#🏁Motorsports
vivid rock
finite sun
dusky harbor
ive got money merc will go to a rb or ferrari sidepod look
late agate
https://twitter.com/wbuxtonofficial/status/1629768214283534336?s=20 Buxtons ranking, Rip McLaren
Twitter
atomic egret
Apparently Landy was bullying walls after testing.
late agate
Fair if the car is as bad as people think
dusky harbor
id swap mcl with williams but ye bout right
west moth
Mclaren going backwards 
dusky harbor
danny rics fault btw 
thorn topaz
How could Danny do this
dusky harbor
he anchored the team down
restive inlet
🤓 ☝️ Well because of his horrible performance MCL got less prize money
thorn topaz
But yeah Lando was punching wall panels 
dusky harbor
🤓 ☝️ Well because of his horrible performance MCL got less prize money
dont think danny cares with his payout and pr job at rb now 
money on lando going to merc as soon as lewis retires
restive inlet
Amus is saying AM has the race pace to be the 2nd best team on the grid
thorn topaz
kek, of course they start the new season of DTS with Toto malding at Masi
atomic egret
Some yummy yummy F1 Schadenfreude
vivid rock
kek, of course they start the new season of DTS with Toto malding at Masi
Wait till you see Christian put down toto for playing up to the cameras hahaha
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Wait till you see Christian put down toto for playing up to the cameras hahaha
was he wrong tho 
thorn topaz
kek, Günter roasting Kmag
vivid rock
was he wrong tho <:KEKW:886917449570713650>
thorn topaz
O mein, got to that Horner moment. Incredible
thorn topaz
Bloody hell, Aston already have an upgrade package ready for the Bahrain GP
mossy bramble
Seems like redbull just gonna blast away again
atomic egret
That means Twitter should be entertaining
finite sun
Damn, Netflix really didn't fully submerge into the absolute drama that was knowing if Max had won it or not at Suzuka 
finite sun
What a sick name Nyck DeBries has o:
thorn topaz
Good ol' Nyck Debris
atomic egret
RAWE CEEK!
finite sun
atomic egret
How dare they try to ruin my favourite thing to yell?
dusky harbor
How dare they try to ruin my favourite thing to yell?
They make it better kao 😉
Also no fantasy?
dusky harbor
Sweeeet
late agate
hard turtle
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Race week! Max by 10+ seconds
vivid rock
Wonder if theirs odds on how many gravel pits he gets trapped in ha
hard turtle
https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/C1QP4KTJE07 Fantasy League for this year. League code is C1QP4KTJE07 if you're joining that way
restive inlet
https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/C1QP4KTJE07 Fantasy League for this...
thanks wibble
Piastri is so overpriced
restive inlet
Nick above Yuki as well
interesting
how tf do i add in more teams
Oh got it
That's jank
For those having the same issue
Just join the league again
And you can add more teams
sinful kiln
70% wow
thorn topaz
lmao
late agate
Does Stroll get the points even if he isn't racing?
hard turtle
nope
restive inlet
Yes he gets the point of his replacement i believe
finite sun
Doxxing ourselfs lmao
restive inlet
We already did last leagues
finite sun
Yuh still find it funny
restive inlet
Sainz this is called foreshadowing, because after this season your will to life prob died thanks to Ferrari incompetence
finite sun
vivid rock
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duh the cookie man beat me to it
dusky harbor
Mclaren coming good
Lando would be fuckin seeething over the fact he signed a long term contract
vivid rock
hes already been seen foksmashing wall panels ha
dusky harbor
Oh yeah, also asking my betting company if we can get odds on danny ric to get a win before lando this year
sinful kiln
the results for the 2023 season is out https://i.redd.it/m0awnw9cwvka1.jpg 
vivid rock
mossy bramble
Man imagine if someone other than redbull or Merc was actually good and could have a chance to win.
It could happen in theory with the cost cap but I don’t see it hah
restive inlet
???
Says Merc but not Ferrari
???
merc is no where close to winning races according to themselves (and I believe that)
mossy bramble
Ferrari can win a race
Not a championship they have to many dummies making bad calls they will shoot themselves in the foot
But I mean I’m general, the last 10+ years have been those 2 teams
2009 was the last non redbull or Merc champion
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skill issue 
finite sun
Have some 
in Fred. Ferrari won't fuck it up too hard
vivid rock
Ferrari have done an almost complete overhaul of it's strategy team so they hopefully aren't as bad as last year ha
restive inlet
Completely forgot <:oop:992053962301788220>
it only went live yesterday
mint hollow
I totes joined
mossy bramble
Ferrari can change their strategy teams etc all they want they still have Lechair driving and he will cock it up
honest cipher
That doesn't seem accurate
Who knows
Guess we'll find out on the weekend
Can't see haas being so far behind
last shell
If Haas is that far behind we're gonna be getting a lot of "I gotta call Gene" in DTS next season
restive inlet
That is a powered by AWS simulation if I've ever seen one
vivid rock
I've talked to whoever is inside #AstonMartin .
- #Vettel never contacted to replace #Stroll
- #AM23 is overvalued
- #Alonso a monster in the details
- Watch out for #Alpine
sinful kiln
why should they contact vettel to replace stroll? i thought drugovich was the goto guy for it? he even drove the car during testing. 
vivid rock
people somehow decided vettel was coming back up despite no claim from anyone
thorn topaz
Alex Jacques lead commentator for F1TV this season and Coulthard will apparently be on for a few races
vivid rock
thorn topaz
I'll probably use F1TV's own feed a bit more this season, with Jacques and Coulthard on commentary tbf
restive inlet
trim girder
so usual chain of events from this sort of press post is that AT will be sold and RB stop supporting
restive inlet
restive inlet
so usual chain of events from this sort of press post is that AT will be sold an...
Nah AT is giving seats to work in their RB academy drivers something they might not get done without AT
restive inlet
Also seen a lot of stupid idiots claiming nepotism. Definitely not Susie has shown to be really smart when it comes to motorsport. 4 years TP in FE, short stint as sitting CEO of the team too. 3 years development driver at Williams, just to name a few things. Imo shes very suited to lead the F1 academy
sinful kiln
totos wife?
restive inlet
Yes
But shes going to have 0 influence over actual F1 things
So there isn't any risk there either
If you need a refresher, F1 Academy is an all womens series
sinful kiln
i hope we can watch it on f1tv 
restive inlet
But they can't really get SL points to even get into F1
It's a way for women to enter the Formula ladder tho
restive inlet
i hope we can watch it on f1tv <:lirikPRAY:1063599044871606272>
I believe so as they do travel with F1 to some of their 7 races
The format is also interesting
2 40 min FP sessions, 2 15 min Quali sessions and 3 racees
sinful kiln
they race on different dates 
spielberg for f1 is in 30june-2july
restive inlet
With Race 1 being 30 min and using Quali 1 for the grid, Race 2 is a reverse to 8 from Quali 1 in a 20 min race and Race 3 is 30 min using Quali 2 results
sinful kiln
interesting
restive inlet
they race on different dates <:Hmmm:1038211495609237515> spielberg for f1 is ...
I thought they where traveling with F1 to more races, its only race 7
sinful kiln
austin seems to be the only one
thorn topaz
Yeah I dont see anyone as obvious to lead F1 Academy other than Susie tbf
Though it is funny that they market it as F1 Academy while the participants dont earn SL points
finite sun
Also seen a lot of stupid idiots claiming nepotism. Definitely not Susie has sho...
Like Toto would have any say in who would lead F1 academy anyways 
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thorn topaz
Wtf did I just watch lmao
atomic egret
Spent this whole video squinting at the screen and mumbling "There's differences?"... Besides vents and wings, it all looks "Oook, car smooooth!" to me
late agate
Just started first episode of DTS and oof, poor Lando 
thorn topaz
Yeah
vivid rock
sinful kiln
they can just watch F2 and F3 
late agate
Also TIL Günther is Italian
thorn topaz
He is indeed
restive inlet
He is the least Italian of Italians tbh
thorn topaz
Also that
sinful kiln
Also TIL Günther is Italian <:lirikLUL:1063599058616332458>
you thought he was german? 
late agate
Yeah I figured that because of his name
sinful kiln
same 
thorn topaz
Hes from South Tyrol, basically right up to the border to Austria
restive inlet
His German is very good tbh
thorn topaz
Ya, he speaks fluent German, Italian and English
restive inlet
So he's definitely a good ol mixup
thorn topaz
And holds dual citizenships in Italy and the US
Its pretty impressive that he never finished his Engineering degree
Good lord DTS EP9 is spicy
restive inlet
Honestly seeing Horner say why they went overbudget in the chair made me realise it would've helped so much if the fia gave details
Like just say: "due to an error on Redbulls accounting. They went over budget by an amount under 500k"
And still punish them like they did
Would've just stopped so many witchhunting
Not all ofc
finite sun
Yuh
restive inlet
Assuming horner didn't lie about that ,)
finite sun
Of course xd
thorn topaz
Like just say: "due to an error on Redbulls accounting. They went over budget by...
The 400k USD was after a rebate thing, the actual amount was £2 million
vivid rock
thought i cancelled my f1tv at the end of the season, but turns out i didnt and it auto renews just in time for race weekend ha
thorn topaz
lmfao just finished the last episode of DTS. Kmag is fucking brutal
||Nico joined my team yes, and he can suck my balls||
finite sun
That was funny af😂
late agate
Ep 3 sucks, just Silverstone all over again
thorn topaz
2 silverstone episodes in a row was odd
late agate
Twitter
vivid rock
https://i.redd.it/40v5nayqsala1.jpg hes at the track
never realised hes got a wide mouth haha
thorn topaz
https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1631258952414420995 Apparently McLaren are trying that again lmao
finite sun
thorn topaz
The digital advertisement thingy
vivid rock
yeah they had it on during testing aswell
vivid rock
why is theirs so much higher hahaha
finite sun
Mclaren's looks fucking massive
vivid rock
vivid rock
sometimes f1 twitter can be good
alpine also did stuff to the wing but in a good way
vivid rock
That's a mouthful
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just imola innit bruv?
sinful kiln
dawn siren
lol
sinful kiln
https://vxtwitter.com/F1/status/1631292020525342720 the new intro 
trim girder
baby mullet and glorious stash. majestic fuck.
restive inlet
Rumour has it MCL cannot go faster or else the electronic advertisement on the car won't work. And sadly Brown really needs the money right now 
trim girder
should download more downforce with all the digital space. 
thorn topaz
Twitter
finite sun
the fuck
warped cave
Couldnt help but laugh at that george shot 
sinful kiln
restive inlet
Yeah because that is called FE
vivid rock
1000 year contract is some big brain move
vivid rock
has lewis always had 2 nose studs or has he put another one in as a big fu to the fia
dawn siren
Wouldn't be surprised if he did.
vivid rock
sinful kiln
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpUK9zySJ8k 
ofc bottas said he would be an hockey player in NHL if he weren't an f1 driver
vivid rock
restive inlet
11:30 utc the first session of the season starts Aaa!!
vivid rock
and ive been given the day off loves it ha
dusky harbor
11:30 utc the first session of the season starts Aaa!!
2230 for aussies 
dusky harbor
and ive been given the day off loves it ha
Ive got all next week off, so ill be here sunday night 
Like i wouldnt be anyway but
wild wigeon
Alex Jacques lead commentator for F1TV this season and Coulthard will apparently...
yep basically the channel 4 comm box team
atomic egret
Ive got all next week off, so ill be here sunday night <:peepoHappyW:74881551854...
Bullshit, we all know you'll be pubbing it and forgetting all about us 😦
dusky harbor
Bullshit, we all know you'll be pubbing it and forgetting all about us 😦
No pubbin til football season starts, so april
atomic egret
I love it when procrastination pays off. Waited until the last moment and just got an offer for two months of Kayo at $5 each
restive inlet
2230 for aussies <:PES_Giggle:643089269052801035>
Still starts 11:30 am utc for aussie too 
atomic egret
I got a race cheese cake for Sunday
dusky harbor
Still starts 11:30 am utc for aussie too <:MADGE:919784837060120617>
2230 bitch 
restive inlet
2230 bitch <:Madge:869040465004073091>
If the clock hits 11:30 AM UTC it still starts for you too
dusky harbor
fuk ur utc time
restive inlet
<:Madge:869040465004073091> fuk ur utc time <:Madge:869040465004073091>
who asked bozo
dusky harbor
who asked bozo
restive inlet
<:BRUH:917866023737249812>
I've been looking around, and actually no one did
sinful kiln
https://twitter.com/AlbertFabrega/status/1631585637693308928?s=19
16 updates for AM 
atomic egret
16 updates for AM <:Alonso_Whoa:858288648952741948>
Did they 3d print a bunch of shit when they saw all the other kid's answers to copy off?
atomic egret
Here we go again
I wonder if all this is so Lewis doesn't have to reveal he has a Prince Albert
vivid rock
sinful kiln
T-20min for FP1 
atomic egret
Phew. Finished the trial in time
sinful kiln
i guess if you are an 7th time champion you can skip some rules
dusky harbor
greeeen
yay
fuckin speaking of green
jesus russell george
ngl wish alpine did all pink
vivid rock
not a chance nyck debris is 28 ha
sinful kiln
he is
vivid rock
he looks younger then lando ha
sinful kiln
yeah
dusky harbor
max surely is still getting ready
vivid rock
that ferrari wing looking flexi
late agate
Wow the movement on the Ferrari wing
atomic egret
:wobble:
sinful kiln
finite sun
I really don't get why Jorgé gas green and not blur on his car
sinful kiln
Alonso P1 
vivid rock
trim girder
dusky harbor
alonso wdc 23
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.3 up of max. AM dynasty inc
dusky harbor
AM annihilation incoming 
trim girder
inb4 they pull a ferrari and engine implodes throughout the season
sinful kiln
who will be the new goatifi?
dawn siren
The man who took his place
sinful kiln
something burning for sargeant 
atomic egret
Bottle's mullet burning?
vivid rock
i dont think hulk is new latifi i just wanted to post the gif
dawn siren
My ass his hot
dusky harbor
sargent sounds so close to latifi
vivid rock
but sargent sounded an awful lot like goatifi then
dusky harbor
but sargent sounded an awful lot like goatifi then
this
atomic egret
Oh, that was Sargent?
sinful kiln
Oh, that was Sargent?
yes
atomic egret
oops
dawn siren
oop
vivid rock
every other team uses green flovis paint williams using red because its probs cheaper ha
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AT
sinful kiln
Kmag P3 
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AR then
trim girder
i would say McL but they dont go fast enough to stress the engine
dusky harbor
im goin ferrari/AR/haas
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Danny's been going faster in the sim than the McLaren's on track 
dusky harbor
tho renault is a good shout based on end of last season
maybe just maybe jay
danny wasnt the problem
atomic egret
wibble wobble wabble
dusky harbor
das not a very stiff wang
sinful kiln
the grey color is just bad
dawn siren
The hards looking better than the meds
dusky harbor
mclaren being a clusterfuck
sinful kiln
dusky harbor
ohhh baby
dawn siren
Drugovich is a cool customer lmao
dusky harbor
id piss myself is williams out qualis mclaren tomorrow
vivid rock
lance has such punchable eyes
atomic egret
Should remove the last part of the word on Stroll's helmet and just have the "bomb" bit
dusky harbor
that merc do be sliding
sinful kiln
stroll having some issues with his car
dusky harbor
ignition? or something
atomic egret
holy shit, it just started pissing down
sinful kiln
so toxic guys
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"Daddy you gave all the good parts to alonso"
late agate
I'm cheering on Stroll this year, just so he beats Alonso 
atomic egret
late agate
Yeah
atomic egret
Oh man, it feels like that rain dropped the temp like 5 degrees.
vivid rock
lance still being the same old annoying cunt ha
atomic egret
Just let me drive the car
restive inlet
Carlos
atomic egret
sbin
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sinful kiln
sainz 
late agate
dawn siren
Sainz first spinna
restive inlet
Hes so lucky Bahrain has so much space
Any other track and he'd completely destroyed that car
dawn siren
The Ferrari not liking that bump
dusky harbor
am to be a force this year 
atomic egret
"George is good on the radio" abullshite
all he does is call other people dangerous
dusky harbor
2 hours no?
dawn siren
2 1/2
vivid rock
the face of a man who has farted and is waiting for you to smell it
atomic egret
Oh, it's the second Slow Mo Guy
honest cipher
Missed P1 but holy shit that's promising for AM this year
Let's go Alonso
Really hope that turns out to be accurate of their positioning
atomic egret
It's nice to have the promiss of another team coming up.. I just wish it wasn't The Strolls
vivid rock
It's nice to have the promiss of another team coming up.. I just wish it wasn't ...
chadonso wont let lance outshine him dont worry
atomic egret
It's not just Lance, it's his shit stick of a dad, too
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finite sun
I got chips and Monster, leggo 
atomic egret
Normal Chair things
Normal Stroll things ignoring mirrors
timing greaphics brokened
finite sun
Happens every year. Almost impressive
late agate
https://www.fia.com/sites/default/files/decision-document/2023 Sakhir Event - DECISION - Car 24 - Technical Exemption.pdf Interesting F3 driver allowed to have his phone in the car
finite sun
The F1TV guys are hyping it up likes it actually qualifying
atomic egret
wtf is going on?!
finite sun
ooof
atomic egret
unsafe release
finite sun
https://www.fia.com/sites/default/files/decision-document/2023%20Sakhir%20Event%...
Seems like the sensible way to do it imo 
wild wigeon
Seems like the sensible way to do it imo <:uhsShrug:1059072369378992148>
i bet its for a dexcom blood glucose device- a pretty clever bit of kit
vivid rock
vivid rock
this is going to be a fun race i reckon
atomic egret
That's close, innit?
Wonder if they can keep that pace without cool down laps
Lots of fireworks from that Ferarri
Fuck Zak
still no timings
vivid rock
Lance being lance
late agate
Lance being lance
Fuck him for being injured right
trim girder
finite sun
Aint no way they keep Stroll in the seat
vivid rock
Fuck him for being injured right
more the why is he in the seat if he cant do it 100% just miss this race and heal
no ones gonna rip him for deciding to heal
finite sun
vivid rock
honest cipher
Now that Vettel is gone, definitely championing Alonso this year
Started watching in 2009ish with vettel just starting to do good and he was always my favourite, with Riccardo and Norris since
But now two are gone 😔
vivid rock
dusky harbor
finite sun
vivid rock
300m+ to be back markers
dusky harbor
Reminder they dont even own the building anymore i dont think
vivid rock
isnt some investment firm or something now
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finite sun
The fucking double down at the end 
atomic egret
MUSIC!
restive inlet
So who do we think had the most sandbags in their car yesterday?
late agate
RB, feel like there is no way ALO is that close
restive inlet
btw
Lewis don't giving a fuck about the new FIA guidelines
Good
So stupid
atomic egret
Niiiiicoooooo ulkenberg!
Yeah, that grey colour for Haas is bloody stupid
Erg
Rosberg
dusky harbor
ayy rosberg is back in the paddock
late agate
Rosberg, I guess I'll switch to F1TV commentary then
restive inlet
That's crazy, Piastri is younger than Alonso's F1 career
atomic egret
Sounds like Sainz really let one rip and cracked his seat
vivid rock
the random bit of luminous green and yellow on the two mercs looks awful
atomic egret
Mr Moon removed his sideburns
vivid rock
stroll is going to struggle i reckon with his wrists
atomic egret
Wonder if he was warned about the way he was turning at the first corner yesterday
restive inlet
I still don't like F1TV commentary
vivid rock
he was and he told them off ha
restive inlet
Mostly due to Buxton
vivid rock
thankfully hes only there during the practice ones in the race he doesnt do commentary
restive inlet
He just said Max is the most disappointed driver from yesterday because Perez was faster than him??
vivid rock
if f1tv could have ted instead of will id be happy
late agate
Nah he said Max would be disappointed
restive inlet
late agate
Pole expected to be around 1.31?
restive inlet
Would be a 1:29 if you believe that everyone is quicker than last season
late agate
Oh quickest was 1:30.9 yesterday
restive inlet
Might even see a 28 tbh
Pole was 1:30.x last year
And I bet those cars could do better at the end with all the development
vivid rock
last week during testing Sam from f1tv was in bahrain i bet you 100% hes been sent back to london for the race ha
stroll cant get out of his car on his own is surely a saftey concern yet the fia is more interested in lewis' 2 nose studs
atomic egret
Ham stopped in the middle f the pit lane
Couldn't leave the pits before the checks for start practice
restive inlet
Talking about commentary earlier
Went to the living room with Dutch commentary
It's so much worse hahahaha
I learnt about a new team
atomic egret
That was a bad start for Max
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Alfa Sour
vivid rock
trim girder
2? hours till quali
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<t:1677942000:R>
vivid rock
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f1tv has david coulthard today i wasnt expecting him at bahrain
finite sun
vivid rock
the ferarri just getting rid of carbon all over
vivid rock
red flag...
finite sun
normal hill
Ferrari breaking down already 
vivid rock
f1tv commentary laughing at why its been red flagged
candid pebble
its funny how you basically give a liveticker while most of us are watching it who are in here 
atomic egret
Need to set up a bot that picks stuff up from the feed like reds and such
vivid rock
that mclaren wing is massive compared to ferraris
atomic egret
Sainz losing parts too?
vivid rock
went over a curb a bit too fast
late agate
Blaming Binotto 
finite sun
Dont think he lost any. Just wanted the team to make sure cus he went over some kerbs
candid pebble
im sure Ferrari will be better this season, less clowning 
finite sun
Let Vasseur cook and it will be fine
dusky harbor
nice nose stud hamilton
normal hill
im sure Ferrari will be better this season, less clowning <:COPIUM:9434801040954...
I’ve bought loads of
vivid rock
imagine the ferraris got knocked out in q1
candid pebble
normal hill
At least the car still looks sexy 
atomic egret
What does Russel thing he's doing?
vivid rock
Merc not getting the memo that we are for chadonso and chadonso only
restive inlet
MCL looking real fast
vivid rock
i dont like that helmet russel george has
normal hill
Piastri made the right choice going to MCL
dusky harbor
Mclaren
restive inlet
Tbh Williams or MCL is the same really
vivid rock
well atleast the mclaren drivers are closer to each other then last year
atomic egret
Is the track really bumpy or was that MCL dolphining?
vivid rock
the straights are bumpy but i would imagine most cars might have some porpoising issues
the duracell battery on the intake is the best livery
mossy bramble
Wait merc aren’t slow
trim girder
everybody just sandbagging q1, russell going all out 
finite sun
That little kid looked so suspicious of the camera
atomic egret
Scared of tthat toy thing
mossy bramble
Mclaren are so bad
finite sun
Scared of tthat toy thing
Or that
mossy bramble
Imagine the start 19/20
atomic egret
Imaging Alonso pole and Stroll 20
vivid rock
vivid rock
danny was the issues at mclaren clearly 
finite sun
That is rough for Sargeant
dusky harbor
Holy fuck norris is lucky
restive inlet
Yuki 8th too
atomic egret
Is that the three rookies out?
finite sun
Yuh
atomic egret
Yep
normal hill
Holy moly Hülkenberg
mossy bramble
Nico can suck kmags balls but at least he’s still in qualifying
finite sun
Debries is nowhere compared to Yuki
atomic egret
Albo looked a little over
finite sun
yee
mossy bramble
Ya
restive inlet
Must feel tough for Gasly
finite sun
Him too :p
restive inlet
Out Q1 while Yuki is a tenth of Max
mossy bramble
Tbh solid q1
finite sun
oh rip Gasly
restive inlet
Feels good to see all 20 drivers be good drivers too
vivid rock
Gasly now last lol
mossy bramble
Yea
finite sun
Feels good to see all 20 drivers be good drivers too
big agree
atomic egret
He got deleted?
mossy bramble
AM must be fast if stroll can drive it
atomic egret
am in ad
restive inlet
Not having Latifi be like 1.5s off the pace
vivid rock
ya
finite sun
Yes, Gasly's time was deleted
atomic egret
Surprised Albo was safe
finite sun
Must have been like 1mm
vivid rock
how many races till aston martin have complaints registered against them from the big three
finite sun
0?
atomic egret
what about?
restive inlet
I don't think the big three think AM can keep up through the season
vivid rock
its gonna be Brawn 2.0
finite sun
^
vivid rock
that we know of ha
restive inlet
Just a well adopted car from copying the others
And like 400M investment in good equipment 😄
vivid rock
haha
vivid rock
mossy bramble
Ya idk if not driving is better than driving though even if the car is shit
restive inlet
I cannot wait for tomorrow and see like half the grid on fire
mossy bramble
How are lances dainty little hands today
vivid rock
How are lances dainty little hands today
mossy bramble
Hahahahah
atomic egret
I need to watch that movie again at some point
vivid rock
merc the sandbagging sons a bitches
atomic egret
one moment
restive inlet
okay Max
vivid rock
jesus max
mossy bramble
Oh btw rb here
dusky harbor
Ah theres rb
vivid rock
red bull said nah mate
dusky harbor
restive inlet
RB forgot they still had practice mode active on the engine in Q1
finite sun
How long until these cars will be faster than 2020?
mossy bramble
Toto sneaky
trim girder
ngl i was expecting .5-.6 off not .3 
restive inlet
All this talk with their car being super slow still clearly the truth right 
normal hill
Ferrari on used and RB on new tyres
mossy bramble
But are they only fast in quali and shit in race
dusky harbor
Hows norris done better than stroll oof
trim girder
i mean .. its stroll
atomic egret
Because.. Stroll
mossy bramble
Can’t fix shit
vivid rock
stroll missing the weigh bridge is a very stroll thing
mossy bramble
Oh lance
atomic egret
dumb dumb missed bridge
mossy bramble
Delete Albon hah
restive inlet
wtf is Albon doing?
mossy bramble
Lines are hard ok
vivid rock
went wide ha
restive inlet
He needs to haul to the pits
dusky harbor
Driving is difficult
restive inlet
Unless he has fuel for more
mossy bramble
Sir that’s not even the track
atomic egret
Oh Williams..
trim girder
Albon trying to be this years Goatifi?
restive inlet
Classic Williams trying to be sneaky with decisions and it backfiring
finite sun
RB is chillin
mossy bramble
Well he’s at least kinda likable
vivid rock
im gonna say it every race but this is just genius
restive inlet
Yeah RB is safe for Q3 with these times
mossy bramble
Merc too probably
finite sun
Hulkenberg gonna be starting 5th
finite sun
mossy bramble
Tbh what a top 10
mossy bramble
Haas not the worst is awesome
vivid rock
this quali session is one of the best in recent times
restive inlet
2 Ferrari, 2 Merc, 2 RB, 2 AM in top 10
And then Ocon and Hulk who's teammate went out in Q1
atomic egret
Eat shit, Zak
mossy bramble
Tbh anyone could take this pole hahah
vivid rock
merc are ruining the alonso hype train
mossy bramble
Driving a Ferrari or rb
restive inlet
30.2 from Chjarles too
atomic egret
So many Danny ads tonight
restive inlet
Totally getting a 29 on pole
dusky harbor
They love the danny ric ads
mossy bramble
I’m not getting those in the us 😦
dusky harbor
Heineken ads lmao
restive inlet
ads
dusky harbor
Cant get f1tv here aaron so
restive inlet
L bozo
mossy bramble
I just watch on ESPN in the US
dusky harbor
Blame f1 for signing agreements with foxtel
vivid rock
Cant get f1tv here aaron so <:LULW:779271863863607367>
neither can i but i still got it ha
dusky harbor
Fuck paying for either
vivid rock
mossy bramble
Ok do we get a sainz spin in q3?
atomic egret
Jesus, half a second warning for the bridge
dusky harbor
Ya lol not strolls fault
A first tbh
mossy bramble
Right
dawn siren
So Merc Sandbagging performance until Quali?
mossy bramble
If Merc manage p1 yes otherwise no
dawn siren
I mean if they are only 2 tenths down after Q3 that's a win in my book considering testing
atomic egret
Ooh, I forgot my chocolate!
dusky harbor
Good lordy max
mossy bramble
Oh the 29 is coming
dusky harbor
He zoomin
finite sun
dusky harbor
Holy
mossy bramble
Man they are fast
dusky harbor
Inb4 lap time deleted
mossy bramble
Guess Merc are only doing 1 run?
dusky harbor
Yeah everyone but rb and ferrari have one set of new softs
finite sun
mossy bramble
Ah ok
finite sun
Damn, Sainz was real quick despite that
mossy bramble
He was trying to spin!
dusky harbor
Damm
finite sun
The amount of people that are 
right now
mossy bramble
No sparks it’s slow
mossy bramble
Merc slow as shit this lap
dusky harbor
Max going again
finite sun
mossy bramble
Hahaha Charles
finite sun
Banned: Too much natural talent
atomic egret
The way he got out of the car, looked like the wedgie got too much for him
mossy bramble
Yea
mossy bramble
Seems like it
late agate
Lap deleted
dawn siren
Hulks time got deleted
atomic egret
Hulk diud, got deleted
restive inlet
AH I didn't see that
mossy bramble
How dare they
atomic egret
Alpine didn't go out
restive inlet
Ocon is on a lap right now
atomic egret
oh
restive inlet
atomic egret
oo[ps
mossy bramble
I love Perez
finite sun
What a banger
dusky harbor
Good lorddd
dusky harbor
Gee and my man went slower in s1
restive inlet
By not much
finite sun
By 0.014s sure
finite sun
bruh
dusky harbor
finite sun
I respect it
dusky harbor
Might put money on it
trim girder
1st corner send it by stroll into Max 
restive inlet
RB wont let Max win to avoid the Bahrain curse 
dusky harbor
Charles saw max go 29s and went nah fuck this but
finite sun
Imma go back to Gran Turismo. I am so excited for tomorrow
vivid rock
its so bad its good
dusky harbor
dawn siren
Merc still has too much drag. How idk, they have the least amount of car on the grid
trim girder
its the non-side pods 
trim girder
restive inlet
Charles is not ready for this season mentally by the looks of this
"It's still a fucking clown fiesta" - Charles in his head prob
finite sun
dusky harbor
vivid rock
f2 & chaos name a more iconic duo
finite sun
I'll do one better and not even name a duo: F3
restive inlet
New FIA rules, top 3 drivers aren't allowed to drop back and celebrate.
And 1st place should be the first to enter the pits
So I cannot wait for shithousery
Trying to overtake on the outlap
finite sun
oh boy
restive inlet
vivid rock
quite literally the no fun rule
restive inlet
Also interesting that the FIA reminded that the drivers need to keep their suits on all the way
Which is a rule they never enforced of drivers having it only up to the waist
finite sun
Oh you are sweating in that very warm race suit in the 30 degree heat? Good, keep that shit zipped all the way up 
finite sun
sinful kiln
man this lady interviewing F1 drivers on parade. what does she have against finish and danish? everyone else are allowed to speak their native language 
finite sun
Thats fucked up
Im so happy I dont actually care
i know. Imagine not getting offended by something in 2023
thorn topaz
Kek. More new bits for Sharl
vivid rock
sky's prerace is more bizzare
they have lewis on a lie detector
like what is this nonsense
trim girder
"Abu Dhabi" detector blows up
vivid rock
has nico has his vac or do they not care now, hes in the paddock
normal hill
Ferrari breaking down before the first race... yeah this is going to be our season
Have fun everyone!
trim girder
well im at work sortly, so as with last season, see you all after monday when i get a chance to watch the race 
vivid rock
sky thinking people are gonna do soft hard soft
despite most of the teams last year did mediums to hard ha
also sky making a scene about being able to do onboard cams through a different app now haha
mossy bramble
So rb by 30+ seconds?
atomic egret
Was that a replay from yesterday or is the Williams locking up on the warmup?
Jeeze, just staring straight up that car's butt hole
vivid rock
Jeeze, just staring straight up that car's butt hole
why does the crown prince sound likes hes straight out of mary poppins
hahaha the awkwardness of martin waiting for people is the best 2nd hand cringe producer
atomic egret
atomic egret
He said he was there with Salman
dusky harbor
true
mossy bramble
He’s got the biggest show on Amazon also hah
dusky harbor
also like how he isnt afraid to have a word too
vivid rock
hes just a farmer he shouldnt be there ha
mossy bramble
He drives a Lamborghini all day still just this time it’s much larger
restive inlet
sky thinking people are gonna do soft hard soft
A few teams dont have mediums saved
vivid rock
He drives a Lamborghini all day still just this time it’s much larger
probs faster then the mclaren
vivid rock
A few teams dont have mediums saved
ahh
dusky harbor
tyres left over
vivid rock
oreos did you manage to get the danny ric podium before lando bet ha
dusky harbor
oreos did you manage to get the danny ric podium before lando bet ha
Nah sportsbet wouldnt let me
I do tho however, have money on either max, lando, alonso or lechair first retirement
wraith stratus
atomic egret
MUSIC
sinful kiln
dawn siren
yo
atomic egret
Am I having a heart attack or are those drums?
atomic egret
Defrag time!
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
vivid rock
on the formation lap haha
atomic egret
Oh good, did you see that guy's name?
mossy bramble
Listen his hands hurt ok
atomic egret
Mike Krack
restive inlet
wraith stratus
restive inlet
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASLY
sinful kiln
atomic egret
Green
dawn siren
LIGHTS OUT
wraith stratus
Aston hitting each other already
atomic egret
So many sparks
restive inlet
Hulk already going down
dusky harbor
Max out of drs already
late seal
classic
restive inlet
Looks so much worse on the onboard
atomic egret
Things change, but Stroll never changes
dusky harbor
Ahh vsc??
warped cave
That looked so bad
woeful dawn
I see stroll has picked up from last year trying to kill everyone on the grid
dusky harbor
Bodywork still on track
wraith stratus
last shell
Stroll took some overtaking in turn 1 lessons from Russell 
restive inlet
They cannot do that
mossy bramble
How dare “they”
restive inlet
+3
mossy bramble
Max might lap the field
wraith stratus
Congratulations Max on winning the 2023 championship 
sinful kiln
stroll behind alonso 
wraith stratus
atomic egret
Perez caught a tear off
atomic egret
Shame they didn't put one of those helmet cams from last year on everyone
candid pebble
they have
atomic egret
I thought they just had on boards, not helmet
vivid rock
all drivers have helm cam