You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
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/slut
You become a pimp and earn
133!
Reply #636344
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
364
Reply #636106
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 6 seconds.
/rob crisps
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
58
Reply #10
/ROB Censored Screaming#0403
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
627.
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
388 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
Reply #635955
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
99.
Reply #636412
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
225
Reply #635974
Ah yes, my legendary legs that have recently been mauled by a dog
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
70
Reply #51
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 37 seconds.
So 10 minutes, 1 hour, 1 hour.
I still find them legendary ๐
/rob Censored Screaming#0403
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
2 hours...

in 1 hour or so I'm gonna try to rob you ๐ผ , see ya!
All my money is deposited like all th ecool kidz, so
shouldn't have warned, you... Well, I'm gonna try to find another victim, hehe, bye! ;)
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
66
Reply #636034
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
81
Reply #636021
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
217 on your way out of the locker room.
Reply #636320
/rob goose
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - IReallyLikeGooseGame#8693
2 - Lucent Jad#1978
3 - Goose#8383
4 - Goose#9302
5 - goose#1715
6 - goose#7094
7 - Goose#2588
8 - Goose#5265
9 - Goose#8154
10 - goose#4929
/rob goose#4929
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 55 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
82 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
Reply #636363
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
53
Reply #76
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
95. Congrats!
Reply #636450
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
80 as in return!
Reply #636372
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
231.
Reply #636527
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
290
Reply #636240
/rob Censored Screaming#0403
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 35 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
63.
Reply #55462
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
216 for surgery.
Reply #636026
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
422
Reply #636096
You were caught attempting to rob framkensteinn#4679, and have been fined
468.
๐
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
59. Congrats!
Reply #636450
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
354, and you go ahead with it.
Reply #636421
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
85
Reply #51
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
379
Reply #81
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
417.
Reply #636307
/rob framkensteinn
You robbed
664 from framkensteinn#4679.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
81
Reply #21
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
133
Reply #635985
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
442.
Reply #636158
wth even is this
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
61
Reply #54
/dep all
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
60 for it.
Reply #636518
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
294. No one found out... thank God.
Reply #636456
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
58
Reply #636397
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
147... yikes
Reply #635967
/crime
You are fined
419 for jaywalking
Reply #636050
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
64!
Reply #635882
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
65
Reply #636045
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
292 in a baggie next to you.
Reply #636405
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
331
Reply #636018
/rob Dabussy
You attempted to rob Shimeny#2450, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
:(
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
51
Reply #636457
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
59.
Reply #636055
/work
You found
89 lying on the floor in General Chat!
Reply #636543
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
79.
Reply #636303
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
249 inside it
Reply #636329
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
612
Reply #636423
/rob KellieKells#1419
You were caught attempting to rob KellieKells#1419, and have been fined
517.
/work
Just take the
54 and go...
Reply #636322
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
229 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
Reply #636453
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
200... yikes
Reply #635967
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
473
Reply #636088
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
50
Reply #636460
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
59
Reply #26
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 5 seconds.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
67 a day
Reply #635943
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
96
Reply #77
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You receive a check of
55 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
Reply #636260
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
219!
Reply #636331
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
99
Reply #636390
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
82, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
Reply #636395
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
271 on your way out of the locker room.
Reply #636320
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
257.
Reply #636253
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
72
Reply #53
/work
54 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
Reply #636327
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
83
Reply #636506
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
100
Reply #635952
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
348.
Reply #636478
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
546
Reply #636330
/rob solavellan#5442
You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined
334.
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
389
Reply #635904
/rob Breezeshadow#3561
You've been fined
584 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob solavellan#5442
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/bal
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
63.
Reply #636046
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
223 to get it cured.
Reply #635884
/crime
You hacked google and stole
279.
Reply #636184
/rob Rafa0102
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob sachem09
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Jevil
You've been fined
652 for trying to rob a poor person.
ยช
/work
You develop games and earn
96.
Reply #636067
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
337... yikes
Reply #635967
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
84
Reply #63
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
89 .
Reply #636084
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
82 near one of the potatoes
Reply #906378
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
98
Reply #635872
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
91
Reply #636328
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
100.
Reply #636282
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
64
Reply #636328
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
61
Reply #19
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
373 and a sore ass.
Reply #636007
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
315
Reply #636220
/rob Juice
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - juice#9821
2 - juice#3950
3 - Juice#5638
4 - Juice#1676
5 - juice z#0329
6 - Juice_Fiction#1910
7 - JuiceBoxPrincess#1964
8 - JUICEGOOSE#3278
9 - Juicemonkey#0544
10 - JuiceSpringsteen#0048
/rob Juice#1676
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob Juice#1676, and have been fined
553.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
393 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
Reply #636355
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
54
Reply #9
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
85
Reply #636457
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
157 and a sore ass.
Reply #636007
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
438 for safe keeping.
Reply #636233
/work
You got featured and won
84
Reply #636295
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
98
Reply #55
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
86
Reply #63
/crime
You break a window in New York for
390.
Reply #636517
/bal
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
73! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
Reply #636346
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
78
Reply #34
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
148 to fuck the girls inside.
Reply #636365
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
68
Reply #636079
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
52 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
Reply #636334
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
82
Reply #61
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
535
Reply #635866
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
53.
Reply #636369
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
172 for their medical fees.
Reply #635970
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 23 seconds.
You repair the lights and receive
57
Reply #636339
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
304.
Reply #635914
/crime
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
253 and a real sore hangover.
Reply #636262
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
460
Reply #636122
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
76!
Reply #203527
/work
You work as the president and earn
73
Reply #65
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
307 for your solid work.
Reply #636269
/work
You were farming and earned
51
Reply #636436
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
435.
Reply #635960
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
218.
Reply #636544
/rob goose#4929
You attempted to rob goose#4929, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob radioactivesocks#8712
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
Just take the
98 and go...
Reply #636322
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
140
Reply #79
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
56
Reply #635899
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
100 .
Reply #636084
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
340.
Reply #635950
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You sell bananas for
72
Reply #834708
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 10 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
91
Reply #636016
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 46 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 44 seconds.
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
93
Reply #838228
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
59
Reply #3
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
108.
Reply #636054
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
380
Reply #838098
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 35 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
78.
Reply #55462
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 57 seconds.
/rob MrMinerMan50#3995
You attempted to rob MrMinerMan50#3995, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @topaz edge
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 29 seconds.
Nice try buddy
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
92
Reply #636468
You take your cat for a walk and gain
58
Reply #636389
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
142!
Reply #834979
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
310
Reply #636188
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
86.
Reply #636411
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
73
Reply #16
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 43 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
356
Reply #636191
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
59
Reply #636014
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 50 seconds.
/ work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 47 seconds.
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
53!
Reply #636047
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 29 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 25 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 36 seconds.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
150 at you.
Reply #636455
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
68
Reply #636469
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 59 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
98
Reply #636362
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 59 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 14 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You steal
396 from your boss and didn't get caught.
Reply #636354
/work
You sell your crab for
56, you monster
Reply #635944
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You milk a cow for
88
Reply #41924
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 33 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 8 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
93
Reply #3031286
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
88
Reply #636506
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
358 for your hard work.
Reply #636052
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
155!
Reply #635920
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
62 when you got back home
Reply #636513
You killed a man and liked it, you got
488
Reply #636213
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
94.
Reply #636556
/slut
You take it up the ass for
145
Reply #635945
Easy pay day
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
381.
Reply #636544
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
528 for a job well done.
Reply #635971
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
75
Reply #70
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
100 to help fund the project!
Reply #636446
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
60
Reply #63
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
264 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
Reply #838257
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
331
Reply #636244
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
55
Reply #78
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
363 for surgery.
Reply #636271
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
326 for offending the soccer mom.
Reply #834632
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
80 when you got back home
Reply #636513
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
81 strewn about between the seats!
Reply #636507
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
59
Reply #47
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
346
Reply #635953
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
209
Reply #838124
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
97 on the floor.
Reply #636029
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
67
Reply #635865
/slut
You rake in
301, but your butthole will never be the same...
Reply #635984
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
330
Reply #636116
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
96
Reply #636338
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
281
Reply #635907
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
520
Reply #636051
/slut
You rake in
188, but your butthole will never be the same...
Reply #635984
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
624.
Reply #636251
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
80.
Reply #636369
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
95.
Reply #636041
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
289.
Reply #834714
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
364
Reply #635958
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
58.
Reply #636379
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
263.
Reply #636472
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
271
Reply #636100
/work
You got out of bed. Have
90
Reply #635934
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
474
Reply #636000
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
147!
Reply #636501
You get a commission request, the payment is
68.
Reply #636379
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
231 in return!
Reply #635891
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
588.
Reply #636095
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 38 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
519 or go to jail.
Reply #636495
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
66
Reply #636439
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
100
Reply #636016
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
50
Reply #230200
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
384 to clean the stains.
Reply #55473
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
77
Reply #635869
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
110.
Reply #635940
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
67, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
Reply #636395
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
348.
Reply #636063
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
558
Reply #636226
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
690
Reply #636109
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
80 on the floor.
Reply #636029
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
251.
Reply #636054
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
75 from donations
Reply #635918
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
94.
Reply #636512
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/Work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
79
Reply #636083
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
63 on the ground.
Reply #636396
You cannot work for 53 seconds.
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
94.
Reply #636512
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
90
Reply #24
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
90 in profits
Reply #838133
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
90
Reply #77
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
66
Reply #7083
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
83 for your services.
Reply #636364
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
89.
Reply #636031
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
79
Reply #636286
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
90.
Reply #636379
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
262.
Reply #635924
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
68 for your struggles.
Reply #636489
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
379
Reply #636091
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
338
Reply #636555
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
88.
Reply #636556
/crime
The Russian government pays you
343 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
Reply #636163
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
319 for surgery.
Reply #636026
/dep all
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 13 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
61
Reply #635988
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
57
Reply #636359
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
147
Reply #636037
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
584
Reply #636386
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
62.
Reply #636041
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
86
Reply #636362
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
665
Reply #636504
You sell your crab for
100, you monster
Reply #635944
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 26 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
82
Reply #636420
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
202.
Reply #636544
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
180
Reply #167
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
613
Reply #636214
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
401!
Reply #636160
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
362!
Reply #635946
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
272
Reply #636128
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
51.
Reply #636303
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
78
Reply #49
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
256.
Reply #636299
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
325.
Reply #636530
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
85
Reply #636554
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
130 for child support before disownment.
Reply #635886
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
486 fine.
Reply #636171
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
94.
Reply #635939
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
95
Reply #58
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
570
Reply #170
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
312
Reply #636546
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
60
Reply #636341
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
63
Reply #635869
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 3 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
93 for your hard work
Reply #838130
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
434
Reply #636144
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
199 to your Patreon
Reply #635975
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
250
Reply #636555
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
64 after the pizzeria closes down.
Reply #636352
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
605
Reply #636231
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
97.
Reply #636556
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
62 out of pity.
Reply #636290
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
93
Reply #635947
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
351.
Reply #636528
๐
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
318
Reply #636546
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
60
Reply #636015
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
576
Reply #636164
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You make a living selling weed for
91 a day
Reply #635943
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
169 in one night.
Reply #636466
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
371 fine!
Reply #636310
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
96
Reply #636373
Bitch
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
58.
Reply #635990
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
246 on your way out of the locker room.
Reply #636320
/crime
You steal lamps for
638
Reply #635941
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
87 stashed inside one of them.
Reply #6070
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
158 in total.
Reply #636069
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
631
Reply #636189
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
88 in profits
Reply #838133
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
276 in order to keep quiet about it.
Reply #636040
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
667.
Reply #636022
/rob @proven crane
You attempted to rob sonofthegoat#7532, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
307.
Reply #636529
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
61, albeit reluctantly.
Reply #636532
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
165
Reply #635907
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
291 for the night.
Reply #636471
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
59 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
Reply #636363
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
698 for being a lazy ass person.
Reply #636028
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
71
Reply #62
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
395 to resolve your burnt skin.
Reply #636270
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
699 from the man's wallet.
Reply #636415
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
89
Reply #62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 47 seconds.
/rob DUCK
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - TheGreatGanu#5147
2 - Duck#5475
3 - Duck#5482
4 - DUCK#1384
5 - Duck King#8529
6 - duck seeker#0394
7 - Duck ๐ฆ#3219
8 - duck0829#6099
9 - duck491#5096
10 - Duck_Is_Cool#1667
/rob @DUCK
Cancelled command.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob DUCK#1384
You robbed
208 from DUCK#1384.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 52 seconds.
/rob DUCK#1384
You robbed
10 from DUCK#1384.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
64
Reply #635947
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
69
Reply #636420
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
172
Reply #80
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
697
Reply #635866
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
197, have fun
Reply #635905
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
72
Reply #636016
/crime
You steal
296 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
Reply #636340
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
82.
Reply #636258
/work
You make a living selling weed for
78 a day
Reply #635943
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
581!
Reply #636165
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
135
Reply #635964
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
245 from the client
Reply #636526
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
387
Reply #636123
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
56 near one of the potatoes
Reply #906378
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
64!
Reply #636520
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
260
Reply #636256
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.
/eat
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
66 for your contributions !
Reply #636321
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
92
Reply #47
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
84.
Reply #834680
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
90.
Reply #636046
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
121
Reply #168
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
559 but you really don't remember.
Reply #636449
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
97 for your hard work
Reply #838130
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
99
Reply #636328
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
71
Reply #636077
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
428 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
94 for all your items.
Reply #636459
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
289
Reply #636358
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
360.
Reply #55467
/work
You found
61 lying on the floor in General Chat!
Reply #636543
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
199 for child support before disownment.
Reply #635886
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
553 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
Reply #635927
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
97
Reply #72
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
196.
Reply #636368
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
58 ๐
Reply #636401
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
147 for your solid work.
Reply #636269
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
382
Reply #636302
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
56
Reply #12
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
56
Reply #838252
/rob DUCK#1384
You attempted to rob DUCK#1384, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You are paid
98 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
Reply #635989
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
519
Reply #85
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
214 out of pity.
Reply #636076
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
116!
Reply #204738
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
58
Reply #636079
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
465.
Reply #636162
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
86
Reply #636079
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
168
Reply #635965
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
492.
Reply #636299
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
93.
Reply #636059
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
78
Reply #12
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
62
Reply #36
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
392 out of pity.
Reply #636076
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
291.
Reply #636225
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
93 for a good job.
Reply #636490
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
55
Reply #636015
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
176 for the night.
Reply #636471
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
69
Reply #71
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
58 ๐
Reply #636401
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
56
Reply #41
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
53 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
Reply #636363
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
561 in it.
Reply #636249
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
382
Reply #635912
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
64
Reply #11
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
199 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
Reply #636062
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
589 falls out of your pocket!
Reply #636522
๐
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
89 for the hard work
Reply #838245
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
75
Reply #5
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
86.
Reply #636443
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
361 in return!
Reply #635891
/crime
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
424
Reply #636467
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
394
Reply #165
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
501 or go to jail.
Reply #636495
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
51
Reply #66
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
84 stashed inside one of them.
Reply #6070
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
92 in profits
Reply #838133
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
71 out of pity.
Reply #636290
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
73 for your team winning!
Reply #636319
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 15 seconds.
/work
You milk a cow for
90
Reply #41924
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 44 seconds.
/work
You found
78 on the floor.
Reply #636294
/crime
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
260.
Reply #636195
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
150.
Reply #636547
/work
