#back-room

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash51

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Solavellan#5442

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash63!

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Solavellan#5442

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Solavellan#5442

You milk a cow for Cash97

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Balistickkilla#4510

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash73!

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/slut

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Balistickkilla#4510

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash236

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash87

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you Cash337.

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash256

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calvicius#9240

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash86

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/work

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phoenixreaperr#1677

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash54!

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/slut

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phoenixreaperr#1677

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash290 for surgery.

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/crime

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phoenixreaperr#1677

You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find Cash695 worth of assets.

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash71

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash97

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/work

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crisps#3092

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash90.

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/crime

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crisps#3092

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay Cash390 in hospital expenses...

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/slut

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crisps#3092

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash198

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nooo

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash92 on the floor.

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash112

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash86 after the pizzeria closes down.

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/work

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Baine406#5491

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash57!

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/worj

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crisps#3092

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash55

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/slut

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crisps#3092

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash128

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/work

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crisps#3092

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash63.

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/work

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Baine406#5491

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash85 .

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/crime

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Baine406#5491

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for Cash571.

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash71 for your team winning!

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash79.

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash71

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash85 when you got back home

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash63

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/withdraw 100

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TerrorToni#1791

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash82

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/work

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TerrorToni#1791

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

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/crime

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TerrorToni#1791

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a Cash598 fine!

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fuck

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how do i

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get money

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/money

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/crime

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TerrorToni#1791

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 48 seconds.

old hazel
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/slut

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TerrorToni#1791

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash271 for the good time.

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LOL

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/slut

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TerrorToni#1791

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 29 seconds.

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/work

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TerrorToni#1791

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 51 seconds.

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Baine406#5491

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash66

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Baine406#5491

You made a great pun! Take this Cash54.

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/work

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Baine406#5491

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash66 😃

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/work

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Baine406#5491

stopwatch You cannot work for 42 seconds.

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Baine406#5491

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash100

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You serve the customers and receive Cash72

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/work

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash69

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash66

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash90! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash93

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Baine406#5491

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash53

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash86

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

You steal Cash281 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash56

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash304 to fix your leg

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for Cash512. No one found out... thank God.

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/work

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash68

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/work

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VLONE#1193

You worked at the office overtime for Cash60

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/crime

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Guybrush#6486

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had Cash469 on her.

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/work

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Guybrush#6486

You repair the lights and receive Cash92

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/slut

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Guybrush#6486

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash326... yikes

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash53.

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash84.

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/slut

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Baine406#5491

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash135

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T04ST#1595

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash76.

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/work

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash84

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/work

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Baine406#5491

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash75

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash131

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You find Cash58 randomly lying in the gutter

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/work

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skrt cobain#3194

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash93.

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/work

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skrt cobain#3194

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash97

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/slut

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skrt cobain#3194

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash322!

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/slut

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skrt cobain#3194

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash56

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/slut

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𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗨𝗦␈ [SMITE]#1079

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash141

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/Work

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𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗨𝗦␈ [SMITE]#1079

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash73

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/Crime

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𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗨𝗦␈ [SMITE]#1079

You did a crime and got Cash470 from it :/

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash66.

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash79

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

You choked on your aspirations. You lost Cash353

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash258

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/work

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joost#0919

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash50, albeit reluctantly.

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/work

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Guybrush#6486

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash86.

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/crime

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Guybrush#6486

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined Cash404

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/slut

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Guybrush#6486

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash211 after.

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/rob joost#0919

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Guybrush#6486

check You robbed Cash37 from joost#0919.

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/work

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NobleOne#4431

You work as a comedian and earn Cash66

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NobleOne#4431

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.

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Baine406#5491

You receive a check of Cash55 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

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Baine406#5491

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash56

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash57 from a thrown out wallet.

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash53

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash534.

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash224

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/slut

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash339 from the client

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/work

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash60

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Baine406#5491

You bought and sold items and profited Cash57

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Baine406#5491

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash76

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Baine406#5491

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash58

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Baine406#5491

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash66

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost Cash692.

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you Cash113.

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash66

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Solavellan#5442

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash65, albeit reluctantly.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 57 seconds.

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Solavellan#5442

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash64

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash92

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Solavellan#5442

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash51.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 15 seconds.

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Solavellan#5442

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash100.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 57 seconds.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a human statue and earn Cash82

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/crime

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Guybrush#6486

You rob a drug dealer and gain Cash546

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/work

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Guybrush#6486

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash90

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/slut

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Guybrush#6486

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash362

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash78

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash84

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash184 from the client

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/work

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash68

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/work

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash50

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash74 out of pity.

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/work

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash92

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash98

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined Cash502

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash119

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/slut

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash112!

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/work

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash92 near one of the potatoes

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/work

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SkylarDarkLove#3545

You drive women to the store for Cash71

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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/slut

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SkylarDarkLove#3545

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash353

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash96 stashed inside one of them.

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/work

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

A drunk man pays you Cash70 to walk backwards.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash50

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you Cash54 as in return!

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash54

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash90 for helping them out.

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash95!

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You milk a cow for Cash97

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash79 because we pity you.

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash100.

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 31 seconds.

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash80.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.

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Solavellan#5442

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash55

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash91!

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash98

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash56 after the pizzeria closes down.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash78 for the hard work

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You milk a cow for Cash76

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash82.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash57

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash94

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You walk dogs for Cash87.

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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You work as the president and earn Cash59

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 52 seconds.

urban steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Chief FM#0814

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash79

urban steeple
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
Chief FM#0814

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

urban steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Chief FM#0814

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for Cash326

urban steeple
#

/bal

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Chief FM#0814

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 39 seconds.

urban steeple
#

/rob @broken sorrel

silent galeBOT
#
Chief FM#0814

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined Cash661.

urban steeple
#

🤕

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash74

craggy jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash275

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash69

full parrot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined Cash659

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash346, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You become a game developer and raised Cash56 for charity.

elfin fable
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a man chears#0239

You receive a check of Cash72 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

elfin fable
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
a man chears#0239

You found an extra Cash320 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

elfin fable
#

/dep all

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash64.

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash99

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a street performer and earn Cash68

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash67 for your efforts!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash96.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash59 when you got back home

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash78 on the ground.

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash235, and you go ahead with it.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash76!

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash50!

marsh flint
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Amidalix#3415

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash86

marsh flint
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Amidalix#3415

You dabbed. Cash665 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

marsh flint
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
Amidalix#3415

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

marsh flint
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Amidalix#3415

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash154!

marsh flint
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Amidalix#3415

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 23 seconds.

marsh flint
#

/rob @full parrot

silent galeBOT
#
Amidalix#3415

xmark You attempted to rob Canigo_olast#4242, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

marsh flint
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Amidalix#3415

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 35 seconds.

marsh flint
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Amidalix#3415

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 41 seconds.

full parrot
#

I have negative balance homie 😭

marsh flint
#

bruh

signal bear
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Skye_TheTransGirl#5931

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash183

signal bear
#

Fuck

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash82

native rover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
randomgamer47#9568

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash60 for the hard work

native rover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
randomgamer47#9568

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash219!

native rover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
randomgamer47#9568

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined Cash645

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash88 strewn about between the seats!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash95 for your hard work

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash52

full parrot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You hacked google and stole Cash304.

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash400 : D

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash99 was earned.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash55!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash77 stashed inside one of them.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash53

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash133.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash78

urban steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Chief FM#0814

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash88

urban steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Chief FM#0814

You rob a convenience store for Cash300

urban steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Chief FM#0814

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 9 seconds.

urban steeple
#

/rob @full parrot

silent galeBOT
#
Chief FM#0814

xmark You attempted to rob Canigo_olast#4242, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

urban steeple
#

L

full parrot
#

Cmon man 😭

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash68 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

full parrot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a Cash515 fine!

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash329

pseudo kindle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ben!#6144

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash185

pseudo kindle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ben!#6144

You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his Cash336 for safe keeping.

pseudo kindle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ben!#6144

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash94.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Leo_W#9016

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash71 for watching.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash92

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash230

craggy jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash256, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash61

alpine forum
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
EnchantedOri#1047

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash65 😃

hushed stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Nukii🦦#0073

You went to work and gained Cash85

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You become a game developer and raised Cash59 for charity.

full parrot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash594 but you really don't remember.

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash225

full parrot
#

😭

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash66.

ripe merlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
BellaBigBalls<$#0116

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash124, and you go ahead with it.

ripe merlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
BellaBigBalls<$#0116

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash74.

ripe merlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
BellaBigBalls<$#0116

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for Cash414.

charred topaz
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
carpetbomber#8933

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash90. Good job.

charred topaz
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
carpetbomber#8933

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash305 in donations!

charred topaz
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
carpetbomber#8933

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.

charred topaz
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
carpetbomber#8933

You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make Cash608!

languid timber
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
User Not Found#0404

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined Cash439

charred topaz
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
carpetbomber#8933

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.

languid timber
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
User Not Found#0404

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash68

charred topaz
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
carpetbomber#8933

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 26 seconds.

languid timber
#

/slut

charred topaz
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
User Not Found#0404

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose Cash310.

#
carpetbomber#8933

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 36 seconds.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash87

full parrot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for Cash584!

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash59

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash67

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash201, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash91.

full parrot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash331 fine.

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you Cash100, it must be your lucky day!

craggy jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash262.

craggy jetty
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of Cash343 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

wide jolt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
therandomladdie#1658

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash69

wide jolt
#

Nice

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
therandomladdie#1658

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won Cash657.

wide jolt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
therandomladdie#1658

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 19 seconds.

wide jolt
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
therandomladdie#1658

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 29 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash94

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Gus Fring#7686

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash77

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Gus Fring#7686

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash368.

ripe badger
#

BRO

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Gus Fring#7686

You sell your first mixtape and earn Cash565

ripe badger
#

oooo

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash85.

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash353, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

full parrot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you Cash641.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash86.

cloud adder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash303!

cloud adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you Cash353.

cloud adder
#

drat lol

wide jolt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
therandomladdie#1658

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash97

wide jolt
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
therandomladdie#1658

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash273 and maybe chlamydia.

wide jolt
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
therandomladdie#1658

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 30 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash54

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash60

glad kestrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Heavens_Soldiers#0968

You are paid Cash99 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

glad kestrel
#

/bj 100

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You are paid Cash95 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

cloud adder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash386.

cloud adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined Cash393

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash90 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash62

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash88

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 48 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work for a private military company, earning Cash78

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 13 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash92. Good job!

primal sky
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowQueen0017#4726

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash92 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 48 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash299

cloud adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined Cash370.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 29 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash93.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash68 😃

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash55

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 44 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 34 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash60

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash70

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
joost#0919

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash76

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash88!

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash87

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash65

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
joost#0919

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash63

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash50 after the pizzeria closes down.

golden bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
LaHugo#0321

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash100

golden bronze
#

/gamble 100

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
LaHugo#0321

You steal a child's piggy bank for Cash307

golden bronze
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
LaHugo#0321

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash139.

golden bronze
#

/gamble all

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash98 stashed inside one of them.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash73.

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash189

low mantle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was Cash616 in it

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 3 seconds.

wide jolt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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therandomladdie#1658

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash85.

wide jolt
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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therandomladdie#1658

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash222

wide jolt
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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therandomladdie#1658

Find some weed and sell it for Cash632

wide jolt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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therandomladdie#1658

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash67 for it!

wide jolt
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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therandomladdie#1658

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay Cash626 for bail!

wide jolt
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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therandomladdie#1658

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash286 and maybe chlamydia.

craggy jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash253.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You drive women to the store for Cash87

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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crisps#3092

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash78

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash166

cloud adder
#

/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash62

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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p51 mustang#0595

You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for Cash681

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
p51 mustang#0595

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash50

full parrot
#

/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash86

calm mulch
#

/work

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#
davidwalmsleyschesthair#9077

You become a game developer and raised Cash57 for charity.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash50.

lost rock
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
'Squ#0001

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash90

lost rock
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
'Squ#0001

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash393 from you!

lost rock
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
'Squ#0001

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

lost rock
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
'Squ#0001

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.

lost rock
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
'Squ#0001

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash145.

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash55.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
joost#0919

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash85

late horizon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ItsLeviDisc#6753

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash97.

late horizon
#

/dep all

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ItsLeviDisc#6753

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash382

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crspy#0288

You work as a streamer and gain Cash77 from donations

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crspy#0288

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crspy#0288

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash67

late horizon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ItsLeviDisc#6753

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash71

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crspy#0288

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash64

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash78

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crspy#0288

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash63!

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crspy#0288

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash65!

rapid seal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Arthur Morgan#9388

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash83

rapid seal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#9388

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

meager rain
#

/wor

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a human statue and earn Cash66

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crspy#0288

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash79

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash100 when you got back home

cloud adder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash139 for surgery.

cloud adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a Cash695 fine!

primal sky
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowQueen0017#4726

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash63

lean flume
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝑺ᴷ𝒊ⲌⲌ#5540

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash60!

lean flume
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
𝑺ᴷ𝒊ⲌⲌ#5540

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash112

lean flume
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
𝑺ᴷ𝒊ⲌⲌ#5540

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you Cash490 in sheer terror.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash65

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work at the strip club and earn Cash152.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash50

marsh wigeon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash235

marsh wigeon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash686

marsh wigeon
#

/bank

#

/bal

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 52 seconds.

marsh wigeon
#

/help

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 28 seconds.

marsh wigeon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 9 seconds.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 11 seconds.

marsh wigeon
#

?work

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 10 seconds.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash69.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 52 seconds.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot work for 58 seconds.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash94 for your struggles.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 14 seconds.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash69.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot work for 26 seconds.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 seconds.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash67

marsh wigeon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 16 seconds.

marsh wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lilbadatrap#3313

You worked overtime for Cash93

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash59 for helping them out.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work all day at the factory Cash82

tough girder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Thoughtful187#9856

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash68 strewn about between the seats!

tough girder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Thoughtful187#9856

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash327 to get it out

tough girder
#

/crimw

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Thoughtful187#9856

You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth Cash313

tough girder
#

/dep all

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash54

rigid quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Elias Gamer Guy#9585

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined Cash685.

rigid quarry
#

Noooo

#

/steal

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Elias Gamer Guy#9585

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.

rigid quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Elias Gamer Guy#9585

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 29 seconds.

rigid quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Elias Gamer Guy#9585

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash296

rigid quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Elias Gamer Guy#9585

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 18 seconds.

rigid quarry
#

/slap

#

/commands

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Elias Gamer Guy#9585

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 39 seconds.

rigid quarry
#

🍆🍆

#

🍆🍆

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash57

full parrot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found Cash660 in it.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash94

silent galeBOT
#
meg#0001

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash161

#
meg#0001

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.

turbid scaffold
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mongol empire#4362

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash56

turbid scaffold
#

WHAT

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mongol empire#4362

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

turbid scaffold
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Mongol empire#4362

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined Cash268

stuck palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ilkhanate#5146

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash299!

stuck palm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ilkhanate#5146

The local street gang pays you Cash422 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

stuck palm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ilkhanate#5146

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash89 for it.

stuck palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ilkhanate#5146

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash193

#
meg#0001

You get paid Cash297 for crossdressing

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash79 for your work.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash90 out of pity.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crspy#0288

You sell V-bucks and make Cash71!

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash59 for your hard work

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Guybrush#6486

You hacked a bank and stole Cash455

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Guybrush#6486

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash59 for it.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Guybrush#6486

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash144.

plain grove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Banton Naffendy#1820

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash77 on the floor.

primal sky
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowQueen0017#4726

You steal candy from a baby and sell it for Cash633 on the black market.

primal sky
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowQueen0017#4726

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash74.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash65

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash70

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash68.

turbid scaffold
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mongol empire#4362

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash61!

turbid scaffold
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Mongol empire#4362

You're hired as a hitman for Cash560

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash81 on the way back home!

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash100

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
crspy#0288

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took Cash339 from you and left.

ripe badger
#

Wtf

solid rapids
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Bigboi37#6122

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash89.

solid rapids
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Bigboi37#6122

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash132 to your Patreon!

solid rapids
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Bigboi37#6122

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing Cash628 when you wake up.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash86 on the ground.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash83.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash77

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash55

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash58

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash74.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash57

craggy jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash302

full parrot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate Cash588 from you.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash89! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash308!

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash74!

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash78

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash85

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash189 and a real sore hangover.

glass patrol
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
BleachBoah#0810

You work as a police officer and earn Cash91

glass patrol
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
BleachBoah#0810

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant Cash404

glass patrol
#

/crime

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
BleachBoah#0810

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash359

glass patrol
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
BleachBoah#0810

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.

glass patrol
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
BleachBoah#0810

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

glass patrol
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
BleachBoah#0810

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.

glass patrol
#

/help

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
andreiDPS#0368

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash62

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
andreiDPS#0368

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal Cash391

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash97

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
andreiDPS#0368

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash350

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
andreiDPS#0368

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash73 from ad revenue.

primal sky
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowQueen0017#4726

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash70

primal sky
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowQueen0017#4726

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is Cash454

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash88 worth of scrap.

pliant jay
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mulbergg#3666

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash72.

full parrot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

Cash91 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

full parrot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash184 for their medical fees.

full parrot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Canigo_olast#4242

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal Cash458

ripe badger
#

/WORK

silent galeBOT
#
joost#0919

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash90

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash96 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash86.

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash86.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash65

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
joost#0919

You found Cash92 on the floor.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
joost#0919

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

ripe badger
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/bank

marsh wigeon
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/work

silent galeBOT
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lilbadatrap#3313

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash98

marsh wigeon
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/bal

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/slut

silent galeBOT
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lilbadatrap#3313

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash115!

marsh wigeon
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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lilbadatrap#3313

You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give Cash651 to make up for it

marsh wigeon
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/bal

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as the president and earn Cash71

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You work as a human statue and earn Cash54

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You found Cash84 on the floor.

rancid mango
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Neo_Dynamics#3345

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with Cash539 worth of silver coins.

rancid mango
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Neo_Dynamics#3345

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash84

rancid mango
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Neo_Dynamics#3345

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.

rancid mango
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Neo_Dynamics#3345

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.

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Neo_Dynamics#3345

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash202 for your solid work.

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash93.

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash62

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash70

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash71 on the floor.

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 16 seconds.

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash87

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash56

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash80

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash54 was earned.

cloud adder
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/work