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man Mercs porpoising last year obliterated his back, man has no spine 
Bono my spine is gone
His reaction 


where can i get the same spec copum as massa

@dusky harbor who you betting on
Yeah I think Toto will fuck Brown up
I think Toto would fuck him up tbh
All he would have to do is practice with Michael Masi's face on a punching bag and it's over.
TeamLH acting like Massa is the cry baby, yet we will see them complain about 2021 for the rest of Lewis's life



Oh, you said Massa. I thought they were still crying on about The Dark Lord
Nice rankings 
How do the mental gymnastics of that work?
"They were beating Verstappen until XYZ and performed to the max potential of the car" etc etc
seen one that had charles in 5th and sargeant bottom
like huh
one went out on the first lap and one lasted till the mario kart lap
FFS, Ferrari. Can't you take a week off with this stuff?
Checking Hulkenbergs car after the Melbourne race Haas detected an MGU-K failure. Might be a concern for all Ferrari cars.
AMuS (in German): https://t.co/nGhhvwxMzd./formel-1/nico-hulkenberg-gp-australien-alarm-albon-technik-problem/
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i mean we knew he had a problem at the end so not surprised
^


"i just want to finish" - Chair, "we are checking" - Ferrari 
Doesn't hurt to try
At some point Ferrari reveal that the last couple of years have been some elaborate performance art, right?
True
Totally havent spent 10 minutes trying to find an interesting championship racing this weekend 
I had the same issue but luckily I can enjoy a little bit of drifting too
No luck. Think there is some karting tomorrow, might check it out
Glad I'm not the only one. But fuck Jos
British Superbikes at Silverstone tomorrow
Oooh, there's an F1 Fact Fiend video
Fucking hell
Why are people like this?

Spa > random shite street track
Spa is one of my favourite circuits. Many drivers like the circuit as well.
that samir sound clip is so overused and now its just boring 
https://youtu.be/4Ew7Tzbs7GQ lewis actually doing f1 videos
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2003 v 2019
They are out there driving Hyper cars now instead of F1 cars
The majority of the size difference is safety features now
F1 cars do be chunky
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Well I guess that is one way to fill the pool around the track
Non f1 real quick https://twitter.com/HMSGOfficial/status/1646501710574104577
Rip Craig Breen, lost his co-driver once in his career due to something going through the windscreen. He met the same fate today 
https://twitter.com/petete3mil/status/1646839917643694082?s=20 Thank fuck no one was there
how'd that end up over the fence and barriers? 
No fucking clue but I hope the important people at Portimao figure it faster than quick and fix it
we can see some tracks in the gravel on the second picture and the fence is gone. i guess the car hit the tyres and flipped and hit the fence? 
Yeah there is a video posted on Twitter as well
https://twitter.com/SportMotoresCom/status/1646877862614409216 He was fucken zooming
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https://twitter.com/OneManShowz/status/1646889544501821440?s=20 No wonder he was zooming
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Those guys were not far off
Maybe instead of F1, should just make the forum Motorsports?
read this as left to right, still made sense that Maldo went backwards 
Sense is a bit of a stretch
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Ferrari's petition for a right of review into the Carlos Sainz penalty in Australia is dismissed. Stewards deemed there was no significant and relevant new element #F1

the Scenes when Christian learns that Mclaren and Zak went over
Imagine if there is only 4 teams in the cap and one is rb but 
I'd be funny as fuck if merc was over 
Daniel Ricciardo is set to tackle the famous Nordschleife circuit in a Red Bull F1 car 👀
#F1
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Rb love using the rb07
Ive got money on them not using a hybrid powered car
how do you know its the rb07? 
I dont think redbull has ever ran a hybrid powered car at a promo event 
I know merc has, even ran w13 at Vegas promo event while rb ran a v8 rb
Makes more sense to run a non hybrid :p
Less people, apparently can turn a v8 on with a laptop 
Yup
V8’s even play songs with a laptop connected 
didn't mercedes let Schumacher do a lap of the nordschleife before the 24 hours in the early 2010's
De Formule 1-kalender van 2024 moet er flink anders uit gaan zien. Achter de schermen wordt gewerkt aan het regionaliseren van de lijst.
F1-top wil af van onlogische combinaties als Baku-Miami en Vegas-Abu Dhabi, ook met oog op duurzaamheidsdoelen. ⬇️
"The 2024 Formula 1 calendar must look considerably different. Behind the scenes, work is underway to regionalize the list.
The F1 top wants to get rid of illogical combinations such as Baku-Miami and Vegas-Abu Dhabi, also with a view to sustainability goals."
finally
unless they plan to have vegas near the start i dont see them moving vegas from november
vegas is too damn hot even at night in the summer
im sure its not easy to manage all that but some combinations are ridiculous
start with Oceania, asia, europe and Americas? 
it would make sense to have them by region but abu dhabi and bahrain probably pay out like no other to hose the last and first
i mean yeah Denti, thats definitely stuff they have to keep in mind as well
Canada GP has a little summer window to be done
Outside of that the track get too frozen
would it be so much later if its in the order i wrote? i mean they could start with that track when its time for the americas? 
yeah 
texas and miami in the summer hooo boy
Nah Texas/Miami would be fall
how is canada around may when we have miami, surely they could do miami then canada then go back for texas vegas in the colder months
Would mean Brasil season ender
they could do the reverse order and start with americas 
Australia in the summer then

(remember summer there is winter here)
But we can start with Aus
It's not too bad
yeah i dont know what is worse . australia during spring/summer or fall/winter
But remember these split off races aren't too bad as a lot of the non-car gear are shipped in advance with ships
just looking through the calendar they go to qatar then back to do the rest of the americas just put qatar after vegas atleast ha
But it's smaller splits (like Denti just wrote)
the main one is canada in the middle of the europe stages ha
but im sure they have people far smarter then us to sort it out hahja
i would think that switching baku and canada wouldnt be a terrible idea but i have no idea what it is like in april/may in canada
It would be a very cold race
also have to remember that liberty probably wont want the us races all close together
Prob around 6/7C?
and didnt cota kick up a fuss when they found out that mexico was the race after them
why?
something about the then president of cota whinging because more people would go to mexico and he would lose money
but this was long before f1 became as popular as it is now in usa
and yet when indy had the grand prix it was part of a double header with montreal ( well in its last few years)
Like Chrissy said, finally
In June/July yeah
The last time Indy raced in Canada not in june/july was Sept 14 in 1980
But during summer they wanna be in europe as most of the other seasons is just shit weather

And even then
Spa proved that summers here aren't perfect
Like going to the Netherlands rn for example would be rng fiesta with the rain

Dominicalli wants to fuck of Zandvoort and Silverstone lmao
Both privately owned and he wants more cash out of them to host the GPs. Both have politely told him to fuck off we can't afford to pay more than we already do
return of more Allison tech vids 
https://twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/1649420538874347524?t=ceiGGx3OuT7VDjokhQrPww&s=19 Ended in the best way possible
I like how the top reply is surely you can afford $8
On subject of calender
During winter Melbourne is fucking cold, good luck warming tyres up
F1 send me a mail titled: Audi Masterplan update, but the actual text in the mails is about Alpine???
Or did they use Audi as email clickbait to have a very tiny section about them

would you open the mail if it had alpine instead? 
Rip, no long a thing in aus 

Doubt this will help his career 
no suprise that the French are taking their strikes against the government very seriously
but ive been very vocal about my despising of monaco such a boring weekend
Imagine Monaco being cancelled and noone cares 
im sure the f1 purists would be very vocal haha
How often did they land on top of each other?
Oh god, I just choked on my drink
oh man the salty merc fans on dis
Tbh both sides are pretty weird the ham fans and ham haters

a bunch of races coming up 5 races in 6 weeks 
good, cunts have had a spring break 
Love that you can play Discord embeds and still listen to music
Looking forward to my Quali cheesecake
Fun fact Baku's schedule isn't official yet as there as been no voting on the new sprint format
🙂
thats today i read before
its also f1 academy this weekend. 😄
F1's new sprint format has been approved
- Friday qualifying sets Sunday grid, Saturday standalone
- Saturday qualifying (Q1 - 12 mins, Q2 - 10 mins, Q3 - 8 mins) called 'sprint shootout' and sets sprint grid
- Sprint shootout mandatory tyres: Q1 and Q2 medium, Q3 soft
#F1
What
Oh so the sprint is just quali but for points?
Another change confirmed today by the F1 Commission and World Motor Sport Council is an increase of power unit elements.
ICE, turbo, MGU-H and MGU-K all increased from a maximum of three to a maximum of four this year only #F1
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why this year only? just beacuse chuck used all his already? 
Wait I didn't realize it's the sprint shootout and Sprint race
only one FP this weekend on friday.
any grid penalties incurred in first practice or qualifying will apply to the race; any grid penalties incurred in the Sprint Shootout will apply to the Sprint; while any grid penalties incurred in the Sprint will apply to the race. interesting
- Grid penalties in FP1 and Friday qualifying will apply to the race
- Grid penalties in sprint shootout apply to sprint
- Grid penalties in sprint apply to the race
- Parc ferme breaches mean a pit lane start in both sprint and race
- PU penalties only apply to race #F1
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Who the fuck thought this was a good idea. Dominicali needs to fuck off with his cooked ideas
Like. Poor fucking stewards. Its an absolute clusterfuck
O. It got more spicy
kek
what is it with companies not investigating claims?
its not too complicated - main race qually replaces FP2 and sprint has a shorter qually with compulsory compounds
au revoir french toast
ferrari TP? 
still better than ferarri stratergists
You mean future AT strategies 
Assistant team principal and race director for Scuderia Ferrari
Sounds spicy
The DRS zone on the main straight has been shortened in Baku this year by 100 metres - activation now 447m after Turn 20, was 347m in 2022 #F1 #AzerbaijanGP
TeamLH twitter getting off to an early start
https://twitter.com/circuitspa/status/1651636511983403008 New grandstand at Spa officially opened
Errm
what is that wing lmao
low downforce rear wing i think 
That is a 0 downforce wing from the games clearly
Reckon they've gone a bit too far with that one, but I guess we'll find out
Like that is literally a 0 downforce wing
DRS might introduce drag lmao
yeah and quali later 
Only about half an hour to gooo
music 
noooo, not yet!
not yet? i heard it on f1tv 
No, I was being sad I missed it
mclaren with big updates 
Kick Kravitz
missed music
I guess this week it'll be a Sprint cheesecake
double cheesecake?
one for qualify later today and one for tomorrow?
Nah, that'll involve leaving the house to get another cheesecake
I am hermitted in for the weekend
Aah, the yearly turn five wall smooches
stop the count
Ham P20 
Max's fault.. some how
yuki with issues 
Gasly is on fire
gasly is lit 🔥
reddy
kmag having issues 
The issue being the wall yeah

that color of the smoke 
these marshals seem to think looking at the fire will stop it
This is unreal 
Good luck getting that car ready for quali later, if its still on fire 
Even after they drowned it
lmao Ferrari garage falling apart in the background
Teams might start delaying upgrades for sprint weekends too
sprint weekends suck, change my mind
r/ThereIFixedIt
they are trying so hard to make them relevant and its just not happening
Ocon out
Both Alpines will have no setup 
im struggling how they are selling this weekend format as a good thing i dont imagine most teams are happy with only 1 practice session at the weekend they usually bring upgrades
Not Damon Hill again
whose older, damon hill or old town
i may or may not stream my f1tv to others in discord and ive told them this year i refuse to use skys commentary
Probably Damon Kiwi
Yall complaining about sky should be happy it isn't the Dutch commentary 
Russell P6 without DRS noice
I just noticed what is de Vries doing up there 
He got lost
i love how the tv director insists on doing on boards through the castle despite them losing signal everytime
Another chair spin 
yellow flag again 
Damn I'm missing a bunch of stuff
Man Piastri really showing how much talent he has 
i'll try and catch a replay later ive been
seems an interesting Prac 
music 
MUSIC
quali this early wtf
tomorrow is sprint day
dont forget about the new sprint shootout tomorrow before the sprint 

today is the quali for the race on sunday, tomorrow there is a quali for the sprint race
F1's new sprint format has been approved
- Friday qualifying sets Sunday grid, Saturday standalone
- Saturday qualifying (Q1 - 12 mins, Q2 - 10 mins, Q3 - 8 mins) called 'sprint shootout' and sets sprint grid
- Sprint shootout mandatory tyres: Q1 and Q2 medium, Q3 soft
#F1
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#1025426194616823868 message 
FFS
Gasly in the wall
This is chaos
haha

Nother red
The fuck am i watchinf?
the break was too long, they all cant drive anymore
usual baku weekend 
everyone spinning or tagging barriers
F2 had a way better qualify 
Here comes the BOOM! https://youtu.be/nqWZqQXk_Ao
i saw it too
how long to next red?
Florida man in Q2 
FFS.. What is it with me and my inability to set alarms?! My alarm for Quali just went off
alonso with purple times 
Russell 

haha Toto
wow
charles same time 
Dayum
lechair pole? 
Now how does the car shit itself this time?
Engine gonna blow
Still time to stab me in the heart this weekend 
ferrari eats its tyres so 
Stroll and Piestry exact same time too
time for chair to shit it into a baku wall.
He almost did in the pole lap 
thats it for today right? just the sprint bullshit tomorrow, then race sunday
yesh
https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1652007442337918978 i guess they planned to not reach Q3 tomorrow 
No new softs left for Norris or Tsunoda after today, which means if either of them reach Q3 in the Sprint Shootout they can’t run - the rules mandate a new set of softs for that session #F1 #AzerbaijanGP
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Fun fact
Oli Bearman in an F2 car would have qualified P18 in the F1 quali
Yay, cheesecake day!

music 
Can't wait for Ferrari to somehow fuck it up today and send Charles out on hards in Q1
track temp 48C apparently
This is going to be spicy


They fucking ruined the music, how dare thee
you made a tweet about it?
No
There is a loophole in the new rules, I'm told, and there is nothing to stop drivers running wet tyres. So, if they both make it to Q3, they could have their own private shoot-out for ninth place on wets
O. Inb4 Lando and Yuki in SQ3 on inters

but Lando doesnt know what inters are 
Full wets it is
Why not, just have their own mini shootout for p9 
would be fitting. full wet track, refuses to use wet tyres, hot dry track, uses full wets 
yellow flag already 
Piastri might have fucked it
Le Chair 
so, who is going to kiss the baku walls 1st 
Probably a Ferrari 
Debris found out how not to hit the barriers at T3
Stroll P3 
Williams 
great to see williams up there 
Gasly out again 
Mr Moon must be mad 

ferrari 
He divebombed the wall and is blaming Ferrari 
the sound of the grinding coming through th mics 
its ferrari fault 
Ferraris can’t just disappear Florida man 
I'm sure his mechanics will love the replay of that grinding
And Race Control will love that he didnt just stop, but kept on rolling down the hill
oh ffs
oh welcome Kao 
How much have i missed?
SQ1
Florida Man fucked it into a wall
Just the 1st session
Not too much else
Williams flying .... into walls.
Tsunoda 
What does the first session even mean? Just the same as Q1?
Ya
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Yuki might get in trouble. He kept his foot in kek
Leave me alonew
Jesus christ Johan 

Got distracted by ordering dinner
lmao, Alonso's DRS is still fucked
feck gotta go out and sort something, going to miss the rest, but i should be back for the sprint chaos later on 
Fuck off with that shirt
it will never go away
kek, Gasly essentially might have caught fire again
ya lying

You got any bets on yet?
not today
yellow flag again 
tomorrow i will
I am addicted to this pad thai
another one
Stroll P7 
mclaren 
will norris be on his wets ha
it will be interesting
Go on Lando, take the inters
think you could scrub them in a few laps tho? 
If he wears them down fast enough they will become slicks
yeah but in what like 6 mins?
Yeah not going to do it in 6 mins 
ferrari with that one lap speed doe
splipstream train? 
Le chair in the wall 
LOL



Oh, Chair
Still gets pole though 
CHUCK FFS
clearly a tactical crash by chucky despite both his rivals being slower ha

only front wing? 
Weight Reduction Kit installed successfully
Okay... Website says 23.30.. that means set it for 11:20. Do it properly this time, idjit!
<t:1682775000:R> this will help 
I mean, you should set it for 2320 not 1120 
My phone isn't 24h time
change it 

nay
the sprint pre and post shows are longer then the actual sprint race ha
an hours worth of nonsense talking for a half hour "race"
https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1652262811605651456 Alpine god damnit
Pit lane start for Ocon as Alpine has taken his car out of parc ferme #F1 #AzerbaijanGP
F2 sprint starting
How the fuck did no one end up in the wall?
it was close
It was very close multiple times
Oh
Ah he was the one with the puncture
super soft 
F
Fucked the steering?
I love how they try to swap to onboards all the time in the castle section despite them knowing it always cuts out
It is what it is
Yeah, just a bit silly
"This is probably one of the only sections of race track where the walls are more valuable than the cars" lmao
Not wrong. You wont become very popular if you destroy a UNESCO world heritage site
Most likely not
Certain people will be rather angry
aww, Boschung already out?
Yup
Hit the inside wall at T8?
back, any walls hit in sq2/3?
Sharl binned it into a wall on the final lap of SQ3 but kept going and took P1
Yep, no one completed SQ3
I still reckon Lando should of gone out on inters 
Welp, thats Iwasa out
Or tape the DRS flap down like they did on half of Yuki's
how do you get 4 laps down?
only +3 now. mans on a charge 
kek
Nissany fucked it

Not wrong lol
Was only a matter of time
Surely this ends behind the SC if they dont red flag it
Hes improving though. Lasted until lap 15 before he fucked it into a wall this time
Race control is sleeping
Or a long lunch in the words of Alex Jacques
Nice dodging from everyone behind him
wow
On the topic of worthless awards
What is deal with the winner getting a little medal? Is the trophy not enough?
Uh oh.. Lapped cars overtaking. #teamLH twitter countdown starting..
Oh, Maloney retired again
Impressive
Dont worry Kao they've been on one today already
They were malding profusely that Jorj got P4
crash 
oof
Thank you, Halo
Fucking hell thats a grim one
three cars?
Two? Another two going deep to dodge?
THe Alpine in the air
four cars
Holy shit, only 11 finishers
5 
bwoah
Fucking hell that Daruvala POV
jesus that lock
It's almost like multiple magics left on
Thank you Halo
Add it to the list
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hahaha
Wait is F2 chaos?
lmfao
"calm down and focos on your job" 
5 cars just crashed out in T1 Kiwi

One ended up on the top of another
With the Aussie doing a spinny
How many cars are left(

Kids these days, wanting red flags over every little thing!
Did it just start pissing down?
No?
For me I mean
Yep
Time to grab a pre-cheesecake shower
Just got the shit scared out of me by thunder
Kao is from newy? 
Time for 6h of Spa until F1
Not originally, but the last year, yes
There is so many big races this weekend, F1(+F2), WEC, Moto GP, NASCAR, I think I heard another one as well, F1 Academy although they are dumb af and arent showing it anywhere
Well, that F2 sprint at least gives Chair a better chance. Cause it isn't a RAWE CEEK without a Leclerc in the wall
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That's super old news no?
last year i think
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Ow gawd, I almost did the splits and dislocated my hip getting into the shower.
RB would have done that 3 seconds faster 
music 
wow @atomic egret is here on time 

music again 
Actually on time 


How many make it to the checky?
12
OH SHIT! MY CHEESECAKE!
Nice Kao 
This weekend is cursed. Kdog woke up on time for Sprint, but Kao forgot the cheesecake
Share the cheesecake out 
who wins btw
Latifi

piastri and debris 
Goatifi 
florida man in top 15 
nomnomnom
öhh? he is not part of williams anymore? 
Was about to say, they did him dirty
mmm... kabab
Just because hes been withdrawn
with the lean he left in the car sky trying to find an Eastside Balla gang logo
Did he say Mike Rack?
could be 


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Good shit Jorj
Tyre loose
max 
Tsunoda
Max shut up
wtf
yuki 
Same tyre
Hit the wall somewhere
Why did they let him go back with that car lol
Tsunodas car is fucked
Fuck knows this weekend 
F1 drift 
yuki rn
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Preparing for the ex Ferrari employee as their new TP 
Jesus christ
????????????????
Full SC now
RC has been asleep today tbh
"Sprint" race.. crawling around behind a SC
WAYTOODANK
LMAO
Chaos 
he's starting to sound a lot like another championship driver
Max complaining like a true WDC 
why did george do this to max?! 
This is going to be a shitshow

Yup
yerp
wheel 45deg out -
looks fine, release him

cut 
Get the marshmallows ready
Ferrari 
ferrari doing ferrari things


stroll gained a place 
merc 
how is a car with no sidepods have the most drag? I don't understand it lmao

my guess, dirty air onto the rear wheels
chez kek never lasts long enough
they are slow af in clean air too
Lewis was clocked 4 KM/H faster with DRS than Max without DRS
In clean air

well, just merc things 

if lechair doesnt break drs, hes fooked
He’s driving a Ferrari, he’s fucked anyways 
Welp
I mean it's Chair. He's gonna fuck it somehow
They are still on about it
So much passive aggressiveness
ive missed max's xbox mic

Pasta overtaking Norris
Great decision on the softs by MCL
just wait until max passes Lechair while bot of them have DRS into turn 1

this is how tomorrow is gonna go isnt it?
norris P13 now
lando going backwards 
Softs dead prob
Yeah MCL fucked it when they sent Lando out on Softs
It's warm
No DRS for Chair, DRS for Macs
Norris pits 
Ocon soft's are newer as he pitted under VSC
But idk why Bottas/Norris went out on softs

Ever feel like a tear off, blowing in the wind?
Stroll 
Wait, when did you change your avatar?
dont think max will get past lechair
Is that a new livery for Haas? It looks sick
its a discord nitro thing with the cat
Perez picked up the pace

Guess Max's damage is pretty bad
Because hes no where close to Perez's pace
Ooh, I like that they added the gears/revs graphics
2 tenths without drs lmao
Perez

i reckon, max had damage, he'll get lechair tomorrow
Yeah Horner just confirmed on the radio, he had damage
Jorge: imma do it again 
holy
wow
Okay thats a pretty big hole
Damn 

Yeah he should be a lot faster tomorrow 
haha
"dick head" - max
"just a small tap"
What a cunt
One of the brazilian commentators said that Max needs to stop crying 
They got those engraved quick
george should give him space
George literally walked up to him to apologise. He probably gave him all the space he could lmao
Oh ffs, he keeps on crying

He is sounding a lot like Alonso 
To be fair to George he was alongside him and he can’t disappear 
george could just slow down 
Nah, let Norris take care of that
I mean max kinda put himself in that position to begin with. His shit start is what allowed George to even be that close in the first place.
dont come here with facts

lmao
George "if we took the full rear wing off to save weight down the straights, red bull would still be faster than us" 
true 
will max be mad at geroge the whole season or will he get over it after baku? 
holy fuck thats a hole
5000 Euro fine for AT
And George is saying he is racing according to Go-Karting rules
Ted Kravitz said max wants to know if what george did is allowed because if so it will change the way hes going to drive because you cant get in trouble for it ha
and to be fair he has a point ha
I mean IMO there was the space, but Russell locked up and went into Max, feels like an awkward situation to deal with
But I guess you gotta look back, does locking up mean that you should get away with contact?

Damon Hill went nuclear on Max as well 
Called Max a sulker, bad loser and we might as well hand him the Championship now then and forget the rest of the season
the end of the day it was just a racing incident. there was space for George to overtake on the inside, he took it and got alongside max and ended locking up with no where to go. George cant magically disappear and max had no room to move over further on the outside, it happens sometimes 
Max does that stuff all the time, hardly a new thing lol. Hes just bitching about it way too much. Sure its gotta be frustrating, but shit happens and it is Baku
exactly 
And his engineer got in on it as well :p
he is very competitive, stuff gets to him easily
Damon Hill can kindly yet firmly Fuck off
"Scrap the whole thing."
@Max33Verstappen gave his verdict on #F1's latest sprint race format.
#AzerbaijanGP #RaceFans
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if they want sprint races, they should get rid of a couple races in the calender
I feel like the sprints made more sense when they determined something for the race, now they just feel kinda pointless
@normal hill https://i.redd.it/5r6fle5qztwa1.jpg something for the wall? 
F2 feature race about to start 
Hulkenberg to start the race from the pit lane today after making set-up changes #F1 #AzerbaijanGP
Hell no. No F1 shit on my walls (except a painting my sister is making).
oh forgot this was a midday race. i get to actually watch it all 
f1 into Man united loss 
united fan i see 
Nah he just likes to watch slow motion train wrecks 
if i wanted that i would watch chelsea or be a merc fan 
Merc fan the past 2 years, we had it good before that.
Nothing slowmo about the wreck that is Chelsea this season
ready for our 4th manager this season
4th manager? starting to feel its the players and not the manager 
when you can't score goals it doesn't matter who the manager is.

aaron, excited for the f1 race?
don't even remember who's on pole
ahh can't wait to see how he bottles it
russell going to take out piastri in the first turns? 
Princess George as Max would say 
https://twitter.com/Motorsport/status/1652599811378499586 lmao they actually wanted to do it
McLaren was ready to exploit a loophole in #F1's revised rules by running Norris on intermediate tyres in Saturday's dry SQ3 shootout.
why didn't they do it? it would have been great 
did they though or are motorsport.com taking a tweet out of context for clicks
who wins? Max by 10?
The time depends on the amount of red flags/safety cars
true
i DON;T HAVE NOTIFICATIONS ON
oops
Alongso still having DRS issues?
Nah Aston got permission by FIA to change some bits under Parc Fermé
Damon is brave. Stood next to Max's car
Jos will be swinging shortly
If Jos isnt in King's Lynn looking for George's mom
Hang on, I thought Sulayem wasn't going to races anymore
is this their national anthem?
Yes
sounds like a bond villain's entrance theme
Frowny Alonso
What bets do you have for today cookie?
yes what bets
ahh uno momento
Did you forget?
yeah and sportsbet have no markets up for driver retirements
so im gonna go on two byo bets
- both ferraris to dnf and 2. both rbs to dnf
kek
Dont forget AT
Absolute shambles that team this weekend

That would be good chaos

That would be fun, but no fun allowed in F1
music 
MUSIC
okay got 4 seperate bets
- both rbs retire 2. both ferraris to retire 3. both haas drivers to retire and 4. both alpines to retire
reminder these arent first retirements
First two 
I gots some cheesy popcorns
"TOTO NO MIKEY" ???? He said "No Michael"
I am expecting Verstrapon to torpedo Chuck Lechair in the first corner
i just want someone to punch another hole into max's sidepod 
Just doenst brake at all in hopes of hitting Max
Borrow someone else's brakes





Ive finished my breakfast before it even started ):
Its lights out and away we go 
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
Disappointed in Max
I made the start 
@lofty hearth good job 😄
Welcome to the chaos(hopefully)!
alreadyh?!
Oh dear
Think it was for the debris
clear
Ya
Time to get my chopsticks for my popcorn
clipping?
i have somehow missed it haha
And there goes max 
LOL
Disgusting how fast the RB is with DRS
Casual 40 km/h faster















no florida man in the race




