#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 288

silent galeBOT May 9, 2022, 1:09 PM

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crisps#3092

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash 79 off your performance.

low mantle May 9, 2022, 1:09 PM

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/slut

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crisps#3092

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash 203 and a real sore hangover.

full parrot May 9, 2022, 1:28 PM

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You worked at the office overtime for Cash 58

full parrot May 9, 2022, 1:28 PM

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

You were a hacker and stole Robux Cash 291

full parrot May 9, 2022, 1:28 PM

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash 334

low mantle May 9, 2022, 1:29 PM

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/work

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crisps#3092

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash 50 from your peers.

low mantle May 9, 2022, 1:39 PM

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/work

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crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot work for 15 seconds.

low mantle May 9, 2022, 1:39 PM

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ugh

broken sorrel May 9, 2022, 1:42 PM

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/work

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Baine406#5491

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you Cash 50, it must be your lucky day!

bright badger May 9, 2022, 1:46 PM

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/work

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calvicius#9240

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash 82

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 71

low mantle May 9, 2022, 2:36 PM

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/work

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crisps#3092

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash 56 .

full parrot May 9, 2022, 2:50 PM

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash 97 for watching.

low mantle May 9, 2022, 3:05 PM

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/work

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crisps#3092

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash 50

elfin fable May 9, 2022, 3:19 PM

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!work

low mantle May 9, 2022, 4:00 PM

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/work

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crisps#3092

You work as an egg and earn Cash 72

low mantle May 9, 2022, 4:39 PM

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/work

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crisps#3092

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash 67.

full parrot May 9, 2022, 5:21 PM

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash 66

full parrot May 9, 2022, 5:21 PM

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal Cash 464.

full parrot May 9, 2022, 5:21 PM

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 319!

vague isle May 9, 2022, 5:34 PM

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/slut

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emotional support duck#3571

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 174 for child support before disownment.

vague isle May 9, 2022, 5:34 PM

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/work

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emotional support duck#3571

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash 58

full parrot May 9, 2022, 6:44 PM

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash 75, albeit reluctantly.

full parrot May 9, 2022, 6:44 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 9, 2022, 6:44 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a Cash 489 fine!

full parrot May 9, 2022, 6:44 PM

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash 300.

full parrot May 9, 2022, 7:28 PM

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 57

full parrot May 9, 2022, 8:46 PM

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 67

full parrot May 9, 2022, 8:46 PM

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose Cash 678

full parrot May 9, 2022, 8:46 PM

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash 107

full parrot May 9, 2022, 9:32 PM

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 57

full parrot May 10, 2022, 1:04 AM

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You battled and gained Cash 98.

full parrot May 10, 2022, 1:04 AM

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for Cash 612.

full parrot May 10, 2022, 1:04 AM

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took Cash 286 from you.

shrewd briar May 10, 2022, 3:38 AM

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/work

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash 51!

shrewd briar May 10, 2022, 3:38 AM

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/slut

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Lincoln Clay#8138

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash 238 for their medical fees.

shrewd briar May 10, 2022, 3:38 AM

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/crime

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Lincoln Clay#8138

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash 356 but you really don't remember.

shrewd briar May 10, 2022, 3:39 AM

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Crippling debt

full parrot May 10, 2022, 3:51 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 3:51 AM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash 70

full parrot May 10, 2022, 3:51 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 3:51 AM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You rob an orphanage for Cash 476

full parrot May 10, 2022, 3:51 AM

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 105 from the men.

ripe merlin May 10, 2022, 4:07 AM

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/work

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BellaBigBalls<$#0116

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash 89

ripe merlin May 10, 2022, 4:07 AM

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/slut

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BellaBigBalls<$#0116

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash 141

ripe merlin May 10, 2022, 4:08 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 4:08 AM

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BellaBigBalls<$#0116

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined Cash 521

full parrot May 10, 2022, 4:52 AM

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash 70 for all your items.

full parrot May 10, 2022, 4:52 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 4:52 AM

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Canigo_olast#4242

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost Cash 484

full parrot May 10, 2022, 4:52 AM

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash 357

shrewd briar May 10, 2022, 6:34 AM

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/work

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash 55.

shrewd briar May 10, 2022, 6:35 AM

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/slut

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Lincoln Clay#8138

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash 343

shrewd briar May 10, 2022, 6:35 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 6:35 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You hacked your parent's bank account and made Cash 564.

waxen geyser May 10, 2022, 6:36 AM

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/work

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Blood_ninja316#2299

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash 66

waxen geyser May 10, 2022, 6:36 AM

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/hack

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 6:36 AM

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Blood_ninja316#2299

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you Cash 404 of stolen merchandise

waxen geyser May 10, 2022, 6:36 AM

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/bet 404

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/dep all

ripe badger May 10, 2022, 10:54 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 10:54 AM

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BigBill#2981

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost Cash 526

low mantle May 10, 2022, 11:47 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:47 AM

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crisps#3092

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash 53 in profits

low mantle May 10, 2022, 11:47 AM

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/crime

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crisps#3092

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined Cash 668

low mantle May 10, 2022, 11:47 AM

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fudge

shrewd briar May 10, 2022, 11:50 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:50 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash 88

shrewd briar May 10, 2022, 11:50 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:50 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash 222

shrewd briar May 10, 2022, 11:50 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:50 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping Cash 519 because they don't get paid enough

broken sorrel May 10, 2022, 12:41 PM

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/work

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Baine406#5491

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash 98, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

broken sorrel May 10, 2022, 12:56 PM

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/work

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Baine406#5491

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash 88!

full parrot May 10, 2022, 1:15 PM

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/work

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash 97 stashed inside one of them.

full parrot May 10, 2022, 1:15 PM

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/crime

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Canigo_olast#4242

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined Cash 287 kiddo

full parrot May 10, 2022, 1:15 PM

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash 218 to fix your leg

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 2:12 PM

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NotFredd#6969

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 62.

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NotFredd#6969

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 205

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NotFredd#6969

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste Cash 606 on getting high.

broken sorrel May 10, 2022, 2:21 PM

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash 53.

broken sorrel May 10, 2022, 2:43 PM

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash 69

broken sorrel May 10, 2022, 3:11 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 3:11 PM

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Baine406#5491

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash 98.

broken sorrel May 10, 2022, 3:30 PM

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a model and earn Cash 95

low mantle May 10, 2022, 3:42 PM

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/work

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crisps#3092

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 78.

low mantle May 10, 2022, 3:42 PM

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/crime

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crisps#3092

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a Cash 508 fine!

low mantle May 10, 2022, 3:42 PM

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fuckj

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/sluit

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/slut

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crisps#3092

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash 256 to have them cleaned

low mantle May 10, 2022, 3:42 PM

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omg

broken sorrel May 10, 2022, 3:52 PM

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash 96 on the floor.

broken sorrel May 10, 2022, 4:23 PM

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 56.

elfin fable May 10, 2022, 4:36 PM

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/work

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arthur_morgan#0239

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash 82

elfin fable May 10, 2022, 4:36 PM

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/dep all

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 4:37 PM

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arthur_morgan#0239

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined Cash 448

elfin fable May 10, 2022, 4:37 PM

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CMON

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again

iron pasture May 10, 2022, 4:52 PM

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/work

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John Marston#7590

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash 57 was earned.

iron pasture May 10, 2022, 4:52 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 4:52 PM

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John Marston#7590

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn Cash 304

iron pasture May 10, 2022, 4:52 PM

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/help

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Oh

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 4:54 PM

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John Marston#7590

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash 127.

meager rain May 10, 2022, 5:19 PM

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/work

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash 56.

full parrot May 10, 2022, 5:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 5:24 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You battled and gained Cash 98.

full parrot May 10, 2022, 5:24 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 5:24 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a Cash 358 fine!

full parrot May 10, 2022, 5:24 PM

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/slut

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Canigo_olast#4242

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 211!

ripe badger May 10, 2022, 5:46 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 5:46 PM

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BigBill#2981

You hacked into the bank and received Cash 360 and an invitation to Anonymous

ripe badger May 10, 2022, 5:46 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 5:46 PM

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BigBill#2981

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash 165!

ripe badger May 10, 2022, 5:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 5:46 PM

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BigBill#2981

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash 81

ripe badger May 10, 2022, 5:47 PM

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/rob DHero

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 5:47 PM

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BigBill#2981

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

ripe badger May 10, 2022, 5:47 PM

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/rob 84Winston

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 5:47 PM

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BigBill#2981

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Winston84#9833, and have been fined Cash 289.

meager rain May 10, 2022, 7:07 PM

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/work

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash 96

primal sky May 10, 2022, 8:05 PM

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/work

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

You work as an egg and earn Cash 94

primal sky May 10, 2022, 8:06 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 8:06 PM

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.

broken sorrel May 10, 2022, 8:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 8:52 PM

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Baine406#5491

You receive a check of Cash 59 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

compact lance May 10, 2022, 10:04 PM

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/bank

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 10:05 PM

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castlz#7971

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined Cash 348

compact lance May 10, 2022, 10:06 PM

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/work

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castlz#7971

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash 57

compact lance May 10, 2022, 10:06 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 10:06 PM

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castlz#7971

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 187

low mantle May 10, 2022, 10:20 PM

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/work

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crisps#3092

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 68

full parrot May 10, 2022, 11:28 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:28 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash 53

full parrot May 10, 2022, 11:29 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:29 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined Cash 675

full parrot May 10, 2022, 11:29 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:29 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash 322 for the good time.

ripe badger May 10, 2022, 11:35 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:35 PM

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WJL#7737

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash 392.

ripe badger May 10, 2022, 11:36 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:36 PM

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WJL#7737

You sold drugs for Cash 307

ripe badger May 10, 2022, 11:36 PM

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/bank

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/bank

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/cum

low mantle May 10, 2022, 11:50 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:50 PM

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crisps#3092

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash 69

low mantle May 10, 2022, 11:50 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:50 PM

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crisps#3092

You choked on your aspirations. You lost Cash 390

low mantle May 10, 2022, 11:50 PM

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fuck sake

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 10, 2022, 11:50 PM

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crisps#3092

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash 392!

low mantle May 10, 2022, 11:51 PM

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finally

low mantle May 11, 2022, 2:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 2:34 AM

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crisps#3092

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash 99

low mantle May 11, 2022, 2:34 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 2:34 AM

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crisps#3092

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay Cash 485

low mantle May 11, 2022, 2:34 AM

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i hate my life

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.slut

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 2:34 AM

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crisps#3092

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash 226 to stop because that's weird.

full parrot May 11, 2022, 4:00 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:00 AM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash 55 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

full parrot May 11, 2022, 4:00 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:00 AM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with Cash 633

full parrot May 11, 2022, 4:00 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:00 AM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You get Cash 205 through donations on your cam stream.

full parrot May 11, 2022, 4:11 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:11 AM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You serve the customers and receive Cash 59

meager rain May 11, 2022, 4:38 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:38 AM

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash 51.

shrewd briar May 11, 2022, 5:16 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 5:16 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash 70 though.

shrewd briar May 11, 2022, 5:16 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 5:16 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 294

shrewd briar May 11, 2022, 5:17 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 5:17 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You held a bus hostage and got paid Cash 479

craggy jetty May 11, 2022, 6:15 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 6:15 AM

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined Cash 685 .

craggy jetty May 11, 2022, 6:15 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 6:15 AM

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash 226 in one night.

craggy jetty May 11, 2022, 6:15 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 6:15 AM

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash 84

full parrot May 11, 2022, 11:26 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 11:26 AM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash 91.

full parrot May 11, 2022, 11:26 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 11:26 AM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for Cash 544

full parrot May 11, 2022, 11:26 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 11:26 AM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 390 for your hard work.

primal sky May 11, 2022, 11:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 11:34 AM

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash 54

primal sky May 11, 2022, 11:36 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 11:36 AM

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of Cash 273

primal sky May 11, 2022, 11:37 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 11:37 AM

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 26 seconds.

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BigBill#2981

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you Cash 464

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BigBill#2981

You work at the strip club and earn Cash 158.

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BigBill#2981

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash 91!

primal sky May 11, 2022, 11:57 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 11:57 AM

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

You work as an egg and earn Cash 86

primal sky May 11, 2022, 12:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 12:01 PM

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 40 seconds.

full parrot May 11, 2022, 12:09 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 12:09 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash 79

full parrot May 11, 2022, 12:09 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 12:09 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 29 seconds.

primal sky May 11, 2022, 12:09 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 12:09 PM

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 305 for child support before disownment.

primal sky May 11, 2022, 12:10 PM

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god damn it

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 12:10 PM

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ShadowQueen0017#4726

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash 97 for your work.

full parrot May 11, 2022, 12:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 12:24 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash 67

full parrot May 11, 2022, 12:24 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 12:24 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 34 seconds.

low mantle May 11, 2022, 12:34 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 12:34 PM

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crisps#3092

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash 94

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NotFredd#6969

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash 67 on the ground.

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NotFredd#6969

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 289!

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NotFredd#6969

You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made Cash 676 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.

low mantle May 11, 2022, 12:49 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 12:49 PM

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crisps#3092

Cash 58 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

full parrot May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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/work

low mantle May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 71

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crisps#3092

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra Cash 173.

full parrot May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for Cash 586

low mantle May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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noo

full parrot May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 237

low mantle May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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crisps#3092

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth Cash 488

low mantle May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 1:52 PM

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crisps#3092

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash 76 and given a bottle of wine.

low mantle May 11, 2022, 2:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 2:13 PM

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crisps#3092

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash 76

low mantle May 11, 2022, 2:23 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 2:23 PM

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crisps#3092

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash 58.

low mantle May 11, 2022, 2:49 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 2:49 PM

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crisps#3092

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash 71.

low mantle May 11, 2022, 3:31 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:31 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash 59

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:37 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:37 PM

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NotNathan#4704

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash 65

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:37 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:37 PM

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NotNathan#4704

You successfully complete a heist and earn Cash 336!

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:37 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:37 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:37 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:37 PM

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NotNathan#4704

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash 346 to fix your leg

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:38 PM

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/rob

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:38 PM

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NotNathan#4704

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:38 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:38 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 45 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:40 PM

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/rob @low mantle

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:40 PM

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NotNathan#4704

xmark You were caught attempting to rob crisps#3092, and have been fined Cash 425.

low mantle May 11, 2022, 3:40 PM

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lol

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:40 PM

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crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot work for 21 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:42 PM

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sly geyser /rob <@610910224538271785>

sry @low mantle

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:43 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes.

low mantle May 11, 2022, 3:43 PM

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sly geyser sry <@610910224538271785>

u try to rob me and then apologise 🤣🤣🤣😭

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all@good lol

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:44 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash 67

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:44 PM

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lol

#

im new to the server to i like rdr so im like why not join a rdr server so also i was testing the camands to see if id make a fool of myself or look cool beacuse ik how to type in a comand thats in big letters all over the place on screen lmao sry for my bad spelling lol thats just how i spell

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:48 PM

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NotNathan#4704

A drunk man pays you Cash 76 to walk backwards.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:49 PM

#

wat lul

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:49 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 5 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:59 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:59 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 54 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 3:59 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 3:59 PM

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NotNathan#4704

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash 94 on the floor.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:00 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:00 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:07 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 4 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:16 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:16 PM

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NotNathan#4704

You milk a cow for Cash 86

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:16 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:16 PM

#

NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 41 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:16 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:16 PM

#

NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 10 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:22 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:22 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:22 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:26 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:26 PM

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NotNathan#4704

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash 90

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:26 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:26 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 44 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:31 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:31 PM

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NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 23 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:32 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:32 PM

#

NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 36 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:32 PM

#

NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.

sly geyser May 11, 2022, 4:32 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 4:32 PM

#

NotNathan#4704

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 35 seconds.

meager rain May 11, 2022, 5:41 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 5:41 PM

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 72

orchid merlin May 11, 2022, 5:57 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 5:57 PM

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SluggaLosExp#0560

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash 95 for your work.

shrewd briar May 11, 2022, 6:21 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 6:21 PM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 97 from selling drinks

shrewd briar May 11, 2022, 6:21 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 6:21 PM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash 199 and maybe chlamydia.

shrewd briar May 11, 2022, 6:21 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 6:21 PM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined Cash 656 for offending the soccer mom.

shrewd briar May 11, 2022, 6:21 PM

#

peepoknife

full parrot May 11, 2022, 7:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 7:32 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash 64! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

full parrot May 11, 2022, 7:32 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 7:32 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay Cash 696 in legal fees trying to clear your name

full parrot May 11, 2022, 7:32 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 7:32 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash 186

wind sage May 11, 2022, 7:33 PM

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/awork

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 7:33 PM

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Blizzi le Z#4984

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash 79

shrewd briar May 11, 2022, 9:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 9:27 PM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash 97

shrewd briar May 11, 2022, 9:28 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 9:28 PM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 129!

shrewd briar May 11, 2022, 9:28 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 9:28 PM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You kill a guard with a sickle and steal Cash 494 from his dead, bloated corpse.

full parrot May 11, 2022, 11:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 11:27 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You receive a check of Cash 50 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

full parrot May 11, 2022, 11:27 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 11:27 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined Cash 399.

full parrot May 11, 2022, 11:28 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 11, 2022, 11:28 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash 209 on the way back to your ship.

craggy jetty May 12, 2022, 1:40 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 1:40 AM

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash 351!

craggy jetty May 12, 2022, 1:40 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 1:40 AM

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You walk dogs for Cash 57.

shrewd briar May 12, 2022, 2:44 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 2:44 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash 74.

shrewd briar May 12, 2022, 2:44 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 2:44 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash 211 trying to twerk.

shrewd briar May 12, 2022, 2:44 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 2:44 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash 617

compact flame May 12, 2022, 3:45 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 3:45 AM

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ronin#3037

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of Cash 83 off your new game.

shrewd briar May 12, 2022, 3:56 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 3:56 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash 58!

shrewd briar May 12, 2022, 3:56 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 3:56 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash 245 on medical bills.

shrewd briar May 12, 2022, 3:56 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 3:56 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You sell your kidney on the black market for Cash 667

full parrot May 12, 2022, 4:14 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 4:14 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash 55.

full parrot May 12, 2022, 4:14 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 4:14 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn Cash 659! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.

full parrot May 12, 2022, 4:14 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 4:14 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash 210

full parrot May 12, 2022, 5:28 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 5:28 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash 69

full parrot May 12, 2022, 5:28 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 5:28 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined Cash 266.

full parrot May 12, 2022, 5:28 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 5:28 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 102 for your hard work.

grave mantle May 12, 2022, 5:57 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 5:57 AM

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**dan**#0718

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash 66.

grave mantle May 12, 2022, 5:57 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 5:57 AM

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**dan**#0718

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay Cash 467 for the damage.

grave mantle May 12, 2022, 5:57 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 5:57 AM

#

**dan**#0718

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 272

grave mantle May 12, 2022, 5:57 AM

#

/collectincome

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 5:57 AM

#

**dan**#0718

xmark You have no role income to collect!

grave mantle May 12, 2022, 5:57 AM

#

/bal

dry abyss May 12, 2022, 10:53 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 10:53 AM

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visibletexts#1932

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash 241

dry abyss May 12, 2022, 11:00 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 11:00 AM

#

visibletexts#1932

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 19 seconds.

dry abyss May 12, 2022, 11:00 AM

#

Oh shit

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/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 11:00 AM

#

visibletexts#1932

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash 52

dry abyss May 12, 2022, 11:00 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 11:00 AM

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visibletexts#1932

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined Cash 482!

dry abyss May 12, 2022, 11:00 AM

#

/bal

grave mantle May 12, 2022, 2:50 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 2:50 PM

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**dan**#0718

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash 377

grave mantle May 12, 2022, 2:50 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 2:50 PM

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**dan**#0718

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash 376 and a real sore hangover.

grave mantle May 12, 2022, 2:50 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 2:50 PM

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**dan**#0718

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash 73

mystic gust May 12, 2022, 3:02 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 3:02 PM

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thomasgaming#2882

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash 340 to resolve your burnt skin.

low mantle May 12, 2022, 3:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 3:29 PM

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crisps#3092

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash 52

full parrot May 12, 2022, 4:10 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 4:10 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash 68.

full parrot May 12, 2022, 4:10 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 4:10 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash 551 from you!

full parrot May 12, 2022, 4:10 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 4:10 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 197

frail crescent May 12, 2022, 4:58 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 4:58 PM

#

Mand’alor, The Drip#3270

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is Cash 639

frail crescent May 12, 2022, 4:58 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 4:58 PM

#

Mand’alor, The Drip#3270

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash 81

low mantle May 12, 2022, 5:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 5:12 PM

#

crisps#3092

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 70. The students loved you!

low mantle May 12, 2022, 5:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 5:12 PM

#

crisps#3092

You rob the bank of Eternity for Cash 524

frail crescent May 12, 2022, 5:34 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 5:34 PM

#

Mand’alor, The Drip#3270

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 59 seconds.

low mantle May 12, 2022, 6:11 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 6:11 PM

#

crisps#3092

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash 89

craggy jetty May 12, 2022, 7:08 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 7:08 PM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of Cash 547.

craggy jetty May 12, 2022, 7:09 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 7:09 PM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 363!

craggy jetty May 12, 2022, 7:09 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 7:09 PM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash 92.

shrewd briar May 12, 2022, 9:00 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 9:00 PM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash 86

shrewd briar May 12, 2022, 9:00 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 9:00 PM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 309!

shrewd briar May 12, 2022, 9:00 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 12, 2022, 9:00 PM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash 476

shrewd briar May 12, 2022, 9:00 PM

#

1star

white kettle May 12, 2022, 11:42 PM

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why

#

cannot use bot

shrewd briar May 13, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash 71

shrewd briar May 13, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash 295

shrewd briar May 13, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined Cash 395

shrewd briar May 13, 2022, 4:05 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:05 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You were farming and earned Cash 73

shrewd briar May 13, 2022, 4:05 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:05 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of Cash 355.

shrewd briar May 13, 2022, 4:05 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:05 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with Cash 626

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:34 AM

#

NotFredd#6969

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash 97.

#

NotFredd#6969

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash 264 on medical bills.

#

NotFredd#6969

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get Cash 272

craggy jetty May 13, 2022, 7:52 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:52 AM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you Cash 579

craggy jetty May 13, 2022, 7:52 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:52 AM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash 168

craggy jetty May 13, 2022, 7:52 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:52 AM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash 50

lilac lotus May 13, 2022, 9:17 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:17 AM

#

Sizzle#0512

You receive a check of Cash 98 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

lilac lotus May 13, 2022, 9:17 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:17 AM

#

Sizzle#0512

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash 114

lilac lotus May 13, 2022, 9:18 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:18 AM

#

Sizzle#0512

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

lilac lotus May 13, 2022, 9:31 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:31 AM

#

Sizzle#0512

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash 66

lilac lotus May 13, 2022, 9:31 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:31 AM

#

Sizzle#0512

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 12 seconds.

ripe badger May 13, 2022, 10:41 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:41 AM

#

𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙎𝙔𓂀#1079

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 275.

ripe badger May 13, 2022, 10:41 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:41 AM

#

𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙎𝙔𓂀#1079

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash 50

ripe badger May 13, 2022, 10:41 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:41 AM

#

𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙎𝙔𓂀#1079

You successfully complete a heist and earn Cash 524!

full parrot May 13, 2022, 11:13 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 11:13 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash 55.

full parrot May 13, 2022, 11:13 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 11:13 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for Cash 469.

full parrot May 13, 2022, 11:13 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 11:13 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You get Cash 333 through donations on your cam stream.

shrewd briar May 13, 2022, 11:47 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 11:47 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash 91

shrewd briar May 13, 2022, 11:47 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 11:47 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 327!

shrewd briar May 13, 2022, 11:47 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 11:47 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You hacked your parent's bank account and made Cash 571.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 12:32 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 12:32 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash 249

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 12:33 PM

#

!crime

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 12:33 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, Cash 691 arrives in the mail the next day.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 12:34 PM

#

!crime

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 12:34 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 12:34 PM

#

!slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 12:34 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 22 seconds.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 12:34 PM

#

!work

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 12:34 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash 71!

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 12:35 PM

#

/bal @shrewd briar

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 12:36 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 50 seconds.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 12:36 PM

#

!slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 12:37 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 48 seconds.

full parrot May 13, 2022, 1:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 1:29 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash 83

full parrot May 13, 2022, 1:29 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 1:29 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined Cash 383

full parrot May 13, 2022, 1:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 1:29 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash 193 from the client

boreal wave May 13, 2022, 3:50 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 3:50 PM

#

Looney Degree#6401

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of Cash 614

boreal wave May 13, 2022, 3:50 PM

#

Oh my lord I'm already in debt

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 3:50 PM

#

Looney Degree#6401

You worked for the Police and earned Cash 95

boreal wave May 13, 2022, 3:51 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 3:51 PM

#

Looney Degree#6401

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.

meager rain May 13, 2022, 4:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:13 PM

#

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash 89!

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 4:36 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:36 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 89.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 4:36 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:36 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You were fined Cash 700 for slacking in school!

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 4:36 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:36 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined Cash 144 to get it cured.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 4:37 PM

#

/bal

ripe badger May 13, 2022, 4:42 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:42 PM

#

LordVeximus#6170

You earned Cash 328 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

ripe badger May 13, 2022, 4:42 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:42 PM

#

LordVeximus#6170

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 59.

ripe badger May 13, 2022, 4:42 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:42 PM

#

LordVeximus#6170

You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive Cash 408.

ripe badger May 13, 2022, 4:42 PM

#

/dep all

#

/bal

full parrot May 13, 2022, 4:57 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:57 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash 96 from a thrown out wallet.

full parrot May 13, 2022, 4:57 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:57 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose Cash 614

full parrot May 13, 2022, 4:57 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 4:57 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash 368 for disturbing the public peace.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 5:20 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 5:20 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You got featured and won Cash 55

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 5:25 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 5:25 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 5 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 5:31 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 5:31 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash 53

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 5:41 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 5:41 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash 56

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 5:44 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 5:44 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes.

broken sorrel May 13, 2022, 5:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 5:46 PM

#

Baine406#5491

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash 79!

broken sorrel May 13, 2022, 5:46 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 5:46 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant Cash 283

broken sorrel May 13, 2022, 5:46 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 5:46 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You have a good night out and earn Cash 400.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 5:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 5:52 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You worked and gained Cash 78

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 6:00 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:00 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 3 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 6:04 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:04 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash 68

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 6:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:07 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 6:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:12 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 41 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 6:18 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:18 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 96

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 6:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:32 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 70

meager rain May 13, 2022, 6:37 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:37 PM

#

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash 81

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

A drunk man pays you Cash 89 to walk backwards.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

?robe

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/robe

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for Cash 457

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 390.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 6:46 PM

#

/dep all

craggy jetty May 13, 2022, 6:58 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:58 PM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash 287

craggy jetty May 13, 2022, 6:58 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:58 PM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined Cash 567

craggy jetty May 13, 2022, 6:58 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 6:58 PM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You clean the chimney and find Cash 63.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:07 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

Cash 62 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:13 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 9 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:14 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:14 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 54 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:22 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 55.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:25 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:25 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 18 seconds.

ripe badger May 13, 2022, 7:28 PM

#

/sluut

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:28 PM

#

etips#4961

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash 155 to your Patreon

civic tendon May 13, 2022, 7:28 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:28 PM

#

Cherry Pie#5189

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash 106 in a baggie next to you.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:29 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.

ripe badger May 13, 2022, 7:29 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:29 PM

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etips#4961

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash 94

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:38 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:38 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 68

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:45 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:45 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 39 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:53 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:53 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as an engineer and earn Cash 93

full parrot May 13, 2022, 7:55 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:55 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 61

full parrot May 13, 2022, 7:55 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:55 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash 268!

full parrot May 13, 2022, 7:55 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:55 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash 253

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:56 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:56 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 48 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:56 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:56 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash 364

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 7:56 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 7:56 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You steal lamps for Cash 530

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 8:09 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 8:09 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 89

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 8:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 8:18 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 15 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 8:24 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 8:24 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash 68 for your services.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 8:34 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 8:34 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash 100 off your performance.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 8:41 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 8:41 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 54 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 8:49 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 8:49 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash 74

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 8:59 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 8:59 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:00 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:00 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a comedian and earn Cash 97

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:10 PM

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 15 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:10 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:10 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You receive a check of Cash 92 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:17 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:17 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:19 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:19 PM

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 48 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:20 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:20 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash 66 stashed inside one of them.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:31 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:31 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash 72

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:37 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:37 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 6 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:42 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:42 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash 66.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:43 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:43 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash 203

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:43 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:43 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You hacked google and stole Cash 698.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 9:53 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 9:53 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash 91

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 10:03 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:03 PM

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 26 seconds.

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 10:04 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:04 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash 62.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 10:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:10 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash 55.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 10:10 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:10 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find Cash 270!

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 10:10 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:10 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash 247 in order to keep quiet about it.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 10:10 PM

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/dep all

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 10:45 PM

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!work

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:45 PM

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0ptimel#7196

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash 97!

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 10:45 PM

#

/Rob

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:45 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 10:46 PM

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/Rob @cloud adder

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 10:46 PM

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0ptimel#7196

check You robbed Cash 42 from Solavellan#5442.

hushed perch May 13, 2022, 10:46 PM

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/bal

cloud adder May 13, 2022, 11:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 13, 2022, 11:02 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash 68

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 12:14 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 12:14 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash 87

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 12:14 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 12:14 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash 175 to restock.

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 12:14 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 12:14 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took Cash 391 from you and left.

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 6:04 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 6:04 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash 81

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 6:04 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 6:04 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash 226 for violating the stay-at-home order.

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 6:05 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 6:05 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is Cash 342

meager rain May 14, 2022, 7:10 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 7:10 AM

#

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash 83

hushed perch May 14, 2022, 8:46 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 8:46 AM

#

0ptimel#7196

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 70

hushed perch May 14, 2022, 8:46 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 8:47 AM

#

0ptimel#7196

Your rent is due. You send a check for Cash 649.

hushed perch May 14, 2022, 8:47 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 8:47 AM

#

0ptimel#7196

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash 280 fine!

low mantle May 14, 2022, 12:55 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 12:55 PM

#

crisps#3092

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash 59 because we pity you.

low mantle May 14, 2022, 12:55 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 12:55 PM

#

crisps#3092

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash 272.

low mantle May 14, 2022, 1:05 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 1:05 PM

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crisps#3092

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 85.

low mantle May 14, 2022, 1:29 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 1:29 PM

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crisps#3092

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash 98.

low mantle May 14, 2022, 1:40 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 1:40 PM

#

crisps#3092

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash 75

low mantle May 14, 2022, 2:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 2:13 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash 55

unreal wasp May 14, 2022, 2:21 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 2:21 PM

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Tugie#4519

You slept in a bed and found Cash 70 under your pillow when you woke up

unreal wasp May 14, 2022, 2:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 2:22 PM

#

Tugie#4519

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 47 seconds.

unreal wasp May 14, 2022, 2:23 PM

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/sult

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 2:23 PM

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Tugie#4519

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 260

unreal wasp May 14, 2022, 2:24 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 2:24 PM

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Tugie#4519

A sudden gust of wind blows away Cash 452

low mantle May 14, 2022, 2:36 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 2:36 PM

#

crisps#3092

Cash 68 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

hushed perch May 14, 2022, 3:26 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 3:26 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash 57.

hushed perch May 14, 2022, 3:26 PM

#

/rob

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 3:26 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

hushed perch May 14, 2022, 3:26 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 3:26 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash 608 from you!

hushed perch May 14, 2022, 3:27 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 3:27 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash 274!

meager rain May 14, 2022, 3:47 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 3:47 PM

#

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash 92

tough summit May 14, 2022, 3:48 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 3:48 PM

#

shakingleopard#4889

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash 372.

tough summit May 14, 2022, 3:48 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 3:48 PM

#

shakingleopard#4889

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash 71

tough summit May 14, 2022, 3:48 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 3:48 PM

#

shakingleopard#4889

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined Cash 462

low mantle May 14, 2022, 4:10 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 4:10 PM

#

crisps#3092

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash 96, as it was originally their job

full parrot May 14, 2022, 4:23 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 4:23 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash 86

full parrot May 14, 2022, 4:23 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 4:23 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash 387 but you really don't remember.

full parrot May 14, 2022, 4:23 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 4:23 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash 144 in total.

hoary geyser May 14, 2022, 4:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 4:38 PM

#

amimir#7877

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash 73!

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 5:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 5:29 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash 58.

low mantle May 14, 2022, 5:56 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 5:56 PM

#

crisps#3092

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash 76

uneven crow May 14, 2022, 7:33 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 7:33 PM

#

Balistickkilla#4510

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash 65 was earned.

uneven crow May 14, 2022, 7:34 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 7:34 PM

#

Balistickkilla#4510

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash 262 for the good time.

tall barn May 14, 2022, 7:38 PM

#

Damn

#

I wish my teachers helped me

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 7:39 PM

#

XxMEcKoxX#0031

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash 154.

tall barn May 14, 2022, 7:39 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 7:39 PM

#

XxMEcKoxX#0031

You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash 89

tall barn May 14, 2022, 7:39 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 7:39 PM

#

XxMEcKoxX#0031

You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn Cash 400

tall barn May 14, 2022, 7:39 PM

#

/dep all

uneven crow May 14, 2022, 7:55 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 7:55 PM

#

Balistickkilla#4510

You are paid Cash 685 to hit yourself.

hushed perch May 14, 2022, 7:57 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 7:57 PM

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0ptimel#7196

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash 93 because we pity you.

hushed perch May 14, 2022, 7:58 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 7:58 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You assassinated an African drug lord for Cash 626

hushed perch May 14, 2022, 7:58 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 7:58 PM

#

0ptimel#7196

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 110 for your hard work.

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 8:45 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 8:45 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash 87. Good job.

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 9:26 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:26 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You battled and gained Cash 97.

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 9:41 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:41 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 50 I think...

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 9:42 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:42 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 40 seconds.

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 9:42 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:42 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash 387.

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 9:42 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:42 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing Cash 294 when you wake up.

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 9:49 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:49 PM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You sell bananas for Cash 91

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 9:49 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:49 PM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You rake in Cash 344, but your butthole will never be the same...

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 9:49 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:49 PM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing Cash 312 to restore your save file.

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 9:52 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:52 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash 55.

full parrot May 14, 2022, 9:53 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:53 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash 76

full parrot May 14, 2022, 9:53 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:53 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined Cash 605

full parrot May 14, 2022, 9:53 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:53 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash 247 for the night.

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 9:57 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 9:57 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 8 seconds.

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 10:07 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 10:07 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You make a living selling weed for Cash 87 a day

cloud adder May 14, 2022, 10:18 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 10:18 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash 62.

ripe badger May 14, 2022, 10:45 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 10:45 PM

#

bulletzblazin#1562

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 66 from donations

full parrot May 14, 2022, 11:03 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 11:03 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You work for a private military company, earning Cash 59

full parrot May 14, 2022, 11:03 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 11:03 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash 357

full parrot May 14, 2022, 11:03 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 11:03 PM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole Cash 397 from you!

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 11:57 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 11:57 PM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash 55, as it was originally their job

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 11:57 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 11:57 PM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash 208!

shrewd briar May 14, 2022, 11:57 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 14, 2022, 11:57 PM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost Cash 627

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 12:14 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 12:14 AM

#

Solavellan#5442

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash 75

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 12:22 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 12:22 AM

#

Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 10 seconds.

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 12:43 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 12:43 AM

#

Solavellan#5442

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash 66

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 12:53 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 12:53 AM

#

Solavellan#5442

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash 68

full parrot May 15, 2022, 12:58 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 12:58 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a Cash 380 fine!

full parrot May 15, 2022, 12:58 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 12:58 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash 74

full parrot May 15, 2022, 12:58 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 12:58 AM

#

Canigo_olast#4242

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash 341!

shrewd briar May 15, 2022, 1:46 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 1:46 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash 74!

shrewd briar May 15, 2022, 1:46 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 1:46 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash 224 on the way back to your ship.

shrewd briar May 15, 2022, 1:46 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 1:46 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay Cash 327 in hospital expenses...

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 2:32 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 2:32 AM

#

Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash 88

rare mirage May 15, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

salamiyum#9944

You get paid Cash 344 for crossdressing

rare mirage May 15, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

salamiyum#9944

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash 99

rare mirage May 15, 2022, 2:52 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 2:52 AM

#

salamiyum#9944

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find Cash 380!

rare mirage May 15, 2022, 3:01 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 3:01 AM

#

salamiyum#9944

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 21 seconds.

rare mirage May 15, 2022, 3:01 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 3:01 AM

#

salamiyum#9944

You work as a model and earn Cash 58

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 3:46 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 3:46 AM

#

Solavellan#5442

You work all day at the factory Cash 78

craggy jetty May 15, 2022, 4:28 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 4:28 AM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for Cash 304

craggy jetty May 15, 2022, 4:28 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 4:28 AM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash 376

craggy jetty May 15, 2022, 4:29 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 4:29 AM

#

ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash 55 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

tardy echo May 15, 2022, 5:20 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 5:20 AM

#

Arthur Morgan#6073

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash 90

tardy echo May 15, 2022, 5:20 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 5:20 AM

#

Arthur Morgan#6073

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

tardy echo May 15, 2022, 5:21 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 5:21 AM

#

Arthur Morgan#6073

You steal your grandma's purse, and find Cash 471 and some butterscotch candy.

tardy echo May 15, 2022, 5:21 AM

#

/sell

shrewd briar May 15, 2022, 6:25 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 6:25 AM

#

Lincoln Clay#8138

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash 89

shrewd briar May 15, 2022, 6:25 AM

#

:slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 6:25 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost Cash 157

shrewd briar May 15, 2022, 6:25 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 6:25 AM

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Lincoln Clay#8138

You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find Cash 487 worth of assets.

meager rain May 15, 2022, 6:43 AM

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/woek

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 6:43 AM

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You receive a check of Cash 63 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

wheat tree May 15, 2022, 10:38 AM

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Hey I am looking for a mate that wants to travel across the world and hunt to eat, just seeing nice places on xbox

hoary geyser May 15, 2022, 11:50 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 11:50 AM

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amimir#7877

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 68

hushed perch May 15, 2022, 12:58 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 12:58 PM

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0ptimel#7196

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash 94.

hushed perch May 15, 2022, 12:58 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 12:58 PM

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0ptimel#7196

You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get Cash 464.

hushed perch May 15, 2022, 12:58 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 12:58 PM

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0ptimel#7196

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 329!

full parrot May 15, 2022, 1:42 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 1:42 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You steal Cash 265 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.

full parrot May 15, 2022, 1:42 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 1:42 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash 358 after.

full parrot May 15, 2022, 1:42 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 1:42 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You worked overtime for Cash 96

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 4:43 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 4:43 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash 55

craggy jetty May 15, 2022, 5:23 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 5:23 PM

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You work as a human statue and earn Cash 93

craggy jetty May 15, 2022, 5:23 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 5:23 PM

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash 242

craggy jetty May 15, 2022, 5:23 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 5:23 PM

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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined Cash 666.

hushed perch May 15, 2022, 7:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 7:07 PM

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0ptimel#7196

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 91.

hushed perch May 15, 2022, 7:07 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 7:07 PM

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0ptimel#7196

You commit a heist and manage to take Cash 635

hushed perch May 15, 2022, 7:07 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 7:07 PM

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0ptimel#7196

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash 101

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 8:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:10 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 69

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 8:10 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:10 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash 331!

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 8:11 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:11 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You rake in Cash 291, but your butthole will never be the same...

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 8:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:24 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash 94

hushed perch May 15, 2022, 8:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:27 PM

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0ptimel#7196

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash 92

hushed perch May 15, 2022, 8:27 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:27 PM

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0ptimel#7196

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was Cash 517

full parrot May 15, 2022, 8:31 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:31 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued Cash 652. Great job.

full parrot May 15, 2022, 8:31 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:31 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash 118.

full parrot May 15, 2022, 8:31 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:31 PM

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Canigo_olast#4242

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash 92 .

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 8:35 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:35 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash 74

hushed perch May 15, 2022, 8:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:52 PM

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0ptimel#7196

You work all day at the factory Cash 87

hushed perch May 15, 2022, 8:52 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 8:52 PM

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0ptimel#7196

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 10 seconds.

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 9:08 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 9:08 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash 65 when you got back home

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 9:18 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 9:18 PM

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 seconds.

cloud adder May 15, 2022, 9:18 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 15, 2022, 9:19 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash 98!