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finite sun
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I forgot to watch the F2 feature race yesterday. Im a little sad Alex Brundle is gonna get cancelled because he mentioned Harry Potter sadKEK

west moth
trim girder
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man Mercs porpoising last year obliterated his back, man has no spine Kapp

restive inlet
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Bono my spine is gone

vivid rock
restive inlet
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Welcome to TeamLH Lando Norris!

finite sun
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His reaction oop

sinful kiln
wraith stratus
wild wigeon
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where can i get the same spec copum as massa

restive inlet
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@dusky harbor who you betting on

dusky harbor
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Bruh i dont wanna fuck with toto

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See what he did to the bose headphones

restive inlet
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Yeah I think Toto will fuck Brown up

vivid rock
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id rather brown focused on getting a competent engineering department buy hey ho

dawn siren
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I think Toto would fuck him up tbh

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All he would have to do is practice with Michael Masi's face on a punching bag and it's over.

restive inlet
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TeamLH acting like Massa is the cry baby, yet we will see them complain about 2021 for the rest of Lewis's life

vivid rock
wraith stratus
atomic egret
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Oh, you said Massa. I thought they were still crying on about The Dark Lord

dusky harbor
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Nice rankings LULW

atomic egret
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How do the mental gymnastics of that work?

warped cave
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"They were beating Verstappen until XYZ and performed to the max potential of the car" etc etc

vivid rock
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seen one that had charles in 5th and sargeant bottom

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like huh

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one went out on the first lap and one lasted till the mario kart lap

atomic egret
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FFS, Ferrari. Can't you take a week off with this stuff?

candid pebble
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i mean we knew he had a problem at the end so not surprised

finite sun
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^

restive inlet
warped cave
trim girder
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"i just want to finish" - Chair, "we are checking" - Ferrari kappa

normal hill
warped cave
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Doesn't hurt to try

atomic egret
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At some point Ferrari reveal that the last couple of years have been some elaborate performance art, right?

vivid rock
finite sun
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True

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Totally havent spent 10 minutes trying to find an interesting championship racing this weekend oop

late seal
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I had the same issue but luckily I can enjoy a little bit of drifting too

finite sun
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No luck. Think there is some karting tomorrow, might check it out

atomic egret
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British Superbikes at Silverstone tomorrow

restive inlet
finite sun
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exciting

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Will it rival the white livery they were supposed to use in Japan? Hmmm

vivid rock
atomic egret
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Oooh, there's an F1 Fact Fiend video

restive inlet
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This is just sad

thorn topaz
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Fucking hell

finite sun
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Why are people like this?

restive inlet
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hln.be

Een dezer dagen moet de bijl wel of niet vallen voor het Zuid-Afrikaanse Kyalami. In Francorchamps wachten ze in spanning af. “De bazen van de Formule 1 zijn deze maand nog eens komen kijken en zijn heel tevreden,” duimen de Belgische organisatoren.

vivid rock
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Spa > random shite street track

normal hill
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Spa is one of my favourite circuits. Many drivers like the circuit as well.

vivid rock
sinful kiln
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that samir sound clip is so overused and now its just boring PES2_Shrug

vivid rock
vivid rock
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2003 v 2019

dawn siren
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They are out there driving Hyper cars now instead of F1 cars

vivid rock
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The majority of the size difference is safety features now

finite sun
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F1 cars do be chunky

vivid rock
restive inlet
late agate
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Well I guess that is one way to fill the pool around the track

vivid rock
restive inlet
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Rip Craig Breen, lost his co-driver once in his career due to something going through the windscreen. He met the same fate today Sadge

finite sun
balmy kayak
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how'd that end up over the fence and barriers? D_

finite sun
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No fucking clue but I hope the important people at Portimao figure it faster than quick and fix it

sinful kiln
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we can see some tracks in the gravel on the second picture and the fence is gone. i guess the car hit the tyres and flipped and hit the fence? PES_Think

thorn topaz
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Yeah there is a video posted on Twitter as well

finite sun
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Those guys were not far off

sinful kiln
vivid rock
atomic egret
vivid rock
trim girder
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read this as left to right, still made sense that Maldo went backwards LULW

atomic egret
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Sense is a bit of a stretch

vivid rock
dusky harbor
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God i love rpm

trim girder
late agate
warped cave
vivid rock
vivid rock
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the Scenes when Christian learns that Mclaren and Zak went over

dusky harbor
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Imagine if there is only 4 teams in the cap and one is rb but KEKW

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I'd be funny as fuck if merc was over peepoSmile

dusky harbor
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Rb love using the rb07

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Ive got money on them not using a hybrid powered car

sinful kiln
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how do you know its the rb07? think

dusky harbor
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I dont think redbull has ever ran a hybrid powered car at a promo event KEKW

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I know merc has, even ran w13 at Vegas promo event while rb ran a v8 rb

finite sun
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Makes more sense to run a non hybrid :p

dusky harbor
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Less people, apparently can turn a v8 on with a laptop LULW

finite sun
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Yup

normal hill
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V8’s even play songs with a laptop connected uhsWicked

wild wigeon
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didn't mercedes let Schumacher do a lap of the nordschleife before the 24 hours in the early 2010's

vivid rock
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"The 2024 Formula 1 calendar must look considerably different. Behind the scenes, work is underway to regionalize the list.

The F1 top wants to get rid of illogical combinations such as Baku-Miami and Vegas-Abu Dhabi, also with a view to sustainability goals."

candid pebble
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finally

vivid rock
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unless they plan to have vegas near the start i dont see them moving vegas from november

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vegas is too damn hot even at night in the summer

candid pebble
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im sure its not easy to manage all that but some combinations are ridiculous

sinful kiln
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start with Oceania, asia, europe and Americas? think

restive inlet
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Cant

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Canada would be too late

vivid rock
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it would make sense to have them by region but abu dhabi and bahrain probably pay out like no other to hose the last and first

candid pebble
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i mean yeah Denti, thats definitely stuff they have to keep in mind as well

restive inlet
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Canada GP has a little summer window to be done

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Outside of that the track get too frozen

sinful kiln
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would it be so much later if its in the order i wrote? i mean they could start with that track when its time for the americas? think

restive inlet
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It would be in sept/oct

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By that order

sinful kiln
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yeah think

vivid rock
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texas and miami in the summer hooo boy

restive inlet
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Nah Texas/Miami would be fall

vivid rock
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how is canada around may when we have miami, surely they could do miami then canada then go back for texas vegas in the colder months

restive inlet
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Would mean Brasil season ender

sinful kiln
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they could do the reverse order and start with americas SMILE

restive inlet
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Australia in the summer then

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(remember summer there is winter here)

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But we can start with Aus

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It's not too bad

sinful kiln
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yeah i dont know what is worse . australia during spring/summer or fall/winter

restive inlet
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But remember these split off races aren't too bad as a lot of the non-car gear are shipped in advance with ships

vivid rock
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just looking through the calendar they go to qatar then back to do the rest of the americas just put qatar after vegas atleast ha

restive inlet
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But it's smaller splits (like Denti just wrote)

vivid rock
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the main one is canada in the middle of the europe stages ha

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but im sure they have people far smarter then us to sort it out hahja

restive inlet
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Where else can you go there tho

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In the summer

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In the US

vivid rock
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i would think that switching baku and canada wouldnt be a terrible idea but i have no idea what it is like in april/may in canada

restive inlet
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It would be a very cold race

vivid rock
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also have to remember that liberty probably wont want the us races all close together

restive inlet
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Prob around 6/7C?

vivid rock
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and didnt cota kick up a fuss when they found out that mexico was the race after them

sinful kiln
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why?

vivid rock
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something about the then president of cota whinging because more people would go to mexico and he would lose money

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but this was long before f1 became as popular as it is now in usa

wild wigeon
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and yet when indy had the grand prix it was part of a double header with montreal ( well in its last few years)

finite sun
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Like Chrissy said, finally

restive inlet
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The last time Indy raced in Canada not in june/july was Sept 14 in 1980

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But during summer they wanna be in europe as most of the other seasons is just shit weather

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And even then

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Spa proved that summers here aren't perfect

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Like going to the Netherlands rn for example would be rng fiesta with the rain

thorn topaz
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Dominicalli wants to fuck of Zandvoort and Silverstone lmao

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Both privately owned and he wants more cash out of them to host the GPs. Both have politely told him to fuck off we can't afford to pay more than we already do

trim girder
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return of more Allison tech vids uhsHOLD

finite sun
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I would love to listen to him reading a book

finite sun
vivid rock
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I like how the top reply is surely you can afford $8

dusky harbor
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On subject of calender

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During winter Melbourne is fucking cold, good luck warming tyres up

restive inlet
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F1 send me a mail titled: Audi Masterplan update, but the actual text in the mails is about Alpine???

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Or did they use Audi as email clickbait to have a very tiny section about them

sinful kiln
vivid rock
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Friendship with f1 over super trucks is my new friend

dusky harbor
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Rip, no long a thing in aus LULW

vivid rock
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didnt the guy who set it up get barred from aus

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for doing donuts in a super truck ha

vivid rock
sinful kiln
finite sun
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Doubt this will help his career oop

vivid rock
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no suprise that the French are taking their strikes against the government very seriously

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but ive been very vocal about my despising of monaco such a boring weekend

restive inlet
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Imagine Monaco being cancelled and noone cares KEKW

vivid rock
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im sure the f1 purists would be very vocal haha

atomic egret
atomic egret
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Oh god, I just choked on my drink

vivid rock
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another spine taken by a sausage kerb

restive inlet
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Sausage kerbs are so trash

dusky harbor
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oh man the salty merc fans on dis

mossy bramble
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Tbh both sides are pretty weird the ham fans and ham haters

sinful kiln
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Baku this week meowdy

dawn siren
atomic egret
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WOOOO RAWE CEEEL

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fuck spelling

sinful kiln
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a bunch of races coming up 5 races in 6 weeks peepoSweat

vivid rock
dusky harbor
normal hill
finite sun
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Love that you can play Discord embeds and still listen to music

atomic egret
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Looking forward to my Quali cheesecake

restive inlet
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Fun fact Baku's schedule isn't official yet as there as been no voting on the new sprint format

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🙂

vivid rock
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thats today i read before

sinful kiln
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its also f1 academy this weekend. 😄

late agate
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What

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Oh so the sprint is just quali but for points?

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Introducing... Sprint Saturday ✨

🗓️ All-new weekend format
👀 Saturday's Sprint sessions do not affect the Grand Prix
⏱️ Friday's qualifying sets Sunday's grid
🆕 New Sprint Shootout qualifying session

The first Sprint Saturday is only four days away! 📅

#F1Sprint

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vague coyote
sinful kiln
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why this year only? just beacuse chuck used all his already? susCat

late agate
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Wait I didn't realize it's the sprint shootout and Sprint race

sinful kiln
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only one FP this weekend on friday.

thorn topaz
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Well Baku is going to be a shitshow

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Fucking hell

sinful kiln
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any grid penalties incurred in first practice or qualifying will apply to the race; any grid penalties incurred in the Sprint Shootout will apply to the Sprint; while any grid penalties incurred in the Sprint will apply to the race. interesting

thorn topaz
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Who the fuck thought this was a good idea. Dominicali needs to fuck off with his cooked ideas

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Like. Poor fucking stewards. Its an absolute clusterfuck

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O. It got more spicy

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kek

sinful kiln
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what is it with companies not investigating claims?

wild wigeon
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its not too complicated - main race qually replaces FP2 and sprint has a shorter qually with compulsory compounds

vivid rock
thorn topaz
wild wigeon
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au revoir french toast

sinful kiln
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ferrari TP? nikezS

wild wigeon
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still better than ferarri stratergists

thorn topaz
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You mean future AT strategies Kappa

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Assistant team principal and race director for Scuderia Ferrari
Sounds spicy

dusky harbor
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teams must be sus of RB's suspension LULW

sinful kiln
atomic egret
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TeamLH twitter getting off to an early start

thorn topaz
thorn topaz
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Errm

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what is that wing lmao

sinful kiln
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low downforce rear wing i think tobiiThink

restive inlet
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That is a 0 downforce wing from the games clearly

thorn topaz
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Reckon they've gone a bit too far with that one, but I guess we'll find out

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Like that is literally a 0 downforce wing

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DRS might introduce drag lmao

honest cipher
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so 2 hours 20 till pratice?

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lets go

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only 1 practice session too

sinful kiln
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yeah and quali later uhsHappy

atomic egret
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Only about half an hour to gooo

balmy kayak
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race week

sinful kiln
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music jam

atomic egret
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noooo, not yet!

sinful kiln
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not yet? i heard it on f1tv madge

atomic egret
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No, I was being sad I missed it

sinful kiln
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mclaren with big updates Hmmm

atomic egret
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Kick Kravitz

balmy kayak
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DESKCHAN missed music

atomic egret
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I guess this week it'll be a Sprint cheesecake

sinful kiln
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double cheesecake? think one for qualify later today and one for tomorrow?

atomic egret
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Nah, that'll involve leaving the house to get another cheesecake

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I am hermitted in for the weekend

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Aah, the yearly turn five wall smooches

vivid rock
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stop the count

sinful kiln
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Ham P20 PES_Giggle

atomic egret
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Max's fault.. some how

sinful kiln
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yuki with issues SAD

thorn topaz
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Gasly is on fire

sinful kiln
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gasly is lit 🔥

atomic egret
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reddy

vivid rock
sinful kiln
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kmag having issues Hmmm

restive inlet
vivid rock
sinful kiln
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that color of the smoke Hmmm

vivid rock
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these marshals seem to think looking at the fire will stop it

dusky harbor
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This is unreal KEKW

atomic egret
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wet seat

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The Kmag is behind me, isn't it?

thorn topaz
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Good luck getting that car ready for quali later, if its still on fire KEKW

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Even after they drowned it

restive inlet
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This is why this format is wank

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1 issue and poof gone all the setup time you have

thorn topaz
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lmao Ferrari garage falling apart in the background

restive inlet
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Teams might start delaying upgrades for sprint weekends too

dusky harbor
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sprint weekends suck, change my mind

atomic egret
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r/ThereIFixedIt

vivid rock
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they are trying so hard to make them relevant and its just not happening

thorn topaz
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Ocon out

restive inlet
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Both Alpines will have no setup KEKW

thorn topaz
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Off to a great start

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Oh ffs

vivid rock
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im struggling how they are selling this weekend format as a good thing i dont imagine most teams are happy with only 1 practice session at the weekend they usually bring upgrades

thorn topaz
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Not Damon Hill again

dusky harbor
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whose older, damon hill or old town

vivid rock
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i may or may not stream my f1tv to others in discord and ive told them this year i refuse to use skys commentary

thorn topaz
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Probably Damon Kiwi

restive inlet
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Yall complaining about sky should be happy it isn't the Dutch commentary KEKW

thorn topaz
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Russell P6 without DRS noice

restive inlet
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I just noticed what is de Vries doing up there KEKW

atomic egret
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He got lost

vivid rock
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i love how the tv director insists on doing on boards through the castle despite them losing signal everytime

atomic egret
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gotta get that

restive inlet
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Another chair spin KEKW

sinful kiln
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yellow flag again POGGERS

finite sun
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Damn I'm missing a bunch of stuff

restive inlet
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Man Piastri really showing how much talent he has peepoGiggles

atomic egret
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bit late for a VSC

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Oh

trim girder
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i'll try and catch a replay later ive been Bedge seems an interesting Prac PepeLa

sinful kiln
sinful kiln
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music jam

atomic egret
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MUSIC

late agate
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Damn Gasly out?

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Didn't think they would be able to get it ready in time

atomic egret
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It had burnt through in spots

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Poor Mr Moon

sinful kiln
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albon P1 uhsHappy

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zhou Monkas

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debris in the wall

atomic egret
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bumbum

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redded

balmy kayak
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FeelsLateMan quali this early wtf

candid pebble
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tomorrow is sprint day

sinful kiln
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dont forget about the new sprint shootout tomorrow before the sprint HAPPERS

balmy kayak
candid pebble
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today is the quali for the race on sunday, tomorrow there is a quali for the sprint race

warped cave
sinful kiln
atomic egret
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FFS

dawn siren
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Gasly in the wall

atomic egret
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This is chaos

sinful kiln
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haha

trim girder
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Baku walls

sinful kiln
atomic egret
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Nother red

dusky harbor
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The fuck am i watchinf?

candid pebble
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the break was too long, they all cant drive anymore

trim girder
balmy kayak
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ddHuh everyone spinning or tagging barriers

sinful kiln
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F2 had a way better qualify uhsSip

normal hill
atomic egret
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Yellow already?

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green

balmy kayak
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ddHuh i saw it too

atomic egret
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how long to next red?

sinful kiln
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Florida man in Q2 pauseFR

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kmag having issues? think

atomic egret
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Come on, Bottle

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Here come the slow buggers game

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Yay Bottle

sinful kiln
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Florida man in Q2 HAPPERS

atomic egret
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FFS.. What is it with me and my inability to set alarms?! My alarm for Quali just went off

sinful kiln
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alonso with purple times chadalonso

restive inlet
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Russell oop

finite sun
atomic egret
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haha Toto

restive inlet
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wow

sinful kiln
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charles same time monakS

thorn topaz
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That is a rare thing that you set the exact same time

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Impressive

warped cave
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Dayum

dusky harbor
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lechair pole? Hmm

sinful kiln
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wow

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good job charles peepoClap

atomic egret
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Now how does the car shit itself this time?

dawn siren
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Engine gonna blow

normal hill
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Still time to stab me in the heart this weekend uhsKEKW

dusky harbor
atomic egret
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Stroll and Piestry exact same time too

trim girder
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time for chair to shit it into a baku wall.

normal hill
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He almost did in the pole lap uhsKEKW

trim girder
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thats it for today right? just the sprint bullshit tomorrow, then race sunday

atomic egret
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yesh

sinful kiln
thorn topaz
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Fun fact
Oli Bearman in an F2 car would have qualified P18 in the F1 quali

atomic egret
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Yay, cheesecake day!

wraith stratus
sinful kiln
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music JAM

thorn topaz
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Can't wait for Ferrari to somehow fuck it up today and send Charles out on hards in Q1

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track temp 48C apparently KEKW This is going to be spicy

sinful kiln
wraith stratus
thorn topaz
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They fucking ruined the music, how dare thee

sinful kiln
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you made a tweet about it?

thorn topaz
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No

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O. Inb4 Lando and Yuki in SQ3 on inters

wraith stratus
trim girder
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but Lando doesnt know what inters are kappa

thorn topaz
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Full wets it is

wraith stratus
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Why not, just have their own mini shootout for p9 LULW

trim girder
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would be fitting. full wet track, refuses to use wet tyres, hot dry track, uses full wets KEKW

sinful kiln
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yellow flag already curvyeSUFFER

thorn topaz
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Piastri might have fucked it

sinful kiln
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Florida man P1 Pog

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kmag susCat

wraith stratus
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Le Chair SPEEDERS

trim girder
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so, who is going to kiss the baku walls 1st PepeNote

wraith stratus
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Probably a Ferrari yep

thorn topaz
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Debris found out how not to hit the barriers at T3

sinful kiln
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Stroll P3 Pog

wraith stratus
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Williams SPEEDERS

thorn topaz
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Okay Albon

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And Florida Man

sinful kiln
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great to see williams up there HAPPERS

wraith stratus
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Gasly out again LULW

thorn topaz
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Mr Moon must be mad KEKW

sinful kiln
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max SPEEDERS

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chuck SPEEDERS

wraith stratus
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Florida man in the wall

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Red flag

sinful kiln
wraith stratus
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End of session

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Still rolling down the hill LULW

sinful kiln
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ferrari Madcat

thorn topaz
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He divebombed the wall and is blaming Ferrari KEKW

trim girder
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the sound of the grinding coming through th mics KEKW

wraith stratus
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Ferraris can’t just disappear Florida man LULW

thorn topaz
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I'm sure his mechanics will love the replay of that grinding

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And Race Control will love that he didnt just stop, but kept on rolling down the hill

atomic egret
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oh ffs

trim girder
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oh welcome Kao PepeLa

thorn topaz
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NOOOOOOOO OMEGALUL

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Oh, morning Kao

atomic egret
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How much have i missed?

sinful kiln
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SQ1

thorn topaz
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Florida Man fucked it into a wall

wraith stratus
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Just the 1st session

thorn topaz
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Not too much else

trim girder
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Williams flying .... into walls.

wraith stratus
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Tsunoda feelsRage

atomic egret
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What does the first session even mean? Just the same as Q1?

thorn topaz
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Ya

sinful kiln
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thorn topaz
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Yuki might get in trouble. He kept his foot in kek

atomic egret
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Leave me alonew

dusky harbor
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holy fuck johan KEKW

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im dead

thorn topaz
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Jesus christ Johan OMEGALUL

wraith stratus
atomic egret
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Got distracted by ordering dinner

thorn topaz
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lmao, Alonso's DRS is still fucked

atomic egret
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Strolls getting annoyed that the new boy is doing so well

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Mmm, pork dumplings

trim girder
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feck gotta go out and sort something, going to miss the rest, but i should be back for the sprint chaos later on DESKCHAN

atomic egret
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Fuck off with that shirt

dusky harbor
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ham fans still crying i see

sinful kiln
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it will never go away

dusky harbor
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PepeLa ferrari fans getting hope

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oh no

thorn topaz
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kek, Gasly essentially might have caught fire again

dusky harbor
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ya lying

wraith stratus
atomic egret
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You got any bets on yet?

dusky harbor
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not today

sinful kiln
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yellow flag again susCat

dusky harbor
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tomorrow i will

atomic egret
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I am addicted to this pad thai

thorn topaz
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kek Hamilton stopped on track

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Hence the last yellow

atomic egret
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another one

sinful kiln
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Stroll P7 Pog

dusky harbor
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mclaren KEKW

vivid rock
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will norris be on his wets ha

sinful kiln
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it will be interesting

thorn topaz
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Go on Lando, take the inters

dusky harbor
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think you could scrub them in a few laps tho? LULW

wraith stratus
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If he wears them down fast enough they will become slicks

dusky harbor
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yeah but in what like 6 mins?

wraith stratus
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Yeah not going to do it in 6 mins LULW

sinful kiln
#

Lando on inters PES2_Pray

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lando is not on track sadCat

wraith stratus
#

Perez SPEEDERS

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Le chair SPEEDERS

dusky harbor
#

ferrari with that one lap speed doe

sinful kiln
#

splipstream train? Pause

wraith stratus
#

Le chair in the wall omegalul

thorn topaz
#

LOL

dawn siren
sinful kiln
dusky harbor
atomic egret
#

Oh, Chair

wraith stratus
#

Still gets pole though EZ

normal hill
#

CHUCK FFS

vivid rock
#

clearly a tactical crash by chucky despite both his rivals being slower ha

wraith stratus
sinful kiln
#

only front wing? PES_Think

normal hill
#

Weight Reduction Kit installed successfully

atomic egret
#

Okay... Website says 23.30.. that means set it for 11:20. Do it properly this time, idjit!

sinful kiln
wraith stratus
#

I mean, you should set it for 2320 not 1120 Kappa

atomic egret
#

My phone isn't 24h time

sinful kiln
#

change it SMILE

wraith stratus
atomic egret
#

nay

vivid rock
#

the sprint pre and post shows are longer then the actual sprint race ha

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an hours worth of nonsense talking for a half hour "race"

thorn topaz
dawn siren
#

when is sprint?

#

ahh nvm I see it

thorn topaz
#

F2 sprint starting

sinful kiln
#

ohh

#

that start

thorn topaz
#

Ayy, Baku extended their contract through 2026

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And F2 is fucking chaos

finite sun
#

How the fuck did no one end up in the wall?

sinful kiln
#

it was close

thorn topaz
#

It was very close multiple times

finite sun
#

Yuh. Hats off to them for not binning it

#

Maloney?

thorn topaz
#

Oh

finite sun
#

Ah he was the one with the puncture

sinful kiln
#

super soft Pog

thorn topaz
#

F

finite sun
#

Fucked the steering?

thorn topaz
#

Oh, Maloney might have fucked it into him

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lmao and now hes retiring

finite sun
#

That is exactly what I thought happened to Boschung

thorn topaz
#

I love how they try to swap to onboards all the time in the castle section despite them knowing it always cuts out

finite sun
#

It is what it is

thorn topaz
#

Yeah, just a bit silly

finite sun
#

"This is probably one of the only sections of race track where the walls are more valuable than the cars" lmao

thorn topaz
#

Not wrong. You wont become very popular if you destroy a UNESCO world heritage site

finite sun
#

Most likely not

thorn topaz
#

Certain people will be rather angry

atomic egret
#

aww, Boschung already out?

finite sun
#

Yup

finite sun
#

Hit the inside wall at T8?

trim girder
#

back, any walls hit in sq2/3?

thorn topaz
#

Sharl binned it into a wall on the final lap of SQ3 but kept going and took P1

atomic egret
#

Yep, no one completed SQ3

thorn topaz
#

I still reckon Lando should of gone out on inters KEKW

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Welp, thats Iwasa out

#

Or tape the DRS flap down like they did on half of Yuki's

atomic egret
#

how do you get 4 laps down?

thorn topaz
#

Didnt he retire?

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How is he out again?

#

Maloney pls

trim girder
#

only +3 now. mans on a charge Pog

thorn topaz
finite sun
#

Nissany fucked it

thorn topaz
finite sun
#

Not wrong lol

thorn topaz
#

Was only a matter of time

finite sun
#

Surely this ends behind the SC if they dont red flag it

thorn topaz
#

Hes improving though. Lasted until lap 15 before he fucked it into a wall this time

finite sun
#

Race control is sleeping

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Or a long lunch in the words of Alex Jacques

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Nice dodging from everyone behind him

thorn topaz
#

kek, the SQ pole award is quite something

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Thats it

finite sun
#

wow

#

On the topic of worthless awards

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What is deal with the winner getting a little medal? Is the trophy not enough?

atomic egret
#

Uh oh.. Lapped cars overtaking. #teamLH twitter countdown starting..

thorn topaz
#

Oh, Maloney retired again

#

Impressive

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Dont worry Kao they've been on one today already

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They were malding profusely that Jorj got P4

sinful kiln
#

crash POGGERS

atomic egret
#

oof

finite sun
#

Thank you, Halo

thorn topaz
#

Fucking hell thats a grim one

sinful kiln
#

three cars?

finite sun
#

Two? Another two going deep to dodge?

atomic egret
#

THe Alpine in the air

sinful kiln
#

four cars

atomic egret
#

Holy shit, only 11 finishers

thorn topaz
#

Make that 5

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Jesus christ

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Oh, thats a toasty brake

sinful kiln
#

5 uhsS

finite sun
#

bwoah

thorn topaz
#

Fucking hell that Daruvala POV

trim girder
#

jesus that lock

atomic egret
#

It's almost like multiple magics left on

thorn topaz
#

Thank you Halo

finite sun
#

Add it to the list

thorn topaz
#

Ah yes, Leclerc following the family tradition

finite sun
sinful kiln
#

hahaha

dusky harbor
#

Wait is F2 chaos?

thorn topaz
#

lmfao

sinful kiln
#

"calm down and focos on your job" nikezGiggle

thorn topaz
#

5 cars just crashed out in T1 Kiwi

dusky harbor
thorn topaz
#

One ended up on the top of another

atomic egret
#

With the Aussie doing a spinny

dusky harbor
#

How many cars are left(

thorn topaz
#

11

#

kek

dusky harbor
thorn topaz
#

But hey, Nissany waited until lap 15 before he fucked it into a wall

#

Mans improving

atomic egret
#

Kids these days, wanting red flags over every little thing!

thorn topaz
#

Florida Man is out of the Sprint

#

Couldnt fix his car in time

atomic egret
#

Did it just start pissing down?

thorn topaz
#

No?

atomic egret
#

For me I mean

#

Yep

#

Time to grab a pre-cheesecake shower

#

Just got the shit scared out of me by thunder

dusky harbor
#

Kao is from newy? KEKW

finite sun
#

Time for 6h of Spa until F1

atomic egret
#

Not originally, but the last year, yes

finite sun
#

There is so many big races this weekend, F1(+F2), WEC, Moto GP, NASCAR, I think I heard another one as well, F1 Academy although they are dumb af and arent showing it anywhere

atomic egret
#

Well, that F2 sprint at least gives Chair a better chance. Cause it isn't a RAWE CEEK without a Leclerc in the wall

trim girder
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restive inlet
#

That's super old news no?

vivid rock
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last year i think

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according to reddit comments RocketPoweredMohawks patreon is worth the 3 quid for the uncut longer videos

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and his podcast

atomic egret
#

Ow gawd, I almost did the splits and dislocated my hip getting into the shower.

vivid rock
#

RB would have done that 3 seconds faster wesmart

atomic egret
#

Forgot the sound

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Checo is a great mime

sinful kiln
#

music JAM

atomic egret
#

Yay, I got the time teller machine to work right!

#

Ad here

sinful kiln
#

wow @atomic egret is here on time uhsHappy

wraith stratus
atomic egret
#

Don't make fun of meeee hiroCry

#

MUSIC

sinful kiln
#

music again JAM

wraith stratus
#

Actually on time Pog

atomic egret
#

What was that fart noise, Sky?!

sinful kiln
wraith stratus
#

Let the chaos begin

balmy kayak
atomic egret
#

How many make it to the checky?

wraith stratus
#

12

atomic egret
#

OH SHIT! MY CHEESECAKE!

thorn topaz
#

Nice Kao KEKW

#

This weekend is cursed. Kdog woke up on time for Sprint, but Kao forgot the cheesecake

wraith stratus
#

Share the cheesecake out peepoEatpopcorn

dusky harbor
#

who wins btw

thorn topaz
#

Latifi

dusky harbor
sinful kiln
wraith stratus
#

Goatifi NODDERS

sinful kiln
#

florida man in top 15 SMILE

atomic egret
#

nomnomnom

sinful kiln
#

öhh? he is not part of williams anymore? nikezSus

thorn topaz
#

Was about to say, they did him dirty

atomic egret
#

mmm... kabab

thorn topaz
#

Just because hes been withdrawn

trim girder
#

with the lean he left in the car sky trying to find an Eastside Balla gang logo

atomic egret
#

Did he say Mike Rack?

sinful kiln
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
#

NOOO no florida man in the race sadCat

finite sun
atomic egret
#

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

sinful kiln
#

russell susCat

finite sun
atomic egret
#

that was close

#

holy

thorn topaz
#

Good shit Jorj

wraith stratus
#

Tyre loose

sinful kiln
#

max Madcat

wraith stratus
#

Tsunoda

thorn topaz
#

Max shut up

atomic egret
#

wtf

sinful kiln
#

yuki Hmm

atomic egret
#

Same tyre

finite sun
#

Hit the wall somewhere

wraith stratus
#

VSC

#

Did a grosjean KEKW

finite sun
#

Just didnt turn in

#

Suspenion fucked

late seal
#

Why did they let him go back with that car lol

wraith stratus
#

Tsunodas car is fucked

thorn topaz
#

Fuck sake

#

What the fuck are they doing at AlphaTauri?

wraith stratus
#

Fuck knows this weekend KEKW

sinful kiln
#

F1 drift SMILE

dusky harbor
#

yuki rn

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finite sun
#

Preparing for the ex Ferrari employee as their new TP oop

thorn topaz
#

Jesus christ

restive inlet
#

????????????????

wraith stratus
#

Full SC now

restive inlet
#

18 years to wait on SC

#

Why even bother with the sprint

finite sun
#

RC has been asleep today tbh

restive inlet
#

Just call it off now

#

VSC into SC

dusky harbor
#

KEKW dont even red flag it btw

#

sprints are dumb

trim girder
#

"Sprint" race.. crawling around behind a SC

thorn topaz
#

What the fuck is this

#

Shut the fuck up Max

finite sun
#

WAYTOODANK

dawn siren
#

LMAO

wraith stratus
#

Chaos elmoFire

dawn siren
#

he's starting to sound a lot like another championship driver

trim girder
#

Max complaining like a true WDC classic

sinful kiln
#

why did george do this to max?! Madcat

late seal
#

This is going to be a shitshow

wraith stratus
finite sun
#

Yup

dawn siren
#

yerp

wraith stratus
#

SC in this lap

#

Le chair reporting problems, what a suprise KEKW

trim girder
#

wheel 45deg out - Yep looks fine, release him

dawn siren
sinful kiln
#

cut Hmmm

restive inlet
#

Get the marshmallows ready

dusky harbor
#

engine cut?

#

uhoh

wraith stratus
#

Ferrari clown

dusky harbor
#

ferrari doing ferrari things

vivid rock
#

checo channeling his inner kimi

restive inlet
#

Merc straight speed

sinful kiln
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
#

stroll gained a place Pog

dusky harbor
#

merc OMEGALUL

dawn siren
#

how is a car with no sidepods have the most drag? I don't understand it lmao

dusky harbor
#

my guess, dirty air onto the rear wheels

atomic egret
#

chez kek never lasts long enough

restive inlet
#

Lewis was clocked 4 KM/H faster with DRS than Max without DRS

#

In clean air

dusky harbor
#

well, just merc things KEKW

sinful kiln
dusky harbor
#

if lechair doesnt break drs, hes fooked

wraith stratus
#

He’s driving a Ferrari, he’s fucked anyways LULW

late seal
#

Welp

wraith stratus
#

And there we go

#

Normal service resumed

atomic egret
#

I mean it's Chair. He's gonna fuck it somehow

dusky harbor
#

lechair p3?

finite sun
#

They are still on about it

atomic egret
#

So much passive aggressiveness

vivid rock
#

ive missed max's xbox mic

wraith stratus
sinful kiln
#

the best PES_Giggle

wraith stratus
#

Pasta overtaking Norris

restive inlet
#

Great decision on the softs by MCL

dawn siren
#

just wait until max passes Lechair while bot of them have DRS into turn 1

restive inlet
dusky harbor
#

this is how tomorrow is gonna go isnt it?

restive inlet
#

Norris is so fucking slow

#

Max gained 2 tenths on the straight

#

crazy

atomic egret
#

Chair out of DRS

#

Oh wait, back in

sinful kiln
#

norris P13 now

balmy kayak
#

lando going backwards KEKW

restive inlet
#

Softs dead prob

thorn topaz
#

Yeah MCL fucked it when they sent Lando out on Softs

restive inlet
#

It's warm

atomic egret
#

No DRS for Chair, DRS for Macs

balmy kayak
#

s stands for slow in a mclaren

wraith stratus
#

Norris pits oop

restive inlet
#

Ocon soft's are newer as he pitted under VSC

#

But idk why Bottas/Norris went out on softs

atomic egret
#

Ever feel like a tear off, blowing in the wind?

sinful kiln
#

Stroll Pog

atomic egret
#

Wait, when did you change your avatar?

dusky harbor
#

dont think max will get past lechair

late seal
#

Is that a new livery for Haas? It looks sick

sinful kiln
restive inlet
#

Perez picked up the pace

#

Guess Max's damage is pretty bad

#

Because hes no where close to Perez's pace

atomic egret
#

Ooh, I like that they added the gears/revs graphics

dawn siren
#

2 tenths without drs lmao

wraith stratus
#

Perez EZ Clap

dusky harbor
#

i reckon, max had damage, he'll get lechair tomorrow

wraith stratus
#

Yeah Horner just confirmed on the radio, he had damage

trim girder
#

Jorge: imma do it again evilKEK

atomic egret
#

holy

sinful kiln
thorn topaz
#

Okay thats a pretty big hole

wraith stratus
#

Damn KEKW

sinful kiln
wraith stratus
#

Yeah he should be a lot faster tomorrow LULW

sinful kiln
#

haha

atomic egret
#

wowzers

#

"Not personal mate"

sinful kiln
#

"dick head" - max

vivid rock
#

"just a small tap"

thorn topaz
#

What a cunt

late seal
#

One of the brazilian commentators said that Max needs to stop crying uhsKEKW

atomic egret
#

They got those engraved quick

sinful kiln
thorn topaz
#

George literally walked up to him to apologise. He probably gave him all the space he could lmao

#

Oh ffs, he keeps on crying

wraith stratus
late seal
#

He is sounding a lot like Alonso oop

wraith stratus
#

To be fair to George he was alongside him and he can’t disappear LULW

late seal
#

Nah, let Norris take care of that

dawn siren
#

I mean max kinda put himself in that position to begin with. His shit start is what allowed George to even be that close in the first place.

dawn siren
#

lmao

wraith stratus
#

George "if we took the full rear wing off to save weight down the straights, red bull would still be faster than us" OMEGALUL

restive inlet
#

Guess he did find the solution tho, make a hole in their sidepod

wraith stratus
#

true LULW

sinful kiln
#

will max be mad at geroge the whole season or will he get over it after baku? PES_Think

dusky harbor
#

holy fuck thats a hole

atomic egret
#

5000 Euro fine for AT

#

And George is saying he is racing according to Go-Karting rules

vivid rock
restive inlet
vivid rock
#

Ted Kravitz said max wants to know if what george did is allowed because if so it will change the way hes going to drive because you cant get in trouble for it ha

#

and to be fair he has a point ha

restive inlet
#

I mean IMO there was the space, but Russell locked up and went into Max, feels like an awkward situation to deal with

#

But I guess you gotta look back, does locking up mean that you should get away with contact?

tawdry loom
#

kinda grey area

#

It depends if you consider locking up on the driver I guess

thorn topaz
#

Damon Hill went nuclear on Max as well KEKW

#

Called Max a sulker, bad loser and we might as well hand him the Championship now then and forget the rest of the season

wraith stratus
#

the end of the day it was just a racing incident. there was space for George to overtake on the inside, he took it and got alongside max and ended locking up with no where to go. George cant magically disappear and max had no room to move over further on the outside, it happens sometimes GWcmeisterPeepoShrug

thorn topaz
#

Max does that stuff all the time, hardly a new thing lol. Hes just bitching about it way too much. Sure its gotta be frustrating, but shit happens and it is Baku

wraith stratus
#

exactly NODDERS

finite sun
candid pebble
#

he is very competitive, stuff gets to him easily

vivid rock
#

Damon Hill can kindly yet firmly Fuck off

candid pebble
#

if they want sprint races, they should get rid of a couple races in the calender

late agate
#

I feel like the sprints made more sense when they determined something for the race, now they just feel kinda pointless

sinful kiln
warped cave
sinful kiln
#

F2 feature race about to start uhsHOLD

thorn topaz
normal hill
dusky harbor
#

reminder race is on in an hour and a half

#

@atomic egret KEKW

trim girder
#

oh forgot this was a midday race. i get to actually watch it all POGGA

dusky harbor
#

ye 9pm race here

#

so f1 into man united game hypeE

trim girder
#

f1 into Man united loss kappa

sinful kiln
dawn siren
#

Nah he just likes to watch slow motion train wrecks GOTTEM

dusky harbor
dawn siren
#

Merc fan the past 2 years, we had it good before that.

warped cave
#

Nothing slowmo about the wreck that is Chelsea this season

dawn siren
#

ready for our 4th manager this season

sinful kiln
#

4th manager? starting to feel its the players and not the manager lulWut

dawn siren
#

when you can't score goals it doesn't matter who the manager is.

restive inlet
sinful kiln
#

aaron, excited for the f1 race?

dawn siren
#

don't even remember who's on pole

thorn topaz
#

Sharl is on pole

dawn siren
#

ahh can't wait to see how he bottles it

sinful kiln
#

russell going to take out piastri in the first turns? PES_Think

thorn topaz
#

Princess George as Max would say KEKW

sinful kiln
#

why didn't they do it? it would have been great DESKCHAN

vivid rock
#

did they though or are motorsport.com taking a tweet out of context for clicks

dawn siren
#

who wins? Max by 10?

warped cave
#

The time depends on the amount of red flags/safety cars

dawn siren
#

true

atomic egret
#

oops

#

Alongso still having DRS issues?

thorn topaz
#

Nah Aston got permission by FIA to change some bits under Parc Fermé

#

Damon is brave. Stood next to Max's car
Jos will be swinging shortly

dusky harbor
#

ah yes baku 2018

thorn topaz
#

If Jos isnt in King's Lynn looking for George's mom

dusky harbor
#

the fuckin colour change

#

nani?

thorn topaz
#

Hang on, I thought Sulayem wasn't going to races anymore

dusky harbor
#

is this their national anthem?

thorn topaz
#

Yes

dusky harbor
#

sounds like a bond villain's entrance theme

atomic egret
#

Frowny Alonso

normal hill
#

What bets do you have for today cookie?

dawn siren
#

Hmmm yes what bets

dusky harbor
#

ahh uno momento

atomic egret
#

Did you forget?

dusky harbor
#

yeah and sportsbet have no markets up for driver retirements

#

so im gonna go on two byo bets

#
  1. both ferraris to dnf and 2. both rbs to dnf
thorn topaz
#

kek

#

Dont forget AT

#

Absolute shambles that team this weekend

#

That would be good chaos

wraith stratus
normal hill
#

That would be fun, but no fun allowed in F1

sinful kiln
#

music JAM

atomic egret
#

MUSIC

dusky harbor
#

okay got 4 seperate bets

#
  1. both rbs retire 2. both ferraris to retire 3. both haas drivers to retire and 4. both alpines to retire
#

reminder these arent first retirements

vivid rock
#

hey yo discord has inbuilt soundboard now and formuladank delivers

normal hill
#

First two uhsCopium

atomic egret
#

I gots some cheesy popcorns

finite sun
#

"TOTO NO MIKEY" ???? He said "No Michael"

#

I am expecting Verstrapon to torpedo Chuck Lechair in the first corner

trim girder
#

i just want someone to punch another hole into max's sidepod PepeLa

thorn topaz
#

Go on Latte Boy

#

Have at it again

finite sun
#

Just doenst brake at all in hopes of hitting Max

atomic egret
#

Borrow someone else's brakes

balmy kayak
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
trim girder
sinful kiln
finite sun
#

Ive finished my breakfast before it even started ):

thorn topaz
#

Its lights out and away we go hypeE

atomic egret
#

⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

finite sun
#

Disappointed in Max

lofty hearth
#

I made the start SnowV

sinful kiln
#

@lofty hearth good job 😄

finite sun
#

Welcome to the chaos(hopefully)!

atomic egret
#

alreadyh?!

thorn topaz
#

Oh dear

finite sun
#

Think it was for the debris

atomic egret
#

clear

thorn topaz
#

Ya

atomic egret
#

Time to get my chopsticks for my popcorn

thorn topaz
#

Ah damage to Kmag

#

hmm ERS was clipping on the RB

#

Thats a new one

dusky harbor
#

clipping?

vivid rock
#

picture in picutre

#

f1 is learning

restive inlet
#

This has been

#

the whole season

#

already

#

lmao

#

the picture in picture

vivid rock
#

i have somehow missed it haha

wraith stratus
#

And there goes max KEKW

dusky harbor
#

LOL

finite sun
#

Disgusting how fast the RB is with DRS

restive inlet
#

Casual 40 km/h faster