
#

Could be Damon Hill

dusky harbor
#

TRUUUUEE

#

was bout to say

thorn topaz
#

At least they fucked off Paul Di Resta

atomic egret
#

Glad they replaced the heisenberg 0.0 Rosberg ads with Dangy

#

err.. Heinekin

#

Hope my pastry triangles are cooked properly!

high cedar
#

at least its not karun

dusky harbor
#

got ya quali cheesecake kao?

high cedar
#

cheesecake?

dusky harbor
#

guru, do you not know what cheesecake is?

high cedar
#

yes

#

i want some

dusky harbor
#

oh LULW

#

okay phew was bout to throw arms

wraith stratus
#

Did someone say cheesecake? PauseChamp

high cedar
#

no....

#

we were talking about cake made of cheese

restive inlet
atomic egret
high cedar
#

im not sure on cookies and cream

wraith stratus
#

Jerkin Ted? ddHuh

high cedar
#

but i dont like oreos

sinful kiln
atomic egret
#

It's basically the same thing!

restive inlet
#

no its not

atomic egret
#

is too

dusky harbor
#

ya ruined it kao

sinful kiln
#

wow kao sadCat

wraith stratus
high cedar
#

Yea Bavarian not the same

#

I liked rosberg better when he was banned from the paddock

dusky harbor
#

fuck yeah danny ric

#

7 seconds off

#

/s

#

hes washed bois

restive inlet
#

The data showed he wasn't comitting that much yesterday

high cedar
#

Faster than sainz

warped cave
#

Still 23 seconds better than Sainz, put him in the Ferrari

restive inlet
#

Prob some confidence building in what the car can do

dusky harbor
dusky harbor
warped cave
#

Hill is a certified bozo

atomic egret
#

Is close enough!

high cedar
dusky harbor
#

hill? yes

high cedar
#

Yea

#

Sky generally can be fairly bias

atomic egret
#

Now lemme eat my triangles in peace

high cedar
restive inlet
#

Cannot wait for this new quali format

thorn topaz
#

Its gonna be spicy

#

glhf Haas KEKLEO

#

Oh no, Checo lmao

restive inlet
#

Stop cooking them then Checo

thorn topaz
#

Hes gonna fuck it into a wall during quali isnt he

high cedar
#

Imagine he fucked it and fucked max

sinful kiln
thorn topaz
#

With the new quali format, I doubt he'll be the only one into a wall

#

Q1, everyone on hards. Chaos should be good

high cedar
#

Leclerc will bin it

thorn topaz
#

Or blow up

#

Or both

high cedar
#

No that's haas

atomic egret
thorn topaz
#

Nah, Haas had continuing issues with their cars getting snapped in half, but the root of that issue has been removed

high cedar
#

Sorry guys

high cedar
#

We are checking

#

Stay out stay out

#

McLaren quicker than mercedes

#

Ohh no

sinful kiln
#

piastri with purple time Pause

high cedar
#
  • track limits
#

Thanks Craig for making checo more nervous

#

McLaren and alpine both seem quick

thorn topaz
#

Okay Zhou

#

Sure its on softs v meds but still

#

Thats not bad for an Alfa

high cedar
#

Oh no

#

Double oh no

#

Bottas goes even faster

dusky harbor
#

im kinda shocked the AT's arent out more

high cedar
#

They have done the most laps

dusky harbor
#

oop time to mute

thorn topaz
#

Oh god F1 Juniors

#

Can you fucken keep them off the main Sky feed ffs

high cedar
#

While we miss max losing grip or something

sinful kiln
#

Goatifi 🐐

high cedar
#

Can unmute now

dusky harbor
#

ye have

high cedar
#

It's another mixed up session so far

wraith stratus
#

Alonso SPEEDERS

high cedar
#

So is everything mercedes powered now faster than mercedes

#

Same with Ferrari

#

That three advert is bs the phone coverage is awful

#

Might be fast but doesn't exist

restive inlet
high cedar
#

Well nearly everyone is in the pits

sinful kiln
#

Norris P1 SPEEDERS

thorn topaz
#

Bloody hell Lando

high cedar
#

Superlando superlando

dusky harbor
#

i reckon mclaren will eat their tyres tomorrow

high cedar
#

Max out on softs

dusky harbor
#

1:15 incoming

high cedar
sinful kiln
#

max washed only p2 after lewis

dusky harbor
#

reckon traffic

#

ferrari struggling

#

might put them as first retirement tomorrow

high cedar
#

Done 20 laps each but way off

#

Perez 0.013 off max

#

How can he see that

wraith stratus
#

Hulk P4 SPEEDERS

dusky harbor
#

so is AT just gonna do no soft runs?

high cedar
#

I was saying damm k mag

#

Softs are Q3 only

#

Won't make it so no point