You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
367
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You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
367
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
68.
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
270
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
344
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
88 off your performance.
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
426 on the way back.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
53 from your peers.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
57
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
82
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
72.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
334
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
501 worth of silver coins.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
100 for your services.
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
681
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
91
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
390.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
76
/work
You went to work and gained
61
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
258 from the client
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
81
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
53
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
87. Good job.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
56 on the ground.
/work
You cannot work for 19 seconds.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
90 for doing it
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
80.
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
377.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
84!
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
370 on the way back to your ship.
/rob geminace
You robbed
357 from Geminace#5796.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
100
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
92.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
53
/rob Solavellan#5442
You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined
456.
/bal
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
78 for your team winning!
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
68 though.
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
683 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
288 : D
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
89
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
634.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
224.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
74
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 9 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
62! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
236.
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
289
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
112.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
99 off your new game.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
383 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
128
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
678 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
88 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
496 taken away from you!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
180
/work
You cannot work for 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
82.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
89.
/rob Vortex#0667
You robbed
1,597 from Vortex#0667.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
178
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
654.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
87 for your work.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
94
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
241.
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
684 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
92 in your direction.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
609 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
246
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
70.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
71. Good job.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
64
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
59
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
615
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
307 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You walk dogs for
57.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 31 seconds.
/rob Solavellan#5442
You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined
365.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
73 for all your items.
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You went to work and gained
64
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
78. Good job!
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
83
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
100
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
60
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
87
/work
A drunk man pays you
76 to walk backwards.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
61.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
73 off of donations.
/work
You worked overtime for
51
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
183
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
688
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
92
/work
You worked overtime for
62
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
80
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
89
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
55 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
66!
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
67 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
88
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
193 from you as compensation.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
63.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
84 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
72.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
78 for all your items.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
96
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
83
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
59
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
361 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
308!
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
61
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
387 from you!
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
291!
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
51
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 3 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
92.
/work
You develop games and earn
75.
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
574
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
342
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
90
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
466
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
277!
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
76
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
78, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
286 fine!
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
103 for your services.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
69
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 27 seconds.

/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
89 for your hard work
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
89
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
179

/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
65!
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
67
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
273

/work
You slept in a bed and found
66 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You get
209 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
381. Great job.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
60
/work
You work as an egg and earn
85
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
397
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
375
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
62
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
53.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
267 for having your junk out.
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
407.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 25 seconds.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
91
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
81
Monee
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
92.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
318
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
300.
/work
You develop games and earn
83.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
324

/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
193
Noooooooo
L
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
75 though.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.
You become a pimp and earn
392!

/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
93 for your team winning!
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
266
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
258
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
93.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
241!
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
414
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
69, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
249.
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
55
/work
You cannot work for 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
83
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
98.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
197 to your Patreon!
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
51 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
75
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
136!
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
91
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 seconds.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
330 after.
/work
You drive women to the store for
81
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
171
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
281
bro what 💀
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
75.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
90
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
380
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
69
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
79.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
70.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
350.

/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
73
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
55!
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
70!
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
228
Did
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
61.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
76
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
80, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
283 : D
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
86 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
88 from your peers.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
54
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
91
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 12 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
91.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
89, as it was originally their job
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
54
/work
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
57
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
552
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
176 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
89 for your services.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
246
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
98
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
245 at you.

/work
You do some work around the house for
100
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
65
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
68
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 8 seconds.
/rob 671613376539131925
You were caught attempting to rob Vk#6727, and have been fined
276.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
82 for your team winning!
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
305!
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
197 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
67
/crime
You scammed some person and got
568 in cash.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
178 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
55
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
378 to your Patreon
/work
You become a game developer and raised
83 for charity.
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
605
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
261 on the way back to your ship.
/rob 671613376539131925
You were caught attempting to rob Vk#6727, and have been fined
286.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
70
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
291
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
250 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
56
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
266
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
54 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
204

/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
77 I think...
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
76
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
90.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
189!
/work
You work all day at the factory
89
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
175.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
60
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
62 for doing his job.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
98
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
145
You get a commission request, the payment is
68.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
62
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
66
/work
You got out of bed. Have
87
/work
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
323... yikes
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
599
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
100.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
99.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
68, albeit reluctantly.
/crime
You were fined
309 for slacking in school!
/work
You cannot work for 46 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
58 😃
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
70
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
67 to help fund the project!
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
235

/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
331 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
350
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
78!
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
95
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
69 for your hard work
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
395 at you.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
53
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
51
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
51
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
99
/work
You sell your crab for
100, you monster
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
61
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
53 for helping them out.
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
250.

/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
63
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
70.
/work
Just take the
77 and go...
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
58
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
661
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
323.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
169 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
491 on her.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
65!
/work
You found
67 on the floor.
/work
You cannot work for 55 seconds.
/work
You milk a cow for
87
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
94
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
142!
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
691
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
96
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You did a crime and got
565 from it :/
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
340 in donations!
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Rocky
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Rocky#1674
2 - ROCKY#1088
3 - Rocky007#0369
4 - RockyCactus8#5312
5 - rockygamer#9090
6 - RockyPre#5009
7 - rockyraccoon#9224
8 - Rockyvader100#8199
9 - Rockyy#3321
1
You were caught attempting to rob Rocky#1674, and have been fined
254.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
98
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
57 on the ground.
/crime
You steal
627 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
/work
You develop games and earn
73.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
89. Good job!
/crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
251
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
60.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
97.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
71
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
229

/work
You sell V-bucks and make
69!
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
165 for child support before disownment.
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
69

/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
93.
…
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
70
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
56
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
375
/slut
You get
288 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
73 on the ground.
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
63!
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
221.
/work
You cannot work for 55 seconds.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
87
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
93
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
57!
/work
You worked overtime for
87
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
76.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
215 on medical bills.
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
312.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
97
/work
You are paid
74 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
159 from the client
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
63
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
260 from the men.
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
556 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
92
/crime
You steal lamps for
612
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob joost#0919, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @cosmic crystal
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
oof
:/
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
224 for your services.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
FUCK
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
186
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
74 worth of scrap.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
150 for surgery.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
458 for offending the soccer mom.

/work
You help clean a horses stable for
53
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
265 to fix your leg
Im no- bye 
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
60
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
51
/work
You clean the chimney and find
78.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
97
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
78
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
85.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
77
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
90
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
157

/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
100. The students loved you!
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
414
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
242
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
52!
I must've traveled to Kyrgystan or Kazakhstan
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
75.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 24 seconds.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
78 😃
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
77
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
63 off your performance.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
89
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
51
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
50 worth of scrap.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
252
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
310
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
244.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
WHAT]
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
95
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
77.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
56
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
62
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
64
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
83!
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
181
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
80!
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
97
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
52.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
74
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
123.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
298.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
52.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
69
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
528
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
348
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
66
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 9 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
69 for your hard work
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
90
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
92
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
203.
BRUH
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
306.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
446.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
54
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
173
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
632
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @next owl
You robbed
1,640 from StormHooves#2973.
/rob @full parrot
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
76.
/work
You walk dogs for
54.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
80!
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
312 for violating the stay-at-home order.

/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
87
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
71
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
122 for having your junk out.
/work
You were farming and earned
84
/slut
An adult video site pays you
358 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
52
/rob @grim pilot
You were caught attempting to rob Neotank101#7166, and have been fined
542.
AYE
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
90
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
617!
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
235 from the client
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
77
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 15 seconds.

Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
257 for their medical fees.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You receive a check of
95 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
53.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
290.
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
355 fine.

/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
55
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
62
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
601
You found an extra
230 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
62
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
76.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
74
/work