#back-room
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You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
66!
/slut
Your friend pays you
138 for you to worship her feet
/rob OddManOut_yt
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 34 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
93 on the floor.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
232 inside it
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
82 because we pity you.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
96
/slot
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
slot-machine <bet>
/slot 56
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
239!
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
55!
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
153.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
68
/rob niemals alleine sein#5986
You attempted to rob niemals alleine sein#5986, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/bal
You worked as a businessman and earned
74
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
384.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
84
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
87
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
246
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
468 for a job well done.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
60
/rob jjn
You were caught attempting to rob JJN#1382, and have been fined
587.
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
391
/work
You were farming and earned
94
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
373
You serve the customers and receive
89
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
74
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
674
/slut
You earn
167 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
75
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
303.
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
371 and some butterscotch candy.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
84
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
556.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
319
/work
You gave yourself
64 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
262 to your Patreon
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
97
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
96
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
222.
/crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for
452
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
97
/rob von_Krimm#5907
You attempted to rob von_Krimm#5907, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
75
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob niemals alleine sein#5986, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
62
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
83
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
63
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
88 as in return!
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
61!
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
439.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
56
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
251.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
578
I have bad luck
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
57
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
64 for your contributions !
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
78.
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
465
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
91 on the floor.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
66.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 18 seconds.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
675 falls out of your pocket!
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
69
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
668
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
66 .
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 32 seconds.
You gave yourself
78 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
90 for your efforts!
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
84
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
64
/work
You develop games and earn
85.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
72
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
231
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
84! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
68
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
54.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
70
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
277.
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
690 in hospital expenses...
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
90
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
289
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
126
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
58
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
417
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
388
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
84. Good job.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
140 from the client
/work
You drive women to the store for
86
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
274 for the good time.
/rob von_Krimm#5907
You attempted to rob von_Krimm#5907, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
108 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
59 for all your items.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
53.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 5 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 55 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
93 for your work.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
294.
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
622
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
191.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
369
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
92 a day
Ok and?
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
318
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
58
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
72
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
62
/work
You didnβt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
93 anyway.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafΓ©. She gives you
258 after.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
79
/rob AmirAli#1965
You attempted to rob AmirAli#1965, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
62 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 7 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
89
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
84
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
338, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
81
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
275 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
88
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
218
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
92
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
111 for your solid work.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
76.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
362 to your Patreon!
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
98
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
62 from donations
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
387.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
97
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
92 for your services.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
76!
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
80
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
60
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
396 for your solid work.
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
309 for bail!
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
90
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
65!
/slut
You found an extra
338 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
167 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
You do some work around the house for
62
/dep all
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
192
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
451.
/work
You got featured and won
79
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
65 for your work.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
385
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
61
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
282
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
531
/rob OddManOut_yt
You attempted to rob OddManOut_yt#8079, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
343.
/work
You work as a model and earn
74
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
57.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
100
/slut
You get
244 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
81
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
76
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
193 in total.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
72
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
209.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
57
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
392 fine.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
379!
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
64
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
56
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
220.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
97.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
94.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
84
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
82
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
413 from you!
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
288 to have them cleaned
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
100
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
82
You work as a bed warmer and earn
81
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 56 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
70 though.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
128.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
619.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
314
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 37 seconds.
/rob von_Krimm#5907
You attempted to rob von_Krimm#5907, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
71
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
296 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
451
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
116
/work
Just take the
64 and go...
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
209 and a sore ass.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
74 π
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
92
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
242!
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
623

/slut
An adult video site pays you
300 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
638.
I hate crime
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
89 off your performance.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
369!
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
550...

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
59
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
52
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
394 to get it cured.
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
449 in the process.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
50.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
671
/slut
You take it up the ass for
283
/work
You gave yourself
91 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
514, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
331
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
55
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
97!
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
220
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
435
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
85.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
241 in total.
/work
You sell your crab for
84, you monster
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
486
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
52
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
149!
/rob ScapularMeme_lord#4600
You were caught attempting to rob ScapularMeme_lord#4600, and have been fined
634.
/work
You found
68 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
76
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
371
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
265 to get it repaired.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
69
/slut
You earn
317 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
648
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
560
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
98
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
189
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
71
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
505
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
65
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
168 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
500.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
65
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
80
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
611.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
263!
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
90
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
86
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
552
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
81
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
262 for surgery.
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
680 and lost all your toilet paper.
/work
You went to work and gained
65
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
644 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
270
/
/work
You sell your crab for
74, you monster
You take it up the ass for
382
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
694
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
245 fine!
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
80.
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
344
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
588 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
59
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
68
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
230!
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
265
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
71 out of pity.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
268.
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
311
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
69
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
74
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
84 because we pity you.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
147.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Lincoln Clay
You robbed
92 from Lincoln Clay#8138.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
93.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
205
/work
You work as an egg and earn
74
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
91
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
391 to get it cured.
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
474
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
381.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
72
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
397 in return!
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
438.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
94
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
301 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
378
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donβt lie. You earn
58.
/slut
You earn
261 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
536 on getting high.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
444
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
201!
/work
You walk dogs for
100.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
80
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
305 for your services.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
53
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
386 in return!
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
382 fine!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
95
A sudden gust of wind blows
63 in your direction.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
226
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
492
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 40 seconds.
/rob @leaden wren
You attempted to rob von_Krimm#5907, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
225
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
56!
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
266 fine!
/rob @ancient bobcat
You've been fined
288 for trying to rob a poor person.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
631 to dodge death.
I'm in debt
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafΓ©. She gives you
396 after.
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
346
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
66
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
159!
/dep all
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
82
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
186 for public indecency.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
688.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
64
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
283
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
277.
You post nudes on the internet for
241
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
66
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
535
/dep all
/work
You are paid
54 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You shouldnβt put that inside you... pay
175 to get it out
/crime
You have been fined
621 because you ate during work hours.

/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
154 for a new one.
You work as a wine taster and earn
71
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
67.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
153 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
361
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 46 seconds.
damn π
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
70
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
326
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
187!
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
86!
/slut
You earn
131 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
569 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 5 seconds.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
86.
You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 4 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 44 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 11 seconds.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
82.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
67
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
85 for your hard work
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
111
/crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
402
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
94
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
135, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
360
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
573 from their pockets.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
77.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
71
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
231
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
409 in sheer terror.
/crime
The local street gang pays you
686 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youβve earned
80!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
92 for the hard work
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
533 back as restitution.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
327!
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
73 from selling drinks
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
210!
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
87
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
539
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
243
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
84
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
97
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
249
/work
You are paid
97 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
89
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
50
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
260 fine!
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
316
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
84
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
620
Bro wtf
Ur lor ass got scammed for a 4for4 from Wendyβs
You paid $5 for 3 nuggets
Whore
(β―Β°β‘Β°οΌβ―οΈ΅ β»ββ»
/mad
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 59 seconds.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
383
/kill
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
308
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
59
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
100
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
543
/slut
You earn
148 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You found
90 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
223.
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
361
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
248
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
51 for it!
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
667!
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
73
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
58
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
285
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
141
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
65
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
674
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
330
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
83 for it!
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
68.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
182.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
392
/work
A drunk man pays you
52 to walk backwards.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
270
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
90.
You see an old woman drop
272, and take it!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
53 .
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldnβt stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
690.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 37 seconds.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
366.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
97 worth of scrap.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
216 from the men.
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
403 from you!
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
70
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
316 from their pockets.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
201
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
72
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
144 on medical bills.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
74
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
60.
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
272.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
70
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
167
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
83, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
436.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
88.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
492
/slut
You get
155 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
73 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
50 near one of the potatoes
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
56.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
77.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
243 in total.
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
465! Hell yes.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
60 for your work.
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
318
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
340
oof (β―Β°β‘Β°οΌβ―οΈ΅ β»ββ»
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
50
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
275.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
93
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
390, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
606 for a job well done.
/rob crisps#3092
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
69
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
92 on the floor.
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
56 for doing his job.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
67
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
141... yikes
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
90, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
86
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
304
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
63
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
96 in profits
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
531!
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
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