🏁Motorsports

[normal hill]

Sick livery. Imo even nicer than the current one

[high cedar]

Yea the current one is a bit bland

Even though this livery highlights the lack of sponsorship even more

[honest cipher]

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1676878758974726144?t=EmZjTCoMHacP73PKsKCJMg&s=19

Formula 1 (@F1)

FIRST LOOK: Introducing APXGP, starring in an Apple Original Film

#F1

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818

Twitter · Jul 6, 2023, 9:00 AM

The filming car livery looking better than pretty much all the rest

[high cedar]

Rich energy Vibes

[honest cipher]

True, but black and gold is just so good

[sinful kiln]

what is the plan with this car? they will drive in FP, qualify and the race?

[west jewel]

Lotus Livery Vibes

[restive inlet]

no.

again just when the announcement got posted

It's special sessions

Because it's fucking wild to have 2 untrained drivers during offical sessions in a F2 car

The car is basically a modified F2 car to look like a F1 car

Can't imagine the areo on that thing is even great lol

Maybe they'll shoot some pitwall footage during official sessions but that's about it

[high cedar]

Yea they might film around the track during sessions but the actual car wont be out

Also probably loads of rules around race licence to actually be out on track never mind safety

[restive inlet]

Gravel traps being placed at the Red Bull ring at both T9&10

[candid pebble]

nice

the right thing to do i think

[warped cave]

https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/1676911477490348034?s=20

Tobi Grüner 🏁 (@tgruener)

We also got confirmation that the Red Bull Ring will be fitted with new gravel traps on the outside of T9 and T10 to avoid any more track limits drama. FIA had contacted MotoGP to ask if there are any concerns. But they are okay with it. #AMuS #F1

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216

Twitter · Jul 6, 2023, 11:10 AM

[finite sun]

Even got Merc's sponsors on it, damn

[restive inlet]

They made the car

[finite sun]

I know. I was expecting some Merc/AMG stuff but seeing their sponsors as well was a surprise

I suppose they are making money out of it somehow :p

[west jewel]

https://twitter.com/LandoNorris/status/1677026136637730816?t=Ye7JaGndYW5QthmoR_X4Hg&s=19

Lando Norris (@LandoNorris)

Chrome with added @googlechrome 🪩 #ad

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2360

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204

Twitter · Jul 6, 2023, 6:46 PM

[high cedar]

Very chrome

What the car should have been

[thorn topaz]

https://twitter.com/SkySportsF1/status/1676984349005320192

Sky Sports F1 (@SkySportsF1)

"All the memories are flooding back" ♥

Just an incredible moment when @nigelmansell got back in the seat of his iconic Williams 🤩

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4543

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462

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Twitter · Jul 6, 2023, 4:00 PM

Kek, One of Nigel Mansell's old engineers went and called him fat

[high cedar]

nice to have a good relationship with them

[atomic egret]

Is he the one that was melting in the latest Grand Tour?

[thorn topaz]

Yes

[sinful kiln]

a bunch of in F2 FP. F3 was pretty calm.

[high cedar]

both Williams now have the upgrades and Alex has a front wing

Serious talk for serious people

https://www.williamsf1.com/videos/5855d979-2c4c-436c-8f43-a44eddecfa26/watch-inside-our-silverstone-team-talk?autoplay=1

[sinful kiln]

albon made more points ( 7 ) this year compared to last year ( 4 ).

[high cedar]

the car is much better and getting better i think those 4 had a lot of luck invloved

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/autosport/status/1677258189757186048?s=20

Autosport (@autosport)

Look who’s back in the F1 paddock for the #BritishGP 👀

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556

Twitter · Jul 7, 2023, 10:08 AM

He's back

ferrari must be doing to good

[wild wigeon]

Pronto?

[high cedar]

?

[restive inlet]

Gonna be weird to have first race of 2024 on a Saturday

[sinful kiln]

blame las vegas

they made it happen

[restive inlet]

Has nothing to do with it

It's because of Ramadan starting the week after

Which is Jeddha

So they moved bahrain up a day as well to make sure there is enough time to travel

[sinful kiln]

ahhh yeah. their week start on sunday

[restive inlet]

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

MUSIC

[restive inlet]

Also driver numbers for the movie are 7 and 9

Kimi and Mazepin's old numbers

[thorn topaz]

Lmao they still aren't using C0s. They'll never get around to use it

[restive inlet]

Also after a very tiring race for Max in Austria, he stayed up late watching the NASCAR race

[atomic egret]

Harry Potter isn't a guest of Ferrari

[high cedar]

Alonso would watch it while racing

[atomic egret]

Was wondering why he was so slow. Thought it was just STroll things

[restive inlet]

Traffic jam at the end of the track there

lmao

https://i.imgur.com/gHGSIXv.png

[atomic egret]

Jesus, thoase dots are slow

dammit, brings the dots back

[thorn topaz]

Max already about to put 2 seconds on everyone else

On hards

[high cedar]

And equal top speed to Florida man

201 mph

[sinful kiln]

debris P4

[thorn topaz]

O. Max must really have drained his battery lmao

[sinful kiln]

Stroll P2

[high cedar]

Some what near max

Shiny McLaren looks better now on track

[sinful kiln]

debris in gravel

[atomic egret]

Was that wood chips?

[high cedar]

Making debris after going fast

Would hope not

[sinful kiln]

slow spin out in the gravel

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-facepalm-stressed-headache-ugh-gif-17809450

Max fastest with no grip

Imagine how fast he goes with grip

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-gif-5593963

Turn 1 now seems to be tarmac

*run off

[atomic egret]

squiffy?

[high cedar]

Probably British for broken

Or just a ted word

[atomic egret]

Maybe he tried to shorten skewiff

[high cedar]

Just ted things

[trim girder]

probably, modern online term would be scuffed

[high cedar]

Probably

[atomic egret]

Oh, so the timing tower is Buddah'd?

[high cedar]

Well for Williams yes

Sargent has done 5 laps and no best lap according to my timing

Same with Oscar

It's updated now 3rd fastest

[atomic egret]

Feet cam

[high cedar]

Less confusing now than it was when facing the other way

[atomic egret]

I won't make the same joke I made last time they had it. People didn't like it

[high cedar]

I'm sure it was sfw

[atomic egret]

Mostly

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-dot-dot-dot-stick-figure-intresting-gif-23376515

[sinful kiln]

hamilton with some

[high cedar]

Gif not sfw

Ocon now fastest

Russell vibrating though some corners

[sinful kiln]

max

[high cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-eyes-gif-22773102

Aston way off

[sinful kiln]

Albon P2

[atomic egret]

doo doo doo.. leveling a klingon while watching P1

[high cedar]

Ohh damm

Not far off max

[high cedar]

*stroll way off

[atomic egret]

Shame that the Williams can never bring this stuff to the race

[high cedar]

Will see the car is working better would have been points last week without track limits

Have more race pace than haas

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kids-one-of-us-gif-21904018

Ted:

[high cedar]

But that's why we like ted

Mercedes struggling with going around corners

[atomic egret]

Nah, not after his Masi rant

[high cedar]

I don't get involved in the drama especially drama from that race

Albon fastest on straights

Just realised 2 of the 3 commentary team on sky currently are tied to Williams

[atomic egret]

Perez ran over a Dementor

[dusky harbor]

up up svg

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1677314071031324680?t=B4DXYx9mn1PsHP58ejSV4w&s=19

📈Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis)

Mercedes is probably running a more conservative engine mode compared to other teams: they were able to stay full-throttle almost the same time as RB, yet they finished over 1.1s down

Additionally, they possibly have a draggy setup
#F1 #BritishGP

Twitter · Jul 7, 2023, 1:50 PM

[sinful kiln]

same time

[late agate]

Do we know when they are going to run the movie car?

[high cedar]

Outside of practice sessions

Maybe in the tire test next week

[restive inlet]

We might see it in the warmup lap to the grid as well on race day

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/autosport/status/1676968786157789184?t=8gzVX1IeRv07qCcGSfi7Hg&s=19

Autosport (@autosport)

UPDATE: The APXGP cars WILL be appearing on the grid prior to the #BritishGP, but they WON'T be taking part in the formation lap itself ❌

#F1

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Twitter · Jul 6, 2023, 2:58 PM

What I'm I even looking at

For those not watching sky crofty is wearing ted

https://twitter.com/SkySportsF1/status/1677331862694264838?t=8eWsaXHOspzedBRzFuNsAg&s=19

Sky Sports F1 (@SkySportsF1)

CROFTY THAT IS A FASHION STATEMENT 😅

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Twitter · Jul 7, 2023, 3:00 PM

[sinful kiln]

ferrari having issues with leclerc car?

[high cedar]

Yea possibly electrical

Not looking good

Doing open heart surgery currently

[sinful kiln]

sainz car is working and not leclerc. pertty sus

[high cedar]

Sabotage

It was matio

[sinful kiln]

Stroll P2

[lofty hearth]

albon P3

[high cedar]

Sargent p5

[sinful kiln]

[high cedar]

Imagine Williams top 5 qualifying

Alonso and Norris now also broken

[lofty hearth]

lance's mirror is broken

[high cedar]

Everyones falling apart

Ohh Hamilton

Leclerc out

[sinful kiln]

who? dont see him in top 12

[high cedar]

Some up a coming British rookie can't go around corners.... Some say he may be the next Schumacher

[sinful kiln]

interesting

[high cedar]

Feels very blessed to be racing at his home race

[sinful kiln]

jokes aside. it have been pretty quite about hamilton on f1tv.

[high cedar]

Same on sky

For once

It's normally Lewis is great something out of his control causing issues

[sinful kiln]

or we hear one of his radio message what he thinks about some parts of the car 🙂

[lofty hearth]

I do find it hilarious that Ferrari consistently have electrical problems despite the Italians being the first to discover electricity.

[high cedar]

You ever owned an Italian car

They are worse than the French sometimes

[lofty hearth]

yes

i did and then the head gasket exploded

[high cedar]

Very Italian

Mercedes thought Aston beating them was bad image how they feel about Williams

[lofty hearth]

lance is being attacked by the race track it seems

[high cedar]

What's broken now

Maybe it's mad he beat Alonso

[lofty hearth]

a stone hit his finger

[high cedar]

Oh didiums

[trim girder]

shouldnt have his hand out the cockpit holding a mirror

[high cedar]

Being brave keeping going

Russell still complaining about no grip

[sinful kiln]

i guess their new front wing is not working today

[high cedar]

Or making problems worse

[lofty hearth]

the merc seems to understeer more than others it seems

[high cedar]

Yea it's old issues coming back

Helpful radio for Carlos telling Hamilton pace

[lofty hearth]

although Ferrari say that Lewis fast

[high cedar]

faster ocasionaly

[lofty hearth]

Florida man is looking quick in the speed trap

[high cedar]

I wanted debris in that seat last year now I'm thinking Logan was the better choice

[lofty hearth]

yellow flag

debris is off

[high cedar]

End of session

[lofty hearth]

tire failure

[high cedar]

Few seem to be having tire issues

[sinful kiln]

pirelli

[high cedar]

Debris not caused by debris takes debris out

[lofty hearth]

it was a big lock up though

[sinful kiln]

yeah

[high cedar]

I think the tire went before the Lockup

[atomic egret]

Goddam it

[high cedar]

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1677389861039251478?t=ZYmlPxdOfmDhqzDG2zNnzw&s=19

📈Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis)

The RB was the fastest car in Sectors 1 and 2
In Sector 3, PER was quicker than VER, but Ferrari was the best car

The Williams was the 2nd fastest car in Sector 1 !
#F1 #BritishGP

Twitter · Jul 7, 2023, 6:51 PM

[high cedar]

Who's been disqualified

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1677391113194184704?t=Vs7swNDzWUyP3MQICKcj0A&s=19

📈Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis)

Albon was fastest in a larger portion of the track (32%) than Verstappen! (25%)

This shows that the Williams did not perform well due to a single strength: the updated car seems a well-balanced and competitive racecar
#F1 #BritishGP

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Twitter · Jul 7, 2023, 6:56 PM

But it's one of the slower cars by top speed the Williams is normally faster

[sinful kiln]

@high cedar seen this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbnSmt2uNFQ ?

[high cedar]

Yea just watched that was going to post but thought chat had enough cookie analysis Williams performance

[high cedar]

Sticking poor Mick In the sim all night

https://twitter.com/XavaBlue/status/1677404374845251586?t=_fnSj1WcJyN0qe2b25HmpQ&s=19

᥊ꪖꪜꪖ🇿🇦 (@XavaBlue)

@MercedesAMGF1 @SchumacherMick @PET_Motorsports @amgmotorsport mick coming out of the sim tonight after in some godly fashion finding 4 tenths again

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Twitter · Jul 7, 2023, 7:49 PM

[restive inlet]

Our lord and saviour

Surely he's just getting ready to take over at AT

[trim girder]

or Checo's RB spot

[sinful kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0-N777JFfc

i like that he got help from three marshals to get out of it

[high cedar]

Ohh no

Has he got loads of money or something

[sinful kiln]

started to watch the F3 sprint race. some cameras have some water on them

raining now

[atomic egret]

Got tired of my memory being a shitter, so I added the calander..

[high cedar]

Easier to understand than my Motorsport calendar

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

MUSIC!

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

90% chance of rain?

[wraith stratus]

Norris stopped

[sinful kiln]

norris having issues already?

[wraith stratus]

Mechanic crossed the white line at the end of the pit lane

[warped cave]

left a cooling fan in

[wraith stratus]

Norris and mclaren under investigation now, presumably for the mechanic crossing the line

[sinful kiln]

florida man P6

wow they seems to have fixed the merc cars

[trim girder]

Ham will find something to "bono" about

[wraith stratus]

Le chair

[sinful kiln]

rain in 10min

[trim girder]

quick someone hide the softs from lando.

[sinful kiln]

piastri see some lightning 🌩️

[atomic egret]

Lightning!

[trim girder]

ad timing from sky. about to show a floridaman replay, has his driver graphic, then cut to Ad break.

[sinful kiln]

floridaman having some issues in his cockpit. he got a lot of hot air into it.

albon with purple time

Albon P2

rain going to hit turn 15

[wraith stratus]

Wet track declared

[sinful kiln]

le chair staying out in rain with his slicks

[wraith stratus]

Lechair still driving on softs

[sinful kiln]

[trim girder]

staying out but not taking risks. for a ferrari that does not compute

[sinful kiln]

lando on inters

[wraith stratus]

Ocon

[dusky harbor]

How tf do they leave a cooling fan in?

[late agate]

That slomo replay, you could see the vortexes

[sinful kiln]

max P8. washed driver already

[wraith stratus]

Albono for pole today

[warped cave]

Finally a useful intermediate graphic

really wish they did more inter to inter lap comparisons

[sinful kiln]

gasly wants som rain this afternoon

[atomic egret]

Chair spinny

Back to watching the Oliver episode of Top Gear

[wild wigeon]

channel 4 is live and the best part is no crofty

[mossy bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/topgear-oliver-richardhammond-gif-14227679

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

MUSIC

JUST IN TIME

[lofty hearth]

Music

[sinful kiln]

where is the cheesecake?

[atomic egret]

I hermited too hard

[wraith stratus]

[lofty hearth]

DRS disabled

[atomic egret]

They're all out early

oh

They want to get a slick lap in

though plenty on greens

[wraith stratus]

Williams on inters

[atomic egret]

Williams going for hards

🟢

[wraith stratus]

Hamilton

[lofty hearth]

Round goes lewis

Saved it though

[atomic egret]

raaain

[wraith stratus]

Florida Man “starting to rain”

[lofty hearth]

Alonso goes fastest

[sinful kiln]

Stroll and Alonso in top

[lofty hearth]

Perez 12th

[sinful kiln]

times getting deleted because of track limits

[atomic egret]

Max time deleted?! But the stewards ignore track limits for Red Bull! Twitter told me so!

[lofty hearth]

Lewis up to 6th

[sinful kiln]

norris P3 -> P4

ocon made it to P4

[atomic egret]

Oh Albo

really fighting the wheel

[sinful kiln]

perez P18

[wraith stratus]

Alonso

[lofty hearth]

Debris 4th

[sinful kiln]

debris P4

[wraith stratus]

Debris

[lofty hearth]

12th perez

[atomic egret]

Bloody hell, Prez

[wraith stratus]

Sainz

[sinful kiln]

williams? where is the top positions?

[atomic egret]

Taking a bite out of the seat? That's an interesting way to say clenching

[sinful kiln]

hulkenberg

[lofty hearth]

Florida man goes airborne

[wraith stratus]

Florida man doing some grass cutting

[atomic egret]

Getting some air

Debris almost causing some debris in the pitlane

[sinful kiln]

Albon P20

[lofty hearth]

Yellow flag

[wraith stratus]

KMag stopped on track

[lofty hearth]

Red flag

[wraith stratus]

Red flag 🚩

[atomic egret]

that'll red

[sinful kiln]

gunter dont approve it

[atomic egret]

Gunther angy

[lofty hearth]

We may have a brawl for the final minutes

[atomic egret]

Odd to see him out while cars are still zooming by

[sinful kiln]

wow interesting how it just shut off.

[atomic egret]

Already waiting

They don't even have a restart time

[lofty hearth]

Wow

[atomic egret]

It's like they've been told to sit in the naughty corner until restart

[wraith stratus]

Ocon

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

holy shit

[lofty hearth]

That was beyond unsafe

[wraith stratus]

Stupid place to go slowly

[sinful kiln]

[warped cave]

Ocon

[lofty hearth]

Perez probably has cold tires by now

[sinful kiln]

inb4 everyone waiting on each other in the turn 17 and 18

[lofty hearth]

Max has broken his front wing

[atomic egret]

how did he manage that?

[wraith stratus]

Hit the garage

[atomic egret]

hit the pit wall

[restive inlet]

Wet pit lane, tight garage

[warped cave]

he's human after alll

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-put-your-blame-on-me-rory-charles-graham-human-dont-blame-me-angry-gif-17597538

[dusky harbor]

max pls

[lofty hearth]

Here we go again

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

🍏

Or circle, whatever

[lofty hearth]

Max locked up

[atomic egret]

Ham going slow on purpose?

[wraith stratus]

Yep playing stupid games

[lofty hearth]

Albon purple sector 1

[sinful kiln]

albon with purple time

[wraith stratus]

Albono

Albono

Florida man

[sinful kiln]

Albon p1

Florida man P2

[atomic egret]

holy

[lofty hearth]

Lando p1

[sinful kiln]

bottas P2

norris p1

[atomic egret]

big cheer for Landy

[sinful kiln]

max P10

[lofty hearth]

Perez is out

[sinful kiln]

perez is out

[restive inlet]

Perez

[atomic egret]

yellow

[wraith stratus]

Perez

[dusky harbor]

[wraith stratus]

Danny ric

[dusky harbor]

wheres danny ric

get him in

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-ric-gif-24424488

my boy rn

[warped cave]

FFS man

[sinful kiln]

Alonso P15

[candid pebble]

the track was pretty quick suddenly

[dusky harbor]

ngl i cant wait to see danny ric in the rb next week for the test

[lofty hearth]

I'm so glad I can watch this live

Also Perez driver of the day farming again for Sunday

[last shell]

More like Perez farming another ass whooping from Helmut

[sinful kiln]

no more rain according to MCL

[lofty hearth]

Lando p1

Alonso P1

[sinful kiln]

Alonso

[lofty hearth]

Albon P2

[wraith stratus]

Albono p2

[sinful kiln]

florida man having issues with track limits

[lofty hearth]

Stroll track limits

Lewis purple s1

[sinful kiln]

Piastri P1

[lofty hearth]

Lewis P1

Lando P1

[sinful kiln]

norris

norris

[dusky harbor]

imagine norris on pole

i wonder how he would fuck it on sunday

[atomic egret]

feck yous

[dusky harbor]

bit of rain again i reckon

[sinful kiln]

time to get back to chear for mclaren?

[dusky harbor]

nah

danny ric is bout to go back into a rb

so back to cheering for rb

[wraith stratus]

Albono

[lofty hearth]

Williams is faster than ferrari

[sinful kiln]

lechair is pushing

[dusky harbor]

max

[lofty hearth]

Stroll out

[dusky harbor]

florida boi??

[lofty hearth]

14th

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

rip

[lofty hearth]

I think

[dusky harbor]

thought he was still on a lap

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

same

[dusky harbor]

ocon would be mad

hes french

they get tilted easy

[lofty hearth]

Still at least Florida man is faster than the second red bull

[dusky harbor]

oh drs enabled

bye bye rb

[tranquil tapir]

Nice they enabled the doctors lol

[lofty hearth]

Now the battle for P2 or lower begins

[dusky harbor]

id say p3 and lower

but perez

[tranquil tapir]

Florida man thinking he didn't exceed track limits

[wraith stratus]

Albono

[sinful kiln]

albon with purple time

[wraith stratus]

Pastri p3

[lofty hearth]

Piastri P3

[dusky harbor]

ah yes drs enabled

fucking dam

[tranquil tapir]

Lewis 2nd with used

[woeful dawn]

Damn F1.5 getting spicy

[dusky harbor]

oh shit hey sauce

[warped cave]

McL upgrades looking good

[lofty hearth]

Lando

[wraith stratus]

Norris!!!!

[sinful kiln]

NORRIS P1

[tranquil tapir]

Boostapen

[sinful kiln]

max

[atomic egret]

holy shit

[mossy bramble]

Holy that was close

[wraith stratus]

Norris p2, Pastri p3

[sinful kiln]

[dusky harbor]

damm so max wins by bout 30 sec tomorrow?

oh sky

[last shell]

Nah, he'll pit for fastest lap at the end

[dusky harbor]

"everyone is slowly catching redbull"

race pace tho

[wraith stratus]

Sky on some heavy

[dusky harbor]

legit

[warped cave]

Hamilton worst qualified Brit

[tranquil tapir]

They won't say how slowly though

[sinful kiln]

albon is not a brit anymore ?

[dusky harbor]

turtle pace it seems

[dusky harbor]

technically no, races under thai flag

[atomic egret]

WEll, bedder time. Got to be up in 10 hours

[warped cave]

He's a much a brit as Max is Belgian

[sinful kiln]

just like lando i guess?

[restive inlet]

Albon raced under the Brittish flag due to issues

But those are cleared up now

[dusky harbor]

oh this year or when he was at rb?

[sinful kiln]

haha norris

[tranquil tapir]

He from best city

[restive inlet]

19 and 20 I think?

I forgot

[warped cave]

https://i.redd.it/wx7m009merab1.png

[dusky harbor]

I kinda hope someone where does a market, if danny ric replaces perez

[tranquil tapir]

Hopefully lando can give him a good run at the start

[dusky harbor]

Putting money on if

[tranquil tapir]

Can't see Danny to go back to RB

[honest cipher]

Mclarennnnnnnn

I missed it

But I'm happy

Please don't be a one off

[candid pebble]

i mean Norris looked good last week as well so its definitely not a one off

[dusky harbor]

Inb4 it is

[dusky harbor]

I most certainly can

But i smoke the good stuff

[warped cave]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1677710886608285696?s=20

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Valtteri Bottas ran out of fuel and the FIA couldn’t get the sample out of his car so he’s set to be excluded from the qualifying results #F1 #BritishGP

Twitter · Jul 8, 2023, 4:07 PM

[restive inlet]

Fuel tank leak?

[sinful kiln]

https://twitter.com/ryanair/status/1677711743269699584

Ryanair (@Ryanair)

Only front row Perez is guaranteed.

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Twitter · Jul 8, 2023, 4:10 PM

[trim girder]

i napped through quali, but sky is about to show the full replay.

[high cedar]

I have only seen the report on the F1 website not seen anything

But Perez can't continue he had some excuse last week but now I'm not sure

Don't know what the options are

Also bets on the McLarens getting though lap one

[thorn topaz]

Marko just doesn't want to put Danny Ric in the car because he'd be going back to someone who walked away from him

[late agate]

Riccis best bet of getting a seat is during the tire test if he blow the results out of the water or something. But as much as I want him back in RB I just can't see it ever happening

[finite sun]

^ Literally me

[high cedar]

Yea the tire test will be important

Yea it will be different compounds on a different day but same car same track

[trim girder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQUMML5NV4k

didnt even wait for the GP

[dusky harbor]

the fucking jos comment

[atomic egret]

Hmm.. wonder if #brainworm is going to trend tonight

[high cedar]

watching qualifying highlights on f1 youtube why does it have an american

[dusky harbor]

https://twitter.com/formularacers_/status/1678006669010165762

formularacers (@formularacers_)

⚠️ | Mark Webber is unimpressed by Sergio Perez's comeback drives:

"Anyone can gain positions in the races. Even I can do that, even though I'm an old fart now."

[@C4Sport]

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Twitter · Jul 9, 2023, 11:42 AM

[high cedar]

well....

[tawdry loom]

Mark Webber to replace Sergio Perez

jk

[lofty hearth]

Clarkson on the gridwalk

[high cedar]

Again

Getting more regular than some of the pundits

[atomic egret]

Clarkson is always there

[high cedar]

Hopefully a guest of alpine this time

[atomic egret]

He's gonna reenact the punch for the movie

[lofty hearth]

He was talking his old school friend Adrian Newey

[atomic egret]

There's a pictuer of old man Hamster there too

Why is Totoe scolding Chair?

[woeful dawn]

Damn Major Winters got a set of pipes on him

[sinful kiln]

so weird to hear god save the king

[woeful dawn]

Damian Lewis singing the national anthem was not on my 2023 bingo card

[high cedar]

Why do national anthem always sound awful

[woeful dawn]

Tbf race tracks aren't famed for their musical acoustics

[atomic egret]

wowzer, that's a dress

[high cedar]

Can wear what you want when you refuse to speak to media

[atomic egret]

No idea who she was

[wild wigeon]

music tiem!

[lofty hearth]

MUSIC

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

MUSIC!

Out of curiosity, does anyone here actually remember the names of all the Silverstone corners?

[thorn topaz]

Made it home just in time for the intro

[late agate]

1.2.3.4....

[atomic egret]

THere's a corpse... and a maggot... and a begger...

[thorn topaz]

Oh dear, Osama starting out on softs. Looks like some domestic terrorism is in the works

[atomic egret]

Defrag time!

[honest cipher]

Let's go

[dusky harbor]

[woeful dawn]

Morning kiwi

[dusky harbor]

12am

Defs dont have work at 6am, 7am on site

[woeful dawn]

Tell us who will be first retirement oracle

[atomic egret]

Been a while since I went full double screen...

[sinful kiln]

just call in sick

[dusky harbor]

Ive got money on norris, lechair, lewis and hulk

[thorn topaz]

Missed out on Checo

[dusky harbor]

On probation still, cant

[wraith stratus]

[dusky harbor]

Doubt checo will retire

[sinful kiln]

[restive inlet]

Checo gotta farm that dotd

[lofty hearth]

Lando

[wraith stratus]

Norris leads!!!

[thorn topaz]

Lights out and away we go

[atomic egret]

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

[honest cipher]

Landoooooo

[sinful kiln]

Norris Pog

[atomic egret]

Well that's a surprise

[woeful dawn]

Nando lorris pog

[atomic egret]

how long does this last?

[woeful dawn]

5 laps max

[restive inlet]

MCL from shit box to best car?

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Oscar trying to be cheeky

[dusky harbor]

Til drs is enabled

[wraith stratus]

1 lap

[wild wigeon]

rain inbound?

[dusky harbor]

As soon as drs is enabled, cya max

[atomic egret]

Almost a second gap

over a sec

[thorn topaz]

Go on Lando

[dusky harbor]

[atomic egret]

it just keeps growing

[dusky harbor]

Thinking lando will do something

[sinful kiln]

DRS enabled?

[wild wigeon]

max is just toying with lando

[dusky harbor]

[atomic egret]

oh, he's reeling it

was saving tyres probably

[dusky harbor]

Nah rb just needs to fire up the tyres

[wild wigeon]

still zhou made it past t1 today

[dusky harbor]

Once they up, cya

[atomic egret]

slow start for Max

[sinful kiln]

norris start

[thorn topaz]

Great start from Lando

[woeful dawn]

Meanwhile checo

[atomic egret]

Almost got a mirror cam with Lando's helmet

[sinful kiln]

drs enabled

[atomic egret]

Well, was good while it lasted

[dusky harbor]

Norris is just holding up max at this point

[thorn topaz]

Trying not to drain his battery

[wraith stratus]

Normal service resumed

[sinful kiln]

max just passed norris

[atomic egret]

Wish the driver tracker screen showed the DRS zones

[woeful dawn]

Welp

[thorn topaz]

Good effort for holding up Max for so long

[dusky harbor]

True, made it interesting for 5 laps

[thorn topaz]

inb4 Lando starts a DRS train

DRS train from P2. That would be spicy

[atomic egret]

Don't see anyone else getting DOTD after that

[restive inlet]

[lofty hearth]

Ferrari looking slow

[atomic egret]

Shut up, jo0rj

[dusky harbor]

Fucking merc drivers

Got bitta lip on em ey

[atomic egret]

hehe.. Hamilton.. magic.. hehehe

[thorn topaz]

Lando is still keeping up with Max pretty well tbf

[sinful kiln]

team orders from MCL

[restive inlet]

MCL actually needs points

[thorn topaz]

Yep

[restive inlet]

They are faster than Ferrari rn

Getting a 2-3 is huge

[late seal]

2-3 for McLaren is something I didn't expect this year

[lofty hearth]

Haas front wing damage

[restive inlet]

De Vries really hating Haas huh

[sinful kiln]

[restive inlet]

Guess de Vries was a Mick fan and is upset at Haas

[lofty hearth]

Nope it was perez who caused it

[thorn topaz]

Ya, it was during the overtake by Checo

[dusky harbor]

Max no likey the wind

[restive inlet]

But de Vries hit Hulk afterwards too

[warped cave]

^

[thorn topaz]

Poor hulk got double teamed

[woeful dawn]

Oh word

[atomic egret]

Damn, that's quick wind

[lofty hearth]

Wow poor hulk

[atomic egret]

Pastry wanted to be let through?!

[dusky harbor]

Yeah not surprising

[thorn topaz]

Christ, Lando going for it

Inside DRS range again

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-role-shut-your-mouth-gif-12409479

[restive inlet]

"Max is ONLY 1 second a head" insane that this actually got said by F1TV commentary

So aware

[thorn topaz]

I mean, its unusual for Max to only be 1 sec ahead

10 laps in that is

Usually thats 10 seconds

[lofty hearth]

Alpine broken

[dusky harbor]

Wait for spa

[wild wigeon]

rip ocon

[wraith stratus]

Ocon is out

[atomic egret]

Insane someone behind max is within DRS and it isn't after a pit

[late seal]

Bruh

[dusky harbor]

FUCK

[atomic egret]

I hate that it is Zak's team

[woeful dawn]

Rip bet

[lofty hearth]

Ocoff

[dusky harbor]

I was gonna put an alpine retirement

[sinful kiln]

ocon to retire

[dusky harbor]

Aids

[thorn topaz]

Ocoff indeed

[atomic egret]

Wow that drone was low

[wraith stratus]

in 2-3 minutes

[wraith stratus]

That’s not a drone, it’s a camera on a zip wire

[atomic egret]

Pretty sure it was a drone

[thorn topaz]

Nah thats the zip cam

[dusky harbor]

Zip cam kao

[atomic egret]

dammit

[wild wigeon]

they cant use drones at silverstone as it is classed as an active airfield

[dusky harbor]

They have em in stadiums here, and looks identical

[lofty hearth]

Meanwhile perez in 12th place

[sinful kiln]

maybe the drops on the visor is your sweat again?

[atomic egret]

Jorj sweating again

[thorn topaz]

Ya, Silverstone is an active heliport

[restive inlet]

https://imgur.com/9qa1W2M

I see something weird there

[atomic egret]

Is that red double decker just driving back and forth on the inside of the track

[thorn topaz]

Lando just sounds chill lmao

[sinful kiln]

Plan A for norris

[thorn topaz]

Probably a 1 stopper

[dusky harbor]

Positive thing so far

No protesters

[thorn topaz]

Yet

[lofty hearth]

[thorn topaz]

Oh shut up Max

You're in the UK. Of course its windy

[dusky harbor]

Ah yes cant wait til we see a ploom of red mist if they try to go on track

Yeah im expecting rain too, its UK

Its shit

[thorn topaz]

On an old WWII airfield at that

[atomic egret]

Sure, they deserve that, but I wouldn't wish that trauma on a driver

[random gale]

I'm very stressed

[thorn topaz]

Or the mechanics digging out bits

[woeful dawn]

Truuuu

[random gale]

I'm hoping Mclaren can get podium

[dusky harbor]

Truu

[atomic egret]

Yuki pitting

[thorn topaz]

Here comes the slight rain

[atomic egret]

light pissle

[random gale]

I can't believe ocon got his car retired

[dusky harbor]

Pissle ey kao

[thorn topaz]

I mean, its French

[dusky harbor]

Truu

[atomic egret]

sure

[dusky harbor]

They do give up easy

Ah yes, 6 tenths faster

[woeful dawn]

They'll give him two cigarettes and a glass of wine and hell be fine

[dusky harbor]

Copy max, its hard to drive

[thorn topaz]

Yeah Max got his tires heated up

Cya boys

[dusky harbor]

Lemme just put 20secs on these noobs

[thorn topaz]

He might as well just finish this race, and continue on his way to Hungary

[atomic egret]

Just noticed there's no purple clock. Do they not keep track of fastest lap this early?

[thorn topaz]

Just leave the team behind and fuck off to Hungaroring

[dusky harbor]

I was gonna say, isnt mclaren horrid on tyre deg

[thorn topaz]

Yes it is

They sorted the rest of the issues pretty well with this upgrade package, but it still kills tyres

[wild wigeon]

before this weekend you could say isnt mclaren horrid

[restive inlet]

Or last week?

[dusky harbor]

I see mclaren getting points finish

Dunno bout podium

[atomic egret]

I can't forgive them, though

[restive inlet]

Where Norris had upgrades

[thorn topaz]

Wasnt great, but then they had extra sim time to fine tune stuff, then got the upgrades on Pastry

[dusky harbor]

I mean, really norris should be in p3, if rb had a better 2nd driver

[thorn topaz]

Good effort from MCL overall. Cant take that away from them

[dusky harbor]

[restive inlet]

Toto trying to explain to Ben Sulayem why they should review the 2021 season

[lofty hearth]

Plan B

[late seal]

Sainz is a moron

[thorn topaz]

Sulayem about to go smash the open bar

[atomic egret]

It's really interesting watching the blue dot slooooowly catching up to the grey dot

[thorn topaz]

God please let him try to be a comedian again

[restive inlet]

Or he smash Toto

[thorn topaz]

Or both

Smash Toto first, then go ham at the free bar

[wild wigeon]

and get gunter to join him

[dusky harbor]

Then do a jos verstappen and go home annnd nevermind

[thorn topaz]

God that moment at the prize giving awards was glorious

[atomic egret]

Sulayman abuse Toto, then Toto abuse Chair

[thorn topaz]

Bose need to ship out 500 more headsets

[sinful kiln]

lechair on hards

[wild wigeon]

the ferrari stratergists do that already

[dusky harbor]

Uno stop for chair

[thorn topaz]

Bit early to go for a 1 stopper no?

[warped cave]

Trying to undercut Jorj

[atomic egret]

Sure, that's progbably the plan. The fun is in where Ferrari fuck that plan up

[thorn topaz]

True

[dusky harbor]

Latte boy doing things on the softs but

[thorn topaz]

But Ferrari and doing undercuts. Usually doesnt work out very well does it

[woeful dawn]

Ferrari strategy lol

[dusky harbor]

Max watching tv lmao

[thorn topaz]

Dont worry, their lord and saviour S🅱️inotto is at the track

[late seal]

Norris just chilling

[lofty hearth]

Not a hint of graining on those softs

[dusky harbor]

Ah okay, max is on second engine

I thought he still on first pu

[atomic egret]

Now they're showing the purple clock

[warped cave]

Those softs looked very good

[atomic egret]

Someone turn on the sprinklers

Sloooowly reeling it in

[thorn topaz]

Look at this smug bastard

He looks 15 years younger lmao

[atomic egret]

Harry Potter gonna Avada some fuckers

[thorn topaz]

Not having to deal with Ferrari strategy seems to have done him well

[lofty hearth]

Russell might get the over cut with leclerc poor pace on the hards

[warped cave]

Lando chilling

[atomic egret]

Stop asking Lando to look at his magic ball while driving

[thorn topaz]

Someone please deport that engineer to Ferrari

He seems like the "We are looking, question" kinda guy

[warped cave]

Russell done over half of the race on softs

[thorn topaz]

And hes only started to drop off now

I'd get him in pretty soon

[late seal]

Russell going to pit

[lofty hearth]

Mediums

[sinful kiln]

3.9s

[restive inlet]

Soft to med 1 stop

[thorn topaz]

3.2 stop for Jorj. Ouch

[restive inlet]

MCL stopping for Piastri

[sinful kiln]

piastri box

[warped cave]

Perez soft

[atomic egret]

Jorj behind Chair

[lofty hearth]

Beautiful

2.4

[sinful kiln]

2.4s

[warped cave]

Russell med vs piastri hard though

[thorn topaz]

Merc are pretty consistant with slow stops

Dont understand why

[late seal]

Piastri already getting in DRS range with Gasly

[thorn topaz]

RB and McL are usually the ones to have them aced

Pastry has caught up very well

[restive inlet]

wow Russell didn't commit terrorism

[thorn topaz]

He still has 20 laps to commit domestic terrorism

[wild wigeon]

russel did a gigachad on legreg

[thorn topaz]

There is still time for jihad

[lofty hearth]

Haas fire

[late seal]

Haas is on fire

[thorn topaz]

Oh

Oh dear

[wraith stratus]

KMag on fire

[tranquil tapir]

Mag is on fire

[sinful kiln]

[restive inlet]

Another Ferrari engine

[atomic egret]

Oh dear

[thorn topaz]

Another Ferrari engine went bang

[wraith stratus]

VSC

[thorn topaz]

Scuse me

[warped cave]

Poor Pastry

[woeful dawn]

Haas on fire

[lofty hearth]

Albon in the pits

[thorn topaz]

Saucy, its a Ferrari power unit, dont act surprised

They are very good at catching fire

[warped cave]

Unsafe

[restive inlet]

Ferrari unsafe release

[atomic egret]

unsafe

[thorn topaz]

LOL

[restive inlet]

Alonso big winner here tbf

[lofty hearth]

Full safety car

[thorn topaz]

Or Lando, lad lead the race for 5 laps

[sinful kiln]

max pit

norris too

[thorn topaz]

But yeah overall Alonso has quietly been a gigachad

[sinful kiln]

max on

[warped cave]

Why MCL

[restive inlet]

Hards for Norris

[thorn topaz]

Oh ffs

[restive inlet]

[sinful kiln]

norris on

[thorn topaz]

MCL please

[honest cipher]

Why hards

Wtf

[thorn topaz]

2.2 stop though. That was fucking rapid

[smoky notch]

good bye podium

[sinful kiln]

hamilton on soft

[woeful dawn]

Welp

[thorn topaz]

Because McL are masochists

[tranquil tapir]

Used by looks of it

[warped cave]

Ffs MCL

[lofty hearth]

Oh mcl don't have fresh softs

[thorn topaz]

Oh, could be a scrubbed hard ya

[restive inlet]

Norris is fucked

[thorn topaz]

Oh, new hards

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Fuck sake

[late seal]

Oof

[restive inlet]

Merc didn't have fresh shofts

They went softs

You don't need new tyres

[warped cave]

Russell did 30 on used ones

[lofty hearth]

True

[thorn topaz]

Osama proved that well used softs are rapid here, which is very unusual for Silverstone, where rubber is usually shreaded to bits

[tranquil tapir]

It's that bit cooler helps

[warped cave]

New tire construction as well

[restive inlet]

https://tenor.com/bTAoi.gif

[thorn topaz]

Norris is so fucked

[restive inlet]

That Haas RN

[thorn topaz]

Max on 4 laps softs ahead, Lewis behind on 4 lap old softs

Him on brand new hards

[honest cipher]

'used softs' being only 4 laps old, basically new

[tranquil tapir]

RIPBOZO

[honest cipher]

Still gonna be a ton better than hards

[warped cave]

Im so confused

[thorn topaz]

Lets hope Pastry can pull some bullshittery

[honest cipher]

The McLaren's gonna be sitting ducks now

[late seal]

Norris isn't chilling now

[restive inlet]

Ferrari pitted chair for meds and an incoming penalty

[thorn topaz]

Classic Ferrari

Blame Binotto for turning up

Whats next? Pual Di Resta showing his mug?

[dawn siren]

Common Ferarri L

[atomic egret]

"Oh shit, darl! The camera's on us! Don't say anything fucked up!"

[wild wigeon]

nah wec is at monza

[restive inlet]

Haas still very much smokey

[thorn topaz]

Oh, has he gone through a wall yet Craig?

Or a teammate of his beached the car?

Like at Le Mans

Lap one, beached it. Fucking useless

[restive inlet]

Lando is upset

[thorn topaz]

Oh dear. Lando just realised

[wild wigeon]

being monza dieing a death at t1 is more likely

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

"Lovely"

[warped cave]

[restive inlet]

Zhou just pitted?

[thorn topaz]

Nice driver cam

[restive inlet]

Zhou pitted from his softs (6 laps old) for softs

🤔

[wild wigeon]

puncture or out of ballance?

[dawn siren]

breaks apparently

brakes*

[atomic egret]

Mercedes went wide!

[thorn topaz]

Haram

Was it Osama?

[atomic egret]

Damnh it, you stole my joke, Brundle

Safety car ignoring track limits

[restive inlet]

So how many places do MCL lose combined here

[dawn siren]

4 or 5

Could see Merc 2 & 3

[restive inlet]

Max just cooling down the hards real quick

[atomic egret]

Left them sleeping

[thorn topaz]

DOTD voting open

[restive inlet]

Perez +7 pos, DotD

[atomic egret]

Norris spraying water all over Ham

[thorn topaz]

Solid defending from Norris

[atomic egret]

why was there water?

[sinful kiln]

no

[restive inlet]

It was dust

That absorbs oil

[wild wigeon]

i wonder why hamilton is familiar with cope corner?

[atomic egret]

oh

[thorn topaz]

Leftover shite from when they put out Kmag

[restive inlet]

Max is goneee

[wild wigeon]

extinguisher fluid from magnussen

[thorn topaz]

Oh, MCL seems to have fired up their tyres a bit

But yeah Max has fucked off to Hungary

[warped cave]

2 compounds softer + best car

[atomic egret]

rainbow snake

[thorn topaz]

Fucking hell Lando is on it

[atomic egret]

Good on ya, Lando

Stroll noted

[restive inlet]

Thanks Russell

Great commentary

[thorn topaz]

Naughty Naughty Stroll

[wild wigeon]

gasly big madge

[restive inlet]

Norris not too far off Max's pace

[tranquil tapir]

Max not liking tyre

[restive inlet]

Max not liking tyre
Drives 2 purple sector afterwards

[tranquil tapir]

How no further action for stroll

[thorn topaz]

Fuck off

[atomic egret]

he's starting to talk Hamilton

[thorn topaz]

Oh and at least he got a black and white

Dude, mcl are rapid through maggots and baggots

[lofty hearth]

Albono

[late seal]

Lmao

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari just got mugged by Albono

[restive inlet]

🧑‍🌾 🇲🇽 Just farming my DotD

[wild wigeon]

fucking hell SuperGT

[atomic egret]

hell yeah, Albo

[warped cave]

Albono

[woeful dawn]

Tf happened to sainz lol

[restive inlet]

Ferrari

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari going backwards

[atomic egret]

Their hards aren't like Mcl hards

[thorn topaz]

Norris has pulled 1.3 seconds to Hamilton now

[wraith stratus]

Good shit Lando

[restive inlet]

Norris matched Max and Lewis at 30.5 last lap

[wild wigeon]

can we put carlos sr in the car for hungary please

[restive inlet]

Norris .8 faster than lewis this lap

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Actual genius at MCL strategy. Use the tyre eating to their advantage

[mellow wyvern]

the mclarens are so planted

[late seal]

And Gasly just passed Sainz

[restive inlet]

Sainz out the points

[sinful kiln]

sainz is back to points

[restive inlet]

Also where Leklerc pen

[wraith stratus]

Gasly

[late seal]

Gasly

[restive inlet]

He got strolled?

[thorn topaz]

Oh, Gasly is fucked

[atomic egret]

Oh no, Mr Moon

[thorn topaz]

Looks like broken suspension

[late seal]

Both Alpines out

[thorn topaz]

Can you for the love of Gandhi's dirty old flip flops NOT CAUSE AN SC

[sinful kiln]

please gasly drive to the pit so we dont get a sc or vsc

[thorn topaz]

Oh, he got strolled

[late seal]

Classic

[restive inlet]

Stroll

[woeful dawn]

Stroll KEKW

[warped cave]

VSC would be fine

Got Stroll'd

[tranquil tapir]

Hamilton complaining bout grip

[woeful dawn]

Hamilton complaining

[woeful dawn]

Colour me surprised

[mellow wyvern]

stroll playing forza irl lmao

[restive inlet]

Russell black and white

[sinful kiln]

why are we watching shakira?

[dawn siren]

Isn't she wanted for Tax evasion?

[restive inlet]

[woeful dawn]

Inb4 stroll blames gasly