You worked overtime for
52
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You worked overtime for
52
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
81
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
74
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You gave yourself
92 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
117
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
105 to your Patreon!
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
341!
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
99
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You went to work and gained
95
/work
You cannot work for 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
78
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
87
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
51.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
85. Good job.
/work
Just take the
72 and go...
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
100
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
91!
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
82
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
79
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
60.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
58.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
100!
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
69!
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
86
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
380
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
567.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
56.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
88
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
65
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
195.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
50
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
366
You rob a McDonald's and take
409.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
73
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
74
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
418.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
243
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
75
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
356 went down your toilet
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
60 on the floor.
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
363
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
56 on the floor.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
54.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
70, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
137 inside it
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
369
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
531...
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
95
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
98
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
100.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
54
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
90
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
71 off your new game.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
71 off your performance.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
581
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
72
/work
Just take the
58 and go...
/work
Just take the
93 and go...
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
348 and a sore ass.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
73
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
95
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
79
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
576.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes.
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
260
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
82.
/work
You sell your crab for
82, you monster
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
82 for doing it
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
74
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
627 .
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
94 off of donations.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
59
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You found
93 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
100
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
381
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
388
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Canigo_olast#4242
You attempted to rob Canigo_olast#4242, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
65.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
350 to clean the stains.
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
493
/rob therandomladdie#1658
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
You milk a cow for
78
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
634 in the process.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
98
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
88
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
51
/work
You drive women to the store for
58
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
209.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
58!
/work
You gave yourself
95 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
401
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
52.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
88
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
51 though.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
59 when you got back home
/work
You milk a cow for
83
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
86
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
336
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
90
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
97
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
72!
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
57
/work
You cannot work for 33 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
100 for your struggles.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
79. Congrats!
/work
You work all day at the factory
62
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 40 seconds.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
57 for the hard work
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
84.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You sell your crab for
54, you monster
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
448 on her.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
112.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
89
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
113 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
57
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
67
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
67
/rob @magic roost
You were caught attempting to rob Phone Charger#5529, and have been fined
588.
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
519 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 26 seconds.
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
84.
/slut
You get
318 through donations on your cam stream.
Go into the bar and type /bal
/bal
In bar
Ah ok
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
255 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
77
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
84.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
93
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
140 out of pity.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
71 from your peers.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
226
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
54
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
73
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
60 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
336
/crime
You robbed
398 from a convenience store.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
95
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
75.
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
257 for sexual assault
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 18 seconds.
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
187 to clean the stains.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
85
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
350
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
393
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob joost#0919, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You found
64 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
90
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
69.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
68 to help fund the project!
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
63 for it.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
92
/work
You cannot work for 41 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
88
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 4 seconds.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
311 from the men.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
72
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
90
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
51
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
61.
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
80
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
538.
/slut
Your friend pays you
266 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
69
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
59
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
90.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
62
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
51. The students loved you!
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 58 seconds.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
56
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
56
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
277 out of pity.
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
264
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
98
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
100.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
83 for it.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
61!
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
340
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
178
/work
You cannot work for 30 seconds.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
348.
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
407
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
81
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 40 seconds.
/rob @cloud adder
You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined
607.
FUCK
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
81.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
52!
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
85
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
382 for your solid work.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
77
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
96
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
90
/work
You gave yourself
58 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 46 seconds.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
72.
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
690
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
172
/work
You work as an egg and earn
51
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
75
/work
A drunk man pays you
60 to walk backwards.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
189.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
97
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
340
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
89.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
65
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
70! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
77 in profits
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
411
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
52.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
71
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
61
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
74.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
92.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
62
/slut
You earned
223 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
100
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
50
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
95
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
618
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
233 for the night.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
96 for a good job.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
91
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
60
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
90!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
85
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
100
/work
You do some work around the house for
55
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
95, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
94!
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
100
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
79.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
71
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
94
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
98.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
76
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 23 seconds.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
93 .
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
86
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
81!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
88
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
65
/work
Just take the
69 and go...
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
68!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
75
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
81.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
62
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
98
/work
You work as an egg and earn
71
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
199.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
79
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
93
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
63 was earned.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
362 went down your toilet
/work
You work as an egg and earn
68
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
70.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
77!
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
678
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
322 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
552 because they don't get paid enough
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
78.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
72 for your team winning!
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
292
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
70 as in return!
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
361.
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
357
You work as a beefeater and earn
63
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
357 for your hard work.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
425 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
624 fine!
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
55
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
84 for your contributions !
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
672
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
111 from the men.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
259.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
52
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
533.
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
100.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
/shop
/work
You got featured and won
83
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
63
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
56
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
116
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
377
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
95
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
75
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
58 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
99
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
93.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
193.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
79
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
408 for bail!
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
88
/leaderboard
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 5 seconds.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
54
/work
You cannot work for 41 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
56 for charity.
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
88!
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
85
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
336
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for
392
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
55
/crime
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
374.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
219, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
78!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
72.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
88
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
136 in hospital fees.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
87
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
65 off your new game.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
52
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
274 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
92
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
314 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
90!
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
60!
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
91 off your performance.
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
196 for public indecency.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
96
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
237.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
60
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
65 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
388.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
196 in one night.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
80
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
224 to your Patreon!
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
133!
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
66 out of pity.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
80 for all your items.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
579 fine!
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
280!
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
81
/work
You were farming and earned
93
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
52
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
484
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
67
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
63
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
98
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
143.
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
254
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
85 .
/crime
You sold drugs for
392
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @acoustic elm
You were caught attempting to rob RAMBO_#9988, and have been fined
503.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
52
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
94
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
78
/work
You walk dogs for
75.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
673 kiddo
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
348
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
73.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
225!
/crime
You robbed
315 from a convenience store.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
54.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
59
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
100
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
55
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
331
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
591
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
76, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
453
/SLUT
You get paid
335 for crossdressing
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
88
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
73
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
299 fine.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
166.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
77 for helping them out.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
88. Congrats!
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
325
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
78
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
69
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
502.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
54 in your direction.
/bal
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
72
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
54.
You help clean a horses stable for
81
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
77
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 29 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
78 for your hard work
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
96.
/slut
You earn
174 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 44 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
65 for your struggles.
/work
You are paid
87 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
92, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
60
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
78
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
88
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
85 for helping them out.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
88
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
95 for all your items.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
71
/work
You worked overtime for
50
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
57
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
458
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
114 and a sore ass.
/work
You worked and gained
93
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
590
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
153!
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
52.
/work
You work as the president and earn
72
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
87
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
76
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
182
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
100
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
69, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
78
/work
You make a living selling weed for
81 a day
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
55
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
91
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
66
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 35 seconds.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
342
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
585
/work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
/work
You got featured and won
77
/work
You cannot work for 35 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
53
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
58
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 47 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
64
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
86
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
60
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
60.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
71 for your work.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
77
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
508.
Damn
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
63
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
60 near one of the potatoes
/work