#🏁Motorsports
honest cipher
I dont think he'd want to do that tbf
its effectively worst car on grid this year
he wouldnt want that seat
sinful kiln
just bring in comrade lawson? 
atomic egret
Danny in an AT is like a demotion
It'll never happen, but I wish they could run three cars a team. Top 12 drivers get points for Drivers Champ, but only top two per team count towards Constructors
late agate
I disagree, the only way he gets back in to F1 would be through AlphaTauri there just isn't a seat for him at RB without proving himself again
honest cipher
apparently de vries given an ultimatum to improve within next 3 races or he could be replaced by Ric
trim girder
Marco about to do another Albon/Kvyat, no points, no chance 
honest cipher
seems it
late agate
sinful kiln
sinful kiln
https://www.formu1a.uno/en/szafnauer-under-pressure-alpine-contact-mattia-binotto/ binotto making a comback?
normal hill
My profile picture is making it's comeback! 
late agate
Twitter
trim girder
oh, we going to get another round of drivers complaining about how the new tyres are shit because they're new and feel different to what they've used so far in the season. 
restive inlet
I mean Pirelli really shouldn't 
Like imagine developing a car
You are already struggling with tyres
And then Pirelli brings mid season a new set of tyres
And you are cost capped and these tyres perform even worse
Meanwhile your rival's car is more suited for the changed tyres
It just kinda fucks teams cuz cost gap and making a car for the tyres they get at the start of the season
Imagine a reg change to a car mid season
late agate
I thought they are bringing the change because not enough people are struggling with tires, basically they want to make a two stop to promote more racing
restive inlet
In 2021 rb struggled with balance and operating temps after pirelli bought in new tyres at silverstone
It matters
And in the day of cost gap its just a dumb move
tranquil tapir
Maybe it will stop this year being a procession or however it spelt
thorn topaz
My copy of Survivng to Drive arrived 
wild wigeon
west moth
Bought my copy on Wednesday. Can't wait to get stuck in
warped cave
Max be racing on the TeamRedline channel. Doing Nürburgring 24H atm
atomic egret
Jesus. 190 overtakes in 40 laps at the last Formula E race
restive inlet
Max when RB doesn't order Perez out of the way
wild wigeon
" max we need you to run RF2 for a race again"
trim girder
"Max, George is behind you."
thorn topaz
Shame we wont get more "[x] Its James" calls
sinful kiln
@thorn topaz hows the book? read something from it?
atomic egret
Is it any good for fock smashing doors?
thorn topaz
Its pretty good. Fok is mentioned quite a lot
Havent read too much of it, but there is a 5 min teaser on Audible with the audiobook narrated by Gunther himself
wild wigeon
Shame we wont get more "[x] Its James" calls
albono and florida man might 
dawn siren
Rain? in EU in May? Noooo no shot 
warped cave
restive inlet
Rain? in EU in May? Noooo no shot <:monkaStare:809928735813926930>
Can you please shut up with your dumb weather takes, it rains every month in the EU
normal hill
restive inlet
thorn topaz
https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1658473427249008642 Off to a great start
Twitter
sinful kiln
atomic egret
https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1658473427249008642 Off to a great sta...
Wasn't that river really high last year at race time as well?
I think I remember taking a screen shot
thorn topaz
Fuck if I remember 
thorn topaz
okay a bit moist as well, but not quite as moist as atm
atomic egret
Here a better one #🏁sports message
thorn topaz
Thats like half of what it is today 
normal hill
Well time for monsoon tyres then 
thorn topaz
Fuck it, send them out in powerboats
finite sun
The fuckin water gokarts
thorn topaz
sinful kiln
https://twitter.com/AlbertFabrega/status/1658736902512558084 <t:1684324800:R> 
Twitter
thorn topaz
Yeah. Italy's deputy PM already called for it to be cancelled and the death toll in the region hit 5
Can't see it going ahead
west jewel
restive inlet
Cya next week in monaco bois
honest cipher
makes sense, feel like its been a while since a gp has been cancelled for something like this
thorn topaz
The F2 paddock is a tad moist
thorn topaz
And thats the F1 paddock
late agate
And thats the F1 paddock
It's the same place as the first picture
thorn topaz
Just way more flooded
finite sun
lil Rocket making his debut song https://youtu.be/XkKUoLoVXbM
restive inlet
https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyAmericanGiraffeTBCheesePull-CCjYInmsOhAxQ2BF
Max showing his dodging skills
tranquil tapir
Formula 1 to donate 1m euros to relief fund for Emilia-Romagna flooding - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/65646023
thorn topaz
Ferrari donated a million Euros as well
sinful kiln
ze tweet about it https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1659189315774353412
https://twitter.com/F1/status/1659292275782873092 
good guy tsunoda helping 
Thanks, but it really doesn't matter I bought a year
sinful kiln
7 days is better than nothing 
restive inlet
Now you can watch the first F1 directed Monaco race!!
Because yes Monaco no longer has the rights to direct the GP
Starting this year
candid pebble
its still Monaco 
finite sun
At least will we see all the action, not cutting away to a replay of Ser Lancelot
timber iris
Nurburgring 24hr soon 
finite sun
Starting at 1600 CEST?
normal hill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QamjyNCypg If you want to see it live
atomic egret
Tobii racing the Nurbergring right now with No Pixel code/cars
finite sun
tawdry loom
to Ferrari???
wraith stratus
Apparently 
Ferrari are apparently ready to do either a swap deal for Hamilton and Le Chair or get rid of Sainz at the end of the year and replace him with Ham
late agate
Doesn't 40m seem kinda cheap?
wraith stratus
Interesting might be getting rid of Sainz then
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late agate
If anything it's just normal contract things of putting some pressure on Lec, but probably no real offer to Ham
sinful kiln
lewis to ferrari, norris to mercedes
sinful kiln
thanks aaron 
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lewis to ferrari, norris to mercedes <:uhsPray:1059058315973365820>
Sainz to RB, and Max to actually commit earlier than his retirement statement, Jos to not punch his wife - all aboard the copium express 
normal hill
Double race week!
finite sun
Allegedly a dude in my class knows the chef of the big ass boat in the middle. Not sure how much I trust him though🤔
late agate
To be fair I think his wife would agree too, probably would have been better for him not to win 
late agate
restive inlet
So uh
70% chance of rain for Monaco gp st this moment
Also Sainz injured himself playing football
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warped cave
atomic egret
Is that his stop or his go leg?
restive inlet
That makes 6 different engines in 2026
sinful kiln
ferrari, honda , redbull/ford , renault , mercedes? which one did i miss? 
ahh audi i guess 
atomic egret
With all the Sports Washing going on in F1, I'm pretty surprised Musk never looked at starting a Tesla or Space-X team when they were going to expand the grid
sinful kiln
https://twitter.com/AlbertFabrega/status/1661422587795079169 mercedes moving away from their zero pods?
atomic egret
Damn it, they're not tripling down?
thorn topaz
Thicc
sinful kiln
most be several mm thicc
trim girder
once they're bolted thats what it feel like looking at it, used to the zero pod look
dawn siren
Finally the engineers realized they were incompetent
tranquil tapir
thorn topaz
4 years ago today that Anthoine Hubert took his first F2 win. RIP Anthoine 
Very very close indeed
finite sun
🙏 Beganovich gets pole
finite sun
P2 is okay I guess :p
dawn siren
the mercedes sidepod era begins now!
atomic egret
15 minutes|!
trim girder
15 mins till Merc becomes rivals with McL for the fight for the back of the grid 
thorn topaz
So realistically 16 minutes until De Vries fucks it into a wall
dawn siren
^ this tbh
thorn topaz
Supposed to rain in Monaco on Sunday
dawn siren
Pretty sure he's binned it at every road course this season so that's an EZ prop bet
thorn topaz
Something like that yeah
thorn topaz
Wonder if Kmag or Hulkenberg will pull the Mick party trick this weekend
dusky harbor
also hi cuntoxes
thorn topaz
The one that involves leaving the car in two halves
trim girder
something someting merc something something redbull
merc stole a RB and poured paint stripper over it 
thorn topaz
Marshalls probably already start prepping the cranes and the hooks when they see Debris approaching
thorn topaz
Absolutely. Thats a tradition at this stage
Either that or Ferrari do what they do best, and fuck him with shit strategy
dawn siren
Heres to hearing about Mercs sidepods for the next hour
finite sun
thorn topaz
Natalie sounds like she hasnt slept in 2 days
atomic egret
Will Chair wait until he's on pole in Quali before he bins it?
dawn siren
traffic already lol
late agate
How is Max still having problems with the gearbox
atomic egret
Alonso almost a whole second faster than Stole
finite sun
I was gonna joke about RB being nowhere because there isnt much DRS here but Verstappen put it in third
sinful kiln
Alonso P2 
atomic egret
Don't ask me how, but this just scared the crap out of me. Thought there was a person on the track
finite sun
The shadow?
atomic egret
Yeah
finite sun
atomic egret
What the hell is this stopping?
sinful kiln
🚆
atomic egret
That was taking the silly buggers too far
warped cave
The whole track is a traffic shitshow 
trim girder
i feel like Monaco isn't really a track for testing, so many cars trying to find space to get data 
thorn topaz
Well then Logan
sinful kiln
poor florida man 
thorn topaz
That didnt last long, again
trim girder
just a test run for the race/quali
sinful kiln
hamilton must be happy with the changes
sinful kiln
someone in a different discord said that mclarens cars looks like cigarettes 🚬 
finite sun
Clever way to get around the ban on advertising cigarettes
dawn siren
without looking at the wing I thought it was an Alpha tauri
atomic egret
ruh roh
sinful kiln
hulkenberg hit something 
atomic egret
He fok smashed
thorn topaz
At least his car is in one piece
Didnt pull a full Mick
But hey, it was at the same place where Mick snapped his car in half
Red flag?
Fer wat
thorn topaz
Ah, bits of the lip on Hulk's wheel
trim girder
i thought some one let an old Force India on track, but it was just a Mcl with vis paint 
atomic egret
Oh ASlbo
dusky harbor
merc fans got their dick in their hands yet?
dawn siren
not quite yet
dusky harbor
might put a grand or two on max to win
sinful kiln
if you look at this pattern. it should be perez
dusky harbor
hmm street track too
dawn siren
10 mins until FP2
atomic egret
MUSIC
atomic egret
Alonso planning some off track shenanigans
Wonder if the track is short enough that there will be people multiple laps down
candid pebble
i thought we are in Monaco
sinful kiln
sainz in the wall 
restive inlet
Ferrari master plan
dawn siren
Sainz binned it
thorn topaz
Carlos ffs 
atomic egret
Carlos lost the death roll this week
sinful kiln
atomic egret
Can they just lift it straight into the pits from there?
finite sun
Probably could tbh. Would be funny to see :p
thorn topaz
Restart in 1 minute
sinful kiln
something wrong with norris 
dawn siren
The Formula will Formula shortly
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atomic egret
So many baby boots
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Car stopped in the tunnel 
thorn topaz
Oh dear Ocon
atomic egret
Not good place to stop
wraith stratus
soft tyres only have one good lap in them 
dusky harbor
just ah quietly
Twitter
merc fans pls
oh hi max
good morning
people dont put butter in the fridge?
wtf
atomic egret
I know
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LeChair trying to do a Sainz
atomic egret
Especially in Australia. Asking for a puddle of former milk
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Alonso
sinful kiln
Alonso with purple times
atomic egret
Trying to look at Monaco on satellite view is hurting my head
thorn topaz
Okay Checo
thorn topaz
The Monaco curse struck Sharl again
atomic egret
Sainz's eyes always make him look like someone told him something shocking
Ruzzle fucked it
Ooookay... No idea what that was..
Quali is going to be a traffic shit show
thorn topaz
And Kmag is fucked
Nice parking job. I'd rate that 7/10 as a regular parking in Copenhagen
atomic egret
no vsc
sinful kiln
And Kmag is fucked
Nice parking job. I'd rate that 7/10 as a regular parking in ...
better parking in Aarhus and Odense?
atomic egret
Wow, strong wombles
thorn topaz
Cant say much about Aarhus, but generally Odense is a lot better than Copenhagen
wraith stratus
Marshall’s
thorn topaz
Monaco recovery crew are by far the best we have in F1. No doubt about that
wraith stratus
Ham in the wall
thorn topaz
They even prep the hooks and cranes whenever De Vries leaves pit lane. Thats just service
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Red flag
thorn topaz
O ye, Lewis fucked it into the wall
sinful kiln
Lewis binned it 
dusky harbor
atomic egret
Wahoo. Twitter time
thorn topaz
Whoops
wraith stratus
thorn topaz
TeamLH are going to be fuming
sinful kiln
Monaco recovery crew are by far the best we have in F1. No doubt about that
they got a bunch of years of experience 
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time
thorn topaz
Get the crane lads
dusky harbor
TeamLH are going to be fuming
oh boy i cant wait
sinful kiln
they hate alonso now?
sinful kiln
what did alonso do to hamilton?
wraith stratus
Yeah still salty from 07
sinful kiln
atomic egret
He's not Hamilton, so he is a sinner
thorn topaz
Dont try to reason with TeamLH on Twitter. Its a cesspool
Like actual moronic levels of REEEEEE
wraith stratus
what did alonso do to hamilton?
Ham and Alonso had a massive rivalry in 07 at mclaren. Lh fans still salty about it 
dusky harbor
love how they said he was the fastest in the first sector
cant be the fastest overall if you fuck it into the wall
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sinful kiln
that swing
sinful kiln
wraith stratus
Those juicy floor photos
dusky harbor
cunt people from the 10th floor could get photos of that floor
atomic egret
Who would want to copy Merc, though?
wraith stratus
True
atomic egret
Mclaren
atomic egret
dusky harbor
Who would want to copy Merc, though?
i mean, they got somewhat newish floor? idunno
cause then he binned it
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Lh fans on some hard 
dusky harbor
alot of fines for speeding in pits but
zhou has been done speeding 4 times
holy fuck cunt
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Martin Brundle just got hit on by an 89 year old photographer 
https://twitter.com/SkySportsF1/status/1662427495218528256?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet
restive inlet
Geolocked
trim girder
f2 crash fest . .i mean Sprint is starting
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atomic egret
MUSIC
normal hill
Qualy lets go!
atomic egret
Oh FFS
Why do you need a car on your boat you wanker
Hello cheesecake, my old friend. It's nice to chomp on you again.
wraith stratus
Perez stopped
sinful kiln
Why do you need a car on your boat you wanker
why not?
restive inlet
Zhou??
sinful kiln
PEREZ binnit?
restive inlet
Zhou p1?
wraith stratus
Perez out
atomic egret
Reddy
normal hill
Bye Checo!
atomic egret
Wow, Pastry actually keeping up with Lando
sinful kiln
the hole
wraith stratus
Did an albono
late agate
Luckly he did it in Q1 and not Q3 like last year
restive inlet
Big hit
late agate
Wtf that was so bad
dusky harbor
gear box potentially too
atomic egret
That's in the air qwuick
atomic egret
That underside will up Danny's chances
sinful kiln
Norris P1 and Piastri P2
atomic egret
Ugh, piss off Rosberg
atomic egret
Yummy
dusky harbor
nice lil 12:17 coffee
sinful kiln
team orders for ferrari
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Barcelona
sinful kiln
Florida man P6 
atomic egret
Albo 1st
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Alonso 
atomic egret
for about a second
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sinful kiln
Alonso
dusky harbor
yuki nice
atomic egret
How low can he go?
dusky harbor
if i was rb, take whole new engine for engine pens lmao
sinful kiln
Ham P17 
dusky harbor
imagine if ham bins it
atomic egret
Cmon, bin it again
dusky harbor
wraith stratus
Sainz 15th
sinful kiln
Zhou
dusky harbor
looked like tape
atomic egret
Yeah, looked like yellow and black stripes
sinful kiln
Sainz in the pit?
wraith stratus
Tsunoda
restive inlet
Sainz is out?
atomic egret
DAMN!
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restive inlet
Or did they just do a pit stop
dusky harbor
pit
restive inlet
Hes out again
dusky harbor
out lap now
sinful kiln
Sainz is out?
he is out again.
mossy bramble
Yukiiiiiii
restive inlet
Thought he wouldn't have the fuel for it
atomic egret
waaah
wraith stratus
Ham binned his lap
dusky harbor
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atomic egret
Time for silly buggers
dusky harbor
hes gotta get to the line
wraith stratus
Ham could be out here
mossy bramble
Pretty solid ends from sainz and ham
restive inlet
Piastri too
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Tsunoda and Albono
atomic egret
Still thinking of betting on Perez, Cookie man?
dusky harbor
no
sinful kiln
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1:12:00
atomic egret
1.12.038
Bloody hell, Zhou sped in the pit lane FOUR TIMES in FP3
Stroll missed the bridge
Might be trouble since the mechs attached fans
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Ham only 10th
sinful kiln
something wrong with hamiltons right rear suspension
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Norris whacked the wall
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Broke his suspension on the previous corner
sinful kiln
Ham P11
bono my tyres
atomic egret
Never trust anything he says
atomic egret
There are hobbit holes on that hill!
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Alonso
sinful kiln
Alonso
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Pushing like an animal
trim girder
it used to be good, fuck knows where that blank frame came from gone now tho
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McLaren mechanics have fixed Norris’s car
atomic egret
They deserve a bonus for that
sinful kiln
Ocon P1
atomic egret
Holy shit
sinful kiln
Charles with pruple time
restive inlet
Chair gonna bin it for the Ocon pole
atomic egret
Will Chair bin it?
wraith stratus
Alonso
restive inlet
Was close tho
sinful kiln
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trim girder
someone bin it now 
atomic egret
How close was that to the flag?
sinful kiln
wow
atomic egret
Oh
restive inlet
atomic egret
I thought he was still on warm up
sinful kiln
late agate
He fucking hit the wall
trim girder
gg ocon as well tbh
restive inlet
This Max kid is pretty decent at racing tbh
atomic egret
Well, off to play some Adventure Communist and then sleep! See yas tomorrow
sinful kiln
This Max kid is pretty decent at racing tbh
bit biased of you 
thorn topaz
Apparently there's some questions being raised about the legality of the RB floor. There's some additions underneath which may not be legal.
late seal
thorn topaz
And the Monaco curse strikes again
sinful kiln
https://i.redd.it/i1y5ef5n7e2b1.png maria sharapova is tall
warped cave
late agate
Twitter
tranquil tapir
Leclerc must have upset someone no luck in Monaco
thorn topaz
The Monaco curse is a thing
thorn topaz
classic
finite sun
classic
sinful kiln
wild wigeon
thorn topaz
This is all Binotto's master plan (REAL) RPM is going to have fun with that incident
late agate
dusky harbor
Apparently there's some questions being raised about the legality of the RB floo...
Have seen nothing bout that
atomic egret
Have seen nothing bout that <:LULW:779271863863607367>
Probably only being raised on #TeamLH
dusky harbor
Some bets im thinking tonight
trim girder
oo thats dicey. he's not on pole, and Debris is on track 
sinful kiln
Beganovic 
P2 in F3
dusky harbor
oo thats dicey. he's not on pole, and Debris is on track <:Hmm:81695764923665615...
Go large or go home i reckon, ill add some more later
thorn topaz
F2 time
thorn topaz
And off we go. Let the chaos commence
sinful kiln
a bunch of overtakes in lap1
trim girder
bearman finding overtakes, also Iwasi down to 8th? didnt he start pole?
thorn topaz
Nah, he won the sprint yesterday. Vesti was on Pole
trim girder
ooh
thorn topaz
Impressive stuff from Bearman. Overtake in both the hairpin and chicane
Monaco Curse strikes again
sinful kiln
poor Leclerc 
dusky harbor
wait lechair retired in f2?
thorn topaz
Ya
trim girder
thorn topaz
Brake failure at the chicane. Exactly the same as Charles' first F1 race at Monaco
trim girder
pit exit looks like they drive through a carpark, the amount of race support just parked there
thorn topaz
kek
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DeVries 
sinful kiln
what odds do devries have?
dusky harbor
thorn topaz
Ya, engine went a bit more bang that its supposed to
trim girder
cosplaying last years Ferrari
thorn topaz
O, and a 5 sec to Hauger
sinful kiln
fire 🔥
sinful kiln
oof 
thorn topaz
Poor Pourchaire
sinful kiln
that was close
thorn topaz
That could have been very grim
sinful kiln
sinful kiln
red flag should have been a bit earlier or did they wait for people to pit
trim girder
Malony looking to cheese the rules to get off the Ultras? put on during the SC, only put a lap or two under the SC before the red flag
sinful kiln
some crash earlier on the track
trim girder
he slammed it into the wall near pool, takes out his front wing and damages his rear, then powers on
sinful kiln
trim girder
so if the races restarts, who is going to slip on that corner
trim girder
corners are optional
sinful kiln
green flag
thorn topaz
Solid start from Vesti
sinful kiln
trim girder
rip Martins. drive through
sinful kiln
sinful kiln
wow
thorn topaz
Fucked it
sinful kiln
atomic egret
Fucking hell, I thought I missed another one
trim girder
thorn topaz
Oof. Theo
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Pour also under investigation. Malony going from nowhere to potentially 2nd
thorn topaz
Fuck sake Nissany you twat
Oh, Boschong DNFed
Was wondering why he was in the pits
atomic egret
Wait, what's the story with Aco?
trim girder
pitted early with damage, 18 laps down, team fixed it, allowed back out when the redflag was up
atomic egret
aah
trim girder
Novalak: 5 sec for leaving the track and avoiding a muppet more like
sinful kiln
Vesti 
atomic egret
Looks like porches next
thorn topaz
Good shit Vesti
finite sun
why was f3 and f2 so fucking early
trim girder
allow them time to make the track pristine again for f1 after all the wall tags they do 
sinful kiln
why was f3 and f2 so fucking early
they have f1, f2 ,f3 and porsche today 🙂
thorn topaz
So errm, someone should probably give Martins a proper bollocking for this one
Drive through was rough for him, but he almost murdered a marshal
trim girder
finite sun
finite sun
they have f1, f2 ,f3 and porsche today 🙂
Could easily have shifted it all 30 min to 1 hour
finite sun
Just a different kind of racing
atomic egret
Poorshees time
finite sun
Must be so fucking loud echoing around Monaco
sinful kiln
that start
finite sun
Bumper cars
finite sun
Everyone survived
trim girder
just traffic at the hairpin
thorn topaz
Ah
finite sun
^
thorn topaz
The real question is, will we get another Maldonado v2 incident?
finite sun
Pole sitter had struggled a bit at the start and is now second
finite sun
Multiple cars off
thorn topaz
That front right has seen better days
finite sun
Yup
I was just about to comment about how these cars just gobble up the yellow sausage kerb at the Nouvelle chicane and chaos
sinful kiln
pit the guy
finite sun
oop
trim girder
looks like they waited for Kris to tune in before the chaos started 
finite sun
lmao
thorn topaz
Thanks lads
trim girder
fuck me that replay startled me i was tabbed out for a min
finite sun
sinful kiln
fluid on track
finite sun
Red flag incoming?
finite sun
Bernd must really enjoy this. He can actually take it easy
thorn topaz
Bernd is in for the PSC win. Go on lad
finite sun
Only another two laps
thorn topaz
Ya, reckon this will end under SC
finite sun
Yee
sinful kiln
the race
finite sun
^
atomic egret
Jeeze, so few laps
thorn topaz
Ya, PSC arent that long
trim girder
just King channeling his inner Wide-Alonso for most of the race
finite sun
By slight sprinkle he means 6 cars off in the same lap and then another two 1 car incidents
sinful kiln
SC ending
finite sun
I count that as a Bernd win
thorn topaz
Bernd won
finite sun
Add it to the tally
trim girder
harsh for King, he ran a great race, then Bernd came out and overtook everyone for the win
thorn topaz
Thats just Bernd being a chad
trim girder
he just styled on them, he usually races F1 cars in an AM
finite sun
I really like whoever came up with the idea that the marshals should wave all the flags at the end of a race
trim girder
didnt know Yuki races in PSC also 
sinful kiln
As of 2018, Mayländer had led over 700 laps in Formula One during his career 
trim girder
(smoll racer in pink)
hands driver two trophy's, holds out hand for a handshake
well, i might watch the opening laps of the main race, but otherwise im mostly done. hate that my work hours are close to the same time as most of the race starts
sinful kiln
just call in sick
trim girder
if only, but i know leaving what i normally do to managers, then having to walk into that on my next shift .. nah i'll happily watch the recorded sky program when i get home at midnight
sinful kiln
F1 <t:1685278800:R>
thorn topaz
https://youtu.be/5-UUScLwpb4 O mein
finite sun
Just got to finish the F3 race. What a 200 IQ move by the Hitech rep on the podium 
sinful kiln
https://youtu.be/5-UUScLwpb4 O mein
it was a dry line? 
finite sun
https://youtu.be/5-UUScLwpb4 O mein
Good thing he isn't going to Monaco. Most of the TV guys are in the UK
thorn topaz
I know, its only usually 2 people in the Sky comms box, the rest are at Biggin Hill
Then Ted in the pit lane
dusky harbor
shock its an aussie whose the most chatty on the grid
most celebs arent
ah yes, that looks.... wet
atomic egret
Alonso jamming out
dusky harbor
few safe bets today boys]
first car to retire - either am or ferrari, gasly or debries to retire first, and lechair to win
atomic egret
No chance is Murphy letting Chair win at home
normal hill
Have fun everyone!
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sinful kiln
atomic egret
MUSIC!
late agate
thorn topaz
Well thats odd. Alonso starting on Hards
atomic egret
Did they hire the Ferrari strategists?
dawn siren
no no let him cook
lofty hearth
I made the start
candid pebble
a lot of them start on hard it seems
dawn siren
He takes the hards until rain and gets on the wets
thorn topaz
Zhou starting on softs as the only one
atomic egret
Okay, that confused the hell out of me. They were showing Champ points and I was trying to work out why Perez wasn't 20th
sinful kiln
atomic egret
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
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sinful kiln
that hairpin
atomic egret
Holy shit that trafficx
trim girder
F2 had better traffic at the hairpin
sinful kiln
perez in the pit
candid pebble
those softs have paid off 😄
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Russell incorrect starting position
atomic egret
HA!
late seal
Monaco is so messy
candid pebble
im not sure what Sargent was doing there but i have more questions why Stroll thought he could do anything there lol
warped cave
Albon was almost parked at the hairpin
warped cave
Perez already theoretically made up 13 spots with a pitstop
sinful kiln
wow perez was 7s after stroll. now its just 5s
candid pebble
i hate Monaco
sinful kiln
atomic egret
Bah
lofty hearth
Sounds like it was similar to max's start positioning in Australia, but that's only what I'm being told by the BBC radio team
sinful kiln
i hate Monaco
quali was pretty interesting yesterday
mellow wyvern
quali of monaco is the real race
mellow wyvern
cheeky thunderstorm to spice it up
dusky harbor
Annnd my stream dies, nice kayo
sinful kiln
perez in drs zone for stroll
atomic egret
Mine still going
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Sainz
sinful kiln
lofty hearth
Welp that happened
dusky harbor
atomic egret
Someone got distracted
dusky harbor
Sainz wtf
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And he’s continued
trim girder
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Ferrari 
normal hill
Sainz ffs
thorn topaz
Well thats gonna be a meatball
warped cave
We are checking
thorn topaz
Morons
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Alonso puncture 
sinful kiln
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atomic egret
They need to go build some extra track in the harbour
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KMag
sinful kiln
kmag
atomic egret
Holy shit, an over take
trim girder
time to dip, enjoy the race, imma watch it later when im home.
warped cave
warped cave
Williams not kind on their tires around here
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Hulk
dusky harbor
Yeahh im gonna sleep, im up im 5 hours , tag me if one of my bets get up
thorn topaz
Ferrari
atomic egret
What are they doing to that pit crew?
thorn topaz
Box to overtake Ocon - half a minute later stay out stay out
warped cave
Lmao
thorn topaz
Fucking idiots
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warped cave
Imagine bluffing a pit on lap 21 while on the hards 
atomic egret
Ooh, I saw a spit of water on that camera
lofty hearth
Ferrari being again, shock horror
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Ooh, I saw a spit of water on that camera
rain
lofty hearth
And it's when the radio dies
warped cave
Williams just getting tire data now with sergeant?
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Rain in 45 minutes
sinful kiln
rain class 1 in 45 min
lofty hearth
He we go again
atomic egret
rain class 1 in 45 min <a:hmmYes:700834682995998730>
Didn't that say lap 35?
atomic egret
ffs, Ferrari
warped cave
These fucking morons at Ferrari
severe spruce
Mclaren did say lap 35
warped cave
Didn't that say lap 35?
Ferrari said 45 min, McLaren said lap 35
atomic egret
Thought so
sinful kiln
severe spruce
2 very different times
mellow wyvern
ferrari pit crew fumin
atomic egret
Max caught the snake butt?
dawn siren
looks like it
atomic egret
Time to ouroroborus
sinful kiln
max going to lap perez
warped cave
Pitting this early on hards is such suicide for later on the mediums
warped cave
Traffic
dusky harbor
Max is in mad traffic
sinful kiln
oreos still awake
dusky harbor
Yeah my hayfever keeping me up
thorn topaz
Go on Checo, put him in the wall
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Hamilton box
sinful kiln
for hamilton
warped cave
Perez passee Stroll
atomic egret
ouch
sinful kiln
4.2s for ocon 
atomic egret
Perez gotta give that back
warped cave
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Perez
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Perez 
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Speaking of wings. Nice one Checo
atomic egret
Perez speed running giving danny ric a seat
Go to bed
warped cave
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thorn topaz
Tbf, for a Monaco Race this is good
Absolute carnage and lots of dumbfuckery
Now we just need the rain to start
dawn siren
Wait they pitted sainz for meds this early?
thorn topaz
Yes, and they didnt change his fucked front wing
restive inlet
Stroll
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atomic egret
Your own fault
warped cave
For some reason they havent been meatballed
No loose bits since the end plate flew off
atomic egret
Strole joins the B&W club
Bottle gonna end up winning the Tour de France before his next podium
Lec to Sar:
warped cave
Norris going to hard
late agate
Rain on the straight
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atomic egret
RAAAAAAIN!
dusky harbor
Rain bois
lofty hearth
Chaos
late agate
NOR just pit too Lol
sinful kiln
candid pebble
fucking Mclaren lol
warped cave
Holy traffic
dusky harbor
Oh my god
sinful kiln
bottas and stroll on 
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Alonso in the pits
sinful kiln
alonso box
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sinful kiln
interesting
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mellow wyvern
lovely bit of rain to make monaco a bit more spicy
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Sainz in the wall
dusky harbor
Alonso
normal hill
Sainz you muppet!
warped cave
Alonso switched to
dusky harbor
Has stroll stopped?
wild wigeon
Aston
sinful kiln
atomic egret
Mag still hard
mellow wyvern
if aston had just sent it to inters right away alonso had this
dusky harbor
Kmag wat
thorn topaz
We got the fucking chaos
dusky harbor
Strolls out
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Looks almost full wet tyre conditions down near the hairpin
dawn siren
Stroll LMAO
sinful kiln
poor stroll
dusky harbor
He's retired
atomic egret
No money for Orea
dusky harbor
lads
dawn siren
can lewis pass Ocon
wild wigeon
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KMag still on hards
thorn topaz
dusky harbor
No money for Orea
thorn topaz
Listen Kmag is going full chad
dusky harbor
Made my money back plus lil bit
thorn topaz
Beers on Kiwi
dusky harbor
Almost double money
atomic egret
Dammit, shoulda bet some
sinful kiln
kmag box for full wet
wild wigeon
hass in fuck it mode
atomic egret
What is Haas doing?
thorn topaz
Spice
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KMag in the wall
thorn topaz
atomic egret
Matter of time
sinful kiln
kmag
dusky harbor
warped cave
FAFO
thorn topaz
This race has been great
dusky harbor
This guy was still on hards, wtf
mellow wyvern
gone from snoozefest to banger, all it took was a little help from mother nature
thorn topaz
What a chad
dusky harbor
This race has been great
Monaco is boring btw
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Florida man in the wall
candid pebble
every race gets interesting with rain
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dusky harbor
While true on dry days, add abit of rain
candid pebble
thats not a Monaco feature
sinful kiln
@candid pebble 
missing
warped cave
Perez wets
dusky harbor
I mean, it does make it more spicy then some other tracks tho chrissy
sinful kiln
perez on 
normal hill
This is chaos!
candid pebble
yeah but how often does it actually happen, get rid of this shit track
restive inlet
Perez is just being used to test for Max
atomic egret
Sarge be speedin