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F3 Practice time
oh yeah its a F1 weekend
First time for F3 and F2 at Albert Park as well
Legit gonna miss all today cause work and golf
Dont worry, it took someone 15 minutes to fuck it into a wall Kiwi
Rumour has it this is max's bathroom
The FIA has issued a sporting directive to teams clarifying what counts as "working" on a car during a pit stop following the Alonso penalty confusion in Jeddah: "Physical touching of the car or driver by hand, tools or equipment (including the front and rear jacks)" #F1 #AusGP
Actual good move for once, no more confusion over what working on the car entails
Shock 
Also taking my lunch break for fp1
F2 was interesting as well
Dont think I've ever seen anyone park it where Daruvala did
Someone almost did in F3, but they managed to keep going, Daruvala not so much
Right across the Qatar sponsor strip at pit entry 

Welcome to my life 
O shit, Yenson for FP1
Seeing dr have a seat fit for the rb19 made me sads
kek, RB brought a new front wing. Cheeky fuckers

Apparently Daddy Stroll gave an offer to Adrian Newey as well 
No surprise there 
I have a feeling that Newey would rather go on another bicycle ride than work for Stroll 
Yeah 
I dont think newey will leave rb 
Noticed that one of the F3 drivers earlier stole Logan's HANS device
Newey will either get renewed or retire yeah
People say he'll get a cozy office at RBPT but that will just make it obvious that hes designing the car while working the powerunit. That will get them audited to hell and back
Max apparently complaining about the gearbox again 
And Lewis is complaining about bouncing. Bono about to jump in the lake

oh max
Yuki 
Tsunoda 
Bloody hell the bouncing
Hamilton getting cut off 
Thats gonna take while to clean all the rocks out of Yuki's car lmao
Red flag 
Ah yeah gravel
lmao Stake actually put the Kick logo on Yhou's car. Imagine the REE at Amazon
Cheeky cunts
Wait why the reee at amazon? 
Because Kick is a copy paste of Twitch, and Twitch is owned by Amazon 
Ayy restarting
I mean, thats not reason kick is on the car 
You say that
Horse gamba is good tho
Oh shit, I forgot that Melbourne means things are going to be at a reasonable time!
wow kaotac. sounds like you going to miss quali and the race 
You ever been to Hunter Valley Water Golf?
And Stroll murders a camera

Stupid Aussie land and their fucked up time
im used to not seeing any AusGP, my nightshift ends around p1 ending, i get home to sleep, and wake up not long after p2 ends 
I was raiding in wow, then just didn't realize FP2 started that early...
No you
Mean aqua golf in hunter valley gardens?
yep
is practice worth a watch or just the highlights
FP2 was a snooze fest
Even the highlights are fucken boring
F2 Quali was good chaos
ahh
More cloud seeding happening
I havent read the rules but if this is correct; kinda dumb https://twitter.com/Jontys_Corner/status/1641409040528941056?s=20
So the FIA has banned the green area but not the red
No
The FIA reminded teams that the team is not allowed in the pit lane for unnecessary reasons
Aka only go out for a pit stop and then go back in
And in generally not allowed to go to the fence at all
btw his compilation of all the times the halo/aeroscreen has saved someone is a very interesting read
They just forbid it all
ok ty
I assume teams just not gonna care C:
Still the fuckin fun police
Doubt the FIA is gonna do something
One can hope so :p
I guess that doesnt count the dude hanging out the pitboard then :p
That is a valid reason to be there
yee
Just everyone "help" that guy with p1 sign 
ez loophole lmao
Alonso firing shots to Lewis as well https://www.lequipe.fr/Formule-1/Article/Fernando-alonso-se-confie-a-l-equipe-lewis-a-la-memoire-courte/1388846 
NIce
is the ! on the discord profile pic a bait?
Look at the calendar

George
"That was .... Sssstroll.."
Tsk, Hulk
Do you ever feel like some debris in the wind?

Nick Debris caused the Debris on track 

Zhou 
Perez having a nightmare of a session 
Now Perez can’t leave the pit lane 
Qualifying should be interesting then, looks pretty close and there is some rain about 
Well done, \sainz
Sainz nearly binned it after the session 
Nearly a Ferrari
moment
Well time for a quick nap before Quali 

Cheesecake time
cheesecake now? i thought it was a race thing 
Nah, the cake is quali


Crap, MUSIC!
It is 2am for me, I hate this race 
Sargent
Hul P1 
Perez in the wall 
perez 
Pereeeez
Perez having a nightmare today… he had a horrible p3 earlier
Give Danny the seat
some "issue" with the car 
I am present
The issue was behind the wheel
is that max or perez?
Perez
Perez
damn
Checo wanting to show he can fight through the field as well
If he doesn't fuck it
Only about 11 hours left of daylight savings
Daylight savings was weeks ago mate
was March 12th here lol
De Bris looking to lose some more parts, doing that around Stroll
Albon P2 
Alonso with purple times 
Alonso 
Florida man is faster than Russell 
Two Willies into Q2?!
bit early to say that 
Hulk 

twisted 
miss anything? 
Perez binning it
Perez fucked it
Perez went to the gravel 
Yeah Perez binned it

it was his first push lapp 
per, no time
Ham 3 tenths off? huh
Florida man P18 
No Aussies or honorary Aussies made it out of Q1
Leclerc 
VB can go dip into the VBs
Oh, Landy
Norris 
Merc only 7th and 8th 
will norris make it to Q3 ? 
Maybe 
Stupid long leg chicken
gasly 
Hulk 
Albon in Q3 
me thinks McLaren fans are gonna be sad all year
It's difficult liking Landy but hating Zak
Rain in the last 3 to 4 minutes 
Surprised we've not seen any bin chickens
Chadlonso 

Albono 
only 0.009 faster than hamilton 
Hulk gonna get some trouble for that
Not if they were both on out laps
Ruzzie
I wonder if merc could find Williams's straight line speed where they would be.
Oh no. I just realised that the race tomorrow is going to be at the same time as the Easter raffle at the RSL
oof
this is a clip from The Nerve #4
and yes I did slip into an alternate dimension for this one
I decided to make a podcast episode this week instead of a YT video
but I thought, because im nice (and because the YT simps kept asking wHeRes tHe viDeO) ill cut a clip from the episode and throw it to the common wealth
YOUR. WELCOME.
if you wanna...
F3 is going to Monaco. Someone will actually end up in the sea
7 retirements during the F3 feature race at Melbourne btw
I really wish there was a market for danny ric to be in at rb next uear
Would make easy money
New document: Parc Fermé issues
Published on 02-04-2023 04:46 CET
https://t.co/wataB42dox
#F1 #Formula1 #FIA #AustralianGP 🇦🇺
Shock
is anyone awake?
I didn't go to sleep at all

good morning 
Music 

will we see any grid pens this race like the previous races? 
I wonder what chaos Ferrari have planned for today
Yes
Morning cunt
feel my paijn

not even that bad
forgot to put bets on
Well, Checo and Debris are starting from the back of the pack, so lets see what chaos we get
bottas too but sure
Turn 1 is going to be spicy
no, they pit lane starts
Oh it was Bottas, not Debris, my bad
Turn 1 Always Spicy here
checo and bottas
Give me a break


LO
Lights out and way we go
What a start from Jorj
off goes Ferrari
SPINNA
ferrari binned it
Sharl 
LOL
He fucking beached it

PIT successful
Williams P6?
it was sainz last year? sharls turn now 
looks like it 
cosmetic start
Albono P6 
Yeah he got punted TD, but Ferrari and fucking things up, name a more iconic duo in F1
Stroll of all people fucked him off into the gravel 
Exciting stuff
of course its Stroll 
least chaotic stroll experience
stroll is safe 

No further investigation for the contact. Rekt
tbf stroll has no where to go
Twisted 
merc 1,2 . wtf
Yeah Stroll was fucked there
Won't last long
so yeah racing incident
i give em 3 or 4 laps
Max couldve been taken out had Sainz kept it the whole way around the outside of 3 wide
I just want Alonso to win 

Dude was sliding like this was a drift competition 
they pushed him you saw the video 
Max learning from George 
Skill issue
florida man P19 
Logan Sargeant war of attrition
albono nooo
lmao Jorj, calm down

George spicy


mercs are so fucked
adios Albon
Albon 
SC
Bloody hell Albon

Restart is going to be absolute chaos
Albono 
It was too good to be true 
russell and sainz pit 
Sargeant points story is written its happening
poor albon 
Fucking hell, that could have been a grim one for Albono
red
Red flag
well excuse me then
Need to clear the track of the gravel
poor george
fucked russeell
welp that pit stop strat hasn't worked

Russell got absolutely mugged then 
rip Russell 
That barrier is destroyed
f1 helping hamilton like usual (real) 🥱
russell must be madge 
100% id be
alonso ham battle later 
Hulk P6 
Both McLaren in the points
Bro, Russel was crying in that car 
Jesus Mclaren going to get a nosebleed being that high 
LMAO
What a crunchy onboard
10 minutes until restart
O fok, that gives me time to go get some coffee brewing 
red flag because too much gravel on the track. 
I get the feeling Perez is in for difficult race after that red flag
standing start?
Is it? I thought it was going to be rolling
Carlos 
nah i dunno what its gonna be
RPM will love that radio message from Sainz
Piastri with the casual 6 gained positions, just over Carlos with 6 lost position lmao
Not that it will last long, but the stats were fun
And honestly, Haas signing Hulk has been their best move in the last few years lmao
that was close for Hulk 
For a driver thats been out of F1 as long as Hulk has been, hes fucking solid as well
I think I need a lot more
for this season. My profile picture still is valid 😦
We are checking
standing start 
Standing start. Embrace the memes

RPM is cumming rn
Logan as well
Max already complaining 
Jesus, they're about to fuck off to Sydney
i mean lewis is fuckin no where near the SC
Florida man is up to P17 
LOL
What the fuck Lewis lmao
lewis gonna get pen'd here no?
Lmfao
wtf
What the fuck
wtf?
Oh my God is he gonna get a penalty? 
Kmag you cheeky fucking idiot
Jesus what a cluster fuck 
This race is so scuffed
What a clusterfuck
What the fuck was that

O boy, RPM is going to be seething lmao

memes
Gasly
Max almost went on Alonso 
Those mediums really dont heat up very well 
Debris
well it was fun while it lasted
max 
Normal Service resumed 
lmao nice one Max, even got DRS after the overtake 
2s lead already 
2 seconds already jesus
TeamLH must be seething
Alonso smells blood
alonso half a second from DRS
illegal car m8 
i still wanna hear bout the restart
like???? lewis getting a pen
when hes on the podium
truuu
carlos on da move

it's too early in the morning to be typing that
alonso getting closer to hamilton 
alonso and george both on the brink of DRS lol
No further action on the restart? You wot
ted calm down your LH bias is showing
FIA 
Oh shut up Ted
Imagine not knowing the rules 
Russel 
Huh!
russell having issues 
we got a Burning Merc
boom goes the george
O mein, Latte boy is on fire
Oh shit, it got worse
gerorge is lit 🔥
Bye bye, its gone off. lmfao
Hahahaha Toto face

George has been on fire all race
Good batmobile impression
It is fucking 3am mate, I just wanted to watch a chill race 
Chaos is wecome
George is so cursed anytime he has been high up in the places to start
Looks cool at least
Bono my Tires

gasly on podium
Bono my tyres count: 1
Bono
Need Perez to catch max and crash him
alonso in drs range 
only way someone catches max now is if his car goes bang
was 
waiting for the GP my downshifts
Real shame if max had power issues
florida man back to P15 
Logan Sargeant creeping
Checo 
at this point they need to do a reverse start race just to see how fast the red bulls can get to 1-2
what a monstrous car
Checo p9

Checo Podium 
Every lap for checo
I'm surprised Hamilton opened more distance on Alonso, before there was less than 1 second of difference
death taxes lewis and tires
sainz holy
Bono my tyres x2
Has Max just been told he has a penalty dude just decided to ghost everyone
Bloody hell Carlos, are you trying to take yourself out m8?
max is like, i wanna lap everyone
Max wants to get back to iracing
Button is a delight to have in the commentary box
Absolutely
better than hill
They can barely wake up Hill in the afternoon, imagine if they tried at 6am
and to think Button was racing NASCAR last week
then traveled across the world
7 secs btw
someone get Williams some pace going to need my Sargeant thing to come to life
Yeah thats not happening
i will manifest
Im ready for Sargeant to crash everyone out in Miami to get his podium
8 seconds 
and to think they are getting floor upgrades for baku
Also Alonso below 2 seconds behind Lewis
Kick sponsoring f1 hahaha
kicks owner stake is a sponsor for alfa romeo 
Fastest lap from checo hah
Max about to nab that back real quick
Alonso almost within DRS
1 tenth off it
think he attacked lando way too late
Perez wont get podium, unless his tyres are somehow good, and he flies now
would of had a chance if he went earlier and if his tyres were good
im waiting for one of the mclarens to bin it or blow it up

max 

bit of grass cutting to keep it spicy
Max is just trying to entertain himself at this point
"Latte boy" front earlier probably just dropped his mug watching it 
front locking, goes onto grass proceeds to set fastest lap
lando and hulk getting a little feisty

Checo retains second in WDC with 7th doesn't he?
Solid effort that Lando


oh shit
Wtf happened with Mag 
Jesus christ Kmag
this is about to get interesting
kmag 

O mein
unless it a vsc
safety car
AD 2021
Regular safety car 
How the fuck does a tyre just pop off like that
might get one lap
Oh, TeamLH is about to get Abu Dhabi PTSD
looks like he bounced off the kerb and hit the wall
SC ending again? 
wtf
Shame Masi isn't RD 
AINT NO WAY THEYLL PIT
Dont worry, Masi is at the track
kmag hit the wall 
Hes about to get stabbed as we speak
toto and horner about to fight in the paddock to see who gets to him first
Red Flag



nah
someone is getting dive bombed turn 1
softs inc
OH MY GOD
FIA doing their best NASCAR official impression, they want a green flag finish
O man, TeamLH is about to get strokes galore
THE CUMMIES
Perfect for April fool's weekend
nice. 3 lap race later
Latte Boy probably in the street cheering and crying 
Toto, we are about to go racing
What should have happened in AB tbh
FIA 🤝 NASCAR officials, forced drama with the end of their races
Max going to run to merc and slice every tyre
max on softs? 
yay red
they'll all put reds on
lmao Max
Ted about to rub one out to this is Ham gets a good start
If Merc fucks this, Masi and Bono are going into the lake 
meh i know its good for the entertainment and everything and they don't want to end the race under an SC, but i really don't like this artificial Red Flag... They could have easily cleared this incident under an SC
Russel about to attack the red bull
Just throwing out a Red Flag here seems wrong
Russel just taking mental notes
The brazilian commentators are mocking Lando because he confused "debris" with "De Vries" 
russell spying on redbull 
I'mma miss the race
yo checo team orders wipe Ham out turn 1
Anyone else reckon they should do a rolling start
Would make more sense
But Formula1.com said 5pm
5pm Aus time
......
Yes, it's 4:52 Aus time
15:00 aka 3pm
It was supposed to end at 5PM
cries
I thought it was 5pm!


AEST

3 lap shootout i think it is?
tbf this is the only restart that matters
I'll watch when I get home. I better win a fucking meat tray
2 lul
Damn that salt Ted
Jesus Ted 
This is going to be interesting 
Well, gonna close the chat so I don't see how much Max wins by
here we go
max on scrubbed softs

Max would get the blame no matter what
Jenson Button having flashbacks to last week in COTA lmao
I'm so tense
🙏 pile of humanity in turn 1
alonso slides past both turn 1


jesus christ
welp that happened
Sainz 
Sainz 
GG

redflag!
manifest
WTF


LMAO
Fuck

Mclaren Points
no way they restart

wow
CHAOS
ACTUAL NASCAR OFFICIALS RP OMEGALUL
Alpine 

I
I'm actually malding. Fucking 4am and this Ferrari cunt took out Alonso
dammit Sargeant is involved
no alonsooo
@late seal on behalf of Ferrari, I apologize
this fucking race 
its so scuffed
omg
I'm never waking up to watch this race again 
interviewing the team principal right after holy fuck lmao
hahaha alpine took out each other 
So if they don't restart VER HAM ALO
im not doing that if i was in crofty's position I'd def not ask to interview them lmao and I've interviewed coaches that were steaming after games
That was too chaotic
sainz would get a penalty putting hulk on podium lol
And I haven't even seen what happened due to listening to the radio 🤣
If they pen Sainz
alonso 
i mean if they don't do the silverstone rule yeah he will end up on podium if they pen Sainz
The only thing we know for sure is 1 & 2 are locked up
If they don't do the same as silverstone I'd imagine all the teams are grabbing their pitchforks and torches
Hülkenberg on the podium would be a record though
The move is to end the race before the last incident.
Honestly that would be the best.
if they restart the RD needs to be fired
Let's rehire Masi 
The amount of aneurysms in the stewards room atm
logan, thats latifi spec
its the Masi curse don't let him near an F1 track again
the lap is 58 now 
no racing i dont think
AD 2021
yeah the 58 laps is up whatever happens, they just need to decide how they give the result
Any bets won cookie?
bruh, ALO getting screwed out of a podium here is sad
haas podium???
only if Sainz gets a penalty
which don't think he will it will be a racing incident
Tifosi would hunt down the RD
good
order is removed from the screen 
I just saw the alpine crash 🤣
@sudden plaza As a Ferrari supporter, Sainz should get a penalty imo
Oh i agree i think he should get a 5 second but the stewards are on one this race
Stewards and FIA using fax machines to communicate
Rolling start would have avoided this lmao
Ric 
no red flag would have avoided this
Rolling start for this track in future to avoid this
they could have cleared the previous under an SC
thank fuck
and now we have this FIA clusterfuck 
restart order 
Toto
same order as last time? 
Alonso on the podium
Piastri points
what a cluster of a race
so we getting restart from positions before last restart?
Yes
at least the FIA made this decision before the podiums this time
Sainz better not fuck up this time 
I want to go to sleep already dammit
so alonso podium right
There is no restart. Just a formation lap
good
Are they even going to race tho? it's already lap 58
just behind SC id imagine
only Formation lap
Behind SC
no racing
its going to finish under the SC
What's the point then? LMAO
silverstone rule
cause they have to complete 58 full laps
needed to see if they applied it or not
Wait, so just SC until the end? 
and to complete all 58 laps
the chequered flag hasn't fallen yet, so they need to drive round to finish the race
Alonso helping the team with tires 
Alonso hauling the tyres lmao
Come in teamLH and talk about Abu Dhabi on twitter and how this isn't fair 
Oh I'm sure they are tweeting up a storm
totally forgot Guenther Steiner was also with NASCAR last week he must be pissed lmao
fly all the way around the world to get fucked
2nd is good for merc here, with the "updates" coming in soon we'll see how much faster they can make the car.
both McLarens in the points
first time this season they getting some points 
eyy alpine are too nice
restart in 10 mins
so, anyone to breakdown on the final lap? 
Hamilton
that would be memes
Toto lookin at the RB too like George LMAO
Ted is on one today
Ted stop drinking please 
Ted Please 
sainz 5s pen 
This aged well
stroll 4th
WHAT
ahhh

so if that lap doesnt count
wait... what.... a penalty for a crash that has been rolled back? 
what the fuck is this race 

ehhh kinda tough but for the memes
Masi at the helm pulling the strings with these RD surely 
This is just a late April fool's joke, right?
are we sure Masi isn't the race director
sainz 
Sainz is malding 
sainz "it cannot be"
there's your new 'no Michael'
poor sainz 
Sainz
It is actually fucked
giga fucked
RC is a joke today 
the YouTube videos about this race 😂
Sainz about to break check everyone
they;re all gonna push sainz now, we could see another crash
This aged quite well
Can't wait for Rocketpoweredmohawk to comment on this race 
Gasly might get a race ban for penalty points if he gets penalised

oh is he close on pen points?

yeah he's like 1 off a race ban, forgot about that
yeah if he gets one more hes out for a race
I mean I don't think he'll get a pen that situation was chaos
Sainz 12th lmao
12th LMAO
it will be appealed 100%
alonso third time on the podium this season 
Well that was an ending
what a clusterfuck 
If Sainz gets a penalty, Gasley should get one as well
LMAO
LMFAO
ICANT with this race man
How

HOW
hulk wtf?
I wonder if he ran out of fuel
wait another one
RD and stewards need to be fired
Oh Haas
if so then more pens
Günther is about to get an aneurysm
Hide the doors
OMG they shook hands I thought they hated each other
so Baku sprint race weekend is next, going to be more chaos for sure 
baku is end of april 
yeah month break
4 weeks until next race 😦
yeah 4 weeks until the next race
because of China GP cancellation
time for teams to produce updates

There's always NASCAR to watch
how are Team LH fans going to spin that
but the third left turn is the best 
Lewis giving Max his title as a World champion
Got touring cars in 3 weeks
Just watch out when someone turns right 
There are circuits as well 😛
damm 3 wdc on the podium

First time in a long time
2018 was the last time that happen. lewis, kimi and vettel 🙂
misinformed marcus 🥱
We still have Ferrari on the podium... Only thing is that it's the champagne 


it was a joke, just poking some fun at nascar, fully aware there are other circuit races as well 🙂
nope 
shouldve had this thread active last week, Jenson Button and Kimi Raikkonen were in the NASCAR race at Austin
they should have filled the gap with Sepang or Istanbul Park
would have been nice
LH fans going
on twitter saying max was outside his box on the final restart, but of course it was ok
tyres on line, means he gucci
fuck you sky. if you say your showing the race replay. show it
i dont care more after race party shit pushing into the program. let me watch it.
yea cause im working this afternoon rather than evening, had to sleep through it. saw sky had a replay on at 9.30 but its just more night after race interviews. i have it on record though.
Ahhh fairs. Its been a ride that race
Miss the race and didn't win at the raffles. Today is the worst
Cant be worse than Sainz' day, the stewards actually ripped him a new one in their reasoning for his penalty
well then
cracking race.

actually didnt catch the full finish, i didnt record the after race, and sky's programming just cut off the end as it ran on into the next program.
Well that's a new one: the race promoter, the Australian Grand Prix Corporation, has been summoned by the stewards due to "spectator track invasion prior to the conclusion of the 2023 Australian Grand Prix."
#F1 #AusGP
That is a new one
Fun fact, Singapore, qatar and vegas are now the only circuits max hasnt won at
(Silverstone counts/or doesn't depending if you count the 70th anniversary gp during covid)
hahahaha they muted the cooldown room when they started criticising the safety car
That was chaos
Yeah, Crofty, you tell that fucker for going at Darth Masi!
Bloody hell, another one?
More Conor moore 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtq-MO8fwkg&ab_channel=ConorMoore
but what a race i mean a lot of safety car but at least all drivers are ok and we got a even race where it felt almost anyone can win.
Piastri has some major eyebrows
Aww man. Was hoping for a race while I was house sitting
well this race was gigacursed
It was quite something
No further action on Ocon and Gasly taking each other out and Haas' protest is dismissed
MCL almost better than ferrari 
Least amount of points for Ferrari on the first 3 since 2009,since 2010 is the first year the new point system got introduced
@normal hill Help was on the way, but it was using a Ferrari engine so it broke down

Max was around 36 km/h faster than Lewis on his overtake
22 mph jeesus fuck!
https://old.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/12afj57/real_time_gap_between_verstappen_and_hamilton/
i read somewhere that this is the first time for many years all the constructors scored points this yearly 🙂













