While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
85!
Reply #636550
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While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
85!
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
73.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
67.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 35 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
61
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
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53 .
/work
You milk a cow for
79
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
133
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
369.
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
290 fine
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
292
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
54
/work
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53 off your performance.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
68 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
305.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
261
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
90 I think...
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
604 of stolen merchandise
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
98
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
161, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
99
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
454 for offending the soccer mom.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
366
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
271
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
81
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
94.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
174.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
358
/crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
274.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
73
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
217 out of pity.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
98
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
328 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
67.
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
314 when you wake up.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
127... yikes
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
/balance
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
67
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
164
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
621.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
96
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
70.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
236
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
358
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
68
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
251 for bail!
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
137
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
59
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
542 taken away from you!
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
336.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
74
/crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
581
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
73.
/work
You work all day at the factory
82
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
422
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
288
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
68
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
187.
fudge
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
69 for helping them out.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
90
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
268 in total.
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
543
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
53.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
345
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
66 for your team winning!
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
237 to get it repaired.
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
396
/bal
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
83 for your work.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
691.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
187 at you.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
58
/slut
You earn
288 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
514
/rob Z0lok
You attempted to rob Z0lok#4244, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
63
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
301 from the box of fares.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
198, have fun
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
51 on the ground.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
614 fine!
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
300 and a sore ass.
You work as the president and earn
93
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
256 : D
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
560 in the process
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
95
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
89!
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
674 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
346 in donations!
wtf
/work
You receive a check of
83 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
622
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
69
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
198!
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
93
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
282 in total.
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
525
/rob N0t_Her3#3149
You robbed
48 from N0t_Her3#3149.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
68
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
167.
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
435.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
77.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
81 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
583
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
214 in total.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
266
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
83
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
52, as it was originally their job
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
589.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 48 seconds.
/bal
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
393
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
610 or go to jail.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
71
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
230 in one night.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
534 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
66
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
174.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
251
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
71.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
98
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
171 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
495
/bal
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
266
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
72 out of pity.
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
253 to help him out.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
84
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
152
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
86
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
209
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
79
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
129.
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
256
/rob sonofthegoat
You attempted to rob sonofthegoat#7532, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You attempted to rob Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
59
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
85
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
110
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
559 in sheer terror.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
51. Good job.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
64.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
52.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
50 when you got back home
/work
You repair the lights and receive
74
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
396 in one night.
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
304.
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
652 from you and left.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
91 to help fund the project!
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
296.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
76 from your peers.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
366
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
674 in profit.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
54
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
406
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
65 for the hard work
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
67
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
324!
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
343. Good payroll today gamers.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
57 as in return!
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
236 for surgery.
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
563
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
316.
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
502.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
250!
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
61
/crime
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
592
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
135 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
78 because we pity you.
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
356
/work
Just take the
79 and go...
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
73 though.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
56
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
58 anyway.
/work
64 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You robbed a church and made
642.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
202
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
50
/work
You make a living selling weed for
94 a day
/fish
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
94
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You found
100 on the floor.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
343 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
You have a good night out and earn
221.
Dang you almost made your money back
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
390 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
50
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
285!
/slut
You get paid
270 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
56
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
642 on her.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
60
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
83
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
227.
/crime
The local street gang pays you
293 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
342 in total.
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
551
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
75
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
51.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
158 went down your toilet
/bal
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
69
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
148.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
90 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
336 stolen from you!
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
551.
yikes
You work at the strip club and earn
279.
😉
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
58
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 1 second.
/rob lunar
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Krypticz ︽#0247
2 - lunar#3936
3 - Lunar The Coward#0001
4 - LunarEclip5e#6666
5 - lunarequus#2749
6 - lunaris2277#4011
7 - Lunaristyx#4129
8 - LunarisX_#1422
9 - Lunaro#4299
10 - LunarSol#6563
2
You attempted to rob lunar#3936, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob dark kirb
You robbed
39 from dark kirb#7736.
L
/rob lunar
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Krypticz ︽#0247
2 - lunar#3936
3 - Lunar The Coward#0001
4 - LunarEclip5e#6666
5 - lunarequus#2749
6 - lunaris2277#4011
7 - Lunaristyx#4129
8 - LunarisX_#1422
9 - Lunaro#4299
10 - LunarSol#6563
2
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
fuck
/rob dark kirb
You robbed
23 from dark kirb#7736.
/crime
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at
440.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
242 fine!
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
53!
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
193
Nice
/rob cats and coffee
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob ✨cats and coffee✨ ☕
You attempted to rob ✨cats and coffee✨ ☕#9588, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
shit
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
396
/work
You work as an egg and earn
66
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
140 and a sore ass.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
169 from the client
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
624.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
63
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
81. Good job!
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
486 from you!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
73 in profits
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
159
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
63
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
74
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
347.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
572.
/rob censored
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
663.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
93.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
355 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
377 fine!
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
50. The students loved you!
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
185
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
528 fine!
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
61 for it.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
97
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
312!
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
232
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
73
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 47 seconds.
/rob @meager rain
You were caught attempting to rob 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845, and have been fined
609.
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
438 on the way back.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
90
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
360
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 37 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You found
71 on the floor.
/bal
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
73
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
338 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
285
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
65
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
397
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
57
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
234!
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
79 because we pity you.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
129!
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
93
/slut
You get paid
274 for crossdressing
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
83 .
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
261 for your services.
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
500.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
95
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
87 for your efforts!
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
690
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
700
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
129 to your Patreon
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
53.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob <jacket>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob jacket
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Jacket#6652
2 - jacket#2788
3 - jacket#8574
4 - Jacket#0494
5 - Jacket#4935
6 - Jacketboy#1551
4
You attempted to rob Jacket#0494, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob jacket
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Jacket#6652
2 - jacket#2788
3 - jacket#8574
4 - Jacket#0494
5 - Jacket#4935
6 - Jacketboy#1551
5
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
68
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
61.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
164
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
72
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
342
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
215
/rob censor
You robbed
547 from Censored Screaming#0403.
/dep all
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
94!
/slut
You rake in
244, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
59
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
232 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
360
/work
You slept in a bed and found
80 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
254
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
100
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
519 worth of silver coins.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
334
/rob @scarlet frost
You were caught attempting to rob XVI Nelly#7978, and have been fined
469.
😢
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 14 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
52
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
152, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You got featured and won
74
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
344 from their pockets.
/work
You develop games and earn
56.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
296.
BRO
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
50
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
665
Let's go
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
407
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
96.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
85 for your struggles.
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
498 in it
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
682.
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
122
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
94 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
73
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
251 on the ground in the parking lot.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
388 to resolve your burnt skin.
You've been fined
542 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
100 was earned.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
202
/rob censor
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
681.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
80
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
73
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
64
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
66
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
106
/rob Apollo
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - ☥ 𝔰ɨ𝔰♰𝔞𝔟ɨ𝔪𝔟𝔬 ☥#2508
2 - Deep#9131
3 - apollo#1321
4 - Apollo-x#2521
5 - apollomichael#9579
6 - ApollosRunner#1237
7 - apollotiago#2868
3
You attempted to rob apollo#1321, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
131
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
86
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
247.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
66 off your performance.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
373, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
426 from you!
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
542
/work
You work as an egg and earn
71
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
413
I'm always in crippling debt
/work
You worked overtime for
57
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
299
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
285 in return!
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
58.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
390 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
653
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
55 stashed inside one of them.
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
480.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
357.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
84 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
83
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
301 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
236 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
79
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
364 fine!
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
458 for a job well done.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
50
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
148 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
80
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
142!
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
67 for doing his job.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
386, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
85!
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
260
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
346 on the way back.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
83
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
394
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
237 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
60
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
71
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
71 to help fund the project!
/slut
You earned
272 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
282 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
94.
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
392 .
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
325
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
91
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
336 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
62
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
224 inside it
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
442
/getdicksuckedwhileplayingrdo
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
56.
/crime
You found
346 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/slut
You found an extra
255 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
91 for all your items.
/bal
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
452
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
515.
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
79
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
76.
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
479.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
251 from you.
Shit
/work
/crime
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
58
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
402 for attempted murder.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
279 for your solid work.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
178
/work
You are paid
73 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
296 fine.
/Rob limeghost#6717
You attempted to rob limeghost#6717, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
414
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
69
You shake what your momma gave you for
394.
I’m sad, that I did that…
I won’t do it anymore… I just needed to get outta debt… TIME TO GAMBLE IT AWAY!
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 17 seconds.
/Rob store
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
68
Ok?
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
538
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
62 anyway.
/rob store
You attempted to rob StoreOwner#8625, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
@toxic mauve
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
81!
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
338.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
97
/rob framkensreinn
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
597
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
344.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
87.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
206 and a real sore hangover.
/rob store
You attempted to rob StoreOwner#8625, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
284.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
84 as in return!
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
311
/rob store
You attempted to rob StoreOwner#8625, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 3 seconds.
/commands
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
99!
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
339
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
525
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
79
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
88!
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
67
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
624
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
207 for your services.
/crime
You were fined
464 for slacking in school!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
78 for your hard work
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
699.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
281!
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
85 anyway.
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
488
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
232!
/rob store
You attempted to rob StoreOwner#8625, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob store
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
59 from ad revenue.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
367 for having your junk out.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
80 under your pillow when you woke up