You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
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You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
51
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
63!
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You milk a cow for
97
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
73!
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
236
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
87
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
337.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
256
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
86
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
54!
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
290 for surgery.
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
695 worth of assets.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
71
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
97
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
90.
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
390 in hospital expenses...
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
198
nooo
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
92 on the floor.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
112
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
86 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
57!
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
55
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
128
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
63.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
85 .
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
571.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
71 for your team winning!
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
79.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
71
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
85 when you got back home
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
63
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
82
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
598 fine!
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
271 for the good time.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
66
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
54.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
66 😃
/work
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
100
/work
You serve the customers and receive
72
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
69
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
66
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
90! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
93
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
53
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
86
/crime
You steal
281 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
56
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
304 to fix your leg
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
512. No one found out... thank God.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
68
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
60
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
469 on her.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
92
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
326... yikes
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
53.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
84.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
135
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
76.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
84
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
75
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
131
/work
You find
58 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
93.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
97
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
322!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
56
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
141
/Work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
73
/Crime
You did a crime and got
470 from it :/
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
66.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
79
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
353
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
258
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
50, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
86.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
404
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
211 after.
/rob joost#0919
You robbed
37 from joost#0919.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
66
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You receive a check of
55 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
56
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
57 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
53
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
534.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
224
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
339 from the client
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
60
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
57
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
76
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
58
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
66
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
692.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
113.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
66
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
65, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
64
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
92
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
51.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
100.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
82
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
546
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
90
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
362
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
78
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
84
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
184 from the client
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
68
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
50
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
74 out of pity.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
92
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
98
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
502
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
119
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
112!
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
92 near one of the potatoes
/work
You drive women to the store for
71
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
353
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
96 stashed inside one of them.
/work
A drunk man pays you
70 to walk backwards.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
50
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
54 as in return!
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
54
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
90 for helping them out.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
95!
/work
You milk a cow for
97
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
79 because we pity you.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
100.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
80.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
55
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
91!
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
56 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
78 for the hard work
/work
You milk a cow for
76
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
82.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
57
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
94
/work
You walk dogs for
87.
/work
You work as the president and earn
59
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
79
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
326
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 39 seconds.
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
661.
🤕
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
74
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
275
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
69
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
659
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
346, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
56 for charity.
/work
You receive a check of
72 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You found an extra
320 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/dep all
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
64.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
99
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
68
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
67 for your efforts!
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
96.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
59 when you got back home
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
78 on the ground.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
235, and you go ahead with it.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
76!
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
50!
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
86
/crime
You dabbed.
665 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
154!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 23 seconds.
/rob @full parrot
You attempted to rob Canigo_olast#4242, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 41 seconds.
I have negative balance homie 😭
bruh
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
183
Fuck
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
82
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
60 for the hard work
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
219!
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
645
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
88 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
95 for your hard work
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
52
/crime
You hacked google and stole
304.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
400 : D
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
99 was earned.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
55!
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
77 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
53
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
133.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
78
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
88
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
300
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 9 seconds.
/rob @full parrot
You attempted to rob Canigo_olast#4242, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
L
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
68 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
515 fine!
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
329
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
185
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
336 for safe keeping.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
94.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
71 for watching.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
92
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
230
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
256, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
61
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
65 😃
/work
You went to work and gained
85
/work
You become a game developer and raised
59 for charity.
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
594 but you really don't remember.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
225
😭
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
66.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
124, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
74.
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
414.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
90. Good job.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
305 in donations!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
608!
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
439
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
68
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 26 seconds.
/slut
/crime
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
310.
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
87
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
584!
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
59
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
67
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
201, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
91.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
331 fine.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
100, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
262.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
343 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
69
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
657.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 19 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
94
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
77
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
368.
You sell your first mixtape and earn
565
oooo
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
85.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
353, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
641.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
86.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
303!
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
353.
drat lol
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
97
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
273 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
54
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
60
/work
You are paid
99 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/bj 100
/work
You are paid
95 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
386.
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
393
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
90 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
62
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
88
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
78
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
92. Good job!
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
92 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You cannot work for 48 seconds.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
299
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
370.
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
93.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
68 😃
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
55
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 34 seconds.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
60
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
70
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
76
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
88!
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
87
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
65
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
63
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
50 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
100
You steal a child's piggy bank for
307
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
139.
/gamble all
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
98 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
73.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
189
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
616 in it
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 3 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
85.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
222
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
632
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
67 for it!
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
626 for bail!
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
286 and maybe chlamydia.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
253.
/work
You drive women to the store for
87
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
78
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
166
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
62
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
681
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
50
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
86
/work
You become a game developer and raised
57 for charity.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
50.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
90
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
393 from you!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
145.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
55.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
85
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
97.
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
382
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
77 from donations
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
67
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
71
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
64
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
78
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
63!
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
65!
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
83
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
You work as a human statue and earn
66
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
79
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
100 when you got back home
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
139 for surgery.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
695 fine!
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
63
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
60!
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
112
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
490 in sheer terror.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
65
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
152.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
50
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
235
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
686
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 52 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 11 seconds.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
69.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 58 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
94 for your struggles.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
69.
/work
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
67
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
93
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
59 for helping them out.
/work
You work all day at the factory
82
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
68 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
327 to get it out
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
313
/dep all
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
54
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
685.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 29 seconds.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
296
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 18 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
57
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
660 in it.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
94
You managed to get with a famous actress for
161
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
56
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
268
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
299!
/crime
The local street gang pays you
422 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
89 for it.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
193
You get paid
297 for crossdressing
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
79 for your work.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
90 out of pity.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
71!
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
59 for your hard work
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
455
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
59 for it.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
144.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
77 on the floor.
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
633 on the black market.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
74.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
65
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
70
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
68.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
61!
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
560
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
81 on the way back home!
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
100
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
339 from you and left.
Wtf
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
89.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
132 to your Patreon!
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
628 when you wake up.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
86 on the ground.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
83.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
77
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
55
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
58
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
74.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
57
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
302
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
588 from you.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
89! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
308!
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
74!
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
78
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
85
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
189 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
91
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
404
You whip it out and manage to rake in
359
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/help
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
62
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
391
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
97
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
350
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
73 from ad revenue.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
70
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
454
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
88 worth of scrap.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
72.
/work
91 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
184 for their medical fees.
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
458
/WORK
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
90
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
96 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
86.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
86.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
65
/work
You found
92 on the floor.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/bank
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
98
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
115!
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
651 to make up for it
/bal
/work
You work as the president and earn
71
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
54
/work
You found
84 on the floor.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
539 worth of silver coins.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
84
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
202 for your solid work.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
93.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
62
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
70
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
71 on the floor.
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
87
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
56
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
80
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
54 was earned.
/work