🏁Motorsports

[wraith stratus]

Russell 5 second pen unsafe release

[restive inlet]

Toto on radio

[lofty hearth]

Kmag is off again

[thorn topaz]

o7 Latte Boy

[sinful kiln]

kmag again

[restive inlet]

Danes

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Perez

[warped cave]

That's the pen

[thorn topaz]

Just in case anyone was in doubt

Hulk is going for an Ocon

[atomic egret]

someone did a bad penalty

[restive inlet]

Also wet monaco is always a joy

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

If it's too dangerous, switch to full wets

[wild wigeon]

safteycar bait imo

[wraith stratus]

Lewis

[dusky harbor]

Max is just sliding everywhere

Tokyo driftin

[thorn topaz]

kek that RB was porpoising at low speed

errr Crofty
he's out you cunt
ffs

[dusky harbor]

Crofty ya dumbass

[atomic egret]

What did he say?

[thorn topaz]

Ez

[wild wigeon]

this is why i use the bbc radio comms

[restive inlet]

F1TV commentary

[lofty hearth]

Apparently it's the new wets for this weekend so no tyre blankets on those

[tranquil tapir]

How long before daddy stroll stops enabling his son

[thorn topaz]

Ope. Behave now Hulk

[wraith stratus]

Tsunoda

[sinful kiln]

tsunoda

[thorn topaz]

B&W flag for Checo
again?

This time for track limits

[atomic egret]

Almost at the 10 laps left point

[thorn topaz]

Russell a casual 8 tenths off Lewis' gearbox
terrorism inbound

Gasly got a black and white

Sainz bait worked

[warped cave]

Norris passed Tsunoda

[restive inlet]

And we didn't see it

[dawn siren]

Piastri might pass yuki too

[restive inlet]

There we go

[thorn topaz]

apparently more rain at T1

Lets see

Best Monaco race in recent years so far lmao

[warped cave]

Actual passes happening

[atomic egret]

Yuki got angee

[warped cave]

Poor Yuki

[sinful kiln]

tsunoda

[restive inlet]

Yuki really not liking these brakes

[thorn topaz]

lmao Yuki

THESE BRAKES ARE SHIT

[dusky harbor]

Oh yuki

[thorn topaz]

Y. Tsunoda 2023

Try not to end up in the harbour Yuki

[restive inlet]

[dawn siren]

LMAO

[sinful kiln]

yuki

[atomic egret]

nono

[sinful kiln]

zhou gain a position

[tranquil tapir]

Yuki needs to end his race

[warped cave]

The calmest Ive heard Max today

[restive inlet]

Hes over 20s clear on a wet sunday drive now

[warped cave]

As he clips the wall

[restive inlet]

[thorn topaz]

Norris is fastest on track at the moment

[atomic egret]

Max about to +2 Perez

[sinful kiln]

perez for inter from wet

[atomic egret]

Hang in there, Ocon

[thorn topaz]

Okay Oscar, thats impressive stuff

Checo lapped by Bottas in an Alfa

Ouch

[restive inlet]

Mag out

[atomic egret]

Spider man with the flag

[thorn topaz]

Who the fuck is Tom Holland?

[dawn siren]

Spiderman...

[warped cave]

Spiderman

[thorn topaz]

Oh, that explains why I dont know who he is

[sinful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-dis-to-eli-gif-19145295

[thorn topaz]

Not really into superhero films kek

[atomic egret]

Well, the most recent one anyway

[thorn topaz]

Not my thing at all

Alex fucked it

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https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-max-verstappen-supermax-f1-gif-15071038

[sinful kiln]

[warped cave]

https://tenor.com/view/atraoymax-atraoy-antioche-gif-18171535

[atomic egret]

Good job, Ocon

[wraith stratus]

Alonso, Ocon

[thorn topaz]

Good shit Ocon

Happy to see the Frenchie on the podium

Solid drive from Max and Alonso, but Ocon is the standout for me

And of course, Stroll. Took him a surprising amount of laps before he fucked it

[sinful kiln]

three different teams on the podium again

[thorn topaz]

Debris only got mentioned once

they did him dirty

All in all a very very good Monaco race for once

Entertaining, spicy and a solid race. Who would have known

[atomic egret]

Next year, they should install sprinklers

[thorn topaz]

They should install permanent sprinklers

lmao that photographer
straight down the diffuser

[atomic egret]

And down goes kayo

[warped cave]

Max said he did double the laps they planned on the mediums

[sinful kiln]

crazy

https://i.redd.it/tvu8p55nbl2b1.png From F3 to F1! Max and Esteban meet on the podium again after 9 years!

[wild wigeon]

borecelona next

[finite sun]

Anyone watching the Indy 500?

Holy fuck a tyre just went to space

[warped cave]

HOLY

[finite sun]

So fucking lucky nobody got a tyre in the face doing 300 kph

Somebodys car got fucked though

[west moth]

This indy 500 is hilarious. Can't even do 1 lap

[sinful kiln]

what is happening? the marcus leading the race?

[warped cave]

Another one

[west moth]

3 red flags already. Who are these drivers?!

[finite sun]

Ericsson didn't win

[sinful kiln]

2nd place is pretty good

[thorn topaz]

2nd place in Indy 500 is huge

[sinful kiln]

yeah. he won last year

[mossy bramble]

My car! Haha imagine

[thorn topaz]

Whoops

Points for the precision yeet though

[warped cave]

https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/13tvf2g/how_haters_are_born/

[sinful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/bottas-valtteri-bottas-f1-race-week-gif-25691637

Barcelona this weekend and they changed their track for this year https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article.circuit-de-barcelona-catalunya-to-feature-new-configuration-for-2023-spanish.6ZQgemg7eOlAJbBtu56PHE.html

[atomic egret]

Mmm.. fresh spaghetti

[restive inlet]

I know its a scam ad but is Max a time traveller 🤔

[restive inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbDZJF7n1bI

[atomic egret]

Wow, was just those last two corners

[restive inlet]

Alonso selling his Enzo

[marsh furnace]

F1 23 stuff is out from content creators, anyone interested?

[thorn topaz]

https://twitter.com/McLarenF1/status/1663575885230776321

McLaren (@McLarenF1)

McLaren has recruited Rob Marshall from Red Bull Racing, who will join as Technical Director, Engineering & Design.

Tap the link for more. ⬇️

Twitter · May 30, 2023, 3:59 PM

RBR seems to be bleeding staff lately

RBR's Chief Engineering Officer

only Wache and Newey above him in the engineering scale of things

[restive inlet]

Thats the effect of cost cap sadly

Can't increase their wages while competitors possibly can promise them way better wage

[sinful kiln]

https://i.redd.it/sj2wnmp9xc3b1.jpg

[finite sun]

Any tinfoil hatters in here?

[sinful kiln]

what do you mean @finite sun ? it all make sense. the math add up!

[restive inlet]

Did the meth also addup for you?

[sinful kiln]

Aaron, i dont know what you talking about now

[finite sun]

Methmetics

[atomic egret]

No. I know that Spaz is paying to cloud seed all the Europe races as revenge for being booted. It's not tinfoil hat stuff.

[finite sun]

[dusky harbor]

[atomic egret]

Goddamn it, Kayo. Why did you log me out?

MUSIC

[sinful kiln]

music

[atomic egret]

Seems I can type this week

[finite sun]

Perfect time to get home

[atomic egret]

Speaking of tinfoil hats, that first car is dragging around HAARP

[sinful kiln]

almost everyone are using the T tire today

[thorn topaz]

They only have 2 FP sessions to see what they are like before they get introduced at Silverstone, so thats no surprise

[finite sun]

They have to use both sets as well right?

[atomic egret]

Does this mean no more Kravitz?

[finite sun]

No gamba ads allowed in Spain

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Shame Kayo still puts them in

[finite sun]

oof

[sinful kiln]

i wish we had that here in sweden too.

[finite sun]

Same, fuck 'em

[sinful kiln]

porpoising is back?

[finite sun]

The jokes in the F1TV commentary booth lol

[sinful kiln]

max

[atomic egret]

Wait, that's bullshit isn't it? Can get more than 1g in a road car

The only ads that make me want to buy something...

NO TOUCHIE!

[finite sun]

based

[sinful kiln]

debris P3

[dusky harbor]

so did everyone bring updates, annnnd redbull got faster?

[finite sun]

Something like that that yes

[dusky harbor]

oh

oh no

it is practice tho

[finite sun]

Not like anyone is catching even if they didnt bring any upgrades

[dusky harbor]

lemme check twitter for teamLH fans

[finite sun]

lmao

[sinful kiln]

florida man and gasly

[finite sun]

🏁

[atomic egret]

punchable faces

[dawn siren]

Another one

[finite sun]

Yup

[atomic egret]

MUSIC!

[atomic egret]

Am I the only one waytchin?

Spelling is leaving me

[dawn siren]

no

just a normal practice lol

not much going on

Max by 10+ sunday type of week

[sinful kiln]

how was FP2?

[trim girder]

ive been so engrossed in D4, i forgot it was raceweek

[warped cave]

Field was a lot closer, not much excitement though

[sinful kiln]

okey

i guess it will be interesting quali tomorrow with all the upgrades from the teams

[trim girder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87dmdNS6IK8

its a spicy one

[sinful kiln]

https://i.redd.it/vxotk4j4nm3b1.png

[atomic egret]

Sigh. I have to go leave the house or I won't have my quali cake

[atomic egret]

"Lando Norris has a full face beard"

[finite sun]

F3 starting right meow if anyone is interested

[finite sun]

Absolute chaos

[atomic egret]

sitting staring at my keyboard for 30 seconds trying to remember how to spell Kayo

[dusky harbor]

is kayo dying rn?

[atomic egret]

aCCORDING TO tWITTER

[dusky harbor]

my youtube and twitch works, but kayo is straight buffering

[atomic egret]

Can't get beyond the profile selection

oh wait, there it goes

[dusky harbor]

nah its fucked

and foxtel doesnt show f3 on their channels

[atomic egret]

It's playing for me

FAKE MUSIC!

Baby faces MUSIC, damn

[dusky harbor]

yeah is f3 done now?

cause i aint seeing shit

[atomic egret]

Hasn't started yet

https://kayosports.com.au/event/sport!motor/event-spain-sprint-race!201963

Should call this Baby Drivers

[dusky harbor]

cunt

kayo is the most useless piece of shit ever

fuck this absolute scam of a cunt

[atomic egret]

Didn't realise F3 had 30 cars

DRS 🚆

Damn they're keeping pretty close the whole way through

Or at least the first 22

You able to get it working Oreo or did you give up on it?

[dusky harbor]

gave up

watching nrl

[atomic egret]

shudder

Weird seeing cars with a Williams W in the lead

[sinful kiln]

MUSIC

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

Aww, already?

[wraith stratus]

Lightning

[dusky harbor]

im waiting for fuckin doordash to lemme order hungry jacks

fuck today sucks

[atomic egret]

Should try some Carls Jr

[dusky harbor]

too far for me

[atomic egret]

Bum

[sinful kiln]

?

[dusky harbor]

closest one is like 30 mins away

lmao

[atomic egret]

Ooh, shiny radar

Was so confused when I first got to the Lake area at how few Hungry Jacks there were

Wow, Spaz sprung for seeding the fancy lightning this time

[dusky harbor]

yeah not many around here

[atomic egret]

Wish there was a Sushi Train so I could collect points

Why must they have Rosberg in the talky box?!

[dusky harbor]

carlos loves gravel lmao

[wraith stratus]

Someone’s binned it

Florida man

Red flag 🚩

[sinful kiln]

florida man

[dusky harbor]

mans taken over from latifi like a boss

[wraith stratus]

oof snapped in the last corner

[atomic egret]

Just gonna casually walk across the track to get back to the pits

I keep taking my headphones off, thinking I'm hearing thunder here

[wraith stratus]

Jo bauer waking down the pit lane returning a broken part to Williams

[dusky harbor]

"they might need this"

[atomic egret]

OOF

"That's just the tears of Logan Sargent"

[wraith stratus]

“The tears of Logan sergeant” damn Crofty

[dusky harbor]

oh god imagine is alonso wins

[sinful kiln]

it will be amazing

[wraith stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-f1-formula-one-sigma-male-formula-one-sigma-male-gif-27634710

[dusky harbor]

lmao mclaren

have they just changed livery or using monaco livery for this race too?

[finite sun]

Same as Monaco this weekend as well

[atomic egret]

Haas in trouble

[dusky harbor]

haas

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

https://twitter.com/fiadocsbot/status/1664943450238615553

FIA F1 Documents Bot (@fiadocsbot)

New document: Summons - Haas F1 Team
Published on 03-06-2023 12:31 CET

https://t.co/hGrvhXLfHF
#F1 #Formula1 #FIA #SpanishGP 🇪🇸

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 10:33 AM

When he mentioend Haas, I thought something was going top happen because of them still selling machines to Russia

[dusky harbor]

eyy foods ordered lads

after almost an hour

[atomic egret]

Whyyyyy? Because you just went the fuck off the track, you dumb shit

What you get? I hope onion rings?

[wraith stratus]

Lando out on softs

[sinful kiln]

lando having issues with breaks

[finite sun]

12/10 sign that one

[wraith stratus]

Max

[finite sun]

If anyone is watching the F2 sprint race pls say if something interesting happens

[atomic egret]

Not good sounding for a clutch

[atomic egret]

So, the first corner when 5 people collide?

[finite sun]

Something like that

[atomic egret]

This should be interesting. F2 and starting in the wet

Rolling start

Away we go

[atomic egret]

First corner in the wet and one puncture

[sinful kiln]

contact sport

[trim girder]

vesti

vesti is just gone. lap 5 and 3sec gap

[atomic egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cushawn-greg-davies-talk-gif-11911184

[sinful kiln]

stop raining in 16min

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-yaris-drift-toyota-drifting-gif-12897178

[sinful kiln]

slicks?

[dusky harbor]

t10 seems to be wet af but

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Spinny spun

[dusky harbor]

feel like stanek got tapped

[trim girder]

just like BTCC, just a love tap

Maini going for time

[sinful kiln]

slicks and wet t10

[trim girder]

all the slicks wiggling through corners

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Like a kid on training wheels that's ridden onto the gutter

[trim girder]

timing of the SC for vesti

[sinful kiln]

vesti paid the stewards before the race

[trim girder]

"we wil box for slicks" meanwhile SC:

quick dump of rain

[atomic egret]

Dammit, bout to wee myself, but I kinda want to see the end

[trim girder]

SC in

Pourchaire

[sinful kiln]

vesti

[atomic egret]

Bah, no Eminem gif for "Round the outside"

"The fart... uuh, the final lap!"

[atomic egret]

Vesti led the whole race

[trim girder]

typical Nissany

[atomic egret]

God damn it, Football. Stop making "#Cumdog" trend on my Twitter

[dusky harbor]

the cumdawg

big fan of woodkid being used in montages

[atomic egret]

If my Dad were still here, he'd be sad, but I've never had the slightest bit of interest in any footballs

[thorn topaz]

Slight rain in the paddock atm

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Errm, Crofty. About that 30% risk of rain. Yeah... Its literally raining

[restive inlet]

There is a dry line

So don't expect anything but slicks

Also it is dry at the moment

Or very little rain

[trim girder]

so who fucks up, hits the wet patch and bins it. Debris? Sgt Spin?

[wraith stratus]

Tsunoda

[trim girder]

oh nvm

[restive inlet]

Yuki Spinoda

[trim girder]

5/10 kerb grind.

[restive inlet]

ofc the brit is complaining about the weather

[candid pebble]

pls release him of his pain after this season

[restive inlet]

Ferrari big risks

Sainz only out of the pits now

Leclerc now too

[trim girder]

born in it, moulded by it.

[restive inlet]

If it starts raining like right now they are fucked

[sinful kiln]

Stroll P3

[wraith stratus]

Bottas

🚩

[sinful kiln]

red flag

[trim girder]

[restive inlet]

uuh?

For what?

[trim girder]

quick someone call a medic, he might get a nosebleed.

[restive inlet]

Alonso

[wraith stratus]

Debris

[restive inlet]

But again

Red flag for what?

There is no one stopped?

[wraith stratus]

Albono

[thorn topaz]

kek

Literally same second

[warped cave]

[restive inlet]

????????????

[thorn topaz]

Yeah someone must of fucked it in race control lmao

[wraith stratus]

Strangest red flag ever

[restive inlet]

#GuntherIsRight

[late seal]

I don't get this

[thorn topaz]

Either that, or Guenther killed a steward

[restive inlet]

Race control saw 4 people off track and they panicked red flagged

[trim girder]

same time? someone fat fingered and pressed both at the same time?

[wraith stratus]

“Due to gravel on track”

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/right-dr-evil-austin-powers-sarcastic-sure-gif-5615650

[restive inlet]

Norris has issues

[late seal]

classic

[restive inlet]

What would you rather, have Ferrari strategy or MCL reliability

[finite sun]

Ty

[atomic egret]

aaah shiiiit

[restive inlet]

Time for some more rain it seems

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

TWO TIMER!

[atomic egret]

I forgot to set the alarm after P3

[restive inlet]

btw Alonso was 1.2S off Stroll, after starting his lap from the gravel

[sinful kiln]

Piastri P2

[wraith stratus]

Debris again

[atomic egret]

Debris on the track again

[restive inlet]

I think hes gone

RIP De Vries

[warped cave]

Failed experiment for sure

[trim girder]

Drop Debris, throw in Vesti for fun

[warped cave]

that radio might be even more concerning

[restive inlet]

Throw a Merc Junior in a RB family car?

[dusky harbor]

who do they put in that AT tho

[restive inlet]

Ric

[sinful kiln]

iwasa?

[restive inlet]

Or lawson

[dusky harbor]

imagine

[warped cave]

Lawson probably

[restive inlet]

Or

or

[finite sun]

Lawson or Iwasa surely

[sinful kiln]

iwasa is in spain now so

[restive inlet]

Perez to AT Ric in RB

[trim girder]

honestly any of the grid from F2 is better, well maybe except Nissany

[restive inlet]

https://tenor.com/73TH.gif

[dusky harbor]

if they put ric in, and he beats yuki its expected, if he loses to yuki, his career is done

[warped cave]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-unhinged-crazy-jimmy-mcgill-gif-19362066

[restive inlet]

LeClerc not really improving that much

[dusky harbor]

[restive inlet]

Yeah p16

[atomic egret]

What happened to the Albonso bean?

[sinful kiln]

Rus P18

[dusky harbor]

piastri but?

[wraith stratus]

LeChair with problems

[restive inlet]

Russell not really improving too much

[sinful kiln]

time to start cheering for Piastri?

[restive inlet]

Good last sector tho

[dusky harbor]

No,

[wraith stratus]

LeChair weigh bridge

Perez in 16th as well

[sinful kiln]

debris P7

Stroll P3

[atomic egret]

Wonder if Mohawk guy really got to him

Damn this is a good cake

Mr Moon having a hell of a shocker

[wraith stratus]

Gasly

[sinful kiln]

Gasly P1

[thorn topaz]

Holy shit Gasly

[wraith stratus]

Hulk

[atomic egret]

wtf

[dusky harbor]

ya saying?

[wraith stratus]

Russell

[atomic egret]

Was talking about the impedings

[restive inlet]

Chair out

?

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

Sainz

[late seal]

Norris

[sinful kiln]

Debris P4

Norris

[dusky harbor]

norris

[restive inlet]

Chair out

[atomic egret]

what the hell is going on?!

[wraith stratus]

Le chair

[trim girder]

spaghetti grid is a go

[wraith stratus]

Ferrari

[trim girder]

gotta love drying tracks

[dusky harbor]

fucking perez be shitting bricks

[sinful kiln]

Florida Man next to lechair

[restive inlet]

[wraith stratus]

19th

[restive inlet]

Best qualifier on the grid btw

P19

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

Tanty time?

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/antioche-atraoy-sadsadleclerc-gif-18165117

[dusky harbor]

matty from p1 be fuming rn

[sinful kiln]

you still got sainz

[trim girder]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrari-scuderia-win-championship-drivers-gif-26149347

[restive inlet]

https://i.imgur.com/jgpdXm5.png

[normal hill]

There is always next season

[wraith stratus]

Top tier strategy from Ferrari again

[atomic egret]

Do they do watch along for Quali?

[sinful kiln]

i like that they get so many more viewers when leclair do something. from 6k to 11k

[normal hill]

I mean.... 🤡

[restive inlet]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1836637242?t=0h57m6s

[atomic egret]

https://twitter.com/MattP1Gallagher/status/1665002897896009728

Matt Gallagher (@MattP1Gallagher)

Charles Leclerc qualifies 19th.

I am dead inside

Likes

407

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 2:29 PM

[restive inlet]

My man was huffing that copium while everyone was finishing their laps

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Those screams

[sinful kiln]

Q2

[late seal]

Leclerc is saying that his car was struggling with right turns, he thought it was his tires but the issue stayed after he got new ones

[wraith stratus]

Sainz and Perez 8th and 9th

[tranquil tapir]

[wraith stratus]

Perez

[late seal]

Perez

[sinful kiln]

perez

[atomic egret]

ffs Perez

[dusky harbor]

perez

[thorn topaz]

Silly twat

[wraith stratus]

Perez out?

[thorn topaz]

Nah he managed to not beach himself

[trim girder]

the poke from Newey to Horner.

[dusky harbor]

this

[thorn topaz]

Newey was just watching his floor getting destroyed

[atomic egret]

Wonder where Dangy is

[wraith stratus]

Ricc getting closer to that RB seat

[sinful kiln]

Stroll P5

[wraith stratus]

Norris

Russell

[sinful kiln]

Piastri P6

[wraith stratus]

Perez is slow

[dusky harbor]

wait is perez out?

[wraith stratus]

Perez out

[late seal]

[sinful kiln]

Per and rus is out

[wraith stratus]

Get Ricc in

[atomic egret]

Bye bye, Checo

[wraith stratus]

Russell as well

[dusky harbor]

holy

[thorn topaz]

wtf is this quali

[dusky harbor]

well, i got money ric will be in some seat this year

[thorn topaz]

Bye bye Latteboy

[late seal]

Wtf was that

[wraith stratus]

Mercs made contact!!

[restive inlet]

???

[thorn topaz]

Scuse me

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

After allowing everyone to get pictures of their belly and now this

[thorn topaz]

What the fuck was that

[atomic egret]

The hell Russel?

[wraith stratus]

[dusky harbor]

oh my god

[sinful kiln]

mclaren in Q3

[dusky harbor]

teamLH is gonna be blowing up

[atomic egret]

That's Stroll levels of not looking in the mirrors

[dusky harbor]

RPM INTENSIFIES

[trim girder]

friend just texted me "did they play car roulette and then put liveries on"

[restive inlet]

https://i.imgur.com/0sWYNjL.png

[warped cave]

still waiting for Perez to compete

[dusky harbor]

as awful as it sounds

i reckon russell may get death threats

[thorn topaz]

If anyone was in doubt, yes the TeamLH meltdown has definitely begun

https://twitter.com/LH44Tobeyy/status/1665008622168952834

⁴⁴ (@LH44Tobeyy)

@MercedesAMGF1 arrest wanksell immediately for hitting hamilton

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 2:52 PM

[dusky harbor]

teamLH be wildin

[thorn topaz]

turns out Russell's engineer forgot to tell him Lewis was up his gearbox

[restive inlet]

I mean

He has mirriors no?

[thorn topaz]

Its Osama Bin Latte Boy, he dont need no mirrors

[dusky harbor]

i was gonna say

osama bin latte boy doin things

[sinful kiln]

https://twitter.com/RocketPMohawk/status/1665009858356080647

RocketPoweredMohawk (@RocketPMohawk)

Jihad mad lad

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 2:57 PM

[dusky harbor]

[trim girder]

[thorn topaz]

Meanwhile over at TeamLH: https://twitter.com/OrcaUn/status/1665009770732875778

EiusIII (@OrcaUn)

Nope. We don’t want him. Send him to the streets. I don’t care. He hasn’t earned anything and is acting as entitled and reckless as paper champion. I’m pissed and I can’t be the only one. #TeamLH #8xWDC #F1 #SpanishGP #Qualifying

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 2:57 PM

[dusky harbor]

cunt

max is flying

"used tyres" almost a second off btw

[sinful kiln]

alonso?

[dusky harbor]

[wraith stratus]

Used soft on max’s car?

[restive inlet]

Fresh

[dusky harbor]

max has fresh softs

was talking bout ham

[thorn topaz]

Max was on fresh tyres, the rest were on used

[wraith stratus]

Ah

[restive inlet]

Lewis was on fresh too?

🤔

[dusky harbor]

but ham with freshies wouldnt be like .9 closer

[dusky harbor]

lewis defs on used

[thorn topaz]

Dont know if Lewis was on fresh or used. The radio bit was Bono telling him what other people were on

[restive inlet]

Are you sure?

F1TV saying fresh

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

Hulk P3

[wraith stratus]

[thorn topaz]

He was on Q2 tyres

[dusky harbor]

legit used as he comes out of pits

[thorn topaz]

So used

[dusky harbor]

so dunno what f1tv smokin

[late seal]

Alonso going for a lap now

[dusky harbor]

would freshies be .924 faster?

[thorn topaz]

Whatever they found down the street, F1TV HQ is at Biggin Hill, and yeah. Its Barcelona

[dusky harbor]

no ones getting max i feel

max another set of freshies

oh boy

will he go faster or bin it

lewis now on fresh

[thorn topaz]

There he is out on fresh ye

Go on old Spanish man. Make it count

[sinful kiln]

[trim girder]

well strolls on track, chance for a red flag

[restive inlet]

[wraith stratus]

Norris

[sinful kiln]

Stroll P3

Norris P3

[wraith stratus]

Gasly

[restive inlet]

Purple for Max

[dusky harbor]

max pls

[restive inlet]

Max backed out

[sinful kiln]

[restive inlet]

He was .17 faster there

[dusky harbor]

reckon rb has their engines at max power btw

[restive inlet]

So way over .5 gap

[atomic egret]

Ugh. Fucking Zak

[sinful kiln]

Zak Brown is happy @atomic egret

[normal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-sainz-f1-wink-gif-25852406

[restive inlet]

Max went purple but he got told to abort just before the S2 gate btw

[dusky harbor]

so in coming teamLH "we finished 5th cuz of osama bin latte"

and the usual "max has illegal rocketship"

[atomic egret]

I know. I don't like it

[tranquil tapir]

I'd like to congratulate max on winning the 23 24 25 season

[restive inlet]

"The car was really good" - Max every race

Nah Max might just quit after 24 to go win other series because he got bored

[trim girder]

Max and Ericson to car swap for a year, max wins indy.

[wraith stratus]

Ricc to take max’s seat and win a WC

[dusky harbor]

ric take max seat and to get p2 in wdc

[restive inlet]

Yuki to win WDC

Yuki - Ric combo in RB

[dusky harbor]

fuckin yuki might put up more of a fight then perez

[restive inlet]

Yuki would go full send at least

[candid pebble]

pls no, send Yuki somewhere else

[dusky harbor]

who ya put in the rb but

leave perez in it so he keeps binning neweys work?

[candid pebble]

send Yuki to some other series

[sinful kiln]

who do you want to see instead?

[candid pebble]

not sure but not Spinoda

he would bin the RB every other week

[dusky harbor]

ric in

doesnt ric have a pirelli test soon

[trim girder]

he's too busy with media duties

[atomic egret]

Am I the only one that sees Newey's name and keeps thinking its a nickname? Like "Oh, he must like Tooheys New"

[dusky harbor]

https://twitter.com/Vetteleclerc/status/1665016086318706690

tami. (@Vetteleclerc)

Sky Germany is saying that Charles is on his way to the medical center. They don‘t know why though. They will ask Vasseur about it later.

#SpanishGP

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Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 3:22 PM

?

[dawn siren]

Dehydration from the tears?

but seriously did he have a bad crash?

I was out eating breakfast with the fam so only know the results from twitter

[atomic egret]

He didn't crash at all

[dawn siren]

hmm just bad time

[atomic egret]

Maybe he was so angry something popped. Really, can only speculate something dehydration related

[vague coyote]

I've seen some people saying it was anti-doping stuff

[candid pebble]

taking drugs to forget the last and this season

[atomic egret]

Oh, he was just pissing in a jar

[tranquil tapir]

Would explain his driving

[thorn topaz]

RB and Merc have brought their backup chassis's into the garages
Sounds like George and Checo are getting new chassis

[late agate]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1665052242343350273?s=20

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Two three-place grid penalties for Gasly "for the next race in which the driver participates" for the impeding incidents with Sainz and Verstappen #F1 #SpanishGP

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 5:46 PM

[dawn siren]

Cookie what are the odds on ham podium tomorrow?

[restive inlet]

https://imgur.com/a/Yci4ktW

The double take

"Holy fuck it's a MCL"

[dawn siren]

LMAO

We'll see if Norris has the race pace tho

[thorn topaz]

kek, Merc have extended Osama bin Latte Boy until 2025. Guess they liked that shunt

[dusky harbor]

https://twitter.com/FanaticsFerrari/status/1665001083700117507?s=19

Ferrari News 🐎 (@FanaticsFerrari)

It’s been 82 qualifying sessions since Charles Leclerc’s last Q1 elimination.

Last one was Monaco 2019.

Praying it doesn’t happen today.

Likes

3077

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 2:22 PM

And what proceeds to happen

[sinful kiln]

Music F3 feature race

[dusky harbor]

compared to f1

holy fuck these are slow

[sinful kiln]

yeah

[sinful kiln]

Alonso

[sinful kiln]

oof vesti already getting warnings about track limits on lap 8

[atomic egret]

Any bets yet Oro?

Aww. The place I was wanting to get dinner from is closed already. Stupid Sunday

[dusky harbor]

none yet

[warped cave]

Sergeant and Lec start from the pits

[tawdry loom]

makes sense for leclerc

[dusky harbor]

https://twitter.com/pirellisport/status/1665267149571788801

Pirelli Motorsport (@pirellisport)

What will the winning strategy be for the #SpanishGP? 🇪🇸

A variety of two-stop strategies look likely – but a three-stop could be attempted 🧮 #Fit4F1

Likes

380

Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 8:00 AM

cant wait for redbull to go one stop

[atomic egret]

ooh yeah, three stopper

[sinful kiln]

george going offroad

[normal hill]

Latte boi went off track 😄

[dusky harbor]

bruh

what is russell doing

[wraith stratus]

Russell in the gravel already on the laps to the grid

[restive inlet]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1665317170799075331?s=20

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Steiner reprimanded for the language he used describing the stewards as "laymen" and referring to "professionals" in other sports.

"Mr Steiner stated that if he had meant to insult or offend anyone he would have used much different words. The Stewards do not dispute this."

#F1

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Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 11:18 AM

Also over the motorcross real quick

https://imgur.com/FO0xlmh

They had this interesting incident

[grave nexus]

[dusky harbor]

small bets today lads, as i have 0 read on this race

might add osama bin latte boy to tbh cause hes been fucking it

[restive inlet]

A lot of work for MCL on Norris's car

[atomic egret]

It's like Russell is just completely falling apart this year

[dusky harbor]

ahh do we know where we are on this grid walk

went straight past landos car

[thorn topaz]

Yeah Lando's car is fucked

[dusky harbor]

pls let it start

[restive inlet]

Cant help you with that Kiwi not watching the Sky coverage anymore

F1TV spend a bit talking about Norris's car

Seemed to be rear suspension

[dusky harbor]

fuck

cause only sky is avaliable in aus

[restive inlet]

Bozo

[dusky harbor]

f1tv is like nah data only bruv

[restive inlet]

[thorn topaz]

Yeah rear suspension is basically being glued together on Lando's car lmao

[dusky harbor]

ah yes

should i double down on lando?

[thorn topaz]

Neymar sounds like hes off his tits on a multitude of drugs

Just random mumbling

[atomic egret]

Can bet on who comes second now...

[restive inlet]

Neymar bangs his sister Christian, don't be surprised

[thorn topaz]

O kek yeah I forgot the sister shagging part

[dusky harbor]

wait sister shagging

4 real?

[restive inlet]

Ye

Also Bottas major damage too

Being held together with tape

[thorn topaz]

Stewards casually making sure McLaren arent doing anything too silly

[dusky harbor]

pretty much had 7 drivers for first retirement now lmao

[sinful kiln]

[tranquil tapir]

Best thing about anthems with no words no one can murder it

[atomic egret]

first bet of the year

Sure would be great if Rosberg would bugger off

[dusky harbor]

Tv is loaded, time to lay in bed boyos

[restive inlet]

Lando said he'll be lapped twice by the end of the race btw

[dusky harbor]

No sleeps

[wraith stratus]

Spanish Grand Prix

[dusky harbor]

5:30 wakeup

[thorn topaz]

This could be spicy

[atomic egret]

Damn that seeder!

[dusky harbor]

Bitta rain makes things fun and moist

[thorn topaz]

Mazepin out here cloud seeding

[atomic egret]

yep

[wraith stratus]

moist fun

[atomic egret]

Damn it, shoulda cooked a cake this arvo

[wraith stratus]

[atomic egret]

MUSIC!

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Noice

Nice one Discord you twat

Ah yes, lets get 2016 v2

[dusky harbor]

Got premium snacks lads

[dusky harbor]

Full bed to myself

[thorn topaz]

Oh. Seems like Discord's stroke is over

[dusky harbor]

Less goo

[atomic egret]

I have sesame vita wheat and promite

[dusky harbor]

Nice if discord didnt die

Holy fuck

[thorn topaz]

I have a G&T

[dusky harbor]

Stop being retarded discord

[thorn topaz]

Oh, nvm. Discord is back to dying

[wraith stratus]

[restive inlet]

Horner called the ferrari softs

[dusky harbor]

Okay its not just me

[atomic egret]

Eeeeverybooody waaants to ruuuule the woooorld

[restive inlet]

Discord is fine for me

Must be you bozos

[thorn topaz]

Its dying

[atomic egret]

It was hanging for a bit

[restive inlet]

Dane issue

L

[wraith stratus]

Same my discord is fine

[thorn topaz]

On and off

[atomic egret]

like now

[wraith stratus]

Skill issue

[thorn topaz]

Certainly isnt my internet connection

[sinful kiln]

[wraith stratus]

[sinful kiln]

[thorn topaz]

Lights out and away we go

[atomic egret]

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

[dusky harbor]

We away boys

[sinful kiln]

norris

[thorn topaz]

lmao Jorj, behave

[atomic egret]

Landy and Hammy contact

[restive inlet]

its just u being Danish its fine

[dusky harbor]

Stroll tf

[thorn topaz]

Thats rude Aaron

[dusky harbor]

Doin up there

Discord ya done dying

[sinful kiln]

norris box

[restive inlet]

3rd to last for Norris

[candid pebble]

oh Norris

[thorn topaz]

Yeah Lando is fucked

[restive inlet]

[sinful kiln]

smoking breaks

[thorn topaz]

Not yet Kiwi. Its dying at an impressive rate

[dusky harbor]

This is happening

[atomic egret]

Almost won money there

[dusky harbor]

This is happening

[thorn topaz]

Solid start from Sainz

[atomic egret]

Took that end plate passenger

[dusky harbor]

Did that send twice

[restive inlet]

Russell might've overtaken like 5 cars of track i believe btw

[wraith stratus]

Russell leaving the track and gaining an advantage

[atomic egret]

Almost won money there

[restive inlet]

Russell might've overtaken like 5 cars of track i believe btw

[thorn topaz]

Lando fastest lap lmao

[atomic egret]

I said that ages ago, Discord!

[thorn topaz]

Yeah he gained those 5 positions off the track. Naughty naughty

[dusky harbor]

Fucking discord

[thorn topaz]

Discord can you get your shit together please. Stop being a dickhead

[candid pebble]

Discord is doing things

[sinful kiln]

fastest lap with hard tires

[restive inlet]

https://i.imgur.com/8KDjxgW.png

[wraith stratus]

Yeah I’m seeing the same messages being posted twice

[restive inlet]

[lofty hearth]

russell apparently used the escape road and followed the rules and gained positions due to it according to the radio team

[restive inlet]

Russell might've overtaken like 5 cars of track i believe btw

[sinful kiln]

[restive inlet]

Russell might've overtaken like 5 cars of track i believe btw

[sinful kiln]

one more time aaron

[thorn topaz]

Yeah, its fine isnt it Aaron

[late seal]

Discord is so scuffed

[dusky harbor]

Ive seen Aaron's message like 5 times now

[restive inlet]

Yes Discord we get it

[wraith stratus]

It’s not following the rules though if he’s off the track

[warped cave]

Alonso did not look good there

[dusky harbor]

Also quietly, max has fucked off into the distance on mediums

[restive inlet]

lmfao

[restive inlet]

Yeah I like typing the same thing over and over, do you have an issue with that?

[tranquil tapir]

What's this overtake thing

[sinful kiln]

i guess it going to be like monaco when his mediums are like hard tires

[thorn topaz]

Extra juice from the batteries

[sinful kiln]

Plan A for sainz

[dusky harbor]

Fucking discord

[sinful kiln]

fastest lap with hard tires

[lofty hearth]

russell apparently used the escape road and followed the rules and gained positions due to it according to the radio team

[restive inlet]

https://i.imgur.com/lrwBlr4.png

[tranquil tapir]

Phew Russell fine

[restive inlet]

Nice API discord

[candid pebble]

Discord is doing things

[lofty hearth]

Discord please

[restive inlet]

The softs seem so slow tbh

Yes Discord we get it

YEAH DISCORD

[candid pebble]

RB big brained the tyre choice i guess

[thorn topaz]

Yeah and the softs wont last long

[candid pebble]

[dusky harbor]

Also devries started in front of yuki, what the fuck happened

[restive inlet]

lmfao

[wraith stratus]

Just debris being debris

It’s not following the rules though if he’s off the track

[restive inlet]

Qualified better?

[thorn topaz]

Debris happened

Fuck sake DISCORD PLEASE

Debris happenedc

[wraith stratus]

Discord

[thorn topaz]

Jesus christ lmao

[sinful kiln]

yuki and kmag pit already

[tranquil tapir]

What's this overtake thing

[restive inlet]

If you are pushed wide you need to take the escape road

lmfao

[sinful kiln]

amazing!

[restive inlet]

It got worse https://i.imgur.com/5mfsX5T.png

https://i.imgur.com/lrwBlr4.png

[thorn topaz]

lmfao

[tranquil tapir]

Phew Russell fine

[late seal]

Holy shit

[restive inlet]

Qualified better?

No discord not that one

[sinful kiln]

florida man not last

[dusky harbor]

Can we go to skype?

[restive inlet]

"Pace is good" "You need to pick up the pace"

Sainz 🤡

[candid pebble]

RB big brained the tyre choice i guess

[restive inlet]

No discord not that one

[restive inlet]

If you are pushed wide you need to take the escape road

[late seal]

Holy shit

[atomic egret]

umm... The Chinaman?

[restive inlet]

Yeah yeah we get it discord

[dusky harbor]

Discord is gonna cause me to have a stroke

[sinful kiln]

yuki and kmag pit already

[dusky harbor]

Can we go to skype?

[restive inlet]

Lewis in Sainz DRS now

[sinful kiln]

sainz box for medium

[restive inlet]

Yeah yeah we get it discord

We can go to twitch chat

[late seal]

Holy shit

[sinful kiln]

Zhou

[dusky harbor]

Can we go to skype?

[sinful kiln]

Zhou

[dusky harbor]

Can we actually

[wraith stratus]

Discord please

[dusky harbor]

Can we actually

[sinful kiln]

[late seal]

It's over guys, Discord doesn't want us

[restive inlet]

Lets not spam his channel offline

a

Lewis in Sainz DRS now

test

[dusky harbor]

Can we actually

[sinful kiln]

[atomic egret]

Crofty missed a good one there. Should said "Aston Martin, not out for a Stroll"

[dusky harbor]

Reacts work

[restive inlet]

Let use https://www.twitch.tv/aaron_thegod instead of Snows actually

oh

Let use https://www.twitch.tv/aaron_thegod instead of Snows actually

[atomic egret]

Stupid Discord delaying my jokes

[restive inlet]

Let use https://www.twitch.tv/aaron_thegod instead of Snows actually

Let use https://www.twitch.tv/aaron_thegod instead of Snows actually

how many more

[atomic egret]

Crofty missed a good one there. Should said "Aston Martin, not out for a Stroll"

[dusky harbor]

Reacts work

[restive inlet]

Let use https://www.twitch.tv/aaron_thegod instead of Snows actually

[dusky harbor]

Reacts work

[restive inlet]

Let use https://www.twitch.tv/aaron_thegod instead of Snows actually

lmfao discord

lmfao discord

[atomic egret]

RAIN

[restive inlet]

test

[atomic egret]

hmm

[restive inlet]

test

test

better?

woo?

penis

🙂

[wraith stratus]

Test

[atomic egret]

Stop playing with ya penis

[dusky harbor]

Are we good

[restive inlet]

Fuck its delayed again

[dusky harbor]

[restive inlet]

Its dying again

[lofty hearth]

[wraith stratus]

discord

[restive inlet]

But its betterish

back to twitch

[thorn topaz]

Is it dead again?

O, that message went straight through

[restive inlet]

its still shit

Every now and then

[thorn topaz]

Yeah its very tempremental

[wraith stratus]

Test

Nah still fucked

[thorn topaz]

My messages are going through as normal atm, but who the fuck knows in 2 minutes

And as I said that, it died again

[dusky harbor]

Cock

Oh?

[restive inlet]

test

Is this still garbo

HMm

Small delay still

[dusky harbor]

Cock

Cock

[restive inlet]

yep

cock

[dusky harbor]

[restive inlet]

[dusky harbor]

Fucked

[restive inlet]

ur fucked

[dusky harbor]

[restive inlet]

[dusky harbor]

Fucked

[restive inlet]

is it

yep it is

or is it?

is it

[wild wigeon]

[restive inlet]

Discord is still fucked we are in my twitch channel (Aaron_Thegod) 🙂

[wraith stratus]

Nah still fucked

[dusky harbor]

https://twitter.com/MattP1Gallagher/status/1665366093232308225?s=19

Matt Gallagher (@MattP1Gallagher)

Verstappen fastest in FP1
Verstappen fastest in FP2
Verstappen fastest in FP3
Verstappen fastest in qualifying
Verstappen fastest lap
Verstappen wins

Another level.

Likes

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242

Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 2:33 PM

[thorn topaz]

Well that race was a tad boring wasnt it

[sinful kiln]

the start of the race was nice

[dusky harbor]

Oh boy, nico doing interviews

[lofty hearth]

At least I didn't miss anything while I bleeding 🤣

[dusky harbor]

Abit a head lewis?

[wraith stratus]

24 seconds

[dusky harbor]

https://twitter.com/the_staveros/status/1665354814962692097?s=19

@thestaveros (@the_staveros)

Red Bull tootling around, everything turned down, on Hards..pulling away from the next fastest car, on Mediums! Only @F1 @fia can restore any level of competition. Whatever Red Bull is doing..nobody is getting near them before '26, without intervention!

Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 1:48 PM

The salty tears

Also am starting to believe rb have turned their engines down, cause this is what, 7th race with max still on one engine

Also now discord is good??

[wraith stratus]

Seems like it

[dusky harbor]

Discord engineers watching f1 then fixing their shit

[wraith stratus]

How convenient it came back at the end of the race

[lofty hearth]

As soon as the race ends discord works

[candid pebble]

i cant proof it but i blame you guys