#back-room
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Your level got featured epic and you won
61
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
185
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
54.
/crime
You rob from a bank and gained
566 for escaping without being caught
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
73
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
611.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
277.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
91 worth of scrap.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
70
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
88.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
60!
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
62 for all your items.
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
486 for damages
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
321
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
56
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
255
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
108.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
97. Congrats!
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
171
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
456

You work as the head of elephants and earn
83
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You drive women to the store for
64
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
340 and an invitation to Anonymous
/slut
An adult video site pays you
128 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
68
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
160 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
68
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
273 for having your junk out.
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
513
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 19 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
90
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
62
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 24 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob MrOmega
You attempted to rob MrOmega#6669, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob randomgamer47
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
57 on the floor.
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
438 of stolen merchandise
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
308 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
65.
/rob ****
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob calvicius#9240
You attempted to rob calvicius#9240, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
53.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
110 to your Patreon
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
430 to clean it up.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
90.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
147
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
691
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
52.
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
369 after.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
296 after.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
90 a day
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
86
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
51, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
306 for surgery.
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
361 in his jacket!
You steal a hobo's money jar for
511
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
71
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
213.
/roulette all red
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
85
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
310
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 17 seconds.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
109.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
58.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
80
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 4 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 41 seconds.
/buy chicken
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
89
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
368!
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
698!
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
50
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
58.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 59 seconds.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
65.
You worked as a bartender, and earned
68 from selling drinks
You shake what your momma gave you for
311.
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
386!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 52 seconds.
You were caught attempting to rob NotFredd#6969, and have been fined
414.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
97 on the floor.
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
673
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
237
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
100
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
698
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
146.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
92.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
99
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
639.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
50
/rob @full parrot
You robbed
126 from Canigo_olast#4242.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
198 from the men.
Nope
/rob @obsidian palm
You attempted to rob ShadowBedliss176#8530, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
366!
/rob @obsidian palm
You cannot rob yourself!
/rob @full parrot
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 47 minutes.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
90
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
61
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
174.
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
337
/rob aero
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Aero#3659
2 - aero#7649
3 - Aero#5502
4 - Aerobon#2027
5 - Aerodynamics#7583
6 - AeroSnick#4317
7 - Aerospace#1189
8 - AeRoTR#2159
2
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 45 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
73.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
87
You work as a bread scientist and earn
79
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Canigo_olast
You attempted to rob Canigo_olast#4242, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
322 from the man's wallet.
WOOH
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
83
/buy chicken
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
345.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
65
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
105.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
67!
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
111
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
572
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
70
You attempted to rob Canigo_olast#4242, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob bigbill
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 33 seconds.
/jobs
/work
You slept in a bed and found
76 under your pillow when you woke up
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
574 fine!
/slut
You earn
152 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You clean the chimney and find
52.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
74
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
611 on her.
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
340 out of pity.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
86.
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
278
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
224
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
92 on the way back home!
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
337 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
248!
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
78
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
67
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
437.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
294.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
89
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
395
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
116 at you.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
67
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
118.
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
299 to help him out.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
71
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
85, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
380 for your services.
/crime
You hacked this server and got
494.

/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
92
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
679 fine!
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
179!
/rob kameli
You robbed
4 from kameli#0264.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
87 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You do some work around the house for
99
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
582 for sexual assault
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
292 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
57
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
392
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
320 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
Fuck
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
55.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
295.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
638 for being a lazy ass person.

/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
54
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
446 and lost all your toilet paper.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
352!
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
67
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
366 for your solid work.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
662 fine.
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
83 for a good job.
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
270!
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
398!
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
508
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
69
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
562
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
82
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
335 for having your junk out.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
82
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
540
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
132!
/rob bigbill
You attempted to rob BigBill#2981, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
67
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
316.
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
611 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
68
You robbed a bank and secured
358.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
57
/work
You clean the chimney and find
60.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
129.
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
623.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
270.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
99
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
302
/rob bigbill
You attempted to rob BigBill#2981, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob PSN=ShadowBedliss176
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
314 fine!
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
91 when you got back home
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
328
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
83!
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
275
/work
You clean the chimney and find
54.
/crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
579
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
386 and a sore ass.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
59
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
232
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
71.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
336
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob bewxre
You were caught attempting to rob bewxre#7138, and have been fined
612.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
83 worth of scrap.
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
642
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
208
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
638
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
78
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
87!
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
476.
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
326
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
76
/crime
You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool
688.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
291, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
51
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
465!
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
351!
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
89.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
61.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
99
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
312
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
337
/work
You repair the lights and receive
87
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
107 to fix your leg
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
100 though.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
327 to your Patreon
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
637 for the damage.

/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
346
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
333
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
54 for watching.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
84 on the ground.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
644
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
309
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
98 .
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
91 was earned.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 59 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 seconds.
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
672.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
116
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
70.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
79
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
603
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
135
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
338.
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
648 from you!
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
70
/bal
/crime
You successfully complete a heist and earn
551!
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
74
/work
You walk dogs for
56.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
596
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
249
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
71. Congrats!
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
170 from you.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 41 seconds.
You attempted to rob KurkkuJRR#9241, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
73
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
403.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You walk dogs for
88.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
189 at you.
/crime
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
265
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
163 for your services.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
67
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
364
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
258
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
270 for your hard work.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
326
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
64.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
65
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
177 in one night.
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
580
/bal
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
176
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
50
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
93
You robbed
9,936 from Mr.Vicky Kennedy#3704.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
64 though.
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
470
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
172!
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
52 from selling drinks
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
99
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
387
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
117
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
95. The students loved you!
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
81
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
158
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
449
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
97
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
83
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
100
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
678
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
51
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
360 in his jacket!
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
116... yikes
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
90!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
205
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
172
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
54 for doing his job.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
655
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
614
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
59
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
250
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
56 .
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 22 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
90
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
69
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
54
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
197 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
431
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
77.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
52
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
77 on the way back home!
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
467
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
327!
If you got caught robbing a bank I think you’d be hung not fined lol
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
85
depends on the country ig
Yeah you’re right
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
60!
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
85
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
334
Wow I’m poor
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
90.
You work as a head receiver and earn
59
You couldn't get it up and lost
258
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
569
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
79 for helping them out.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
162 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
664 on the way back.
/bal
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
87
/crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
470
/slut
You get paid
158 for crossdressing
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
67.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
419
There is Wi-Fi in the old west?
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 28 seconds.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
58 to help fund the project!
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
273
/work
You drive women to the store for
58
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
58
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
395 .
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
134!
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
97
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
365
Uhh nevermind thought this was the bathroom
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
77 though.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
97
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
392.
/work
You work all day at the factory
69
/slut
Your friend pays you
234 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
313
Such a good friend
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
687
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
55
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
206
level
Command level has failed with error: DiscordAPIError: Missing Permissions
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
82
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
88 for a good job.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
273!
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
57
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
162
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
411
I will steal equipment from the FBI
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
307 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
58
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
311 of stolen merchandise
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
143
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
74
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
460
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
86.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
88
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
92.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
372 fine.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
268 for the night.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
100
/bal
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
519 kiddo
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
93
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
124 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
673 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
77
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
156
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
237
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
64
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
476
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
269 : D
AYO
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
326.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
192 inside it
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
50 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
56 for doing his job.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
136
tf
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
555
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
75.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
160!
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
342
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
386 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
52 off your new game.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
376
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
59
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
373 from the client
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
76
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
94
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
529.
/work
You gave yourself
83 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
337
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
372 after.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
56
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
77
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
310 for surgery.
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
465 to restore your save file.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
56
/crime
You rob another server for
445
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
213 from the client
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
97
/work
You are paid
86 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
214.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
562.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
74
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
51
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
609
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
274, have fun
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
508 fine!
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
58
/work
You cannot work for 30 seconds.
Bruh
/work
A drunk man pays you
58 to walk backwards.
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
150
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
672
Wut
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
74!
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
100.
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
319 on getting high.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
154
/work
You work as a model and earn
73
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
56!
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
228 from you.
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
582!

/work