#back-room
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You cannot work for 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
53
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
98
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
54.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
78 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
94
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
63.
/work
You battled and gained
73.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
73.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
92
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
151
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
97!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
71 for charity.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
98
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
81
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
54 in your direction.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
63
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
58
/work
You serve the customers and receive
51
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
98.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
Your friend pays you
197 for you to worship her feet
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
92.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
65
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
92
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
69
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
64
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
92
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
91 for the hard work
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
312 when you wake up.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
91
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
81 from ad revenue.
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
87.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
75
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
74
You rob a convenience store for
438
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
247!
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
519.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
84
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
87
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
93
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
71!
/work
You become a game developer and raised
92 for charity.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
56, as it was originally their job
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
90
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
316!
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
80 on the ground.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
72 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
66 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
76.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
97
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
66 for doing it
/work
You sell bananas for
96
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
56
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
62
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
67
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
67
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
67
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
84 for your work.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
339.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
449
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
59.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
74
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
244.
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
606 fine!
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
65.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
67 in profits
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
51.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
312.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
56.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
250.
/lumbago
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
84
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
67 was earned.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
52.
What does that mean
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
83
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
56
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
184.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
351
You found
52 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
71
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
93
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
55
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
83.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
53 for it!
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
85
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
95
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
386 on your way out of the locker room.
/Crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
279 from you!
Bruh
/work
You went to work and gained
99
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
99
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
55
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
55
/work
You become a game developer and raised
90 for charity.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
50.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
71 because we pity you.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
95
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
62
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
108!
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
378.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
59 I think...
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
57
/work
You are paid
80 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
283... yikes
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
69
/work
You slept in a bed and found
54 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
296
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
85
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
359.
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
275 for bail!
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
55
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
196.
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
498 for sexual assault
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
53
/work
You were farming and earned
84
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
94 on the way back home!
/work
You milk a cow for
94
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
98.
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
698 on getting high.
You gave yourself
87 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
89.
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
312
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
86
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
394 to your Patreon
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 18 seconds.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
304 to your Patreon!
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
97 because we pity you.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
558
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
82
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
54.
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
601.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
59
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
82 on the floor.
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
438!
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
375
/work
You find
71 randomly lying in the gutter
An adult video site pays you
342 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
462
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
96.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
85!
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
83
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
87.
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 45 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 53 seconds.
Dang
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
71!
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
95 for all your items.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
96 for a good job.
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
142 to get it cured.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
57.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
77
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
53.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
64
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
63
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
71
/work
You found
72 on the floor.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
62.
/Crime
You were fined
353 for slacking in school!
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
174
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
52, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
52
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
97
You fucked a traffic cone and found
263 inside it
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
475.
/work
72 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
55
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
99.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
325
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
630
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
62
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
62.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
62
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
76 near one of the potatoes
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
311.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
312.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
68
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
309
/work
You worked overtime for
82
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
54 for helping them out.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
330 trying to twerk.
/rob @austere glacier
You attempted to rob DK7#4137, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
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You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
388
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You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
56.
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You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
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In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
329 to fuck the girls inside.
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/work
You walk dogs for
74.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
79
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
76 from your peers.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
65.
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
262, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
72
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
59
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 14 seconds.
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
408
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
73
/work
You gave yourself
94 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
75.
/Crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
364.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
100.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
96, as it was originally their job
hey steve can you help me?
With what
.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
86, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
53
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
75
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
86
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
288 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
94
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
598 fine!
/rob @gaunt gull
You attempted to rob Steven987#3299, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
66.
@gaunt gull I’m not the one without money
You do a heist on the EU bank for
568
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
157 : D
I got more money in 5min than you got in total @strange garden
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for
420
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
130 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
76
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
83
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
85
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
63
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
99
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
92, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
89
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
94, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
96, as it was originally their job
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
51
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
79 for your efforts!
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
50!
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
64!
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
72
/work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
77, as it was originally their job
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
95
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
69
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
64.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
72
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
91
/work
You work as an egg and earn
68
/Crime
You rob a convenience store for
477
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
57.
You do a good deepthroating and earn
228 from the client
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
340.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
73
/work
You work all day at the factory
55
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
62
/work
You sell your crab for
88, you monster
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
379 went down your toilet
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
600 of stolen merchandise
fuck
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
512
/dep all
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
200!
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Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
598
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You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
98
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You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
355
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
78
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
93
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
72 😃
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
93.
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
209
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
388, luckily you aren't reported.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
80 a day
/work
You develop games and earn
80.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
75
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
98, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
315!
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
248
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
99
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
576 but you really don't remember.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
83
/work
You cannot work for 24 seconds.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
84
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
533 fine!
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
219
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
73
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
83 for your team winning!
/work
You went to work and gained
62
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
82
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
53
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
209 for your services.
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
542
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
88 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
133
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
338 to restore your save file.
fuck
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
80
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
232 in donations!
/Crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
356
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
90
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
69, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
70 when you got back home
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
95
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
52.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
76.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
75.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
264.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
67
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
65. Congrats!
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
85
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
83!
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
90.
You fucked a traffic cone and found
146 inside it
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
658 to clean it up.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
69.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
199 for disturbing the public peace.
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
381! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
76
/crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
640
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
Your friend pays you
348 for you to worship her feet
/work
You milk a cow for
87
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 7 seconds.
/WORK
You milk a cow for
57
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
52.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
69
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
95
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
281
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
268 in it
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
78
/slut
You get paid
204 for crossdressing
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
685 to clean it up.
Damn
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
85
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
98
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
72
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
85!
/work
You serve the customers and receive
54
/work
Just take the
84 and go...
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
276
/Crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
640 more
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
89.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
50
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
95
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
53
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
96 for your hard work
/work
A drunk man pays you
63 to walk backwards.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
50
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
100 for your hard work
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
82
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
61 for doing his job.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as the president and earn
53
/work
You develop games and earn
92.
/work
A drunk man pays you
78 to walk backwards.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
64!
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
67
/work
You walk dogs for
72.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
53 as in return!
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
87
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 26 seconds.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
60
You get paid
152 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
86
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
67.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
89
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
94
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
533
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
327.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
124.
/Crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
613.
/work
You worked and gained
56
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
57.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
95
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
71
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
65 because we pity you.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
55. The students loved you!
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
67
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
64
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
85
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
169 from you as compensation.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
61
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
97, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
310.
/Crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
571
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
63
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
100 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
100 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
86 for doing it
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
73 from ad revenue.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
67
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
77 because we pity you.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
72
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
80.
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
93
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
355
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
68. Congrats!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
76
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
299
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
255 in hospital expenses...
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
89 for doing it
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
73 from donations
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
96
/WORK
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
90
/work
You milk a cow for
63
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
443
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
399
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
85
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
79
/work
You become a game developer and raised
74 for charity.
/rob @austere glacier
You attempted to rob DK7#4137, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @cloud adder
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
98 on the way back home!
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
306.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
76
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
114
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
57 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
304 for your hard work.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
73
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
95.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
327, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You receive a check of
83 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
399
/slut
You rake in
281, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
58
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
80
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
587.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
319 inside it
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
71.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
84
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
70
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
60
/Crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
625
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
273 for disturbing the public peace.
You work as a starving college student, you found
53 on the ground.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
94, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
50
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
349
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
81 for your team winning!
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
54.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
95
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
182
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
611 to clean it up.
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
23 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You find
73 randomly lying in the gutter
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
96, it must be your lucky day!
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob cptYEET#0723, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
65, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
91
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
54!
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 46 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You battled and gained
93.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
89
/work
You worked and gained
60
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
50
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
54
You become a pimp and earn
336!
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
688
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
50 for a good job.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
99
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
78
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
74
/rob @gaunt gull
You attempted to rob Steven987#3299, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
153.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
86
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
73.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
74!
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
60
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
77.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
51
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
99!
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
79
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
674