#back-room

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Spider-Man#2291

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash85!

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash73.

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/work

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Spider-Man#2291

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash67.

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/crime

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Spider-Man#2291

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 35 seconds.

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/slut

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Spider-Man#2291

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 36 seconds.

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.

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/crime

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Spider-Man#2291

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 34 seconds.

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/work

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Spider-Man#2291

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash61

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/slut

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Spider-Man#2291

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 33 seconds.

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/work

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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash53 .

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/work

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sonofthegoat#7532

You milk a cow for Cash79

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/slut

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sonofthegoat#7532

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash133

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/crime

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sonofthegoat#7532

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose Cash369.

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/crime

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sonofthegoat#7532

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty Cash290 fine

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/slut

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sonofthegoat#7532

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash292

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/work

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sonofthegoat#7532

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash54

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash53 off your performance.

paper orchid
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/work

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash68 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

paper orchid
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/slut

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You have a good night out and earn Cash305.

paper orchid
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/crime

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined Cash261

mint sand
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/work

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Killer__s/#4568

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash90 I think...

mint sand
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/crime

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Killer__s/#4568

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you Cash604 of stolen merchandise

meager rain
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/work

silent galeBOT
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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash98

grizzled parcel
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/slut

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limeghost#6717

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash161, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

grizzled parcel
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/work

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limeghost#6717

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash99

grizzled parcel
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/slut

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limeghost#6717

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.

grizzled parcel
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/crime

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limeghost#6717

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined Cash454 for offending the soccer mom.

grizzled parcel
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/slut

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limeghost#6717

You suck some toes and earn Cash366

grizzled parcel
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/crime

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limeghost#6717

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined Cash271

grizzled parcel
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/work

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limeghost#6717

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash81

ripe badger
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/work

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♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash94.

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/slut

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♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash174.

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/crime

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♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was Cash358

elfin ember
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/crime

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N0t_Her3#3149

On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got Cash274.

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/crime

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N0t_Her3#3149

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 27 seconds.

elfin ember
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/work

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N0t_Her3#3149

You work as a comedian and earn Cash73

elfin ember
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/slut

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N0t_Her3#3149

You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you Cash217 out of pity.

pure shell
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/work

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seedxofxweed#4507

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash98

pure shell
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/slut

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seedxofxweed#4507

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash328 in a baggie next to you.

crisp whale
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/work

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Z0lok#4244

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash67.

crisp whale
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/crime

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Z0lok#4244

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing Cash314 when you wake up.

crisp whale
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/slut

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Z0lok#4244

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash127... yikes

crisp whale
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/work

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Z0lok#4244

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.

crisp whale
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/balance

ripe badger
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/work

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Spider-Man#2291

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash67

ripe badger
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/slut

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Spider-Man#2291

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash164

ripe badger
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/crimd

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/crime

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Spider-Man#2291

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost Cash621.

crisp whale
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/work

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Z0lok#4244

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash96

crisp whale
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/crime

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Z0lok#4244

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 48 seconds.

crisp whale
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Z0lok#4244

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 53 seconds.

grizzled parcel
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/work

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limeghost#6717

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash70.

grizzled parcel
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/slut

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limeghost#6717

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash236

grizzled parcel
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/crime

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limeghost#6717

You sell your kidney on the black market for Cash358

proven crane
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/work

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sonofthegoat#7532

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash68

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/crime

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sonofthegoat#7532

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay Cash251 for bail!

proven crane
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/slut

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sonofthegoat#7532

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash137

elfin ember
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/work

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N0t_Her3#3149

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash59

elfin ember
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/crime

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N0t_Her3#3149

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got Cash542 taken away from you!

elfin ember
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/slit

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/slut

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N0t_Her3#3149

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash336.

low mantle
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/work

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crisps#3092

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash74

low mantle
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/crime

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crisps#3092

You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for Cash581

low mantle
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/work

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crisps#3092

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash73.

proven crane
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/work

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sonofthegoat#7532

You work all day at the factory Cash82

proven crane
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/crime

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sonofthegoat#7532

You killed a man and liked it, you got Cash422

proven crane
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/slut

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sonofthegoat#7532

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash288

low mantle
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/work

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crisps#3092

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash68

low mantle
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/slut

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crisps#3092

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash187.

low mantle
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fudge

low mantle
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/work

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crisps#3092

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash69 for helping them out.

low mantle
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/slut

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crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.

low mantle
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/work

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crisps#3092

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash90

low mantle
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/slut

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crisps#3092

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash268 in total.

elfin ember
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/crime

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N0t_Her3#3149

Your public indecency paid off and you got Cash543

elfin ember
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/work

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N0t_Her3#3149

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash53.

elfin ember
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/slut

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N0t_Her3#3149

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash345

vale heart
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/work

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LoiseLaBete#2851

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash66 for your team winning!

vale heart
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/slut

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LoiseLaBete#2851

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash237 to get it repaired.

vale heart
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/crime

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LoiseLaBete#2851

You stole a car and sold it for Cash396

vale heart
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/bal

low mantle
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/work

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crisps#3092

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash83 for your work.

low mantle
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/crime

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crisps#3092

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined Cash691.

low mantle
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/slut

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crisps#3092

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash187 at you.

paper orchid
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/work

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash58

paper orchid
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/slut

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You earn Cash288 for giving some succ (the good kind)

paper orchid
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/crime

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant Cash514

paper orchid
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/rob Z0lok

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

xmark You attempted to rob Z0lok#4244, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

crisp whale
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kek

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/work

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Z0lok#4244

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash63

crisp whale
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/crime

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Z0lok#4244

It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out Cash301 from the box of fares.

crisp whale
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/slut

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Z0lok#4244

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash198, have fun

ripe badger
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/work

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Spider-Man#2291

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash51 on the ground.

ripe badger
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/crime

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Spider-Man#2291

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a Cash614 fine!

ripe badger
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/slut

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Spider-Man#2291

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash300 and a sore ass.

paper orchid
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Forget

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/work

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You work as the president and earn Cash93

paper orchid
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/slut

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash256 : D

paper orchid
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/crime

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You hack into the mainframe, getting Cash560 in the process

paper orchid
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/work

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash95

elfin ember
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/work

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N0t_Her3#3149

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash89!

elfin ember
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/crime

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N0t_Her3#3149

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed Cash674 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

elfin ember
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/slut

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N0t_Her3#3149

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash346 in donations!

elfin ember
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wtf

crisp whale
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/work

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Z0lok#4244

You receive a check of Cash83 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

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/crime

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Spider-Man#2291

You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with Cash622

ripe badger
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/work

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Spider-Man#2291

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash69

ripe badger
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/slut

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Spider-Man#2291

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash198!

subtle kestrel
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/work

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Breezeshadow#3561

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash93

subtle kestrel
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/slut

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Breezeshadow#3561

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash282 in total.

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/crime

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Breezeshadow#3561

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of Cash525

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/rob N0t_Her3#3149

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Breezeshadow#3561

check You robbed Cash48 from N0t_Her3#3149.

paper orchid
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/work

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash68

paper orchid
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/slut

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash167.

paper orchid
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/crime

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined Cash435.

paper orchid
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/work

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash77.

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/work

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Z0lok#4244

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash81 and given a bottle of wine.

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/crime

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Z0lok#4244

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined Cash583

crisp whale
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/slut

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Z0lok#4244

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash214 in total.

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/slut

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limeghost#6717

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash266

sharp rune
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/work

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sachem9#3832

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash83

grizzled parcel
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/work

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limeghost#6717

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash52, as it was originally their job

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/crime

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limeghost#6717

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined Cash589.

grizzled parcel
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/slut

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limeghost#6717

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 48 seconds.

grizzled parcel
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/bal

ripe badger
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/slut

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Spider-Man#2291

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash393

ripe badger
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/crime

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Spider-Man#2291

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay Cash610 or go to jail.

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Spider-Man#2291

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash71

topaz edge
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/slut

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goose#4929

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash230 in one night.

topaz edge
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/crime

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goose#4929

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop Cash534 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.

topaz edge
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/work

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goose#4929

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash66

grizzled parcel
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/slut

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limeghost#6717

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash174.

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/crime

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limeghost#6717

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash251

grizzled parcel
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/work

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limeghost#6717

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly Cash71.

paper orchid
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/work

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash98

paper orchid
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash171 to fuck the girls inside.

paper orchid
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined Cash495

paper orchid
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/bal

grizzled parcel
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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limeghost#6717

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash266

grizzled parcel
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/work

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limeghost#6717

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash72 out of pity.

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/crime

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limeghost#6717

You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you Cash253 to help him out.

ebon bridge
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/work

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NekoViking#3720

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash84

ebon bridge
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/slut

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/slut

silent galeBOT
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NekoViking#3720

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash152

pure shell
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/work

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seedxofxweed#4507

You work as a pilot and earn Cash86

pure shell
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/slut

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seedxofxweed#4507

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash209

paper orchid
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/work

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash79

paper orchid
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/slut

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash129.

paper orchid
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/crime

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You work for a Mexican cartel and make Cash256

paper orchid
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/rob sonofthegoat

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Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

xmark You attempted to rob sonofthegoat#7532, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/dep all

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Spider-Man#2291

xmark You attempted to rob Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

low mantle
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/work

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crisps#3092

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash59

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/work

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sonofthegoat#7532

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash85

proven crane
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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sonofthegoat#7532

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash110

proven crane
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/crime

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sonofthegoat#7532

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you Cash559 in sheer terror.

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash51. Good job.

low mantle
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/work

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crisps#3092

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash64.

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash52.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash50 when you got back home

proven crane
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You repair the lights and receive Cash74

proven crane
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash396 in one night.

proven crane
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for Cash304.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Spider-Man#2291

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took Cash652 from you and left.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Spider-Man#2291

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash91 to help fund the project!

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Spider-Man#2291

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you Cash296.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash76 from your peers.

topaz edge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash366

topaz edge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You sell body parts on the black market Cash674 in profit.

topaz edge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash54

zealous leaf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ADD1XSS#6969

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash406

zealous leaf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ADD1XSS#6969

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash65 for the hard work

zealous leaf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ADD1XSS#6969

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

zealous leaf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ADD1XSS#6969

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.

crisp whale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Z0lok#4244

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash67

crisp whale
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Z0lok#4244

You become a pimp and earn Cash324!

crisp whale
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Z0lok#4244

Your hacker friend wires you Cash343. Good payroll today gamers.

proven crane
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you Cash57 as in return!

proven crane
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash236 for surgery.

proven crane
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined Cash563

boreal sequoia
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
CortesTheKiller#1828

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash316.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Spider-Man#2291

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose Cash502.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Spider-Man#2291

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash250!

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Spider-Man#2291

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash61

proven crane
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for Cash592

proven crane
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash135 on the way back to your ship.

proven crane
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash78 because we pity you.

obsidian plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
The_Asexual_Bard#2029

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined Cash356

obsidian plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
The_Asexual_Bard#2029

Just take the Cash79 and go...

ebon bridge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
NekoViking#3720

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash73 though.

gritty helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Vris#6803

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash56

ebon bridge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
NekoViking#3720

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash58 anyway.

acoustic ember
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
L O O C A S#4621

Cash64 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

proven crane
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You robbed a church and made Cash642.

proven crane
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash202

proven crane
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash50

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lego#8338

You make a living selling weed for Cash94 a day

ripe badger
#

/fish

proven crane
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You work as a police officer and earn Cash94

proven crane
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 49 seconds.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

You found Cash100 on the floor.

low mantle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of Cash343 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

low mantle
#

fuck

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

You have a good night out and earn Cash221.

proven crane
#

Dang you almost made your money back

long latch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁#1180

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash390 in a baggie next to you.

long latch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁#1180

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash50

long latch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁#1180

You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make Cash285!

grizzled parcel
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
limeghost#6717

You get paid Cash270 for crossdressing

grizzled parcel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
limeghost#6717

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash56

grizzled parcel
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
limeghost#6717

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had Cash642 on her.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lego#8338

You work in Greggs and earn Cash60

proven crane
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash83

proven crane
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash227.

proven crane
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

The local street gang pays you Cash293 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

topaz edge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash342 in total.

topaz edge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined Cash551

topaz edge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash75

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash51.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash158 went down your toilet

ripe badger
#

/bal

long latch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁#1180

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash69

long latch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁#1180

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash148.

radiant tundra
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lunar#3936

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash90 stashed inside one of them.

radiant tundra
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lunar#3936

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

long latch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁#1180

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had Cash336 stolen from you!

radiant tundra
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
lunar#3936

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined Cash551.

long latch
#

yikes

radiant tundra
#

FUCK

#

How get money

#

I want prostitue

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lunar#3936

You work at the strip club and earn Cash279.

radiant tundra
#

😉

covert plaza
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dark kirb#7736

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash58

radiant tundra
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
lunar#3936

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 1 second.

covert plaza
#

/rob lunar

silent galeBOT
#
dark kirb#7736

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Krypticz ︽#0247
2 - lunar#3936
3 - Lunar The Coward#0001
4 - LunarEclip5e#6666
5 - lunarequus#2749
6 - lunaris2277#4011
7 - Lunaristyx#4129
8 - LunarisX_#1422
9 - Lunaro#4299
10 - LunarSol#6563

covert plaza
#

2

silent galeBOT
#
dark kirb#7736

xmark You attempted to rob lunar#3936, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

radiant tundra
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
lunar#3936

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

radiant tundra
#

/rob dark kirb

silent galeBOT
#
lunar#3936

check You robbed Cash39 from dark kirb#7736.

radiant tundra
#

L

covert plaza
#

/rob lunar

silent galeBOT
#
dark kirb#7736

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Krypticz ︽#0247
2 - lunar#3936
3 - Lunar The Coward#0001
4 - LunarEclip5e#6666
5 - lunarequus#2749
6 - lunaris2277#4011
7 - Lunaristyx#4129
8 - LunarisX_#1422
9 - Lunaro#4299
10 - LunarSol#6563

covert plaza
#

2

silent galeBOT
#
dark kirb#7736

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

covert plaza
#

fuck

radiant tundra
#

/kill dark kirb

#

Oh

full siren
#

/rob dark kirb

silent galeBOT
#
✨cats and coffee✨ ☕#9588

check You robbed Cash23 from dark kirb#7736.

full siren
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
✨cats and coffee✨ ☕#9588

You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at Cash440.

full siren
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
✨cats and coffee✨ ☕#9588

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash242 fine!

full siren
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
✨cats and coffee✨ ☕#9588

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash53!

radiant tundra
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lunar#3936

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash193

radiant tundra
#

Nice

covert plaza
#

/rob cats and coffee

silent galeBOT
#
dark kirb#7736

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

covert plaza
#

/rob ✨cats and coffee✨ ☕

silent galeBOT
#
dark kirb#7736

xmark You attempted to rob ✨cats and coffee✨ ☕#9588, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

covert plaza
#

shit

proven crane
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with Cash396

proven crane
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You work as an egg and earn Cash66

proven crane
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash140 and a sore ass.

topaz edge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash169 from the client

topaz edge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for Cash624.

topaz edge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You work as a pilot and earn Cash63

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash81. Good job!

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash486 from you!

uneven chasm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Society#1269

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash73 in profits

uneven chasm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Society#1269

You suck some toes and earn Cash159

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 35 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash63

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 16 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Juice#1676

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash74

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Juice#1676

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash347.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Juice#1676

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost Cash572.

left lotus
#

/rob censored

silent galeBOT
#
HelloThere™#3757

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined Cash663.

left lotus
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
HelloThere™#3757

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash93.

left lotus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
HelloThere™#3757

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash355 on the way back to your ship.

left lotus
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
HelloThere™#3757

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a Cash377 fine!

obsidian palm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash50. The students loved you!

obsidian palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash185

obsidian palm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash528 fine!

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash61 for it.

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes.

obsidian palm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash97

obsidian palm
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

obsidian palm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash312!

obsidian palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You post nudes on the internet for Cash232

obsidian palm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash73

obsidian palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 1 second.

obsidian palm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 47 seconds.

obsidian palm
#

/rob @meager rain

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

xmark You were caught attempting to rob 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845, and have been fined Cash609.

obsidian palm
#

/bal

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find Cash438 on the way back.

obsidian palm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash90

obsidian palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash360

obsidian palm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 37 seconds.

obsidian palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 37 seconds.

obsidian palm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You found Cash71 on the floor.

obsidian palm
#

/bal

manic solstice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
LENNYY!?#4432

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash73

manic solstice
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
LENNYY!?#4432

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a Cash338 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

manic solstice
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
LENNYY!?#4432

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash285

slate ice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
carrot#1554

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash65

slate ice
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
carrot#1554

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash397

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash57

boreal sequoia
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
CortesTheKiller#1828

You become a pimp and earn Cash234!

gritty helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Vris#6803

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash79 because we pity you.

gritty helm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Vris#6803

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash129!

karmic helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
schlongkong777#6206

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash93

karmic helm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
schlongkong777#6206

You get paid Cash274 for crossdressing

sharp rune
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sachem9#3832

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash83 .

topaz edge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash261 for your services.

topaz edge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you Cash500.

topaz edge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
goose#4929

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash95

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash87 for your efforts!

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of Cash690

stiff rose
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Ivy<3#1445

You choked on your aspirations. You lost Cash700

stiff rose
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Ivy<3#1445

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

stiff rose
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Ivy<3#1445

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash129 to your Patreon

stiff rose
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Ivy<3#1445

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash53.

stiff rose
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Ivy<3#1445

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

stiff rose
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
Ivy<3#1445

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

stiff rose
#

/rob <jacket>

silent galeBOT
#
Ivy<3#1445

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

stiff rose
#

/rob jacket

silent galeBOT
#
Ivy<3#1445

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Jacket#6652
2 - jacket#2788
3 - jacket#8574
4 - Jacket#0494
5 - Jacket#4935
6 - Jacketboy#1551

stiff rose
#

4

silent galeBOT
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Ivy<3#1445

xmark You attempted to rob Jacket#0494, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

stiff rose
#

/rob jacket

silent galeBOT
#
Ivy<3#1445

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Jacket#6652
2 - jacket#2788
3 - jacket#8574
4 - Jacket#0494
5 - Jacket#4935
6 - Jacketboy#1551

stiff rose
#

5

silent galeBOT
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Ivy<3#1445

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

meager rain
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash68

karmic helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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schlongkong777#6206

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash61.

karmic helm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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schlongkong777#6206

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash164

left lotus
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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HelloThere™#3757

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash72

left lotus
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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HelloThere™#3757

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash342

left lotus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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HelloThere™#3757

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash215

left lotus
#

/rob censor

silent galeBOT
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HelloThere™#3757

check You robbed Cash547 from Censored Screaming#0403.

left lotus
#

/dep all

karmic helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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schlongkong777#6206

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash94!

karmic helm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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schlongkong777#6206

You rake in Cash244, but your butthole will never be the same...

karmic helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
schlongkong777#6206

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

karmic helm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
schlongkong777#6206

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.

scarlet frost
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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XVI Nelly#7978

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash59

scarlet frost
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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XVI Nelly#7978

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash232 and a real sore hangover.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash360

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You slept in a bed and found Cash80 under your pillow when you woke up

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash254

obsidian palm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ShadowBedliss176#8530

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash100

obsidian palm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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ShadowBedliss176#8530

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with Cash519 worth of silver coins.

obsidian palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ShadowBedliss176#8530

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash334

obsidian palm
#

/rob @scarlet frost

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

xmark You were caught attempting to rob XVI Nelly#7978, and have been fined Cash469.

scarlet frost
obsidian palm
#

Sorry

#

I need moneh for trip to Tahiti

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 14 seconds.

obsidian palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 7 seconds.

obsidian palm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ShadowBedliss176#8530

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash52

wind fox
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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CT344-gurra#3669

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash152, and you go ahead with it.

wind fox
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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CT344-gurra#3669

You got featured and won Cash74

wind fox
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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CT344-gurra#3669

The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab Cash344 from their pockets.

gritty helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Vris#6803

You develop games and earn Cash56.

gritty helm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Vris#6803

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole Cash296.

gritty helm
#

BRO

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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jacket#2788

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash50

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

You steal an apple from the market for Cash665

ripe badger
#

Let's go

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
framkensteinn#4679

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you Cash407

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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framkensteinn#4679

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash96.

lilac kernel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Leonard "Lenny" Summers#2211

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash85 for your struggles.

lilac kernel
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Leonard "Lenny" Summers#2211

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was Cash498 in it

naive hamlet
#

?crime

#

/crime

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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TheTracker24#4017

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined Cash682.

#
TheTracker24#4017

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash122

naive hamlet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
TheTracker24#4017

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash94 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mastadon#2981

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash73

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Mastadon#2981

You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found Cash251 on the ground in the parking lot.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Mastadon#2981

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash388 to resolve your burnt skin.

#
Mastadon#2981

xmark You've been fined Cash542 for trying to rob a poor person.

left lotus
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
HelloThere™#3757

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash100 was earned.

left lotus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
HelloThere™#3757

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash202

left lotus
#

/rob censor

silent galeBOT
#
HelloThere™#3757

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined Cash681.

latent juniper
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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apollo#1321

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash80

past mica
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
▀▄▀▄▀ ▄▀▄▀▄▀#0337

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash73

past mica
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
▀▄▀▄▀ ▄▀▄▀▄▀#0337

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

acoustic ember
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
L O O C A S#4621

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash64

gray knot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Jakeawsome15#8640

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash66

gray knot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Jakeawsome15#8640

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John Cash106

gray knot
#

/rob Apollo

silent galeBOT
#
Jakeawsome15#8640

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - ☥ 𝔰ɨ𝔰♰𝔞𝔟ɨ𝔪𝔟𝔬 ☥#2508
2 - Deep#9131
3 - apollo#1321
4 - Apollo-x#2521
5 - apollomichael#9579
6 - ApollosRunner#1237
7 - apollotiago#2868

gray knot
#

3

silent galeBOT
#
Jakeawsome15#8640

xmark You attempted to rob apollo#1321, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

past mica
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
▀▄▀▄▀ ▄▀▄▀▄▀#0337

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash131

past mica
#

/dep all

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
▀▄▀▄▀ ▄▀▄▀▄▀#0337

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 3 seconds.

karmic helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
schlongkong777#6206

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash86

karmic helm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
schlongkong777#6206

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash247.

paper orchid
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash66 off your performance.

paper orchid
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash373, and you go ahead with it.

paper orchid
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Charco loves Xyah ♡♡♡#1705

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole Cash426 from you!

opaque bolt
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Eth#6919

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose Cash542

opaque bolt
#

/bank

#

/balance

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

You work as an egg and earn Cash71

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose Cash413

ripe badger
#

I'm always in crippling debt

gritty helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Vris#6803

You worked overtime for Cash57

gritty helm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Vris#6803

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for Cash299

gritty helm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Vris#6803

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash285 in return!

dense hound
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
wee wee#2621

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash58.

dense hound
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
wee wee#2621

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash390 to resolve your burnt skin.

dense hound
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
wee wee#2621

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for Cash653

gritty helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Vris#6803

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash55 stashed inside one of them.

proven crane
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You robbed a bank and secured Cash480.

proven crane
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash357.

proven crane
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash84 stashed inside one of them.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
unknowxclan//Elmar#8390

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash83

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
unknowxclan//Elmar#8390

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your Cash301 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
unknowxclan//Elmar#8390

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash236 for your hard work.

proven crane
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash79

proven crane
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash364 fine!

proven crane
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got Cash458 for a job well done.

karmic helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
schlongkong777#6206

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash50

karmic helm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
schlongkong777#6206

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash148 on the way back to your ship.

karmic helm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
schlongkong777#6206

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash80

karmic helm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
schlongkong777#6206

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash142!

supple egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the original yeehaw vampire#3636

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash67 for doing his job.

supple egret
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the original yeehaw vampire#3636

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash386, and you go ahead with it.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
George235k#2291

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash85!

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
George235k#2291

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash260

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
George235k#2291

With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find Cash346 on the way back.

random ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
[] [] <ENIGMA> [] []#8966

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash83

random ravine
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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[] [] <ENIGMA> [] []#8966

You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of Cash394

random ravine
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
[] [] <ENIGMA> [] []#8966

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash237 on the way back to your ship.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
NobleOne#4431

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash60

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
NobleOne#4431

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash71

drowsy salmon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Boog#2906

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash71 to help fund the project!

drowsy salmon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Boog#2906

You earned Cash272 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

drowsy salmon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Boog#2906

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined Cash282 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

glad coral
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
{Tay]>><<#9473

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash94.

glad coral
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
{Tay]>><<#9473

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined Cash392 .

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
George235k#2291

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined Cash325

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
George235k#2291

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash91

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
George235k#2291

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash336 on the way back to your ship.

proven crane
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash62

proven crane
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash224 inside it

proven crane
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sonofthegoat#7532

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for Cash442

quiet sapphire
#

/getdicksuckedwhileplayingrdo

proven crane
#

/getbitches

#

Fuck it didn't work

quiet sapphire
#

Damn

#

We're gonna have to wing it pinky

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash56.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jacket#2788

You found Cash346 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.

grizzled parcel
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
limeghost#6717

You found an extra Cash255 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

grizzled parcel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
limeghost#6717

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash91 for all your items.

grizzled parcel
#

/bal

silver flame
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Alaver#1012

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined Cash452

silver flame
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Alaver#1012

You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for Cash515.

silver flame
#

/bal

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Alaver#1012

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash79

obsidian palm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash76.

obsidian palm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash479.

obsidian palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash251 from you.

obsidian palm
#

Shit

meager rain
#

/work

ripe badger
#

/crime

karmic helm
#

/work

#

/slut

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash58

craggy jetty
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you Cash402 for attempted murder.

craggy jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash279 for your solid work.

obsidian palm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You suck some toes and earn Cash178

obsidian palm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You are paid Cash73 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

obsidian palm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ShadowBedliss176#8530

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash296 fine.

analog trellis
#

/Rob limeghost#6717

silent galeBOT
#
Mr. Arthur#6127

xmark You attempted to rob limeghost#6717, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

analog trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Mr. Arthur#6127

You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with Cash414

analog trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mr. Arthur#6127

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash69

analog trellis
#

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

#

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Mr. Arthur#6127

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash394.

analog trellis
#

I’m sad, that I did that…

#

I won’t do it anymore… I just needed to get outta debt… TIME TO GAMBLE IT AWAY!

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mr. Arthur#6127

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 17 seconds.

analog trellis
#

/Rob store

silent galeBOT
#
Mr. Arthur#6127

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.

analog trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Mr. Arthur#6127

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 54 seconds.

analog trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mr. Arthur#6127

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 14 seconds.

analog trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mr. Arthur#6127

You got out of bed. Have Cash68

analog trellis
#

Ok?

frank flower
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
soko#9218

You rob a nearby corner store for Cash538

frank flower
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
soko#9218

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

frank flower
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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soko#9218

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash62 anyway.

frank flower
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/rob store

silent galeBOT
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soko#9218

xmark You attempted to rob StoreOwner#8625, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

toxic mauve
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/die

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

toxic mauve
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@toxic mauve

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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framkensteinn#4679

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash81!

ripe badger
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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framkensteinn#4679

You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined Cash338.

analog trellis
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Mr. Arthur#6127

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash97

analog trellis
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/rob framkensreinn

silent galeBOT
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Mr. Arthur#6127

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

analog trellis
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wrg person lol

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Mr. Arthur#6127

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined Cash597

analog trellis
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//slut

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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Mr. Arthur#6127

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash344.

mild inlet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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N3BULA#7475

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash87.

mild inlet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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N3BULA#7475

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash206 and a real sore hangover.

mild inlet
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/rob store

silent galeBOT
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N3BULA#7475

xmark You attempted to rob StoreOwner#8625, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

winged cliff
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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LilBeanstalkAKAYungChickenWang#8622

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash284.

winged cliff
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/work

silent galeBOT
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LilBeanstalkAKAYungChickenWang#8622

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you Cash84 as in return!

winged cliff
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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LilBeanstalkAKAYungChickenWang#8622

You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for Cash311

winged cliff
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/rob store

silent galeBOT
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LilBeanstalkAKAYungChickenWang#8622

xmark You attempted to rob StoreOwner#8625, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

winged cliff
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/slit

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/slut

silent galeBOT
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LilBeanstalkAKAYungChickenWang#8622

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 45 seconds.

winged cliff
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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LilBeanstalkAKAYungChickenWang#8622

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 3 seconds.

winged cliff
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/commands

uneven chasm
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Society#1269

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash99!

uneven chasm
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Society#1269

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash339

uneven chasm
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Society#1269

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay Cash525

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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The_Voltage_07#3357

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash79

gritty bough
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BACC

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bacc

meager rain
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/work

silent galeBOT
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𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash88!

elfin ember
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/work

silent galeBOT
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N0t_Her3#3149

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash67

elfin ember
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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N0t_Her3#3149

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash624

elfin ember
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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N0t_Her3#3149

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash207 for your services.

summer tide
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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FEARturkey#4618

You were fined Cash464 for slacking in school!

summer tide
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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FEARturkey#4618

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

patent terrace
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/commands

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/work

silent galeBOT
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sacred#0091

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash78 for your hard work

patent terrace
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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sacred#0091

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined Cash699.

patent terrace
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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sacred#0091

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash281!

patent terrace
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/dep all

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/bal

mortal vine
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Hex#5257

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash85 anyway.

mortal vine
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Hex#5257

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you Cash488

mortal vine
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/bal

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Hex#5257

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.

mortal vine
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Hex#5257

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.

mortal vine
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Hex#5257

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash232!

mortal vine
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/rob store

silent galeBOT
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Hex#5257

xmark You attempted to rob StoreOwner#8625, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

mortal vine
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/rob store

wind fox
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/work

silent galeBOT
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CT344-gurra#3669

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash59 from ad revenue.

grizzled parcel
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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limeghost#6717

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash367 for having your junk out.

grizzled parcel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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limeghost#6717

You slept in a bed and found Cash80 under your pillow when you woke up