Overwatch

[unborn sail]

by far my best role on my main

goofy ass game

[brave venture]

Indeed

I can't level out my mmr for qp since I have fucked it up sky high and I still win, some fucking how.

I should try doi g my placements for fun

[uneven burrow]

Has character that requires some skill to play

Hate him because they see the the shot he hits, not the 1000’s that miss

[brave venture]

You say skill... but all that char does is sit on the back line, safe, or flanking and one shot or two tap people if they have skill

[uneven burrow]

I mean yeah,,,

But you can play any character cringe like

[unborn sail]

storm arrows so fun ability

-500 hp

[uneven burrow]

I mean

Name one ult that isn’t cringe

Mercy doesn’t count

[unborn sail]

what

and what

[uneven burrow]

Oh you said storm arrows

[unborn sail]

yeah

[uneven burrow]

I thought you meant his ult

I’m a little slow

Been playing ranked Brian rot is at 100%

[unborn sail]

and valk is the most annoying ult in the game

[uneven burrow]

Mann im extra dumb

I thought her ult did something different

Maybe I should stop playing ranked

Holy god I’m actually lobotomized

[unborn sail]

[uneven burrow]

I’m actually embarrassed how wrong I was In every topic

[unborn sail]

it be like that sometimes

[uneven burrow]

If I was playing jeopardy I’d have -1000 points

[unborn sail]

you could be that bicc guy though

[distant jetty]

Honestly, you should have let him die

[unborn sail]

frfr

[distant jetty]

Morally correct decision

[brave venture]

Name O N E character that isn't cringe

[dim spear]

Roadhog 👍

[brave venture]

cope harder

[dim spear]

Okay Ram player

[brave venture]

haven't played him in 3 weeks, excuse you

Junkerqueen is just that much more fun

[dim spear]

No respect
No bitches

[unborn sail]

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-league-overwatch-gladiators-la-gladiators-los-angeles-gladiators-gif-13486419

[brave venture]

touche

[unborn sail]

ashe reaper soldier are all pretty honest as well

supports don't really have one though

ana is the closest they got but anti nade makes me lose my mind sometimes

[dim spear]

bro I fuckin hate rein lmao

[unborn sail]

how

[dim spear]

easy ult charge against brawly comps which I prefer playing ridiculously tanky and charge is bullshit sometimes

like I play rein people get knocked away by charge

I play against him he clips my toes and now he has me in a lovers embrace

stuff like that

also he did not need to be buffed lmao

[unborn sail]

the shield buff ??

bro he is useless even with it

[dim spear]

I just thought it was unnecessary

[unborn sail]

☠️

[uneven burrow]

I hate reaper bro, but it’s more of a skill issue on my part

[dim spear]

I hate reaper cuz Im a hog main lmao

Im fat so he hits every pellet but hes skinny so I cant hit anything

[unborn sail]

skinny?
he has like the 3rd biggest dps hitbox

[dim spear]

mf have you played hog?

[uneven burrow]

Fighting him as a squishy is a nightmare

[unborn sail]

yeah actually I have

[sharp kernel]

[dim spear]

hitting things with hog is a nightmare lmao

[unborn sail]

he was my best character the season he was meta

I have literally 1v6'd

[dim spear]

yeah because he was fuckin op lmao

[uneven burrow]

To be fair everyone is skinny compared to hog

[dim spear]

its crazy he can be your best hero when hes broken

who woulda thought

[unborn sail]

they've never changed the actual spread pattern meaningfully

soooo

[sharp kernel]

[dim spear]

didnt they increase his spread?

[unborn sail]

if I could hit shots then I can hit them now

no

hook release is farther

[brave venture]

you just hate him because he kinda counters your playstile with hog, that's it

[uneven burrow]

I think also what makes a difference is we always go against really good reins

[sharp kernel]

hog is actually pretty decent against rein

[unborn sail]

^ your supports just need to have thumbs and rein gets shit on

[brave venture]

you see

[sharp kernel]

if your upset with rein players because of easy ult with brawl, its probably because you arent punishing him when he swings

[dim spear]

perhaps

[sharp kernel]

stun hinder anti sleep discord orb

hook

[dim spear]

you also have to remember that Im also mid at the game so I have different problems lmao

[sharp kernel]

it's really the same problem at any rank

[brave venture]

we are too busy meme'ing to really think on what to do against X comp

[uneven burrow]

Also we have probably the worst team comp when we play

[brave venture]

usually objective is: "let's see how long can Hog stay alive in front of the enemy team."

[sharp kernel]

you're either playing to aggressive or you arent doing damage when shield is down thats really it

[brave venture]

we just aren't doing dmg to the shield, period

[sharp kernel]

then why are you complaining

that is your problem

[brave venture]

ikr

[uneven burrow]

[sharp kernel]

any rein with sheild up 100% of the time is throwing

so there are def times youre missing

is ez

[brave venture]

we love to discord rein the moment he drops shield so he has to go back around a corner

[sharp kernel]

i mean yeah

[brave venture]

tbf, I cannot complain about modern playing tank because I just get too deep into their front line and get undone immediately

speaking of

[brave venture]

you mf, do something

go around, into their backline silently and kill a few

still surprised you can hit shots in OW, so soon after starting to play it

[uneven burrow]

It’s the power of the bow man

[brave venture]

bish

get a side road and slay

[uneven burrow]

Put a bow in my hands in any game and I’ll be set

[brave venture]

I will take your nico-nico-kneecaps if you don't get on some high ground and annoy the F out of the enemy team, holy

front line hanzo

[uneven burrow]

But being front line is so much more fun

[brave venture]

I know

why do you think I play Junker Queen

[uneven burrow]

And I feel like less of an ass then sitting in the back twirling my mustache and laughing to myself

[brave venture]

I mean

you don't have to be on the back

a lot of maps have some sort of high ground you can use to get and off-ish and angle

or a side road that leads to the backline mid obj pushed

[uneven burrow]

Also and issue I have is when I’m alone I tend to get pushed by like a tracer or something and I’m not good enough to win against that

And yea storm arrow

But

[brave venture]

you'll... get used to know when you are too away from the team, and when a tracer is coming '-_-

also, better we don't play together anymore

[uneven burrow]

[brave venture]

you can't learn to play if the enemy is just THAT much better and aware

[uneven burrow]

Bro it’s really not that bad

[brave venture]

I mean

come on

the other day even Zaza was complaining about it

[uneven burrow]

When i Started playing smite with my brother and his friends, they where very good so I got shit on for like a year straight before I was able to hold my own

[brave venture]

touche

[uneven burrow]

I learn better and games are more enjoyable for me when they are harder

[brave venture]

welp

[uneven burrow]

Cause then I can work on getting better and notice mistakes

[brave venture]

are you game?

[uneven burrow]

Also zaza, can suck one

He plays ramatra

[brave venture]

oh, come on

[astral verge]

https://tenor.com/view/when-outside-and-smell-da-zaza-sans-gif-26403986

[uneven burrow]

I don’t wanna hear it

[unborn sail]

go back to the cave

[brave venture]

he is only annoying when you play against it

he is very fun to play as

[uneven burrow]

Like most characters

[astral verge]

Ram has an ez counter

[brave venture]

let me guess

deez nutzs?

[astral verge]

JQ

[uneven burrow]

Also yes, lemme make a cup of cofefe and I’ll be on

[brave venture]

fair

[astral verge]

You melt that robot bastard as JQ

[brave venture]

DoT just goes kinda nuts with JQ

and her E does like 100+ hp, right?

[astral verge]

Something like that plus bleed

[unborn sail]

70 + 30 iirc

[astral verge]

And the ram mirror can also go well

[unborn sail]

skull emoji its 90 + 40

[brave venture]

💀

me when 130 dmg for free

oh yeah, what is considered a Doomfist counter these days?

[unborn sail]

anything really

that hero is so miserable

[dim spear]

it was a wee bit ago but one thing is that even if I can punish a rein properly I cant count on my team doing the same lmao

no offense to the people I play with but we dont always 5 stack

[unborn sail]

queen orisa dva all shut him down pretty hard

sig rein and monkey all have counterplay as well

[brave venture]

you say that, but when we stack at least 4 or 3, shit gets done

[unborn sail]

Cass reaper mei bastion pharah echo all do well

and then like every support who isn't zen does pretty good into him

[brave venture]

have the widow nerfs happened yet?

heard something about that coming soon™️, never heard anything else about it

[unborn sail]

range nerf

couple patches ago

[brave venture]

I c

[uneven burrow]

@brave venture

[unborn sail]

mercy nerfs GOD IS GOOD

[sharp kernel]

Torbjrn boutta pop off

[brave venture]

No Orisa CD tune 💀

and mercy nerf is good

[brave venture]

Illari: "Don't use JunkerQueen, she can't tank dmg"
Me, as JunkerQueen: "haha, monkey go bye" (proceeds to outdmg and outkill the DPS's)

[dim spear]

Certified tank moment

[brave venture]

dude

the illari was complaining about me tanking and while I had the ENTIRE enemy team on me, not a single dps could secure a kill

💀

reaper walked around into the backline and killed the two supports AND a dps

and me being on JQ is the problem

funny note, the guy was called: "Abaddon" 🙂

[midnight badger]

Flash point is so bad

[unborn sail]

it is ok but the walk times are worse than push

[midnight badger]

Thats my only problem honestly

Too long of a walk from point of point, and sometimes u gotta go past the enemy spawn to the next point

I would much rather have the 1 point short walk maps where there are more engagements

[brave venture]

I like the overall, as it's a "mini comp match" of capture, but sometimes it creates situations that are just: "How the F do I win this?"

[midnight badger]

It also takes forever ngl

With the lack of action which makes it very unbearable for me

[brave venture]

I'm fine with how long it takes for the points to be captured, but the stall needs to be reduced

maps need to be a little bit smaller and they'll be fine for the most part

there's one point that I hate defending on the JunkerTown map, the one that's on low ground and has a catwalk right above

and, on the same map, the one in the "docks" without the pillar in the middle is... special

like, bad type of special

also, the initial point for the Numbani map is... kinda bad too, rest are either meh or not completely ass

and yeah, the spawns should never be between the old and new flashpoint

[unborn sail]

yeah the omega walk from left to right is just stupid

[dim spear]

It's a little bit goofy
Also another think I don't like is how open the points are
Depending on team comp it can be very annoying to push a point

My fault for playing a hero I find fun I guess

[midnight badger]

lmso imagine hog

[unborn sail]

[midnight badger]

Avg OW experience

[unborn sail]

i single handedly carried my entire team to winning 2nd round

and then 3rd round 3 people die to torb ult

nobody else shooting them, just torb ult

[uneven burrow]

What in the fuck?

[unborn sail]

ranked experience

[brave venture]

The balls on that guy to kee using echo against a mcree and torb, holy

[brave venture]

yeah, ranked games just last for much more time and some gamemodes can just... keep going, so big numbers are normal

[uneven burrow]

I would loose my mind in ranked

[brave venture]

just keep in mind you need to both defend and attack on payloads and capture maps still go to the best of 5

[unborn sail]

that brother was a certified inter

[brave venture]

"Ah yes, I will out skill the hitscan and turret dps in the enemy team and carry this team with my massive ego and balls, surely nothing will go wrong. " (Proceeds to feed like a bi---

[unborn sail]

I watched him die twice alone on point before the first fight 2nd round

average dps player tbh

[brave venture]

Ye

[unborn sail]

agony

[uneven burrow]

I'd rather pull up my kitchen floor with just my teeth

[brave venture]

basically

[brave venture]

Oh yeah, it's been so long since I played the double cap point maps, but thank gof they are gone

[brave venture]

🙂

that is a loss

[mighty thunder]

do better

[brave venture]

Lick on deez

[unborn sail]

I AM TRYING OK

[brave venture]

uuUUH!?

[dim spear]

orisa try not to be the most stupid hero in the game
challenge impossible

[brave venture]

uh...

[lone wagon]

Standard life weaver gameplay

[dim spear]

New hero leak

[brave venture]

[cinder plinth]

[brave venture]

they better be gripping that chin tight