You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
392.
Reply #55474
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You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
392.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
77
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
85 for your efforts!
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
91
/work
You slept in a bed and found
91 under your pillow when you woke up
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
600.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
202
/rob Looked#8619
You robbed
78 from Looked#8619.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
59.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
168.
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
517 on the way back.
I have 0$
Donate
You robbed
18 from max volt guy#1442.
/bal
I'm gonna install rampage menu
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.
/rob @obsidian palm
You attempted to rob ShadowBedliss176#8530, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Lol
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 34 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You went to work and gained
51
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 8 seconds.
You hacked into the bank and received
700 and an invitation to Anonymous
Oh my god
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 57 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 19 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 15 seconds.
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
321, have fun
Weeeee
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
273.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
57
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
288 from max volt guy#1442.
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
420
/rob @obsidian palm
You attempted to rob ShadowBedliss176#8530, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Heheheh
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
616 to restore your save file.
Give it back
Why?
rob somebody else
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
76 I think...
/srceng
/rob @marble lintel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 52 minutes.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @max volt guy
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @olive galleon
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 40 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
87 off your new game.
/work
You sell your crab for
76, you monster
/rob @obsidian palm
You attempted to rob ShadowBedliss176#8530, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
556
/rob Grim Reaper#8262
You robbed
1,666 from Grim Reaper#8262.
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
76
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
296 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
389 fine.
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
56!
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob max volt guy#1442, and have been fined
256.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
286
Lol
/work
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
91.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 18 seconds.
/rob @low kernel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 45 seconds.
@low kernel sry
It's 4 the gang
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 16 seconds.
Lol
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
308.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 46 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 56 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 51 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 26 seconds.
Ahhaahhaqh
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 8 seconds.
/rob @obsidian palm
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 8 minutes.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
670
/ rob @obsidian palm
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 49 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
53
/rob @candid sparrow
You robbed
1,992 from Camora#3453.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
112 to clean the stains.
/work
You gave yourself
75 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
77. The students loved you!
/bal
/work
You find
66 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
77
/rob @obsidian palm
You attempted to rob ShadowBedliss176#8530, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
63
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
90
Wtf
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
75
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
192
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
71.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
86 for your hard work
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
51
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
150
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
89. Congrats!
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
155 : D
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
60.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
67 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
233!
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
88 I think...
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
226 for surgery.
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
378 to some 11 year olds.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
68
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
128
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
362!
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
296 to get it cured.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
76
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
300
/rob @normal patrol
You attempted to rob Rorobor#1283, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
64.
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
285 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
168.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
74
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
348 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
82
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
601.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
339
/rob G5briel
You robbed
21 from G5briel#0001.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
73
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
70
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
257.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
90.
/slut
You get
191 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
631.
/work
You develop games and earn
88.
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
311 on the market
/rob G5briel
You robbed
17 from G5briel#0001.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
80 for your team winning!
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
390
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
76
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
273.
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
77 for it!
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
77
/slut
You earned
145 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
443.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
76 from selling drinks
/work
You sell your crab for
73, you monster
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
82
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
100!
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
66
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
371
/rob @cloud adder
You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined
357.
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
485 on her.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
86.
/dep all
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 32 seconds.
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
700
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
185!
/work
You got featured and won
100
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
66
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
58
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
305 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
64
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
192.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
564!
/rob @cloud adder
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 49 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
92
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
80
/rob @liara
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/worl
/rob liara
You robbed
14 from Solavellan#5442.
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
453 from you!
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
50
/crime
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
408
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
67 after the pizzeria closes down.
You attempted to rob ShadowBedliss176#8530, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Ok
/rob @dawn dawn
You attempted to rob Sir Shrek Drek#6342, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Ur dead
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
90!
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
360 for surgery.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
100
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
315.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
89
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
526
You attempted to rob Rorobor#1283, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob ShadowBedliss176#8530
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/dep all
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
611
/work
You work all day at the factory
75
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
374
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
99
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
480 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 16 minutes.
/rob @SirShrekDrek
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @dawn dawn
You've been fined
573 for trying to rob a poor person.
haahhhaah
xmark You've been fined Cash573 for trying to rob a poor person.
I'm I poor?
I'm a sir
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
51
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
255 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
511
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
55
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
668.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
93
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
52 from selling drinks
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
293 from the men.
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
500
/rob Rorobor#1283
You attempted to rob Rorobor#1283, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work as a professional worker and earn
93.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
158 from the client
/crime
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
636
@normal patrol ? you couldn't rob me
You tried eobbinh me
Yes
Ok
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
51
You post nudes on the internet for
400
/work
You got featured and won
71
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
341
/rob Spooky Girl#0945
You attempted to rob Spooky Girl#0945, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
123
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
52.
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
604 when you fell over.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
80.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 43 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 25 seconds.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
137
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
92
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
553.
/rob ♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439
You were caught attempting to rob ♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439, and have been fined
700.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
62.
/crime
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
673.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
124.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
52.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
220 to clean the stains.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
278 fine!
/rob @pseudo totem
You attempted to rob Spooky Girl#0945, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
304 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
75, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/rob @tacit parcel
You attempted to rob snooty da hunter#4074, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
358
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
99
/rob Rorobor#1283
You attempted to rob Rorobor#1283, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
65
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
84 in your direction.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 12 seconds.
/rob @tacit parcel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 38 minutes.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
59, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
76
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
100
/rob Kells
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
76
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
229!
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
59 off your new game.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
181.
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
373
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
70 off your new game.
You assassinated an African drug lord for
664
oh yeah
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
63
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
377
/rob @distant latch
You robbed
352 from Censored Screaming#0403.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
80.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
390!
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
674
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
580
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
167!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
80.
/rob @weary saffron
You attempted to rob Looked#8619, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 2 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 53 minutes.
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
682 from you and left.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
55
You shake what your momma gave you for
329.
/work
You drive women to the store for
86
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
78 from selling drinks
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
88.
/slut
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 17 seconds.
You earn
366 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/rob @pseudo totem
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 26 minutes and 50 seconds.
Dam
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
332
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
61
/crime
You crack open a safe and shovel
415 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
315.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 31 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
55 for helping them out.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
76
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
61.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
82.
/work
You cannot work for 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
78
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
75
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
328.
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
126!
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
100.
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
553 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
243 for the good time.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
76
/work
You develop games and earn
88.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
67
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
165
/rob @meager rain
You attempted to rob 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 18 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
86
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
62 in your direction.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
256
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
82 off of donations.
/rob summers <$#0136
You were caught attempting to rob summers <$#0136, and have been fined
345.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
96.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
160.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
445 for the damage.
/work
You battled and gained
79.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
262 in donations!
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
440 of stolen merchandise
/rob @low kernel
You've been fined
597 for trying to rob a poor person.
Haha
why do yall do that
/lb -cash gives you a whole lit of people that have money on them lol
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
93
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
368.
You've been fined
396 for trying to rob a poor person.
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
394 fine!
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
268 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You develop games and earn
85.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
632
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
58
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
103 : D
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
268.
/work
You work as a model and earn
81
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
75.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
367 for a new one.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
277
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
54.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
55 in your direction.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
97
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
163.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
75.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
93
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
696 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
112 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
57.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
55
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
642
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
168 for the night.
/rob Rorobor#1283
You attempted to rob Rorobor#1283, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
323
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
79
/rob @pseudo totem
You attempted to rob Spooky Girl#0945, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @normal patrol
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
453. Good payroll today gamers.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
86
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
55
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
242
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
303
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
56
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
112
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
365 to clean it up.
You work as the head of elephants and earn
90
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
70
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
614 from their pockets.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
382 fine!
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
93
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
56
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
317.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
62
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
645
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
282 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
71
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
189 fine!
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
340 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/rob @clear island
You were caught attempting to rob LetLive133#4507, and have been fined
572.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
53.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
381 to your Patreon!
/crime
You break a window in New York for
314.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
/bal
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
54 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
59 off of donations.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
93.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
129.
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
596 for damages
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
358
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
78
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
197 in total.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
58!
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
152!
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
382 and some butterscotch candy.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
64 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
51. Good job.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
77
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
82
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
271.
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
504.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
74 off your new game.
/slut
You found an extra
129 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
81.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
273
/crime
You find
632 laying on the street and take it
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
99
/work
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
78
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
85 for the hard work
/rob ♔Wictor♔#3964
You were caught attempting to rob ♔Wictor♔#3964, and have been fined
623.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
68
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
262 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
418!
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
52
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
279!
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
85
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
53 on the way back home!
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
82
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
94 as in return!
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
343
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
464. Great job.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
63.
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
62
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
195 from you.
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
448.
Dammm
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
51
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
71 from ad revenue.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
88.
/rob ♔Wictor♔#3964
You were caught attempting to rob ♔Wictor♔#3964, and have been fined
355.
/work
You receive a check of
88 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
365
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
634
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
81
/dep all
/work
You slept in a bed and found
66 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
71
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
644
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
314 on the way back to your ship.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @low kernel
You've been fined
489 for trying to rob a poor person.
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
82
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
357
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
181!
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
59.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
53!
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
103 from you as compensation.
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
441
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
340!
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
115
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
52!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 20 seconds.
rude
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
59 for all your items.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
60
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
464. Good payroll today gamers.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
139 in one night.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
60
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
89 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
74
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
691
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
171 to your Patreon!
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
62.
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
116.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
589
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
85
You cannot work for 1 minute and 50 seconds.