#back-room
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You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
540 arrives in the mail the next day.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
86
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
106.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
94
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
587
/rob @shy cave
You attempted to rob Itz_Soviet#5906, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @ionic siren
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
72
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
124 and a real sore hangover.
/work
85 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
90
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
91
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
399
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
159.
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
89
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 37 seconds.
/Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
79
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
164
/Crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
625 fine!
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
91 from donations
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
81
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
98 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
61
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
51. Good job!
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
361.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
141.
/work
You were farming and earned
71
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
197.
/rob @sharp bobcat
You attempted to rob classyboi72#4917, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
: (
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
75.
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
427!
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You attempted to rob cptYEET#0723, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
why is everyone robbing me ; (
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
131.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 29 seconds.
You attempted to rob cptYEET#0723, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 59 seconds.
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
88
An unexpected error occurred executing this command.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
80 as in return!
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
144
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
327 .
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 25 seconds.
/rob Steven987
You've been fined
514 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
90!
/slut
You take it up the ass for
200
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
416!
Well you can’t win ‘em all
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
68
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
75!
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
138 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
338
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
87
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
76
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
85
/work
You are paid
88 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
77
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
320
/work
You cannot work for 51 seconds.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
53
/work
83 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
57. Good job.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
74.
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
356.
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
492
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
80
/crime
You steal
562 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/slut
You get
286 through donations on your cam stream.
Wooohooo
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
65
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
77. Good job!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
366 for a job well done.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
202.
/rob Matthew.FTP
You were caught attempting to rob Matthew.FTP#8988, and have been fined
291.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
96
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
52.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
97
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
74 for doing it
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
73!
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
50
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
84
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
173!
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
83 stashed inside one of them.
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
383 in profit.
/slut
You earned
178 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
60 for your contributions !
/crime
You sold drugs for
689
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
246.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
60, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
50.
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
667.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
86 on the floor.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
315 went down your toilet
/rob @neat python
You robbed
62 from Rocky#1674.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
379
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
84
/rob @solar comet
You've been fined
332 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
58
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
72. The students loved you!
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
68 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
94.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
282
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
208
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
76
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
93.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
83 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
378 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
73
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
122
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
56
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
58.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
95
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
96.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
73.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
Just take the
68 and go...
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
327.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
89
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 44 seconds.
/work
Just take the
95 and go...
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
97
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
142
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
96.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
146!
/Crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
331
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
88!
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
75
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
69 for your services.
/work
You gave yourself
86 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at
647.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
140
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
59 for your struggles.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
80.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
81 for doing his job.
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
628
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
290 in one night.
/bal
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
65
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
84
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
84
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
555 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
81
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
119
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
87
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
74
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
193.
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
399
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
84, albeit reluctantly.
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
605 and lost all your toilet paper.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
84! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
236 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You have been fined
440 because you ate during work hours.
/rob @red sundial
You robbed
1,437 from bewxre#7138.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
64
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
57
/work
You walk dogs for
52.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
546 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/bal
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
52 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
241.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
52.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
61.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
76
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
116 fine!
/crime
You steal
555 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
60
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/rob @shy cave
You attempted to rob Itz_Soviet#5906, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
60.
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
232
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
386 on her.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
88
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
70.
/work
You cannot work for 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
53
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
73
/work
You worked overtime for
80
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
71
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
95!
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
77 as in return!
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
97
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
56 I think...
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
228
/Crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
571
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
61
/Crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
686
Weird
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
95
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
79
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
62
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You walk dogs for
95.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
92!
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
155.
/Crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
420.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
72
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
55.
/rob @late mica
You were caught attempting to rob macca#1969, and have been fined
495.
F
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
85
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
199
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
458
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
82.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
57.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
225
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
526.
/rob @red sundial
You robbed
156 from bewxre#7138.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
74
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
52.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
67
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
273 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
172!
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
100.
/rob @broken sorrel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 10 minutes.
/rob @broken sorrel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 31 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a model and earn
84
/Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 12 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
79
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
499
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
84
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
338.
/Crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
560
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
318, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You gave yourself
100 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/rob @broken sorrel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 7 minutes and 34 seconds.
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
645.
Ffff
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
76
You worked and gained
78
Word of advice; the less often you crime/slut the more successful you are.
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
You cannot work for 1 second.
You work as a pumpkin picker
56
Ok Great ty
Can I rob you
Please
/work
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
54 for doing it
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
66
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
59
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
89.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
70
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
87
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
72. The students loved you!
/work
You got out of bed. Have
53
/dep 300
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
90.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
170.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
699
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
66
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
94, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
63!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
62
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
52
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
52.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
94!
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
577 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
95
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
90
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
80.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
191 to restock.
Fuck
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
67
/work
A drunk man pays you
56 to walk backwards.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
90.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
87
/work
You find
57 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 18 seconds.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
153 in return!
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
88
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
70.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
77
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
75
/work
You gave yourself
73 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
94
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
54
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
91, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
88
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
60 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You sell your crab for
92, you monster
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
99.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
100
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
66 anyway.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
90.
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
54
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
67
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
78!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
68
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
55 from selling drinks
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
448. Great job.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
99
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
446
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 45 seconds.
/slut
You get
102 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
53
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
96
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
81. Congrats!
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
90
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 42 seconds.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
291.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
54
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
83
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
65
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
96 worth of scrap.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
91
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
239 in hospital fees.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
298
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
170 and a sore ass.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
82
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
64
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
53
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
/Crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
635 on the way back.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
71
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
82
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
63
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
74.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
111 to fix your leg
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
390!
/rob @red sundial
You were caught attempting to rob bewxre#7138, and have been fined
534.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
59 for helping them out.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
50.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
52
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
86.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
59
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
71
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
88
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
83
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
88 for your services.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
81
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
54.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
94
/work
A drunk man pays you
71 to walk backwards.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
86 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
81
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
90.
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
94
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
518 worth of silver coins.
/work
You found
94 on the floor.
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
345!
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
60
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
84
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
82 for your hard work
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
168.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
90
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
75
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
368
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
86 because we pity you.
/work
You were farming and earned
98
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/Crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
276.
/slut
You get
245 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
69
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
87.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
90
/work
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
78
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
63.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
291
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
283
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
88.
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
411 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
64.
/work
You went to work and gained
60
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
87.
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
537
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
217
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
61
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
252 to your Patreon
/Crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
283
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
58
/work
You sell bananas for
82
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
84.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
90
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
96
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
96
/work
You gave yourself
95 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
96
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @gaunt gull
You attempted to rob Steven987#3299, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
67
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
89
/rob @cloud adder
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 31 minutes.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
80 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You drive women to the store for
80
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
66
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
63
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
50
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
62
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
87.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
78
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
59
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
86
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
381
/Crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
451
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
98
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
86, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
94
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
59
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
58.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
67
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
77
/work
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
57
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
90
/work
You gave yourself
94 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You slept in a bed and found
57 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
290 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/Crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
676 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
95
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
157
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
50 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
72.
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
390.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 11 seconds.
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
86, as it was originally their job
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
94, as it was originally their job
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 48 seconds.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
64
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
56 for your work.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
121 fine!
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
443 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 38 seconds.
/Crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
294
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
393
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
96
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
80
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
60
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
683 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
178 from the client
/rob @wooden gate
You robbed
4 from hale#0001.
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
583
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
82
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
393
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
56
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 30 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 41 minutes.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
93
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
90 off your new game.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
72!
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
69
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
70!
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
100
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
60.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
82 for your contributions !
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
83 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
70
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
95
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
77 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
93
/work
You cannot work for 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
74
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
62