Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
255
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Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
255
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
92.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
66
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
74
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
51
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
88
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
656 on the ground in the parking lot.
i had a god damn plan
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
99
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
61
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
357!
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
64 for doing it
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
204 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
96
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
369.
AYO
L
You were caught in the act, and fined
474
BRUH
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
423
/rob @sullen spade
You've been fined
699 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
395.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
53
/rob @cosmic crystal
You've been fined
401 for trying to rob a poor person.
L
hahaha
Lol
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
72
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
64
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
176 to clean the stains.
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
437
/rob @boreal sequoia
You were caught attempting to rob CortesTheKiller#1828, and have been fined
456.
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
82
/work
/slut
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
67
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
167 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
327
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
86 for your team winning!
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
418!
/use gun
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
92 off of donations.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
69.
/bal
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
381
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
59 from your peers.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
94
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
75
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
79!
/work
You milk a cow for
59
/work
You found
88 on the floor.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
68
/work
You worked overtime for
61
/work
You cannot work for 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
64, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
92 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 26 seconds.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
69.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
51 out of pity.
💀
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
81
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
95 from selling drinks
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for
584
/crime
You are paid
293 to hit yourself.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
169.
/work
You were farming and earned
82
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
81
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
389!
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
85
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
368
/slut
You rake in
353, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
88.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 35 seconds.
/rob rob@small hawk
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @small hawk
You were caught attempting to rob Gavin The Forth#3547, and have been fined
386.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
89
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
352 from the client
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
274!

/rob Bosssaur#6490
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Bosssaur#6490
You were caught attempting to rob Bosssaur#6490, and have been fined
585.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
100
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
375 to resolve your burnt skin.

/work
You work as a janitor and earn
59
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
223
Damn
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
72 I think...
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
464

/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
289
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
95
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
94!
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
274
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
56
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
651, luckily you aren't reported.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
373 for the good time.
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
77 for your contributions !
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
97.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
400... yikes
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
76 though.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
69!
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
60
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
60
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
69
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
61!
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
70.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
89 in your direction.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
98
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
63.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
76 from your peers.
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
243
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
63
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
91
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
96
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
90 anyway.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
86 from your peers.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
89
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
55
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
86!
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
72. Good job!
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
499 to help him out.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
60
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
305.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
94 for helping them out.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
71
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
82 I think...
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
174
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
80
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
298 for the damage.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
286 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
62 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/bal
/work
/balance
/work
You do some work around the house for
87
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
79! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
363 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
70
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
257 fine!
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
300
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
94.
/rob ders
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - ders#3208
2 - DerSchottenrockHeber#2880
3 - Dersinium#8325
/rob ders#3208
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob ders#3208, and have been fined
336.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
77
/work
You drive women to the store for
58
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
51
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
68
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
332 in the process.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
200 after.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
84
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
693 on the way back.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
128 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
59 for your efforts!
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
316
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
84 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
224!
/rob CortesTheKiller#1828
You attempted to rob CortesTheKiller#1828, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
balls (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Taxi you are wise
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
50 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
447
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
363, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
Oh no
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
255
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
175
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
79, albeit reluctantly.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
75.
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
637 and an invitation to Anonymous
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
263 for disturbing the public peace.
/rob taxi#3284
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob taxi
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - taxi#3264
2 - taxicabofdoom#9330
/rob taxi#3264
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob taxi#3264, and have been fined
522.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
54
/work
Just take the
86 and go...
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
356
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
343 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/rob classyboi72#4917
You've been fined
269 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob Gavin The Fourth
You robbed
21 from Gavin The Fourth#3547.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
62.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
578 in sheer terror.
/crime
You are fined
682 for jaywalking
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
60 out of pity.
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
496 of stolen merchandise
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
184
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
62
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
588 when you fell over.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
222 after.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
66
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
355 to your Patreon
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @half kiln
You were caught attempting to rob Wicket#7059, and have been fined
435.
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
306 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/rob @cosmic crystal
You attempted to rob Drippy#1451, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Dang
Lol
This is a war
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
64
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
150.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
402
Shit
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
364.
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
398!
/rob Drippy
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Drippy#7612
2 - Drippy#1451
3 - Drippy P00#8307
4 - Drippysavage861#9379
5 - drippytoon#1128
6 - DrippyTripper#3380
1
You attempted to rob Drippy#7612, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
614
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
94
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
342 went down your toilet
Damn
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
51
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
282
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
490 from you!
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
81
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
317
/slut
You take it up the ass for
120
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
/rob TechSupport#1251
You attempted to rob TechSupport#1251, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
420 taken away from you!
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
142
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
75!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
694

/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
488
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
87, as it was originally their job
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
350 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/rob @small hawk
You've been fined
609 for trying to rob a poor person.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
68
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
424
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
122
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
101.
/crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
256.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
96
💀 💀
/rob cptYEET#0723
You robbed
21 from cptYEET#0723.
💀
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
92
💀
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob cptYEET#0723, and have been fined
630.
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
567
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
100
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
82.
/crime
You steal lamps for
546
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
118
You attempted to rob Drippy#1451, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
damn
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
393, and you go ahead with it.
omg i'm in the back rooms :0
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
56 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
292 for disturbing the public peace.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
291 to get it out
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
70
/rob @small hawk
You were caught attempting to rob Gavin The Fourth#3547, and have been fined
432.
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
346.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
56
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
256!
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
77
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
657
/slut
An adult video site pays you
342 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/rob @solar comet
You robbed
1,280 from falky0002#4985.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
90, albeit reluctantly.
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
612 and some butterscotch candy.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
263.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
88 for your services.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
53 on the ground.
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You got featured and won
69
/rob DK7#4137
You were caught attempting to rob DK7#4137, and have been fined
289.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
70.
/work
You are paid
99 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
124 to fix your leg
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
464.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
493 for more in game currency.
/Slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
176 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
76
/rob Neotank101#7166
You attempted to rob Neotank101#7166, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

/rob rocky#1674
You robbed
48 from Rocky#1674.
/rob jonk#1912
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
53
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
641.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
309
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
51
/work
You got out of bed. Have
58
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
314. Good payroll today gamers.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
181
/rob @vale cloud
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 47 minutes and 37 seconds.
Damn
/WORK
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
68.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
132.
/crime
You have been fined
262 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
55
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
318 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
63
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
335.
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
79.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
87
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
198.
🗿
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
296 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
353
/rob DK7#4137
You robbed
64 from DK7#4137.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
75
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
265 to clean the stains.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
696
/rob @cosmic crystal
You attempted to rob Drippy#1451, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Dang
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
240!
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
673
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
67
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
243 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
98
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
285
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
154 for having your junk out.
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
592 from Sonder#0831.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
95
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
55
/crime
A woman gave you
697, for killing her husband!
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
370 from the client
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
80
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
348
/slut
Your friend pays you
308 for you to worship her feet
/rob Gavin The Fourth#3547
You attempted to rob Gavin The Fourth#3547, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
58
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 seconds.
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
637 .
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
333
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 24 seconds.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
506.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
65
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
229
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
77
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
374 from you.
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
487 fine.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
70 in profits
/work
You receive a check of
99 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
433
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
385.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
73
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
70
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
84.
/rob .Pot#9385
You robbed
1 from .Pot#9385.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
478
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
106 and a sore ass.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
74
/rob rocky#1674
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 23 minutes.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
88
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
62 for your team winning!
/work
You work as the president and earn
59
/crime
You hacked google and stole
343.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
350
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
88 off of donations.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
305.
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
553!
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
314 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
60 for helping them out.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
240 from you.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
166
/crime
You hacked this server and got
566.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
67
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
326
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
381
/rob Seto Kaiba#6665
You were caught attempting to rob Seto Kaiba#6665, and have been fined
682.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
96.
/rob classyboi72#4917
You were caught attempting to rob classyboi72#4917, and have been fined
478.
/work
You do some work around the house for
96
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
88!
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
315.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
341
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
84
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
461 to the orphanage.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
294 and a sore ass.
/rob @pure dragon
You attempted to rob KingNothing#8357, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work as a pumpkin picker
76
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
108
L
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
56 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
380
Making money
By being a bitch
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
669!
I'm gonna gamble 6k
You were caught attempting to rob Gavin The Fourth#3547, and have been fined
502.
I got no money I gambled all of it
Yeah
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
93 on the ground.
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
491! Hell yes.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
279
/slut
Your friend pays you
152 for you to worship her feet
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
453
/rob KingNothing#8357
You attempted to rob KingNothing#8357, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 31 minutes and 31 seconds.
😤
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
65.
Only 65 for that
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
79
/rob classyboi72#4917
You attempted to rob classyboi72#4917, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
345
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
237 from you as compensation.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
83
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
445 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
70
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
327!
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
521
Bruh!
guys
why cant i pull out my gun when im robbing a store?
i cant find out how
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
78 for watching.
/work
You work all day at the factory
82
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
80
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
82
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
81
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
56
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
50
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
76
/work
You work as a model and earn
73
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
69
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
57
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
87
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
548 in it!
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
202!
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
78.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
177 from the men.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
471 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
87.
/rob @red sundial
You robbed
4,337 from bewxre#7138.
damn bro
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
77
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
90.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
64
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
54 when you got back home
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
63
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
309
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
374
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
58 I think...
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
58.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
620 in damages.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
387 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
67 out of pity.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
87 on the floor.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
73
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
394
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
73.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
65.
/rob cptYEET#0723
You attempted to rob cptYEET#0723, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
95
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
52
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
218
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
97
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
335
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
212.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
70
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
93
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
85 from your peers.
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
265 in it!
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
321.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
76 for your work.
/rob classyboi#4917
You were caught attempting to rob classyboi72#4917, and have been fined
414.
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
687
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
60.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
99 was earned.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
67
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
276 fine.
I always get caught
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
55
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
218 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?